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00:00:00So
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Let's see.
00:01:30There's always tonight.
00:01:48There's always tonight.
00:02:18Hey.
00:02:23Hey, pal.
00:02:25Your sign says you're open till 8.
00:02:27I think I got five minutes, right?
00:02:29Can I come in?
00:02:31I know exactly what I need.
00:02:33Hello?
00:02:39Put a cast iron pan in a dishwasher.
00:02:42I need two carb gaskets.
00:02:58What is that?
00:02:59Five bucks?
00:03:01I'll give you ten.
00:03:02I just closed.
00:03:04Yeah, I know.
00:03:04I was right outside.
00:03:05That was me.
00:03:06I was here with minutes to spare.
00:03:08I'm back tomorrow.
00:03:09Come on.
00:03:10I schlepped all the way down here.
00:03:14You did what?
00:03:16Schlep?
00:03:17Yeah, what is that?
00:03:19Yiddish.
00:03:22Yid?
00:03:23Ish.
00:03:24Come on, man.
00:03:30Be a mensch.
00:03:32Be a person.
00:03:35Why should I?
00:03:37Be a person.
00:03:45Come on, man.
00:03:51Come on.
00:03:51I don't know.
00:04:21I don't know.
00:04:51I don't know.
00:05:21I don't know.
00:05:23I don't know.
00:05:25I don't know.
00:05:27That's real smart.
00:05:29I, too, have made some regrettable decisions at a Waffle House.
00:05:34I tempt you.
00:05:35With the waffles, that's how they get you.
00:05:37It is.
00:05:38Well, there's no Waffle House in town, but we do have a former Taco Bell Pizza Hut combination.
00:05:42It's now a vape shop and an old American Legion with a beer license.
00:05:46The vets that ran it all died, and they just let anybody drink in there.
00:05:49All the bases covered.
00:05:50How much?
00:05:51Usually it's $27.95, but the water heater went out last week.
00:05:57You want to make it $20?
00:06:00Sounds fair.
00:06:01Fellas?
00:06:11Fellas?
00:06:12Fellas?
00:06:13Fellas?
00:06:14Fellas?
00:06:15Fellas?
00:06:16Fellas?
00:06:17Fellas?
00:06:22Then...
00:06:26Fellas?
00:06:28Fellas?
00:06:30Fellas?
00:06:31Let's go.
00:06:32The Feminati are putting chemicals in wing saws to make men docile
00:07:01and submissive. It's the only explanation of why we have been primed.
00:07:10Hey!
00:07:31I need a shower.
00:07:45You and a beer are this bad, you really got nowhere else to be. But we do have rules about guests, especially ones that ain't ripe.
00:07:52The girl? She didn't look a day over 16.
00:07:56What girl?
00:07:59You seem like a nice man, but a lot of bad men seem like nice men.
00:08:03That is how they get you.
00:08:06Behave yourself.
00:08:22Oh, oh!
00:08:24Oh!
00:08:25Oh!
00:08:27Oh!
00:08:33Oh!
00:08:37Oh!
00:08:39I don't know.
00:09:09I don't know.
00:09:39I don't know.
00:10:09get out of here you want me to open the door again
00:10:21i don't have anything your car i'm not giving you my car 1969 bear could have fastback with a 383
00:10:31and blue that's the one they made two shades ice blue code b3 and blue fire that one was b5 that
00:10:39one was rare i didn't know which blue it was they also made a b7 jamaica blue not in the 383
00:10:46they only made 272 fastbacks in the 383 in the slapstick automatic and only 16 in ice blue 11
00:10:54and blue fire yours is blue fire of those 11 there's only three still registered one is in
00:11:01portsmouth maine and belongs to a retired orthodontist another is for sale in miami by a broker but it has
00:11:06the 857 cuda package yours doesn't the third's registered to an elderly woman in minnesota
00:11:12that's my aunt car's hers
00:11:15how the fuck do you know this the internet how'd you find me the internet who are you
00:11:25i'm vanessa murray's daughter from elk river idaho
00:11:31he passed through 15 years ago
00:11:36hand me that
00:11:45the other one
00:11:49she worked at the only bar in town
00:11:54she heard a recording of god or dime around coming from your car when you pulled in
00:11:59wagner opera
00:12:02she was 22 said you were older
00:12:11yeah i'll be 31 this year couldn't be me
00:12:14you stood in the doorway and asked if you could come in you were wearing a black leather jacket
00:12:18like that
