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00:02it's just groceries why am i babysitting two full-sized toddlers with credit cards i'm not
00:07a toddler i'm a limited edition adult limited edition yeah limited patience whoa whoa look
00:12the duck queen is here the what where this card is mine i am the king of speed
00:20hot fair boom genu is bullying me i demand a refund on friendship and a full cart custody
00:27agreement a few moments later order i'll use this card as my warm-up dumbbell cool cool cool cool
00:34totally normal grocery day step right up today's special pink milk it's like a hug but lactose
00:42approved one sip and you'll walk out feeling 12 happier and 83 more dramatic that's science
00:48gentlemen today's free sample back to childhood milk side effects include glowing skin and
00:51question flavor if i turn into a toddler you're carrying me to the checkout a few moments later
00:58it's delicious if this makes me younger i'm redoing every exam uh did this milk just reboot my childhood
01:04or am i having a strawberry flavored crisis if my pupils get any bigger they're gonna need their
01:08own shopping cart does it say back to childhood or back to the void i have never felt so hydrated
01:14and so disrespected do we get a loyalty card for emotional damage meanwhile what the heck is that
01:20did the supermarket just unlock a forbidden dlc
01:25oh pick up the baby pick up the baby
01:28huh this aisle is emotionally unsafe
01:35come back here tiny yellow trader
01:37oh my gosh this is adorable time to practice being a mom get in the cart my babies
01:44yay
01:46this is humiliating i want my dignity back and maybe a snack
01:51bruh
01:51help me these aunties have completely lost their minds
01:57one hour later
01:59let's test your reflexes instead of my patience
02:04wait protein is for drinking not face training
02:07there there have this fish as a pet it doesn't talk back
02:11why is it staring at me like that
02:13why is my soul cold my teeth are filing a complaint
02:16you weren't supposed to eat it
02:19meanwhile
02:19so alex if beauty were produce you'd be the freshest apple in
02:22wait is that crying that sounds expensive
02:26are you beautiful ladies raising babies may i volunteer as the godfather
02:29back off you cheesy soap opera hero
02:35eat it son
02:37and grow big and strong
02:39nope
02:44so i told him like no way
02:47baby you did it
02:50gotcha
02:50i can't believe you
02:52you two are ridiculous
02:54you little demon
02:56give me back my hair
02:59meanwhile
03:03yes it's faster go faster
03:05best ride ever
03:07don't stop
03:08again
03:09again
03:10stop that cart it's heading straight for the toilet paper tower
03:13why is it always toilet paper
03:18why is it snowing indoors
03:20i did not sign up for soft destruction
03:22you see eight ceiling lights is that normal
03:25if this is a pillow fight i'm losing badly
03:29what just happened
03:30why does my mouth taste like powdered milk
03:33why am i wearing a
03:36congratulations
03:37you've unlocked the cleaning level
03:39oh no
03:39a few moments later
03:41never drink mysterious stuff from strangers guys bye bye
03:45can we at least get hazard pay for this
03:47hello everyone today we are officially conquering the water park
03:51wait let me fix my hair for three more seconds
03:55a few moments later
03:57abby is that bottle on your back water or a rocket power boosting protein water one sip and you can
04:03run away from me even if you drown
04:05baby why are you bringing an army of rubber ducks with you
04:09in case of rescue or attracting attention
04:13zoe you brought a suitcase of snacks to go swimming
04:16oh no looks like i brought the wrong suitcase of swimsuits
04:20you're really clumsy
04:21mystery you're looking at a map
04:24not a horoscope right
04:26i don't know either
04:27my hair covers it
04:29hey if i spray this perfume on will i get a discount on my ticket
04:34no but you will smell
04:36hmm better than the rest
04:37mira are you wearing makeup to go swimming or to compete in a beauty pageant
04:42both
04:43if i'm beautiful the water will respect me
04:46what
04:46a few moments later
04:48roomie can you lend me a bikini
04:52did you bring the wrong suitcase again
04:55jenu are you going swimming or are you casting for a romance drama male lead
04:59i don't know they just keep appearing and i can't stop
05:02i'm gonna drink protein so that when i fall in water my muscles will still float
05:15baby can you just bring a few ducks
