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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:15Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:30That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't look at that.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56It was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:57Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:43Oh.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:47Oh.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents will be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:12I like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37Okay, but you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it, because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um, but...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:06:57What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:32Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:47Come on, Peggy.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:19I'm at the Langello on my side.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:55See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married.
00:11:18That's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like
00:11:53pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:24Come on.
00:12:29What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son,
00:13:12we're going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my money.
00:13:16Try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:13:32is not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign here.
00:14:04Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:26I'm not staying
00:14:28in a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing
00:15:16with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27I'm throwing it all
00:15:28in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want
00:15:41to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:46You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're
00:16:03reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:11things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:18for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So,
00:16:20I'm okay with
00:16:20a quick proposal.
00:16:21Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:27Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've
00:16:30heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo?
00:16:32Dino Valeno?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Is Socialite Man
00:16:39where he's like
00:16:40started a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil.
00:16:56Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to go out, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:18:10Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Ooh.
00:18:54Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:19:57See you later.
00:20:04And, um,
00:20:06don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:08I had one too many to drink it.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whatever I want.
00:21:13Whatever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really hungover.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:21I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:47Real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra.
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:45My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, I have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:57I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:54Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:54Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:33What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:46And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:57it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07Well, I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the deal for Dina and Amelia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:28:35in the limo,
00:28:35and don't be late.
00:28:39Why, Dad?
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:52So, remind me,
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:03And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:26Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42by that dress
00:29:44ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53All right.
00:30:20What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:50I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jay.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:51Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, dude.
00:33:13Rockstars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:20Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:57Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:28And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:45A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:15What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancรฉe.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:46You brought this to a place.
00:37:48Right back at you.
00:37:48You brought this house.
00:37:49Take care.
00:37:57I wish I didn't get it.
00:38:00I wish I didn't get it.
00:38:01Uh.
00:38:04Uh huh.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:31where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:01must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this we had too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialite in the fridge thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great thanks i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait for the first time
00:39:59yeah we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well that explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:57because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:02here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:14i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:50why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:42:11hey
00:42:32we should talk
00:42:37about us
00:42:39i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but
00:42:44last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:51like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models or your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:21let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:24i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but
00:43:59there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:58so i set the kitchen on fire
00:45:14how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to live fireball shots on fire
00:45:19it's not my fault
00:45:21they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they cancelled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny
00:45:29just wait till the next episode
00:45:30the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:45:32and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know
00:45:40when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:45:42you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good
00:45:53i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like
00:46:02you and me
00:46:02together together
00:46:04why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good
00:46:35yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy
00:46:39i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37oh
00:47:39that was a
00:47:41great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47ooh
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah
00:48:04but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:37that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night
00:49:29mr. tino bellino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:39but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right?
00:49:50i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:50:06what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:15that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this?
00:50:35i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:45i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:53passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents?
00:51:41my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine?
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i?
00:52:48ready bro?
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties?
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wear man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later?
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01here you go
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right?
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that?
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty of room for cold play
00:54:31huh?
00:54:33dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36why?
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38really?
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything's great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51I think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56I never thought of that
00:54:57you know
00:54:59you have a very good point
00:55:00there
00:55:00I'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07I can't say
00:55:09I've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be
00:55:13falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah
00:55:17I don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right
00:55:22all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice
00:55:28small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36no cold play
00:55:41so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48I know it
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and I'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19I brought Prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no I'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24Amelia
00:56:26I'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:34if that punk
00:56:35pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not Michelangelo
00:56:45Betsy
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48I have to tell you something
00:56:51I cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02Game of Thrones?
00:57:02it was the only way
00:57:04that I could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that I would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12I kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called Stockholm Syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20Betsy
00:57:21I have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to Epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that
00:57:44to get into your pants
00:57:45Amelia
00:57:45if you marry
00:57:48Michelangelo
00:57:49he will make
00:57:50your life
00:57:51a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29Michaelangelo
00:58:32you know that Betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:36right?
00:58:37you mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10Betsy
00:59:11so this is the infamous
00:59:17uh Michaelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:24$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink?
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so
01:00:21Michaelangelo
01:00:22I
01:00:22have some
01:00:23big sister questions
01:00:25to ask about the
01:00:25pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you
01:00:28don't mind
01:00:28do you?
01:00:30fire away
01:00:30so
01:00:32I know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship
01:00:40gonna look like
01:00:40once that honeymoon phase
01:00:42wears off?
01:00:43I don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you going to support her?
01:00:52or kids
01:00:52what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person
01:00:56once you get bored
01:00:57and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy
01:00:59look
01:00:59I know I have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03but I'm committed to her
01:01:04we haven't talked about kids
01:01:07but I'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy Betsy
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea
01:01:20getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about Amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart
01:01:32the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:01:35when I met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me
01:01:39like that Amelia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out
01:01:51for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me
01:01:59since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard
01:02:01in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:02:04who cannot stand to see
01:02:05her sister happy
01:02:05you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right
01:02:14to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:17and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:21I don't like this side of you
01:02:23see I told you
01:02:24you should have spent more time
01:02:25getting to know each other
01:02:26but I guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her?
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31I don't care
01:02:31that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all I am to you?
01:02:35a contractual agreement?
01:02:36some kind of obligation?
01:02:38it's not what I meant
01:02:39it came out wrong Amelia
01:02:40I love you
01:02:42you love me?
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know
01:02:46what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up!
