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00:01Oh, girl!
00:04We ain't in the top, but we are top seven!
00:08Oh, my God.
00:09Ooh, safe ain't felt this good in a long time.
00:13This is a week to be safe.
00:14This was a week to be safe.
00:16Baby, I got through with the roast.
00:18It was harder than I thought it was gonna be.
00:20It was tough to go first, but I'm happy with how I did.
00:25There is so much to fucking cover.
00:27First, Lana. Lydia.
00:29Lydia.
00:30And, well, Sam. Lana and Lydia are, like, surprised.
00:33The surprising exceeded their expectations.
00:35100%.
00:36I was very worried about Lydia.
00:38Lydia got up there, and she held her mother bucket on.
00:42Because it was...
00:43She had RuPaul banging on the table.
00:44Yes.
00:45I'm a really, really big fan, is what Mistress would say
00:48if she was dressed like an oscillating fan.
00:52Sam's been performing well. She ate, kinda.
00:55Candy Muse is so ugly, she don't get asked out on dates.
00:58She gets asked out on dares.
01:02Who else is up there?
01:03It's Lexi, Arrietty, and Jules that are up for the bottom, I believe.
01:06Yeah.
01:07So how do we feel about Arrietty today?
01:10What's bonkers to me is that she's upset that Jules placed herself after Arrietty.
01:17How does that make sense?
01:19You putting yourself after me, now you're really hoping that I don't do good so that you can do better.
01:26So that is the thing that's irritating.
01:28Well, I'm sorry.
01:29What happens after you go...
01:32Doesn't fucking matter!
01:33...has nothing to do with you.
01:34Honestly, I'm sorry, but she needs to go.
01:36Design challenges are over, you obviously can't do shit else.
01:39And let us not forget, she was eliminated.
01:43She was eliminated.
01:44Already.
01:45Already.
01:46Jules listened to everyone.
01:48Well, except me, but that's fine.
01:49But she put you close to the end.
01:51Yeah, that's true.
01:52You know what I mean?
01:53And Lexi said she wanted...
01:54Nah, we gonna get on her...
01:55Bitch.
01:56We gonna get on her neck.
01:57And she put you close to the end, which I asked to go second and she put me first.
02:01So she put me close to where I was.
02:03So we can't be mad at that.
02:04Exactly.
02:05It annoyed me.
02:06And then it's like, Lexi, you literally said you wanted to go last.
02:08And Lexi said, okay, sure.
02:09And Lexi's mad at her.
02:11So fucked up.
02:12Only because it's like, I've experienced like little arguments with Jules and I'm so glad
02:16that we got over that.
02:18I told you this is the one thing I needed.
02:20You didn't own none of that shit, so...
02:22You can say that way, but at the end of the day, we're told to go up and grab what we need.
02:25And I grabbed what I needed.
02:26Oh, you certainly did, bitch.
02:28Oh!
02:29So to see...
02:30I feel like seven years ago, bitch.
02:31I know.
02:32I know, right?
02:33Years.
02:34Years ago.
02:35Like feeling how I felt in that Trimgate moment.
02:38Like, damn.
02:39I realized I did something like bad, but I didn't have any ill intentions behind it.
02:43I'm listening.
02:44Lexi just makes me feel so bad because I knew she didn't do it like...
02:47Maliciously.
02:48Maliciously.
02:49So...
02:50Are you team Jules or are you team Arrietty and team Lexi?
02:52Bitch, I am not team Petty, so I will be on team Jules.
02:55No!
02:56What?
02:57Harry Petty.
02:58Harry Petty.
02:59So welcome to your first episode of Toot and Nerd.
03:04Yes.
03:05We are here to toot the bullshit and get on people's nerves.
03:09Nerves, bitch.
03:10That's good.
03:11That is good.
03:12So, I want to like predict what people are going to say.
03:13Okay, you be Jules.
03:14Harry, Eddie, how are you feeling?
03:16Girl.
03:18The head of that.
03:19I'm not going home.
03:20I'm not going home.
03:21I'm so sorry to you girls, but I'm not going home.
03:22The guy is, yes you is.
03:23Because you already did.
03:24Because you already did.
03:25Well, that was the Toot and Nerd Power Hour.
03:27Thank you so much for joining us.
03:28We're beautiful and gorgeous and it's going to be a big fight.
03:32How do you feel, Sam?
03:33You're not in this.
03:34How do you feel?
03:35You're not in this.
03:36It's between me, her and her.
03:37Baby, I'm going to put my two cents in.
03:38Get it, girl.
