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FAMILY MOVIE that you want to watch again and again! The adventures on the farm
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FAMILY MOVIE that you want to watch again and again! The adventures on the farm
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00:01:30Pete, Craig, where are you guys?
00:02:59Where is everybody?
00:03:36Ratio, breakfast coming right up.
00:03:40How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:42Doing great.
00:03:43Good to hear that.
00:03:46What did you say?
00:03:47I said we're great.
00:03:48I love you, sis.
00:03:50What is going on?
00:03:55What do you want from me?
00:03:56We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:03:58And rarely say thanks.
00:04:00So thanks.
00:04:00And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:04Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:06Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:07Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:08But why is everybody so happy?
00:04:10I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:15Not anymore.
00:04:16We've just won the lottery.
00:04:18One billion dollars.
00:04:19We're rich, Jules.
00:04:20And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts, bring in more horses, and live happily ever after.
00:04:28And it's all because of you.
00:04:32Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:34Yes, you did.
00:04:35We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:37Wait, this, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:43Yeah, that's because it is.
00:04:45A dream come true?
00:04:46No, just a dream.
00:04:47Your dream proves size.
00:04:50My dream, but I don't get it.
00:05:01Got your gun, psycho.
00:05:03I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:05Get out of my room!
00:05:09What are you, like seven?
00:05:10I'll probably put in a teen at the end of that.
00:05:12Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:15Stronger, too.
00:05:16And prettier.
00:05:17Well, if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:21What's the point?
00:05:22We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:24Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:26She's signing it away today.
00:05:27Mr. Beato will be here this afternoon.
00:05:29Yeah, don't call Mom, Mom.
00:05:31She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:32Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:36The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:39I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:41But after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:44Sounds about right, doesn't it?
00:05:45Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:47This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:50I grew up here.
00:05:51This is my home.
00:05:52So you're the intruders.
00:05:54Not for long.
00:05:55Just get out before I...
00:05:58The phone with the mouth?
00:05:59Oh, too late.
00:06:06I wish this was a dream.
00:06:08I wish this was a dream.
00:06:34Hey, good morning, Juliet.
00:06:43Take whatever you'd like.
00:06:44I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:47As usual.
00:06:49And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:51Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:53Only if you have the Romeo to go with it.
00:06:56Yeah.
00:06:58It'll happen someday.
00:07:00You'll see.
00:07:01Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:05Your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:08And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:11How bad is it?
00:07:13On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:18This is my...
00:07:20our home.
00:07:22You can't sell.
00:07:23I'll try my best.
00:07:26Mr. Beadle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:29But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:31I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:34Sorry.
00:07:35Jules.
00:07:36I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:38I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:40But you can't.
00:07:41Well, what happened to Horatio?
00:07:42Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us.
00:07:46And for Horatio.
00:07:48So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:50Win the lottery?
00:07:50I tried that.
00:07:54There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:07:58It's all over the news.
00:08:00I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:06Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:10Whatever you say.
00:08:11Why don't you go check with your brothers, brainstorm with them, see if they can think of something.
00:08:16They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:20What was that?
00:08:21Will do.
00:08:22I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:42Now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:44It's very important.
00:08:45I got it.
00:08:45I got it.
00:08:46Get on with it.
00:08:47Well, what do you think?
00:08:56I think I like the second one best.
00:08:58Okay.
00:08:58I have more.
00:09:02What are you doing?
00:09:04Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:06Yeah.
00:09:06When we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:09My career awaits.
00:09:10Is what a mime?
00:09:12Male model.
00:09:14You don't think I have what it takes?
00:09:15Well, look at this.
00:09:23Yeah, yeah.
00:09:23Laugh it up.
00:09:24When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:27Oh, you're going to be a model, too?
00:09:28No.
00:09:29I'm the businessman.
00:09:31Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:32Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals, because I'm great with money.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36Prove it.
00:09:37Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:39Absolutely.
00:09:39Absolutely.
00:09:45Thanks.
00:09:47Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:50Wait, what was that?
00:09:51Two tens for a five?
00:09:53What, do you think?
00:09:53I'm an idiot?
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:02That's better.
00:10:04Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:06Try to pull a fast rule on me.
00:10:08See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:10So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:14What, you think that's funny?
00:10:16Here's two tens.
00:10:17Give me a five, quick.
00:10:18She did it to me, and you did it to me, too.
00:10:48I wish it were that easy with Mr. Beetle.
00:11:14Hey, Horatio.
00:11:15How's your leg holding up?
00:11:18Still sore, huh?
00:11:20Well, don't worry.
00:11:22When it gets better, we could go out riding.
00:11:24Just like the good old times.
00:11:26Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:33Horatio, what are we going to do?
00:11:35I can't leave this place, and I could never lose you.
00:11:38We've grown up together.
00:11:43You're a pony.
00:11:44It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:46I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:52Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:56Not until Dad died.
00:11:59I miss him so much.
00:12:01And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:05And Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:09You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:13A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:16Any suggestions?
00:12:21You don't say.
00:12:23Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:30Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:31Perhaps Mr. Beadle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:38It's a possibility, right?
00:12:39It's a possibility, right?
00:14:09I want you to sit back and not say a word.
00:14:12I want your father to work his magic and one day soon this ranch will be one of the biggest
00:14:15malls in the county.
00:14:16Another mall.
00:14:18Great.
00:14:18It is great.
00:14:20You know how much money American malls make?
00:14:22No.
00:14:23That's why you're here, son.
00:14:24To learn.
00:14:26Maybe you're running my empire two decades from now.
00:14:28And you know what it takes from the ground up.
00:14:39You know what it takes from the road to the ground up.
00:14:43And you know what?
00:14:44You know what it took from the home.
00:14:45Yeah, we're good.
00:14:45I wish I should be here.
00:14:46It's great.
00:14:47You know what, man?
00:14:47What is it, man?
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:49Yeah, yeah.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:53Yeah.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:58Yeah.
00:14:58What do you look out there?
00:15:22What do you see?
00:15:25Trees.
00:15:26Flowing streams.
00:15:27Vistas straight out of postcards.
00:15:30I see waste.
00:15:31Nothing but waste.
