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00:00Okay.
00:03That is so much stuff.
00:06Can you say Uncle D?
00:08Can you say Uncle D?
00:09I'm done with...
00:11Yeah?
00:11We're going to retire this deck for a while.
00:14I don't think you have a choice, dude.
00:16No, I mean for like a while.
00:19Nah.
00:20I'm not playing this next week.
00:22You got Nick Carnival?
00:24Let's see if you understand me next weekend.
00:32They're pulling out my wisdom tooth.
00:37I can't remember what day that was.
00:39It's coming up though.
00:43Might be Wednesday.
00:46I'll have to look at my schedule.
00:48I might not be over next week.
00:54That's when they're taking out that tooth, yeah.
00:58I gotta see if I can make an appointment with my PD secretary.
01:05I think my wife's supposed to be with him.
01:06You hear me cut yours?
01:08No, not yet.
01:09I think I'm just going to go with something.
01:12Did you cut mine?
01:13Yeah, I cut yours.
01:14Mine is the only one writing so far?
01:16Yeah.
01:17Ooh, Zamana.
01:19I'm going to some while.
01:21But I'm going to this time.
01:23I had enough sleep this time.
01:34Last time I got up at like 5 a.m.
01:36Yeah.
01:39I was really tired.
01:41And then you had to work too.
01:43Well, I work today.
01:45Yeah, but you rested.
01:49And I didn't get up that early.
01:50I know.
01:53Even though I rested most of the day because I was like, eh.
01:56Okay.
01:58I didn't really fight doing that.
02:00You have more stuff at night to do than the day.
02:02You want to be in the best mood to.
02:04You know how to go to sleep too early.
02:07Exactly.
02:08Because you'll wake up feeling more groggy if you sleep too much.
02:12Yep.
02:13No, those are done, sweetie.
02:14I got to close out of.
02:15I didn't really know what else to do with someone.
02:21I was like, I'll just do it like this.
02:24Guess I need some cutting yours, huh?
02:27Yeah.
02:27Ah, ah.
02:29You smell like poopy.
02:31Eww.
02:31You get your poopy.
02:33You better go tell mommy.
02:35Nasty.
02:37I have a 4.
02:38I have a 6.
02:42Ooh.
02:43What'd you have?
02:45Mano.
02:472.
02:47My good dinosaur.
02:483.
02:494.
02:504.
02:506.
02:515.
02:525.
02:528 for a turn.
02:547.
02:546.
02:567.
02:577.
03:00Wow.
03:01I have such a 4.
03:02I'm trying to sound like, uh.
03:08R2-D2.
03:11This I'll reveal a plan so it doesn't enter tap, then I'll pass.
03:15Okay.
03:16Card for turn.
03:20This actually might be amazing.
03:22There, there, and that'll be it.
03:29Okay.
03:29I end.
03:32No, it's not.
03:34Ah, that's why it doesn't make it.
03:38Um, forest.
03:41What?
03:41Megas of Cangalabra.
03:44I end.
03:46I'm going to draw a card for turn.
03:50Hmm.
03:51This could be a very difficult process.
03:56I'll play a planes.
03:58Tap that for a colorless and that for a red.
04:00I'll play a Marabiraptor.
04:03Now, my creature spells cost one less.
04:05And whenever another creature enters a battlefield, it deals two damage to the creature.
04:09And it gets plus two, plus zero for each, um, one dinosaur that got the health damage.
04:15That sounds pretty busted.
04:17I'll pass.
04:18And he doesn't have haste or nothing, so I can't attack.
04:20Card for turn.
04:21One less.
04:22I like that.
04:22Play a mana.
04:24A, mana, and, oh, you're in.
04:34Come to tap.
04:35End.
04:37Un-tap.
04:38Draw.
04:40I'm going to call dinosaurs.
04:44Nice, that's horrible.
04:46Three, four.
04:47I'll pay two for this, one being white.
04:52This comes in and deals two damage to it.
04:55Now, creatures my opponent's control, enter tapped.
04:58Ooh, that's fine.
05:00Do I have anything else for this?
05:01Interesting.
05:04No.
05:04I'll...
05:05I'll send a four, three at you, Tony.
05:17Oh, wow.
05:18Somebody's real happy with me already.
05:21And then I'll pass.
05:22You're just mad at me because I didn't put everything felt back in your hand.
05:27I...
05:27That's what it is.
05:29That did hurt.
05:29That did hurt.
05:30That hurt, yeah.
05:31That hurt, yeah.
05:31What are...
05:32What you doing?
05:33Well, he didn't...
05:34He could have done that to me and I had no way to reassemble my deck.
05:37I would have been out.
05:38Enter the belt, build tapped.
05:41There you go.
05:43He didn't ever swing damage at me.
05:45I didn't.
05:45No, he just was taking my ass out all the night.
05:49He was just on the list.
05:51I let you.
05:51I let not you feel it.
05:54Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
05:56Don't let me drink a ball bang.
05:57My turn?
05:58Okay.
05:59Yeah, because my creature had to enter the test.
06:00Hey, I'm counting two, uh, opponents.
06:07So this comes into attack.
06:11I'm gonna, uh, tap three to cultivate.
06:13Okay.
06:15Okay.
06:15Nice.
06:22We got flyers over there, don't we?
06:24Yeah, two, three flyers.
06:25All right.
06:29Yeah.
