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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Anthony Anderson, Annie Murphy, Joel McHale, Selena Gomez,
00:13Tara Delevingne, and Thomas Lennon, as we play the star-studded match game.
00:23And here's the host of match game, Martin Short.
00:30Welcome to Match Game, the show that has people asking, how much money could Martin Short
00:47possibly need?
00:48And look at the stars we have tonight.
00:52Oh my God.
00:54Anthony, how are you?
00:58I'm well, Martin.
00:59How are you?
01:00Now, you were in Martin Scorsese's The Departed.
01:02Yes, I was.
01:03And now, who do you think is the most brilliant Marty you've ever worked for?
01:08Little Marty or even littler Marty?
01:10This is the best Marty I've worked with today.
01:13Today?
01:14Today.
01:15Thank you, Anthony.
01:16Hi, Annie.
01:17Hi, Marty.
01:18How are you?
01:19I'm good.
01:20How are you?
01:21Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara.
01:24And other than them both being climate deniers, what is it that you like about them?
01:29Well, I love jeans and I love hair.
01:34Oh, so you like parts of each.
01:37Parts of each.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Joel McHale, such a fan.
01:43Now, truthfully, whenever I watch you on the screen, I'm whelmed.
01:49You forgot the first part of the word there, I think, right?
01:53Oh, no, no.
01:54I didn't.
01:55I didn't.
01:56What?
01:57My heart is beating.
01:58Like a distant little jungle drum, I must say.
02:00For Selena Gomez is here.
02:06My beloved co-star from Only Murders in the building.
02:10And right now, aren't we missing Steve?
02:13Aren't we?
02:14I don't know.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16I left him in the car.
02:17I forgot.
02:18Oh, you know what?
02:19I cracked the window.
02:20He's fine.
02:21So, listen.
02:22She does have 419 million Instagram followers.
02:27How about that?
02:28Oh.
02:31And Cara Delevingne.
02:33Okay, you say that well.
02:34Oh, hello.
02:35Hi.
02:36And sadly, don't get me this wrong, and I'm not making fun of you in any way, but she
02:40only has 40 million Instagram followers.
02:43I cry about it at night, yeah.
02:45I think it's kind of adorable.
02:46It is.
02:47Yeah.
02:48And Thomas, for God's sake.
02:53Now, Thomas, do you remember when we first met?
02:57Because I don't.
02:58I'm also blanking on it.
03:01Okay.
03:02Now, I think it's time to meet tonight's contestants, shall we?
03:08Reveal them!
03:11Reveal them!
03:13Hello!
03:14Hiya!
03:15Hello.
03:16Aaron and Charlene are with us.
03:17Okay.
03:18Now, tell us about the house you live in, Charlene.
03:19I bought my parents' house.
03:20I am married with three boys, and my mother, who is 92, who lives with us.
03:35She watches Match Game almost all the time, and she's a huge fan and thinks I'm here meeting
03:39Jean Rayburn.
03:40And she's 92.
03:4392.
03:44She was helping coach me.
03:45All right.
03:46Woo!
03:47Well, welcome.
03:48Okay, Aaron.
03:49Now, here's the weirdest thing I heard about you.
03:51I heard that you dress up as Jesus and go to raves.
03:54I do, because I found no one.
03:56That's why I know you.
03:57That's why.
03:58I do that because, like Jesus parted the sea, I part the ravers, so I don't have to wait
04:04in crowds.
04:05Nice.
04:06What an odd fella you are.
04:09You know, and here's what's amazing, Selena.
04:13He has a tattoo of one of your songs.
04:16Isn't that true?
04:17I do.
04:18I actually have Killed Them With Kindness tattooed because that got me through so much,
04:21so I just wanted to say thank you for that.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23Can I hug you?
04:24Yes, you can hug me.
04:25Oh, sweet.
04:26Oh, thank you.
04:27Oh, sweet.
04:28Oh, thank you.
04:29That got me through when my dad was sick.
04:31So just...
04:32Oh, that's so cute.
04:35No, thank you.
04:36Sorry.
04:37Follow me.
04:38Okay, I'm sorry.
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:41I'm sorry.
04:42Thank you so much.
04:46All right.
04:47Let's play match games, shall we?
04:48Go, Martin, go.
04:52Go, Martin, go.
04:53Go, Martin, go.
04:54Go, Martin, go.
04:55Now, each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
05:01Whoever matches more goes to play Super Match for a chance to win $25,000.
05:08All right.
05:09Are you ready?
05:10Oh.
05:11Okay, Aaron, do you want question A or B?
05:15Uh, question A.
05:16Question A.
05:17Question A.
05:18All right.
05:19Can you read?
05:20Yeah, I can, Cara.
05:21Yeah, I can.
05:22Yeah, I can.
05:23Uh, well.
05:24All right.
05:25Ready?
05:26Just my luck.
05:27The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
05:29Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
05:45Okay.
05:46Just my luck.
05:47The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
05:50Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
05:56That's funny.
05:57Well, but it may not be good.
05:58Yeah, yeah.
05:59Thomas?
06:00It's...
06:01Normally, you're locked in first.
06:02Oh, bam.
06:03Look at you.
06:04All right.
06:05We're still waiting.
06:06Oh, Anthony is locked in.
06:08Uh-oh.
06:09Anthony's locked in.
06:10Oh, McHale's overthinking it.
06:11Joel's keeping us waiting.
06:13All right, I'm going to read it one more time.
