00:00So, you might remember that, against all odds, the Prophet and I fell in love, and we became an adorable couple.
00:06Then, at a very fun bat mitzvah for his niece, I freaked out and broke it off with him.
00:11I was actually being very selfless, putting his career over my own happiness.
00:15Anyway, he ran after me in a very romantic way.
00:17It was as if I planned the whole thing, but I swear I didn't.
00:19And now we're making it work.
00:22We're actually, we've made it work.
00:23We're an amazing couple.
00:24Anyway, I am in a big, beautiful, healthy relationship with a real-life adult man,
00:31and I think it's solid enough for me to stop using a nickname when I talk about him.
00:35Whoa, okay, we did not discuss this.
00:37I'm also sorry, is it that solid?
00:39Because I feel like you guys have a lot going on that you haven't figured out that's, like, very important.
00:42You know what I mean?
00:43Okay, you will understand, Morgan, when you're in love.
00:46We are living in the present, not the past, not the future.
00:49Oh, that's a foul, that's a foul.
00:51Nope, number eight grabbed it out of his hands.
00:53That's a major flag on the play.
00:54Okay, they're allowed to do that.
00:56They're allowed.
00:57That's stupid.
00:59Anyway, his name is Noah, and he's a rabbi.
01:02Yes, you heard that correct.
01:03He is a rabbi.
01:05And what else?
01:07We're in love.
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