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00:01:59If you don't want to do it.
00:02:01No, I do. I do want to do it.
00:02:03It's just that book, you know?
00:02:05It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:08The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:12Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:21I want to get things back.
00:02:23No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:25I want to make it better.
00:02:26Better than it's ever been.
00:02:29So, let's get to work.
00:02:38Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:40This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:43We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:46Mm-hmm.
00:02:47And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:50What about the kids?
00:02:51They're sound asleep.
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:59Don't answer that.
00:03:06It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:14Hello?
00:03:18Sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:21I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:33Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys.
00:03:37Why?
00:03:37Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:46Here you go.
00:03:47So, Alan, Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think?
00:03:54Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:03Oh, excuse me.
00:04:10Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:14I really will miss you.
00:04:15Well, it's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24I mean, uh, uh, you got the wrong impression.
00:04:30Listen, Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:34You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36Well, that's not it exactly.
00:04:37I mean, I find you very attractive.
00:04:42So, do you want to come home with me?
00:05:07Hey, wake up.
00:05:10Hey.
00:05:11You're home.
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:14Sleep.
00:05:16Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:19What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:25There was no business dinner.
00:05:30You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:34Verna's replacement.
00:05:35I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:37Just tell me.
00:05:46Well, it was like I was someone else.
00:05:51She kissed me.
00:05:54We kissed.
00:05:56It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:06:03Well, then it all just hit me.
00:06:04It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:12It was like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:26I've just been driving around.
00:06:28Like, my point is, our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:39It's everything.
00:06:40And we got to do something.
00:06:41We got to do anything.
00:06:42We got to fix it.
00:06:43I don't want to lose you.
00:06:47And I don't want to lose the kids.
00:06:54I couldn't handle that.
00:06:55You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:18What do you mean?
00:07:19Remember the pancake house where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:31The waiter there, Ryan?
00:07:34Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:37You had an affair with him?
00:07:39No.
00:07:41But I thought about it.
00:07:44A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:53Really?
00:07:56Both times?
00:07:58It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:01I know.
00:08:04Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:18I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:19I don't want parts of my life.
00:08:20I don't want parts of my life that I can't help you anymore.
00:08:20You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:43It will be fine, don't worry.
00:08:45We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:50We've got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:53I thought it would be fun.
00:08:55Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:58Ah, what luck.
00:09:00Costumes.
00:09:01Yeah, it's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:09:05Ah, take a chance.
00:09:07Live dangerous.
00:09:16Honey.
00:09:17So what?
00:09:18She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:19What do you suppose this is?
00:09:20It's a super V-19 auto-flagellator, guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Good, let's go.
00:09:39Thanks.
00:09:40What'd you buy?
00:09:41A swingers magazine?
00:09:42Are you kidding?
00:09:43What?
00:09:44They're all normal people.
00:09:45They're non-pros.
00:09:46They're like us.
00:09:47Oh, can you imagine soliciting total strangers?
00:09:49You're right.
00:09:50I'll take it back.
00:09:51Um, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:52Couldn't hurt to look.
00:09:53Come on, Daniel.
00:09:54Come on.
00:09:55You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:09:56I did.
00:09:57Don't worry.
00:09:58Is it my birthday present?
00:09:59You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:00I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:02Cause it's my birthday.
00:10:03Two weeks, you know.
00:10:04Huh?
00:10:05Is that a fact?
00:10:06Huh?
00:10:07Completely forgot.
00:10:08I'll take it back.
00:10:09I'll take it back.
00:10:10I'll take it back.
00:10:11Um, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:12Couldn't hurt to look.
00:10:13Come on, Daniel.
00:10:14Come on.
00:10:15You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:10:17I did.
00:10:18Don't worry.
00:10:19Is it my birthday present?
00:10:20You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:23I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:27Cause it's my birthday.
00:10:28Two weeks, you know.
00:10:29Huh?
00:10:30Is that a fact?
00:10:31Come on.
00:10:32Completely forgot.
00:10:38Well, come on.
00:10:39We're down to the T's.
00:10:40We don't have a single prospect here.
00:10:42Keep going.
00:10:45The Travis's.
00:10:48Bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court.
00:10:52I like them too much.
00:10:53I don't want to risk their friendship.
00:10:54What do you want to do with people we hate?
00:10:57How could I possibly face her at work the next day?
00:10:59Easy.
00:11:00Easy.
00:11:01Just say, hi, Becky.
00:11:03You were incredible last night.
00:11:07Keep going.