06:17Just my luck.
06:18The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
06:21Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy blank.
06:27What do you think, Aaron?
06:28Holy doobies.
06:29Holy doobies.
06:30Oh.
06:31Holy doobies.
06:32Doobies.
06:33Oh.
06:34Okay.
06:35All right.
06:36I'll tell you who doesn't want to win.
06:38All right.
06:40Just my luck.
06:42The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
06:44Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy...
06:48Annie?
06:49Bong water.
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53No!
06:54How do you think you get bong water, judges?
06:57First of all, I want you to take that pill I get you.
07:01Because you've got to calm down.
07:03All right.
07:04Annie.
07:05He cleansed my house with holy craft beer is what I said.
07:10Oh.
07:11Oh.
07:12I'm just...
07:13All right.
07:14Logic.
07:15So far, nothing.
07:16Joel, what's happening?
07:17Nothing.
07:18What's happening?
07:19No, no, no.
07:20We're waiting for your answer.
07:21Oh!
07:22I didn't.
07:23I don't have one.
07:24Pass.
07:25No, no.
07:26You don't pass.
07:27Oh.
07:28No, no.
07:29You have to tell us what you wrote down.
07:30I love you, Russell.
07:31But, uh...
07:34You can call me down.
07:35It's fine.
07:37Oh, no.
07:38Wow.
07:39I wrote...
07:40matcha.
07:43What?
07:44Matcha?
07:45You know, like the tea.
07:46The tea?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Hipsters.
07:49Wow.
07:50They like their matcha tea.
07:51Wow.
07:52What?
07:53So you don't want anyone to succeed in life, do you?
07:54Don't.
07:55If he gets it wrong, we get the money, right?
07:57No!
07:58I don't know how this works.
07:59You know how this works?
08:00Selena Gomez.
08:01The only exorcist in town is a hipster.
08:05Instead of using holy water, he cleansed my house with holy...
08:13I don't know.
08:14Hey!
08:15Good answer.
08:16I don't speak for anyone else in this room, but I'm proud of you.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Kara.
08:21I also wish I could help.
08:23I feel like me and Annie were on the same page.
08:25Homemade beer.
08:26Homemade beer.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Yeah.
08:29That's kind of cool.
08:30Thomas.
08:31Aaron, the answer that you were looking for, of course, was that the exorcist used homemade
08:36kombucha.
08:37Kombucha.
08:38Kombucha.
08:39Kombucha.
08:40All right.
08:41Well, Aaron, you scored absolutely nothing.
08:44But don't let that worry you because we haven't heard from Charlene yet.
08:49All right.
08:50The match game lost and found is chaos.
08:55Celebrities leave all kinds of wild things.
08:58Selena Gomez even left her blank.
09:01I don't know Selena like that.
09:02What possibly could this answer be, Charlene?
09:10Is that how you spell it?
09:11What?
09:12Shouldn't be hard to spell.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Yeah.
09:16All right.
09:17Joel's locked in.
09:18Joel's locked.
09:19Selena is locked in.
09:20Say doobies.
09:21Okay.
09:22Doobies.
09:23Doobies.
09:24Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:26Annie, we're waiting on you.
09:27Oh.
09:28Okay.
09:29So it all goes down to car.
09:30We are locked in.
09:31All right.
09:32The match game lost and found is chaos.
09:33Celebrities leave all kinds of wild things.
09:34Selena Gomez even left her...
09:36Gold record.
09:37Oh.
09:38Oh.
09:39Oh.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh.
09:42Oh.
09:43Oh.
09:44Oh.
09:45Oh.
09:46Oh.
09:47Oh.
09:48Oh.
09:49Oh.
09:50Oh.
09:51Gold?
09:52This is Selena Gomez.
09:53Gold record.
09:54I love that.
09:55Anthony.
09:56Huh?
09:57What's your answer?
09:58Oh.
09:59Well, since this is a kind of wild party, Selena and I are neighbors, so I know how they
10:11get down at her house, I'm going to put panties.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19In heaven.
10:20What?
10:21She always needs panties on.
10:22Canceled.
10:23Okay.
10:24Selena, any thoughts?
10:25Uh, pass.
10:26Yeah, pass.
10:27Annie.
10:28Selena left her fiancé.
10:31Oh, her fiancé.
10:33Our answers go together.
10:36Our answers go together.
10:39We're thinking as a team over here.
10:41Just so you know.
10:43Joel.
10:44That's a really good one, Charlene.
10:46It was Charlene.
10:47I wrote that you left your Steve Martin.
10:48Oh.
10:49Oh.
10:50Oh.
10:51Oh.
10:52Wow.
10:53We did.
10:54This is such a high-scoring game.
10:55All right.
10:57Selena Gomez even left her...
10:59Martini.
11:00My martini.
11:01Wait, she got her own answer wrong?
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:03Correct.
11:04She's the one that left her.
11:05Tara.
11:06Yes.
11:07I didn't know what to put and I was...
11:08I'm projecting because I said her phone.
11:09That's what I would leave.
11:10That is a very smart answer.
11:11No, that's actually accurate.
11:12Fine.
11:13I know.
11:14Oh, wow.
11:15Oh, wow.
11:16Thomas.
11:17I went with her first husband.
11:18Oh.
11:19Wow.
11:21All right.
11:22Well, this is exciting.
11:24Talk about a nail-biter.
11:25Thomas? I went with her first husband.
11:28Oh.
11:30Wow!
11:34All right.