05:18no i'm the leader of the yellow duck army
05:22hello i am the duck express driver carrying passengers with cuteness
05:27little friend please slow down the duckling behind can't keep up
05:30zoe why are you wearing christmas in the middle of summer
05:33to create a surprise but the biggest surprise for me is that it's too hot
05:38roomie i was gonna swim with this faster
05:43so fast that you're gonna splash water on your face
05:50do you want to eat sausage or do you want to eat my flirting first
05:54give me the sausage as for the flirting you keep it for later
05:58maybe i should close my eyes for a bit
06:04mystery are you sure you want to slide i can't see anything in front of me but
06:08i like the feeling of danger
06:16you're about to fall into the water and you're still wearing lipstick
06:19the water can knock me down but it can't knock my beauty down
06:24mira your mascara is melting like an abstract painting
06:36it's okay i call this the enduring for beauty style
06:40it's been a peaceful day hasn't it baby
06:43yeah as long as my duck army doesn't rebel
06:48wait let me kiss you higher you came at the right time
06:58what was that
06:59i swear i just heard a noise downstairs
07:02okay everyone it's 2 a.m right now
07:05there are noises downstairs
07:06it could be a ghost or a real thief
07:08this vlog will be the evidence
07:10few moments later
07:13the sound is getting closer everyone
07:16it seems to be coming from the kitchen
07:20i don't see anyone
07:23could there really be ghosts in the world
07:39all right i'll play with him for a bit
07:41step one slippery justice
07:44if he comes up here he will slip and fall and break his teeth
07:49few moments later
07:58no way he's still here
08:03all right if he comes back he's getting a metal concert
08:07once he opens this door the show begins
08:11mira there's a burglar in my house
08:13i don't have much time please call the police for me
08:16stay calm roomie
08:18i'll call the police right now and head to your place
08:20meanwhile when i get you you're gonna pay for this
08:31few moments later
08:33roomie
08:35i'm coming to save you
08:42you're still vlogging right now
08:45content never dies
08:47but where's the police
08:52this is bad
08:53huh
08:53i gotta get out of here
08:55stop surrender
09:00keep moving forward
09:03this is the scariest vlog i've ever filmed
09:06we're safe now how long are you gonna hold that stick
09:11hey guys i found something crazy
09:16zoe's hiding something her belly looks bigger
09:19meanwhile maybe zoe's been eating too many discounted snacks from the supermarket
09:24don't worry i'll help her burn it off at the gym tomorrow
09:27it's not the supermarket snacks like you think it's not the supermarket snacks like you think
09:31it's a baby bump
09:33i investigated it
09:37wait where did that sound come from
09:42one hour later
09:45oh no have i turned into a monster
09:48told you if i'm wrong i'll clean the bathroom for a year
09:52so who's the baby's father is it one of the saja boy members
10:00maybe flashback i saw it with my own eyes genu's kissing zoe in the living room
10:09and i saw romance secretly trying to open zoe's door
10:16meanwhile
10:16so who's really the father of zoe's baby what do you guys think
10:23meanwhile
10:23my stomach hurts something's wrong inside
10:27i'll call genu right now
10:30it takes nine months to have a baby 12 zoe and i just started dating yesterday
10:36then who's the father
10:38all right everyone don't panic zoe this vlog just turned into an emergency movie
10:46one hour later
10:48we're waiting for zoe outside and mira's got some cute dresses ready
10:52mira do you even know what newborns wear
10:56i want the baby to be as beautiful as me
10:59doctor where's the baby
11:02there's no baby only a worm
11:15flashback
11:15i remember now once zoe ate a peach with a worm on it
11:22protein right
11:24roomie you're still filming a vlog go clean the toilet like you said
11:28wait
11:30i was just kidding
11:31few moments later
11:33this is the punishment for gossip lovers everyone
11:38i'll still post my daily vlog for you guys
11:41meanwhile
11:42the punishment for mystery is
11:44i'm cutting all his hair off
11:46what
11:50hi everyone welcome to today's vlog
11:53huh
11:54wait where did my friends go why is the house so quiet
11:57a few moments later
12:00zoe isn't cooking noodles today and
12:03wow
12:04why is the kitchen this messy and gross
12:07bruh
12:08even the bathroom
12:10oh my god
12:12hmm