00:15:33All this unused land, taking them space from buildings, factories, and apartment stores.
00:15:39It's enough to make you sick.
00:15:41It's unnatural.
00:15:43It's nature, Dad.
00:15:44It's as natural as it gets.
00:15:46Ah, nature's overrated.
00:15:48If people like nature so much, they'd live in it.
00:15:51You see people living in those trees?
00:15:52I don't think so.
00:15:54Animals live there, Dad.
00:15:55Ah, that's right.
00:15:56But if animals ran the world, it would be complete chaos, disorganization.
00:16:02The whole financial system would collapse.
00:16:05People wouldn't pay attention to politicians.
00:16:07We wouldn't have a need for lawyers.
00:16:08And then, then what would we do?
00:16:12Celebrate?
00:16:12No joke like that, Wes.
00:16:15Not even jest.
00:16:16It's a sign of weakness.
00:16:20Like, the signs up here make any sense.
00:16:23That's both to me.
00:16:26Deer crossing.
00:16:27And why do I care about that?
00:16:29Because this is a deer crossing!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30No!
00:16:30Go!
00:16:31Go!
00:16:42Go!
00:16:42Go!
00:16:43Go!
00:16:46Go!
00:16:48Go!
00:16:49Go!
00:17:20What's up, guys?
00:17:32You think you're really funny, don't you?
00:17:34No.
00:17:35I think I'm moderately funny from time to time.
00:17:38I want my money back.
00:17:39I gave you your money back.
00:17:41Not enough of it.
00:17:43Okay, fine.
00:17:44What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:46How?
00:17:47Just pick a number between 1 and 10.
00:17:50If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:53Okay, $20.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:57Pick a number.
00:18:08Okay, I guess.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:12Is the number between 1 and 3?
00:18:14No.
00:18:15Between 5 and 7?
00:18:16Nope.
00:18:17Between 8 and 10?
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:19Number's 9.
00:18:27Better luck next time.
00:18:29Wait, not so fast.
00:18:31Now you picking up between 1 through 10.
00:18:33Fine.
00:18:34Number 5.
00:18:35Are you kidding me?
00:18:42You're going to let her get away with that?
00:18:43Come back here, Jules.
00:18:44Come back here, Jules.
00:18:45Come back here, Jules.
00:18:46Come back here, Jules.
00:18:46Come back here, Jules.
00:18:47Come back here, Jules.
00:18:47Come back here, Jules.
00:18:48Come back here, Jules.
00:18:49Come back here, Jules.
00:18:49Come back here, Jules.
00:18:50Come back here, Jules.
00:18:50Come back here, Jules.
00:18:51Come back here, Jules.
00:18:51Come back here, Jules.
00:18:51Come back here, Jules.
00:18:52Come back here, Jules.
00:18:52Come back here, Jules.
00:18:53Come back here, Jules.
00:18:53Come back here, Jules.
00:18:54Come back here, Jules.
00:18:54Come back here, Jules.
00:18:55Come back here, Jules.
00:18:55Come back here, Jules.
00:18:56Come back here, Jules.
00:18:57Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:27She's gotta be around here somewhere.
00:19:34You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:37Fine. I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:40Your poses are stupid.
00:19:42You're stupid?
00:19:43Okay, smart guy.
00:19:45What's 412 times 97 divided by 7?
00:19:51I don't know.
00:19:52You see? You don't know.
00:19:54Okay, so what is it?
00:19:56No, I was asking you.
00:19:57You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:19:59I'm trying to change the subject. I made my point.
00:20:01No, you didn't. You would have to know the answer if you got...
00:20:03152.
00:20:05You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:07I am not.
00:20:08R2.
00:20:21That was a close one.
00:20:23I know, I know. It was a dumb move.
00:20:26Someday, someone will lock some sense into me.
00:20:29But, until then, I come out on top.
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:34Oh!
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:36Oh!
00:20:38Siren and Son!
00:20:40Oh!
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:42When it's raining, my people who love are the arrows wasли for the palm of the trees.
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46So?
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48Uh...
00:20:49Oh!
00:20:50That's right.
00:20:52Oh!
00:20:53Yeah!
00:20:54That's all!
00:20:55Oh!
00:20:57He's a satisfaction!
00:20:58Wow!
00:20:59Oh!
00:21:00Oh!
00:21:01Mr. Peel, what happened to your car?
00:21:12Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:13We were passing one of those yellow signs, the one with the deer on it.
00:21:17A deer crossing sign.
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19And suddenly out of nowhere, a deer runs right in front of the car.
00:21:22Oh my gosh, are you both okay?
00:21:24Yeah, we're okay.
00:21:25Deer's okay.
00:21:26We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:27But you tell me, why would they put a deer crossing sign right in the middle of the road?
00:21:32Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:38I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:40Well, those signs, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:43I mean, it's letting the deer know that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:45You know, someone should write a letter to the local authorities, and that would fix the problem.
00:21:49Dad, the signs are there for the motorist to warn them about the deer.
00:21:54Oh, that's absurd.
00:21:55How do we expect the deer not to cross the road when we're just giving it permission to do so?
00:22:00But if that's the case, we should set up a separate set of signs for the deer.
00:22:04Maybe one with a speeding car on it so they know when they can cross.
00:22:08I'll say this is why I don't deal in the countryside.
00:22:10There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:16Is he serious?
00:22:21Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle?
00:22:23Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:24Oh, a gin and tonic would be lovely.
00:22:27Thanks, Miss Belle.
00:22:29Kim, please.
00:22:31Kim?
00:22:32That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:34Yes, it is.
00:22:36It's a lovely name.
00:22:37My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:39Short for Beverly.
00:22:41No, short for beverage.
00:22:42Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:43That was a joke, no?
00:22:49Father never jokes.
00:22:50It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:52The boy's right.
00:22:54Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:56The boy has a name, by the way.
00:22:59I'm Wesley.
00:23:00Short for nothing.
00:23:01Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:03I'm sorry.
00:23:03I thought I made it...
00:23:04Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:06Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:10The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:12selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:14Now, I see tremendous potential here.
00:23:16And I'm willing to buy your entire ranch and even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:22As we look over the contracts, you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:46It's lovely.
