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00:00you guys will be completely lost unless you watch the last one and this one's only podcast now
00:11things are getting really crazy yeah okay so like i said three four five summons in kenrith
00:20since it's not for my hand all good nothing happens very true and i've got nothing for one
00:32wait um no only only colorless mana so go ahead
00:39i've got possibility storm play so things are things are really crazy
00:47i'll top uh well i'll play a land it's almost worse than the the puzzle box oh yeah
00:57every turn it's a it's a similar aspect to it
01:03game changing cards for sure because you can't play what you want i'm gonna cast the artifact which is
01:16getting exiled until you get another artifact yeah legendary artifact legendary artifact
01:24a land an artifact a soaring nice i like that's this good so whenever i cast an artifact i get a
01:35three one dinosaur i like that i've never had that really get out too much
01:42three one oh that's right
01:47she's not technically part of this deck so i'll just get
01:53yeah she was added in after me so i'll say i have one of the three ones
02:00two three four five mana still again nice that's interesting are you entering combat no no no i'm
02:11going to use the last five that i have since i have the three colors
02:14and i want to summon in my commander
02:24i see how you got to that decision which i'll discover now
02:30which by the way since it gets casted was that it's not from my hand though it's from my deck no it
02:36says when it was casted from your hand okay so that's not nothing happened to my commander either
02:43four no no four
02:47there we go i gotta search for a land or do you
02:54was that casted from my top of my library oh yeah that's why you were asking about yeah yeah yeah
03:01yeah because it's non-land permanent okay non-land card things get difficult really quick
03:09especially with a card like that man oh man now you gotta discover and uh deal with possibility
03:16storm getting you the the next one in the in the deck's dead oh yeah i do like that though because
03:22that literally could help me if i pop out a creature that's a two caster i get to search out
03:27a creature or from the top yeah yeah so i could end up falling into like it's that like it said me
03:34playing that was a gamble i'm like you know what i got six mana i'm gonna hit it and see what i what
03:40happens man that's just like to pair the the puzzle box though like you it could be really good
03:48or it could really screw you over i got nothing more i can do so i'll pass all right you haven't
03:54attacked me have i dealt you an image yet uh one okay okay okay yeah that was completely out of my
04:03control by the way yeah um you know what you haven't done anything to me oh i'm not gonna even power up
04:13this guy i am gonna you know gain 15 life here's three green one two three four five six making nine
04:29three six nine five ten fifteen so i'm up to 55 lighting nice
04:34so i'm gonna need it with dinosaurs oh definitely wow you didn't attack me i'm gonna leave it at that
04:45all right it's just a nice cool 50 55 thank you kenran
04:51so there's five i want to cast an enchantment creature so it can be an enchantment or creature
05:11okay yep and it's god but that doesn't matter
05:15nah more like yellow nope an artifact a creature all right
05:22whenever he is dealt damage i get to draw a card he doesn't have haste though
05:28um
05:32so now since a dinosaur was casted i get to discover its toughness is five
05:38discover that would have been nice you get discover again uh no i don't have the deviler yet oh you
05:47haven't no six there's six there's five now when one or more creatures i control with trample deal
05:57combat damage to a player i create a xx green dinosaur beast where x is the amount of damage those
06:03creatures dealt to that player
06:08then i got one two three four mana left
06:17and i do want one draw so i'm gonna attack just with this three three that one in attacks it's
06:33going to become a copy of rip jaw raptor except it will have this ability and name sun throw illuminator
06:41how much life it'll be four it's a four five i know your kenrith can block and kill it but he
06:48needs to be dealt damage so i can draw a card oh i just get one card i'm going to block your four five
06:55on my five five all right there you go i wanted to draw okay you gotta draw um and yeah um i will go
07:05on my second main phase two three that actually helped me out i'm gonna cast a dinosaur that gets
07:12exiled let's see what creature i get into oh yeah a 10 10 that whenever he enters the battlefield it
07:21fights up to one other creature i don't control oh no and then whenever he is dealt damage it fights up
07:27to a target creature or yeah whenever he is done so well so they fight so technically that fight
07:36damage does damage to it oh which you don't have another creature for it to work on so and it has