03:39Our friendship has nothing to do with you.
03:40It has nothing to do with you.
03:42Girl.
03:43Girl.
03:48I love when you call me Jink-Pontoon for Dummies.
03:52That's funny.
03:53That's good shit.
03:54Oh, here to go, here to go, here to go, here to go.
03:57It feels so good coming into Untucked, being in the top.
04:01Finally, this has been a long time coming, my Untucked viewers, and I know you've all been rooting for me.
04:05We finally did it.
04:06It felt so good to finally hear, like, positive critiques from the judges.
04:10Honey, those white jokes really, really, really got it from you.
04:15Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana.
04:19I feel really good.
04:20You know, I think Sam may have actually taken the challenge this week because she had a killer roast.
04:23Really?
04:24No, she delivered in the roast and the runway.
04:27Your performance was just amazing.
04:29You make it look easy, which is kind of annoying.
04:31Yeah, they loved my look and my roast.
04:33I mean, it's just a 2.0 on my pink one.
04:37But I had hair on.
04:40You did it, you did it, you got your own.
04:43Okay, wait, so let's keep going.
04:44So Lydia, what did they say about you?
04:45RuPaul said that I kind of give, like, like, the kind of drag in places where she started, which meant a lot to me.
04:52I get you.
04:53You're the kids I grew up with in the East Village.
04:55More importantly, you get it.
04:57They liked all my jokes.
04:59No, it was just great critiques.
05:01I, uh, it feels great.
05:03But you deserve to celebrate this.
05:04Yeah, I'm just so proud.
05:05Is this your first time at the top?
05:06My first time at the top.
05:08Bitch, I'm so proud of you, too.
05:10It makes me so fucking happy.
05:11I know I look sad, but I am really, really happy for all three of you guys.
05:14Like, this is, I'm so happy for you, too.
05:16I get it.
05:17But I am a little bit in my feelings right now.
05:19I think what really got me in my feelings was when Lexi said what she said about me on the runway.
05:22I got upset because I felt like the placement of Suzy right before me was going to throw me.
05:27And Jules knows my inner saboteur loves to tell myself the things that Suzy-tude is better than me at.
05:34They asked me or I wouldn't have said a word, okay?
05:36I felt like it was unnecessary.
05:37You know, I really didn't.
05:38They asked me specifically what had happened and what had charged me being upset about the placement.
05:42What else was I supposed to say?
05:43Was I not supposed to say your name?
05:44She can feel a way about it the same way you feel a way about it in your room.
05:46Wait, but I'm saying was I not supposed to?
05:47I'm just saying that's just what bothered me.
05:48That was just what bothered me and why I'm in my feelings.
05:50You're putting a lot of blame on me for something that, it's not like Suzy ate up the roast and won the roast.
05:54No shade.
05:55Like, it's not like she ate the roast up.
05:57I mean, had a guess.
05:58I don't like how y'all tried to make Jules feel.
06:01Trying to make her feel like she was being like malicious on where she placed y'all.
06:05Y'all low-key owe her an apology because like that was fucked up.
06:08I could tell that Jules was like hurt by the fact that y'all-
06:11But what about me being hurt?
06:12You're worried about Jules being hurt.
06:13What about me being hurt?
06:14Like if I have to worry about that, if you're worrying about that, what about everyone else?
06:16But I don't think you have a reason.
06:17Your set wouldn't have changed whether it don't, like what, it don't matter where you was placed.
06:22Your set would have been the same.
06:23Well, thank you.
06:24And I feel like you let the fact that you was behind Suzy affect you.
06:27I did.
06:28You're absolutely right.
06:29You are right on that.
06:31Since y'all both are in the lower half, I would hate for this to be like the way and the vibe that this happens if anybody was to go home.
06:37So I would love to resolve the issue so we can go back to being like the love Kiki sisters that we were before.
06:42I would love to continue hearing what the judges had to say about y'all if you're open to sharing.
06:48I'm good.
06:49Obviously the group has so many opinions about me.
06:51I'm really just not entertaining it.
06:52But you know I fucking love you.
06:53But I love you so much that I'm not about to like not be honest.
06:58When I tell somebody something and I'm being serious, it's coming out of a place of love.
07:02I'm not going to say nothing to you if I don't care.
07:04I would just be quiet.
07:05But since I care, I'm going to tell you like you're not acting right sis.
07:08I knew I was going to flop either fucking way.
07:10I don't give a fuck of where the placement is.
07:13I give a fuck about how my friend saw me in a place of like, oh, she's going to fuck up and I'm going to take advantage of that and go right after her.
