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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:28Oh.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't a game.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my god.
00:06:23There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:54Ciao Gucci!
00:06:55Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Dr. Angelo for my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:15Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink.
00:10:24And she flipped out.
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus.
00:10:27But your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33Alright?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright?
00:10:41I promise.
00:10:42He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46I see.
00:11:47There's something in common already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:25What's it gonna be?
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:46Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it, fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15Right in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway.
00:13:35You must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage.
00:13:42But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:55All right.
00:14:13Salute.
00:14:15To the new couple.
00:14:16So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:05What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:08This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:10She's an artist.
00:15:12So, put them in your room.
00:15:13I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:16Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong.
00:15:20It's trademarked.
00:15:21Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way.
00:15:39This is gonna work.
00:15:41You might wanna start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?!
00:15:55Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying you're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:08Like I always taught you.
00:16:11Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So...
00:16:20I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo...
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valeno?
00:16:30Maybe you've...
00:16:31Heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?!
00:16:34Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Animal?
00:16:40Like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:43How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:46It's...
00:16:49Been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:52He's so...
00:16:53Toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:09Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:15We're already wet.
00:17:16We're already wet.
00:17:19You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:49Where did that come from?
00:18:19Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:30Oh, I'm good.
00:18:33We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:38You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Ooh.
00:18:46Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:05Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:09I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:27Sweet dreams.
00:19:31I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:19:45And um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:57Sorry.
00:19:58I had one too many to drink.
00:19:59It won't happen again.
00:20:00Better not.
00:20:01How's the hangover?
00:20:02Roomie.
00:20:03Not now.
00:20:04My head's killing me.
00:20:05We need to talk about last night.
00:20:06No.
00:20:07What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:10I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:13Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:15But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made
00:20:31it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care if you're fooling around
00:20:37with your bimbos.
00:20:38Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night
00:20:44that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA, just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:20:54then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whatever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I...
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07You're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Come on, Gucci.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:17Hey, Amelia.
00:22:18Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27Nice to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:40If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:43My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:45If you want to go.
00:23:46I'm trying to have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:47You did?
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49I still do.
00:23:50He's cute.
00:23:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:53Then again, I don't know.
00:23:54I don't know.
00:23:55I don't know.
00:23:56I don't know.
00:23:57I don't know.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08But then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:34Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:40Looks pretty big.
00:24:41It was a big school.
00:24:42Public schools.
00:24:43Am I right?
00:24:44I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:45Me?
00:24:46Engaged?
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Are you kidding?
00:24:49I'm 24.
00:24:50I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:51I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:53Nope.
00:24:54Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Royce pooped.
00:24:57Should pick it up.
00:24:58Where?
00:24:59I don't see it.
00:25:00Just over there.
00:25:01Come on.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:03Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05It's an office.
00:25:06You wanna be CEO?
00:25:07You gotta look the pot.
00:25:08I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:10Nope.
00:25:11Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Royce pooped.
00:25:14Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:16I don't see it.
00:25:17Just over there.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the pot.
00:25:30You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:35Very funny.
00:25:36You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:37Yes, I know.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:41So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, Dad.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:59Ow!
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi.
00:26:07I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:08You're engaged, remember?
00:26:09And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:23But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:33What, Dad?
00:26:38What a day, Dad.
00:26:39It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:41Look at you.
00:26:42You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:24Okay.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:37One day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:43Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:47you talk about the day's work,
00:27:49raise you closer together,
00:27:51comfort each other just like your mom and I
00:27:53used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:57it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:10The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:12Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:14Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:16to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:22I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:29Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32Alright, so it's all settled.
00:28:34I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo
00:28:36and don't be late.
00:28:37Don't be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43Mmm.
00:28:53So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:14You better not let that hair down.
00:29:16Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out!
00:29:27I'm coming out!
00:29:37Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress ASAP.
00:29:50Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:57I want to leave a big bed.
00:29:59I should be home with my mom today.
00:30:00I should be careful.
00:30:02I'm gonna do this, too.
00:30:04If you need to keep your hair down!
00:30:06You better leave it alone.
00:30:07Put your hair down here!
00:30:10Put your hair down here.
00:30:12You better don't look at the hair down here.
00:30:15You better get your hair down here.
00:30:17You better use your hair down here.
00:30:19If you need to cut your hair down here.
00:30:21You better use your hair down here!
00:30:23That's not what I'm trying to do here.
00:30:24What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know,
00:31:22you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:57It's Michael Angelo, Dean Lovino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:53Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Before I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:03It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16The heck.
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiance.
00:35:55So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't care about what you do.
00:38:01I wish I didn't care about what you do.
00:38:31Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog walker.
00:38:56Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this.
00:39:08We got too many drinks.
00:39:10Just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:40The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:02Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did miss Dredgen.
00:40:13And how was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad, right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:33Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:11I don't know.
00:42:11I don't know.
00:42:12I'm sorry.
00:42:13I have to let her fall.
00:42:13I have to let her fall.
00:42:14My child shower's in love with me.
00:42:15Where is that?
00:42:15I'm sorry.
00:42:16You're up.
00:42:17I'm sorry.
00:42:18Because she's so long.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:20How long have you been to the dog walker?
00:42:21I have to let her.
00:42:21Why do you have to let her stay here in love with me?
00:42:22Is that the dog walker?
00:42:23I justvia?
00:42:23Maybe I have to get a dog walker?
