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00:00I know you miss me, I know you miss me.
00:11I'm back.
00:12Y'all, I'm never gonna complain about being safe ever again.
00:15Girl, this shit is crazy.
00:18That musical was really fun.
00:21I was finally safe.
00:23I'm relieved.
00:24Cause girl, I've been going up and down, loop the loop.
00:27Being safe is nice as hell.
00:29Okay, ready?
00:30Five, six, seven, eight.
00:32You can't see my legs.
00:45It's Nick Nick!
00:47Oh, I started on the wrong one!
00:52We ate that.
00:53That was sickening.
00:54That was better than what we did out there.
00:55Lick it.
00:56Oh my god, Pookie!
00:57Oh my god!
00:58Our trio number is going to be looked back as one of the best numbers.
01:13I had so much fun.
01:14Oh, I longed for those days in so many ways before Dorothy.
01:20We should do an Abby Lee Miller pyramid of who we think is going to be.
01:24Oh!
01:25We think of a pyramid!
01:26I am going to be scribing the lovely post-it notes and posting them on the mirror.
01:33And the other girls can help me determine these positions.
01:37Okay, so we got Corey.
01:38Is Corey a top or bottom?
01:39Well...
01:40I think she's a bottom girl.
01:41Do you think Corey's lip-syncing?
01:42Wait, Corey's definitely lip-syncing.
01:43How would that make you feel?
01:44I mean, I would be happy that someone's going home, but I would be very sad.
01:48Oh my god, Lydia!
01:50So that show makes it all for show?
01:52No, not at all.
01:53I really do like Corey.
01:54Wow.
01:55I thought this was extra romance.
01:56This generation just doesn't care, girl.
01:57This is so crazy.
01:58I live for Corey.
01:59I love Corey very much.
02:00Oh!
02:01That's a little fast.
02:02Damn!
02:04Corey's lip-syncing against Acacia.
02:05Acacia.
02:06Wait, what do you think?
02:07Yeah.
02:08I think it could be Corey versus Acacia.
02:09I thought...
02:10Okay.
02:11Who do you think it is?
02:12Versus Susie?
02:13Whoa!
02:14That would be sick, man!
02:16Wait!
02:17Hold up.
02:18Wait, hold up, baby.
02:19So what do we say?
02:20Are we saying Acacia or Susie?
02:21What do we say?
02:22Wait, I'm going to say Susie just because that's what I want to see.
02:24Let's be messy.
02:25Let's be messy.
02:26Wait, ah!
02:27Just, ah!
02:28Oh my god.
02:29No more hee-haha.
02:31We are putting Susie in the bottom because we think it'll be a little funny thing to make Susie upset
02:35because we know Susie did well this week, but we're hoping in our minds that Susie's in the bottom.
02:39Miss Acacia fought for the role of Dorothy.
02:41Do we think she gave?
02:42No!
02:43So then Acacia is the third from the bottom, right?
02:46Acacia's the third in the bottom.
02:47Wait, who's all on stage?
02:48So, bitch, Anya and Sam are top three again and I'm so over it, girls.
02:52Who?
02:53Anya, Sam, who's the other one?
02:54Jules.
02:55Oh, Jules might be in the bottom.
02:56You think so?
02:57Well, because her titties kept coming out.
02:58Well, that's not her fault.
02:59That was funny though.
03:00They were laughing.
03:01The munchies and got great big pumpkins.
03:04Don't shout out and counting spells.
03:07Do you think Sam or Anya won?
03:09I'm gonna say Sam just because Anya cannot get you to win.
03:11I'm gonna throw a wild card in there.
03:12I think Jules won.
03:13I'm gonna say Jules with you, actually.
03:15Jules winning?
03:16Yeah.
03:17Alrighty, the safe queens have determined that our tops for the week ladies is, of course,
03:22the one and only Sam and Anya.
03:24And our winner, chosen, is Miss Jules.
03:27Jules.
03:28Yes!
03:29My Latina sister.
03:31Our bottom hoes are Acacia.
03:33And who will be lip syncing is the one and only Suzy Toots and Glory Kinga.
03:39I am hoping that this rattles Suzy Toots to her core.
03:43I hope dysentery sets in and she needs to be carried off by the medical man.
03:47This tastes too good when you're not dressed.
03:52Hi, Untucked.
03:53This is Lana Jure.
