Dive into the latest drama with the glamorous cast of The Real Housewives of Miami. This episode continues to explore the intricate relationships, lavish lifestyles, and high-stakes conflicts among Miami's elite women. Expect confrontations, celebrations, and all the signature moments that make this reality series a fan favorite.
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:05How you feeling?
00:07Baby proving house.
00:08Hello.
00:09You realize we're old enough to be grandparents.
00:12We're going to get married in like a week?
00:14We're going to do the down and dirty version.
00:17I'm kind of used to being alone now.
00:18Sometimes it's better.
00:19I know everyone's calling me about all this stuff
00:21at the tabloids, and it's stressful for my kids.
00:23Of course.
00:25I just want to go to bed.
00:28What about you and Gertie?
00:29I had this cold text message from her.
00:31She wasn't on the Zoom.
00:32Gertie was trying to get in as well on the call,
00:34but she couldn't get in.
00:36She's not my safe space anymore.
00:38I need to feel good about myself.
00:40I don't feel sexy, honey. You're going to suffer.
00:43That's not a nice thing to do at somebody's birthday.
00:46Be friends with Marcus.
00:47You chose him. That's cool. Be friends with him.
00:49Again, I've been dealing for the last three weeks
00:51with my dad in the ICU.
00:53Why are you here?
00:54That is rude.
00:59I'm so nervous.
01:02Butterfly nervous.
01:03Oh, that's cute.
01:04I'm really excited about getting married.
01:06I'm going to cry.
01:07I'm, like, in heaven right now.
01:09He's like an angel.
01:12Here's my beautiful and lovely wife.
01:15Aww.
01:16I don't want anything to hex our wedding day.
01:20This has to be perfect.
01:22Do you want to do this with a group or you want to have...
01:24Hey!
01:25You're not going to introduce things, okay?
01:26You're screaming.
01:27You're like a hyena.
01:28You never asked!
01:29You came nuts!
01:30You used me!
01:31Good lord, I don't...
01:32I am a hyena, and you are.
01:33So go sit down.
01:34Go sit down, hyena.
01:35Go sit down.
01:36Can we sit?
01:37My new words.
01:38Stop!
01:39Ladies!
01:40This is the worst wedding party ever.
01:42God!
01:43Do you realize that, like, you want Philip Klein's fashion show in Milan?
01:55Like, holy .
01:57This is huge.
01:58You really have to take advantage of your opportunity, and, like...
02:01I'm excited for the journey.
02:02The journey's a reward.
02:04That was really good, actually.
02:06I need to post that on Instagram.
02:08Everybody loved you.
02:10They were saying, oh, he's so nice, he's so handsome.
02:12They're all dying.
02:13They were talking about who?
02:14You.
02:15You.
02:16You.
02:17You.
02:18Okay, I'm going topless now, then.
02:20Okay.
02:33Are you making my scrambled eggs?
02:35No, I'm making banana bread for the boys.
02:38Martina is cooking.
02:39I can't talk while I'm doing this.
02:41Oh, seriously.
02:42Can't you multitask?
02:43I need to double everything.
02:44Baking soda is...
02:46When are you going to memorize the recipe?
02:49Stop talking to me!
02:50Is one teaspoon, two tablespoons, or anything the other way?
03:00You remember this place?
03:01Yeah.
03:02Going this way.
03:03Oh.
03:04Oh.
03:05Welcome to Sea Spice.
03:06Oh, thank you.
03:07I'm here to see Miriam.
03:08Of course.
03:09I think she's waiting for you.
03:11Alexia.
03:12You look lovely, my darling.
03:13Oh, you too.
03:14Hi, Frankie.
03:15How are you, sweetheart?
03:16Good.
03:17How's everything?
03:18Mira que lindo.
03:19I love what you did here.
03:21And I'm so happy that we're going to do this for Marisol here.
03:23I am too.
03:24I'm going to have a surprise celebration for Marisol and Steve because they're finally getting officially legally married.
03:31I wanted to invite you to dinner.
03:32You and Steve and the boys.
03:33Oh.
03:34Oh, that would be nice.
03:35Well, make sure you wear something cute.
03:37I feel like Marisol's not going to like the surprise.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40So many good memories in this bar.
03:42I know this is where I met Todd.
03:45I think I picked Sea Spice because I'm a masochist and I like to torture myself.
03:50Holding on to those memories with Todd.
03:52Cheers, Frankie.
03:53Cheers.
03:54To love and happiness.
03:55And happiness.
03:56But I've also had a lot of fun and naughty nights with Marisol at Sea Spice, by the way.
04:00You want to take me around?
04:02Let's do it.
04:03I feel like I'm on a yacht.
04:04This is so cool.
04:05I always tell everybody my yacht's bigger than your yacht.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09And then you have the beautiful downtown skyline.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:12This is so perfect for Marisol.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15Gorgeous.
04:16Everything is set up for cocktails, hors d'oeuvres.
04:19The lighting coordinates with the DJ.
04:22I'm so excited.
04:23I've never been in any of her weddings.
04:24Like, I need to celebrate with her, whether it's her first marriage or her last marriage.
04:29We got hit!
04:30I've never been there.
04:31Neither has anybody else in her family, by the way.
04:33So how is everything?
04:35How's Todd?
04:36And how's that going?
04:37Mm.
04:38Hey.
04:39It's hard.
04:40It is hard.
04:41Aw.
04:42Don't cry, Mommy.
04:43Please.
04:44But it is.
04:45It's been really hard.
04:46I got home.
04:47Everything was missing.
04:48He had moved him and his daughter out.
04:50He even took the shampoo from the bathtub.
04:52The one who's missing out is not you.
04:55It's him.
04:56Yeah, yeah.
04:57Todd, don't mind me.
04:59Yeah, you know, it's hard.