12:12where is baby saja
12:15mira's bathroom is messy too
12:18i've got a bad feeling
12:21hmm
12:21i think i need to check everyone's location
12:24one hour later
12:26i found them
12:28but why are they on an island
12:29all right
12:31let's go find them together
12:32yahoo
12:33the next day
12:37we're getting closer to the island now
12:39stay tuned with this vlog to see what happens next
12:42wow
12:42a few moments later
12:48i finally stepped onto the island
12:51uh-huh
12:51there's no signal here
12:53so i'll have to find my friends on my own
12:55okay let's go
13:00wait
13:01is this baby saja's pet everyone
13:04this might be baby saja's pet
13:06i'll keep it safe for her
13:08okay
13:09a few moments later
13:13where is this pink fragrance coming from
13:15wow
13:16could it be romance's scent everyone
13:18yeah
13:20this scent feels so familiar
13:23i've definitely smelled romance wearing this before
13:26a few moments later
13:28it's a whey protein jar nl
13:30i think this belongs to abby
13:32but abby isn't here
13:34i guess i have to keep searching
13:35ooh
13:38why is there a lipstick here
13:41is there another girl lost on this island
13:44one hour later
13:46this island is so weird
13:48why is a monkey eating noodles
13:50is there a convenience store on this island or what
13:57i'll save this cup of noodles for zoe
13:59when i finally find her
14:01uh-huh
14:02a few moments later
14:06oh no
14:08there's something moving inside that bush
14:10this is scary
14:12please don't tell me there are dangerous animals on this island
14:16oh no
14:18it's not a dangerous animal at all
14:20huh
14:21it's a capybara
14:22what
14:23genu's pet is a capybara too
14:25one hour later
14:27that's a crashed airplane to believe
14:30hmm
14:31so this is where everything happened
14:36why is genu in the cockpit
14:39he's not even a pilot
14:40i have to find a way to wake him up
14:47what
14:50wow
14:51capybara
14:52meanwhile
14:53i get it now
14:54you all hid for me to go on a trip
14:55but something went wrong and the plane crashed
14:58and yes
14:59genu was the one flying it
15:01just like genu
15:02i need something mira really loves to wake her up
15:06huh
15:07wake up mira
15:11what's going on
15:13why are you here roomie
15:14a few moments later
15:17so this is where our romantic prince ended up
15:20sitting in economy class
15:22uh-huh
15:23the scent of romance should wake him up
15:25weee
15:27oh my
15:28am i not in heaven yet
15:30meanwhile
15:31it's strange being awake when everyone else is like this
15:34i wonder how long it's been
15:36we need to find a way out of here
15:39wake up zoe
15:40this instant noodles is really delicious
15:43what
15:44oh
15:45i'm so hungry roomie
15:47a few moments later
15:49look everyone
15:50baby saja fell asleep in the bathroom
15:57wake up baby saja
15:58your pet is quacking right next to you
16:03oh
16:03oh my goodness
16:04meanwhile
16:06the plane is huge
16:08why would abby crawl into the luggage compartment
16:10was he planning to work out with suitcases
16:13time to get some protein wake up
16:15oh
16:19i feel fully recharged
16:21one hour later
16:22you all are unbelievable
16:25sneaking off without me
16:26you owe me big time for coming to rescue you
16:35so
16:37it was all just a dream
16:39bruh
16:39day 100 of the survival vlog
16:41huh
16:41zoe and i have officially mastered the art of splitting hope into two equal pieces
16:45meanwhile
16:46what
16:47wow
16:49wow
16:50make way
16:52young master genu is conducting an extremely important land inspection
16:56wow
16:57opa
16:58can we buy just a tiny 1000 square meter land
17:02i swear it's totally for raising pandas
17:05emergency freshness protocol activated
17:12huh
17:13same street
17:14huh
17:15same ground
17:17bruh
17:18very different life choices
17:21a few moments later
17:23joey
17:24huh
17:24keep your dignity
17:25we may be poor in money but we are rich in character
17:29hmm
17:29but i'm hungry
17:31ooh
17:31i may be struggling but i'll never take money from someone who disrespects others
17:35um
17:36roomie
17:37technically we haven't eaten anything today
17:39a few moments later
17:42take your money back i still have my dignity
17:44nope
17:45real generosity isn't about throwing cash around
17:48huh
17:52don't touch it
17:54that's something far beyond what you can afford
17:57have you ever seen this necklace before
17:59huh
17:59it doesn't belong to me
18:01it's the only thing i have left from someone important in my past
18:04uh-huh
