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Blazing Dragons Season 2 Episode 1a – A Killer Makeover (1998) | English HD | Full Episode  In Blazing Dragons Season 2 Episode 1a – “A Killer Makeover” (1998), the medieval world of Camelhot is turned upside down when Princess Flame decides to give the castle a modern makeover. What starts as a royal refresh quickly spirals into chaos as Sir Loungelot, King Allfire, and Flicker find themselves in one hilarious situation after another.   Created by Terry Jones (Monty Python) and produced by Nelvana Limited and Ellipsanime, Blazing Dragons is a witty animated parody of Arthurian legends — where dragons are the heroes and humans are the bumbling villains. The show cleverly blends British-style humor, fantasy adventure, and satirical storytelling, making it a cult favorite among fans of 90s cartoons.   Series Information:   Title: Blazing Dragons   Season: 2   Episode: 1a – “A Killer Makeover”   Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure   Language: English   Original Air Year: 1998   Produced by: Nelvana Limited, Ellipsanime, and The Jim Henson Company   Runtime: ~11 minutes   Format: HD Animation | Family Cartoon | Medieval Comedy   Enjoy classic fantasy humor, witty characters, and timeless adventure — only on CartoonLTV 🐉  🔗 Watch now: https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV  #BlazingDragons #AKillerMakeover #BlazingDragonsSeason2 #BlazingDragonsEpisode1 #CartoonLTV #MedievalComedy #AnimatedSeries #FantasyCartoon #DragonCartoon #FunnyCartoon #BritishHumor #90sCartoon #ClassicAnimation #Nelvana #JimHensonCompany #Ellipsanime #DragonAdventure #RetroCartoon #AnimatedComedy #FamilyCartoon #FantasyAdventure #CartoonNetworkClassic #OldCartoon #NostalgiaCartoon #VintageAnimation #FunnyKidsShow #ComedyCartoon #AnimatedDragons #KidsFantasy #FamilyEntertainment #CartoonParody #WittyHumor #DragonKnights #ClassicKidsShow #RetroTVShow #AnimatedFantasy #90sAnimation #BritishCartoon #ComedyAdventure #FantasyWorld #CartoonHumor #FunnyAnimation #ClassicShow #HDAnimation #EnglishCartoon #FantasyHumor #AnimatedSeriesHD #CartoonForKids #FamilyCartoonHD #OldAnimatedShow #ClassicCartoonSeries #FunnyDragons

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00:01Gather round and break your knights to hear this famous story

00:04Adventures of the swathable, land of dragon glory

00:07In capital horde and the cause of King Alphire

00:10We must confess, we do our best to find a place that I know

00:15We're dragons and we're bound to save

00:18We fight for honour and we don't get paid

00:21We're the damsels in distress, you can bet we're at our best

00:24Raising dragons, we will save our day

00:30Oh, I love our nature's truth

00:45Ah, yes, nature, all that fresh air

00:53Raising dragons, what's that stench?

00:55Lonely persons

00:57Wave my knees

00:58Good day, noble peasant folk

01:01Fine wagon of hay you have heard

01:04It's barley

01:05Oh, I could barley see it with the donkey in the way

01:12Very clever, your highness

01:14Can we go now?

01:15No one's going anywhere

01:19The evil Count Geoffrey

01:21Countess Geoffrey, is it?

01:23This is an outrage

01:25I thought it was an ambush

01:27It's all part of my evil plan

01:29Whereby you must submit to my demands

01:31Or be left quartered at the hand of my trusty swordsmanship

01:36Now hand over your valuables or else

01:38You've never seen anything so ridiculous

01:48What fools!

01:59A royal flush if I ever saw one

02:00Moved thyself

02:01Moved thyself

02:04I can think of no greater embarrassment

02:07I don't know

02:08There was the time you broke the guess your weight scale

02:11At the Count of Thrill

02:14Don't you know what this means?

02:16Word will get round that we're not cool anymore

02:19Hear ye, hear ye

02:22Tired of being a big fat loser?

02:24Then hire London's grooviest image consultant

02:28Martyr of the House of Stuart

02:31That's it?

02:32We'll simply buy a new image

02:35We'll put the heart back in Camelheart

02:38The only thing worse than being washed up as a villain is

02:43Being all dressed up with no place to go

02:48That volatile stench

02:49Can only be the calling card of alchemist and local bookie

02:53Merrill the Wizard

02:55Exploring your feminine side, Jeff?

02:58Cast your spells and bad odor elsewhere, wench

03:00I'm busy

03:01No!

03:02You're a washed up wuss

03:03But don't worry

03:04Professional help is on the way

03:06Help?

03:09Presenting the Evil Black Knight

03:18I was told there were four losers for me to train

03:22This the place?

03:24You be the judge

03:26How many losers in the room?

03:29One, two, three, four

03:32You're lucky

03:33I like a challenge

03:36Who's bad?

03:45Who's bad?