06:30One of the few flyers I got in this deck.
06:32I got a nice little mountain over there.
06:46Oh.
06:46No, no, no.
06:47The mountain's in my hand.
06:49Oh.
06:50In my hand.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Oh.
06:52It's one on the battlefield, tap the other in my hand.
06:57Oh, okay.
06:58That's right.
07:02Activate the graveyard.
07:08I've really missed that whole thing.
07:10Where's this tap?
07:11Your guy's creature's doing that.
07:12As long as they're still facing the right way.
07:15Yeah, right.
07:16Okay, go ahead.
07:18Creature enters the table.
07:19I didn't bring a creature in.
07:21Oh, no.
07:22I'm just reminding you.
07:24Hi, Mo.
07:24Oh.
07:25Come on.
07:27Her poop is solid.
07:28Yay.
07:28The landscape comes in tap.
07:30Yay.
07:30That really hurt.
07:32Helps with her electrolytes.
07:35I'm so happy when I found that out.
07:36So I could do this at least.
07:38Why don't you just get her some Gary Zero?
07:40Drink red.
07:42Hey, chill.
07:43Drink it.
07:43It's a dinosaur.
07:44I don't think I'm getting her to drink.
07:45I gotta drink.
07:46Ah, this comes in and does two damage to it.
07:48Whenever this one attacks, I gotta get one damage in the target.
07:51Because she's not going to drink a lot of it, but she should drink a little, right?
07:58Right?
07:59If she'll even take to it.
08:01I'll talk to you for another four time.
08:02You better keep doing it.
08:04I know, because I know what your count wants to do.
08:07It's like, I have to keep you low.
08:10Because there's times I've lost by you having a little bit of life left.
08:14Just a little bit.
08:15But I need it controllable.
08:16It's fine.
08:17What's your life total?
08:19I got 20.
08:21All right.
08:22Well, this is very unfortunate for you.
08:25Creature enters tapped.
08:28For your ability.
08:29Nope.
08:30You don't have, but the ability still kicks off.
08:33When this is a battle, target creature, power two or less, can't be blocked this turn.
08:38So my three, three, because it gets plus one.
08:43All goblins get plus one, plus one.
08:45And mountain one.
08:47You don't have a mountain in place.
08:49No, not yet.
08:50I hear some great snacks for your game now.
08:56What's your creature there?
08:58Oh, don't love it for that.
08:59These are the mystery boxes for a market.
09:01I don't care for the nasty or the tasters.
09:06These can taste weird.
09:08Oh.
09:10I won't double group that.
09:11They can figure that out.
09:13Creatures without flying can't block this turn.
09:15Three damage to this.
09:18Yeah.
09:18Yeah.
09:20I'll take it.
09:21You're flying creature, kid, boss.
09:24No, but I do.
09:25You don't want to lose that.
09:28It makes it work.
09:29Whatever you guys do.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Hold it off for a turn.
09:32Okay.
09:33I got it.
09:33I am.
09:34Go, Daniel.
09:35All right.
09:36I got what you...
09:37I smell what you're shoveling here.
09:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:40Don't be shoveling shit.
09:43I'm going to play that mountain.
09:47Oh.
09:48Branching evolution.
09:57Followed by my commander.
09:59I like that.
10:01Tech.
10:01I like that.
10:01It doesn't stop the ability.
10:05No.
10:06Well, you can't...
10:07I get it.
10:07You can put a counter on it, don't you?
10:09Nope.
10:09No.
10:10And branching evolution says if one or more...
10:13One-one counters will be put on your creature you control twice that many are put on that creature instead.
10:18Okay.
10:19Okay.
10:20I passed.
10:21Drawing the card.
10:26Why does everything want to enter tapped?
10:31Because you're making that happen to us?
10:36I know.
10:36It's only fair if you get to...
10:38And I hide away four.
10:40I look at the top four.
10:45Can we do a Damien and you guys want this?
10:47Oh, I love those.
10:51Sure.
10:53They're really expired, though.
10:55Just so you guys know.
10:56Nobody cares.
10:59Just to prove it to you, I'm going to drink one right now.
11:02Okay.
11:03That's the bottom marker.
11:04It says 2024 in it.
11:06Ooh.
11:07I'm scared.
11:08Energy drink from 2024.
11:09Does that mean it gets stronger with age?
11:13Like alcohol?
11:16I'll say that one.
11:18Five, six, seven, eight.
11:19Okay, so all right to me.
11:20Seven, eight.
11:22Thanks, Mom.
11:23I'll make sure to put this in my car right as I'm going out so I don't have exploded.
11:28So my commander costs one less.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Jake was cleaning his room when he found that case.
11:34Oh, he did?
11:35Yeah.
11:35When it comes in, deals two damage to it, it gets plus two plus three.
11:39It gets a zero, and now I get a discoverer four.
11:43Which is the next card.
11:46Which, it deals two damage to this creature when it comes in, so now it gets another plus two.
11:51So it's a plus six, plus three.
11:56Interesting.
11:58And he can't attack or block unless I have seven or more lands, which I don't, so he can't.
12:03But when he enters, I search for a basic land to the battlefield tech.
12:07I think there's one on the bottom.
12:10But we'll say, I still got a shovel.
12:13Yeah.
12:14I like that.
12:16Sometimes you need a guild shuffle.
12:24I don't know how you get that.
