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00:00...update tonight, in our main event, it is now a drink or treat...
00:06Fuckin' sweet.
00:12Oh!
00:13Ha ha ha!
00:14Oh!
00:15What?
00:20The following contest is at number one ball.
00:24Introduction, representing the University of Texas!
00:30I did, a while back, but there was another collab with the College Football NCAA Concerts that were, yeah, Friday SmackDown the day before.
00:44Whoa!
00:54And here's the publisher, President Gilmore, University of New Southampton!
01:09Whoa!
01:11Whoa!
01:12Whoa!
01:17Whoa!
01:18Whoa!
01:19Whoa!
01:20Whoa!
01:21Whoa!
01:22Whoa!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Whoa!
01:25Whoa!
01:26Whoa!
01:27Whoa!
01:28Whoa!
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01:30Whoa!
01:31Whoa!
01:32Whoa!
01:33Whoa!
01:34Whoa!
01:35Whoa!
01:36Whoa!
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01:38Whoa!
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01:42Whoa!
01:43Whoa!
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01:45Whoa!
01:46Whoa!
01:47Whoa!
01:48Whoa!
01:49Whoa!
01:50Whoa!
01:51Whoa!
01:52Whoa!
01:53This is hilarious, dude.
02:23Those dudes probably can't even see shit in those masks, dude.
02:43This has got to be shit.
02:45Yeah!
02:53We want tables!
03:00He's doing the people's elbow.
03:16Yeah!
03:21Here is your winner, Flo!
03:28Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to come back to the SmackDown broadcast team.
03:36Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to come back to the SmackDown broadcast team.
03:43We're going to come back to the SmackDown.
03:46We're going to come back to the SmackDown.
03:50Of course!
03:51We're going to come back to the SmackDown with the SmackDown.
03:53We're going to go to red
03:57We're going toances out.
03:59We'll be sure.
04:17Oh nice, Corey Graves!
04:47I got a phone to meet with Jay Parker and I am not waiting until my music hits and I am not
05:11waiting until tomorrow night!
05:13Hey Parker, I want you right here, right now!
05:18Yeah!
05:23Whoa, Tiffany, please, please.
05:26He's the GM of SmackDown.
05:29You both know that you are cleared as tolerating.
05:33That means absolutely no physical contact before your match.
05:38I cannot have anything jeopardize this title match tomorrow night.
05:43Do you really think I care what the doctors have to say after last week?
05:48For the storm to be so strong, she sure seems like a coward.
05:53Jay, get out of here!
05:56Face me when I want, come on!
05:58Come on, let's go!
06:11I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Tiffany.
06:13No physical contact before tomorrow night.
06:15Just stay right there.
06:16Security!
06:17Security. Can I get security out of here now?
06:20Security now. Thank you.
06:27Nick, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's not that serious.
06:30I wasn't going to do nothing.
06:32This doesn't serve me.
06:35I busted my head open a couple of weeks ago and I tasted my own blood.
06:42Now, I know what I want.
06:44What I want is that title.
06:45So tomorrow, as Saturday night main event, Taffy time is up.
06:53She said it wrong.
06:56Oh, shit.
06:59Oh.
07:05Bringing you back.
07:12Let them fight. Let them fight.
07:15Let them fight.
07:16Let them fight.
07:29Oh, is this shaking us out?
07:53Here we go.
07:59No, no, no, no, no.
08:28You can't seriously be thinking about giving this nerd a shot at that United States champion.
08:35Hey, what the hell did you just say to me?
08:37You snooze, you lose.
08:39When is the last time you hit me?
08:45Gentlemen, the open challenge is made for every competitor.
08:52But to be fair, Nathan was first.
08:59And when it comes down to the United States championship, there is no reward for jackasses.
09:08No, no, no, no, no.
09:15Damn.
09:19Damn.
09:26That's gonna have...
09:33Woo.
09:37Whoo!
10:07Come on, man.
10:34Woo!
10:34Got to do that every time I do a chop.
10:38Oh.
11:03Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:33Are you kidding me?
11:40It's over for him, bro.
11:42That didn't win.
11:43Dude.
11:46Dude, I think...
11:49Wrestling peaked in the late 90s, though.
11:58Oh, totally.
12:00Like, dude, fucking...
12:01The Rock and stuff.
12:02Yeah.
12:03That whole era.
12:04Mankind.
12:05Hell yeah, dude.
12:07Yeah, hey.
12:10He did the craziest shit, dude.
12:12Oh, yeah.
12:19He's about to win, right here.
12:23Woo!
12:26Oh!
12:27Damn.