00:11:09Okay.
00:11:10No.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:13The Wakefields.
00:11:14You're kidding.
00:11:15That's everybody?
00:11:16It's everybody.
00:11:17I had the good sense to leave our family members.
00:11:29And of course, the Bradleys with Neil's winning personality.
00:11:31Well, you two compete in enough areas enough already enough.
00:11:35Well, that's it then.
00:11:37We don't know a single person we can do it with.
00:11:40And it's too scary calling on strangers.
00:11:42Well, still.
00:11:43It was fun fantasizing.
00:11:45You know, we could make up our own ad.
00:11:52We'd be in total control, we could get a P.O. box, and we could screen all the mail.
00:11:59You can't be serious.
00:12:00I could be.
00:12:01If you are.
00:12:02No, no.
00:12:03We're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:04Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:05Huh.
00:12:06This one.
00:12:08Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:11Well, just cut them out.
00:12:12Just like the old man.
00:12:13Which is the only one?
00:12:14Why?
00:12:15What are you doing?
00:12:16I'm just kidding.
00:12:17I'm just kidding.
00:12:18What are you doing?
00:12:19What are you doing?
00:12:20Are you doing?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22I'm just kidding.
00:12:23Why?
00:12:24It's like you.
00:12:25You're doing.
00:12:26No, no.
00:12:27We're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:28Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:29Huh.
00:12:30This one.
00:12:31Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:32Well, just cut them out.
00:12:33Just like that.
00:12:38Just like that.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:43How about this?
00:12:44Curious but yellow, so are we.
00:12:47Happy but restless suburbanites.
00:12:49Suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame.
00:12:54Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies, expect the same of you or no go.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:01They sound perfect.
00:13:04One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
00:13:37Can you check on the kids?
00:13:39They're fine. Still doing homework.
00:13:42Anything interesting yet?
00:13:45These are the rejects.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:50This is my rubber butt plug.
00:13:54That killed it for me, too.
00:13:57What about these two? They're gorgeous.
00:13:59They are.
00:14:01They're both men.
00:14:03Jesus.
00:14:04Oh, this is cute.
00:14:07Sorry about the out-of-seasons greetings,
00:14:11but we're fresh out of centerfolds.
00:14:13You two sound just wonderful.
00:14:15Send us a picture, give us a call.
00:14:17Let's explore the possibilities,
00:14:19love and kisses, Jack and Louise.
00:14:23Keep her.
00:14:23Oh, damn.
00:14:35hi who's calling hi this is Alan this is Alan this is Jack this is Jack hi look I'm not sure
00:15:05if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with Al did you get the picture
00:15:13yes we did and to be perfectly honest I haven't seen Louise this excited in a long time it's a good
00:15:19thing I'm not the jealous type listen uh Wendy and I we've never done anything like this before
00:15:26I assume you have just a few times so would tomorrow night be okay for you tomorrow
00:15:34Neil Bradley's already made his presentation
00:15:37a client is looking at his watch talking to a client is that Paul McGrew no how do you ever
00:15:48find anything in this mess so who's Neil Bradley some prick I work with uh-huh and who's Paul
00:15:58McGrew what are you writing a book hey I'm sorry look I'm just trying to get to know you better
00:16:04he owns a large hotel chain I'm the sales manager for Western Division for a food service company
00:16:12really I'm in sales too high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little modeling
00:16:18really my wife works for a children's museum part-time and we have two kids well great
00:16:26okay listen there's a place downtown called the zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight
00:16:32o'clock no strings attached okay okay bye
00:16:38i've been down in such a dark place i've been a fool even a fool just to please everybody who
00:16:55i took the bill of me and i smacked out the food that i was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01i've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03this jealous lover of a brain
00:17:06and i tried so hard to get the little sun to shine
00:17:13yes i tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:16into it baby
00:17:18do i hate
00:17:22ellen wendy hi i'm jack this is my wife louise the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28hello
00:17:30oh hi make yourself comfortable and jack will order some drinks
00:17:34tina louise and i'll have the usual and for you
00:17:40a white label please let me guess
00:17:42on the rocks
00:17:44yes
00:17:46the same
00:17:48thank you
00:17:50i'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:54we haven't decided um
00:17:56anything yet
00:17:58you know your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:02i guess
00:18:04well i guess louise and i are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08i suppose we should be flattered
00:18:10i don't know
00:18:12figured i'd put that out there
00:18:14might be a bit more comforting
00:18:16it's lucky you found us first
00:18:18we are your first right
00:18:20oh yes
00:18:22most definitely
00:18:24you know what i've learned from louise
00:18:28you just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31you can really have a lot of fun
00:18:34it's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:42oh
00:18:44thank you
00:18:46you're welcome
00:18:48okay
00:18:50you
00:19:18Can you excuse us a minute?