12:27It's a bunch of dinosaurs.
12:29Can't go wrong.
12:30I'll send one last attack to you for six.
12:46Well, good.
12:47That drops him down to six.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Oh, damn.
12:50And now...
12:51He's only going after me.
12:53And now pass.
12:53Now, now his life is controllable.
12:56I could have took him out right there, but I didn't.
13:00Because there's the six right there.
13:02I did.
13:03I just needed his life controllable.
13:06So, I was going to do this a different way.
13:09But instead...
13:12Daniel.
13:14I hate it.
13:15I'm going to start stealing stuff.
13:16I'm going to destroy myriad landscape.
13:19Alright.
13:19That's fair.
13:20You're going to lose two lives.
13:22Oh, he'll be him.
13:23Oh.
13:25One, two.
13:26Yeah.
13:27He dealt you 14 damage?
13:30Oh my god, dude.
13:32I had to.
13:33That's brutal.
13:34What's your...
13:35I got 15.
13:36And I got a 4-4-2-3-4-4.
13:39That one can't block or attack.
13:41I don't have to land.
13:41Okay.
13:42So...
13:44Six on land.
13:45Six on land.
13:52A 4-4...
13:54A what?
13:55A 4-4-2-3...
13:57And another 4-4.
14:00As tempting as this is...
14:04Shit.
14:05I do get that.
14:12I got it.
14:15Oh, I could have done that.
14:20Wait, that's a what?
14:214-3?
14:22No, 4-4.
14:24This one was a 6-3.
14:27That attacked...
14:28Put your land back.
14:30Okay.
14:32Are you playing something else?
14:341, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5...
14:41I think you're a sister.
14:435!
14:43Okay.
14:44You play Chandra.
14:46Yeah.
14:47I'm minusing...
14:50That sounded like copyright music.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Which one's getting the crazy...
14:56That one discovers once each turn.
15:01This one does the damage to another creature when it enters.
15:05If it was a dinosaur, he gets a plus 2.
15:07Yeah.
15:08And creature costs one less.
15:10I'm going to subtract 3 from this to destroy that creature.
15:13I know you'll be able to bring it back at some point in time.
15:18Just not yet.
15:19But I am going to get rid of that creature.
15:22Oops.
15:23Oh, it was going to be broken next year.
15:25I got rid of that creature.
15:29I could have targeted something else.
15:31Yeah.
15:32But I'm like, no.
15:34I'll just get rid of that creature.
15:36What?
15:37Um...
15:38Dano's got a mountain, so...
15:40I'll just hit him for 3, 6 damage.
15:426 damage?
15:43Yeah.
15:44I'm done to 14.
15:50I'll let you keep Miriam.
15:53Man.
15:54You let me keep my commander.
15:56Well, I didn't...
15:57Yeah, I could have killed your commander.
15:58You could.
15:58Yeah, yeah.
16:00Poor chat.
16:02I kind of provoked.
16:05No.
16:06Actually, you haven't provoked me.
16:08I could have casted my commander down a hell of a lot more.
16:13I think the end is tapped.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Could have killed that off, too.
16:21Yeah, I mean, there is a creature.
16:25Yeah.
16:26And it's only a 4.
16:27What?
16:282, 3?
16:28Yeah, that's what you did.
16:30I know.
16:31I could have taken that one.
16:32Instead, I picked the other one because it kept hungering up.
16:35And that's the one you kept hitting me with.
16:37Yeah, which was fair.
16:39I took out the one that was hitting me.
16:42And I think he was...
16:42I mean, you still got a flying creature you can come at me with.
16:46And actually, you can come at me with everything.
16:49Uh, no, because you're taking 15 damage to your face and you're taking 15 damage to your face.
16:54And you're taking 15 damage to your face.
16:55No, I'm already dead.
16:56I only had 6.
16:57Oh, because it cracked with power.
16:59You're like 15?
17:00Yeah.
17:01And I copied it with Commander.
17:03Yeah.
17:03That's the only way you can win with that.
17:05You always say that when I win that way with it.
17:07Well, it is.
17:08It's the only way.
17:09I've won different ways with it.
17:12Uh...
17:12That was good, though.
17:13This is my favorite way to win it with it.
17:16Yeah, because I would have just only got a cult of 8.
17:18I could have brought a shit ton of creatures out and all my land, but...
17:22It gives me another opportunity to play.
17:24What?
17:25Yeah, it gives me another opportunity to play this, too.
17:27That's what I was thinking.
17:31I'm like, good, I get another opportunity to play this.
17:34And I'm definitely not going to get that lucky again.
17:36I was getting a pretty decent, where I could stay, controlled life.
17:43You were all worried about me.
17:46No, I was...
17:47I knew no matter what, if his life was controlled.
17:50As soon as he gets...
17:51Yeah.
17:52As soon as he gets...
17:53And here's the thing.
17:54As soon as I get enough mana and have that card.
17:56Yeah.
17:58I mean, don't get me wrong.
18:00I could have...
18:01I could have prolonged it and played a bunch of...
18:03I could have taken...
18:04You could have killed off my Commander.
18:06Instead of...
18:07And we could have taken out lands instead.
18:11And I'm like, no.
18:13I'm going to lose, I'm going to lose.
18:14I didn't care.
18:15You already hit me for 14.
18:17Yeah, he did.
18:19I was like...
18:19He injured you really...