00:12:20you stayed until closing
00:12:24just you and her
00:12:25she sangy brunhilde's immolation you told her it was the most beautiful thing you'd ever heard
00:12:30you drove her home in the blue barracuda and her heart beat as fast as the motor
00:12:35you spent another hour in the car together
00:12:38it was a wednesday
00:12:40go tell your mother she's mistaken
00:12:44she died three weeks ago
00:12:45oh
00:12:46it was her heart
00:12:49since i was born
00:12:51what are you getting at
00:12:55i go out
00:12:56have to cover up a lot
00:12:58always wear sunscreen spf a million avoided recess but
00:13:02i can go out during the day
00:13:04what's your name
00:13:11jane
00:13:13got anything to eat
00:13:19can i help you
00:13:28you got any jerky
00:13:34anything with meat in it
00:13:36no
00:13:37where you from
00:13:39around
00:13:40how old are you hon
00:13:43eighteen
00:13:45told him i don't abide this type of thing
00:13:49sort you out as soon as i take care of him
00:13:56holy shit
00:13:59hey lady
00:14:02you got the wrong idea just hold up
00:14:04i don't got no idea
00:14:06and i don't want any
00:14:06his ass is going and yours is moving on
00:14:08no no he's my dad
00:14:09that's just disgusting
00:14:11i know you gotta do what you gotta do
00:14:13but that kind of king strikes me as quite inappropriate
00:14:14seriously
00:14:15look you can't go in there
00:14:17hey guy
00:14:19i'm coming in and you're going out
00:14:21little help
00:14:38don't worry about it
00:14:49i got it
00:14:51shut the front door
00:14:53thanks for this
00:14:58she was coming in to shoot you
00:15:00i could have handled it
00:15:01it's not like i killed her
00:15:06well you think she's just gonna wake up and forget about this
00:15:09you know i need to keep a low profile
00:15:10oh
00:15:11in your exotic cartoon muscle car that you drive around the country all night
00:15:14it's not exotic it's domestic
00:15:15what do we slash you do now
00:15:21well i didn't attack her
00:15:22no
00:15:23no you just checked into a motel under false pretenses
00:15:26and did not have some lot lizard teen girl disappear into your room all day
00:15:29you're not a lot lizard are you
00:15:31no i'm just describing the optics
00:15:32well what do you think we should do
00:15:34i saw you
00:15:37with the guy at the auto parts store
00:15:40what did you see
00:15:44exactly
00:15:45something that explains why i never get out of breath
00:15:50why i sleep in
00:15:51why i need my burgers rare
00:15:53that guy was an asshole
00:15:59and an anti-semi
00:16:01i'm still hungry
00:16:06have you ever
00:16:11no
00:16:14i mean
00:16:15you know now is not a bad time to open up
00:16:18possums
00:16:18and raccoons
00:16:20one time a really mean goose that had chased me earlier in the day
00:16:24yeah well geese are jerks
00:16:25nothing too cute
00:16:26never a person
00:16:28nope
00:16:31let me see your teeth
00:16:34lean down
00:16:44close your eyes
00:16:53inhale
00:16:54open your mouth
00:17:00and concentrate
00:17:02told you
00:17:14told you
00:17:14oy vey
00:17:16what now
00:17:21just like
00:17:23look
00:17:24at her neck
00:17:26so i just
00:17:36go for it
00:17:38trust your instincts
00:17:41let me see you
00:17:48yes
00:17:49please
00:17:53no
00:17:56Hey, hey, I didn't know I was that strong.
00:18:16Well, you're still growing.
00:18:23Sheeple.
00:18:24Actual sheeple.
00:18:26Half man, half sheep.
00:18:28They're out there genetically engineered.
00:18:30I guess she never forgot.
00:18:33This tracks.
00:18:36She'll look as if she left on her own accord.
00:18:38Pleads a few days before they search the rooms.
00:18:40Jackpot.
00:18:46Hey, hey.
00:18:48What are you, an animal?
00:18:52Use a fork.
00:18:53I never did you this close together.
00:19:09It's my fault.
00:19:11It really is.
00:19:13I'm sorry.
00:19:15Could be worse.
00:19:16I would have done it, you know.
00:19:23I know.
00:19:25We better hightail it if we're going to put any distance between ourselves and this Misa Mashana before sunrise.
00:19:30So where to?
