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00:01What happened to every man for himself?
00:03Yeah, just making sure he doesn't land you on the brig.
00:06Quiet.
00:07You wanted to talk?
00:08What's up?
00:09Okay.
00:10You know Sergeant Knox?
00:11That psycho DI that punched out Ray?
00:13I heard McKinnon say that he got reassigned
00:15to the platoon next door.
00:17Don't you think he deserves some trouble?
00:18You want to kill him?
00:19What?
00:20No.
00:21Him, what?
00:22I thought that's where he was going.
00:23No, I will...
00:25You thought I...
00:26Okay, I want to start a rivalry
00:29with Knox's platoon.
00:31Stir some stuff up.
00:32You know, like give our platoon a reason to retaliate.
00:35Sort of like...
00:36An excuse for war.
00:37Yeah.
00:38Yes.
00:39That.
00:40So you do want to kill him?
00:42No.
00:43Hicks.
00:44Nobody dies.
00:46A prank.
00:47That's all.
00:48Oh.
00:51Okay.
00:52You want to start a war with a rival platoon?
00:54You know what everybody loves?
00:55Toilet paper.
00:56You know what they hate?
00:58When there is no toilet paper.
01:00Tomorrow, everybody will wake up and holy shit on a stick.
01:04There's no toilet paper.
01:05And when they ask what happened...
01:07We say recruits from Knox's platoon snuck in through the head and stole it.
01:10Well, you say it.
01:12It happened while you were on Firewatch.
01:14Everybody's gonna hate you.
01:16I hate you.
01:17I hate you.
01:18I hate you.
01:19I hate you.
01:20Sorry!
01:21What is your news?
01:23Here we go.
01:25What's your news?
01:38No.
01:39I don't know...
01:40This is it, Recon.
01:41That was it, Recon.
01:43I'll turn her back now.
01:45Semper Fi, motherfucker.
02:11Idiots got yourselves robbed!
02:27You're telling me you just let them dog fuckers from next door mosey on in here and sashay on out with your TP?
02:34They distracted this recruit, sir!
02:36I have never seen such a sorry, weak-ass, pathetic excuse for a fire watch in my entire life!
02:44Oh, in your fucking face!
02:46Push!
02:47How are you gonna pass your inspection if you can't even protect your goddamn toilet paper?
02:54So what happened?
02:55How many guys came at you?
02:56I don't know, it was like five?
02:58Yeah, they came in through the head and said they needed a first aid kit.
03:01And while I was getting it, the rest of them took all the TP.
03:06The worst part is, when they said they transferred Knox, they did.
03:14Next door.
03:16Step up!
03:18Knox is their DI.
03:20How do you know?
03:22Even Scribe has its perks.
03:24Stay alive!
03:26Sit on the deck!
03:28Left hand, left knee!
03:30The wrong platoon.
03:31Set up!
03:32Get those backs straight!
03:33We're taking our shit back.
03:34Hands up, you pickle kick!
03:36Get those backs!
03:37Oh!
03:38You're lying to your best friend.
03:39I'm helping.
03:40And it's working.
03:41Plus, Ray's not gonna sit this one out.
03:42He's always saying a man needs a mission.
03:43Uh-huh.
03:44Yeah, you know what they're always saying around here?
03:45Honor, courage, commitment.
03:46Think all this lying's honorable?
03:47Well, two out of three.
03:48You think you know what you're doing?
03:49Well, we're about to find out.
03:50Your first inspection is a big fuckin' deal.
03:53When Captain Farrado walks in the house,
03:54it's a big deal.
03:55I mean, you're a very strong man,
03:56the man has the wrong man.
03:57And it's working.
03:58Plus, Ray's not gonna sit this one out.
04:00He's always saying a man needs a mission.
04:01Uh-huh.
04:02Yeah, you know what they're always saying around here?
04:04Honor, courage, commitment.
04:05Think all this lying's honorable?
04:06Well...
04:07Two out of three.
04:11You think you know what you're doing?
04:13Well, we're about to find out.
04:15Your first inspection is a big fuckin' deal.
04:18When Captain Fajardo walks in, she will see every single one of you locked and cocked.
04:24Make me proud.
04:25Sir!
04:26Yes, sir!
04:27Pair up!
04:28Class looks!
04:29Check your buddy.
04:30Like his life depends on you.
04:32Hey, wrong time to make a mess.
04:34You fucking lost something.
04:38So a little psyop is coming together.
04:40Papers that knocks his platoon, take back our TP.
04:43You in?
04:44Yeah, Toto.
04:45Sign my ass up.
04:48We'll be in and out in a couple of minutes.
04:50You can use a lookout.
04:51Don't miss it.
04:52How about you?
04:53You in?
04:54Nah, I'm good.
04:59Looks like you got yourself a warrant.
05:01Looks like you have an Irish pennant.
05:06I win!
05:13Toto!
05:14Toto!
05:15Toto!
05:16Toto!
05:19Company commander on deck!