11:35Well, this is exciting.
11:38Talk about a nail-biter.
11:39The score is zero to zero.
11:50A smooth smush.
11:55Welcome back to Match Game,
12:01the show that influencers call
12:03not on their radar.
12:05Okay, the score is tied at zero to zero.
12:09So this time, Charlene, you go first.
12:12We're gonna say...
12:14Look at that button.
12:15Oh!
12:16Ooh!
12:17Wow.
12:18Now, would you like A or B?
12:20B, please.
12:20B, all right. Look at that.
12:23All right.
12:24Extra Flexible Fiona said,
12:27all these companies are making smartphones
12:30you can fold in half.
12:32Big deal.
12:33I can fold so much,
12:35I'm able to kiss my own blank.
12:38Ooh.
12:40Extra Flexible Fiona said,
12:42all these companies are making smartphones
12:44you can fold in half.
12:46Big deal.
12:48I can fold so much,
12:49I'm able to kiss my own blank.
12:52Hold on, let me fold real quick.
12:54No, no, no.
12:55Andy, you don't have to try it.
12:57It's just a question.
12:58Oh, okay.
12:59Yeah, yeah, it's not an instruction.
13:00Yeah, no, I was just saying how far I could fold.
13:02No, I know, but we're not at the wrap party.
13:04No.
13:05Okay.
13:06Ooh, okay.
13:07Ooh, early locks.
13:09Two lock-in.
13:10Early locks.
13:11Oh, early locks.
13:12That's what I'm gonna put.
13:13You're an old pro at this, aren't you, Thomas?
13:14I'm an early locker.
13:15Pushed in lockers.
13:16Oh, yes.
13:17By the big guys.
13:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:19Buy my candles.
13:20Okay.
13:21Joel is locked in.
13:22Martin, I'm locked in.
13:23Antony, we're working.
13:24I am locked in.
13:25I'm locked in.
13:26Locked and loaded.
13:27Ready.
13:28Extra flexible Fiona said,
13:29All these companies are making smartphones you can fold in half.
13:32Big deal.
13:33I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own, Charlene, butt.
13:38Oh!
13:39Butt.
13:40Hey, hey.
13:41I'm able to kiss my own butt.
13:45This is racy.
13:46I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own...
13:52Buttocks!
13:53Yes!
13:54Annie.
13:55I was quite offended by Charlene's answer, to be honest, because I put ass.
14:04Ah.
14:05Butt.
14:06Bottom.
14:07Joel, did you write something down this time?
14:11I don't understand the rules in this game.
14:13Wait, no, no.
14:14See, when I ask, I do blank, and then what you do...
14:16All right, I have blank right here.
14:18No, no, no, no.
14:19Then you write down your answer.
14:21Are you guys as lost as I am?
14:23This is...
14:24All right, Martin.
14:25Here we go.
14:26Yeah.
14:27There's first the visual, and then the...
14:30Ash!
14:31All right.
14:32Selena!
14:33Big deal.
14:34I can fold so much, I'm able to kiss my own blank.
14:37We're looking for butt.
14:38Okay.
14:39Um...
14:40Who isn't?
14:41The...
14:42The drawing is, um, bad, but...
14:47Hold on.
14:52Can I just pause for a second?
14:54I understand what the...
14:56What is this?
14:57I thought it was the legs, and then it didn't work out.
15:00Gee.
15:01Butt tassels.
15:02That's an unusual approach to butt ties.
15:05Selena, turn it around.
15:06I want to see Selena.
15:07Oh, that is interesting.
15:08Show us your butt.
15:09Show us your butt.
15:10Show us your butt.
15:11Show us your butt.
15:12Show us your butt.
15:13Show us your butt.
15:14That's the bottom half of a centaur.
15:15Yeah.
15:16I put ass.
15:17Oh!
15:18Okay, Thomas.
15:19Charlene, I wanted you to go six for six, and I'm so sorry, but you're going six for
15:25six!
15:26Six for six!
15:27Okay, Aaron, I'm not saying you're under any pressure at all, but the score is six to zero.
15:36So you need six to force a tiebreaker.
15:39You don't have a chance of winning, but you could have a tie.
15:43So, we're going to go with A. Are you ready?
15:46Yes, I am.
15:48God bless you.
15:51From the makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show.
15:56The Secret Kinks of the Guys from NSYNC.
16:01You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather blank.
16:06From the makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of
16:11The Guys from NSYNC.
16:13You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather blank.
16:18Aaron, I'm sad to say that you already lost.
16:21No, no, no.
16:22No, no, no.
16:23That's not fair.
16:24That's not true.
16:25Not true.
16:26I'm rooting for Aaron.
16:28All right.
16:29We have Thomas locked in or he's dozed off.
16:32Both.
16:33Uh-huh.
16:34All right, Annie.
16:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:37Joel.
16:38Yes.
16:39There we go.
16:41The makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of the Guys
16:46from NSYNC.
16:47You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather.
16:52Aaron.
16:53Pants.
16:54Pants.
16:55Okay.
16:56Okay.
16:57Okay, you said pants and you need six to tie.
17:01From the makers of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives comes a new show, The Secret Kinks of
17:06The Guys from NSYNC.
17:08You won't believe Justin Timberlake's collection of leather blank.
17:11We need a match here.
17:12All right.
17:13Uh, I put assless chaps, which are pants.
17:18Basically pants.
17:19Pants.
17:20Judges?
17:21They've left.