05:00No, right?
05:01No, it's hard.
05:02Thank God I have, like, Frankie, because he's, like, my angel.
05:09Frankie knows what's going on.
05:10You know, just because he can't express himself the way a lot of us can express ourselves, his
05:16comprehension is there.
05:17He understands, he understands, and he's very intuitive.
05:20So Larsa knows about it.
05:21Gertie knows about it.
05:22Julia knows about it.
05:23Kiki knows about it.
05:24They all know about it, except Lisa.
05:25But, you know, Lisa doesn't answer her phone.
05:28Okay?
05:29Because all the girls are after her, like, always telling her, but Lisa, we call you, and you
05:33don't answer.
05:34Right.
05:35Oops.
05:36Hey.
05:37I'm calling you because I wanted to invite you to Meryl Sloan Steve's wedding celebration
05:40that I'm doing for her.
05:41It's a surprise.
05:42I'm in Canada right now.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45Don't tell me your father passed away.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49No, Lisa.
05:50I'm so sorry.
05:51He wasn't conscious, so I didn't get to have a moment with him.
05:54I'm so sorry, my friend.
05:57I'm really sorry.
05:58And, you know, you just have to envision him in heaven, looking over you.
06:03I wish I let him in sooner, you know?
06:05It's okay, and I'm sure he loved you unconditionally.
06:09At least you did spend time with him, and he will be your angel watching over you.
06:14I love you, and I wish I could give you a big hug.
06:17I'll see you soon.
06:18Okay.
06:19I love you.
06:20Thanks for calling.
06:21Love you.
06:22Okay.
06:23I wish I could...
06:24No, my love.
06:25You focus on you now and your family, and if you need anything here, let me know.
06:28Okay.
06:29Okay.
06:30Love you.
06:31Bye.
06:32Love you.
06:33Oh, I'm so sorry.
06:34I can see you.
06:35Bye.
06:36Love you.
06:37Bye.
06:38Bye.
06:39Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
06:43I'm pretty nervous today.
06:44That's like for real.
06:45Hello, the verdad, the verdad.
06:46It is.
06:47And these are trying to stay for reals.
06:50For reals in the state of Miami Dade County.
06:53Me and Booby are making it official!
06:57When Steve and I met all the stars alive.
07:00I had a couple of friends that lived here.
07:01So we were all hanging out at the pool.
07:03Some guy comes to look at the house.
07:05Some guy.
07:06So I guess I left my swimsuit in the pool house.
07:10And then my friend calls me and says,
07:11hey, you know, the new owner found your swimsuit.
07:14And then I text him so I could pick up the swimsuit.
07:16He's like, come soon.
07:17Why, you come Friday?
07:18Come Friday night.
07:20And then I didn't leave for three days.
07:22Sneakers or loafers?
07:24No, I like those sneakers.
07:26Perfect for the motorcycle.
07:27Okay, your poppy's all dressed in here.
07:28Yeah, poppy wore his pink bow tie today.
07:31Are you nervous?
07:32Yeah, a little bit.
07:33Me too.
07:33I'm really nervous too.
07:35It's so weird, right?
07:37Yeah.
07:37We're nervous because there's a lot of money on the line
07:40between the two of us.
07:43Oh my God, Lisa's father passed away.
07:45That's horrible.
07:46What happened?
07:47I don't know what happened.
07:48I just heard that he had been in ICU.
07:51That's horrible.
07:52It's just so weird that I'm sitting here getting married
07:55and Lisa's going to bury her father.
07:57Life is quite the cycle, huh?
08:00Poor thing.
08:03All right, motorcycles ready.
08:05Oh my God.
08:07Wow, look at you.
08:08What do you think, boobie?
08:09Like it?
08:12I'm going to cry.
08:14Don't cry.
08:15Oh, no.
08:15Too pretty.
08:16Life is short, and we're on that other side
08:20of how much shorter it's going to be.
08:22I got mommy's bracelet for good luck.
08:24Beautiful.
08:26It's from the 30s.
08:27She brought it from Cuba.
08:28Had to have a little bit of my mom with me today.
08:30She's with us.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah, I wish they could ruin my mom with my mom and dad.
08:36I'm like very sentimental about it today.
08:39I know.
08:41You know, my parents got really sick, really old,
08:45and when they couldn't speak for themselves
08:47or take care of themselves.
08:49You know, they had me and my brothers,
08:52but I don't have any children.
08:54So Steve and I decided that we need to, you know,
08:59be able to access each other's funds,
09:02take care of each other, protect each other,
09:05make decisions for each other.
09:08We know we're going to be together forever,
09:10so it's just something we need to do
09:12that's legal in the state of Florida.
09:16Just don't go too fast, because I'm like a first-timer
09:20with this situation.
09:22If my mother could see me, she'd kill me.
09:24I don't like these.
09:26Oh, sh**.
09:27My mother would be like,
09:28you don't get on that motorcycle.
09:31You will die.
09:32Ready?
09:33Oh, sh**.
09:36I've ridden Steve's hog many times,
09:38just not the orange one.
09:40Yeah, I'm positive I want you to pull in.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:59Holy sh**.
10:01All right, let me get off.
10:02I'll burn my thighs.
10:04Yeah, please.
10:04See how limber I am?
10:06Uh-huh.
10:06That's why you want to marry me.
10:08Ready?
10:09Third time's a charm.
10:10Turn around.
10:11Toys will win.
10:11Here.
10:12There you go.
10:13All right.
10:14Ready?
10:15Yeah.
10:15You know windblown?
10:16Yeah.
10:16He's just...
10:18He's a little in my makeup.
10:21I don't need my makeup.
10:24He's the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
10:28Oh, baby.
10:30I believe we did it.
10:31I never met anybody so kind and selfless in my life.