12:28He's going to tap him out with an angle lock or something?
12:43Oh!
12:46One, two...
12:47I did it basically for free.
12:50I did it basically for free, like...
12:51Exactly, yeah.
12:52So...
12:52That's the only way I'm going to do it, too.
12:54Yeah.
12:55It's like, if Rianston's basically making my phone payment for me, then I'll do it.
13:00Totally.
13:00Totally.
13:00He's going to be...
13:01He's going to reverse it, and he's going to pin him.
13:11This match has taken too long.
13:12Woo!
13:13Woo!
13:14Woo!
13:16Woo!
13:17Woo!
13:18Did I call it?
13:19Woo!
13:20Woo!
13:20Woo!
13:20Woo!
13:20Woo!
13:21Woo!
13:21Woo!
13:22Woo!
13:22Woo!
13:23Woo!
13:23Woo!
13:24Woo!
13:24Woo!
13:24Woo!
13:25Woo!
13:26Woo!
13:27Woo!
13:27Woo!
13:28Woo!
13:28Woo!
13:29Oh, damn, this match is still not over.
13:37Oh!
13:40Dude, that's crazy.
13:59Oh, that must be his finisher.
14:17One, two, three!
14:20Yeah!
14:22Here is your winner, and still United States champion!
14:29Here we go!
14:59The spin-a-roonies! That was his move!
15:09The spin-a-roonies!
15:15Oh, this guy sucks.
15:17He's kinda like an 80's fuckin' disco guy.
15:19Dude, I don't know.
15:21Oh, he's part of the tag team.
15:27And they're boot-a-roonies!
15:29One, two, three!
15:31One, two, three!
15:33One, two, three!
15:35One, two, three!
15:36One, two, three!
15:37One, two, three!
15:38The following hunter is successful for watchful!
15:41It's crazy, bro!
15:43From Buckethead, England!
15:45Lady at two hundred and ten at times!
15:49And, there's the good thing.
15:50It's the good thing!
15:51The good thing!
15:52It's wild!
15:53It's wild!
15:54It's wild!
15:55It's wild!
16:02Pretty lonely!
16:03Oh
16:33Oh
17:03Oh
17:05Oh
17:35Oh
17:37Oh
17:59Oh
18:01Oh
18:05Nice
18:13Ooh
18:15That fucking hurt
18:17Oh
18:25Oh shit
18:27Corey Graves
18:29Yeah
18:31Ooh
18:33Ooh
18:35Ooh
18:37Ooh
18:39Ooh
18:41Ooh
18:43Ooh
18:45Ooh
18:47Ooh
18:49Ooh
18:51Ooh
18:53Ooh
18:55Ooh
18:57Ooh
18:59Oh wait
19:01Ooh
19:03Ooh
19:05It's the Miz dude
19:07Do you remember him?
19:09I thought it was Corey
19:11I thought it was
19:13I thought it was
19:15I thought it was
19:17I thought it was
19:19Ooh
19:25Ooh
19:27Ooh
19:29Ooh
19:31Ooh
19:33Ooh
19:35Ooh
19:37Ooh
19:39Here comes, accompanied by some of the players, from Kolovato.
19:57Oh, here's the girls' match.
20:03The Kolovato is getting through a call.
20:06It's good.
20:36Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:40Oh!
20:41Oh!
20:42Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:59He's got a big shirt.
21:01He's got a big shirt.
21:03He's got a big shirt.
21:29Oh, did she move?
21:57Oh, did she move?
21:59She did.
22:27Oh, shit.
22:35Oh, shit.
22:39Oh, shit.
22:55Oh, I thought that was it.
23:01Oh, shit.
23:13Oh, shit.
23:17Oh, shit.
23:29Oh, shit.
23:31Oh, shit.
23:33Oh, shit.
23:35Oh, shit.
23:39Oh, shit.
23:41Oh, shit.
23:43Oh, shit.
23:45Oh, shit.
23:49No, this is not good.
23:51It's funny how she just lays there.
23:53All right.
23:55Oof.
23:57Is this a tag team match?
23:59One, two, three!
24:02Nice!
24:05Here is your winner,
24:08Alexa Bliss!
24:29You wanna fight or something?
24:32No, I don't wanna fight you.
24:35Well good, go trick or treat or something!
24:59You wanna fight or something?
25:09You wanna fight or something?
25:18Six, two, three!
25:20One, two, three!
25:23The hope of your "'Women' T-P-I-N-C-T-C-1-C-1-0-1-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-8-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0!
25:26Yeah, it's not L.A. night.
25:34It's the machine gun.
25:38Motor City's good gun.
