00:01Gather round and break your knights to hear this famous story
00:04Adventures of the swathable, land of dragon glory
00:07In capital horde and the cause of King Alphire
00:10We must confess, we do our best to find a place that I know
00:15We're dragons and we're bound to save
00:18We fight for honour and we don't get paid
00:21We're the damsels in distress, you can bet we're at our best
00:24Raising dragons, we will save our day
00:30Oh, I love our nature's truth
00:45Ah, yes, nature, all that fresh air
00:53Raising dragons, what's that stench?
00:55Lonely persons
00:57Wave my knees
00:58Good day, noble peasant folk
01:01Fine wagon of hay you have heard
01:04It's barley
01:05Oh, I could barley see it with the donkey in the way
01:12Very clever, your highness
01:14Can we go now?
01:15No one's going anywhere
01:19The evil Count Geoffrey
01:21Countess Geoffrey, is it?
01:23This is an outrage
01:25I thought it was an ambush
01:27It's all part of my evil plan
01:29Whereby you must submit to my demands
01:31Or be left quartered at the hand of my trusty swordsmanship
01:36Now hand over your valuables or else
01:38You've never seen anything so ridiculous
01:48What fools!
01:59A royal flush if I ever saw one
02:00Moved thyself
02:01Moved thyself
02:04I can think of no greater embarrassment
02:07I don't know
02:08There was the time you broke the guess your weight scale
02:11At the Count of Thrill
02:14Don't you know what this means?
02:16Word will get round that we're not cool anymore
02:19Hear ye, hear ye
02:22Tired of being a big fat loser?
02:24Then hire London's grooviest image consultant
02:28Martyr of the House of Stuart
02:31That's it?
02:32We'll simply buy a new image
02:35We'll put the heart back in Camelheart
02:38The only thing worse than being washed up as a villain is
02:43Being all dressed up with no place to go
02:48That volatile stench
02:49Can only be the calling card of alchemist and local bookie
02:53Merrill the Wizard
02:55Exploring your feminine side, Jeff?
02:58Cast your spells and bad odor elsewhere, wench
03:00I'm busy
03:01No!
03:02You're a washed up wuss
03:03But don't worry
03:04Professional help is on the way
03:06Help?
03:09Presenting the Evil Black Knight
03:18I was told there were four losers for me to train
03:22This the place?
03:24You be the judge
03:26How many losers in the room?
03:29One, two, three, four
03:32You're lucky
03:33I like a challenge
03:36Who's bad?
03:45Who's bad?
03:48Work on the laugh
03:50It's weak
03:51I'm sure Martyr will be here soon
04:00What's this all about?
04:03The Queen is convinced we're not cool, my lord
04:05Not cool?
04:07Nonsense!
04:08We're as hip as it gets
04:10Flicker!
04:11Did you forget to put the cat out again?
04:13Could it be your clone, my lord?
04:15Actually, I think it's her
04:17Martyr!
04:19How was your ride to London?
04:21Ooh, a long one
04:24No doubt
04:26So, you think you can turn us into movers and shakers?
04:30Hipsters and swingers?
04:31You need hips to shake them, sweetie
04:33Sweetie
04:35That's in all fire
04:37My husband
04:39Oh, my sympathies
04:41I don't love her!
04:44Okay, people! Hip tip number one
04:48The weapons
04:50They're history
04:51Give up the weapons?
04:52Chivalry code 401 section B strictly prohibits that
04:57As they are needed on both the battlefield and the dinner table
05:00Get with the 900s, kid
05:02All weapons up front and then
05:05Follow me and
05:07Whoopies!
05:10Hey, fiddles
05:11Dump this mess, will you?
05:13That's flicker, m'lady
05:16And I use that term loosely
05:17And now hipsters and swingers
05:20The new dragon look!
05:22Flipper, I thought I told you to get rid of those antiques
05:34Take them to the dump
05:36But, but, but Cinder and Clinker are family
05:39I meant the weapons, Flapper
05:42I'll go with you, Flicker
05:44I need some fresh air
05:45This whole image consultant thing stinks
05:49She certainly does
05:51That oppressively dressed fellow is either collecting props for a German art film
05:55Or there's trouble brewing at Castle Threadbear
05:59Now for the psychological training
06:02What do we do first? Guillotine? Torture? The rack?
06:05I'm a bit of a Thumbstrues man myself
06:07That's for wimps
06:08I'm gonna teach you the most evil lessons of corruption and debauchery ever passed on from master to wuss
06:17The dreaded Count Geoffrey de Bouillon, oppressor par excellence of the poor and weak
06:21Is getting a makeover?
06:23To render himself eviler, oppressiver and villainouser?
06:27Airy, spacious, all the modern conveniences
06:30And comes with your own dung farmer
06:32Set you back a season of crops plus the wife
06:34Could he sink any lower?
06:40Now he's in real estate
06:43So your only defense on the charge of stealing the cheese
06:46Is that you are lactose intolerant and the glove doesn't fit
06:50Is that correct?
06:51Yup, no dairy, no cheese, no peta
06:54Members of the jury, I now request your verdict and ask
06:58Did you get my presents?
07:02Introducing the new, deliciously evil, me!
07:07If you're gonna want that lightning every time, it's extra
07:11But...
07:16What a great laugh
07:19If I could only get my hands on a new set of weapons
07:21To go with my new evil image
07:26Camlehart is mine
07:28Now Geoffrey has flipped his pointed little head
07:31And with no weapons, Camlehart is defenceless
07:32Camelheart is defenceless.
07:33Something smells here, Flicker, and I think I know what it is.
07:38Whoopies, fellow mobs.
07:42And me without my hair gel.
07:44Where's Flicker, the Blasted Squire?
07:47We shall wow them at the farmer's market.
07:51Smells like we're already there.
07:53Lords and ladies, steady your wedgies.
07:56Wedgies, backed by popular demand, the more evil, even more unattractive, Count Jebryda Boolean.
08:09Not again.
08:11Drop the weapons, Jeffrey, or we shall be forced to turn you into a chandelier.
08:17Not so fast, King of Flam.
08:19Take a closer look.
08:21Familiar?
08:22Blazing dragons.
08:24Those are ours.
08:25And according to section 17 of the code, a knight cannot deface any weapon that was forged specifically for a member of the square table.
08:34Oh, Pooh.
08:36We're trapped.
08:37Pimp, could I just get my feet and be on my way?
08:42Not so fast, stinky.
08:44What?
08:46Princess Flame!
08:48What a surprise!
08:49I'll just bet you're surprised.
08:51So was I when I followed the so-called Black Knight from Threadbear Castle, only to discover that he was you.
08:59You left this behind.
09:01A foul-smelling cologne, but not nearly strong enough to mask the stench of...
09:05Merle the Wizard!
09:08My Eve!
09:09Merle!
09:10You crafty wench.
09:12You really are evil.
09:14And you taught me well.
09:16Allow me to demonstrate.
09:17Not so fast!
09:19You can't dump boiling oil on us!
09:22Who said anything about boiling oil?
09:24I have the greasiest substance known to dragon kind.
09:27Sir Loungelot's hair gel.
09:29Have a nice slip home.
09:34As soon as I uncovered the plot, I immediately sent Flicker to retrieve my hair gel.
09:43Thereby saving the day and our lives.
09:47I don't know what's Slicker, his hair gel or his stories.
09:51Ha ha ha ha!
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