10:35Mmm, may I be happy?
10:39I love you.
10:40Love you, too.
10:41And I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
10:45Can't get rid of him now.
10:49Woo!
10:53And by the way, I can get his money now.
10:55Welcome to Lovely CafΓ©.
11:16I would like one de cappuccino.
11:18What kind of meal do you like?
11:20Skin milk.
11:21Oat milk?
11:22No.
11:22Regular skin milk.
11:24Like skin milk.
11:25Regular milk.
11:26We are a vegan restaurant.
11:27Oh, you're vegan.
11:29I'm like 80% vegetarian.
11:31I love fruits and vegetables,
11:32but everybody knows I love a good French sausage.
11:39I can't stop liking French blood sausage.
11:42Dara Gaya, you're here.
11:44Oh, look at you.
11:46It's like...
11:46Are you texting your boyfriend?
11:48No, no.
11:49It's actually about my car insurance.
11:51Oh, okay.
11:52How are you?
11:53I'm good.
11:54Good to see you.
11:57Finally.
11:58Finally.
11:58It's been a long summer.
12:00You didn't call me.
12:01You can be comfortable and call me too.
12:03Of course I can.
12:04But then, you know, I was like, why is she calling me?
12:07I miss my friends.
12:09Like, everybody's calling me.
12:10How's the boys?
12:11What happened?
12:12Congrats.
12:12I was a bit surprised that he didn't tell me before.
12:15Everybody else tell me the truth.
12:18We finally did it.
12:19We finally expanded.
12:20I was definitely...
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I love it.
12:23Alexia already saw the boys.
12:26Maybe I was a little resentful.
12:27Julia is my best friend.
12:30You, Adriana De Mura, promise me that you will be my best friend forever.
12:35Nobody ever will come between us.
12:38I felt a little disappointed.
12:43Since I had been with her through the process of adoption, it would have felt better if she had told me privately before, but she didn't.
12:52You know, I probably should have told you before.
12:55Yeah.
12:55It would have been nice.
12:56I feel the distance right now, and I feel like it's because she decided to get closer and closer to Alexia and Marisol.
13:03But the most important thing is she got the boys, and I'm happy for her.
13:07I have something to ask you.
13:09Can I hold a boy baby shower for you?
13:12For the boys.
13:13Boy baby shower?
13:14Yeah.
13:15I want to post one for you.
13:16So sweet.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yes, please.
13:19Yes.
13:20So I'll make up to you.
13:21I'll give you a nice baby shower for the boys.
13:29Who's ready to stretch?
13:34I'm with the troublemaker over here.
13:36So we are gathered here today.
13:38So we are.
13:40Ow.
13:40To stretch.
13:43And that's what we're going to do now on the table.
13:45I'm going to stretch you guys.
13:46Everyone thinks that having cancer is the hard part, but the life after cancer is hard too,
13:51because I'm still struggling to find out, like, who is this new girl that I'm looking at every day in the mirror.
13:56I think we need to plan for our next procedure.
13:59Do we keep doing this over and over and over?
14:01We're also advised to take a step back after having my last surgery, and I'm just trying to do anything and everything to help me feel sexy again.
14:09Is that good?
14:10You tell me where.
14:10You're going.
14:11Before I make this decision to see if I'm going to go under the knife or not.
14:14So let's stretch.
14:16Look at you.
14:17I haven't forgot my ways.
14:19Okay.
14:20I see how you got two beautiful boys.
14:22Gertie has been struggling with insecurities, you know, with her body post-cancer.
14:29And excel.
14:29Oh, wow.
14:31I think Gertie's more flexible than me.
14:33Stretching also helps you in the bedroom, so hopefully she's more open to Russell, intimately.
14:39Let's do this.
14:41Let's do it.
14:42Too much?
14:44It feels good?
14:45Oh, at the post or goodbye?
14:48No, the muscle is so tight here.
14:50Is it?
14:52Yeah, even my butthole is stretching.
14:55There's no stretching here for that.
14:57Oh, really?
14:57Oh, my God.
15:00I used to be able to have my legs all the way behind my neck.
15:04You okay?
15:05Holy s***.
15:07I'm literally shaking.
15:09That's a good stretch.
15:11Oh, you're getting a bonus stretch right there, bro.
15:12Hold on.
15:13This is...
15:13I need a husband.
15:14I need a husband.
15:16Husband.
15:18Right.
15:19That close.
15:20Keeping your husband.
15:21Yeah!
15:23Is that vibrator doing his job?
15:25Is the vibrator broken?
15:26Oh, my God.
15:28You brought a dildo.
15:30You do me.
15:32I do you.
15:33This feels like a porno.
15:37But anyway, what's been going on?
15:38No, we need to catch up.
15:39Yeah, yeah.
15:39Tell me.
15:40Where are you with the ladies?
15:41I know the summer when everyone was traveling.
15:44I had two surgeries.
15:45I was low-key.
15:46But like...
15:47And by the way, Alexa checked in on me so much.
15:50Like, so much.
15:51Well, Alexa decided to put like a girls' night dinner together a couple of days ago.
15:56Uh, okay.
15:57Is Gertie and Adriana coming?
16:00Well, I see two seed.
16:01I don't know.
16:03What's your drink?
16:05One of the problems some of these ladies are having with you is that Gertie come across
16:10as like she's too much.
16:12She's very...
16:13Okay.
16:13Extra, she's very this, she's very that, she's this, she's that.
16:17Hmm.
16:18Tell me what they've been up to.
16:20Well, I met actually with, uh, Gertie and Lisa.
16:24Gertie was saying how things aren't good between you and her.
16:28I've been feeling weird vibes coming from Julia.
16:32She says that she doesn't understand what she has done to you.
16:36She makes it about herself.
16:38That's her aim.
