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00:00Mindy is on the phone for War of the Roses. Why all of a sudden is this coming up?
00:06So in the last month, my boyfriend Steve, all of a sudden he's super into yoga, like all in.
00:15And I used to, or I do it at lunch, and he used to make fun of me for it.
00:20And I told him, well, why don't you at least go try it sometime just, you know, before you like make fun of me for it?
00:28Sure.
00:28And he went, but now he goes every single day after work, and he gets home like really late at like 8 p.m., and he's showered.
00:37And the yoga facility like has a shower, you know, there in the locker rooms, but no one ever uses it.
00:44So the fact that he's not only all in, but he also comes home showered late, it's really suspect to me.
00:53Hmm. How long did you say you guys were together?
00:56Next month, it'll be a year.
00:59And have you suspected him cheating in any other way at all before?
01:03No.
01:06So what got him involved into the yoga class?
01:12Well, he just used to make fun of me so much for it, and I was getting tired of it.
01:16And so I said, like, just at least go try it.
01:18And if you hate it that much and still think it's stupid, like, that's valid.
01:22But at least, like, try something before you just knock it and, like, make fun of me for it.
01:27Okay.
01:27So he was like, ogre.
01:28So wait, are you guys going to the same studio?
01:30That's what I'm wondering.
01:31Because I would just drop into whatever class he says he's going to.
01:34I mean, I could, but I just feel like that's so even more, like, obvious.
01:44Like, I haven't really confronted him about it yet.
01:47Okay.
01:48So you're just kind of hunching here, and you think that maybe.
01:51Uh-huh.
01:51Okay.
01:51Because then I was going to say, like, do you think.
01:54So obviously you think it's another person in the yoga class.
01:56Because it's weird for him to go from making fun of it to going all in.
02:00Right.
02:00To now showering and coming home.
02:03Like, if they were going to two different yoga studios, I'd be like, okay, maybe.
02:07But, like, God, that would be so bold of him to cheat on you at your yoga studio with someone that you might know or an instructor.
02:18But you're not there at the same time he is?
02:20No.
02:21I go during lunch, and he goes after work.
02:23So he goes, like, from, like, 6.30 to, you know, 7.30, showers, comes home at 8.
02:28Mindy, if he's messing around with a yoga instructor, will you then not go back to that yoga class?
02:34I wouldn't go back either way if he was messing around with me, whether it was somebody in my class or an instructor.
02:40Well, what if the instructor's really good?
02:42No.
02:43Okay.
02:43There's lots of good instructors.
02:45Yes.
02:46Okay.
02:46Thanks, girl.
02:47Just like there's a lot of men in the sea.
02:49Yeah.
02:50She'll find somebody else if he's cheating.
02:51She can find a new yoga instructor, too.
02:53Listen, I don't know if we're going to find anything.
02:55She's just curious.
02:57A lot of times when we do wars like this, it's just the guy showering before he wants to come home.
03:01Or if he's cheating, he's not going to give up the information, and he's just going to send you the flowers anyway.
03:05So let's find out.
03:06We'll do it.
03:07Your three-way call starts now.
03:09Stay quiet.
03:10Don't say anything until we find out what he puts on the card if it's not to you, and more importantly, what he says in that audio message.
03:15Okay?
03:16Okay.
03:17You ready?
03:18Yeah.
03:19All right.
03:19Let's see if you make it a year or he's cheating on you.
03:22We'll call Steve up, Loren, on that cell number.
03:29Hello?
03:30Hi.
03:30I'm looking for Steve, please.
03:33Is it Steve?
03:34Hi, Steve.
03:35My name is Jennifer.
03:36I'm calling from Flowers for You.
03:37We are a romantic gift company, and we're doing an online tag contest on Instagram.
03:43Oh, no, thank you.
03:44I'm not interested.
03:45I'm sorry?
03:46No, thanks.
03:47I'm not interested.
03:47Oh, I'm not selling anything.
03:49I'm actually calling to tell you you won $100 in beautiful free red roses.
03:52Somebody tagged you in our post.
03:56Oh, really?
03:58Who?
03:59Somebody tagged me?
03:59Who?
04:00Yes.
04:01I already have the promotion page pulled up where I have to enter your information, but
04:06it will tell me as soon as I hit send and send them off, I can tell you what handle entered
04:14you in the contest.
04:15But it should be one of your friends.
04:16It was a tag contest where you tag yourself and someone else.
04:21Okay.
04:22So I won roses?
04:24Yes.
04:25You won a delivery of roses.
04:28You can send them anywhere in the U.S.
04:30You can send them to yourself if you want.
04:31There are romantic roses, though.
04:33People typically send them to a boyfriend, girlfriend, someone they're dating.
04:41Right.
04:44Okay.
04:45I guess I could do that.
04:47Okay.
04:47Great.
04:48I just need the first name of the person you'd like to send them to first.
04:55Sure.
04:56Can you send them to Lindsay?
05:00Okay.
05:00We're going to send these to Lindsay.
05:02And Lindsay's last name?
05:04Lindsay.
05:06Okay.
05:08And Steve, I also, instead of doing a typical card that you write on, our company actually
05:15does QR codes.
05:17So when she receives these flowers, Lindsay can scan the QR code and hear the message directly
05:23from you.
05:24So it's kind of like leaving someone a voicemail so you don't have to think too far into it.