00:23:48I can see that you've really put a lot of time and effort into this.
00:23:52Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife.
00:23:56But this place has real potential.
00:23:58It's all about vision.
00:24:00That's how you get ahead, son.
00:24:01You see something on your path and you mow it down.
00:24:03It's like the deer.
00:24:07You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:09Why don't I give you guys a tour of the property and then you can see, you know, how we operate here?
00:24:15My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:18Oh, no, no, be silly.
00:24:19That was a one-time thing.
00:24:20And the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:24We'd be delighted to get the tour of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:30I think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:36Well, let me grab my allergy pills, sinus medication, eye drops, and sinus relief medication,
00:24:40and I'll be all set.
00:24:42Where's your bathroom?
00:24:43Yeah, it's right over there.
00:24:44Okay, thanks.
00:24:47Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:51Well, like mental issues.
00:24:53You see, taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:55Taking care of himself is a whole other matter.
00:24:58He was better when Mom was around, but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:03I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:09Not with work, specifically, but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:16What is it?
00:25:17Oh, it's not an it, it's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:20Oh, it's not an it, it's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:22Oh, it's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:24Oh, it's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:25Oh, it's a who, and it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:26Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:27Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:28Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:29Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:30Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:31Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:32Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:33Oh, it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:34Juliet, Juliet, are you okay, Juliet?
00:25:59Juliet, speak to me.
00:26:02I'm fine, I'm...
00:26:05Ow!
00:26:07Who hit me?
00:26:09The lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out.
00:26:14Lucky by whose definition?
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:17Your father hung it up there and he's always just said that it was lucky, remember?
00:26:22Yeah, I do.
00:26:23I'm surprised you remember, you were just a pony.
00:26:26What is it?
00:26:27You're talking.
00:26:29So, what's wrong with that?
00:26:31When did you start talking?
00:26:33I've always talked to you.
00:26:35Every morning when you feed me and say hi, I say, hello Juliet, and how are you today?
00:26:41And then after I eat, I thank you.
00:26:44Yeah, but I never understood you before.
00:26:46Oh, really?
00:26:47Well, I always had the impression you understood me quite well.
00:26:50This isn't possible.
00:26:51You mean I've been speaking all this time and you haven't understood a word?
00:26:57Boy, do I feel like an idiot.
00:26:59Okay, this is not happening.
00:27:01I'm dreaming.
00:27:02Or I'm hallucinating.
00:27:04I was hit on the head with this and now I'm hearing voices.
00:27:08What kind of voices?
00:27:10Horse voices.
00:27:11Do they sound like me?
00:27:12Yeah, they sound exactly like...
00:27:14Oh, I need medical attention.
00:27:16I hope you feel better soon.
00:27:18Oh, and I think my leg is improving by the way.
00:27:21Oh, I'll be blessed by the way.
00:29:19I moved here eight years ago with my boys after I married Ryan.
00:29:40He's really the one who worked the land and built all this with his daughter Juliet, my stepdaughter.
00:29:47I've tried my best to keep it going, but it's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:29:57Green thumb? Was it infected? Is that what killed him?
00:30:00Again, not a joke?
00:30:04No. I'm sorry, Kimberly. Nature's not really my forte. There's just so many things alive here. Like this tree. It's alive, isn't it?
00:30:13Yep. It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:19And you don't find that disturbing? Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:24What about water?
00:30:27Don't drink it. It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:31W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:33That's an intelligent man. He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:37No, I don't think he was.
00:30:39Where is Juliet now? Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:47Wes is fine. My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:51How are you?
00:30:53I'm fine. I'm good.
00:30:55Why, what have you heard? There's nothing wrong with me.
00:30:58Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property, so I was just showing them around.
00:31:03How's Horatio doing?
00:31:04It's like he's improving.
00:31:05Not that he told me that or anything. I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:10Who is Horatio?
00:31:11He's Juliet's favorite horse. They're best friends, grow up together, talk to each other.
00:31:17No, we don't.
00:31:18I mean, we're not that close. A horse is a horse.
00:31:22Of course. Of course.
00:31:23And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:25Of course.
00:31:26That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:29I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:31Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:36No. No, no, no.
00:31:37No.
00:31:38I mean, no. You don't want to go in there.
00:31:41Stables are a mess, there's hay everywhere, and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:44Oh, well, then I'll pass.
00:31:46That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:48Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral, because I'd really like to show Mr. Beadle the advantages to running a successful operation, as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:03Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:06I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:08I'd love to meet him. Horses are awesome.
00:32:13You really think so?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:17Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:19Can I come?
00:32:22Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:24Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:30Since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:34Since I left the city and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:42Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:45It's a bee, Mr. Beadle.
00:32:50See the thing? If Flew Right Abbey, it tried to kill me.
00:33:04Horatio, I'm taking you to the corral, and you are not to speak to me, because you are a horse and I am a human.
00:33:29You got that?
00:33:30Absolutely.
00:33:31Good.
00:33:33No.
00:33:34Not good. I didn't hear that.
00:33:36I said absolutely.
00:33:38No, you didn't.
00:33:39Oh, did I mispronounce it? I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:44Yeah, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:47Then speak French.
00:33:48Why?
00:33:49Because I don't understand French.
00:33:52It's official. I'm losing my mind.
00:33:54Why? Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:33:58Uh, yeah.
00:33:59Well, I think it's a good thing. I like being able to communicate.
00:34:03Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:05Well, what are you saying?
00:34:07Now you don't understand.
00:34:09I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:12There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:17So unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:22Aha! A brilliant idea.
00:34:26Yes?
00:34:26Well, that's what we need. A brilliant idea.
00:34:30Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:32This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:35No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:39Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:41You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:43No. What we need is something special. Something like...
00:34:49A talking horse.
00:34:53I got it.
00:34:54Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:55I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:34:59and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:01Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:03No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:06You're a talking horse.
00:35:07Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:10Yeah, well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:12How? My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:15I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:19You don't have to compete.
00:35:21You are one of a kind. You're a talking horse.
00:35:24Hehehehehehehehehe.
00:35:27Hehehehehe.
00:35:28Hehehehehehe.
