00:00Customer complains the car runs hot and every hose is a sprinkler.
00:03Radiator looks like it is brewing chocolate milk sludge espresso.
00:07Pro tip, flush your radiator every six months or make cocoa.
00:11Tech pops hood and finds two red envelopes instant casino jackpot.
00:30Same car, Tech finds tetanus machete in passenger seat, free battle royale loot.
00:43Customer says driving feels like playing Mario Kart Rainbow Road Hazard.
01:03Plus the level over 9000, entire front end needs spa day and facelift.
01:18Driver meets deep puddle, engine drinks like water and takes an involuntary nap.
01:25We yank injectors and crank the car to create backyard fountain show.
01:33Second-hand car special, driver's side lake forms, shoes achieve soaked sponge status.
01:43Evap drain clogged, HVAC turns foot well into kiddie pool, free car aquarium.
01:49Sun baked dash so hot the vent flaps melted into wax and blocked the drain.
01:54Car dies mid-drive, tech finds timing chain bolts, lose camshaft doing random dance.
02:15Oil light disco on dash, throttle off equals light off.
02:19Balance shaft exploded into glitter, cheap oil strikes again.
02:24After that, I am a baby.
02:25I am a baby.
02:26So I am a baby.
02:26I am a baby.
Comments