25:56It's the machine gun.
26:02And there is no noise for the combined waves of water-country and world-bound,
26:08Alex Harris, Bruce Davis,
26:12the machine gun.
26:14We should fix this.
26:16We should fix this.
26:18We should fix this.
26:22I'm like,
26:24oh,
26:26oh,
26:28oh,
26:30oh,
26:32oh,
26:34oh,
26:36oh,
26:38oh.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:42Oh, my God.
26:44Thanks.
26:52I'm sorry.
26:53Oh, you're good.
27:10Oh, my God.
27:12Oh, my God.
27:16Holy crap.
27:20Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:40Oh, shit.
28:10Ha, that was a tag.
28:33Ha! That was a tag.
28:54Nice!
29:03Nice!
29:14Damn!
29:21Woo!
29:26I think they're going to win it here.
29:28I think they're going to win it.
29:32Aww.
29:43Yeah!
29:46Here we go!
29:4810, 7, 8!
29:58Oh, I don't know what that is!
30:01Damn!
30:02Oh, I don't know what that is!
30:09Damn!
30:10Yeah!
30:20Oh my god!
30:22Goal!
30:24Whoa!
30:26Woah!
30:28Woah!
30:29Woah!
30:32Oh my god!
30:34Heh!
30:36We're going to win!
30:37Wow!
30:39That was a good one!
30:41Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:51Oh!
30:53Oh!
30:55Oh!
31:01Oh!
31:03We are on track of the WWE Championship match tomorrow night at Saturday Night's Main Event
31:29What's up, without further ado, please welcome the Undisputed WWE Champion
31:37Yeah! Let's go! Yeah!
31:47Good boy, I'm a fan.
31:51Yeah!
31:59We have care!
32:01Boil!
32:09We have a heart, we've beenronほed that moment
32:13WOOOOAA!
32:15A LITTLE AHHHHH
32:21They have a heart when they came with us
32:25Yeah!
32:35Whoa!
32:39Yeah!
32:55I want to love you to the dance
32:59I have a vision
33:01You try to turn out me
33:04I want to be the winner
33:05So!
33:08So nice to see you!
33:10Yeah!
33:17Happy Halloween!
33:18And now ladies and gentlemen
33:24Please welcome the challenger
33:27Drew McIntyre
33:48Goers!
33:49Goers!
33:50Woo-hoo
33:51Woo-hoo!
33:52Woo!
33:53Woo-hoo!
34:11Yeah!
34:13Woo-hoo-hoo!
34:14Woo-hoo!
34:15For a long time, I'll be the winner
34:46Okay, gentlemen, we've already discussed this at length.
35:08There's only one thing left to do.
35:11Sign on the line.
35:16Cody, Cody Rhodes!
35:25Cody, Cody Rhodes!
35:30Cody, Cody Rhodes!
35:36Cody, Cody Rhodes!
35:38Cody Rhodes!
35:39Cody Rhodes!
35:40Cody Rhodes!
35:41Cody Rhodes!
35:42Cody Rhodes!
35:43Cody Rhodes!
35:44Now we've got to sign this.
35:44Tell me one reason why.
35:45Tell me one reason why.
35:46That contract is completely long-sighted.
35:49I won't sign it for me, Drew.
35:54It's not long-sighted.
35:55It's a standard contract.
35:56Standard language.
35:57Standard legalese.
35:58WWE Championship contract, you know that, he knows that, I know that, just sign it.
36:05Let me ask you this.
36:11If I get disqualified tomorrow, what happens?
36:16He keeps the title.
36:18If I get calmed down, he keeps the title.
36:22And what if Cody gets calmed down, he keeps the title.
36:28And what if he gets disqualified intentionally again?
36:34He keeps the title, he's lopsided, and how about Simon?
36:42I am 110% fine with title.
36:47Hey, Cody, Cody, I strongly advise you against me.
36:54Hey, with respect to you, respect to your office.
36:57If you think I want an easy way out with you, I do not give a damn.
37:05It may just settle, that sounds fair, right?
37:08We're all good?
37:09Cool, I'll sign now, right?
37:12I'm not happy about it, no.
37:18Nick!
37:22Please.
37:25We all need to end this.
37:28Let it happen.
37:30Hello.
37:31Hello!
37:32Alright, great.
37:33Yeah, okay.
37:34I'm so glad you continuously bring up our...
37:36What you did, how proud of you are, you should be.
37:51It's commendable.
37:52You made a blueprint that there are people still following to this day,
37:57that admittedly, I thought that when the bright lights were shattered,
38:01you had to check your ego at the door,
38:03and face the mountain from the bottom again,
38:05they could rebuild themselves.