16:39And you know what?
16:39I have no time for that.
16:40Julia said she had a problem with you because you did something.
16:44When you guys were on that cruise, you kind of like were there to get attention.
16:48Apparently, my really good friend Julia has been talking about me behind my back.
16:53What was it that did for you on the cruise?
16:56A few months back, Martina and I were invited to this fabulous cruise.
17:00Unfortunately, that morning of the departure, Martina got a little health scare.
17:05So she chose to stay home and I called Gertie.
17:09I get a call from Julia who says, oh my God, I need your help.
17:14Can you go with me, please?
17:16She said, would you like me to come with you?
17:18She asked me to because she was distraught and needed emotional support.
17:22I went on the cruise to support a friend.
17:24It's the basics of it all.
17:25The entire trip made it all about herself.
17:31Connections she would make there, pictures she would take there.
17:34And never once asked me, Julia, how are you doing and how is Martina doing?
17:40Never once.
17:42There were a lot of things throughout this boat cruise and I gave Gertie many chances.
17:47And then I've seen with my own eyes how she acted with others.
17:52I just feel uncomfortable in her company.
17:55I don't know what's her deal, but trust you be me, whatever she's saying out there, it
18:00ain't what it ain't.
18:01It was a cruise.
18:02We stay in this beautiful suite and she get all Martina's massages and all the lunches
18:06and all the dinner.
18:07Except this one dinner where Martina was supposed to go.
18:09And because she didn't go, the person removed her from the guest list.
18:15Gertie threw such a fit at me.
18:17She reprimanded me that she was supposed to be my plus one.
18:20She was supposed to take Martina's space.
18:23But it's kind of weird that I'm here on the cruise for you, but then you just switch it
18:26up on me and tell me to hold back, go eat at that restaurant over there, which by the
18:30way, did not even have my reservation.
18:32I felt like a seat filler.
18:34So it made me feel less than.
18:35And now she has the nerve to act like I betrayed her.
18:38Julia's trying to like ruin my, like, like talk about me to the group so that they don't
18:42like me or it'd be more on her side.
18:44This is bizarre.
18:46It's bizarre.
18:47You may need to turn it down.
18:48I'm your friend.
18:49You gotta listen to me.
18:50I am, I listen, I listen to you.
18:51Maybe turn it down a little bit because they really feel like you're just being extra.
18:56Maybe they need to go deeper and understand that this is part of your personality.
19:02There's nothing wrong with my personality.
19:05She's not letting me finish my talk.
19:07She's not listening.
19:08Gertie is doing to me exactly what I'm telling her that the girls don't like about her.
19:14We're going to work through the weeds and pull them out because I ain't got time for hypocrisy.
19:18No, not doing that.
19:19I think I should say something at the funeral.
19:37My brother is saying, I don't think it should be all on him.
19:42I'm just so nervous.
19:43I don't know what to say.
19:43Like, I've never, you know, spoken at a funeral before.
19:46I guess, but just keep in mind, like when you look back on this, you'll be way happier if you said something.
19:56I didn't have this perfect childhood.
19:58I think he tried his best, but I just didn't take it like that.
20:04And look, he was an alcoholic.
20:08You know, that's how I remember a lot of interactions with my dad and seeing that as a little girl.
20:13That was hard.
20:14And I just stepped away, and I didn't really want to have anything to do with him.
20:20I had no idea that he, like, loved me so much, you know?
20:26Oh, look at these.
20:29Daddy's girl.
20:30I feel like I look a lot like him.
20:32This is so sweet.
20:34He kept her little gloves.
20:36I never thought he was the type to keep something like this.
20:38The last year we tried, like, and there just wasn't enough time.
20:44And it was too late.
20:46We all make mistakes.
20:48The fact that he tried, and I didn't let him in in time, is really heartbreaking.
20:55Because when I was ready, it was too late.
21:03I missed, like, so many opportunities to have him know my kids.
21:07Like, he was just so happy that my aunt Del said that was one of the highlights of his life.
21:14And you can literally say that.
21:18Oh, thank you for being here for me.
21:20Your blood will always be there for you, no matter what.
21:23Not even your husband or your boyfriend or anyone like that.
21:26Like, they can come and go, too.
21:27It doesn't matter if you have a kiss together, clearly.
21:30But your parents will always be your parents.
21:32And I would like to tell him I forgive him.
21:34And I would like to tell him that I understand and I'm a parent now.
21:38You need to forgive.
21:39You need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents.
21:43Don't hold grudges.
21:45Life is short.
21:45I just wish I had more time with my dad.
21:54Ice cream.
21:56Hi.
21:57Wait to check out this place.
21:59Welcome.
22:00Welcome.
22:01Come on in.
22:02My name is Java Chip.
22:04Go ahead and come up with your own ice cream name.
22:08What are we going to be?
22:09Diligean.
22:10We're going to name her Diligean because that's someone in Haiti.
22:14Okay.
22:14They're very like, do this, do that.
22:16Diligean because she likes to, she likes to dictate.
22:19All right.
22:20I brought my mom here from Haiti.
22:23And in the Haitian culture, it's very important to support your parents.
22:26So I make sure that she stay with me.
22:28Everything is paid for.
22:29I'm the nutcracker.
22:31The nutcracker.
22:33Go ahead, nutcracker.
22:34My mom doesn't understand.
22:35So it's perfect.
22:36You know, I'm just grateful she helped with the children so I can bring the ching ching back home.
22:43All right.
22:44Let's go.
22:45Chocolate.
22:48Hi, guys.
22:49These are bananas lit.
22:51Chocolate.
22:52Well, you can try new things.
22:54Wow.
22:55There must be monkeys somewhere.
22:57This is way too many bananas, right?
22:59Yeah.
23:00Which bananas do you like?