17:22Right now, they're having a discussion back there.
17:24We're checking.
17:25We're looking.
17:26It's mostly pants.
17:27They're thinking.
17:28They're pants with the ass out.
17:29But they're pants.
17:30It's a part of a pants.
17:31They go over pants.
17:32Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
17:33I'm gonna give it to the guy that looks like Jesus.
17:34Judges.
17:35We're waiting for your answer, Judges.
17:36No rush.
17:37Wow, baby.
17:38All right.
17:39Well, we have a champion.
17:40Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Aaron.
17:42Look at the bright side.
17:43Now, you don't have to worry about what to do with that $25,000.
17:48Supermatch is next.
17:49Goodbye, Jared Leto.
17:50Good job.
17:51Good job.
17:52Good job.
17:53Good job.
17:54Good job.
17:55Good job.
17:56Good job.
17:57Good job.
17:58All right.
17:59Well, we have a champion.
18:00Sadly, we have to say goodbye to Aaron.
18:01Look at the bright side.
18:02Now, you don't have to worry about what to do with that $25,000.
18:03Supermatch is next.
18:04Goodbye, Jared Leto.
18:05Good job.
18:06Good job.
18:07You're done, Jared Leto.
18:09Ha, ha.
18:20Good job.
18:21Good job.
18:22Good job.
18:23Good job.
18:24Hey, Jared Leto.
18:25Welcome back.
18:26It's time for Supermatch!
18:29Now, Charlene, you're gonna have a shot at winning $25,000.
18:37Now, what would you do with that kind of money?
18:41Well, like I said, I bought my parents' house.
18:43And it's a split-level.
18:44And I take my mom for a walk in her wheelchair,
18:46and I walk her down the stairs,
18:48but I would love to be able to get a stair lift and a ramp
18:51so that SGA can really, like we do, we walk every day.
18:55We walk every day. That would be great.
18:57Well, even if you don't win,
18:58I have a feeling that Joel's gonna cut you a check.
19:01That's the kind of guy he is.
19:02Okay, we're gonna start with an audience match.
19:06So we recently pulled the Match Game Home audience
19:09and got their most popular responses to this.
19:12Sunday blank.
19:17Now, if you can guess the third most popular answer,
19:20you win $2,000.
19:22The second most popular answer will get you $3,000,
19:24and the most popular answer will get you $5,000.
19:29Now, to help with these suggestions,
19:32you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:35Who do you want to pick first?
19:37Annie.
19:38Annie. Okay.
19:40Sunday blank.
19:42Morning. Sunday morning.
19:44Sunday morning.
19:45Very good answer.
19:46Thank you so much.
19:47Okay, who's next?
19:48Felina.
19:50Brunch?
19:51That was my answer.
19:52Brunch. Sunday brunch. Okay, good.
19:53Who's next?
19:54Joel.
19:55Joel.
19:56I say the fourth most popular answer.
19:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
19:59It's gotta be one or two or three.
20:02Dinner.
20:04Sunday dinner.
20:06Okay, now you can choose one of the three answers
20:08or give us one of your own.
20:11What answer would you like to go with?
20:13I think I'm gonna go with Sunday brunch.
20:15Sunday brunch.
20:16Okay.
20:17Let's see how you've done.
20:18We're looking for Sunday brunch.
20:20For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:26School.
20:27Oh, okay.
20:28Okay.
20:29Don't worry about it.
20:30We're good.
20:31Don't worry about it.
20:32Okay.
20:33For $3,000, the answer is...
20:35Morning.
20:36Okay.
20:37Okay.
20:38I think you got it.
20:39She's got it.
20:40She's got it.
20:41This is good.
20:42This is the last chance.
20:43For $5,000, the answer is...
20:45Sunday.
20:48Oh!
20:49Sunday.
20:50Aww.
20:51I am so sorry.
20:52You didn't make any match, but all is not lost.
20:55You're gonna get now $1,000 and a chance to multiply that by five with a celebrity head-to-head match.
21:04If you're gonna match one celebrity exactly, you'll win $5,000.
21:09Okay.
21:10So which one of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head with?
21:14I'm gonna pick Antony.
21:15Oh, please don't.
21:16All right.
21:17So to win $5,000, you must match Antony exactly.
21:22All right.
21:23This is the question.
21:24Ready?
21:25For $5,000...
21:29Clear the blank.
21:31Clear the blank.
21:33Clear...
21:34Which one?
21:35I think this one.
21:36They're working on it.
21:37I think the bottom one?
21:38Don't fall.
21:39You're gonna do it.
21:41And by the way, $5,000 makes a very nice ramp.
21:45Yeah.
21:46They're nice.
21:47What?
21:48I'd kill for a ramp right now.
21:51Why would you say that?
21:52Because I thought...
21:53Okay.
21:54Who wouldn't like a ramp?
21:58See?
22:00All right.
22:02Locked in.
22:03All right, Charlene.
22:05Are you ready?
22:06What is your answer?
22:07Clear the field.
22:09Clear the field.
22:10All right.
22:11Now let's turn and face Antony.
22:14Hold on.
22:15Let me write that one down.
22:16No, no, no.
22:17No, that's not the way it works.
22:18It doesn't work that way.
22:19It doesn't work that way?
22:20No, no, no, no.
22:21You already wrote it down, remember?
22:22Yeah, okay.
22:23If I had to...
22:25It was either room or air.
22:28Okay.
22:29I'm sorry, that is not a match, but you still won $1,000.