18:06wait who are you are you that girl from years ago
18:09sorry
18:10nope
18:10i don't remember anything not you not the past
18:13ee
18:14one more step closer and i'll feed you my ultimate weapon
18:18oooh
18:19weeeee
18:21eew
18:22oh my god that stinks
18:24eew
18:25it's you
18:26that legendary foot smell is unmistakable
18:29oof
18:29i'll never give it back
18:31whoa
18:33oh
18:33oh no
18:36meanwhile
18:37she knew that fall was ugly this was supposed to be a romantic climax
18:41huh
18:42everyone take a ten minute break
18:43aww
18:44hey mira
18:45jino
18:45break time already okay stop acting so perfect i swear even the camera can tell i'm the jealous
18:51one here
18:51one hour later
18:53oh
18:53oh
18:54are you tired yet superstar
18:56eew
18:56because trust me
18:57this project is going insanely viral
19:00okay
19:01meanwhile
19:02drink up
19:03hmm
19:03trust me
19:04whew
19:05i'm preventing kidney stones today
19:07wow
19:07wow
19:08the next day
19:09wait
19:10did they seriously edit it like an action movie
19:13huh
19:14oh
19:15oh my god
19:16ah
19:18i didn't know i could act like a hollywood superstar
19:21hey genu
19:22toss me another piece of gold
19:24chocolate
19:24bruh
19:25see
19:25on screen we fight like cats and dogs but in real life we share candy like besties
19:30don't believe everything you see online
19:32meanwhile
19:33today i'm treating everyone let's celebrate my treat wait hold on where's my wallet
19:38uh-huh
19:39the cookie wallet
19:39yeah i kind of ate that already
19:42why does everyone look like they just lost a fight with a chocolate monster
19:47a few moments later
19:49thanks for watching everyone
19:51whoa
19:52and don't forget to stay tuned for our upcoming hunter group MV
19:56yahoo
19:57get ready
19:59it's gonna be amazing
20:01genu x roomie
20:03coming soon
20:05hi guys today we will compete to see who is the bravest in our group
20:09i haven't even put on any makeup yet
20:11and i wanna go out with my duck
20:13hey girl
20:14i have a super power
20:16what super power
20:17i have a super power that when i close my eyes
20:20i see you
20:21hey wanna go watch a movie tonight little sis
20:24will you stop with your flirting
20:25are we here to hang out or to see your flirting
20:28go find him
20:29a few moments later
21:01are you sure you won't cry roomie
21:01scrub the toilet for a week
21:02haha
21:08wow what a rush
21:10this is amazing
21:11this is amazing
21:13this is amazing
21:13this is amazing
21:13woohoo
21:21pull me up
21:23somebody help me
21:24get me down from here
21:30oh no
21:32my duck fell down
21:35meanwhile
21:36just warming up
21:37uh
21:39you're blocking the entire climbing line
21:42i thought we were looking for the others to play games
21:44why are you standing here eating clouds
21:46relax
21:47my stomach needs loading before the fun begins
21:50ow
21:51look at the tiny puppies trembling
21:54genu and baby
21:59look at you baby
22:00did your pants get sweaty or did something else happen
22:04roomie
22:05turn the camera off
22:12meanwhile
22:13ma'am
22:14i'd like to know what my soulmate looks like
22:16let me see
22:17oh interesting
22:18the cards say your soulmate is standing right in front of you
22:21huh
22:21ma'am check again
22:22i refuse to have a cold muscle-packed soulmate
22:27wait we're actually climbing
22:28i thought we were just taking pictures
22:30all right
22:30time to prove my worry
22:32make sure you film my good angle
22:33even if i'm dangling for my life
22:35miss
22:36these high heels are not suitable for rock climbing
22:39okay
22:39then i will find another pair of shoes
22:43i'm ready
22:44ma
22:45ah
22:45your harness strap is wrapped around your leg
22:51i'm already sweating
22:52my mascara is gonna melt
22:54oh no
22:56a few moments later
22:58do you see a restroom anywhere
23:00my stomach is not okay
23:02i told you not to eat that
23:04serves you right
23:14meanwhile
23:16look at me
23:16i'm so high up already
23:18hey
23:21don't shake it
23:22my nails are gonna break
23:28ouch
23:31ow
23:31whose shoe was that
23:33oops
23:34that was my shoe
23:37sorry
23:37hi guys
23:39hi farn
23:44out of my way
23:45i'm winning this race
23:47ah
23:48you bumped into me
23:52why
23:53did i think this was a good idea
23:55i can't feel my arms
23:57next time
23:59let's just play bowling
24:00meanwhile
24:01great
24:02everyone else gets to have fun
24:03and i'm stuck here
24:05ha ha ha ha
24:06ha ha ha
24:06ha ha ha
24:06ha ha ha ha
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