00:19:26Are we crazy?
00:19:28I think they're pretty normal, considering.
00:19:31Do you like him?
00:19:33I don't know. I mean, he's charming.
00:19:35He's kind of intriguing.
00:19:39Excuse me.
00:19:41How do you feel about her?
00:19:43She's nice, attractive, very sexy.
00:19:47Yeah, she's very sexy.
00:19:49I like his eyes.
00:19:53Well, it was nice meeting you two.
00:19:55We're going to pass.
00:19:56Oh, I'm so disappointed.
00:19:58No, that's okay, if that's your choice.
00:20:01But we were having such a nice talk, would you just...
00:20:04Please, come finish your drinks.
00:20:07Sure.
00:20:11You know, baby, I wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem.
00:20:16You're not having affairs yet, are you?
00:20:21No, no, not quite.
00:20:23No, it's problems like that in a marriage that are difficult to solve.
00:20:26Have you guys read any self-help books or done any counseling?
00:20:30We haven't had much luck with them.
00:20:33Look, we really appreciate your concern, but...
00:20:35Well, we're just not ready for this.
00:20:39You know, Alan...
00:20:42Sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready.
00:20:50I know for Louise and I, well, it felt like we were running out of time.
00:20:54You know, um, if we were to do this, how's it going to work?
00:21:12How would it work?
00:21:13Hypothetically.
00:21:14Of course.
00:21:15Our house is out of the question, with the kids and all.
00:21:17Ours, too.
00:21:18We have painters coming in.
00:21:19Why don't you guys leave it up to us?
00:21:24Hypothetically.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37Uh, how does this sound?
00:21:39Whatever we do, we do it together.
00:21:41When one of us wants to stop, we both stop.
00:21:44No questions asked.
00:21:45And we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids.
00:21:48Couldn't have put it better myself.
00:21:51You want me to sign it?
00:21:53No, your word's good enough for me.
00:22:03Look.
00:22:03If this doesn't feel right, we'll just cut it short and come home.
00:22:08Do you think we're dressed right?
00:22:29I don't know.
00:22:30Never dressed for an orangey before.
00:22:33Wow, Mom, you look beautiful.
00:22:37You, too, Daddy.
00:22:38And thanks.
00:22:39Works for them.
00:22:40Okay, listen, you guys.
00:22:41I want you to do everything Nancy asks you to do, okay?
00:22:43I promise there'll be something in it for you.
00:22:45Love you.
00:22:46See ya.
00:22:47Wow.
00:22:48That's the biggest car I've ever seen.
00:22:52Hi.
00:22:53Who are those people?
00:22:55They're some friends.
00:22:57They're going on here, but hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood.
00:22:59See ya.
00:23:01Bye, Mommy.
00:23:01Bye, Daddy.
00:23:02Bye.
00:23:05Wow.
00:23:05Glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what Louise is doing to me right
00:23:10now.
00:23:13Kidding.
00:23:14I didn't think you'd go to such an expense.
00:23:16No trouble at all.
00:23:18A friend of mine owns the car.
00:23:20Hmm.
00:23:20So, how's the painting going?
00:23:25What's that?
00:23:27You said you're getting your house painted?
00:23:28Oh, no.
00:23:29We just say that.
00:23:31Jack and I like to keep our home private.
00:23:33Oh.
00:23:34No, we should be caught of that.
00:23:36Well, you guys aren't in a hurry to get home, are you?
00:23:39Our sir can stay the night.
00:23:40If we ask her to.
00:23:42Okay.
00:23:43Good.
00:23:44Perfect.
00:23:46So, Al.
00:23:48Is it right if I call you Al?
00:23:49Excuse me.
00:23:50Forget it.
00:23:51Um, would you like to trade seats with me?
00:23:55Because, although Louise and I don't look like it, we're sitting over here feeling a
00:24:02little bit like a Senate subcommittee.
00:24:05Know what I mean?
00:24:07Is that all right?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:13So, how do we look?
00:24:15Fabulous.
00:24:15I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car.
00:24:20You look like you had a tough day at the office.
00:24:24Actually, I did.
00:24:25Alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition.