03:54We have like an Addie Lee Miller Dance Moms pyramid going on.
03:58We rank the girls from top to bottom.
04:00We have tops, Jules, Sam and Anya.
04:03Bottoms, Acacia, Suzy and Glory King.
04:06Suzy would be angry if you give her any kind of critique.
04:08She would be mad if she sees her name in the bottom.
04:11It's fun to see Suzy get her out of.
04:13Wait, we should, if we hear them coming, I'm just gonna set this up.
04:17No, you shouldn't.
04:18We're gonna hide behind that curtain, the purple curtain.
04:20I think we should hide behind it.
04:21Oh, this is a lot of pressure.
04:22We're terrible.
04:23I don't know what to do.
04:24I feel bad.
04:25Hurry, hurry.
04:26They'll hear her.
04:27All right, people.
04:28Oh.
04:29Calm.
04:30Okay.
04:31Where do girls at?
04:32Where do girls at?
04:33Where do girls at?
04:34Hey, Shady Ladies.
04:35Green, come the fuck out.
04:36What the fuck do you want, bitch?
04:37What, what, what?
04:38Hey, Shady Ladies.
04:39Hope you're feeling lucky.
04:40Let's talk about that.
04:41What kind of shenanigans are we doing today on Untucked?
04:42In the bottom, we do have Lana.
04:43Susie and Corey.
04:44Wow.
04:45Susie and Corey.
04:46Wow.
04:47Susie's here.
04:48Susie's here because we would love to see Susie.
04:50Wait, can I ask a question, teacher?
04:51Yes, yes ma'am.
04:52Why is Susie in the bottom this week?
04:53No it was mostly, mostly a joke.
04:55No it's mostly a joke next week.
04:57Please, come the fuck out bitch.
04:58khi is what you're calling her.
04:59All right.
05:00Where's the Vit he's looking for?
05:01Why is Susie?
05:02Is the Vit he came for?
05:03What are you talking about?
05:04All right.
05:05All right.
05:06How did you say?
05:07What do they own?
05:08Oh, you know.
05:09I can't do it.
05:10I can't do it.
05:11Well, you have to.
05:12I can't do it.
05:13I can't do it.
05:14I can't do it.
05:15I can't do it.
05:16I can't do it.
05:17I can't do that.
05:18No, it was mostly it was mostly a joke. We had a feeling Susie would be at the top
05:22We were like, let's see if Susie could be in the bottom. I was hoping to come back here with a cocktail and just chill out
05:28Fucking drink, whatever
05:30Fuck you guys
05:32Okay, wait, let's actually let's actually get it to the tea. There's like kind of four tops. It's kind of four
05:36Yeah, it's kind of four tops. All right, Susie, Susie
05:39So they said that I was I had a difficult job going first in the rusical having like the first number and
05:44RuPaul said everybody has a shade of blonde and you found your shade of blonde. You look like a delicious
05:51dessert
05:52The color of your skin with the color of your outfit and there's a blonde color for everyone
05:57And I was like, you're welcome, you're welcome. Thank my mom. That's her. We need to settle
06:06I was proud of how everybody did. You know, I think we all did a good job. Anya is definitely safe
06:11What were the critiques? Um, then I got in my head, which was so clear
06:14Like the choreography the choreography you got this so do not let that saboteur take space in your head
06:21They loved her. Yeah, I don't think I'm going home this weekend. I'm really happy
06:25I am in the bottom. I am in the bottom
06:27They said that I'll shine these the thing that monkey number one had was she was always in character
06:33And she's actually lower to the ground than you are
06:35So it's just like the smallest things could actually pull focus from you
06:39That's the lady ate me the fuck up
06:42And I will one more time again
06:45How do you feel acacia because they like loved the outfit
06:48And they like live for the hair the performance. They said it was wasn't big enough
06:52You seem to be very internalized. Mm-hmm. You need to let it out and let us in
06:57How do you feel about that?
06:58I just don't think I did enough
07:01So, Jules, where, how
07:03I did the top! I did the top!
07:05I did the motherfucking top!