00:19:44so where to through the Indian reservations Native American sorry I gotta keep up with
00:20:04the nomenclature what's there good to drive through pretty rural and then where you said Idaho
00:20:11you can't take me back I spent weeks finding you
00:20:18you did it you found me
00:20:23I'm sorry about that that lady and everything but I I don't have anyone there's no one there
00:20:32they were gonna make me go into foster care you're 15 a few more years you can do whatever
00:20:36you want I can do whatever I want right now dude what I wanted was to find you and figure
00:20:40my shit out well you sure figured out some of it didn't you listen man for two weeks I followed
00:20:47you on buses and trains hitchhiking with creeps I stole a fucking bicycle in Oklahoma and rode
00:20:55as fast as I could to a bar outside Tulsa that posted this
00:20:57what is that with the um with the the thing what is the thing with the hashtags
00:21:07you use them to identify your post so people can find other posts with the same tags
00:21:14like Barracuda
00:21:16okay my point is I braved some serious shit to track you down I sure as hell won't be dragged
00:21:24back to the trash can I just got out what do you think this is you think that I've got someplace that
00:21:28I could take you like a secret hideout like the bat cave no you've been on my ass for weeks you've
00:21:35seen it I got nothing I sure as hell got nothing for you what happens if you go out during the day
00:21:43I fucking explode do you always do people when the opportunity arises but sometimes animals just
00:21:50doesn't agree with me how old are you old where are you from someplace that doesn't exist anymore
00:21:55does anyone know about you one person now to do you have family not anymore
00:22:07you can drop me at a bus station I know all I need to
00:22:15there's nobody in Idaho no
00:22:21my mother is a cousin in Nebraska
00:22:25they tried to get in touch with her but didn't hear back so they said I'd go to a group home
00:22:29where exactly in Nebraska
00:22:30some shitty town
00:22:32they're all shitty towns
00:22:33show me on the thing
00:22:35eight hours 36 minutes
00:22:43I don't even know them
00:22:48they're real people
00:22:50and you're not a person
00:22:52definitely not
00:22:55what does that make me
00:22:58what does that make me
00:23:02I don't do it
00:23:09I don't even know it
00:23:09I don't know it
00:23:10I don't think there's no feelings
00:23:11it person
00:23:13so it doesn't even know it
00:23:13I don't just say
00:23:14I don't know it
00:23:17too
00:23:19you
00:23:20A few more hours to go.
00:23:35Just got to get some gas.
00:23:37Some sleep.
00:23:47Did I help you?
00:23:49Just passing through.
00:23:50We were on 191, decided to take the scenic route.
00:23:56You okay?
00:24:01We're fine.
00:24:04Been driving all night?
00:24:07Just decided to get an early start.
00:24:14Well, I've got gas.
00:24:16I just need to prime the pump if this young lady will help me.
00:24:19I mean, bathroom's in the back.
00:24:21I know you probably need it.
00:24:22Is that man your father?
00:24:27Is that man your father?
00:24:47He is.
00:24:49You don't see the resemblance?
00:24:53Yeah, spitting image.
00:24:54He gets me for the summer.
00:24:58He's taking me home.
00:25:01Seeing the sights.
00:25:03He insists on taking this old heap.
00:25:09He doesn't like to drive over 60.
00:25:11That's his excuse for more quality time.
00:25:15Well, you're a good kid for putting up with it.
00:25:17But my kids, they hit 12, 13.
00:25:21They didn't want anything to do with me.
00:25:24I just think kids are growing up too fast now these days.
00:25:28He means well.
00:25:30He means well.
00:25:32I had my kids young too.
00:25:35Just didn't have the perspective, you know?
00:25:38When you're older, you're going to appreciate all this.
00:25:41I'm Nathan.
00:25:51I'm Jane.
00:25:52This is Francis.
00:25:54Man, you guys look really tired.
00:25:59There's a hotel like 40 miles down 191 if you don't mind backtracking a little.
00:26:04You know, if it's all the same to you, could we rent your garage for the day?
00:26:10I just have to get out of the sun and clean the headers and, you know, get some of the schmutz out of the brakes.
00:26:17How about, uh, about 60 for the day?
00:26:23Oh, 60 bucks and a fill up.
00:26:26Yeah, it's yours and I can help if you want.
00:26:29Oh, no, I got a great assistant right here.
00:26:34You let him have it, he'll keep him spry.
00:26:37Listen, I gotta head up to Grand Junction, so if you finish up early, just make sure you close the gate.
00:26:43There's not much to steal here anyway.
00:26:45Thanks.
00:26:46Yeah, much obliged.
00:27:04How often do you have to do this?
00:27:07Every few weeks or more.
00:27:10Usually more.
00:27:12It's horrible for the environment.
00:27:14Hmm, so cell phones and eating people.
00:27:18It's a lot of mental gymnastics.
00:27:22What about the future?
00:27:24I live in the future.
00:27:26Says the guy who's gonna be looking for lunch in the Thunderdome parking lot.
00:27:29Hand me that.
00:27:30What do you want to do?
00:27:44I never really thought about it.
00:27:47I spent a lot of time with my mom in the hospital.
00:27:50This seems like a good field, but that requires school.
00:27:57You look smart.
00:27:59So do you.
00:28:01Those can be deceiving.
00:28:03At least you got a future writing shtick.
00:28:06What did you do before?
00:28:09I was a surgeon.