00:42:24Maybe you have to let her right away?
00:42:25A dog walker.
00:42:25Maybe I'm not gonna let her go.
00:42:27I'll do this together.
00:42:28You can't even say that.
00:42:28Hey.
00:42:30Hi.
00:42:31Hi.
00:42:32We should talk
00:42:37I'm not very good with words
00:42:43Me neither
00:42:44But last night I
00:42:46You don't have to say anything
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second
00:42:56You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04Okay, I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your models
00:43:09Or your D-list actresses
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13About letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17That you would
00:43:18And frankly so would I
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts
00:43:21You don't understand
00:43:21Let's get some takeout
00:43:23And figure this thing out
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28Wait
00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make
00:43:39Last night
00:43:43I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:49Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality TV
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:11Please
00:44:13I know you felt it too
00:44:16Amelia, please
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25I felt it too
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36Me too
00:44:38Me too
00:44:38Me too
00:44:38Me too
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00:44:41Me too
00:44:43Me too
00:44:45Me too
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00:44:48Me too
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00:44:50Me too
00:44:51Me too
00:44:52Me too
00:44:53Me too
00:44:54Me too
00:44:55Me too
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00:44:57Me too
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00:44:59Me too
00:45:00Me too
00:45:01Me too
00:45:02Me too
00:45:03Me too
00:45:04Me too
00:45:05so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:58well i am his woman
00:47:00he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:03and i don't blame him
00:47:05oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:10i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:15i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:25we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:31come on gucci let's go
00:47:36cats are awesome
00:47:40that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for
00:47:46the new line you think so
00:47:49maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to
00:47:55paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:59gucci sure but i mean you know
00:48:01dogs are more amelia's specialty yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:18so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try
00:48:39that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:46do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:50no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:23have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:35what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci
00:49:42but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:47you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:57i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:02i'm kidding this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:07what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian
00:50:12dinner you can cook
00:50:28that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33i don't know how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:38making italian food is one of my favorite things to do did you learn in culinary school
00:50:42no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:50sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:05she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:07we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:13i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:51:20i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:35just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:51:46since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:54i don't want to lose her too
00:51:57i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:15is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:52:33hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:48ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:53what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:01there you go okay bye bye
00:53:07love you love you too
00:53:08sorry
00:53:19sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:53:25talk about it later yeah
00:53:28okay okay
00:53:30ugh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35oh
00:53:41look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here huh
00:53:50let's try it
00:53:52oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:54:00there you go come to papa yes my boy
00:54:06all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:54:12hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band
00:54:18is free you like cold play right that we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:26well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty
00:54:31room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly
00:54:45but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing
00:54:51i think it'd make her uncomfortable wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point
00:55:00there i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever
00:55:09felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:55:22all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:55:28nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:55:36so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister you can tell me anything is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk
00:56:36pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will
00:56:41cut him into it's not michelangelo let's see it's me i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we
00:57:19need to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to
00:57:36epcot he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:57:44your pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:57:56yeah meet him maybe you'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:58:03please just give him a chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:23thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer-free we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
00:58:38mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you betsy
00:59:13so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:59:22how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
00:59:27were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
00:59:34that much on that much on a drink
00:59:388.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:00:04you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:00:21so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your
01:00:36fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but what about her career are you going to support her or kids what's your stance
01:00:53on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:01:08anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really
01:01:22cared about emilia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring
01:01:29on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no
01:01:34wonder emilia was so uptight when i met him she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to
01:01:39me like that emilia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my
01:01:52best interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair
01:01:57michelangelo she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest
01:02:01bastard in beverly hills and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:02:18whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that
01:02:46means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:03:40or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:03:46contract it's not like i told you you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen
01:03:55to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:05yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:10see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:33oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:44i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick i make me sick
01:05:06nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:47it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:52never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:05:56fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:13amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:06:23what
01:06:23well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and there
01:06:38all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:06:59gucci gucci hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29amelia
01:07:36gucci
01:07:47he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:53we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking
01:07:58he'll turn up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:04i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:08he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:19gucci
01:08:23gucci my boy's back
01:08:25gucci
01:08:33okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:43i might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:50a little
01:08:53it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:09:00amelia can we talk
01:09:06please
01:09:09amelia can we talk
01:09:12i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:30i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the
01:09:34contract
01:09:38i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:44thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:09:49and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:53you're not one
01:09:55i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:04i'm not
01:10:08you're not what do you mean
01:10:12amelia this might sound crazy but
01:10:16i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:19and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23i want to know that our love is real
01:10:29dad
01:10:31what is this son
01:10:32i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son
01:10:38because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:42and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:47but because she wants to
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:11:03amelia
01:11:05what will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:15yes
01:11:16i'll marry you
01:11:17thank you
01:11:32you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:39look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:42all right all right you two that's enough all right
01:11:48we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53italian style
01:11:55hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially uh cold play we're not getting cold play dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:21you
01:12:35and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:42amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together
01:12:51i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:04i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:13:14in return i promise
01:13:18to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:27i um
01:13:30amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:36i love you so much
01:13:44i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've helped
01:13:52me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to do
01:13:56more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:14:03and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime
01:14:08in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband
01:14:21and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:23thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker
01:14:39it's crazy you know given my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too
01:14:50it is
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