00:24:30Ah, yes.
00:24:31Neil Bradley.
00:24:31A little prick.
00:24:36A little tense?
00:24:50You don't like champagne?
00:24:52Uh, no.
00:24:53It's the bubbles.
00:24:55Honey?
00:24:56Yeah?
00:24:57Can we get Wendy some white label?
00:24:59Sure.
00:25:00Here.
00:25:00Let me.
00:25:01Here we go.
00:25:03Eh, dilemma.
00:25:04Here, I'll take this.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:10A toast.
00:25:12Let's have some fun.
00:25:13Have fun.
00:25:14Here we go.
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00:25:44Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:14Don't worry, she's in good hands.
00:26:41Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:10Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:22Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:34Come, let me show you the view.
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00:28:50Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:52Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:56You know?
00:28:57Come, let me show you the view.
00:28:58Let me show you the view.
00:28:59Let me show you the view.
00:29:01Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:02Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:08You didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:10I never got around to it.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:35Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:44What?
00:29:45They were incredible though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:48What?
00:29:49It's our way.
00:29:50I don't know.
00:30:02One, two, three!
00:30:08Whoa!
00:30:09Go!
00:30:11Thank you!
00:30:13Thank you!
00:30:16are you about finished with that thing the ice cream's melting how come you scooped it out so
00:30:23soon wendy asked me to here mom let's cut this cake hello hey everybody sorry we're late oh what
00:30:31a great place to have a party jack louise everybody this is jack and louise hi friends
00:30:42and this is uh when he's mom oh hey jack can nice to meet you and this must be the birthday boy
00:30:52is it for me no it's for me
00:30:56happy birthday daniel your man louise and uncle jack
00:31:04you have fun with us he's saying they're aunt and uncle honey they're just trying to be friendly be
00:31:10polite okay so is anybody going to give us some cake of course yes have some cake you get a smaller
00:31:15piece yeah thanks i'm gonna need pork and maybe a napkin oh would you like to have some we'll get her
00:31:26on okay i got it thanks bell who wants to see uncle jack juggle me check it out you're doing great
00:31:36honey thank you baby you know alan if i hadn't called your secretary i never would have known
00:31:41about this party huh everybody loves jack why don't you find him attractive because i find your
00:31:56your husband ken very good looking
00:31:58ken get the kids it's time to go
00:32:05one hand
00:32:07sorry
00:32:09maybe i could try behind the back ready
00:32:10i could kill your secretary
00:32:16well you were the one that asked her to give out the directions
00:32:20yes to invited guests and what was she supposed to do interrogate every caller
00:32:26i got a present too from aunt louise it's my unbirthday present
00:32:33a bracelet
00:32:36it's nice honey
00:32:40it's really nice
00:32:40yes
00:32:46yeah i know
00:32:50i'll call you on tuesday
00:32:51yeah
00:32:54congratulations
00:32:57what for we're finally getting our shots with paul mcgrew
00:33:00no kidding
00:33:03all my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off
00:33:05apparently so his office called he wants to play tennis this afternoon we've got a court for one o'clock
00:33:10alan this is our big chance
00:33:18when he gets here you introduce us i'll take it from there that's gonna be a little hard
00:33:22i don't even know what he looks like i've never met him before well that must be him right there
00:33:28good afternoon gentlemen no alan good to see you and you must be the big boss
00:33:35but you said you didn't know what he looks like i don't know what he looks like that's somebody
00:33:40else a friend sort of hey fellas i'm jack bauer adam frazier great to see you adam hey alan
00:33:49jack oh yeah i think our fourth run a little late excuse me paul mcgrew it's why you're here
00:33:53isn't it yes but jack buddy i love this guy hey hey paul how are you good to see you hi paul mcgrew
00:34:00adam frazier hi adam ellen barnett oh and finally yeah jack here tells me you're gonna make me an
00:34:04offer i can't refuse we're sure gonna try well it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me
00:34:10we're gonna be in business let's get to it so paul's company commissioned my company to do his holy
00:34:19chain monitors speakers everything big screen tvs wireless speakers and all the bars it is going to be
00:34:28sensational all right now don't hurt him alan
00:34:39get you next time bauer anytime paul thank you thanks good game take it easy paul see you at the
00:34:45office and i enjoyed it i gotta do that he likes you already i can tell how did you do this it was easy
00:34:54just closed him with a great deal just like that oh it's all on the technique fbqs
00:35:06what friendly persistent questioning stare you know when you get to that critical moment in a
00:35:16transaction right this is what i do is that good or what you didn't tell him about us of course not
00:35:34this is business buddy come on let's butt jack could sell circles around me well what did he do it for
00:35:53a commission finder's fee to get what he wants which is
00:36:05us
00:36:08alan i thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore
00:36:12i know
00:36:14but it was a huge favor he did i mean
00:36:17i may get the promotion could be a big bonus it seems rude not to
00:36:30that's ridiculous i'm sorry forget it
00:36:35okay but is that i mean is that what you want
00:36:37do you want to do it again do you want her again don't you
00:36:54we still have great ass you thank you you have a great ass too i could get jealous tonight
00:37:02i'm hoping you do
00:37:07really well two can play that game give us a kiss
00:37:19hello barnet
00:37:23we missed you we've been looking forward to this
00:37:28you look amazing thank you i got my hair done hi hello
00:37:39you're looking pretty smooth yourself there alan why thank you i actually shaved what do you think
00:37:45this is awesome should have worn a toga you won't be needing one