07:06Bitch, they were living
07:08I loved your performance. You're a little sled up there. I thought it was cute
07:12Tell us all what they said
07:14Um, they loved the performance
07:16They said I had huge shoes to fill being shared, but they said that I did a great job
07:20I noticed there's a little loosening up you took michelle's critique when I come out here
07:25I've always felt we're competing at a pageant
07:27So I wanted to say the right things not say something stupid and embarrass myself
07:31After getting y'all's permission. I'm like girl. I'm gonna let it all hang out. So yeah, I'm very happy. I mean, I'm grateful
07:37Thank you god
07:41I'm hoping I can get another win so susie can't get too far ahead and miss anya can't get too far ahead
07:47Don't get excited, bitch
07:48I genuinely have no idea between the three of us who is going to win
07:55I know it's jules. I think it might be me. Jules is getting it. I it could be jules totally
07:59If they try and give it to one of you two give it to jules. I think it's me. Well, fuck y'all
08:04You have a win. If I want two
08:08That is shady. How is that shady? Because I want two she got two she got two
08:14I want one. I want one. I want one. I want one. I want one. I want a win too
08:17You're like late to the party at this point
08:21I'm sorry
08:22Cut two
08:23Y'all want me to lie?
08:24I think that was the easiest one to do
08:25What did you say, Ariadne?
08:29What did you say? I didn't hear it. I'm sorry
08:30What did you say, bitch?
08:31I said you got the the easiest role in my eye
08:34Bitch, why don't you take it?
08:35Oh, because I didn't want it
08:36You needed it
08:37Oh, that's not true
08:38Literally, the judges told me it was the hardest
08:40Hold on, let me explain why I said the easiest
08:42It's the easiest because they live for a share
08:44Right, so if you didn't do it well, you would have flopped
08:47So I'm glad you didn't get it
08:48Oh
08:51You started it
08:52It's just an opinion, bitch
08:55I don't like opinions
08:56You only like the ones that are good
08:58Right
08:58You, bitch
09:06Hi, Kim
09:07It's me, Jewel
09:08And wow
09:10Wow
09:11I'm painted, bitch
09:12And I feel really good
09:14Hi
09:16Oh my god
09:17How's everybody doing?
09:19Hi
09:22I had to wear a heel for y'all
09:23Come sit with us
09:24I love these tips
09:25Move over, bitch
09:26Adam Lambert just walked in untucked
09:29And I'm freaking out
09:29I love Adam Lambert ever since I was a little boy
09:32I saw him on American Idol
09:34And I just knew he was gay girl
09:36And I was like, that is my people
09:38Oh my gosh, hi
09:39What's up, Adam motherfucking Lambert
09:41How are you guys doing?
09:42Good, how are you?
09:43I am the biggest fan
09:44Thank you
09:44I'm like legend
09:45I appreciate it
09:46I have been the biggest Adam Lambert fan forever
09:50In middle school, I literally used to draw pictures of Adam Lambert
09:53I know every song, every album, a deep cut, B-side track
09:58I am an Adam Lambert fan
10:01You did an amazing job
10:03I mean that was a lot of choreography
10:05Thank you
10:05A lot of vocals, a lot of lyrics
10:06Good job
10:07Thank you
10:07That was really, really good
10:09Really, really good
10:09Was it hard to get that green off?
10:10Bitch, it's still in here
10:12It's still in there
10:13Yeah
10:13I did Wicked for like five years
10:15Oh my god
10:15And the girl that you played
10:16Fierro
10:16She would go to bed with the green still like in the ears and the nose
10:20Wait, you did Wicked, were you Fierro?
10:21Look at her ear right now
10:21I understudied Fierro
10:23I was the understudy
10:24Oh my god
10:24And I worked really hard
10:26And I went on like six times
10:28Like ever
10:28God
10:29So people come up to me sometimes
10:30They're like, I saw you as Fierro
10:31I'm like, I doubt it
10:32You saw me in the back
10:33I was in a purple top hat
10:35Screaming for my life
10:36Yeah, ten or one
10:37Dance at ten or one
10:38Ten or one
10:39First solo
10:40That was me
10:40Okay, so as someone who wasn't Wicked
10:42Did we make you proud as like
10:44I felt there was all sorts of nostalgia
10:45And familiar vibes
10:47I mean, I love the Wizard of Oz
10:48And I love Wicked
10:49And I love the Wiz
10:50I did the Wiz when I was a kid
10:52Like, I was like the one white kid
10:53In the Wiz
10:55I don't think it was quite right that I was in it
10:58But they put me in it
10:59And I was like, okay
11:00It's not right, but it's okay
11:00The hair is giving Tin Woman
11:04I loved your beat for that
11:06Thank you
11:06Was that face lace?