05:25Platoon 2032!
05:26Ready for inspection, ma'am.
05:29Let's find out, senior drill instructor.
05:44How was swim call this week, recruit?
05:45Getting better, ma'am.
05:46How was swim call this week, recruit?
05:47Getting better, ma'am.
05:51You do have to let it go, recruit.
05:52You do have to let it go, recruit.
05:58I remember you.
05:59You had a rough start in pugil sticks.
06:11What does a red stripe on the dress blue signify?
06:12Ma'am, the red stripe on the dress blue trousers is to commemorate the courage and tenacious fighting
06:18of the men who fought in the battle of Chapultepec in September 1847, ma'am.
06:24It doesn't matter where you start, recruit.
06:25But where you end up.
06:26What does a red stripe on the dress blue signify?
06:27Ma'am, the red stripe on the dress blue trousers is to commemorate the courage and tenacious
06:32fighting of the men who fought in the battle of Chapultepec in September 1847, ma'am.
06:37It doesn't matter where you start, recruit, but where you end up.
07:02That's one way of doing it, recruit.
07:06What's the muzzle velocity on the M16?
07:09Thirty-hundred.
07:10I mean, thirty-one-hundred.
07:11I mean, recruit means thirty-one-hundred feet per second, ma'am.
07:15Are you excited to fire this weapon, recruit?
07:18Recruit thinks so, ma'am.
07:21Your weapon needs cleaning, recruit.
07:34Your weapon needs cleaning, recruit.
07:35Nothing but snakes in my house!
07:44Disrespect my core living bill!
07:49Now clean your shit up!
07:52Have you seen my photo of my wife?
07:54You mean this?
07:55Dude.
07:56That's my grandma.
07:57Yo, what do we have here?
07:59Hicks is either a demented genius or a mass murderer.
08:04Either way, he fucks his cousins.
08:06Oh, here we go.
08:07Somebody better put a life alert on Santos' ass.
08:09Cause that motherfucker needed a cane and an oxygen tank on the confidence course.
08:16We doing story time now?
08:18We doing story time now?
08:46Why don't we hear from whoever it is who seems to think so little of this piece of shit platoon?
08:58Whose is this?
09:06Guess who I have to keep reading?
09:08It belongs to this recruit.
09:11Well, come on up, superstar.
09:18Better to hear it directly from the horse's ass.
09:41Go on, recruit.
09:44Read.
09:59A Cho is a short, bust reject.
10:01Cannot believe he found a chick to fuck him.
10:04A lid for every pot, I guess.
10:09Slovacek.
10:11Mr. Big Dick No Balls.
10:13Room temp IQ.
10:17McKinnon.
10:19My guess is he proved a saying.
10:22Those who can't, teach.
10:28Cope.
10:30Definitely not marine material.
10:32Kinda faggy.
10:33But at least he's read a book.
10:34Seems recruit Nash thinks this platoon is a disgraceful bunch of fucking fuck-ups who don't deserve to wear the uniform.
10:43Can't say I disagree.
10:44Can't say I disagree.
10:46Can't say I disagree.
10:50recruit Nash thinks this platoon is a disgraceful bunch
10:53of fucking fuck-ups who don't deserve to wear the uniform.
11:01Can't say I disagree.
11:20I don't want to spend much time on the money because she can't live without love.
11:25Oh, Mom, please.
11:27I have to go. I love you.
11:33Yes.
11:35Yes, I do. Bye.
11:37Come.
11:41Uh, award man?
11:43Where is our red folder, Sergeant?
11:46That's what I, uh...
11:49With all due respect, ma'am, I decided not to re-enlist.
11:55Family need you back on the farm?
11:58Nothing like that, ma'am.
12:01Then what?
12:05You got a family, Sergeant?
12:08No, ma'am. This is it.
12:12Just not sure I see a future here.
12:15I think it's time to move on.
12:18You don't see a future here?
12:22You?
12:23Silver Star?
12:24Recon? Commendations out your ass?
12:26No future?
12:29This place was built for you, Sergeant.
12:32If I had your opportunities, I'd be the goddamn Commandant.
12:35You're a Marine, the kind I'm trying to make here.
12:44Or was I wrong about you?
12:53Sorry to let you down, ma'am.
12:54Open the door!
12:56Here, sir!
12:58Let's hear it in the lock bar.
13:00Right?
13:01Oh my God!
13:02Oh my God!
13:03Oh my God!
13:04Oh my God!
13:05Oh my God!
13:06Oh my God!
13:07Oh my God!
13:08Oh my God!
13:09Oh my God!
13:14Oh my God!
13:15Hey.
13:32Nobody took it seriously.
13:35So stupid.
13:37I feel like a fool.
13:39I thought he was my friend.
13:40Screw him.
13:42I'm your friend.
13:45Come with us tonight.
13:49We'll take back our teepee, get our revenge.
13:52We'll be the hero.
13:54Everybody will forget all about this.
13:56Right.
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