00:35:59Stop that.
00:36:04I'm going to be a male model, not you.
00:36:06You can do it.
00:36:07I can do it better.
00:36:08Oh, yeah?
00:36:09Try this on for sons.
00:36:16Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:19Who are you?
00:36:21Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:22Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:24My name is Wes.
00:36:25My father is thinking of buying your property.
00:36:28So you're like the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:31Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard, but I think I like yours better.
00:36:35So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:38I've got a few bills.
00:36:39Why?
00:36:41You a gambling man, Wes?
00:36:42On occasion.
00:36:44But I bet you $20.
00:36:45If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51You got one?
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:56Number 7.
00:36:57Number 6.
00:36:58Nice try, but you were close.
00:37:00I can't believe you.
00:37:02Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:05Thanks, guys.
00:37:06Is the corral this way?
00:37:07Wait a minute.
00:37:08Give him a chance to win back that money.
00:37:09Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:11Okay.
00:37:12Tell you what.
00:37:14I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:17You're going to bet us that we're not here.
00:37:19And I'll prove it.
00:37:21Deal.
00:37:22You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:25No.
00:37:26And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:27No way.
00:37:28And you're not in England.
00:37:30Right.
00:37:30So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:37That's right.
00:37:37We must be someplace else.
00:37:39And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:42Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:46We must be here.
00:38:16You see, we were trying to create a family attraction where children and adults could commune with nature.
00:38:29That doesn't sound very healthy.
00:38:31Oh, no, it is.
00:38:32It's very relaxing.
00:38:34You see, people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind, and they keep it right here.
00:38:40Ow!
00:38:41What did you just do, woman?
00:38:42It was the biggest knot I've ever felt.
00:38:45You've got to have that looked at by somebody.
00:38:47I see all the top doctors in the city.
00:38:49Well, a doctor can't do anything for that.
00:38:51You need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing.
00:38:55Are you qualified to give that kind of diagnosis?
00:38:57Yes.
00:38:58I was a masseuse for 20 years.
00:39:01That's how I met my husband.
00:39:02He said I had magic fingers.
00:39:07Speaking of magical, I'd like you all to meet Horatio.
00:39:10A very magical horse.
00:39:17He's a beauty.
00:39:17Yes, yes, that's very nice.
00:39:20But let's go back to the house and discuss the contract, shall we?
00:39:22Oh, no.
00:39:23Mr. Beetle, come closer.
00:39:24I really want you to see this.
00:39:26You're not afraid of a little horse, are you?
00:39:28You call that creature little?
00:39:34Yours money.
00:39:36Boys, boys, behave.
00:39:38We have guests.
00:39:40Okay, Jules, what did you want to show us?
00:39:42Did you teach Horatio a new trick?
00:39:44She's wonderful with animals.
00:39:45Have I ever.
00:39:47Horatio, why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself?
00:39:56Hello.
00:39:57It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:39:59My name is Horatio.
00:40:01I'm a horse, if you haven't already guessed by my appearance.
00:40:05I enjoy long walks in the woods.
00:40:07Hay is my favorite food.
00:40:08And I was considering taking up tap dancing, but unfortunately, I have two left feet.
00:40:13Hey, that was pretty good.
00:40:18Pretty good?
00:40:19Are you kidding me?
00:40:21I mean, maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world, but it was told by a talking horse.
00:40:25A talking horse?
00:40:26Were you crazy?
00:40:28Did you not all hear Horatio just speak?
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:33And?
00:40:35Yes, we did not just all hear Horatio speak.
00:40:37He just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does.
00:40:41But he looks great, Jules.
00:40:42You've done a wonderful job with him.
00:40:44You didn't hear me there?
00:40:53Say something else.
00:40:55Something else?
00:40:56No, tell another joke.
00:40:57So, this horse walks into a bar, and then the bartender asks the horse,
00:41:02Why the long face?
00:41:03Get it?
00:41:06You get it?
00:41:08Long face?
00:41:09Horse?
00:41:10Horses have long faces?
00:41:12It's like a pun.
00:41:14I don't think they got it.
00:41:16You want me to try another one?
00:41:17Hey, how long are a horse's legs?
00:41:20Long enough to touch the ground.
00:41:23Jules, you want to take him back to the stable?
00:41:26Wow.
00:41:26This is a tough crowd.
00:41:28I don't believe this.
00:41:29He's talking, guys.
00:41:31He's telling stand-up jokes.
00:41:33What if I sit down and tell him?
00:41:35Would that make a difference?
00:41:37Mr. Beatle, let's go look at another part of the farm.
00:41:39Come on.
00:41:40If you insist.
00:41:43We didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time.
00:41:46You did it all by yourself.
00:41:51Don't be upset.
00:41:53I'm losing my mind.
00:41:55No, you're not.
00:41:57They're just too stupid to hear me.
00:41:59Well, that's easy for you to say.
00:42:01I'm sorry.
00:42:02I was just trying to help.
00:42:03Oh, no.
00:42:04I wasn't talking to you.
00:42:05She was talking to me.
00:42:06Yeah, well, he doesn't know that.
00:42:08You're talking to the horse, aren't you?
00:42:10See?
00:42:11He got it.
00:42:12That's right.
00:42:13And you can hear the horse talking back to you?
00:42:16Should I answer that one?
00:42:18No.
00:42:19So you can't hear the horse?
00:42:21Yes, she can.
00:42:22No, I can't.
00:42:24Who are you talking to?
00:42:26You.
00:42:26I'm talking to you.
00:42:28And I am only talking to you from now on.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:32Um, do you want me to help you bring her a-show back to the stables?
00:42:35Sure.
00:42:36So what?
00:42:37Now you're giving me the silent treatment?
00:42:40What did I do?
00:42:41What is it?
00:42:42Nothing.
00:42:43I didn't hear anything.
00:42:44And I didn't say anything.
00:42:46Can I say something?
00:42:48Didn't hear that either.
00:42:48I didn't hear it.
00:42:50I thought that I didn't see the scene.
00:42:54I didn't know.
00:42:57Now you're giving me some prayer.
00:42:59I haven't taken a call.
