00:00Dumb and bummer. A woman crashed her car after being distracted by her passenger who was trying
00:10to moon a semi-trailer as they overtook it on the Stuart Highway. Now that is a Monday morning front
00:16page. Don't you love how they had cameras on the scene as it happened? I think that's a dramatic
00:20reenactment. Do you think so? How can you tell, Carl? Because the undies are clean, Lisa. Good point.
00:26Nobody has clean undies in the Northern Territory. Morning, the next time you pass gas, make sure
00:31no police are around. A man in West Virginia faces assault charges after police say he passed
00:37gas and phantased the officer. I mean, don't laugh. After the man was already arrested for DUI,
00:44according to police reports, I can't even get through this. He passed the gas so loudly the
00:51officer said it was, quote, very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking
01:01nature. The naming of Stoner's Corner at the iconic circuit ensures his legacy will live
01:07on long after his retirement. Practice gets underway later today. Look, yeah, Stoner's Corner,
01:15the only problem with that is you might be attracting the wrong people. Well, in Wichita,
01:21Kansas, police were alerted to a bomb threat that may have been a little more than an understanding.
01:27A Home Depot employee called 911 to say they heard someone in the bathroom outlining a plan to blow up
01:33the home improvement store. Now, police were able to track down the man responsible for the alleged
01:39threat because it turns out upon entering in the restroom, the man said, quote,
01:43y'all need to get out of here because I'm fixing to blow it up, which of course is a euphemism for
01:49describing his bowel movement. I just think it's brilliant. These are my favorite spacecraft because
01:53they just keep going. They do. Can you think of anything you've got in your home that is still
01:57working without maintenance after 35 years? My wife? The man attacked the car, ripped off the side
02:04mirrors. Those women, those women were safe and it's all thanks to doo-doo. When I got home, first thing
02:12when I got home, and I don't want to get emotional, especially, first thing, my daughter, 12 years
02:16old, came up and said, Dad, you're my hero. See, I can't say I get emotional.
02:20Oh, man. Doo-doo, the clown says that he's glad that he was there to help.
02:25It is not unprofessional to have some kind of hair facial feature.
02:29Yeah. My poor, late, great, great-grandma wouldn't have scored a chance in the Victorian police force.
02:40She had a big cup. God rest her soul.
02:43Her cotton socks.
02:44It's Korea's latest workout invention that gives a shake way to run for its money.
02:49Take a look at what we found. According to the YouTube description, what is going on?
02:53What is going on? According to the YouTube description, this is for people who like to ride horses in front
02:59of their TV. Am I reading? What is going on? And, uh, like to keep giddy up in their own home.
03:15Forget romance. Researchers say you really can laugh a girl into bed.
03:20Particularly in Australia, I think.
03:22100%.
03:22We like a bit of a laugh.
03:23Love a laugh.
03:23We like someone who can take the mickey out of themselves.
03:26And then not only laugh us into bed, but laugh when you're in bed as well.
03:31Yes, because that can be funny.
03:32I don't think that's funny.
03:33Very funny.
03:42He's just lifted the hot-o-meter, hasn't he?
03:45I think he's off the scale.
03:46They have magnificent arms.
03:50Watch out anyone playing against him.
03:52There you go. You'd want to be on him, wouldn't you?
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