18:21You're just like, where's the rest of it?
18:22I didn't keep that life low enough where if he got crazy over there with the goblins...
18:26I wasn't giving any opportunity.
18:29You put him too low.
18:31What do you mean too low?
18:32You didn't even need to beef up crackle with power.
18:36Well, if he only dealt you like three or four, you would have still been in the game.
18:42Yeah.
18:44You think he's going to let me go with only three damage or four damage?
18:48It's not controllable.
18:49It's not controllable.
18:51I mean, you shared all I needed to do was...
18:56Well, what was your life total at?
18:58I had 15.
19:00And what was yours?
19:0114.
19:01A mana.
19:03Wait, he cut yours already?
19:04Yeah.
19:05A mana and a four.
19:06And you cut mine?
19:07Yeah.
19:08I have a mana and a one.
19:12If Daniel's got anything out here, I'll just go with this.
19:15Daniel's got anything other than a mana.
19:17It's going to be a land.
19:19Six, seven.
19:20Let's not have a land.
19:21Oh.
19:23Oh, that's a big one.
19:25It looks like you're going first.
19:26Oh.
19:28And you got me beat because mine was a mana and a one.
19:32Four.
19:33Two, three.
19:34Five.
19:35Six.
19:35Four.
19:36Seven.
19:36Seven.
19:37Eight.
19:38Start.
19:38Six.
19:40Seven.
19:44One, two, three, four, five, six.
19:47Wow.
19:47The saliner's tapped.
19:49I pass.
19:50Might draw a card for turn.
19:55Yes.
19:56So I don't have two or more basic lands.
19:57I'm going to tap that time.
19:59Okay.
20:00Card for turn number eight.
20:02I will play this number one.
20:05Play that for zero.
20:11And...
20:11I have no legendary creatures or anything on the field.
20:17So it's still a zero.
20:19You cannot tap for anything.
20:21I just have one red mana.
20:23And I will end.
20:24I have no idea.
20:30Wait, my turn, right?
20:31Yep.
20:32Okay.
20:33One, two, three, four.
20:34This is going to be slow for my deck.
20:36Does it?
20:37Okay.
20:37Then I'm playing this.
20:38Tap.
20:39You can go.
20:39Okay.
20:39I'll put fortified village out and I'll reveal planes and I'll pass.
21:00Okay.
21:01Okay.
21:01Card for turn.
21:06Play the mana for turn.
21:09Spin the mana for turn.
21:10Uh...
21:11Spin the two.
21:18Okay.
21:19Okay.
21:23You're playing your dinosaurs.
21:25I'm getting it.
21:27You're playing...
21:29Daleks.
21:31There you go.
21:33There you go.
21:34I got gold?
21:36No.
21:37He loses a life during each upkeep.
21:39What?
21:41Ah.
21:43Your upkeep, though.
21:44Not mine.
21:45Okay.
21:47It's during Enchanted Players' upkeep.
21:49They lose.
21:49Where are you?
21:50My turn?
21:51Yeah.
21:52You're the next one to draw a card.
21:54Down to 19.
21:55Yep.
21:57He's playing Daleks, I figured this.
21:59You're like, nah, that's bad.
22:00No, Daleks, I don't like you.
22:02I don't have a minus.
22:03Tap three.
22:04Yeah, they do.
22:04Weeping Angel.
22:05Pass turn.
22:07All right.
22:08Draw a card.
22:09When you play a creature, Weeping Angel isn't a creature until end of the turn.
22:12Okay.
22:17I'll play an Ark of Orzaka.
22:20I don't get to ascend yet, but I'll pass.
22:24Okay.
22:27Untapped.
22:28Card for turn.
22:29What are we going to be like a turn four starting to do anything?
22:33Nothing special either.
22:35No creatures in the field, no?
22:37I have a creature.
22:39What?
22:40Leaping Angel.
22:41Oh, she's a creature right now?
22:43It's a creature.
22:44Yep.
22:45What's her power?
22:46Two.
22:49Legendary?
22:51Oh, yeah.
22:51Uh, no.
22:53It's an alien angel.
22:57Alien angel.
22:58Ooh.
23:00It's a creature of the night.
23:01Yeah?
23:02This is the first time going.
23:04Well, Daniel, I feel bad about what I did to you last turn.
23:08Oh.
23:08Oh, okay.
23:10I really do.
23:14But I'm not going to...
23:15Oh, okay.
23:18I end.
23:19I'm just playing an artifact.
23:20Okay.
23:21Untap.
23:22Upkeep.
23:23Lose a life.
23:24Draw a card.
23:24Um, I control two or more of their lands.
23:28Nothing.
23:31What?
23:31You have a what?
23:32Nothing.
23:34A heart effect?
23:35Two artifacts.
23:38Neither one taps or anything.
23:40Is that even being tied to the world?
23:42Oh, that doesn't have anything on it.
23:43No creatures yet?
23:45No.
23:45Nope.
23:46No, I only got two mana.
23:48I'm just at the point of pointing things that goes to her list.
23:53And depending on what goes on what.
23:55One, two, three, four, five, six.
23:58Red.
24:06Red.
24:08Black.
24:09Blue.
24:09What does both do?
24:10Colorless.
24:12It's plus one, plus one.
24:15I play Davros.
24:17The Dalek creator.
24:24And reveal conspiracy.
24:26Alright.