00:43:00I doesn't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:06I don't know.
00:43:06You're giving me a need.
00:43:07I don't know.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:09You're giving me a need.
00:45:47That's nice.
00:45:48Very, very nice.
00:45:50Is your daughter seeing a doctor?
00:45:52Because I know a team of wonderful therapists in the city.
00:45:55Mr. Beetle, Juliet is a great girl.
00:45:58It was really hard for her losing her father.
00:46:00And now the thought of losing this place?
00:46:03I mean, you can imagine the stress she's under.
00:46:06She loves it here.
00:46:07We all do.
00:46:08I'm beginning to get the impression that you don't want to sell me this land.
00:46:11Miss Bell, if I'm wasting my time...
00:46:12No, no, no.
00:46:13I never said that.
00:46:14Just let me show you the inside of the cabin.
00:46:17I'm just going to check it out first.
00:46:19Craig, Pete, can you entertain Mr. Beetle for a few minutes?
00:46:22I'll be right back.
00:46:23You know, we don't all love it here.
00:46:30No.
00:46:31We want to move back to the city and become famous models.
00:46:34Yeah, don't worry.
00:46:35Mom will sell.
00:46:36She'll definitely sell.
00:46:37Well, it's good to know because I want to pay a lot of money for it.
00:46:41We like money.
00:46:42Yeah, big fans of money.
00:46:44You seem like smart boys.
00:46:46And I wish you could teach my son the same appreciation.
00:46:49He has this absurd notion that money can be used to make the world a better place.
00:46:54Protect the environment, help the poor.
00:46:57I don't know where he gets those ideas from.
00:47:00Probably his mother.
00:47:01But she won't see me throwing my money away like that.
00:47:04Mr. Beetle, do you have two tens for a five?
00:47:08Well, I do indeed.
00:47:12Here is ten for you and ten for you.
00:47:16Okay, you can come in now.
00:47:18Charming boys you have here.
00:47:20Now, I know you can still hear me.
00:47:46Look, I'll get new material.
00:47:49My next performance will have them rolling in the aisles.
00:47:51I promise.
00:47:52I really do love it up here.
00:47:54We don't have anything like this in the city.
00:47:56I don't know why you guys want to turn this place into a shopping mall.
00:47:59We don't.
00:48:00Then why are you selling this place to my father?
00:48:03Well, we can't afford to keep it.
00:48:06But, you know, we don't want anyone to tear it down.
00:48:09I think we could build this ranch up into a real resort.
00:48:13A lot of animals and more horses.
00:48:15That would be cool.
00:48:17Wouldn't it?
00:48:19Wouldn't what?
00:48:21Wouldn't that be cool?
00:48:22Oh, I think so.
00:48:23But good luck convincing my father.
00:48:25He hates anything that has to do with the outdoors.
00:48:28It's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic.
00:48:32That doesn't sound natural.
00:48:34Will you quit it?
00:48:35You're not funny.
00:48:36I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:48:38I know.
00:48:39I'm sorry.
00:48:40I could be funny.
00:48:42Want to hear a joke?
00:48:43I'm all ears.
00:48:45I didn't do anything yet.
00:48:47I know.
00:48:48I was just imagining how funny your punchline would be once you finish telling.
00:48:57Continue.
00:48:58Why couldn't the pony sing?
00:49:00Because his voice was a little hoarse.
00:49:03I haven't reached the punchline yet.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:07I already know that one.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Okay.
00:49:10How about this one?
00:49:12A cowboy rode off down the road on Wednesday and came back three days later on Wednesday.
00:49:16How's this possible?
00:49:18His horse was named Wednesday.
00:49:22Oh, come on.
00:49:23You know that one too?
00:49:24And Wednesday had two little pony cousins named Monday and Tuesday.
00:49:28Between the three of them, it was a short week.
00:49:34I give up.
00:49:35No, Wes, I'm sorry.
00:49:36I wasn't laughing at you.
00:49:37I know.
00:49:38That's the problem.
00:49:39Will you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting?
00:49:42I thought we were a good team.
00:49:44It's all about timing, you know.
00:49:45Just shut your trap before you ruin everything.
00:49:48You can hear your A show, can't you?
00:49:50That wasn't an act.
00:49:51Nope.
00:49:52Nope.
00:49:53That would be crazy.
00:49:55And then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy.
00:49:58Humans cannot hear animals speaking to them.
00:50:01Well, what about Dr. Doolittle?
00:50:02He was a fictional character in a children's book.
00:50:04He just spoke to you again, didn't he?
00:50:06Yes.
00:50:07But only I can hear him.
00:50:12They're going to lock me up and throw away the key.
00:50:18Hey, if they do that, I'll bail you out.
00:50:21Get it?
00:50:22Hay.
00:50:23Bail.
00:50:24Bail of hay.
00:50:25Bail you out.
00:50:26No, no, no.
00:50:28Don't cry.
00:50:29It'll be alright.
00:50:31His jokes are so bad.
00:50:34It's painful.
00:50:35Sorry, I'm afraid you're saddled with me.
00:50:38Sigh.
00:50:39Sigh.
00:50:40Sigh.
00:50:41Sigh.
00:50:42Sigh.
00:50:43Sigh.
00:50:44Sigh.
00:50:45Sigh.
00:50:46Sigh.
00:50:47Sigh.
00:50:48What's the nightmare?
00:50:50Though this is very small, they're because we should have been seeing them very light,
00:50:53sudden, it would become aк-ishter something, woman.
00:50:54But this is where we're going to close.
00:50:55You can help each other.
00:50:56But as you are near SA, you don't see nothing, the expected!
00:51:00This aquilo can be true.
00:51:01Then, notnesday now, isn't you so sad.
00:51:07Any situation is unusual, so we're with you all going to play your pc.