00:37:50i thought we'd try something a little different tonight you guys ever done ecstasy
00:38:04i took a quaalude once in college oh they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front
00:38:20i'm up for it
00:38:28pretty cool
00:38:38you've never done this
00:38:48so
00:38:59you
00:39:01you
00:39:05you
00:39:07you
00:39:09you
00:39:11To good friends, to good business.
00:39:41Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:09Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37Adam, you know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Frazier must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit.
00:40:51Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:58You take care, now.
00:41:04You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:15Louis really misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18You have to be busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight?
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:22It's, uh, Brooke's recital tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:28If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want?
00:41:44Great.
00:41:45We'll see how easy that was.
00:41:47Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:51I promise.
00:41:53See you soon.
00:42:00Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and, uh, get back to you.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:15Well, the fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality, service, or price.
00:42:25So, what do you say?
00:42:34Whew, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:48I closed it, you piece of shit!
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:53Uh, we'll bring it up in your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:00You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:17You coming?
00:43:18You coming?
00:43:24You coming?
00:43:35I'm coming.
00:43:36I'm coming.
00:43:37You coming?
00:43:38No way.
00:44:03Louise, I can't do this.
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:08It's a bedroom and daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma, mom's in a bad mood.
00:44:28Like, what else is new?
00:44:32Hey, Margaret.
00:44:36Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:44Okay, don't worry about it.
00:44:46I'll call you.
00:44:50We're not the right kind of people, Ellen.
00:44:53Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past.
00:44:58It's behind us.
00:44:59It's done.
00:45:00Everything is okay, really.
00:45:04It's gonna be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it.
00:45:13Getting in the car.
00:45:14It's nothing.
00:45:16Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:19I swear to God.
00:45:28I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:30Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No, it must be that soap.
00:45:40I mean, I don't know.
00:45:41You're right.
00:45:42You're right.
00:45:43You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:48What do you want to do?
00:45:49It's just something normal.
00:46:03Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18The last time I saw Neil, who was in the lobby,
00:46:20and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:41After you left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:44I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:51Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:57Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 1044.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:03Some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby to attend 20.
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument.
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:13I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:16Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this,
00:47:18he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:23As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:32Sure.
00:47:34I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:37Oh, uh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it on the car door.
00:47:43Not real cluts, sometimes.
00:47:54I'm still hungry.
00:47:56I know.
00:47:56Let's make some cookies.
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time.
00:47:59Chocolate chip!
00:48:00Peanut butter!
00:48:01I like peanut butter!
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:03Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:06Whatever.
00:48:07Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Hey, right on, Linda.
00:48:17Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug.
00:48:21Now, you guys run in there and see.
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:31Oh, everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:44Wow!
00:48:44They're almost life-size!
00:48:46This is awesome!
00:48:47We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:59Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:03Just go.
00:49:04They make their way to shore and share their bounty with hungry offspring.
00:49:09One should never approach any huge creature.
00:49:12I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:16I'm coming to you right to the point.
00:49:17You can't accept the TV.
00:49:21You have to take it back.
00:49:22And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:28Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand.
00:49:34I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:39It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:44Well, that's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:48Well, it's not going to work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV.
00:49:55Listen.
00:49:57Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:03I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:09You guys got to realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:13You got to find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime, get your TV, take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we can all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:31You see, underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house, family, friends.
00:50:40You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack, I'm sorry, but this, this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you
00:50:55since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah, I, uh, I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:13I think it's time you go.