07:43to be a creature i don't control oh i hate that one it basically is a field wipe for everything that's
07:50not yours this was my phone when it enters you do you fight so it takes damage um there's main phase
07:57two no because this only triggers once which that would have been 10 yeah i know 10 still not bad
08:05though hi how are you two so i sacrificed the copier for i play an artifact that gets exiled
08:20what makes it so bad at least you can cast it back from the zone without the headlights oh
08:24wish claw so so when you got the brights in your face when you're driving oh no if somebody's got
08:33the brights on you all you see are two oh no you can't see anything i'm gonna and you can't see
08:43anything to the right tap my colorless because of the light isn't that right somebody's got the
08:48brights on he can testify to this because he's had to drive that many times if somebody's driving
08:53with the brights and they're coming at you you can literally not see anything below to the side or
08:58anything else the only thing you see is the giant lights coming in that's why you flick your lights
09:04at them to let them know hey turn that off there's somebody here
09:09because they can get in trouble for that if they don't shut it off if they're in city
09:12you know yeah we were just coming down the road and they were bright it was bright lights and i
09:17couldn't and i'm like dude you look like you're coming right at me i'm literally more on my side of
09:24the road okay that one's going to my hand oh and since and uh so here here's that um which claw goes to
09:36you by the way um i'm playing that zero cost for my hand but here um you're gonna have to you're gonna
09:43have to do something with that so i can so i can exile car dad i played a different card than i normally
09:50play with oh here read that oh i've got this one possibility
09:56storm yeah they don't get what they're playing no they have to pick from one of those no it's
10:04worse oh what now i get mana quick instead free oh you're gonna do yourself damage wait girl box
10:12goes on the box possibility storm didn't go on yeah read it you don't whatever player casts a spell
10:19from his or her hand that player exiles it uh then they exile cards from the top of the
10:26library until they get share a card type yep that player may cast that card without without
10:33paying its mana then he or she puts all cards with possibility storm on the bottom of it in a random
10:41order yep this is right so i
10:50it's actually it's it's better than i play i play an enchantment oh there you
10:56got to look for an enchantment i smell weed no you don't smell anything that smells up unless
11:05it's cat shit it's uh wow yeah it's a split
11:11ah an enchantment you know smothering tide smothering tide gets played for free now you get
11:17a treasure uh token when you draw a card you have to pick you pay two otherwise i get a treasure token
11:25i'm making treasures too whenever opponent draws a card yeah except if i remember except the first card
11:32yeah no no not this one no monologue whenever opponent draws a card that player may take
11:38i play another enchantment so that that even means
11:43that's going to hurt you bad maybe
11:57that's not bad no you're thinking of a tainted remedy tainted
12:24tainted remedy keeps you from gaining life see instead you lose that much life instead
12:31that that searching for me does nothing because if i cast it unless i'm looking for a cheap cast
12:38all right go ahead just to get it rolling a little bit i guess that would be you know that
12:43would be great with dredge oh yeah another thing that would be good with is discovered
12:48that's what i'm doing right now so the discoverer gets around it because that's not casted from my
12:54hand it's casting from my deck what finally my clock's gonna be right oh man it's a fun little card
13:05it's you're right yeah so your command zone and your library and your graveyard are not effective you
13:11know where your hand is just when you play from your hand by the way it's your turn
13:17so if you try to dredge with like a sorcerer instant you have to
13:21cast the sorcerer instant and hope you fall into one of those to get your dredge to kick off without
13:25being affected by probability so i won the first game you can't use dredge with possibilities
13:31it's impossible well if you cast the sorcery it exiles us until you find a sorcery same with
13:37an instinct yeah but what i'm saying you see you're dredging your own graveyard for nothing really
13:43yeah but you'd just be able to whatever sorcery comes up next yeah and then if that sorcery
13:52if that sorcery has a dredge ability you're kind of slo three yeah four five six seven i'm gonna do
14:04eight i'm gonna cast a dinosaur that was my field wipe in case anything got here now now now of course
14:11you got to look for another creature there's some globy
14:19he is a three four that i can tap one and sacrifice this to destroy a target artifact or