22:33We're halfway through the show.
22:37You made it this far.
22:38Why not stick around?
22:40Sorry, that note was for me.
22:42That's right.
22:43Okay.
22:44I'm staying.
22:45I'm not going anywhere.
22:46I'm not going anywhere.
22:53Life's...
22:56Welcome back to Match Game.
23:01I love this panel so much.
23:04Anthony, you have hosted so many shows.
23:07What's your secret other than never preparing?
23:09You know what?
23:10I let the talented people do the work, and I just show up and look pretty.
23:14Well, you do look pretty.
23:15Thank you very much.
23:16Not today, but normally you look so damn pretty.
23:22And let's meet tonight's players.
23:25Let us meet the...
23:26Let us meet the...
23:27Let us meet the...
23:28Let us meet the...
23:29Keep it spinning!
23:31Uh-oh!
23:32Uh-oh!
23:33Hello!
23:34Hello, Rasha and Robert.
23:43Tell me about your near-death experiences, because I read about this and it's very bizarre.
23:48Yes, I've been electrocuted.
23:50Riptides pull me out.
23:51I've been in fires.
23:53I've almost crashed a number of times.
23:55I've been in some bad situations, but I'm here.
23:57But that is so bizarre.
23:58You've hit eight of them.
23:59Yeah.
24:00Well, welcome.
24:01I'm thrilled that you're here.
24:02How are you, Rasha?
24:05I'm doing well.
24:06Nice to see you.
24:08You're a flight attendant.
24:09I am.
24:10I became a flight attendant because it was my mom's dream to become one, and she couldn't.
24:15So, I fly for her.
24:18Now, you've had celebrities on your plane.
24:20Who's been the biggest jerk you've had to deal with?
24:23And if you're on this panel, just whisper.
24:26I wish I had you guys on my flights, but I fly commercial.
24:30Okay, let's play match games, shall we?
24:33All right.
24:34Let's play it.
24:35Let's play it.
24:36Let's play it.
24:37Let's play it.
24:38Let's play it.
24:39Isn't that cool?
24:40All right.
24:41Rasha, do you want A or B?
24:43A, please.
24:44All right.
24:45My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him blank.
25:04Okay.
25:05Ah!
25:06Ah!
25:07Oh, Thomas, you know, you're always locked in first.
25:09Always locked.
25:10Oh, and he's helping, Annie.
25:11That's so sweet.
25:12Oh, definitely not helping.
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Annie, what do you think?
25:17Yes.
25:18Yep.
25:19Here we go.
25:20Oh, Annie's locked in.
25:21Joel's locked in.
25:22Locked.
25:23Selena's locked in.
25:24Cara's locked in.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Antony?
25:27Coming in.
25:28Okay.
25:29Is everyone locked in?
25:30Yeah.
25:31My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him...
25:34Colonel Sanders.
25:35Oh!
25:36Oh!
25:37I should have thought of that.
25:40Colonel Sanders.
25:41That's very smart.
25:42That's smart.
25:43I hope that any of you are as smart as that answer.
25:47I don't know if I am.
25:48First of all, you are smart, but maybe not in this case.
25:51Okay.
25:52My nephew was conceived at KFC, which explains why his mother named him...
25:55Okay.
25:56Before I give this answer, Marty, I just have to...
25:59You don't have a flight on Friday.
26:01Yeah, I do.
26:02I just wanted to commend you for having a DEI show with me today.
26:07And then the first question has to be about chicken.
26:11So, I didn't say colonel.
26:16I said sweet tea, like sweetie.
26:19Okay.
26:20Can I ask you one question?
26:21Yes, Marty.
26:22I know you're this big brainiac.
26:24But how many times do you go to KFC for sweet tea?
26:28I don't think it's ever happened, has it?
26:32No.
26:33It hasn't.
26:34Yeah.
26:35So, you don't like Russia.
26:36You don't want her to win.
26:37What a weird instinct.
26:39Okay.
26:40Annie.
26:41Okay.
26:42Well...
26:43This answer's worse than mine.
26:44I...
26:45How dare you.
26:46I said buck or bucket.
26:49I think that's...
26:50I think that's...
26:51Really unhelpful.
26:52You really want to name a baby bucket?
26:54Joel.
26:55I would not like to answer.
26:56You have to answer.
26:57I don't...
26:58Yeah, see, I wish...
26:59You got the flyer about the rules, right?
27:00Yeah, it was a flyer.
27:01I threw it away.
27:02I get them all the time.
27:03Well, that was your mistake.
27:04You have to give us an answer.
27:05All right.
27:06Well, I'm on the Annie train here because I thought it was bucket as well.
27:07Okay.
27:09We're looking for Colonel Sanders.
27:10Selena.
27:11Um, I don't have a good poker face.
27:13It just sucks.
27:14I'm sorry.
27:15Chicken strips.
27:16That's my nephew's name.
27:17My nephew is named Chicken Strip.
27:18That's my nephew's name.
27:19That's my nephew's name.
27:20I love KFC.
27:21Kara.
27:22Um, I was gonna put Colonel Sanna's...
27:24This doesn't help, because I don't have the Annie train here because I thought it was Bucket
27:25as well.
27:26Okay.
27:28We're looking for Colonel Sanders.
27:29Selina.
27:30Um, I don't have a good poker face.
27:31It just sucks.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:33Chicken strips.
27:34That's my nephew's name.
27:35I mean chicken strips.