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:19You're probably right.
00:51:29You bastard!
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:37You won't believe this.
00:51:38We got to...
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:39Quick, you'll see what we got.
00:52:04Come on, guys.
00:52:06Let's go outside.
00:52:07Bye.
00:52:28You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:37I don't know.
00:52:41What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:52:50Adam, I've been thinking about this vice-presidency,
00:53:19and it, well, it doesn't feel right.
00:53:22Alan, just relax.
00:53:23You've earned it.
00:53:24Now, we all feel bad about Neil,
00:53:25but what happened to him wasn't your fault.
00:53:27Every dog has his day.
00:53:29This is yours.
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good, Adam.
00:53:31Nice to see you.
00:53:33Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:35What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this.
00:53:38Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system.
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots.
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees.
00:53:49That's right.
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:54Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:53:57I got work to do.
00:54:05Alan.
00:54:12You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor.
00:54:17Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her.
00:54:24Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:31Fuck.
00:54:31Bernard.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called.
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:46Come on, Daniel.
00:54:48Come on, hustle it.
00:54:49Hustle it.
00:54:49Hustle it.
00:54:51Hustle it.
00:54:52Hustle it.
00:54:52Hustle it.
00:54:54This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed.
00:55:06People have fights in bars.
00:55:09The guy was Louise's first husband.
00:55:12I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later.
00:55:17So?
00:55:21There were no witnesses.
00:55:22There were no witnesses.
00:55:27That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself.
00:55:31Well, too bad.
00:55:32The point is, I think we have to tell the police.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were
00:55:40because if we tell the police, everything's going to come out.
00:55:43All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible.
00:55:47Did you see me?
00:55:55Did you see what I did?
00:55:57I'm sorry, champ.
00:55:58What happened?
00:55:59I just scored the winning goal.
00:56:01Oh, God.
00:56:02Excuse me.
00:56:02Daniel.
00:56:13He's coming out with the lights.
00:56:27Daniel.
00:56:27Daniel.
00:56:27Daniel.
00:56:28Daniel.
00:56:29Daniel.
00:56:29Daniel?
00:56:32Daniel.
00:56:32Daniel.
00:56:32Daniel.
00:56:32Hello?
00:56:36Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:42Hi, neighbors.
00:56:46No, you're not.
00:56:48I'm not.
00:56:50I'm not.
00:56:52Hello?
00:56:54Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:56Hi, neighbors.
00:56:58No, you're not.
00:57:00I love the suburbs.
00:57:02Look who's here.
00:57:04Oh, hi.
00:57:06So what do you think?
00:57:08Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:10This isn't gonna change anything.
00:57:14Cause we're not like you.
00:57:16And we never will be.
00:57:18What has happened to you two?
00:57:20I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:22Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:24I mean, all we wanted to do is be close to you.
00:57:26Just stay away from us.
00:57:28You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:30Everything's fine over here.
00:57:32This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:36I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:38We were at the state market still in the dumper.
00:57:40Our house is open.
00:57:42We're open.
00:57:43We're open.
00:57:44We're open.
00:57:45We're open.
00:57:46We're open.
00:57:47We're open.
00:57:48We're open.
00:57:49We're open.
00:57:50We're open.
00:57:51We're open.
00:57:52We're open.
00:57:53We're open.
00:57:54We're open.
00:57:55Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:59It means that we...
00:58:04It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:09You still wanna sell?
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:12What do you think?
00:58:13I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:17It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:20Let them change schools.
00:58:22Leave their friends.
00:58:23There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:26Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:29No.
00:58:30I mean, no.
00:58:31Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:32Well...
00:58:33It's just that...
00:58:34Oh dear.
00:58:36It's just that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father, could she and
00:58:54Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:55Now why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:57I don't know, Mother.
00:58:58She's a kid.
00:58:59They say strange things.
00:59:04Well, was that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15Hello, Mother.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:18Can we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:20Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:23You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:29But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:32Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:33Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:35Mom!
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:38Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:42Yeah, just a second.
00:59:43It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective.
00:59:46Oh, boy.
00:59:47Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:48What?
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:51Uh...
00:59:52No, look.
00:59:53I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:55No, I'm with my family.
00:59:58No, Monday I can.
01:00:00I have meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0610 a.m.
01:00:07Sure.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:15Let's go.
01:00:16Hi, how was your day?
01:00:45I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:47I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:50Well, you're just going to tell him the same thing
01:00:52you told him before, right?
01:00:53Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:55How complicated could that be?
