00:00Every time the Rocks and Jepers will come in and out, let's go!
00:10We're here live right now, Sunday Night Raw 4, let's go baby!
00:20Licked by his advocate, Lister!
00:53Let's go, Brock, you know I love you though!
01:00My name is Paul Hayden!
01:05I serve as the advocate for the only being on the face of the planet
01:11to hold the NCAA Division I Heavyweight Championship,
01:16the UFC Heavyweight Championship,
01:18the WWE Heavyweight Championship,
01:21the Beast, the Conqueror,
01:23the main event of Wrestlemania,
01:27PORUS WISTER!
01:50Ladies and Gentlemen, I have to tell you,
01:54you're pissing off Brock Lesnar!
02:05And the reason why you're pissing off Brock Lesnar is because
02:10let's all be honest with each other about what happened last week.
02:19Last week, Brock Lesnar laid to waste 5, 10, 15, 20 National Men,
02:29splayed them all over the floor, over the desk,
02:33into the crowd, in the ring,
02:36beat up 20 men,
02:38then, then, got distracted
02:41by Seth Freakin' Rollins!
02:46And that,
02:48that is when a man
02:51so overhyped by WWE,
02:55in a vocal like gag reflex,
02:58this overhyped wannabe ruler
03:01comes down and takes advantage
03:04of the fact that Brock Lesnar had been in 20 fights,
03:08that Brock Lesnar was distracted by Seth Freakin' Rollins,
03:12and this overhyped ruler
03:14comes down and to the point!
03:26For those of you watching at home,
03:30they're reacting to the fact
03:32that I'm talking about
03:38Oba Deppi!
03:45And this, ladies and gentlemen,
03:48is the saddest part of it all!
03:51How many times have we heard
03:55the same narrative
03:57coming out of the WWE hype machine?
04:01Oh! Oh!
04:02This opponent for Brock Lesnar
04:04is the next, next big thing!
04:07This is going to be
04:08the Slayer of the Beast!
04:10This will be
04:11the Conqueror's Conqueror!
04:13When the Undertaker
04:14got his streak conquered!
04:16By Brock Lesnar
04:17at WrestleMania!
04:23Still pissing people off!
04:25How many years later?
04:27Did the Undertaker
04:28was that just Brock Lesnar?
04:31No, no, no, no, no!
04:32And then came along
04:34everyone else
04:35that was going to be
04:35the one
04:36to beat the one
04:37in 21 and 1!
04:38Let's go through the list!
04:40Oh, well, there was
04:41Goldberg!
04:42Well, no!
04:43No, it wasn't Goldberg!
04:45Well, there was
04:46Braun Strowman!
04:47Well, no!
04:48No!
04:48It wasn't Braun Strowman!
04:50Oh!
04:50Well, there was
04:51Dean Ambrose!
04:52Oh!
04:53No!
04:54It wasn't
04:54Bobby Lashley!
04:57But no!
04:58It wasn't
04:59Bobby Lashley!
05:00It wasn't
05:00AJ Styles!
05:01And it wasn't
05:02John Cena!
05:03No!
05:08And it's not going to be
05:09Obafemi
05:10who had his
05:11WrestleMania moment
05:12when he put
05:13his foot
05:14on the chest
05:15of Brock Lesnar
05:16and pointed him
05:17to the side!
05:18Because that's
05:19your WrestleMania moment!
05:21You peaked!
05:22That's the biggest
05:23moment of your career!
05:24Because at WrestleMania
05:25you're going to be beaten!
05:27You're going to be
05:28taken as you put
05:29Sidney!
05:29You're going to be
05:30F5!
05:31You're going to be
05:32victimized!
05:33Obafemi
05:34get it!
05:35You will be
05:36conquered
05:37by
05:38Barack
05:41Leicester!
05:46Let's go!
05:48Let's go!
05:49Let's go!
05:50Let's go!
05:59Woo!
06:01To
06:06To
06:07general
06:09am
06:39There we go, two of the big dogs right now, Brock, oh yeah, Brock, son of F5, F5, no,
06:54over counters.
07:05Yeah, he's chilling.
07:09She's.
07:09I love you, Brock, but we're going to do it for you.
07:12over, over, over, over...
07:32Retreat and wait a minute.
07:46Alright, seems to be backing down.
08:05Big over Femi. Almost as if Brock's playing mind games.
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