05:28You just can speak from the heart.
05:31Okay.
05:33All right.
05:33Are you ready to record?
05:36I guess so.
05:37Just like one sentence or something?
05:39Yeah.
05:39As long as you want.
05:40I mean, you can't go on for like three minutes, but probably up to a minute would be sufficient.
05:47All right.
05:47All right.
05:48Yeah.
05:49As short or as long as you want, but I'm ready to record whenever you are.
05:53All right.
05:54A little corny, but don't judge me.
05:56No judgment.
05:57Go ahead.
05:58You're recording.
05:58All right.
06:00Thanks for making yoga hot yoga.
06:03Okay.
06:06Is that it?
06:07That's it.
06:08Okay.
06:10Is this somebody that you met at yoga?
06:13Yeah, obviously.
06:14Okay.
06:15Are you dating now?
06:18This is just for our market research.
06:23Yeah, I guess you could say that.
06:25Okay.
06:29And how long have you guys been together?
06:34Um, I don't know.
06:36A little while.
06:40Steve?
06:43Hello?
06:45Hey, buddy.
06:46This is Manny and Loren.
06:48You're on War of the Roses.
06:49We bust cheaters, Steve.
06:50That other voice you just heard?
06:52That's not Lindsay.
06:52That's someone else named Mindy.
06:55Do you know Mindy?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Your girlfriend?
06:59You've been dating for almost a year.
07:00Yeah.
07:03Are you kidding me?
07:07We're very serious, Steve.
07:10Why not just break up with Mindy?
07:13To be dating somebody out of the same yoga studio is kind of crazy, and that is the only
07:20reason I assume, I mean, your message was about yoga.
07:25I assume this is someone you met in yoga class.
07:29Yeah, you're very perceptive.
07:31Well, to do it at Mindy's yoga studio is pretty...
07:34Yeah, she sent you there to go do yoga because you were making fun of her.
07:39She didn't send you there to go do yoga so that you could hook up with somebody named
07:42Lindsay.
07:43And I gotta ask, Mindy, do you know Lindsay?
07:44Does that name ring a bell?
07:47I know she's an instructor.
07:49I haven't taken her classes.
07:51She teaches at night, but yeah.
07:54Like, are you kidding me?
07:57You've made fun of me so much for it, and then, like, you go and now you're cheating
08:02on me with the instructor?
08:04Maybe he's not even doing yoga.
08:06Maybe they're doing private sessions.
08:09You wanted me to go to yoga.
08:11I don't know what you want me to say.
08:12Oh, it's my fault.
08:14Oh, so it's my fault.
08:15How did things with you and Lindsay escalate, and how long have you been with her, Steve?
08:22How did things escalate?
08:24Yeah, how do you go from yoga student to messing around and hooking up and falling in love with
08:29a yoga teacher?
08:30Did she fall on top of you during a stretch?
08:32Like, what are we talking about here?
08:33Dad, we're a dog, what?
08:35Something like that.
08:37Oh, it's funny?
08:38Oh, my God.
08:39It's kind of funny.
08:41It's funny, and it's my fault.
08:43You send me the yoga, you know, like, I'm surrounded by hot girls.
08:50I don't know.
08:50You're just lazy.
08:52You don't want to do anything.
08:54That's what happens.
08:55I go to yoga every day.
08:58I don't think that's what he's talking about, but I'm offended for you.
09:02I told you to go.
09:06I didn't, like, just to try it out, and I didn't tell you to go, but I didn't tell you
09:13to go cheat on me.
09:15This is, like, unbelievable.
09:16I tried it out.
09:19In more ways than one.
09:21I loved it, clearly.
09:23Is that why you shower?
09:25Because you stay after with your teacher, or you go to dinner with her?
09:28I shower because I'm not dirty.
09:30You should try it.
09:32You shower together.
09:34Me and Steve?
09:34No.
09:34I haven't tried that.
09:35No, not you and Steve.
09:36No.
09:37Mindy.
09:38And then Steve and Lindsay.
09:40He sounds like a real D-bag.
09:42You know that, right?
09:43Um, yeah.
09:45Why?
09:45What did you see in him?
09:49Well, at the beginning, he was very charming and, you know, just told me everything I wanted
09:55to hear.
09:56Mm-hmm.
09:56Same things he's telling Lindsay.
09:57One of the things I would never cheat on you.
09:59Yeah, you don't even know me, bro.
10:00You sound like you got a face for radio.
10:02Shut up.
10:03Okay.
10:04I hate that I even share the same first name.
10:06I don't even know who you are right now.
10:08Yeah, isn't it weird?
10:10Isn't it weird?
10:11Like, he doesn't sound like anybody should date him.
10:13I'm sure Lindsay, the yoga teacher, would be happy to hear this segment.
10:15Maybe you should play it for her.
10:17Yeah, I think I should tell her.
10:19Okay.
10:19Just do her a favor.
10:20Lindsay doesn't have a problem.
10:21All right.
10:21There's no roses, Steve.
10:23And Mindy, I hate that you found out this way, but I guess it's better off knowing,
10:28right?
10:29You didn't make it to a year.
10:31Yeah.
10:31I mean, there's no roses?
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:33No, dude.
10:34Oh, God.
10:35Shut up.
10:36Hey, it's Loren from the Mania and Loren Morning Show.
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