00:00The
00:28The wind carries the scent of ash and corpses
00:31Like the last breaths of a dying world
00:36The sun still shines
00:39But for how much longer?
00:43Hey, well mornings of the future
00:45It's your boy O1 here
00:47I used to be a coder
00:49Now I'm a farmer, canned food enthusiast
00:51Part-time surgeon
00:53And a full-time Zed Slayer
00:55Let me show you a day in the life of a survivor
00:58I started the morning off by bagging a deer
01:00The meat's good eating
01:02The pelts can mend my coat
01:04And I can even make its bones into a knife
01:06Waste not, want not
01:08Then I cut a whopper down by the lake
01:10Mike threw in the potatoes and peppers he grew
01:12Who knew you could feast like this in the apocalypse
01:19This world's taught me one thing
01:21Those who waste
01:23End up getting wasted
01:25We built watchtowers out of scrap
01:27But we trapped the road with fuel barrels
01:29And lined the walls with spikes
01:33Good thing, too
01:34Because last night
01:35We had a swarm come for the north tower
01:37After one well-placed firebomb
01:39You could smell charge Zed for miles
01:41Some of them tried to climb up
01:43But got hooked on the sprites
01:45You ever hear Zed scream?
01:47I have
01:49A lot
01:55Once we ran out of ammo
01:57Once we ran out of ammo
01:58It was time to break out the weird stuff
02:08Then the rain started to fall
02:09That really got the Zeds riled up
02:14Fortunately
02:15We still had a few shocking tricks up our sleeves
02:22By the way
02:23The Doomsday Fleet just got a whole new look
02:25We put a comfy chair and TV in the box truck
02:28And threw some solar panels on top
02:30Now
02:31Nothing will get me from watching my stories
02:33The fire engine got a new grill guard
02:36Mostly because we needed somewhere to dry our clothes
02:41As for the taxi
02:42We just hooked up a speaker system
02:44It's great for parties
02:47On our last outing
02:52We only managed to clear out half the big box store
02:56It was like Black Friday with all the Zeds in there
02:58And
03:00We were cheap TVs
03:02We still walked away with a huge haul
03:05Most of us
03:06At least
03:10Do you think the Zeds still recognize old friends?
03:13But that's a question for another day
03:15For now
03:16The Doomsday Fleet rides again
03:19I got so many Zeds on me
03:21Help me distract them
03:22Roger that
03:23I'm firing up the speakers
03:25Rockstar coming through
03:27Make way
03:31Nice driving
03:33Can I get your autograph?
03:34Looky here
03:38We got some fireworks
03:39Let's put on a show
03:42Hold on
03:43I'm headed your way
03:45Whoa, did you see your head just now?
03:47Don't just leave it there
03:49You can use that
03:55There's too many of them
03:57We need to ride out of here
04:00Coming through
04:04Guys, we got a really bad customer on our sex
04:09Get those fireworks
04:14Step in
04:15Because I'm about to rock your world
04:3429 days since I became a Zed
04:45You might think Zeds don't need to eat
04:49But let me tell ya
04:54The hunger's like nothing you've ever felt before
04:58I thought I was done for
05:00A bunch of humans took my arm off
05:05Really ruined my day
05:08But then I found a new arm
05:10Bigger and better
05:12I pressed it into my shoulder hole
05:15A perfect fit
05:17I've become an apex predator
05:20Other Zeds are just meat
05:23Another new arm
05:25New legs
05:27A new head
05:28I'm nearly complete
05:31The animals of the forest
05:32More meat
05:34Not so powerful
05:36Completely unstoppable
05:38But how long
05:40Can I live like this?
05:45I ran into an old friend yesterday
05:47Fresh meat
05:49I tried to say hello
05:50But he shot a firework at my face
05:53So rude
05:55سبus
05:57But the colors were so pretty
05:58It was like a music festival
06:01Just... for me
06:04Comedy
06:20Also
06:21You look at me and see a monster, but would a monster remember you like canned tomatoes?
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