27:36It's my favorite.
27:37My nephew is named chicken strips.
27:38That's my nephew's name.
27:39I love KFC.
27:40Kara.
27:41Um, I was gonna put Colonel Sanna's...
27:44This doesn't help, because it's wrong, but it's Kentucky.
27:47Woo!
27:48Kentucky.
27:49It's kinda like Bucket.
27:52That's actually very clever.
27:54It helps no one, but it's clever.
27:55Thomas.
27:56Marty, I've had a bottle and a half of red wine.
27:59I know you have.
28:00And everyone can see my answers when I write them from above, which makes me wonder why
28:05no one else could come up with Colonel.
28:08Ah!
28:09Yes!
28:10That is one.
28:11All right, Russia.
28:12Good answer.
28:13You scored one.
28:14Wow.
28:15That was great.
28:16Okay, Robert, let's see how you do.
28:18All right.
28:19This is exciting.
28:20Now, you need one to tie.
28:22Okay, I think you can do that.
28:23And two to win.
28:25But we're still in round one.
28:27But if we were in round two, that would be the case.
28:29Hmm.
28:30Hmm.
28:31Papa needs a rest.
28:32Okay.
28:33Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
28:40In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers, drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
28:50Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
28:56In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers, drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
29:06Tom, that's a horrible answer.
29:07Isn't it amazing?
29:08I looked this time.
29:09That's a horrible answer.
29:10How quickly a drunk can work.
29:11Yes.
29:12Yes.
29:13Underthink it.
29:14Underthink it.
29:15Underthink it.
29:16Underthinking.
29:17Joel is locked in.
29:19Okay.
29:20I'm trying.
29:21Selena and Carl.
29:23Ah, they're conferring.
29:25I'm just trying to see what you're gonna say.
29:27Come on.
29:28Anthony.
29:29All right.
29:30You're gonna help this man.
29:31Uh...
29:32All right, we're almost locked in.
29:33Me?
29:34I'm always early.
29:35Is that a bad?
29:36Yeah.
29:37It is, yeah.
29:38All right, we're ready.
29:39Robert, Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
29:43In the new tale, Jill and Jill, the two lovers drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
29:48Hey, Robert, say this.
29:50No, no, no.
29:51Just say this.
29:52Jack and Jack.
29:53I don't...
29:54Jack and Jack.
29:55What?
29:56Jack and Jack.
29:57I just...
29:58Jack and Jack.
29:59Anthony, what?
30:02Uh, you know what?
30:03We're gonna hurry up and get Robert home.
30:04Lady Gaga.
30:05Woo!
30:06Oh.
30:07All right.
30:08Jack and Jack, Robert?
30:09No, I want you to calm down.
30:11Okay, I'm calming.
30:12Your pill hasn't taken effect yet.
30:14Yeah, I know.
30:15He's doing the best he can.
30:17Well, he clearly doesn't need any money.
30:20Okay.
30:21Annie?
30:22Oh, Marty.
30:24Oh, Robert.
30:25I put the Indigo Girls.
30:27Oh, okay.
30:28All right.
30:29That's a good one.
30:30That's a good one.
30:31Joel.
30:32Uh, yeah.
30:33Robert, this is gonna be worse than when you were electrocuted or drowned, so...
30:36I said Indigo Girls, too.
30:39Deep cut.
30:40Mother Goose is going modern with her big book of same-sex couple stories.
30:46And the new tale, Jill and Jill, The Two Lovers.
30:49Drive up the hill listening to songs by blank.
30:52We're looking for Jack and Jack.
30:53It's the one and only Britney Spears.
30:55Britney!
30:56Okay.
30:57Kara.
30:58All right, all right.
30:59I decided to say Pussy Riot.
31:01What'd you say, Kara?
31:05Pussy Riot.
31:06In a very obscene way, that's clever.
31:08I...
31:09Yeah.
31:10Okay, Thomas.
31:11Robert, I'm so sorry.
31:13The correct answer was always Indigo Girls.
31:15All right.
31:16Oh, okay.
31:17Okay, at the end of round one, the score is Rasha one.
31:21Robert, zero.
31:22It's time for a commercial break, so we'll be right back.
31:26You know what?
31:28It's round one.
31:29Anthony, what did you put?
31:31I put Lady Gaga.
31:35It's a messy world.
31:44Welcome back to Match Game.
31:45All right, Rasha.
31:46Now, you are ahead by one to zero.
31:49So, you get to go first.
31:51In round one, you matched with Thomas.
31:54So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
31:58Would you like question A or B?
32:00And since I've picked A, why don't we go with A?
32:03A, please.
32:04Okay.
32:05I was gonna stop you!
32:07I was gonna stop you!
32:08But not my nose!
32:09Why not?
32:10Why not?
32:11Why not?
32:12Now, there's a follow-up to the hit show, Schitt's Creek, set in a weed dispensary called,
32:19That's Some Good .
32:22In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
32:29There's a follow-up to Schitt's Creek set in a weed dispensary called, That's Some Good .
32:37In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
32:43What is your answer gonna be, Rasha?
32:49Not yet!
32:50Yeah.
32:51Cuz we have to wait for our celebrities to lock in.
32:53This has nothing to do with the show.
32:54Okay.
32:55Thomas, we can't hear from you this time.
32:58No, I know.
32:59And that's gonna be a shame.
33:00I'm in a little pod.
33:01Cuz normally that's when we switch channels.
33:02Okay.