23:01Chocolate.
23:03Whoa, look.
23:04It's an elk wing.
23:05Yeah.
23:06First class.
23:07For me?
23:09No.
23:10She doesn't want this one.
23:11Sorry.
23:12This is like chocolate all day.
23:13Chocolate, chocolate.
23:14It's ice cream.
23:16This is for you.
23:17Whoa.
23:17Here you go.
23:18This is not for me.
23:19You want some?
23:20It's not for you?
23:20Which one are you looking for?
23:22A chocolate.
23:23We're going to have chocolate soon, Tati.
23:25Can we order ice cream while we're sitting?
23:27I want a cup or a cup.
23:29Come tell her what you like.
23:30I want chocolate.
23:32What do you say, Summer?
23:35Okay?
23:37Yeah.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:40Anyway.
23:41So what about Papam?
23:42Yeah.
23:43I understand.
23:44You did everything you could to make sure that my baby Papam was okay.
23:48And he's coming from Haiti.
23:50So I'm making a plan to see if I can pick him up from the airport.
23:54He treated you like crap, by the way.
23:59I don't know if I can pick him up from the airport.
24:00I don't know, Mama.
24:14After 10 years of not speaking to my dad, he started reaching out to me.
24:27I've been on my own since I was 15, get kicked out on the street with a black belt in the rain.
24:34Haitian parents, they believe that once you start taking photos with something a little
24:39bit skanky, bikinis, now you're a porn star, you know?
24:42A few years later, went back with my stepmother.
24:45Bottom line, she called him, told him, hey, I don't want her here anymore.
24:49I'm going to kick her out.
24:50And he didn't even say anything.
24:51He just said, kick her out.
24:52I'm trying here, you know, to forgive him and move past it, but it's still hard now.
24:57Yeah, papasi, papapoli, yeah.
24:59So my dad also want him to be involved in Shomar's life.
25:03He doesn't know anything about Shomar.
25:05He knows a little bit about this one because I started to reconnect with him.
25:09Summer barely knows my dad.
25:11And I think, beside all the differences I have with my dad, I feel like it's important for
25:16my kids to know him, especially seeing Lisa, who didn't have much of a relationship with
25:21her dad and her dad recently passed away, getting back together, that's all that matters.
25:29The sugar is working.
25:31Oh my God.
25:34You want to go with mommy?
25:43Mommy's teeth is coming out.
25:47Coming up?
25:48You've been talking behind my back all summer.
25:50You're talking behind me about the group.
25:54I'm a hyena and I'm proud to be.
25:56I'm just calling you out.
25:58What are you going to do, touch me?
26:11Hi, beautiful.
26:13Oh my goodness, look at you.
26:14Oh, Kelina, you too.
26:15You look beautiful.
26:17Oh my goodness.
26:18What do you think?
26:19Love it.
26:20Couldn't be more perfect.
26:21Hi.
26:22Hey, this is Marathon's brother.
26:23Oh, hi.
26:24How are you?
26:25Nice to meet you.
26:26And his son Hunter.
26:27Hi.
26:28I like your earrings.
26:29Really pretty.
26:31This is a gift from Todd.
26:32You know, he does have good taste.
26:33A lot of blame.
26:33Yeah.
26:36Yeah, I love these.
26:41Hi, babe.
26:41How are you?
26:42Good to meet you.
26:43Good.
26:44Hi, guys.
26:44This is Narsal.
26:45This is Lana Hunter and Tom.
26:48This is Marisol's family.
26:50Oh my God.
26:51Why didn't Marisol get the height?
26:53She needed the height.
26:54They're like the tall people.
26:56I feel like I haven't seen you.
26:57I know.
26:58Mm, how was your trip?
26:59So good.
27:01What's going on with you and Todd?
27:03Things better, worse?
27:05I mean, last week, I had like a breakdown.
27:07You guys have to help me.
27:09You're not doing it.
27:11I can't go back to this guy.
27:13I'm a monster.
27:16You know, I'm like in an emotional limbo.
27:18And then, you know, that 30 day notice.
27:20That's so crazy.
27:21You have to make a decision, no?
27:23Does it mean you have to make a decision?
27:24I mean, he kind of does.
27:26You know, like the ball's really more like on his court.
27:28Is Alexia losing her memory?
27:31Todd is not that great.
27:33And I don't think I could be waiting for my husband
27:36to tell me if we're staying together or breaking up.
27:38To me, that's a deal breaker in itself.
27:41You've let this guy control your heart like this.
27:43It's dangerous.
27:46I got so many stairs.
27:48Should have worn tennis shoes.
27:50Where's this party?
27:51How come I don't hear any noise?
27:52Hi.
27:53Hey, hey, babe.
27:54Oh, I'm so happy you wore white.
27:55Kiki wore white?
27:56Of course.
27:57I don't want to piss off Marisol.
28:00Wait, is everybody wearing white?
28:01I'm just wearing white.
28:03I'm just rude to wear white.
28:05Do I get a kiss?
28:06Hi, baby.
28:07Hi, baby.
28:08Guys, my heels hurt.
28:10We should go sit down.
28:11Gosh, my dress is kind of tight.
28:12I love the Jessica rabbit vibe.
28:14Do we have anybody else coming besides Marisol?
28:17Gertie.
28:18Oh.
28:19Speaking of Gertie, she feels like Julia is burnwashing you guys.
28:23Oh!
28:24Is she that threatening of me?
28:26I'm here to party, honey.
28:28All right.
28:29Hi, guys.
28:30Hi.
28:31You look gorgeous.
28:32Hey, boo.
28:33I want to.
28:34What?
28:35Hi.
28:36I know that.
28:37Get up.
28:38You look just like a friend I used to know.
28:39How are you?
28:40Oh.
28:41So do you.