01:00:58Daddy!
01:00:59Hey, Sam.
01:01:02How was your day?
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Where's your sister?
01:01:06She's still at Scout's.
01:01:09No, she isn't. She went next door.
01:01:13To the Newmans?
01:01:15No.
01:01:16Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's.
01:01:19Brooke, where are you?
01:01:21We're playing dress-up.
01:01:23How do I look?
01:01:24How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:26Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:28Wendy, come on.
01:01:29Go straight home.
01:01:30We're calling the police.
01:01:31I'm gonna talk to you when you get there.
01:01:32What are you talking about? She came here on her own.
01:01:34She's 11 years old, you sick fuck. You better not have touched her.
01:01:37Take it easy, Alan. It was an innocent little game.
01:01:40As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:42People like you being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:44You mean people like us.
01:01:45And we know about your first husband's accident, too.
01:01:48But what about Neil?
01:01:50Oh.
01:01:53Well, I like this game.
01:01:56Go ahead.
01:01:58Call the cops.
01:02:00But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about you, too.
01:02:06Like your mother, Wendy.
01:02:08Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:02:11Or how about the parents of all those little kiddies that come through Wendy's museum?
01:02:16And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:20Child Protective Services.
01:02:22Absolutely.
01:02:24They'd have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:30You two are repulsive.
01:02:32You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37That's right, Wendy. You see your husband here.
01:02:40He fucked me.
01:02:43And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:46And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:53We understand each other?
01:03:04Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment. I didn't think.
01:03:07In the elevator, for Christ's sake!
01:03:09Look, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:11I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:12You broke the rules.
01:03:13There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:15It was a big mistake.
01:03:16A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:18I was raised Catholic for Christ's sake!
01:03:20You were in this every step of the way and you know it.
01:03:22Not every step.
01:03:23And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not gonna call it.
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:28Wait.
01:03:29I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mother.
01:03:43I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:47Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:49You make your plans.
01:03:50Just don't include me in the kids.
01:03:52I don't know.
01:03:53Just do whatever you want and Bronien is.
01:03:55Without it.
01:03:56You might try and see if you're THE hide from the murder.
01:03:57Just love you.
01:03:58Just love you algum
01:03:59that you are.
01:04:01Just love you all!
01:04:01Just love your friend.
01:04:02You love your husband,
01:04:03Just love you!
01:04:05Just love you and your John!
01:04:06Alrighty.
01:04:07What are you doing?
01:04:08You're in this place.
01:04:09Just love you.
01:04:10Just love you!
01:04:11Let's go to my langsam in the next place.
01:04:12I think you're leading somebody to get sick,
01:04:13simple and broken up your imagen.
01:04:15Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:45Yeah.
01:05:15hey buddy borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago i thought i'd get you another one
01:05:34took my lug wrench
01:05:35with my fingerprints on it don't worry it's in a safe place
01:05:45see you alan by the way do you really think we'd let the two of you leave
01:06:05so
01:06:07so
01:06:11so
01:06:15so
01:06:19so
01:06:25so
01:06:27so
01:06:29here it is in a nutshell
01:06:43you guys win
01:06:45well we decided to give it a try
01:06:47no everything went fine with the cops
01:06:49i stayed calm
01:06:51and uh... said all the right things
01:06:53it's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning
01:06:57uh... concentrates the mind
01:06:59wonderfully
01:07:03we figured it was time to
01:07:05call a truce
01:07:07all of us the four of us
01:07:11yeah that's what i was calling about
01:07:13yeah
01:07:15us too
01:07:17we have a great place
01:07:19it's very secluded
01:07:21a client of mine owns it
01:07:23he's gonna be away
01:07:25right
01:07:27well you talk to louise
01:07:29and we can set a date
01:07:31great
01:07:33talk to you soon
01:07:35see you soon
01:07:45do you really think you can do this
01:07:47you
01:07:53you haven't braided my hair for a really long time
01:07:55i guess i just felt like it
01:07:57does this mean you're not mad at me anymore
01:08:09i was never mad at you sweetheart
01:08:11then how come you act so mean all the time
01:08:15it's not your fault
01:08:25i'm sorry honey
01:08:27maybe one day you'll have a family of your own