03:48Work on the laugh

03:50It's weak

03:51I'm sure Martyr will be here soon

04:00What's this all about?

04:03The Queen is convinced we're not cool, my lord

04:05Not cool?

04:07Nonsense!

04:08We're as hip as it gets

04:10Flicker!

04:11Did you forget to put the cat out again?

04:13Could it be your clone, my lord?

04:15Actually, I think it's her

04:17Martyr!

04:19How was your ride to London?

04:21Ooh, a long one

04:24No doubt

04:26So, you think you can turn us into movers and shakers?

04:30Hipsters and swingers?

04:31You need hips to shake them, sweetie

04:33Sweetie

04:35That's in all fire

04:37My husband

04:39Oh, my sympathies

04:41I don't love her!

04:44Okay, people! Hip tip number one

04:48The weapons

04:50They're history

04:51Give up the weapons?

04:52Chivalry code 401 section B strictly prohibits that

04:57As they are needed on both the battlefield and the dinner table

05:00Get with the 900s, kid

05:02All weapons up front and then

05:05Follow me and

05:07Whoopies!

05:10Hey, fiddles

05:11Dump this mess, will you?

05:13That's flicker, m'lady

05:16And I use that term loosely

05:17And now hipsters and swingers

05:20The new dragon look!

05:22Flipper, I thought I told you to get rid of those antiques

05:34Take them to the dump

05:36But, but, but Cinder and Clinker are family

05:39I meant the weapons, Flapper

05:42I'll go with you, Flicker

05:44I need some fresh air

05:45This whole image consultant thing stinks

05:49She certainly does

05:51That oppressively dressed fellow is either collecting props for a German art film

05:55Or there's trouble brewing at Castle Threadbear

05:59Now for the psychological training

06:02What do we do first? Guillotine? Torture? The rack?

06:05I'm a bit of a Thumbstrues man myself

06:07That's for wimps

06:08I'm gonna teach you the most evil lessons of corruption and debauchery ever passed on from master to wuss

06:17The dreaded Count Geoffrey de Bouillon, oppressor par excellence of the poor and weak

06:21Is getting a makeover?

06:23To render himself eviler, oppressiver and villainouser?

06:27Airy, spacious, all the modern conveniences

06:30And comes with your own dung farmer

06:32Set you back a season of crops plus the wife

06:34Could he sink any lower?

06:40Now he's in real estate

06:43So your only defense on the charge of stealing the cheese

06:46Is that you are lactose intolerant and the glove doesn't fit

06:50Is that correct?

06:51Yup, no dairy, no cheese, no peta

06:54Members of the jury, I now request your verdict and ask

06:58Did you get my presents?

07:02Introducing the new, deliciously evil, me!

07:07If you're gonna want that lightning every time, it's extra

07:11But...

07:16What a great laugh

07:19If I could only get my hands on a new set of weapons

07:21To go with my new evil image

07:26Camlehart is mine

07:28Now Geoffrey has flipped his pointed little head

07:31And with no weapons, Camlehart is defenceless

07:32Camelheart is defenceless.

07:33Something smells here, Flicker, and I think I know what it is.

07:38Whoopies, fellow mobs.

07:42And me without my hair gel.

07:44Where's Flicker, the Blasted Squire?

07:47We shall wow them at the farmer's market.

07:51Smells like we're already there.

07:53Lords and ladies, steady your wedgies.

07:56Wedgies, backed by popular demand, the more evil, even more unattractive, Count Jebryda Boolean.

08:09Not again.

08:11Drop the weapons, Jeffrey, or we shall be forced to turn you into a chandelier.

08:17Not so fast, King of Flam.

08:19Take a closer look.

08:21Familiar?

08:22Blazing dragons.

08:24Those are ours.

08:25And according to section 17 of the code, a knight cannot deface any weapon that was forged specifically for a member of the square table.

08:34Oh, Pooh.

08:36We're trapped.

08:37Pimp, could I just get my feet and be on my way?

08:42Not so fast, stinky.

08:44What?

08:46Princess Flame!

08:48What a surprise!

08:49I'll just bet you're surprised.

08:51So was I when I followed the so-called Black Knight from Threadbear Castle, only to discover that he was you.

08:59You left this behind.

09:01A foul-smelling cologne, but not nearly strong enough to mask the stench of...

09:05Merle the Wizard!

09:08My Eve!

09:09Merle!

09:10You crafty wench.

09:12You really are evil.

09:14And you taught me well.

09:16Allow me to demonstrate.

09:17Not so fast!

09:19You can't dump boiling oil on us!

09:22Who said anything about boiling oil?

09:24I have the greasiest substance known to dragon kind.

09:27Sir Loungelot's hair gel.

09:29Have a nice slip home.

09:34As soon as I uncovered the plot, I immediately sent Flicker to retrieve my hair gel.

09:43Thereby saving the day and our lives.

09:47I don't know what's Slicker, his hair gel or his stories.

09:51Ha ha ha ha!

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