00:00Truck now marches like snare drum in marching band.
00:14Chassis squeaks like cheap mattress during midnight snack run.
00:20Tiny battery gone AWOL engine left without morning coffee.
00:24Please perform pain CPR on this battle scar customer requests.
00:49Underbelly bleeding mystery fluid not sure if car or dragon.
00:54Spoiler, that is definitely not motor oil looks like strawberry milk.
01:03Tire claims low air but bubble hunt shows zero party.
01:09No, bubbles here move along sneaky leak.
01:12Shifts sound like dropping toolbox and launch feels like roller coaster drop.
01:16Mechanic theory years of half clutch driving turned disc into burnt cookie.
01:30This is what normal clutch disc looks like for reference.
01:33Another customer reports weird shift vibes.
01:36D double J double currency boo incoming.
01:44Startup noise goes bling customer provides free sound effect.
01:51Car refuses to wake up from naptime protests.
01:54Lottie wiggles like jelly on washboard road.
02:03Rear drive shaft snapped customer welded it himself.
02:06Art project achieved.
02:09Lawn mower replaced air filter now refuses to start existential crisis.
02:13Air conditioning quit customer requests.
02:33Autopsy on icebox.
02:34But I discovered plot twist incoming.
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