38:07You went overseas, you challenged yourself with different styles.
38:11You wrestled in front of maybe a hundred people,
38:13drove through the night to do it all again,
38:15because you loved it like I love this.
38:18You should be commended.
38:20All of us owe you a debt of gratitude for making that blueprint one,
38:24where you became the Scottish warrior,
38:26the mighty Drew McIntyre.
38:28You built yourself so much up,
38:30that WWE had to call you back.
38:34Oh man, but that's where our stories are really different,
38:37and here's why.
38:39When I got fed up in WWE,
38:42I grew some balls, and I won't.
38:48You, my friend,
38:50you just got fun.
38:56It's Halloween.
38:57Yeah, it's Halloween.
38:58Cody's in orange for us.
39:00It won't be impressive, you know,
39:02but we'd actually be happy if you were with them right now.
39:06Try Cody Schweeney.
39:09Your family, he's gonna say.
39:12Your lovely daughters.
39:24Somebody's gone through the table.
39:31What were their names again?
39:39Oh.
39:41Oh.
39:45Oh.
39:46Oh.
39:56Dude, that fucking suit.
39:58That red suit.
39:59Well, he was just making fun of him.
40:01It's orange for Halloween.
40:03Oh.
40:04Oh.
40:05Shit.
40:06I told you.
40:28Oh.
40:29Shit, I told you.
40:30Oh shit I told you
40:44Oh
41:00John here is kind of the quick version of it. I think we can do better. I think we should sing Happy birthday properly to snow.
41:17You guys start it off. 3, 2, 1.
41:19Happy birthday to you.
41:24Happy birthday to you.
41:30Happy birthday to you.
41:34Happy birthday to you.
42:00Thank you so much, Stu.
42:04You the man. Happy birthday, sir.
42:08We love you.
42:10Let's hear it for Stu one last time.
42:14We got one more match. You guys have been amazing. God bless you guys. Have a great night. Thank you.
42:24Yeah. Thank you.
42:26Yeah.
42:30Yeah.
42:34Yeah.
42:36Yeah.
42:38Yeah.
42:40Yeah.
42:42And I'll give it so, every part I love the show, do it all, I'll give it all to me.
42:53I'm here, about to blow, make it move me to start the show, I'm a god, I'm like, so I'm a boss.
43:03Ah, that's awesome.
43:21And here comes our Manor Day, don't forget to subscribe, help me reach a million to the L.A. Night, yeah!
43:29Yeah!
43:33The L.A. Contest, in the Treadnought Street, the Re-Slide!
43:39Yeah!
43:44...weighing in at 240 pounds!
43:48Yeah!
43:49Yeah!
43:50Yeah!
43:51Yeah!
43:52Yeah!
43:53Yeah!
43:54Yeah!
43:55Yeah!
43:56Yeah!
43:57Yeah!
43:58Yeah!
43:59Yeah!
44:00Yeah!
44:01Yeah!
44:02Yeah!
44:03Yeah!
44:11Yeah!
44:12Yeah!
44:13Yeah!
44:14and
44:24and
44:27and
44:30and
44:33and
44:36and
44:39LA Knight
45:09L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night.
45:39L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L.A. night, L
46:09Hey, right!
46:19Yeah, yeah!
46:24Boo!
46:34Yeah!
46:40one, two, three...
46:52yes....
46:57yes! yes! yeah!
47:09Come on, end of the pumpkin, let's go.
47:27Yeah!
47:33Ha ha ha ha ha!
47:36Ha ha ha ha ha!
47:39Ha ha ha ha, we are the best!
47:42We are the best!
47:48We are the best!
47:52We are the best!
47:56Yeah!
48:02Yeah!
48:04Let's go!
48:05Ha ha ha ha!
48:06Ha ha ha ha!
48:07It's not the last night.
48:31It is the last night.
48:32Is it really?
48:33I guess it's the last night.
48:40I guess.
48:41Want to watch it?
48:42Yeah, watch it on TV.
48:43Be calm.
48:44Sorry about that.
48:46It's not a big dog.
48:48It's not a big dog.
48:50It's a good dog.
48:52It's a good dog.
48:54Ha!
48:57Moo!
49:01See what I mean?
49:03Like doing silly shit like this.
49:05They do non-televised matches more often.
49:16I want to see a pumpkin get smashed.
49:18I can't see a pumpkin.
49:24We're going to see a pumpkin.
49:26That's got to happen.
49:30Yeah.
49:31Yeah.
49:32Yeah.
49:33Yeah.
49:34Yeah.
