00:00I'm Beulah, and welcome to Beulah's Box.
00:03This week, my box is going to get an up-close and personal feel
00:07for something that's a big stick of dynamite.
00:13TNT. You never know when it's going to explode.
00:16And best of all, it's alive.
00:24Hello, everybody, and welcome to Monday Night Wall,
00:27where the big boys play with each other.
00:30I apologize for the balloons,
00:32but I had to fire the pyro technician guy because he couldn't show up.
00:36I did it over the phone, no less, but I had to fire him.
00:39Okay, right here where the big boys play with each other on my right,
00:43as of always, Bongo.
00:45Bongo, how you doing?
00:47Okay, now the brain couldn't be here tonight.
00:49Pan over here to where the brain's supposed to be.
00:51Brain couldn't be here, so I had my secretary leave a message
00:55on his answer machine, and when he calls me,
00:58I'm going to fire him on the phone just like I did Austin
01:01because that's the way I deal with people.
01:04I'm not a very brave man, and that's the bottom line.
01:07Okay, big show tonight.
01:09Like I said, if you're watching another channel, get over here.
01:13If you're thinking about watching another wrestling promotion,
01:15don't do it because this is the only one that's live.
01:18Okay, big main event tonight.
01:21Never before seen on TV.
01:22The most dangerous match in the world,
01:25and you're going to see it right here on Monday Night Quill.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30Yes, right here on Monday Night Quill.
01:32Bottle of Geritol on a pole match.
01:35First time ever in the world.
01:37You're going to see all the old codgers here in our organization,
01:40and they're going to be scrapping around and using their walkers,
01:44trying to keep the dentures in, and they're going for it
01:47because this is the hottest show on TV.
01:49Brother, this is the bottom line.
01:51We're number one.
01:52Did I repeat that I already fired the brain over the phone?
01:56Oh, yeah.
01:56This is where the big boys play with each other.
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59Did I tell you that we're number one?
02:01Okay.
02:02I'm going to get up.
02:03Okay.
02:03The cameraman's telling me we got to go to a break.
02:06I'm going to tell you right now.
02:07I don't know the names of any of the holds,
02:09but I'm going to sit here and fumble around and bumble around,
02:12and if I put you to sleep, if I don't put you to sleep,
02:15the matches probably will.
02:17So bear with us.
02:17This is Monday, Nyquil, and we're alive.
02:22Tell me, wake up.
02:23Hey, fire, fire, fire.
02:25Oh, I'm sorry if you went to sleep just like I did,
02:29and probably if it wasn't me, it was a match.
02:31I know it was boring just like everything we do here is boring,
02:34but next week we're going to be here live
02:36where the big boys play with each other.
02:40Oh, I can't wait.
02:47Oh, well, I got it.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:53Oh, God.
02:53That's me.
02:53Oh, she is kind of cool.
02:55Oh, absolutely.
02:57Oh, God.
02:59No way, I'm sorry.
03:00Absolutely.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:01Oh, I do.
03:06Oh, yeah.
03:07Oh, yeah.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:10Oh, yeah.