00:28:14Basically just a mechanic.
00:28:26You're welcome to crash in the front or wherever.
00:28:30Just gotta get a couple hours sleep.
00:28:34Mind if I listen to some music?
00:28:37Knock yourself out.
00:28:40I sleep like the dead.
00:28:42I'd miss you if you're sleeping.
00:28:43Anyway, I wanted to leave.
00:28:44I don't know.
00:29:14I don't know.
00:29:44I don't know.
00:30:14I don't know.
00:30:44I don't know.
00:31:14What?
00:31:16You can't sneak up on people?
00:31:20Be careful putting that all back.
00:31:26Here lives your family.
00:31:36And yours I guess.
00:31:40Where are they?
00:31:44Gone.
00:31:45They must be some cousins.
00:31:50All gone.
00:31:52All gone.
00:32:02How did you...
00:32:04A person will do anything to stay alive.
00:32:06To keep themselves alive.
00:32:08To keep themselves alive.
00:32:12The irony is...
00:32:14After they turned to me...
00:32:16They kept trying to kill me.
00:32:18Days in the showers and elsewhere.
00:32:30I was so scared when they came to save us.
00:32:32Back then, you look like you've been through some shit.
00:32:34They let you roam around searching for your kin.
00:32:36But there wasn't anything.
00:32:38There wasn't anybody.
00:32:40So when the last shipment of coffins destined for the states was being loaded up,
00:32:44I decided to start over.
00:32:48But the world had changed.
00:32:54I didn't have anything.
00:32:56I didn't have an identity.
00:32:58A couple nice folks took me in early on.
00:33:06But not family.
00:33:10That's why you're going to Nebraska.
00:33:14Because if they're your family, they're all you got.
00:33:22What does that make you?
00:33:26Yeah, I looked up the town in the Nebraska guidebook.
00:33:34Seems very historic.
00:33:36They have a big lake.
00:33:38I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
00:33:40They have a petrified wood museum too.
00:33:44A museum about you?
00:33:46It's better than spending your life on the run.
00:33:50I just met you.
00:33:52Which was your plan, right?
00:33:54I guess.
00:34:00I wanted to know who I was.
00:34:02What?
00:34:04And now you do. Good deal.
00:34:06This whole thing was a mistake.
00:34:08Maybe.
00:34:10You know, you could express the tiniest bit of wistfulness.
00:34:14It's been a whirlwind 48 hours.
00:34:16I'm sorry that this doesn't fit your narrative.
00:34:18That's not an apology.
00:34:20Not like I asked for one, which all things considered should have been where you started.
00:34:24What do you want from me?
00:34:26Fucking everything.
00:34:28I don't have anything!
00:34:40Happens when I get mad, so I try not to get mad.
00:34:44Working out great for you.
00:34:46I can't give you what you think you want.
00:34:52You're 14.
00:34:5415.
00:34:56Well, I'm older, and even I don't know what I want.
00:34:58What I want doesn't really matter, but I do need something at least.
00:35:02You know, safety.
00:35:04A home.
00:35:05And you have one.
00:35:06It's about 10 miles down the road.
00:35:07That's your idea of it.
00:35:09Well, this...
00:35:10This isn't it.
00:35:13You're probably right.
00:35:15I can walk the rest.
00:35:16Oh.
00:35:17Come on.
00:35:21Come on.
00:35:23Come on, get in!
00:35:24Just let me go.
00:35:25You got your way.
00:35:27All this pacacta drama.
00:35:30Can't you just leave well enough alone?
00:35:31This is not well enough.
00:35:34Nothing about this is well.
00:35:35That's what I keep trying to tell you.
00:35:37Just don't let me go!
00:36:01There she is.
00:36:02So, I'll stop.
00:36:03I'll do it.
00:36:04There she is.
00:36:05Just don't let her know.
00:36:06I'll do it.
00:36:07Let's get back on this.
00:36:08There's no more.
00:36:09There's no more.
00:36:10There's no longer.
00:36:11Oh, my God.
00:36:41I love you.
00:37:11I love you.
00:37:41I don't know her, and I'm here on a fixed income, so there was really nothing I could offer.
00:37:52So I figured it was just best if I left well enough alone.
00:37:57Well enough?
00:37:58In the Lord's hands.
00:38:05You got any money?
00:38:06Hey, kiddo.
00:38:26It's just in the neighborhood.
00:38:30Can I come in?
00:38:31Sixty years I've known you, and you're still asking to come in.
00:38:35Do you have any idea what time it is, my friend?
00:38:38She's definitely yours.
00:38:53How?
00:38:54You see, when two people really like each other...
00:38:57What the hell am I supposed to do?
00:39:00Be a person.
00:39:00I'm not a person.