24:26Is that like a legendary creature that you got, Daniel?
24:35Did I just play it or what?
24:36No.
24:37With the angel?
24:37Yeah.
24:38You asked me that already.
24:39Yeah, she's not.
24:40She's just an artifact.
24:41Just an artifact.
24:43Yeah, she went back to being an artifact.
24:45Yeah.
24:46His commander, I think.
24:49Legendary character.
24:50Actually, you made me think I stepped on it.
24:54I'm from you a little far away.
24:56Well, come here.
24:58Do you want me to pet you real quick?
25:01Okay.
25:02I might follow you up.
25:03Hey, are you being a crick, flat, poor?
25:05Yeah, you know, I...
25:07No.
25:09Can't do it.
25:10Are you scaring me?
25:11Why?
25:11She meowed at me.
25:12She wanted me to pet her.
25:13Oh, you're scaring her.
25:16Oh, you're making her mad.
25:17She's like, what are you doing?
25:19No, uh-uh.
25:20She wants to follow her.
25:22I know.
25:23She does want me to follow her.
25:28Oh, yeah.
25:28He lost another life.
25:45You're walking.
25:47Yeah.
25:47Okay.
25:49That's just the static ability.
25:51Even after I'm out of the game, it still stays there.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Unless he just tries to destroy, you know, in the champion.
25:57There we go.
25:59Conspiracy was there.
26:00I kind of can do something eventually, but it takes a bit.
26:23Sorry, Dalek Emperor, before I keep continuing further.
26:28Obviously, Dalek Emperor.
26:29I have a slow start.
26:30I got enough manna.
26:33I'm stuck on the manna right now.
26:35I need another manna to really do anything important.
26:43Yeah, I could do that.
26:45I could do that.
26:48There you go, boss.
26:53It's always been underwater.
26:56And you still got a creature, too.
26:58I have multiple creatures.
27:00Oh, yeah.
27:00Oh, yeah.
27:01Oh, yeah.
27:02One just came in.
27:03That's how it takes.
27:05Not yet.
27:09No, it does.
27:12And you can't lose anything.
27:13Damien, you get four damage to your face, and I'm going to just attack you a little too good.
27:27Oh, you're not going to hit me for that 14 like somebody else like you did.
27:32No, no, no.
27:33I'm just returning the two damage that you dealt to me.
27:37Last game.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39Using this guy.
27:41Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:42No, I'm just returning the two damage that you cursed me.
27:47I cursed you.
27:48You cursed me, so I had to do the Jedi thing where they redirect it.
27:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:57All right.
27:57Now, I'm entering my end step.
28:00Um.
28:01You lost three more life.
28:03I get a dollar.
28:04I like that.
28:07And I end.
28:09So, entering end step.
28:12Wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:13What is it that gives you that ability?
28:15How do you make an extra sand?
28:17At the beginning of my end step?
28:19It's commander.
28:20Uh, am I drawing a card or are you discarding a card?
28:24I'll discard a card.
28:26Oh.
28:27Boo.
28:28I'll discard a draw ability.
28:31Oh, well, he's even denying you draw ability.
28:34Denied.
28:36I'm going to have to hit him with the Dalek.
28:39I don't know.
28:39So, what is it that gives you that ability of the commander?
28:44The commander did.
28:45What?
28:46At the beginning of the end step.
28:48And I'll play a dinosaur.
28:49Three or more life.
28:50Reach invisibility.
28:51Then they face a villainous choice.
28:53Now, whenever a dinosaur I control deals combat damage to a player, I draw a card.
28:58I'll pass.
29:00I'll do two five.
29:02So, it can reach flying two.
29:05Card for turn.
29:06Interesting.
29:07Interesting.
29:07I cannot do that.
29:10Well, I don't have a minister.
29:11No matter.
29:14That does it.
29:15You know what, Daniel?
29:17What's yours at?
29:18I got a two five vigilance.
29:20Reach.
29:22What's your commander at?
29:25Daniel.
29:26Five.
29:26Four five.
29:27What's your other one there?
29:37Did you play a creature?
29:39No.
29:40Okay.
29:40I haven't played anything.
29:41Two two and a three three.
29:42Two two.
29:44What's the two two?
29:45The weeping angel.
29:47When you play a creature, it becomes...
29:49Oh, so you play the creature.
29:52It's still end of turn.
29:54So, end of...
29:54Yeah, so...
29:56So, he played it.
29:57He played it.
29:58It turned into just an artifact.
30:01He ended up...
30:01It turned back into a creature.
30:02There's a reason...
30:03And it's not a legendary creature.
30:06Nope.
30:06Not the artifact.
30:08Okay.
30:09I'm going to use commander.
30:10Yep.
30:11Yep.
30:11Yep.
30:11Yep.
30:11Yep.
30:11Yep.
30:13Yep.
30:13Yep.
30:15Yep.
30:15Yep.
30:17Yep.
30:18Yep.
30:20I am...
30:22It's not going to match.
30:24It's not going to match.
30:25Oh.
30:27Untap.
30:27Upkeep.
30:29Lose the life.
30:31Now I have a three three on the...
30:32Now you've got a creature.
30:33Okay.
30:35Perfect, man.
30:36I'm going to play Reliquary Tower.
30:37One, two, three, four.
30:51And...
30:52One, two, three, four, five.
30:59Interesting.
30:59Interesting.
31:00Not much I can do now.