28:42Oh, honey.
28:43Julia, she's been playing Betty Boop.
28:46Oh, guys.
28:47Oh, kiss, kiss.
28:48Oh, do, do, do, do.
28:49And I am watching, and I am ready.
28:51What are you drinking?
28:52White wine?
28:53Yes.
28:54Get a drink.
28:55Come sit.
28:56Let me make something like a cucumber, vodka, and no tipping jar.
29:00Thank God.
29:01Thank God.
29:08It's a family dinner.
29:10Starving.
29:11I feel like I look expensive.
29:13You are.
29:14Tell mommy she looks pretty.
29:16You need a parrot.
29:18People wake up with a lot of different things.
29:21We're dudes.
29:22My clothes are on the floor.
29:24I woke up with a stye.
29:25I'm looking at you.
29:26It's hard.
29:27More blurry.
29:28Perfect.
29:33Can we just keep that whole platter next to us?
29:35Well, Marisol is going to get here.
29:36There's no more food.
29:37How are you?
29:38How are you?
29:39Good.
29:40Is Marisol almost here?
29:41I think so.
29:42Boy, it's hard to see with the patch.
29:46You know what, guys?
29:47Marisol and Steve are here.
29:48Do we have to hide tonight?
29:49Hide?
29:50I don't know.
29:51I see a lot of people.
29:52Yay!
29:58So nice.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:00Oh, my God.
30:01Congrats.
30:03Congrats.
30:04Did you know?
30:05I did not at all.
30:06Wait, she had one eye.
30:07She's a pirate.
30:08She looks like a pirate.
30:09What happened to your eyes, Marisol?
30:11What did Steve do to you last night?
30:15Is it Halloween already?
30:16I didn't realize it was a costume party.
30:19I'm a star.
30:20Hi.
30:22I thought I was just going to dinner.
30:23I look like a schlub.
30:24Hi.
30:25Everybody was so quiet today.
30:27Alexia nailed the guest list.
30:29Hi.
30:30And I'm really happy about the fact that she forgot somebody's phone number.
30:34Her name starts with an A.
30:37We can hug like this.
30:38Ooh, you're a boss.
30:39Ooh.
30:41By the way, are we going to call me mommy?
30:44We can do step mommy.
30:46Step mommy.
30:47I'm going to call her Ma.
30:49Ma?
30:50Ma.
30:51That sounds like a fat old hillbilly.
30:52How do you feel?
30:53How do you feel?
30:54To be married.
30:55When I woke up this morning, you know, Steve always wakes up and gives me kisses every morning.
30:59And this morning, he goes, I love you, wifey.
31:01And I was like, oh.
31:02Oh.
31:03Oh, I'm booming, my boomers.
31:06Welcome home.
31:07Yeah.
31:08Wifey.
31:10I like the pirate look, though.
31:12Does it feel like dad?
31:13I feel like I'm channeling dad.
31:15Well, you always said he sounded like a pirate, too.
31:17He did.
31:18He had the same growly voice like you.
31:19My cousins always tell me, you're married your father.
31:22He looks like him.
31:23He sounds like him.
31:24I don't think Steve looks like dad, do you?
31:26Not nearly as mean as dad was, that's for sure.
31:28Marisol!
31:29I gotta go.
31:30Everyone eat up.
31:31Do your thing.
31:32Do your thing.
31:33This should be your new look, honey.
31:34I have an all-new respect for people who have lost an eye.
31:37It's very constricting.
31:39I want to hear about Milan.
31:41Yeah.
31:42Oh, my God, duh.
31:43So we get there.
31:44We were having a conversation about my ex, and I said, I don't want blogs to say that my friend is hanging out with my ex and he's publicly bashing me.
31:51That doesn't make me feel good.
31:52You're trying to move on from this relationship.
31:54Exactly.
31:55And it doesn't help when your friends...
31:57Out of my life.
31:58Keep it there.
31:59Like, no offense, but, like, Lisa's my friend.
32:02So if you guys break up, I'll never speak to you again.
32:05My loyalty is to Lisa.
32:06So apparently that really bothered me.
32:09Fast forward, Lisa and I, we started to get along.
32:12She's like, you know, you're right.
32:13I'm gonna unfollow your ex.
32:15I'm gonna do everything right.
32:16I'm sorry.
32:17Oh, that's good.
32:18That's good.
32:19We made progress.
32:20Good.
32:21But the last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.
32:24He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
32:26Why?
32:27Why?
32:28Why?
32:29I'm gonna show you a photo.
32:30Oh, you're getting medical with the eyeballs.
32:33Some people suffer from that disease that their eyeballs come out.
32:36Okay.
32:37The thyroid.
32:38The thyroid.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:40Ooh.
32:41Why was he?
32:44I wish I didn't see that.
32:45I wish I didn't see that.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:54He gets so crazy.
32:56He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
32:59What?
33:00How big were his eyeballs?
33:01I'm gonna show you a photo.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03Zoom.
33:04Zoom.
33:05I've seen Jodi's eyes looking crazy before, but this was a special crazy life.
33:10Why was he?
33:12Oh, my God.
33:13Jodi's eyes look big, but, you know, I've never even noticed what his eyes look on the rag.
33:19Girl, those are Jodi's eyes.
33:21That's his look.
33:22He looks completely normal.
33:24That could have been a flash issue.
33:25Sometimes, like, the flash in the camera blinds your eye, and you're like,
33:29I took Lisa's side, and I said, look, I love you, and I want to make amends with you.
33:34I was like, he's using you.
33:35He's not good for you.
33:36And she's like, I love him.
33:37I love him.
33:38And I was like, he's controlling.
33:39Honestly, I'm concerned about her because I think he wants her money.
33:46Her dad's money.
33:47She will never get on a call these days, a business call, without him on the phone.