00:39:02Is she?
00:39:02She's a kid.
00:39:03That's a type of person.
00:39:05She shows up.
00:39:07Uninvited.
00:39:07Uninvited!
00:39:08Not everyone has to be invited in.
00:39:11She's a liability.
00:39:12So are you.
00:39:15She grows old, and she goes outside during the day.
00:39:20Do you think she's safe out there?
00:39:26She's made it this far.
00:39:40Hey!
00:39:42What's up?
00:39:58What's your deal?
00:40:02Nothing.
00:40:06You party?
00:40:10Party?
00:40:10What are you so afraid of?
00:40:13Besides being burnt at the stake?
00:40:16They drive the stake into your heart.
00:40:20Maybe also burn you.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24I haven't been up this late in years.
00:40:27Probably not since the last time you came by uninvited.
00:40:31I'm sorry.
00:40:31I haven't gotten the hang of the whole phone.
00:40:34Or sending money for registering that damn car all these years.
00:40:39You know, I won't be around forever.
00:40:42And from the sound of it, neither will she.
00:40:45We all need someone to take care of us when we get old.
00:40:48I don't have to worry about that.
00:40:49I meant her, you putz.
00:40:54It's like 20% THC, 3% TMG.
00:41:02What's the other 77%?
00:41:05What?
00:41:06The other 77%?
00:41:10What is it?
00:41:10It's like vape stuff.
00:41:13Thanks.
00:41:28I'm good.
00:41:32It'll get you in the mood?
00:41:35The mood for what?
00:41:37You know.
00:41:38Hanging out.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:43Sure.
00:41:44At you first.
00:42:07You feel it?
00:42:09I have a pretty major tolerance.
00:42:13Cool.
00:42:16Want to find a counter tip?
00:42:22Maybe in a minute.
00:42:24Just gonna let this whole situation sink in.
00:42:29Maybe go for a stroll.
00:42:30Show it.
00:42:31I'm finna know.
00:42:32Hear it.
00:42:32Avoid and wave while I'm coming here.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:33Be careful.
00:42:34I know.
00:42:34Well, see you.
00:42:36Wow.
00:42:45Wait a minute.
00:42:47And I'll come to you soon.
00:42:48Wait a minute.
00:42:49Will you fall?
00:42:49ankles?
00:42:49Π²ΠΆΠ΅ μλ€.
00:42:49I'll leave you back.
00:42:50I said you.
00:42:50zorγ
00:42:50She's falling.
00:43:21You like goats?
00:43:35Pretty cute.
00:43:37You're cute too.
00:43:38You feeling the juice yet?
00:43:44You want to sit and talk?
00:43:47Maybe play a game?
00:43:48Yeah, no, not a whole lot to do out here.
00:44:02Caleb.
00:44:03Let go!
00:44:13Oh, this shit's got me fucked up.
00:44:15Listen, you don't have to touch it.
00:44:18You can just watch.
00:44:19Have you given any thought to putting down roots?
00:44:31I do fine on my own.
00:44:32Most people don't get 75 years to sow their oats.
00:44:37You could be someone in this world.
00:44:39That's your advice.
00:44:40Let a teenage kid set the tone for my life.
00:44:42No.
00:44:43My advice is to be a father.
00:44:45I was a father.
00:44:53It's not like I don't remember.
00:44:56It's like losing your keys, you know?
00:44:59You think they're going to turn up one day.
00:45:01You're just going to reach into a pocket.
00:45:02And there they'll be.
00:45:07When we met, you had lost everything.
00:45:12And not just your keys.
00:45:14And had become something.
00:45:18And you know I think it's a miracle.
00:45:20That it's a gift you got.
00:45:22That's a debate we've had ever since I was a 23-year-old hematology resident
00:45:28who took a wrong turn.
00:45:32Thank goodness we had something in common.
00:45:37But the what you became is yours.
00:45:42And now it's hers.
00:45:44It belongs to both of you.
00:45:47And that's family.
00:45:52It's my dream to play together.
00:45:55Well, I'm feeling my desire at the price of my wish.
00:46:00Give me your kiss.
00:46:01I'm revered in the way.
00:46:03For the sky and theplus, for the heavens, the sky and theangeries.
00:46:08In my heart into the eyes, I want to look at you.
00:46:11I'd like to chore for my passion.
00:46:12Like a real heart, like stars, its star.
00:46:15called the deep Backstrap.
00:46:16But I'd like my heart to try and find me on my 99theday.