31:06Kind of sucks.
31:10I'm stuck.
31:11Yeah, with only two mana.
31:13And that, yeah.
31:17That's all I can do.
31:19You missed that mana and got out twice.
31:21Yeah.
31:22That would have been...
31:22I have.
31:23That would have given me more to play.
31:25I'm going to tap all five.
31:26Which would have been what I actually need.
31:28To play Santara in general.
31:33Um.
31:34And his angel wasn't a creature.
31:37Um.
31:38My angel is attacking you, Dad.
31:40A two.
31:41Two, two.
31:42With first strike and vigilance.
31:43Yeah.
31:44Okay.
31:44These three are coming at Damien.
31:47Does that have menace?
31:49The Weeping Angel?
31:50No.
31:50But, if Weeping Angel would deal damage to a creature, prevent that damage, and that creature's
31:58owner shuffles it into their library.
32:01So, if you're blocking on your creature, your creature gets shuffled in.
32:05I just played my...
32:07I know you didn't.
32:08I am not.
32:09Ha ha ha ha.
32:10You're shuffled in.
32:12That's four, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and you can't block with that guy anyway.
32:21Either way, I'm also goading him so he can't block.
32:26Because Soxarong general is attacking.
32:29Alright.
32:29I'll take the twelve.
32:31I'll be down to four.
32:34My turn?
32:35No.
32:35No.
32:36The end step, I get...
32:39Dalek, are you giving me a...
32:41I'm discarding.
32:42You're...
32:42Ha ha ha.
32:45So sad.
32:46I don't need my hand in this next turn.
32:49Alright, go ahead.
32:51I'll untap.
32:54Draw a card for turn.
32:56I want to play a Temple of the False Gods.
32:58I have five lands, so it taps for two.
33:02So now, I'll have one floating colorless.
33:05I'm going to tap all five, because I have all three of the colors.
33:08And I'm going to summon in my Commander.
33:10When I do, I get a Discover Four.
33:14No.
33:15No, that would be nice.
33:16I need another land.
33:19I'm going to search for some land.
33:20Gloves, I'm going to put it to the back of the basic one.
33:25Why?
33:28Why?
33:29I can use...
33:31How much did you have to pay for your Commander?
33:34Uh, five.
33:36So I have one floating.
33:37Ah, okay.
33:38Because Temple of the False Gods is too close.
33:41Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
33:45Yeah.
33:49Yeah, if I had that other land right now, that would have been perfect.
33:53But I don't...
33:54I'm thinking about adding an artifact that generates mana.
34:01So I can block one of your creatures next.
34:03Yep, you can.
34:04But the bad thing is...
34:08What?
34:09Any one of your creatures get through, I die.
34:11What?
34:12Yeah, because I'm down to four.
34:14Well, you had that?
34:16And...
34:17Sixteen.
34:17Oh, phew.
34:18Even though he doesn't have menace, if I block him, I take eight.
34:23If I block...
34:24Yeah, anyone.
34:25But they would all...
34:28Yeah, at least three would have to come out.
34:30Okay, so what creatures you got on the field?
34:33Uh, I got a four, four, and a two, five.
34:36I'll pass.
34:36A four, four, and a two, five.
34:39Okay.
34:40Yeah.
34:40Is this the one that's hot?
34:41Okay.
34:42Card for turn.
34:43One left.
34:44On tap.
34:45Up key.
34:45I got no rank.
34:46Draw.
34:47I'm gonna go like this.
34:49Put another counter at that.
34:52Um...
34:53This is kind of messed up the way this goes.
34:57Nano.
34:58Yeah.
34:58I am not casting a creature spell.
35:01Oh, okay.
35:03I am, however, taking one of your ones.
35:10Oh, how?
35:12I'd like to see how you're doing that.
35:14That's a five, five.
35:15I can't take that one.
35:16What is this?
35:18A four, five.
35:19I can take that one.
35:21With what?
35:23And...
35:23Or I could take this out.
35:27What does the card say?
35:28Can I read your card?
35:30This is...
35:32My commander.
35:33At the beginning of the cube, create a three, three, five, four, and seven.
35:37Okay.
35:40End step.
35:41Okay.
35:41I will take that one.
35:42And I will use wrangle, which will give me another counter.
35:47Power of four or less.
35:49And that's four.
35:51You only have one counter on it.
35:54Oh.
35:54Until I return.
35:55That's all...
35:56That's not permanent, dude.
35:58It's not permanent.
35:59Are you gonna get yourself a little menace guy?
36:01Um, yeah.
36:01I'm gonna get myself a little menace guy.
36:03Um, and I put the counter on there.
36:06Which, actually, I played a red spell.
36:09So, this...
36:10Her ability actually says that I get an extra red mana.
36:15Okay.
36:15This is gonna be very important.
36:18Um, my creatures have boasts twice.
36:24And, so, instead of that being a four, five...
36:30In response...
36:31It actually becomes...
36:32I'm paying for life.
36:34Plus two.
36:35And my creature gets a plus two.
36:37And I'm destroying your target creature.
36:39It's a balloon bad.
36:40Um, I'm glad you did that.
36:44Because now, in response to your thing...
36:49Can I do it?
36:51Oh, also, Weeping Angel isn't a creature right now.
36:54Uh, no, it is.
36:55No.
36:56Because you played a creature.
36:57No, I stole your creature.