33:51Yeah, do you remember that deal?
33:52Like, what's happened lately?
33:54Did you keep me copied of it?
33:55Yeah, you're always copying of it.
33:57Remember I told you, hold.
33:59And you said, no, I want to send this.
34:01Um.
34:02And then what you sent?
34:04What's strange?
34:05Had some mirrors.
34:06Keep everything straight.
34:08Don't let anything drop.
34:10Yeah.
34:12So he's like, he's playing manager.
34:14That's scary.
34:15He's a gold dealer.
34:16How did you and Lisa end it?
34:18What happened?
34:19Did you fly on the same flight?
34:20Did you say goodbye?
34:21No.
34:22I left.
34:23Oh, OK.
34:24OK.
34:25Did you invite her tonight?
34:26Lisa's falling across her waist.
34:27So Lisa's in Canada.
34:28Yeah, yeah.
34:29Wait, can we switch sides?
34:30Because I can't see Larsa out of my eyes.
34:32I don't like the Larsa pick this time to talk about Lisa and Jodi.
34:36Julia!
34:37While Lisa is grieving her father's death.
34:40So I was texting with Lisa earlier.
34:43And she said to me, you know, it's complicated with family.
34:47When someone dies, everyone has certain feelings.
34:50Do you know how close she was to her dad?
34:52I don't know.
34:53They just made up.
34:54They just made up.
34:55They just made up.
34:56And the kids went.
34:57It was nice.
34:58So she holds a lot of guilt.
34:59So you know, she's going through a lot.
35:01Marisol, congratulations.
35:02Marisol, congratulations on your wedding!
35:05That's how we celebrate, Marisol.
35:07We love you, Marisol!
35:08We love you, Marisol!
35:09We love you, Marisol!
35:10We love you, Marisol!
35:11Oh my God, give me!
35:12Give me!
35:13Oh my God!
35:14We love you, Marisol!
35:15Congratulations on nothing!
35:19It was just like we needed to celebrate.
35:21That came out of nowhere.
35:22I was like, whoa!
35:28Am I crazy?
35:29Because they call me too much, yet Julia is the most extra of us all.
35:34Hello.
35:35Can I please have tequila blanca?
35:37Oh my God.
35:38Julia!
35:39She's got a problem with me.
35:40My friend!
35:41Oh my God, I'm in the middle of you.
35:43Kiss!
35:44Kiss!
35:45Oh my God, I'm like watching you kiss.
35:46I don't understand.
35:47I want to talk to her.
35:48I think that's the best thing.
35:50Julia!
35:51I was like in the middle of them kissing.
35:55Julia, I think you two really should talk.
35:57We can definitely talk.
35:58I don't know about that.
35:59You want to do this with a group or you want to have...
36:01Hey, you're not going to be producing, okay?
36:03You're not modifying anything and you're not...
36:05How many of those are you having?
36:06I am not.
36:07We're not talking then.
36:08You're screaming.
36:09You're like a hyena.
36:10Okay, I'm screaming.
36:11I'm a hyena.
36:12This is not the farm.
36:13Oh, I have a farm.
36:14Okay, come on.
36:15You've been talking behind my back all summer.
36:16Talk and make up and look at her.
36:18Ladies!
36:19You're an animal.
36:20This is not the animal farm.
36:21You're disgusting.
36:22What the hell?
36:23My mother would be mortified.
36:25Tell them, act like ladies.
36:27I'm so sorry.
36:28Look at this.
36:29What happened?
36:30I'm sorry.
36:31You were in my sweep, in my jacuzzi, okay?
36:32Talking badly about Alexia.
36:33Talking badly about the group.
36:34She's an animal.
36:35What is happening?
36:36Ew.
36:37I am a hyena and I'm proud to be...
36:38So go sit down.
36:39Go sit down, hyena.
36:40Go sit down, okay?
36:41What are you going to do?
36:42Touch me?
36:43Never in my life.
36:44Good.
36:45Go sit down and be a human.
36:46Good lord.
36:47I don't...
36:48Jesus Christ.
36:49Cocktail, please.
36:50Go sit down.
36:51Don't speak on me.
36:52Don't speak on me.
36:53Don't speak on me.
36:54You're disgusting.
36:55I'm going to shoot her.
36:56You're disgusting.
36:57All right.
36:58All right.
36:59Listen, can you just please just sit down?
37:01Just stop.
37:02Can we sit down?
37:03Can you sit for me?
37:04That don't even know what's going on.
37:05And just tell us how this all started.
37:07And do me a favor.
37:08Do me a favor.
37:09Do me a favor.
37:10She spent all summer talking to everybody else but me.
37:14It's just ridiculous.
37:15Wait, wait.
37:16I want to talk to you.
37:17You're so self-centered.
37:18I took you on the boat because you wanted to go.
37:20Just let the go.
37:21You're the one who freaking called me.
37:22What happened?
37:23I'm a foe.
37:24I'm a foe.
37:25Sit your ass down.
37:26Girl, bye.
37:27Oh, somebody else like that.
37:28Sit your ass down.
37:29Sit your ass down.
37:30Sit your ass down.
37:31Sit your ass down.
37:32The performance is over.
37:33This is not an opera show.
37:34Stop.
37:35We were all invited actually in one cruise.
37:37There were three itineraries.
37:38I chose itinerary one.
37:40She couldn't make it.
37:41It was myself, Russell.
37:42We were on this cruise.
37:43Had the most amazing time.
37:44We get off the cruise.
37:45I get a phone call.
37:46Julia is hysterical.
37:48Gertie, oh my god.
37:49Martina cannot make it.
37:51Please, Gertie, come be with me.
37:53And I'm like, I just got home.
37:54I'm literally unpacking.
37:55I'm with Russell.
37:56What's wrong?