00:46:18I dream of the height, of success in a long path
00:46:23Give me your hand, I believe in us
00:46:26We make our own way, our own course
00:46:30Give me your hand, I believe in us
00:46:34We make our own way, our own course
00:46:38Give me your hand, in this world where everything is
00:46:43You are the same, we can get to the stars
00:46:49To the stars, to the stars, to your dreams and life
00:46:53But I'm going to the end, I don't stop
00:46:56I'm like a meteor, it's like a meteor, it's not me
00:47:00Give me your hand, we're in this place
00:47:04We're building the path, we're aiming to light
00:47:08We make our own way, our own course
00:47:21In the ground, Π²Π½ΡΡΡΠΈ, fire in the eyes
00:47:26We make your heart, we're in this place
00:47:28If you are unable to see
00:47:29And in my mind, in my dream, my only path
00:47:32We believe in you, inft cities
00:47:34And my goal is my only path
00:47:36can i help you i'm looking for jane who are you her father
00:48:06so
00:48:13so
00:48:18so
00:48:21so
00:48:27so
00:49:03My phone's dead.
00:49:15So am I.
00:49:33I'm not mad.
00:49:36I'm...
00:49:38Disappointed?
00:49:42Impressed.
00:49:43You're absolutely sure you're never coming back here?
00:50:03Fuck.
00:50:04No.
00:50:05Never.
00:50:06May the corpses we burn light the way.
00:50:25I think I'm going to go vegan.
00:50:40That might be difficult.
00:50:44You okay?
00:50:46I guess.
00:50:48Have you ever tried to avoid people for meals?
00:50:52Yeah.
00:50:54It's doable, but it doesn't feel good.
00:50:56Affects my metabolism.
00:50:58I get paunchy, lose my hair, want to go to bed while it's still dark out.
00:51:02So it turns you into a dad.
00:51:04So, where are we going to live?
00:51:11Live?
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:14House, school.
00:51:16Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:51:18What do you think this is?
00:51:20What are you going to do?
00:51:22And why the fuck would you bother shlipping?
00:51:24Shlipping.
00:51:25All the way back to save me.
00:51:26Clearly you didn't think this through.
00:51:34But you came back for me.
00:51:37Hell of a grand gesture.
00:51:39Now you're stuck with me.
00:51:43You're feeling a little conflicted.
00:51:46That's fine, right?
00:51:47You can imagine how I feel as a vampire who was also a teenager!
00:51:51Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:51:53It's not like you have anything else going on.
00:51:55A little, little.
00:51:58Plus, it might be good to be with somebody who can do stuff during the day.
00:52:03This feels like a hard sell.
00:52:05Or blackmail.
00:52:09Or maybe just facing some semblance of responsibility after avoiding a few lifetimes of accountability.
00:52:17Who knows?
00:52:18Tomato, tomato.
00:52:19Tomato.
00:52:25What do you suggest that I...
00:52:35We?
00:52:36Do.
00:52:39Well, we need to live somewhere.
00:52:40Which means you need a job.
00:52:42Which means you need to be...
00:52:44A person.
00:52:47You need a birth certificate.
00:52:48So you can get a license or a social security card or whatever.
00:52:53You'd have to get that from an actual person.
00:52:56Someone who looks your age and isn't going to miss theirs.
00:53:01Hmm.
00:53:05Shit.
00:53:08That thing tell you how far we are from Sunbeam, Colorado?
00:53:11Sunbeam?
00:53:12What's a town?
00:53:13Mm-hmm.
00:53:20The irony.
00:53:25I think I know someone who's not using their birth certificate.
00:53:28I've always gone for bad guys, or at least folks nobody will miss.
00:53:31It's an imperfect science.
00:53:33A few years ago, I fucked up.
00:53:36You?
00:53:37Inconceivable.
00:53:38Well, I was driving through the Rockies, and I meet some lady at the campsite.
00:53:42She's on the run from some scumbags.
00:53:45So, I decide, after she leaves, I'm going to wait.
00:53:48I'll have a meal.
00:53:50First person that I see, I go for her.
00:53:53I barely bit him before I saw his lanyard.
00:53:57Camp counselor.
00:53:59So, I'm just supposed to see if he's there.
00:54:01That's it.
00:54:02Yeah, you're his niece, and you were in the area looking at colleges or something, and,
00:54:07uh, you know, you just want to check in on him.
00:54:09But scope out the whole situation, see if you can find out where they keep the records.
00:54:12Then I'll go in later tonight.
00:54:14A little while later, a bunch of kids come running through, and they're looking for bugs
00:54:18and rocks and shit, and then people come through, and they're looking for him.
00:54:21I couldn't finish.
00:54:22I ended up hiding in a foxhole all day with the guy.
00:54:26So, what'd you do?
00:54:27Well, there's this thing I can do.
00:54:31Maybe I'll try the look thing.
00:54:34Don't try the look thing.
00:54:36It makes them nuts.
00:54:37It breaks their brains.
00:54:38Full meshugana.