33:03Oh.
33:04Joel's locked in.
33:05Okay.
33:06Kara and Selena.
33:07All right.
33:08We're waiting on the girl who just came from the weed dispensary.
33:12Yeah.
33:13She's taking her time cuz she's super high right now.
33:18Annie's locked in.
33:19There's a follow-up to Schitt's Creek set in a weed dispensary called, That's Some Good .
33:25In one scene, Annie Murphy's character tries a gummy and can't stop blanking.
33:31Rasha?
33:32Laughing.
33:33Laughing.
33:34Giggling.
33:35Smiling.
33:36Annie.
33:37Annie.
33:38Um, I think she'd be like, LOL-ing.
33:39So.
33:40Laughing.
33:41Laughing.
33:42Laughing.
33:43Great.
33:44Joe.
33:45Uh, Mark.
33:46Can you read the question?
33:47You've had a gummy before in your life?
33:48Yes.
33:49Okay.
33:50What are you doing after the show?
33:51I have some gummies in my room and I wanna laugh all afternoon.
33:56That's right.
33:57Laughing, giggling, smiling.
34:01Annie.
34:02Annie.
34:03Um, I think she'd be like LOL-ing.
34:05So.
34:06Laughing.
34:07Yeah.
34:08Yeah.
34:09Laughing.
34:10Great.
34:11Joel.
34:12Uh, Martin, can you read the question again cuz that took up almost half the show.
34:19That was...
34:20Do you need to hear it again?
34:22No, because I'm laughing so much.
34:24Yes!
34:25Yes!
34:26Okay.
34:27What is your answer, Selena?
34:28We're looking for laughing.
34:29Okay.
34:30But I wanted to choose singing and dancing because I wanted to hear a little bit of Lexus.
34:37All right.
34:39All right.
34:40Kara.
34:41Uh, Roger, you're gonna be laughing all the way to the back if you keep going like this.
34:46Oh, my God.
34:47Well, look at that, ladies and gentlemen.
34:52I didn't.
34:53Okay.
34:54The score is five to zero.
34:56Robert.
34:57Yes.
34:58A little pressure here.
34:59All right.
35:00Breathe in, breathe out.
35:01All right.
35:02Annie, help him.
35:03I am.
35:04The Situation Room at the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
35:10Ha!
35:11Ha!
35:12That's a...
35:13The Situation Room at the Situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed
35:21on blank.
35:22Ha!
35:23Ha!
35:24So, the Situation Room at the White House is...
35:26What?
35:27Are you listening, Joel?
35:28Because I'm telling you, you seem lost.
35:29This is record-breaking.
35:31This is...
35:32The Situation Room at the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
35:36Okay.
35:37The Situation Room in the Situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed
35:44on blank.
35:45Oh.
35:46Robert, do you know who the situation is?
35:48Yes.
35:49Yes, I know who the situation is.
35:50Okay.
35:51So, you know who Jersey Shore is?
35:52That show?
35:53Yes.
35:54Okay.
35:55Do you have your answer?
35:56Yeah, I think I do.
35:57Send it to us.
35:58Yes.
35:59Telepathically.
36:00That's a good idea, actually.
36:01That's what I've been trying to get him to do.
36:03Okay.
36:04Oh, we've got two lock-ins.
36:07Okay.
36:08Ready?
36:09Joel is locked in.
36:10Kara is not locked in.
36:11What?
36:12Kara is locked in.
36:13Selena is locked in.
36:15Okay.
36:16The Situation Room in the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
36:19The Situation Room in the Situation's house is where that guy from the Jersey Shore is briefed
36:25on blank.
36:26Robert.
36:27I'm going to say exercising.
36:29Exercising.
36:30Okay.
36:31Marty, Marty, Marty, before we go on, ask him if he has another answer.
36:36Maybe that might help him out.
36:38The Situation Room in the White House is where the president is briefed on intelligence.
36:41The Situation Room in the Situation's house is where the guy from Jersey Shore is briefed
36:46on...
36:47Drinking.
36:48Drinking.
36:49Drinking.
36:50Drinking.
36:51Yeah, drinking.
36:52Like drinking.
36:53Drinking.
36:54Oh, I see.
36:55Yeah, oh.
36:56I don't know.
36:57All right.
36:58So this is very important.
36:59Because, Annie, you have to match with Robert or we say goodbye to Robert.
37:03All right.
37:04So breathe in, breathe out.
37:05I'm genuinely not cut out for this game.
37:07It's too hard.
37:08Stupidity.
37:09Oh, well.
37:10Congratulations, Russia.
37:13You're our champion.
37:17Robert.
37:18We have to say goodbye to Robert.
37:21It's too hard.
37:22I'm sorry, Robert.
37:23Supermatch is next.
37:36Tonight behind...
37:37Time for Supermatch.
37:40Time for Supermatch.
37:46Rasha, you will have a shot at winning $25,000.
37:55Now, what are you going to do with that money?
37:57Well, I still live at home with my parents, and I love them to death, but it's time for
38:02me to spread my wings and get my own place.
38:05So, I'm moving out.
38:07You're moving out?
38:08Yeah.
38:09Okay.
38:09Now, we're going to start with an audience match.
38:12Now, we recently polled Match Game Home Audience and got their most popular response to this.
38:21Get blank.
38:24Now, if you can guess the third most popular answer, you win $2,000.
38:27The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
38:30And the most popular answer, you win $5,000.