37:57She's literally hysterical.
37:58Good friend that I am.
38:00Julia, what's wrong with Martina?
38:02She does not want me to know.
38:04She says, I will tell you on the ship.
38:06Manipulate her.
38:08And I say, okay.
38:09I'm gonna go on the ship.
38:10I'm gonna go.
38:11Girl, this woman is scary.
38:12This woman is scary.
38:13I'm telling you.
38:14She is psychopath scary.
38:15I'm telling you.
38:16She is psychopath scary.
38:17Be quiet.
38:18I literally.
38:19Don't you tell this boy.
38:20Oh.
38:21I'm a liar.
38:22Martina had a chance in the situation.
38:23Oh my god.
38:24You're a liar.
38:25They're gonna kick us out.
38:26You are such a liar.
38:27You're crazy.
38:28She is scary.
38:29She pretty
38:40Wahey.
38:42Sheγ§γγ?
38:42You Ernie?
38:43I got the phone call.
38:44Julia is hysterical.
38:47Gertie.
38:48Gertie, oh my god.
38:51Martina cannot make it.
38:52Please Gertie come be with me.
38:54Gertie is scary.
38:55I'm telling you.
38:56Please.
38:57You are a liar.
38:58Martina had a bio.
38:59I told you this on the phone.
39:00You're a liar.
39:01You're doing everything for your social media.
39:04Liar.
39:04Social media?
39:05What did I say?
39:06Because you never asked.
39:07You came.
39:08You used me.
39:09You completely used me.
39:10I never asked you to go.
39:12She's crazy.
39:13You wasn't there.
39:14Julia, go.
39:15Oh my god.
39:16Guys, this is such a lie.
39:18This is theatrical.
39:19Who's the?
39:20I'm not doing anything.
39:21I will never.
39:22Alexia, excuse me.
39:24Don't pull me away because I'm not that person.
39:26All she wanted was to promote herself.
39:29She wanted to be invited to very special events
39:32because Captain Sandy was there.
39:34Oh, Captain Sandy, who we were just hanging out with
39:36the night before?
39:38No, something's wrong, I'm telling you.
39:39Yeah.
39:40Tell you, try to throw things at her.
39:41And I felt kind of like humiliated in the sense of like,
39:43why couldn't I go when I met the person who was hosting it?
39:46Never once she asked me, how is Martina feeling?
39:49To me, it's very clear.
39:50Gertie was there for Gertie.
39:52I'm going to continue this story.
39:54I just don't like this growing.
39:55I don't like this.
39:56Low class, lowest class, no class.
39:59Let's get back to the problem at hand.
40:01Martina is the issue.
40:02Martina has an issue.
40:03She gets on the boat and leaves Martina.
40:04That's the issue.
40:06And you're trying to like spin it all around.
40:08Don't you get involved in my family.
40:10Well, you made me involved when you invited me on the ship
40:12to be with you because of Martina.
40:14I never invited you.
40:14That makes sense.
40:15That makes sense.
40:16Just the same way that you got a facelift
40:17while Martina was in New York getting chemo.
40:20Don't deflect.
40:21Don't deflect.
40:22I'm not deflecting.
40:22You need to look at yourself and really realize
40:24what you're doing.
40:25All you got to do is say, Gertie,
40:26I have a problem with you.
40:27You waited almost a year.
40:30A year.
40:30And all of a sudden, a couple weeks ago.
40:32I did not wait.
40:33I just didn't want to have anything to do with you.
40:36Gertie.
40:37I'm not leaving.
40:37Monday.
40:38No?
40:38No?
40:39No?
40:39I'm not.
40:40I'm not.
40:41I'm not.
40:41I'm not.
40:42I'm not.
40:43Marisol, I love you.
40:44Thanks for coming.
40:45I appreciate it.
40:46If I get water thrown to my face,
40:48I will say my point and leave.
40:51I wouldn't just sit there and be like, bring it on.
40:54I came in dry.
40:55I leave all wet.
40:58Thank you very much.
40:59I'm leaving.
41:00Who knows what's next?
41:01I don't know if it's going to be a bottle of champagne.
41:03I don't know.
41:04Imagine.
41:05We're not going to fix this problem tonight.
41:07This is crazy.
41:08But I want to say something.
41:09We're here for Marisol.
41:10Oh, thanks.
41:11I feel like I'm the pawn of a sorority haze.
41:15So you know what?
41:17Kudos, Julia.
41:18You just made the Mean Girls sorority.
41:22Steve, Boo Bear, come.
41:24Oh.
41:25Everybody.
41:26This has been such a magical evening.
41:28What can I say?
41:30Memorable.
41:31It'll be memorable.
41:32Yes.
41:33How lucky am I?
41:35Take off my mouth and I'm going to cry again.
41:37No, don't.
41:38Don't.
41:38Don't.
41:39It's OK.
41:40How can a friend say those things to me?
41:44I feel embarrassed in front of Marisol for allowing Gertie
41:48to get the best of me.
41:50I just wanted her to stop.
41:51My whole family came.
41:52I didn't get to talk to anybody.
41:54And they had to deal with this for her.
41:55My life is so normal compared to all this crazy.
41:59Kiki left and she took it together for her.
42:01OK?
42:02What is the problem?
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami,
42:07you must really love me if you're flying with me
42:09to go get pebbles.
42:10When I met Stephanie, it was love at first sight.
42:13I grew up on a farm.
42:14I had to put my finger in the chicken's butt
42:16to see if there was eggs in there.
42:17Oh my god!
42:18This big woman standing over you is upsetting.
42:21This is like chewing her heart.
42:23Hey, hey, hey!
42:24Martina would never say that a baby shower is boring again.
42:28You were talking about Lisa.
42:29I put my dad in the ground.
42:31This is .
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