36:58Yeah, that's right.
37:03Let's go.
37:04Cast.
37:05Never mind.
37:06Okay, now, that's just so...
37:07I was still on my battle phase.
37:09Yep, I know.
37:10I played it in the instant.
37:11So, it's still gonna get the boast ability.
37:14Even though you killed the creature.
37:15No, the creature's dead.
37:17My creature's dead.
37:18I don't really care if my creature dies.
37:21You're missing the point.
37:23It still generates the red mana that doesn't go away.
37:26I don't care.
37:27The creature's dead.
37:27And so, the five...
37:29We mean, I killed him.
37:31The five...
37:32Wait.
37:32One, two, three...
37:34What?
37:34Four, five...
37:35The six...
37:38Six, five.
37:41Six, six...
37:42Six, seven's coming at you.
37:46Six, seven's coming at you later.
37:55I'll take it, Derek.
37:57I was hoping.
37:58Yeah.
37:58Because now, at the beginning of my end step, you get face of villainous choice.
38:03Because I have your creature.
38:04Still end of turn.
38:06It does not say end step.
38:08At the beginning of...
38:09Do I get a three, three Dalek?
38:11Or are you gonna sacrifice the creature?
38:12By the way...
38:14That's not the...
38:15What is this one?
38:17You automatically get a Dalek.
38:18I don't know you're talking about that.
38:19He has to either discard or let you draw a card.
38:22Oh.
38:25That's okay.
38:25Oh, do I draw a card or are you gonna discard a card?
38:29Um...
38:29Anything else?
38:35Yeah.
38:36Okay.
38:36So, you're gonna take the damage?
38:38Okay.
38:39I did.
38:39Yeah, you get it back.
38:42He's just telling the turn.
38:45What kind of loony tubes garbage?
38:47Now, I will spend the last mana.
38:50What's your life total at?
38:51Eight.
38:52I'm sacking the mana that we...
38:54Actually...
38:55And...
38:57Seven now.
38:58I'm gonna...
39:00What do you have on the field defending?
39:05Oh, that's tap.
39:06You ended your turn when you told me.
39:08No, because I can sack this at any time.
39:10What's it for?
39:11I deal...
39:13Five damage to anything I want.
39:16What's your life total at?
39:18Seven.
39:19I'm gonna destroy your commander.
39:24Next, he only has five defense.
39:26He only has five defense now.
39:28Because it went back.
39:30And it's tapped.
39:31What?
39:32No, it's not.
39:32It doesn't matter.
39:35You destroyed it how?
39:36Tap three, which I got the three mana from taking...
39:40Playing my red spell and getting my upkeep, which gave me a total of five.
39:44You sacrificed it?
39:45I sacrificed it with the three mana.
39:48Or the...
39:48Yeah, the three mana.
39:49Two of that and the red, which was on this.
39:53You did that at one point?
39:56On my main phase?
39:56No.
39:58Then you need to do it.
39:59It's beginning your up tap, upkeep drop.
40:02I can sack this on your upkeep at any time.
40:07I'd wait till your commander went back to get it.
40:10Are you kidding me?
40:11No.
40:13But it goes back to your command zone, so it's fine.
40:16That goes to the grave area.
40:17He killed my favorite guy.
40:19That's why I did it that way.
40:20Otherwise, I would have just left it.
40:27As soon as he killed off my favorite little girl.
40:31But the cool thing is...
40:32Her and the horn side.
40:33Yeah, the horn side's cool too, because I can discard a card.
40:36I can exalt two cards.
40:37I can play those cards this time.
40:40He killed off my favorite lady, Sue.
40:43The storyteller.
40:44That's why I did it when I did.
40:45I could have done the damage to you directly, but...
40:51Well, I lose.
40:52Yep.
40:53Damien's dead.
40:56I only got one creature defending, thanks to you.
41:00How much are you at for life?
41:01Um, sixteen.
41:04Five.
41:05Eight.
41:09They all have menace?
41:10Uh.
41:13And you have one creature defending?
41:14It's only a 3-3.
41:16Rape the card, Damien.
41:19You can't block.
41:19I'm going up to one creature, yeah.
41:21You're dead.
41:22Well, you have...
41:23I go to...
41:24Sixteen damage.
41:28I don't think it's sixteen.
41:29I think you're just short.
41:34Unless you can deal extra damage.
41:36I mean...
41:37I don't know what you got in your hand or what you played, so...
41:39I'm only counting five, six, seven, eight, nine...
41:43Wait, just go...
41:44Going doesn't work.
41:45If it's just you and me.
41:48Right?
41:49Well, it says I can't attack or block, so what?
41:53Because if it says I can't attack you, it doesn't work.
41:56If it means I can't block you this turn...
41:58They can't attack on their max turn.
42:03Can't block on this turn.
42:05Are we in here?
42:06Yes, it wouldn't work.
42:08It doesn't make quite the banking tips.
42:09Because it doesn't go in and you can't target him.
42:13What's the word?
42:14Attack a player other than you, if able.
42:18And they're not able to.
42:20So that means it would have to attack.
42:22So you can block these two.
42:25These two have menace, so you automatically take six, because you don't have a second creature defending.
42:29Okay.
42:30Okay.
42:30We're going to play it that way.
42:31Okay?
42:31All right.
42:32Because that's what the card says.
42:33And it says if able.