00:51:12so as you can see it's a perfect place for a vacation it's a great area to raise a family
00:51:35as well yeah it's very homely homely homie i meant homie it feels like home well that's because it is
00:51:45one it's our home once you sign these documents it's gonna be a great place for thousands of
00:51:51shoppers too have you seen anything i've shown you mr beetle of course kimberly my eyes have been
00:51:59wide open except when that buzzing flying creature was trying to kill me yeah i don't think they were
00:52:08and you can call me mrs bell is there a problem in a syllable yes
00:52:17we don't want to leave our home miss bell the bank's going to take it away from you
00:52:23and there's the problem and all i'm trying to do is help no all you're trying to do is help yourself
00:52:33by building another useless mall and make millions of dollars while destroying everything that's right
00:52:40in the world and what my ass brought that on
00:52:45you know you may be a wiz at business and making money but you don't have a clue about people's
00:52:56feelings your son was right my son and what did he tell you about the same thing that you
00:53:09you're so busy so wrapped up in your work that you don't even know how to take care of yourself
00:53:14let alone what's best for the planet my son's future is all laid out for her miss bell and he
00:53:20will never go hungry and i can't say the same for your kids if you don't sign these documents which
00:53:25by the way it's no longer on the table yeah i know it's on the floor and it's for my health
00:53:32i have the best doctors in the world i have the best help i have the best of everything
00:53:36and there is nothing i repeat nothing that's wrong with me
00:53:39oh what is it my back oh my back it's i got a bad back it's locked up here grab my back pills
00:53:51on the briefcase oh oh yeah oh my god these they're useless they just mask the pain they don't do anything
00:54:02to solve the problem here let me help you to the couch oh my gosh oh your back is totally out of
00:54:13whack i can help you with this i need dr hurt who my back doctor your back doctor is named dr hurt
00:54:23what's your dentist dr decay oh miss bell i don't appreciate your sense of humor a man in my
00:54:29position yeah which is almost horizontal that may be that doesn't mean i have to put up with your
00:54:35flippant attitude towards my current situation you know i think it's gonna enjoy this hang on it's gonna
00:54:43hurt
00:56:14We're not here on our own, even if we spend some time alone, helps to know there's a place to go.
00:56:24Because you and me, that's how it's meant to be, laughing with each other through the years.
00:57:20I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:48See?
00:57:49I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with
00:57:53a horse.
00:57:54So tell me how it began.
00:57:58Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some
00:58:04money earlier, but that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:09Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot to the
00:58:16bedpost.
00:58:16the bedpost.
00:58:17So when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:23And then I got up to get him.
00:58:25I got up to the bedpost.
00:58:30I got to go.
00:58:35I got up to look at him.
00:58:40And most recently, they poured shaving cream in my hand while I was sleeping.
00:59:08I tickled my nose, and I hit myself, and...
00:59:11You never told me about that one.
00:59:13Happened this morning.
00:59:16And I really don't feel too bad about taking their money.
00:59:18So, skipping ahead, you say you were hiding from your brothers, and...
00:59:22And I was in Horatio's stable, and they didn't find me, and they finally left.
00:59:27I got out, closed the door, and...
00:59:29And the horseshoe fell and knocked her out cold.
00:59:32Exactly.
00:59:33I think I missed a section there.
00:59:35Right. You can't hear him.
00:59:37Uh, stop chiming in, Horatio.
00:59:40So, this horseshoe is above, uh, Horatio's stable, so...
00:59:45When I closed the door, it fell, clunked me in the head, and when I woke up, I could hear Horatio speaking to me.
00:59:52Okay, so...
00:59:54Maybe we're dealing with a magical explanation rather than a rational one, but at least we have the cause.
01:00:00It is supposed to be a lucky horseshoe.
01:00:02That's true.
01:00:06Wait.
01:00:07Maybe that's it.
01:00:09Since I'm the only one who got hit in the head, maybe I'm the only one who could hear Horatio speaking.
01:00:14I guess that's one theory.
01:00:16Well, we can test it.
01:00:17How?
01:00:18Hit him with the horseshoe and see what happens.
01:00:21It's not a bad idea.
01:00:23What's not a bad idea?
01:00:25Horatio suggested that if I hit you with the horseshoe, maybe you'll be able to hear him too.
01:00:29That's a horrible idea.
01:00:31Why?
01:00:32It sounds like it involves pain.
01:00:33No, we don't have to hit you that hard.
01:00:35How about a little tap on the head?
01:00:38Really?
01:00:41Okay, but be gentle.
01:00:45Ow!
01:00:46Can you hear me?
01:00:48Did he say anything?
01:00:51What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
01:00:53Let me try again.
01:00:55Hit him again.
01:00:56Ow!
01:00:57Can you hear me now?
01:00:58Anything?
01:00:59I hear slight ringing.
01:01:00Sounds like we're on the right track.
01:01:03Hit him again.
01:01:03Harder!
01:01:04Ow!
01:01:06How about now?
01:01:07Can you hear him now?
01:01:08I can't hear anything now.
01:01:10Once more.
01:01:15Oh, God.
01:01:17Wes?
01:01:18Wes, speak to me.
01:01:20I knocked him out.
01:01:21Well, that's what happened to you.
01:01:23When he wakes up, hopefully he'll be able to understand me.
01:01:26Yes, if he wakes up.
01:01:28I don't believe this.
01:01:29He's the first guy I actually like.
01:01:32And I kill him.
01:01:34Okay.
01:01:35Wes, wake up.
01:01:38Hi.
01:01:41Ho, ho, ho.
01:01:43Up and at him.
01:01:44Time to wake up.
01:01:45Let's go.
01:01:46Let's go.
01:01:46Hello, Wes.
01:01:51Nice day, isn't it?
01:01:53Yes, Mr. Tree.
01:01:55It's very nice.
01:01:56I see you branching out all over.
01:02:03Hey, watch where you're stepping, buddy.
01:02:05Sorry, blades of grass.
01:02:06I didn't see you growing there.
01:02:07Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
01:02:17Hey, I heard that.
01:02:18You want to know what I heard?
01:02:20Juliet is looking for you, and she has something to say.
01:02:23Horatio said you have something to tell me.
01:02:37What is it?
01:02:38Yuck!
01:02:43That did the trick.
01:02:44I think I might have hit you a little too hard.
01:02:47Sorry.
01:02:48You think?
01:02:49Because I don't even believe my brain's functioning anymore.