00:54:40Do it long enough, and it's permanent.
00:54:43I feel horrible about the whole thing.
00:54:45So, I call around, find the hospital he's in.
00:54:48They tell me that he's a danger to himself and others.
00:54:52He thinks he's, uh...
00:54:55He needs blood.
00:54:57Anyway, they sent him to an institution.
00:55:02For life.
00:55:04And sending.
00:55:05Mm-hmm.
00:55:06Where they'd have his records.
00:55:08Like his birth certificate.
00:55:10And he'd be about 35 now.
00:55:12Hi.
00:55:33Can I help you, miss?
00:55:38Yes, uh, doctor, uh...
00:55:41I'm not a doctor.
00:55:43I'm a receptionist.
00:55:46Right.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Well, I'm looking for a Roger Fielder.
00:55:53Is he a patient here?
00:55:55Who are you?
00:55:55His niece.
00:55:58I was, uh, in the area, visiting a friend.
00:56:01And my mom said this is where he was.
00:56:05Kept.
00:56:07How old are you?
00:56:0918.
00:56:10Hold on a minute.
00:56:17Doctor.
00:56:21What?
00:56:23Probably.
00:56:23Hi.
00:56:24I'm Dr. Seward.
00:56:30I work with your uncle.
00:56:32So he's here?
00:56:33Oh.
00:56:33Oh, yes.
00:56:34He's still here.
00:56:35You were his niece?
00:56:36Yep.
00:56:36He didn't mention having any siblings.
00:56:40Of course, he hasn't had much to say over the last decade or so.
00:56:43I'll have to revisit my records on him.
00:56:45So you have those?
00:56:47Of course.
00:56:48We have everything.
00:56:50Sure.
00:56:51Well.
00:56:52Well.
00:56:52Good.
00:56:53Good.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:54Good, good old, uh, bruncle, um...
00:56:57Roger.
00:56:58Roger.
00:56:59Roger.
00:56:59Big, big roj.
00:57:01He's very short.
00:57:03That's the joke.
00:57:05How can we help you?
00:57:07You know, I...
00:57:09I think I'm good.
00:57:11Oh, you don't want to see him?
00:57:13Uh...
00:57:14You came all this way.
00:57:15Let's get you two caught up.
00:57:17Uh...
00:57:26You know, it's been years since anyone's visited him.
00:57:29Seeing a family member can be very therapeutic.
00:57:31I mean, it can really set them on a positive track.
00:57:34He's completely catatonic.
00:57:36Bummer.
00:57:40Don't be anxious.
00:57:42It's more for their safety than ours.
00:57:43Also ours.
00:57:45Oh.
00:57:46We don't leave him in here all day.
00:57:54He comes out to watch Judge Judy.
00:57:55And Judge Joe Brown.
00:57:56Well, all the judges.
00:57:57Big hits around here.
00:57:58And we wheel him around.
00:58:00But the quiet time suits him.
00:58:03Don't be concerned.
00:58:04He hasn't moved or spoken in ages.
00:58:06I'll give you guys a couple of minutes.
00:58:07If you need anything, just holler.
00:58:13I have to close the door.
00:58:15Policy.
00:58:15Policy.
00:58:15Hi.
00:58:32Hi.
00:58:32Sorry.
00:58:45This was a mistake.
00:58:48You.
00:58:49You're with him.
00:59:04Who?
00:59:06You know.
00:59:07I, I, I, I, I don't know.
00:59:12What can I do for him?
00:59:38Me and him.
00:59:44Hiding.
00:59:46Holding me in his arms.
00:59:48The smell of his leather jacket.
00:59:51Cold breath of his teeth.
00:59:55He didn't go through with it.
00:59:57It's not his fault.
00:59:59I totally get it.
01:00:01It's circumstantial.
01:00:02He sent you to finish it.
01:00:09I've been waiting for this moment.
01:00:12For so long.
01:00:15Dude, I, I, I don't know.
01:00:17Where is he?
01:00:19Just, just let him give me a taste.
01:00:23Yeah, I better get going.
01:00:25If you leave, I'll scream.
01:00:28And I'll tell them I don't know you.
01:00:32Buddy, I don't think you're in any position to bargain here.
01:00:38What can I do for my master?
01:00:41My liege?
01:00:43My king in leather?
01:00:56You're his daughter.
01:00:58He's your father.
01:00:59Did he send you to finish me?
01:01:03Ew.
01:01:04No.
01:01:05What can I offer him?
01:01:12Well?
01:01:21There is one thing.
01:01:23Anything.
01:01:23Just give me a taste.
01:01:27Of what?
01:01:28Let me taste you.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31Nope.
01:01:31Not, not even your blood.
01:01:33Just, uh, your flesh.