01:02:49you know what?
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed
01:02:52that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need
01:03:00to get out of here
01:03:01I've seen too many
01:03:03true crime documentaries
01:03:04on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06Amelia
01:03:11I know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:20but he isn't a monster
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it
01:03:26on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to Mexico
01:03:31by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32Mexico
01:03:33or Canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that
01:03:36or stay here
01:03:37and get sued
01:03:37by the Dino Levinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40I don't think Romulus
01:03:42and Michelangelo
01:03:43would sue us
01:03:44I mean
01:03:44I only told you
01:03:46about the contract
01:03:47it's not like I told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more
01:03:55true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us
01:04:03right now
01:04:04yeah you know
01:04:06Michelangelo did manage
01:04:07to follow me to the
01:04:08ecoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's Romulus
01:04:18hey Romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean
01:04:23Gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40I'm not happy
01:04:42you've been blowing me off
01:04:43I've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55I make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize
01:05:24how hot I am
01:05:25I'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27Chantel
01:05:29I thought I wanted this
01:05:32but I don't
01:05:34I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55I am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:06:00and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04Amelia?
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16Gucci's gone
01:06:18I'll be right there
01:06:21Romulus
01:06:30what?
01:06:30what?
01:06:30what?
01:06:30oh
01:06:32wait
01:06:33I only had him off the leash for a second
01:06:36you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house
01:06:38and then all of a sudden
01:06:38he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41I've been calling him all night
01:06:43but he won't come back
01:06:44well
01:06:45we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right?
01:06:50oh
01:06:50good thanks
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:53this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56Gucci
01:06:59Gucci
01:07:00Gucci
01:07:01Gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's Michelangelo?
01:07:03huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together
01:07:05why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06oh
01:07:07um he's
01:07:08sorry I'm late dad
01:07:10where were you?
01:07:11I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's
01:07:14it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move kid
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:23here
01:07:24that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:28give me the irk
01:07:40Gucci
01:07:46he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:50we're never gonna find him
01:07:53don't give up dad
01:07:54he's just
01:07:55off having a little adventure
01:07:56keep looking
01:07:57he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:00see
01:08:01they're not gonna kill us
01:08:02I do have to admit though
01:08:04didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:06he's really
01:08:08there for his dad
01:08:09his dad's dog
01:08:11so you approve now?
01:08:12they didn't say that
01:08:14Gucci
01:08:15I didn't say that
01:08:18Gucci
01:08:22Gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:24oh
01:08:25oh
01:08:32okay
01:08:33okay
01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving
01:08:36I
01:08:43might
01:08:45have
01:08:46possibly
01:08:47misjudged you
01:08:49a little
01:08:51it's okay
01:08:53most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:55they just leave out part of the story
01:08:57Amelia
01:08:58can we talk?
01:09:01please
01:09:03Amelia
01:09:04can we talk?
01:09:05please
01:09:06Amelia
01:09:08can we talk?
01:09:10please
01:09:11okay
01:09:12Amelia
01:09:13please
01:09:14okay
01:09:24Amelia
01:09:25I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:30and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:33I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:41thanks for saying that
01:09:44I needed to hear that
01:09:47and I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:51you're not one
01:09:53I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:56most of them are good
01:09:58I'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:02I'm not
01:10:04you're not?
01:10:06what do you mean?
01:10:08I'm not
01:10:11Amelia
01:10:12this
01:10:13might sound crazy
01:10:14but
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you
01:10:18and I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real
01:10:26dad
01:10:29what is it son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:10:34why son?
01:10:36because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:39and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:43but because she wants to
01:10:47consider our contracts null and void
01:10:53consider our contracts null and void
01:11:02Amelia
01:11:03what will it be?
01:11:05will you marry me?
01:11:08will you marry me?
01:11:10will you marry me?
01:11:12yes
01:11:15i'll marry you
01:11:19you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:21and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:25look at me
01:11:39i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:42all right all right you two
01:11:44that's enough all right
01:11:46we spent this whole night together
01:11:48come over to my place all right
01:11:50we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:53hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:56i think i can get used to it
01:11:58and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:01all right
01:12:02i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially coldplay
01:12:06we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:08it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:37michelangelo
01:12:39um
01:12:41uh
01:12:42Amelia
01:12:43even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:47we're
01:12:48perfect together
01:12:50i've
01:12:51learned so much from you in
01:12:53such a short amount of time
01:12:54and
01:12:55not just about dogs
01:12:56i don't
01:12:58know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:01i'm
01:13:04looking
01:13:05forward to your
01:13:07support and counsel
01:13:09as i take over
01:13:10the family business from my father this year
01:13:12and
01:13:13in return
01:13:14i
01:13:15promise
01:13:16to
01:13:17be
01:13:18patient
01:13:19and a loving husband
01:13:20as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:24being managed to let me straight up
01:13:25i
01:13:28uh
01:13:30Amelia you are
01:13:31the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:35i love you so much
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live
01:13:54life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:04And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:12I love you.
01:14:13With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce
01:14:20you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:27Thanks.
01:14:32I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:36I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:39That's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too!
01:14:46Woo!
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:48Woo!
01:14:49Woo!
01:14:50Woo!
01:14:51Woo!
01:14:52Woo!
01:14:53Woo!
01:14:54Woo!
01:14:55Woo!
01:14:56Woo!
01:14:57Woo!
01:14:58Woo!
01:14:59Woo!
01:15:00Woo!
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