38:34Now, to help with the suggestions, you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:42Who do you want?
38:43Anthony.
38:44Yes.
38:44Yeah.
38:45Anthony.
38:45All right.
38:46Get blank.
38:47Get blank.
38:47Out.
38:48I like that.
38:50Get out.
38:51Oh, yeah.
38:52Okay.
38:53Next celebrity.
38:54Thomas.
38:55Get a life.
38:56Ooh.
38:57Get a life.
38:58Oh.
38:59Okay.
38:59Who's next?
39:00Joel.
39:01Get lost.
39:04Get lost.
39:05Okay.
39:06You've got out, a life, and lost.
39:10Now, you can choose one of those answers, or you can give one of your own.
39:14What answer do you want to go with?
39:16I'm going to go with Anthony.
39:17Get out.
39:18Get out.
39:20Okay.
39:21All right.
39:22For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
39:27Get ready.
39:28Oh.
39:29Okay.
39:29Oh, okay.
39:30The $3,000 answer is...
39:34Get going.
39:35Get going?
39:37Okay, this is your last chance to match.
39:39And I have a good feeling.
39:41The $5,000 answer is...
39:46Get out!
39:52We're going to laugh.
39:53We're going to laugh.
39:54We're going to laugh.
39:55We're going to laugh.
39:56I'm going to show you.
40:01Oh, my God.
40:02All right.
40:03Okay.
40:04You have won $5,000.
40:06Oh, my God.
40:07But now, you get a chance to multiply that by five with our celebrity head-to-head match.
40:14If you match one celebrity exactly, you win $25,000.
40:23Now, which one of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head-to-head?
40:27And remember, that's legal in now 12 states.
40:29Okay.
40:31Okay.
40:32Okay.
40:33Who are you going to pick?
40:34Anthony.
40:35Obviously.
40:36Anthony.
40:37We're going to make this money.
40:38We've been in each other's heads the whole night.
40:40Okay.
40:41If you're ready, turn and face me.
40:42Me.
40:43No help from the audience, please.
40:44Thank you very much.
40:45Okay.
40:46Anthony.
40:47Yes.
40:48Write down your answer to this.
40:50Blank farm.
40:51Blank farm.
40:52Blank farm.
40:53That's what I was going to say.
40:54What are you going to say?
40:55Don't listen to Joel.
40:56No.
40:57No one listens to me.
40:58Blank farm.
40:59I think you might trust your instincts.
41:00I got to say trust your instincts.
41:01Okay.
41:02Okay.
41:03Okay.
41:04All right.
41:05Antony, are you ready?
41:06Antony is ready.
41:07Rasha, what's your answer?
41:08Animal.
41:09Animal farm.
41:10Okay.
41:11Okay.
41:12Turn and face Antony.
41:13Okay, turn and face Antony.
41:14For 25,000 dollars, what is your answer?
41:15Ohhhhh.
41:16That's good, that's good.
41:17I'm not even mad at it.
41:18I tried to give you a hint of an answer, but,
41:19I'm sorry, but that's not so interesting.
41:20I'm not even mad at it.
41:21I'm sorry.
41:22I'm not even mad at it.
41:23I'm sorry, but I'm not even mad at it.
41:24Okay, you can try, but you can try.
41:25Okay.
41:26Okay, Andrew.
41:27All right.
41:28Antony, are you ready?
41:29Antony, are you ready?
41:30Antony is ready.
41:31Rasha, what's your answer?
41:32Animal.
41:33Animal farm.
41:34Animal farm.
41:35Okay, turn and face Antony.
41:37For 25,000 dollars, what is your answer?
41:39I am so sorry, but I put.
41:40Oh, that's good. That's good.
41:42I'm not even mad at it.
41:43I tried to give you hints when I said,
41:46Aunt Me is Red D.
41:48I was trying to cheat.
41:50Oh, I didn't even think about it.
41:51I'm sorry you did not make a match,
41:53but you still won $5,000.
41:56I'm happy.
41:57Congratulations.
41:59Literally all of us were wrong, by the way.
42:01If you enjoyed spending time with me,
42:03I'm Martin Short, and if you haven't,
42:05I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
42:09Thanks, guys.
42:10It was so nice meeting you.
42:11It was so nice to meet you.
42:12This is so cool.
42:13This is so cool.
42:14You guys, you're great.
42:15Oh, my goodness.
42:17Your answer was so much more than
42:19every male to see her.
42:21It was so nice meeting you.
42:22I know. I'm happy.
42:23Listen, I'm happy.
42:24I watched you in all the seasons.
42:26Oh, my gosh.
42:27So cool to meet you.
42:28I was thinking, I'm like,
42:29if there's anything, I'm going to adult.
42:31So, oh, but I know...
42:32I was going to say funny, Fox,
42:34so you made the right.
42:35So, okay, okay.
42:35Did anyone say animal?
42:37None of us came up with animal.
42:38None of us came up with animal.
42:40All right.
42:41Now, I've seen him.
42:41I mean, whoa.
42:41It was so wonderful now.
42:42Oh, my God.
42:43Oh, my God.
42:43Oh, and this is so cool.
42:48All right.
42:49Hey.
42:50Hey.
42:51You.
42:56Hey.
42:57Hey.
42:57Hey.
42:58Hey.
42:58From Car.
42:59Than Chris B miss you.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:00Yes.
43:01Hey.
43:02I'm like.
43:03That's a 200er.
43:04All right.
43:05Huh.
43:05That was great.
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