01:02:51Just drop the horseshoe, okay?
01:02:54And not on my head this time.
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:02:57It was a dumb move.
01:02:58I should have never listened to a talking horse.
01:03:00Are you okay?
01:03:05I feel like I have a hangover, and I don't even drink.
01:03:07Well, you know what they say.
01:03:09You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him wink.
01:03:13It's drink, not wink.
01:03:15Oh, right.
01:03:17That makes sense.
01:03:18Why would you bring a horse to water to make him wink?
01:03:21That's just silly.
01:03:22Besides, I wink all the time.
01:03:24Well, I drink too, so I don't know what the point is actually of saying all that.
01:03:28It's a metaphor.
01:03:29It means that everyone's supposed to take control of their own lives.
01:03:32You can't force a person to do something they don't want to do.
01:03:35Which is probably why hitting someone in the head with a horseshoe
01:03:38isn't going to suddenly make them believe in something like...
01:03:40Being able to hear a talking horse?
01:03:43Exactly.
01:03:45Wes, who are you having this conversation with?
01:03:48I was just responding to Horish, you know.
01:03:52Why are you staring at me like that?
01:03:54He's... he's talking.
01:03:57Oh, not again.
01:03:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:04:29Oh my gosh, I feel so good!
01:04:48What did you do?
01:04:50Just a little alignment to get you back on track, so to speak.
01:04:54This is amazing.
01:04:56I haven't felt this good since Bev.
01:04:59What?
01:05:03Well, my wife used to give me back massages when we were together.
01:05:07And I do miss that.
01:05:11Yeah, well, a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't take a moment to stop and look around.
01:05:18Drink up.
01:05:20What is this?
01:05:21It's good for you. Drink it.
01:05:23I'm allergic to a lot of things.
01:05:25I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch.
01:05:27Dairy's out of the question.
01:05:28It's pretty much just fruits, so...
01:05:30Don't be such a baby and drink this stuff.
01:05:35If your doctors told you that living was bad for your health, that you would seriously consider trying not to do it.
01:05:42Wow, I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up.
01:05:46Yeah, it's my own special herbal brand.
01:05:49It's much better than that stuff.
01:05:51Get on the shelves.
01:05:51I can breathe.
01:05:54I can actually breathe.
01:05:56Yeah.
01:05:57And breathing is good for you.
01:05:59I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that.
01:06:03You know, I used to own a home in the countryside.
01:06:05Had a lot of good times there.
01:06:08Well, Wes was barely three when we moved to the city, so he might not remember much of it.
01:06:12That's a shame.
01:06:15Why did you leave?
01:06:18Well, I'd be closer to work.
01:06:21And then when Bev left me, I just had too many memories there, so we sold the place.
01:06:25Yeah, I guess it was time.
01:06:32Yeah, well, that's what I'm good at, right?
01:06:35Buying and selling.
01:06:36Not so much on the long-term investment.
01:06:39Ask my ex-wives.
01:06:41Yeah, that was Ryan's speciality.
01:06:43Building and developing.
01:06:45But he was also good at nurturing the kids.
01:06:48You're good at that too, Miss Bell.
01:06:52Kim.
01:06:52Monty.
01:06:56By the way, do you have any more of this wonderful tea?
01:07:00Yeah, I do.
01:07:03And I'll take another look at those contracts, too.
01:07:08Okay.
01:07:13Continue on your way, Spawn.
01:07:22All right.
01:07:52Wesley? Wes?
01:07:57Now what are we going to do?
01:07:59I didn't do anything to him. He's just horsing around.
01:08:03Uh, no. He's passed out.
01:08:06Well, get the pail. Splash him.
01:08:09It's empty. I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:12So? He just fell asleep?
01:08:15Pretty much.
01:08:16Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:19What stories?
01:08:20You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:24About the prince and the princess.
01:08:26Which one?
01:08:27I don't know. It doesn't matter.
01:08:29They all end up the same way.
01:08:31The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:34No, the prince is always the one to kiss the princess.
01:08:36Not the other way around. Then she wakes up.
01:08:38It's never the other way around?
01:08:41No. Not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal.
01:08:45Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:47Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:51It's worth a try.
01:08:52Well then, isn't it worth a shot?
01:08:56Come on. Be the first. Start a fashion.
01:09:00Your first kiss. I'm so proud.
01:09:03I wish I had a camera.
01:09:05Don't watch me.
01:09:06Oh, Juliet.
01:09:22Juliet.
01:09:25Is that all you can say?
01:09:27Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:30Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:33I had the strangest dream.
01:09:35That you were talking with Horatio?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:38But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:41I was still talking to you?
01:09:46How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:49Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:53Depends.
01:09:54Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:09:56You kissed me? For real?
01:10:00Cool.
01:10:02So, that means this is...
01:10:04Really happening?
01:10:06A horse is talking to me.
01:10:08A horse is actually speaking.
01:10:10To me.
01:10:10He can speak to me too.
01:10:12Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:14Yeah, that's kind of the hard part.
01:10:16Remember?
01:10:17Oh yeah.
01:10:18We can't exactly go around bashing people on the head with that thing.
01:10:21Some might get upset.
01:10:22And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe.
01:10:25There may be a limited supply.
01:10:27We have to find my dad.
01:10:29Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:31Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:33You're right.
01:10:35This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:38Bring the horseshoe.
01:10:39Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:42We'll be back.
01:10:44Not so fast.
01:10:46Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:48Yeah, you won some money from us earlier.
01:10:50And we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:54Cards.
01:10:55Really?
01:10:56You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:10:57Not the way we play.
01:10:58You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:08You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:10You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:11You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:12You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:13You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:14You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:15You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:16You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:17You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:18You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:19You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:20You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:21You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:23You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:24You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:25You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:26You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:27You don't think people cheat at all.
