Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider [English]-S1E1-1080P

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#tojimawants A middle-aged man's lifelong dream of becoming Kamen Rider seems lost until he gets involved in a "fake shocker" robbery that captures media attention.  #movies #flim #tojimawants

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00:00You

00:24I've always loved Kamen Rider ever since I was a kid

00:28Because to me, he was a hero unlike any other

00:34Come on, don't you want to watch something else?

00:37No! This show is the coolest!

00:40Ha ha ha ha!

01:00Go Rider! Hurry!

01:01Hurry! I can't let Chaka win!

01:04All right. It's time for me to head off to work now, honey.

01:08I left something for you to eat on the table, okay?

01:11Okay.

01:11And if you get lonely...

01:14Jump!

01:17Kick!

01:20He's so brave, fighting the forces of evil all by himself!

01:25Red or dead!

01:26He protects the world's peace with a heart full of justice!

01:31Go!

01:35One day, I will too!

01:45I want to be Kamen Rider!

01:53I'm still kind of confused.

02:01I wanted privacy.

02:03For what?

02:08I have a crush on you! Will you go out with me?

02:12Okay, do we start now?

02:18Just kidding!

02:24Tough luck!

02:27Emily's too busy being my girl these days, but thanks for playing!

02:31She lost a bet and her punishment was confessing to you!

02:35Hey, where are you going?

02:39It was just a joke.

02:41What a buzzkill, huh?

02:42You want to play Rider?

02:52Yeah, let's do it!

02:53I'm Rider this time!

02:54If you win Rock, Paper, Scissors, sure!

02:57Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!

02:59Oh yeah, I get to be Rider!

03:03Which makes you all bad!

03:04You must have cheated somehow!

03:05Winning Rock, Paper, Scissors doesn't make you Kamen Rider!

03:08Like that?

03:10It's not pretend.

03:11Not to me!

03:14I'm dead serious!

03:16Tochima, wait!

03:25Knew I wouldn't find you out here.

03:29I'm sorry for what I did.

03:33And I just...

03:35I really am sorry.

03:39It's fine.

03:40No worries.

03:41There's something about you, Tochima.

03:47I can't put my finger on it, but you're not what I would call normal.

03:51I mean, you go to a school full of delinquents.

03:55Yet, you seem pretty far from a rule-breaker.

03:59And you don't have any friends.

04:03People spot you here by the river from time to time, too.

04:06Shouting to the sky.

04:08And shame!

04:11It's clear, you aren't like other guys.

04:18You're much more...

04:20Mysterious.

04:24Well, well, well.

04:27Wasn't expecting to run into Kitagawa's girlfriend.

04:30Or should I have said his ex-girlfriend?

04:33But this tweet can't be a rebound.

04:35Have some self-respect.

04:37Why not try dating me instead?

04:39Why not try breath mints?

04:41Let's get out of here, Tochima.

04:43Sassy!

04:46Let go of her.

04:49Asshole!

04:49You paid for that!

04:51You first.

04:58What?

04:59You're...

05:00Okay, you asked for it!

05:10My turn.

05:17You...

05:18Could have held back.

05:22They got the same thing they gave.

05:24That's all.

05:25This...

05:29This is over.

05:33This...

05:33This isn't over.

05:33This is over.

05:46Tochima!

05:48Weird little freak.

05:49Get your dweeb ass down here.

05:51Ain't got all night.

05:53You didn't just pick a fight with me yesterday.

05:55You picked a fight with Daikon High.

05:58This is war.

05:59Now show yourself, prick!

06:01Finish what you started!

06:02Or don't you care about your precious Emily?

06:06Guess they want Tochima.

06:07What the hell did he do?

06:09Of course this happens when Kinogawa's gang skips.

06:12Where are the teachers?

06:13Someone just called the cops.

06:14What happened?

06:16Tochima!

06:16I told you that you were gonna pay.

06:22And now you owe double for making a fool out of me!

06:26Bunch of dumb teenagers fighting in the yard?

06:28That's your idea of war?

06:30Huh?

06:32Kids like you love having showdowns with other schools and bragging about rising to the top.

06:37Then you go home to hot meals, fresh baths, and warm beds that mommy and daddy provide.

06:43You don't even hold your own job!

06:45And you want to talk war?

06:46Have you no shame?

06:50You all want to fight?

06:53Fight the evil out there!

06:55I wasn't gonna carry you, but now your Tweebash is dead!

07:04Let's go!

07:14Oh, Emily, how about I take you home with me today?

07:40No! Somebody! Please do something!

07:47Tochima!

07:53Rack 2! Let's go!

08:00There's no way!

08:02You're really forcing my hand.

08:10I never wanted to use this power against you.

08:14But oh well.

08:17Are those...

08:19Kekos!

08:20Da-da-da!

08:23Rider...

08:24...Ring...

08:27Henshi!

08:30Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!

08:33Uh...

08:35Rider, fight!

08:38Wait.

08:40What do you mean, Henshi?

08:42Weirdo.

08:43What are you?

08:45I'm Kamen Rider!

08:46You're the moron who thinks that he's Kamen Rider?

08:53So you're actually inside, huh?

08:56AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

09:15You gotta be kidding me?

09:22Just who are you, Tojima?

09:25Really?

09:26I'm common, Ryder.

09:49What's wrong, Emily?

09:51Your face!

09:52I knew it.

10:06I shouldn't have transformed.

10:10They're just punks.

10:12Yeah, they suck, but so what?

10:15The only one I should be fighting is soccer!

10:20Kamen Rider and Shocker are from a TV show.

10:24I know they don't exist outside of their fantasy world.

10:29No matter how hard I train, I can't reach my dream.

10:34It's not real.

10:35None of it.

