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00:00Braves fans in shock after Spencer Strider's big reveal.
00:04When Spencer Strider took the mound Tuesday night against the Cubs,
00:08he allowed only two earned runs in six innings and had eight strikeouts,
00:12a solid bounce-back outing that suggested the Atlanta Braves ace might be finding his form again.
00:18But no one discussed his velocity or pitch sequencing because they were too busy staring at his upper lip.
00:24That's right, Strider, long known for sporting one of the most glorious mustaches in the game,
00:29showed up to Truist Park completely clean-shaven.
00:32Fans were shaken. Teammates looked confused.
00:35And baseball Twitter? Utter chaos.
00:38This was no ordinary trim but a complete purge akin to a Yankees transformation
00:43or entering witness protection sparking cultural warfare.
00:47For years, Strider's facial hair had been part of his mystique.
00:50It was the kind of mustache that made hitters uncomfortable before he even threw a pitch.
00:55Fans loved it. Opponents feared it.
00:57Even the MLB shop was cashing in with Strider-themed mustache merch.
01:02And now, gone. Just like that.
01:04Sure, Strider pitched well.
01:07Despite his improved performance, Braves fans sensed something was amiss,
01:11likening his appearance to a college freshman's selfie.
01:15Conspiracy theories, even about socks, emerged.
01:17If this success continues, Strider may keep the clean look for good.
01:22That's his call.
01:24The game needs flair.
01:25It needs personality.
01:27It needs that perfectly maintained, era-defining piece of facial architecture back on Strider's face.
01:33So while the results were good, fans are begging him to bring back the stache.
01:37That's my best friend, Rhonda.
01:38Yeah.
01:39I don't know.
01:39You're not a kid you know.
01:40You're not a kid.
01:41It needs that.
01:42It needs to be embarrassed.
01:42It needs to be upgraded.
01:43It's soft hora, You're not a kid.
01:44It's polished.
01:44Does it necessarily mean everything that works for you?
01:45He's got smart, You're not a kid.
01:46He's got smart, You're Tong Jahre, you're not a kid um a kid.
01:47Unless they're that.
01:47Yes.
01:48What else?
01:48You're not a kid, Sir, youесс.
01:48I'm going to be able to have a doctorate, you're going to have a Jr reporter,
01:49that probably won't go home for a pit mod on.
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