14:25enchantment wait did you have the one that lets you draw how many cards are you drawn discovered
14:29i only drew the one one so far yeah discover discover yeah that's what i'm about to do
14:35because no you did was it when you cast it or it comes in the draw i casted you because you
14:42casted the other one yes which exiled it and i had to put it right right so you're just casted
14:48this is kind of from the probability storm you cast that instead what you cast whatever shares the
14:57no when it casts so you cast the first spell yes so that literally yes but you still casted it so
15:05you get to discover from the original cast from hand yeah so wait it would devil trigger no it wouldn't
15:12no because because does the second card get casted though okay that's the spell from his or her and
15:18that exiles it then the eggs up so you still cast that card so you're casting both then yeah but that
15:25only handles one one is only from your hand one is only from your hand well i chose the other one to
15:31resolve first and that's what came out of it it was a seven so now i would discover based on the
15:36other one and not this one so you got two castings one without paying the mana cost from your hand
15:44no from the library no from the library because you had this one came from the library yeah so you would
15:50actually get what was the first mana cost of the first one you know toughness and it was seven so you
15:56get to you get to discover seven not the one that's a lot better than the three four oh here it is
16:02at the beginning of my upkeep i reveal the top of my library if it's a creature that shows a creature
16:07type with my cost i may cast it without that's another way i'm playing from the top all right nice
16:15yeah yeah give him my yeah
16:22so now you got three k i really fucked myself over here well i got a 10 10 that's just sitting here
16:29because you won't be able to i know as i fucked myself over all this but it doesn't have trample
16:37i don't want to win like this how are you uh you said you if you want if you're gonna win just win
16:43wait hold on i can't win right now hey this doesn't have trample did you say you're an enchantment killer
16:50yeah for one but i don't have one color list or no i do i have one treasure you should kill off
16:55possibility storm why i like please he likes it because he gives it gives him more possibilities
17:02it's been on the field long enough it's working out great for you i don't like it no more
17:09you know i'll use it and i'll sacrifice my my dinosaur to destroy the enchantment or
17:15artifact thank you oh because i don't have to tap the creature so i can use it as soon as it comes
17:20out um what what happens when it dies nothing i just sacrifice this and to destroy target
17:29oh there's another thing that happens i don't have that trigger on the field
17:33it's kind of weird to know what trigger it is drawing cards oh oh you don't have a creature
17:41no you you hit me right direct come on let's go no i've got i've got 55 life so there is 16 17 18
17:5219 20 i'm gonna wait 24 i'm done 24 i'm done 24 oh wait 25 26 27 there's 27 because it's three three 55
18:01minus 27 yeah and when it's down to about half so every one of my dinosaurs that is short
18:09sweet because 28 24 27 so you'd have 28. i take them out next time i take them out 28. because all my
18:16creatures if one or more creatures uh deal damage to a player i get to create an xx dinosaur where x is the
18:21damage damage that all my creatures together my turn so that i get a 24 yeah you have what 55 life
18:28i have 55 yeah so half the twin should be 20 he's got 28 so i just made a 24 24 4 5 6
18:38a banana banana and what let me get the token for it it's an xx okay right there you want this kind
18:48because there's a green thank you enter the infinite yes what's your apple
18:55so yeah that's a 24 24 yeah if you would have left that thing on the field he wouldn't have been able
18:59to cast into the infinite you gave him you gave me the opportunity and the crazy part i did all that
19:06without even doing that i didn't want to win with this that way um but i i never got a dinosaur xx out of
19:15that before so that was cool so that was cool i actually got a big boy
19:22and i didn't cast black ramen with bean
19:30oh and when my dinosaurs dealt damage to you i create one two three four that one didn't deal
19:37damage so i get four treasure tokens i didn't know i was supposed to get that after the combat
19:47if i would have known that i could have fell into another artifact i would have wasted that
19:54before i destroyed the probability just so i could have got one more burst
19:57i totally forgot i got those four treasures it's a half too it's not a may black your lotus i've had my
20:06flying doubles chase wielder all right
20:15at least this one revealing the top and casting still kicks off the discoverer gets around the
20:21probability that's why i was set up for probability windfall i didn't know i was though