07:22Because I know how she's going to, I know she's going to flop.
07:25So as a friend, that's a fucked up thing to do.
07:28My thing is with you, Arrietty, it's like you are all smiles when it's a design challenge.
07:33And as soon as we are doing something beyond that, you shut all the way down.
07:37And I felt like it has a lot to do.
07:38Because every challenge has been a comedy challenge.
07:40It has not been.
07:41We've had so many comedy challenges.
07:43But also like, I was given the role to get myself the best position.
07:46Obviously, I didn't think I was going to do anything.
07:48And own that though.
07:49If somebody's mad about what you did, you should be like, yeah, and?
07:51But you weren't, you were like, oh my God, what's, why would anybody be mad?
07:54And Anya's like, oh, let me defend you.
07:56Girl, no.
07:58Anya has come like a knight in shining armor.
08:01She has defended me, slashing these beasts.
08:04And I could not be more grateful because she's putting facts.
08:07She's putting facts that I am too upset to say.
08:10I told Jules that I was going to have her back because I felt like y'all were being bad sportsmen.
08:15Well, good for you.
08:16How are we going to move forward?
08:17Baby, I'm moving forward.
08:19No money, you're not in this conversation.
08:21You're not in this.
08:22So I don't understand why you're putting your two cents in.
08:24That makes no fucking sense.
08:25Because I wanted you to know how I felt.
08:27Okay.
08:28How do you feel, Sam?
08:29You're not in this.
08:30How do you feel?
08:31You're not in this.
08:32It's between me and her.
08:33Baby, I'm going to put my two cents in if I want to.
08:35But why are you making it seem like you're a part of this?
08:37Our friendship has nothing to do with you.
08:39It has nothing to do with you.
08:40It has nothing to do with you.
08:41When you left your friend.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43She sat next to me, bitch.
08:44Don't act like I can't say my two cents.
08:46I don't understand.
08:47Going into Untucked, I was like, okay, something's going to happen.
08:51I did not expect Anya to chime in, though.
08:53And that's the thing that pissed me off.
08:55She's making it seem like it's her problem.
08:58It's not your problem, girl.
09:00I'm like, girl, shut up.
09:02Like, stop trying to steal this moment for you.
09:05This is weird.
09:06I hate it.
09:07I hate this feeling.
09:08Never again.
09:11I don't want to lip sync.
09:20I cannot at this moment.
09:21This is not like my time to do this.
09:23This is not the right time.
09:25We are in a stressful fucking situation.
09:39Like, I did not want to be fighting with you the whole time.
09:46Arrietty.
09:47It's okay, babe.
09:50Oh, me.
09:51Oh, my.
09:52Miss American Pie.
09:53Arrietty.
09:55Oh, she's crying.
09:56Okay.
09:59Arrietty is genuinely hurt by Jules right now.
10:02But at the end of the day, it is a competition.
10:06I probably would have done the same thing as Jules.
10:08Uh-huh.
10:09I've been waiting for this day.
10:12What are you feeling?
10:16You've protected all your other friends.
10:19So that's why it just hurts because it seems like you drew the line
10:22and you're like, okay, let me fuck her over.
10:24And I thought we were friends.
10:25That's the thing.
10:26It wasn't that.
10:27It wasn't let me fuck her over.
10:28Like...
10:29It's fine.
10:30It's whatever.
10:31It's a fucking competition.
10:32Y'all gotta make up and drop it.
10:33It ain't that serious.
10:34All I can do is apologize and tell you my true intention was not to fuck you over.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:44Girl.
10:45How are you?
10:46I mean...
10:47This is the thing though.
10:48There's a huge possibility that you're lip syncing today.
10:50Mm-hmm.
10:51So bitch, forget about all of this.
10:53It's about you staying here.
10:55Right.
10:56Can I talk to you for a second?
11:01No.
11:02Why?
11:03I have nothing to say to you.
11:04Why are you acting like that?
11:06Why did you act like that?
11:07Mom!
11:09Now Anya has to make me reassess things.
11:11You just parented me in front of the children.
11:14And we're mom and dad.
11:15Because we're sisters.
11:16Not parents.
11:17Because we're real sisters.
11:18If we are, then you don't do that in front of this bullshit.
11:20Why are you smiling?
11:21Because I hate you.
11:22Why are you smiling?
11:23Because I hate you.
11:24Because she wants a kiss.
11:26You know...
11:27I love you.
11:28I love you, bitch.
11:29I love you.
