00:00Customer states wipers sometimes ghost dance across the glass.
00:03Possessed windshield is real.
00:09Bike sat so long it now vents vintage foot aroma.
00:12Oh to gym sock standard equipment.
00:23Customer says engine currently stuck.
00:25Like day old gum on summer sidewalk.
00:27Oil spot color looks acaish on paper.
00:29Paper lies.
00:30Only remains sunshine level optimistic.
00:31We will fix that.
00:32Later we find one cylinder went full popcorn.
00:34Colonel confirmed.
00:36He claims car is fresh from this year.
00:39Calendar must be broken.
00:48Brakes described it as mildly shy.
00:50They refused to participate.
00:51Presenting a 2002 GMC Ucan that runs bad and smokes like Uncle Bob.
01:02I have already drained 10 liters of sludge chocolate pudding.
01:06Tank still refilling itself with horror.
01:09No bottom in sight.
01:10No bottom in sight.
01:11Sludge is nice but do not binge drink.
01:14Your liver will seize.
01:23Fresh used car purchase brake field described as spooky spaghetti.
01:26Y-Ring had small issue ulnar attempted home surgery.
01:38Now whole car needs ICU.
01:40Vehicle starts with screwdriver and prayer.
01:59Key industry in shambles.
02:01Looks clean on surface.
02:17Underside plays haunted house soundtrack.
02:20Surprise rust festival included.
02:22Air flow weak and smells like regret.
02:35Mixed with old sandwich.
02:52Engine makes noise that offends both ears and soul.
02:58We investigate war crimes.
03:06Washer fluid exits on driver lap like personal water feature.
03:09Free car wash.
03:10Legs only.
03:10Undercarriage performs.
03:12Drone solo.
03:12T-I-T-L-E-D.
03:12Micro plus or minus.
03:13Micro plus or minus.
03:14Micro plus or minus.
03:14Metallical ones royalties.
03:22Phone call says burning smell incoming.
03:24Please save me.
03:25Speed run to disaster.
03:29He arrives on fire.
03:30I finish call to fire department.
03:32Barbecue complete.
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