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00:00You really gotta hand it to Sarah Paulson. The Emmy and Tony winning actress caused quite a
00:05stir on the press trail with Kim Kardashian. The two are starring in a pulpy new Hulu series
00:10about divorce lawyers out on November 4th, and we've got all the touchy-feely viral moments
00:16from their press tour. Just to give you a sense of the show, it's from the mind of Ryan Murphy,
00:21who else? And in the trailer, Sarah's character calls Kim's character Beef Curtains. Classy!
00:27She even hilariously dresses up as her in one wild scene.
00:31Before you comment on my new appearance, please know that this look is mine. Nothing more than
00:37next Halloween's costume, where I will be dressing as a whore lawyer.
00:41Whore lawyer? But that was gonna be my costume. Sarah told Entertainment Tonight that Kim was
00:47down to clown, and they went balls out for the eye-popping transformation.
00:52There was nobody who was more like, this is the lip liner I use, this is the lip gloss,
00:56let's get the hair color match. Like, we really went balls out, and she was like, do it.
01:02Then, at the All's Fair party at the Whitby Hotel in New York City,
01:06Sarah could not stop smacking and squeezing Kim K's famous derriere.
01:12It's like she was in the produce aisle checking to see if Kim was ripe.
01:15One ex-user admitted Kim has a must-grab ass, while another didn't think it was so cute,
01:21tweeting, Sarah Paulson is a lesbian and grabbing another woman's butt.
01:25Okay?
01:26It's true, Sarah is married to actress Holland Taylor.
01:30They famously have a 32-year age gap.
01:33That's an entire David Korn sweat between them.
01:36Last year, Sarah revealed the secret to their happy marriage.
01:39The actresses don't own a home together, and instead bounce between each other's places.
01:44So you can kiss the lesbian U-Haul cliche, goodbye.
01:47But back to Sarah and Kim. The chummy co-stars kept this sexual innuendo train
01:52pulling into the station on The Graham Norton Show.
01:56Choo-choo!
01:57We all need a little double chin snatch.
02:00So, don't say that again. A chocolate box.
02:03It's awesome.
02:03Don't ever say chocolate box again, okay?
02:06People that love me.
02:08It's sold out in 15 minutes.
02:10I'm wearing one right now.
02:13Sarah is wearing Kim's hairy panties?
02:16Let's just call these two The Bush Twins.
02:19In yet another viral moment, Sarah popped up on the latest episode of The Kardashians,
02:23where, get this, Kim pushed the conspiracy theory that the 1969 moon landing was faked.
02:30I'm sending you, like, so far, a million interviews with both Buzz Aldrin and the other one.
02:37Do it.
02:38This girl says, what was the scariest moment?
02:40And he goes, there was no scary moment, because it didn't happen.
02:43It could have been scary, but it wasn't, because it didn't happen.
02:47So he's gotten old, and now he, like, slurs on his thing.
02:50Yeah.
02:50He's saying everything.
02:51Dude.
02:51Yeah.
02:52So I think it didn't happen.
02:55I'm going to go on a massive deep dive, is what's going to happen.
02:58Kim claimed astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who is 95, has gotten old, and now he slips up with the
03:04alleged truth.
03:05And like a good pal, Sarah promised Kim she would look into it.
03:10Crazy eyes.
03:11Nodding supportively.
03:12And that's what friends are for.
03:14Clearly, these two are over the moon about each other and their new show.
03:18All's Fair promises to be one small step for Paulson, and one giant leap for the Kardashians.
03:23We'll see you next time.
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