11:30If you do not hang out with the people that you know and you're close to and you go,
11:33I fucking hate you.
11:34If you can't say that and them understand that's an I love you moment, then they're not close
11:38to you and they don't understand you as a person, she gets me.
11:41I don't know if I can trust any girl as much as I can trust Anya.
11:45When we move forward, like, let's make sure that we're not acting a fool.
11:49No, that's what Whitney literally told me.
11:51She said, tonight is the last night you're ever allowed to listen to your inner saboteur.
11:55But I'm not a bad sportsman.
11:56No.
11:57I'm not.
11:58I just, Miss Thing pissed me off and I wanted to make her feel bad.
12:00Mission successful.
12:03But thank you.
12:04I love you.
12:05I really appreciate you saying so.
12:06Of course.
12:07Oh, God.
12:08I like to better when y'all are fighting.
12:09Girl, please.
12:10Lexi, say hi to the camera.
12:12Do you feel better?
12:13Of course.
12:14You're too fierce to be sad.
12:15Being sad is for ugly people.
12:16It is.
12:17And we're not ugly.
12:18Okay.
12:19I'm so fucking proud of you both because I know you've been waiting for a moment like this.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Someone thought we were the next to go.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Because we didn't have a win, but now look at us.
12:27I hope y'all know.
12:28It makes me so happy.
12:29Because, like, I love y'all.
12:30And I've been waiting for, like, that moment for y'all to get y'all fucking flowers.
12:34It's so corny and so silly, but in my mind I was like, Corey did not just give up her spot here for you to just go home next.
12:39I had to do something good.
12:41Can I apologize?
12:45Yes, you can apologize.
12:48I'm sorry.
12:49I'm sorry.
12:50Anya was completely right.
12:52I was being hurt for no reason.
12:53I was butthurt about it.
12:55And I felt like you should have taken me into consideration when I probably didn't need to be taken into consideration that much.
13:02So I was wrong for that.
13:04And you did not deserve that.
13:07I understand how you feel.
13:08I really didn't want to get you in that headspace.
13:09That was not my intention whatsoever.
13:11I swear.
13:12I believe that now.
13:13I believe that now.
13:14I swear.
13:15Can I vote?
13:16Yeah.
13:17Of course.
13:18Oh, the girls are making up.
13:19The girls are making up.
13:20Die damn.
13:21Jules.
13:22I need to talk to Jules.
13:24Because I do care about her.
13:26She played her cards the way she wanted to so that she gets further into competition.
13:31I do respect that.
13:32And I think we can resolve it.
13:34I do want to say, I do apologize for taking me two jumps through.
13:38Yeah.
13:39When you were going on right before me and you said two of the jokes that I had planned, I was like...
13:43I was like, wow, if you want to play dirty, let's play dirty.
13:47And I was like, that got me in my head, bitch.
13:48And you know what?
13:49You did what you did because now I'm in the bottom, so...
13:51I mean, we're even.
13:53I'm going to keep listening to this song.
13:55But why?
13:56We could kiki and have fun.
13:57We could kiki and have fun, but...
13:59This is probably one of the last times we're going to see each other for a while.
14:02All right, queens, it's time to head back to the runway.
14:04Ugh.
14:05All right, let's go do this shit.
14:06Period.
14:07Let's have fun.
14:08I'm coming, I'm coming.
14:09It feels very overwhelming.
14:10I might have to lip sync against Arrietty, who was one of my best friends in this competition.
14:14That is something that's really hard for me to process right now.
14:17But I've got to let that go because I'm not going home, bitch.
14:20I have too much at stake.
14:22Love y'all.
14:23See you next week.
14:27Girl.
14:30Girl.
14:34Okay.
14:35Yep.
14:36Okay.
14:37Okay.
14:38Yep.
14:39I'm glad that I got to fucking be honest with myself before.
14:43So, whatever happens, happens.
14:46I'm really sorry.
14:47I'm like the three girls that I really kiki love and I love.
14:51I really do thank you.
14:55Let's go.
14:56You got this one.
14:57I really appreciate that.
14:58All right, queens, let's go to the main stage.
15:01Well, it looks like the runway category just dropped immensely.
15:05Yeah, ugly boogers.
15:06Bye.
15:14I'm not good at comedy, which is okay.
15:17Not everyone is.
15:18I'm good at looking good, which is good for me, I guess.
15:25I'm feeling not too bad about my relationship with Jo's right now.
15:29But Miss Anya, for her to come at me like that, she better watch out.
15:34A bitch is coming.
15:42Bye.
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