42:35And you're not able to attack another person.
42:38Right, right.
42:39Okay.
42:39So, are you going to stop a 2-2 or a 5-5?
42:43Because those two are also attacking you.
42:47What's the total in damage?
42:50Seven more.
42:53So that put me at 13 damage, right?
42:57Six, eight, five, 13 here.
43:03You have one too many games this night, so I will get on myself down to three.
43:13Oh, no.
43:13Because if you give me seven damage, you're the winner.
43:16He has nothing to block now.
43:19You've got at least three you can do.
43:21Um, hold on.
43:23The last two.
43:26I'm going into main phase two.
43:27That's fine.
43:28There's nothing I can do right now.
43:30I'm playing the master formed anew.
43:33On saunter on general.
43:36So now, saunter on general is exiled with a takeover counter on top of that one.
43:48So this is technically the saunter on general.
43:53Underneath it.
43:54Okay, that's all I can do.
43:56Well, I actually think you got this just because of straight up mana.
44:02Killing off my commander.
44:05My lady like that really hurt my dick.
44:09Kept the mana flow going.
44:10Well, if you can deal seven to my face, it's over.
44:12What?
44:13I technically, well, I can deal one, two, three, four, five.
44:18But that is literally one, two, three, four.
44:22Oh, yeah, you have this.
44:23You have the menace guy.
44:25I only have one creature defending.
44:27And you, you have the menace.
44:29I can only deal five damage to you, Daniel, not seven.
44:32Three with the...
44:34Destroy...
44:35Destroy the land.
44:38I can only deal two damage to you, Drackey.
44:41Two with that, and then...
44:43Okay, destroy the land.
44:44Okay, okay.
44:46Land's destroyed.
44:47Menace...
44:48Don't worry.
44:48Menace guy also gets through.
44:51That's only five damage.
44:53That's three.
44:54Mm-hmm.
44:54You don't have two more?
44:58No, you got it.
44:59I told you, game.
45:01You don't have eight that you give them plus or anything?
45:05Uh, I have no goblins.
45:08This one requires four to play.
45:10I don't have four.
45:12Oh, you've been chilling with that much in all this game?
45:15Yeah.
45:15Oh, shit.
45:16You were beating me up for no freaking reason.
45:19Yeah, you got it.
45:20Good game.
45:21Oh, shit.
45:22I was literally...
45:23See, that's why I was a little butthurt when you killed the lady up.
45:28No.
45:30Because then at the beginning of your upkeep, you're only going to lose one more damage.
45:34Mm-hmm.
45:34And you still have one life left.
45:36I'm going to clean up your toys out here.
45:39Killing up my lady.
45:42Well, that game I left you alone.
45:44I was like, man.
45:45I don't know.
45:46I just got my third actual mana.
45:49I'm here for the cleaning.
45:52The cleansing?
45:52Yeah, we all need a cleansing after Halloween.
45:57That was really close, though.
45:59Yeah, it was.
46:00It went really quick.
46:03Here you go.
46:04That was pretty nice, though.
46:06Speak for yourself.
46:07I got stuck at three freaking mana.
46:09Are we still collecting calcium?
46:10I just had a feeling that the dog was just going to explode.
46:13And I couldn't have no ramp.
46:15I had four or five mana.
46:17I had plenty of mana.
46:18Just no ramp.
46:19I have way too many high cost.
46:21I want to revamp this.
46:26I want to revamp this.
46:26I want to revamp this.
46:28I want to revamp this.
46:29That's fine.
46:30Just don't be trying to hit me.
46:32Oh, no.
46:33I'm just trying to grab all these.
46:34I think I'm going to reset this back to its original form.
46:47I mean, it still plays exceptionally well, as it is.
46:50I don't know what it was originally.
46:52Yeah.
46:53Well, Daniel doesn't like it now.
46:55He just made it very reset it back to the original.
46:58Reset it.
46:59Do it.
47:00That Cheerio.
47:01No.
47:01You had Cheerio.
47:03That was crazy that he had in it.
47:05What?
47:06What was crazy?
47:08A lot of zero cast, and then he had a little storm.
47:11So anything prior to that one gets freaking blasted to your face, plus gutter snipe, plus
47:16all the only ones you do with one without there, isn't it?
47:21Yeah, I just, I figured I was going to get it.
47:22See, he put the Chandras and stuff in there, which threw off the balance, and a couple other
47:27things that threw off the higher cost.
47:30Yeah, if I pull off the, Chandras's not bad.
47:34It's just she's a higher cost than what the deck's designed to run.
47:38Yeah.
47:39Yeah, if I pull those three out.
47:42That's so good.
47:43No.
47:44That's your bottom card.
47:45Why are you playing it again?
47:48There you go.
47:51Yep, there it is.
47:52That's the dragon, yeah.
47:53But the dragon's pretty cool.
47:55It's literally just a spoonful of cinnamon.
48:01Why is he doing that?
48:02Is it spicy?
48:03What's happening?
48:04What do you got?
48:04Those were not originally in there.
48:06What?
48:06A lot higher cost.
48:08Oh, yeah.
48:09Because you had the Jack and the Mots.
48:11Yep.
48:12You had a bunch of cool stuff in there.
48:13I love it.
48:14I love it.
48:15The one thing I thought about.
48:16I love it.
48:17I love it.
48:17I love it.
48:18I love it.
48:18I love it.
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