20:27i just started out there we go from your hand right windfall we discard our hands and draw cards
20:33equal to the greatest number of cards a player discard this way i got two oh you got
20:40and then when i draw that many cards wait so that means i draw that many too yeah but i have jace blaring
20:47uh jace uh we unless you have an instinct card that you draw to change the outcome how many cards are
20:55there there he has more cards than i do yeah so kind of make i mean i have more cards than he does
21:02because this happens this happens at the same time yes yes we each discard our hands so first discard
21:08one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen fifteen
21:14sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty two one two three four four five six seven eight nine thirty
21:20three one three two three three four five six seven three nine forty
21:23so i've only played twenty cards i got eighty yeah but you gotta draw i know
21:32that's why well you might as well start drawing
21:37seventy six seventy six but he's gonna here's the thing is he's not gonna be able to draw seventy six he's
21:43going to draw the one and then technically he would win the game unless you have something but this
21:48effect yeah kicks off at the same time so you have to draw 76 now yeah which means i have four cards
21:56left because i have 80 that are here there's only 20 you're sure yes there's only 20 because that's not
22:01my card that's his so not counting so there's four cards left on the bottom of your library yes
22:09so look at those cards and see if you can pull an instant
22:13wing you have mana for it no anything with flash or source i do have flash he gave me that when
22:21he let me use the into the infinite yeah and i don't have mana well no i do have four mana i have four
22:28yep all right let's see what you got and i do have an instant or something if you have an
22:34instant card that can automatically deal 28 damage to him
22:42or make him bring all his permanence back to his hanging i think there is something that does that
22:48because that will end that will end this ability and he will lose the game
22:59yeah you're right oh i know how this works and i think i guess i've done i've done that before
23:06there's only two ways daniel i wait to get out i hear mommy
23:18there's only two ways he can beat you right now
23:21one way to deal plenty of damage to you or to return all non-man permanence to your hand
23:27you want me to go get mommy for you throw the whole crusty crab on the floor yeah the whole crusty crab
23:50yeah what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that
23:57you want to have it like dinosaurs i don't think you're supposed to eat the incisive
24:02damn it they cornered them what would they like to do yeah a little flash
24:09see that low no i don't think you're supposed to eat i went through the instances i didn't see nothing but
24:14now i'm looking for the flash creatures i know i do have a couple but i can't remember what they do
24:27it's like a pumpkin inside look at it dude i have an exact i can exile a creature but he it's not a
24:34creature it's a planeswalker there is literally only one there's only two and i have sorceries that would
24:44you know do stuff but actually there's only one way he can beat you right now
24:54in my other instance he can either deal damage to you
24:57equal to the number of dinosaurs or whatever he'd have to deal 28 damage to you before that
25:06or return all permanence now if this was an instant
25:10because i got a sorcery though target people target takes equal to the dinosaur
25:16oh it's his target creature and each opponent
25:22wait hold up how many are you gonna pay two life for each card oh you're gonna get a
25:30a fuck ton of mana i just got 70 i just got 76 trading tokens yeah that means you could literally
25:39cast anything else too oh he doesn't have only one card by him oh you throw him one
25:48that was the the wind card oh man yeah i don't got anything with haste or i mean a flash
25:53i have okay i didn't get my dinosaur no instant no sorcery i mean no i have sorcery no flash for
26:01sorcery no flash for dying no the other way he would have won is is he would have just let me go
26:08as the card was down the field and then he would be he would have whooped my ass with a bunch of
26:13creatures next turn because i would have used my last three mana or uh yeah the last three mana i would have
26:19used for my artifact to trigger another artifact from my deck which was triggered off her getting
26:27me another three one red dinosaur yeah red dinosaur then i had a 24 24 24 trampler that i just created
26:38that last turn which i was going to create either way too by that attack but the only thing is that
26:44probability storm made where i didn't want to search and use and i could have once i destroyed it and
26:48searched and used and used the mana for something else but i was like i don't think i have enough