49:35Yeah.
49:36Yeah.
49:37Yeah.
49:38Yeah.
49:39Yeah.
49:41Get the pumpkin!
49:47Oh, what's it gonna get?
50:04We want pumpkins!
50:10Yeah!
50:20Oh!
50:25Boo!
50:31Oh!
50:41We want pumpkins!
50:51We want pumpkins!
51:01We want pumpkins!
51:03Yeah!
51:13Boo!
51:15Yeah!
51:25Yeah!
51:27Yeah!
51:37Yeah!
51:39Yeah!
51:40Yeah!
51:41Yeah!
51:42Yeah!
51:43Yeah!
51:44Yeah!
51:45Yeah!
51:49Yeah!
51:50Yeah!
51:51Get the pumpkin!
51:55Yeah!
52:05Yeah!
52:07Yeah!
52:12Yeah!
52:15Yeah!
52:16We are talking!
52:20We are talking!
52:30Oh!
52:46Yeah! Let's go!
52:58Yeah!
53:02Yeah! L! A!
53:06Night! Yeah!
53:10This match is over.
53:14Oh!
53:22Oh, he's gonna reverse it.
53:28Oh!
53:38Woo!
53:40That was close.
53:44Yes!
53:46Yes!
53:48Yes!
53:50Yes!
53:52Yes!
53:54Yes!
53:56Yes!
53:58Yes!
54:00Yes!
54:02Yes!
54:04Yes!
54:06Yes!
54:08Yes!
54:10Yes!
54:12Yes!
54:14Yes!
54:16Yes!
54:18Yes!
54:20Yes!
54:22Yes!
54:24Yes!
54:26Yes!
54:28Yes!
54:30Yes!
54:32Yes!
54:34Yes!
54:35Yes!
54:36Yes!
54:37He's actually funny when he's not prepared if he's a super tough guy.
54:42Yeah! Let's go!
54:51Yeah!
55:01Oh!
55:04Dude, somebody's gonna have that on their head. Watch. It's all hollowed out.
55:15Move!
55:19Yeah!
55:22One, two, three, yeah!
55:28Woo!
55:31Hey!
55:32Night!
55:33Yeah!
55:36That was funny.
55:38Oh!
55:39Hey!
55:40Night!
55:41Yeah!
55:42Yeah!
55:43They didn't even break!
55:44Oh!
55:45Oh!
55:46Hey!
55:47Night!
55:48Yeah!
55:49Yeah!
55:50Yeah!
55:51Yeah!
55:52Yeah!
55:53They didn't even break!
55:54Oh!
55:55Oh!
55:56Nice!
55:57Yeah!
55:58Yeah!
55:59Yeah!
56:00Yeah!
56:01Yeah!
56:02Yeah!
56:03Yeah!
56:04Yeah!
56:05Oh!
56:08Oh nice.
56:09Yeah!
56:10Yeah!
56:11Yeah!
56:12Yeah!
56:13Yeah!
56:14Yeah!
56:15Yeah!
56:16Let me talk to you!
56:17Woo!
56:23We're special confidence here tonight in Salt Lake City, everybody!
56:27Yeah!
56:30It's Halloween, so I would wish you a happy one, but at the end of the day,
56:35actually, let me get ahead of myself, in about three and a half hours,
56:40it's my birthday, so happy birthday to me!
56:43Yeah!
56:45Woo!
56:52Happy birthday!
56:58Happy birthday to you!
57:00Happy birthday to you!
57:04Happy birthday!
57:05Oh, hold on!
57:07This might be the first time in my life.
57:10Might be a lady in my dreams up here, I'm not sure.
57:14On my birthday, I'm getting proposed to for the first time ever.
57:22Trying to get a good look at you.
57:23Happy birthday to you!
57:25Take that really nice shirt on, yeah!
57:26Yeah!
57:28Yeah!
57:29Up there, feeling that capoica, yeah!
57:32Yeah!
57:33Yeah!
57:35Yeah!
57:37Yeah!
57:38I guess she wants me to talk to her!
57:39Yeah!
57:40Yeah!
57:41Well, I'll tell you like this.
57:43You come five years later, because it is my birthday!
57:45I had a thought going out and getting a little birthday drink,
57:48a little birthday celebration!
57:50You can be a part of it!
57:51Y'all can be a part of it!
57:54Nice!
57:55Woo!
57:56Well, whether it's Halloween, whether it's my birthday,
57:58any other day, any other week, or the month of the year,
58:01so what are the top of the game this is?
58:04L-A-9!
58:06Yeah!
58:08Woo!
58:09Woo!
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