10:36So I can't be Kamen Rider.

10:38Come find me already.

10:46Make me into a cyborg.

10:48Do it, Shocker!

10:49I dare you!

10:51I dare you!

10:53I dare you!

10:57Oh.

11:11It's only a bear.

11:13Not one of Shocker's monster cronies.

11:15Got my hopes so high.

11:16No.

11:17No.

11:31I'm.

11:40No.

11:41At some point on my journey, I got strong enough to go toe-to-toe with a fully-grown bear.

12:01It's impressive, but it doesn't mean I'm a Kamen Rider.

12:05And time's running out.

12:13I turned 40 this year.

12:27Excuse me. I was hoping to sell these.

12:31Man, that's quite a rare selection you're parting ways with.

12:35There's more. I've got seven boxes here, and another ten at home. All full of Kamen Rider merch.

12:42A loyal Rider collector, huh? And you're sure you want to sell it all?

12:47Better to get rid of my collection on my own terms.

12:51Dying alone in a room full of Kamen Rider merchandise wouldn't be so bad.

12:56But the idea of my things being nicked or trashed by complete strangers? That bothered me.

13:03That bothered me.

13:16This-this legit shocker appears?

13:19appears early yesterday morning a local convenience store was robbed by three

13:28masked individuals but those aren't just any ski masks they're wearing they're

13:38reminiscent of the enemy organization from the iconic 70s tokusatsu TV program

13:43Kamen Rider they also imitated the shocker combatants unique sounds and

13:48while assaulting the clerk stealing from the register then fleeing the scene

13:53police release this footage to the public and are currently investigating they

13:58just knocked over a purple mart that's not very shockery

14:13already that time of year huh

14:18hey there's another one of those shocker robberies crazy stuff apparently they've

14:27been happening across the entire country guess they're like copycat crimes it's not

14:33shocker

14:35give us your money give us your money give us your money

14:41please

14:42shocker strikes once again and the copycat crimes stay on the rise we have the testimony of one suspect in custody

14:49you see I had the mask and once I put it on just kind of came out somehow I felt like

14:57it made me strong for once in my life I felt like I could do anything that's his

15:03official statement in response to this craze police will increase security with

15:07more patrols nationwide and now our next story what an idiot

15:16yes

15:24hey dad buy me that one

15:28come on

15:35come on dad let's go

15:36hang on this is two three four thousand yen

15:40wow for me are you sure

15:43hmm some extra cash because festivals are always extra special aren't they tons of

15:49bro buy whatever you want tonight that should cover it

15:52thanks I will

15:54one eight pack of your finest takoyaki please

16:00you've got it boss

16:02wait for me

16:06welcome welcome

16:09eight pack right

16:15yeah you know it

16:16coming right up

16:18not sure why but it always tastes the best at a festival

16:33here mask up again really the jobs a public shakedown so yeah we don't mind wearing the ski masks

16:46we got to keep our identity secret right but the rest of the act is a little awkward for us knockout sir

16:52growing up I always rooted for shocker more than I did common rider

17:01and that's why I became a gangster

17:05is he choking

17:08so I would be a monster in shocker jargon and you three would be combatants

17:14now hush

17:16and say

17:17yee

17:19who are you boys

17:34what family are you from

17:35these guys

17:38are shocker robbers

17:42some kind of beef between rival stalls

17:46would you stop

18:01I just wanted to sell takoyaki

18:04oh um welcome

18:08so

18:11how much

18:12somebody

18:30please do something

18:32sheen

18:34sheen

18:44sheen

18:47sheen

18:49but

18:54sheen

19:02was

19:05K

19:06Oh

19:27Who you supposed to be

19:29I'm

19:31uh

19:33Common

19:35You're what?

19:37I'm Common Rider!

19:41Yeah, I'm Shocker Stooge

19:43What the hell you been smoking, dude?

19:45I think he's crying

19:49Shocker be Rider, huh?

19:54It's not pretend

19:56Not to me

19:58Rider Rider

20:00I didn't want to serve in the show

20:03I'm dead serious!

20:11Here I come, Shocker!

20:15Rider!

20:19Punch!

20:20Let's go!

20:21Go!

20:22Go!

20:23Go!

20:24Let's go!

20:25I may be a real machine

20:30And here's a Rider!

20:32Yeah!

20:35Come here, Rider!

20:37Come here, Rider!

20:38Come here, Rider!

20:39Rider!

20:40Rider!

20:41Rider!

20:42No!

20:43Let's go!

20:45Let's go, machine, machine, machine,

20:51Ryder, jump, Ryder.

20:58Jump, Ryder, jump, Ryder, jump, Ryder.

21:02This feels amazing!

21:12I saw...

21:15I don't know.

21:45All right

21:46悔やんでもどうだい

21:49そうやって明後日も後悔

21:51何の上に go see the day

21:53Wow wow wow wow

21:55いつも幸にも行けない days

21:58もういっそピンチでも未来へ

22:02乗って肩伸ばして

22:04ゴキで抜け出して

22:06Can't stop止めれないでしょ

22:10どうしようもない

22:13忘れたい夜だって

22:16僕らにはきっと

22:19明日が来るはずだろう

22:24Stally sky

22:25We can fly

22:27この魂燃やしてけ

22:31One more time

22:33One more time

22:35One more time

22:37Stally sky

22:40We can fly

22:41We can fly

22:42We can fly

22:43We can fly

22:45One more time

22:47One more time

22:49One more time

22:51Go ahead and go

22:53I lost. I was supposed to be the very first to beat Chukar.

23:10That KO kick should have been delivered by my boot.

23:16This rider is some lazy bum who wears a mask without a uniform?

23:20Who the hell does he think he is?

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