26:53mana for what i wanted to look for anyways well last four cards well here we'll do it this way okay
26:59use the wish claw isn't is which car is untapped right you can use wage claw at any time yeah but
27:07there's nothing so there's nothing in there that'll help you either because i was gonna say wish claw
27:13which class says you can grab any of the last four and you can tap and do it but i didn't have a
27:18mana to do it oh yeah yeah you had four treasure tokens oh yeah yeah i did but i could for a three
27:23or less there's nothing that would beat me out that i have i don't have safari's protection but there is
27:28white in there well it doesn't matter about you blinking out yeah because he's automatically gonna
27:34win the game because he had no card no i either automatically won that game or automatically lost
27:39that game at that point right you would you would have had to uh cancel it or or return the permanence
27:46to his hand or or um if you would return jays you could have commandeered the uh the jays too
27:54yeah commandeer the jays so instead of them having something that saves them they don't
28:01well but that probability storm is what allowed me to burst out that quick the way i was
28:05so that's why when you tell me uh what was jays at anyway what for devotion jays just came in yeah
28:14so he was at five i don't know didn't you use the ability last turn no i i just i brought uh jason with uh
28:25with uh black or lotus oh okay so he didn't even have a counter on him no he was just straight up no i just
28:32so here's the thing if you would have had an instant card in red that deals five damage to any target
28:39i could have took it out before you yeah
28:46i was lucky to have four extra cards there's only a handful of colors that do that yeah we know that
28:52and i didn't have any destroy target creature or planeswalker i didn't have that if i had that like
28:58fatal push yeah fatal push is a good one a little spendy but gets rid of them and i would have had
29:05perfect mana for it too well congratulations dan yeah you got a technicality yeah yeah but your card
29:15allowed me to get that 10 10 and the seven seven and all that other stuff on the field sure i could have
29:20discovered into him as well but my discovery you saw it was not i i had two each turn but
29:28you gave me an extra boost with my own card i wouldn't have been able to play my other card yeah
29:36by you killing that possibility storm he was able to play Anthony well you say that's why i showed him
29:42too i was like you know if i didn't have this on there you kind of screwed yourself here
29:46that's off library times i've done i also have this other one where it's like the jace yeah
29:53yeah there's actually not so he's got laboratory maniac but he doesn't have he doesn't have the
30:00actual the other creature that does it yeah yeah bruno yeah bruno yeah i think it's bruno
30:06if they mill them your opponents know twice that much well no no i'm not talking about the mill i'm
30:13talking about uh if you have no cards oh wow yeah he'll win no that's not there's jace there's maniac
30:20and there's another thais is the oracle oh yeah yeah the oracle and she has flash yeah she does have
30:29flash so you can force so if you were to force me to do it with that blue deck i had which he didn't
30:35too bad if you would have done it to me and made me mill that many and put me out of the game and if i've
30:42been playing he did actually me only one time yeah he actually didn't yeah um if i would have been
30:48playing that blue deck i could have commandeered with you uh do we want to try some planes chase
30:58i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go out and have a figure oh i got a damn one
31:01that's not sound like a bad idea where's your mom
31:09yeah we had to go podcast on this one because uh the computer ran out of storage
31:16i was still good game your your guy actually gave me a boost yeah that that was pretty crazy
31:22oh my gosh you didn't have a regular i wish they had a deviling season in this oh yeah
31:28i'm getting tired all for the back but i i took the deviling season i had in there out
31:34but in the free con it wasn't in there originally oh i can't play with that one either huh yeah
31:39which one which one you won earlier with huh oh she ate mine earlier from my subway oh that's okay
31:51oh he's got dollars i do have doleks what else do i have in here
32:00good night hunt don't worry buddy i think that's an unfinished deck
32:05i can't complain that one whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
32:12hi kitty hello kitty
32:19i guess i'm drinking uh the no sugar one
32:25yeah it's not that bad
32:28for the regular
32:29i did not
32:41i did not
32:45yeah
32:51You know how I'll be like, where should I go, where should I go, where should I do, where should I go, here's how much of that I've been here.
33:02If you wanted to go, one of my apps would need to go.
33:05Brandon has $9.05.
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