01:11:28you've done a really beautiful job here Kim did you decorate yourself mostly interior design has
01:11:55always been a hobby of mine I'd say it's more than a hobby magical fingers incredible tea great taste
01:12:02could be the perfect woman you cook okay so nobody's perfect but I do make a mean lasagna
01:12:12you know you were right about this this is an amazing deal I would be crazy not to take it
01:12:22plus it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college with their tuition well feel free to
01:12:27have your lawyers look it over oh they already have yeah I emailed them the advanced copy you sent me
01:12:35and they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal oh so well I think I have proven to
01:12:45you that I am not a fool no no you definitely are not okay so I guess there is just one more question
01:12:55Monty yes do you have a pen thanks
01:13:25but you don't understand we have to stop mom from selling the land there are magical properties in
01:13:49this horseshoe she's right and if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it we can save your ranch
01:13:55no you don't understand we don't want to save the ranch Pete and I are going to move back to the
01:14:00city and become world famous posers yeah you guys are posers all right so we want mom to sell there's
01:14:07no getting in the way of that now we have some money to win back this time it's on our rules number two
01:14:13tens four or five no more word games it's time we're playing cards these cards never lie I don't
01:14:21know how to play cards well it's very easy I'll pick a card from the deck bet you ten dollars versus
01:14:26everything you stole from us today what's the game you just have to guess the card simple right
01:14:32so what card am I holding jewels four of spades four of spades what no no no no no no best two out
01:14:46of three now what card am I holding ten of diamonds ten of diamonds what the oh come on seriously
01:14:59can you see what card I'm holding no it's impossible well only pretty boy can answer this time so what
01:15:10card am I holding pretty boy king of hearts oh I don't know I'm just gonna have to take a wild
01:15:18guess king of hearts what the thank you Pete what are you doing I don't know they guess the cards
01:15:34I don't know how I can't explain it that was actually kind of fun I was actually kind of cheating but you're
01:15:43right it was fun shoot I forgot the horseshoe we'll just have to convince him without it I just hope
01:15:48we're not too late I can't believe you gave them all our money they guess the card was I supposed to
01:15:53do get our money back that was the plan idiot don't call me an idiot moron don't call me a moron
01:15:58idiot oh how did that feel give me that oh oh did I knock some cysts into you yeah let me give you
01:16:07back the change oh oh did that hurt let me divert the pain oh kids remember don't try this at home
01:16:18oh oh if I could just chime in here for the record I think you're both idiots who asked you it is I
01:16:29Horatio king of all horses ruler of the stable drinker from the sacred bucket and eater of the holy hay
01:16:38and foolish young boys those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath please no we didn't
01:16:48mean it listen to me now or perish what breed of horse can jump higher than a house all breeds houses
01:16:57don't jump what part of a horse has the most hair the outside what do you call a horse wearing a
01:17:08venetian blind a zebra oh god make it stop that one didn't even make sense don't worry boys I got a
01:17:16million of them what's a horse's favorite sickness hey fever
01:17:21trust me you won't be sorry well I guess one can't stand in the way of progress
01:17:48mom no you can't sign you promised dad did you close the deal look around son it's all ours
01:17:57Jules I know you're upset but believe me it's it's for the best no you're wrong they can't tear down
01:18:05this place it will destroy the magic what will happen to Horatio she's right dad this isn't a
01:18:11normal ranch it's special it's one of a kind the people or the place both they have a talking horse
01:18:22I know it sounds insane but he really can talk it's true mom not everyone can hear him but if I
01:18:28just smash you around with jewels enough with the games we'll be happy in the city you'll see it'll just
01:18:35take a little getting used to oh where are your brothers I want to give them the good news that
01:18:40trust me just one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see don't worry about the brain
01:18:44damage it'll pass that won't be necessary son I've seen the light in this place is gonna be huge people
01:18:50gonna come from miles around but it does require one special ingredient to make the whole thing work
01:18:55I will absolutely need miss Bell to manage the place but mr. beetle I I don't know anything about
01:19:03running them all well you know just about everything else and once people come in and drink your amazing
01:19:08tea breathe in the air and get away from the city you're gonna feel 20 years younger I know I'm not
01:19:15just the owner I'm also a client so welcome to Bell and Beatles Wonder Ranch where dreams come true
01:19:21how's that sound Monty do you mean it you mean we can stay dad are you feeling okay the answer is yes
01:19:29yes and a big fat yes I've never felt better and what about Horatio Horatio can stay the animals can
01:19:36stay we'll get more animals I want to build this place up to be the most fantastic ranch for humans
01:19:40and animals alike let them intermingle people can can can pet the animals and talk to the animals and
01:19:45some of them might even talk back to you when did you decide to do all this well
01:19:50I believe I I came down with something since we first arrived here oh really is it contagious I
01:19:56believe so comes about when when someone gets too far away from their past I believe I'm homesick
01:20:03dad did you just make a joke no bad jokes count around here they do just ask Horatio
01:20:12we have to tell Horatio I love you mom you too dad this is great well I think I finally made my son
01:20:22proud I think the kids have really hit it off yeah with horseshoes is that a joke watch out you could
01:20:32you could just become funny yeah I'll work on it how about you give me lessons over dinner tonight
01:20:37Kimberly do you like lasagna I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes
01:20:43I can't believe we did it we didn't even have to prove
01:21:13who Horatio could speak.
01:21:15Perhaps it's better if we keep that secret to ourselves.
01:21:18If word gets out that we have a talking horse,
01:21:21everyone will start trying to exploit him.
01:21:23There will be t-shirts, lunch boxes,
01:21:24marketing gimmicks galore.
01:21:26Someone will probably even make a movie about him.
01:21:28Yeah, I guess you're right.
01:21:30We don't need another talking horse movie.
01:21:36No more, no more bad jokes.
01:21:39No more, no more bad jokes.
01:21:42It has to stop, it has to end, please, let it end.
01:21:45It has to stop, it has to end, please, just let it end.
01:21:49That was odd.
01:21:50I wonder what that was about.
01:21:52There's nothing like a friend
01:21:55to lift you when you're down,
01:21:57to spin your world around,
01:21:59to make it fun again.
01:22:02We're not here all alone,
01:22:05even if we spend some time alone,
01:22:08to help to know there's a place to go.
01:22:12Cause you and me,
01:22:15that's how it's meant to be,
01:22:17laughing with each other through the years.
01:22:21He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
01:22:27Oh, ho, ho, ho.
01:24:28The End.
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