01:08:31maybe one day you'll have a family of your own
01:08:35and you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time
01:08:41try to be everything for everybody
01:08:47but it is not possible
01:08:49we make mistakes
01:08:51but i promise you
01:08:55that things are gonna change
01:08:57i'm gonna do better okay
01:09:03i love you
01:09:09pretty girl
01:09:17do you think they're suspicious
01:09:19maybe
01:09:23thing to remember is jack can't think past his dick
01:09:25so if we keep their minds focused on sex
01:09:29we should be okay
01:09:35hey look
01:09:37brooks retainer
01:09:49hey guys
01:09:51what a really nice place
01:09:53love the boots wendy
01:10:03scotch
01:10:04no thank you
01:10:05you sure it's your favorite
01:10:07i'm fine really thanks
01:10:11maybe
01:10:13come here
01:10:23come here
01:10:25why don't we go upstairs and go exploring
01:10:39that is a great idea
01:10:41that way wendy and i can stay right here and snuggle
01:10:45i tell you what
01:10:51why don't
01:10:55the two of you go upstairs
01:10:57and wendy and i
01:10:59will meet you up there
01:11:01soon
01:11:03you know
01:11:05you guys are acting a little weird
01:11:07you guys are acting a little weird
01:11:11are you sure that you're not still holding a crutch
01:11:13no
01:11:15no
01:11:16can't we just talk
01:11:17why rush it
01:11:19let's enjoy it
01:11:21let's enjoy it
01:11:29baby
01:11:33i'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this
01:11:35really
01:11:41why don't you feel these
01:11:43well i'm glad we could all be friends again
01:12:09wendy honey i'm so sorry
01:12:11i never meant it to go that far
01:12:13if i could have thought of a way to stop it i would have
01:12:16just get in there
01:12:17and get it over with
01:12:18while they're so asleep
01:12:41you think that's gonna make your problems go
01:12:43you think that's gonna make your problems go
01:12:47away
01:12:50you think that's gonna make your problems go away
01:13:05i wish you had that
01:13:08you think that's gonna make your problems go away
01:13:11way. I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger. Then I'd die respecting you. Go to bed,
01:13:40go to bed.
01:14:10Come on. Come on. Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:32Perfect! Now what? Our car broke down once in Yellowstone. You know what we did?
01:14:54Let me guess. You fucked. Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:01Seems like the only thing to do.
01:15:03What I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere. Remember him?
01:15:16That's right! He was gonna sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20Baby, remember Santorini? You know all that beautiful black sand? Of course you stole the show by going topless on the beach. Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:33How long till we reach the gas station? You know what? We should go there. We could bring the kids.
01:15:39That's a great idea. Of course I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big beautiful tits.
01:15:45Hello? Jack, Jack, keep your way on the road. It's okay. We're fine, guys. Please be quiet. I'm trying to concentrate.
01:15:54Jack, people walk. Please.
01:15:56Jack, slow down. Stop.
01:15:58Stop.
01:15:59Jack.
01:16:00Jack, look out!
01:16:15Jack, look.
01:16:17Jack, look out.
01:16:37Jack, look at him.
01:16:43Jack.
01:16:45Yes, ma'am.
01:17:15We crashed.
01:17:33We fucking crashed!
01:17:39We crashed!
01:17:43Louise?
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:55Baby?
01:17:57Louise?
01:17:59Lou?
01:18:01Louise?
01:18:03Louise?
01:18:05Louise?
01:18:07Oh, baby, Louise?
01:18:13Ellen!
01:18:15Ellen!
01:18:17Ellen!
01:18:19Wendy!
01:18:21Come on, you guys!
01:18:23You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:25Where are you guys?
01:18:27Fucking lay out!
01:18:29Ellen!
01:18:30I'm sick!
01:18:31Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:33You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:35You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:37Come on, guys!
01:18:39We're still a team, right?
01:18:41When this is all over,
01:18:43we gotta do it again!
01:18:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:48All-on!
01:18:49Oh!
01:18:50Yeah!
01:18:51I'm sick!
01:18:52You cannot be screwed!
01:18:54I can't get rid of me!
01:18:55Come on, guys!
01:18:56We're still a team, right?
01:18:57When this is all over,
01:18:58we gotta do it again!
01:19:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:19:02I don't know.
01:19:32How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:48Bills.
01:19:49Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:52And more bills.
01:20:02And a back rub?
01:20:09Really?
01:20:12Sure.
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:17Okay.
01:20:18Okay.
01:20:19Okay.
01:20:20Okay.
01:20:20Get the ball, get the ball!
01:20:50Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball!
01:21:20Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball!
01:21:29Get the ball, get the ball!
01:21:34Thank you for listening.
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