11:08Yeah, it was like a little face glitter
11:09Very cute
11:10I clocked out
11:11I was like, the face is
11:12Thank you
11:12And the hair was sitting
11:14Right, that was fun
11:15Yeah, it was really good
11:16What is your best advice for us in show business?
11:18We're about to enter the world
11:20You know what?
11:20The way I would look at it is
11:21Like this opportunity
11:22This is a once in a lifetime thing, right?
11:24And you all know that
11:25Don't sleep on it
11:26And don't be scared of it
11:28Get dirty
11:29Dive right into it and go for it
11:31That's
11:31When I did Idol
11:33I was like, this is shit or get off the pot time
11:35Yes
11:35You know?
11:36And I went for it
11:37And I sharpened my teeth
11:38And took a big ol' bite out of it
11:40And it worked out
11:40I'm still working
11:41And I'm still here
11:42Don't be scared of this
11:44Yeah, yeah
11:44Don't hold back
11:45Period
11:46It's not gonna
11:46You're gonna look back if you do so
11:48And you're gonna be like, damn
11:50Give it your all
11:51Put your whole pussy in it
11:52Yeah, seriously
11:53I'm gonna put my whole pussy in it
11:54Put your whole pussy in there
11:56Sorry, queens
11:56I gotta take Adam back to the main stage
11:58What?
11:59I'm sorry
12:00All right
12:01I will do my best
12:02And the samoskies on the jacket are giving, honey
12:04Disco daddy, baby
12:05Money
12:05Disco daddy
12:06Disco daddy
12:07Come on
12:08You look amazing
12:10Walk, walk
12:11Okay
12:11Hustle that kitty
12:12You're doing my song out there
12:13So make me proud
12:13Whoever it is
12:14Wait, give me one of those licorice
12:15Ah
12:16See?
12:17I don't know
12:18That's how I'm gonna walk the runway out of here
12:19America literally
12:20Now
12:36Bye
12:36We love you
12:40Y'all
12:41I got to see him tour with queens
12:43And he was so amazing
12:46And he is so hot
12:48I think I just got pregnant from him being right there.
12:51No, I lost my virginity to For Your Entertainment.
12:53In 1930.
12:54In 1933.
12:58What's that?
12:59Going home is not happening, sister.
13:00I mean, I don't think you're going home.
13:02I would be really fucking sad to see a Kasia go home, too,
13:04but I would be more sad to see you go home.
13:06Do you think there's a chance it's anyone but a Kasia?
13:09No.
13:09Really?
13:10It was pretty.
13:10It was pretty.
13:11The lip sync will be sickening.
13:13The song was too good.
13:14I perform at Lambert too much.
13:16I lip sync, I'm Lambert at home,
13:18so this, mama, this is a Friday night for me.
13:21There's no doubt in my mind that I am sending a Kasia home.
13:25I will definitely be here, sister.
13:26We need to glue this on a tiny bit more.
13:28Oh, it's a boot.
13:29It's a boot.
13:29It's a tiny bit more.
13:30So she stays on.
13:31So she stays on.
13:32Baby.
13:32Aw.
13:34Come on, you ugly hoes.
13:36Get the fuck out of here.
13:39Kasia, I'm ready for you.
13:41I really appreciate that.
13:41I'm serious.
13:42That means a lot to me.
13:43You have no idea.
13:44Thank you and talk to me.
13:45Love you.
13:46Just in case.
13:48Oh, I love you so much.
13:50We don't need it just in case.
13:51I know, I know, I know.
13:54Oh, me, oh, my, Miss American Pie.
13:58Here we go.
13:59Time to say goodbye.
14:00Bye.
14:00We are backstage.
14:07Back, back, back, back, back, back, back again.
14:10I'm about to win my first Maggie Challenge on Drag Race.
14:12Look at the reaction.
14:13I am.
14:14I can't.
14:14I'm also about to win my first Maggie Challenge.
14:19You can now find my new single on all streaming platforms.
14:23Well, I mean, being eliminated from season 17 is so sad, but what's done is done.
14:37I can't go back.
14:39I just feel so many different emotions.
14:41I feel like there's so much to say, but so, like, nothing to say.
14:44So there's no point in dwelling on it, and there's so much more I can do in the future.
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