00:00Customer says gas pump makes weird noises like it is gargling coins.
00:08Dash gourd Christmas tree all warning lights throwing rave.
00:15Steering feels like stirring cold oatmeal with wet noodle.
00:21Engine appears to be melting into automotive fondue.
00:24Brake pedal triggers free metal drum solo Dolphin Concert included.
00:35Porsche 911 owner reports vibration feels like massage chair on steroids.
00:42Rim cracked owner welded it himself, modern art wheel achieved.
00:49Behold new keyless start mode also known as screwdriver party.
00:54Normal key start for comparison boring but functional.
01:00Let us test light module disco strobe potential unlocked.
01:15Shifts sound like popcorn inside blender.
01:17Gearbox teeth probably filing divorce papers.
01:30Customer asks is my car still alive or total zombie.
01:34Air conditioning quit blowing now only offers hot breath hugs.
01:46Air conditioning quit blowing now only offers hot breath hugs.
01:58Mechanic discovers plot twist incoming
02:28The
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