01:01:36I'm gonna go.
01:01:38Well, what do you want then?
01:01:42We need...
01:01:43Anything.
01:01:44A copy of your records.
01:01:45The stuff they have on you.
01:01:47Hey, I can do that.
01:01:48I'll tell them to sign it over.
01:01:52They have to do it if I tell them to do it.
01:01:55Just give me a taste.
01:01:59Let me bite your neck.
01:02:01No.
01:02:02What about your leg?
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05You gotta give me something to work with here.
01:02:07Alright?
01:02:07This is not a sex thing.
01:02:09Everything is a sex thing.
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:11Uh, um...
01:02:14Okay.
01:02:20Close your eyes.
01:02:23Stick out your tongue.
01:02:34Eyes closed.
01:02:36Uh...
01:02:37God's fucking sake.
01:02:39Yeah.
01:02:39Shut up.
01:02:40Uh-huh.
01:02:41You gonna tell them to give me a copy of your records?
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:53Hey.
01:02:56You know you could have just done the staring thing.
01:02:59Yeah.
01:03:00Worked out great for you.
01:03:01Uh...
01:03:02You were just supposed to scope it out.
01:03:13Check out the location.
01:03:14Now they're gonna be able to finger you.
01:03:15What a choice of words there, man.
01:03:18But you got it.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20That guy's not going anywhere.
01:03:22Anytime.
01:03:23Poor schmuck.
01:03:24At least nobody's looking for him.
01:03:25No, but they got a good look at you.
01:03:29So?
01:03:30You show up.
01:03:32In photos and videos.
01:03:35What, and you don't?
01:03:36No.
01:03:37No.
01:03:37No.
01:03:37One more thing.
01:03:43Guy the other day, and of course, what do you think I found?
01:03:47Hip trail.
01:03:48And it's a whole coincidence, ladies and gentlemen.
01:03:51Uh, we're closed.
01:04:01There's nobody here.
01:04:03I know, but I think I dropped my keys earlier.
01:04:05Inside?
01:04:07I'm not a patient.
01:04:09Uh, no, I didn't think you were.
01:04:13Gotta come back in the morning, check while I'm found.
01:04:15Oh, man, I gotta be at work in the morning real early,
01:04:17because I'm a delivery guy, and, you know,
01:04:19I gotta get people their stuff.
01:04:20It's very important, and so,
01:04:21could I come in and look?
01:04:22Sorry.
01:04:23Come on, man, come on, let me in.
01:04:26Uh, nah, bro.
01:04:31Hey, man.
01:04:32Could I please just come in for a second,
01:04:34try and find my dad's keys?
01:04:36I've got a term paper due in the morning.
01:04:38I think I got this.
01:04:40Uh, not sure you do.
01:04:42It's totally gonna bone my GPA.
01:04:44Uh.
01:04:46God, God!
01:04:47This is exactly why mom left me.
01:04:49Such a bum!
01:04:50Oh, shit, that was a call for.
01:04:54Uh.
01:04:56Just, just real quick, okay?
01:05:00I'm not gonna, like, get on the ground or anything,
01:05:03because I got a bad back.
01:05:06So I can come in?
01:05:08Yes!
01:05:08Hey, uh, my wife left me too, and, uh, she's a bitch.
01:05:20She's like a total cunt.
01:05:22You know, she just wouldn't, like, get in line, no matter how many times I'm, you know?
01:05:28You know.
01:05:30Now I hear she's screwing up.
01:05:31Ah!
01:05:32It was an easy choice.
01:05:37I'm gonna go grab the security tapes.
01:05:43Pull the car around?
01:05:44You want me to drive?
01:05:49Yeah, just pull it up.
01:05:51I, I can't drive.
01:05:52Well, it's not a stick.
01:05:53I, I, I've never driven a car.
01:05:56Well, by the time I was your age, I would have...
01:05:57There were cars?
01:05:58No.
01:06:01Yeah, yes.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:03Maybe.
01:06:05Just grab the body, put it in the trunk.
01:06:07I'll get the tapes.
01:06:09Oh, Jesus.
01:06:17Okay, now give it a little gas.
01:06:19Yeah, and just...
01:06:21No, no, it's a little too much.
01:06:22Break, break, break, break!
01:06:23Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:06:25Okay, then just...
01:06:26All right, now just give a...
01:06:28A little bit more gas.
01:06:29There you...
01:06:29All right!
01:06:42Really increases our productivity.
01:06:45Just keep it under 90.
01:06:47Where to?
01:06:49South.
01:06:51Now west.
01:06:53Here?
01:06:53What are you, Meshuggah?
01:06:54Well, this'll do.
01:07:00They just want an army of soy boy vegan zombies.
01:07:05May your family make shit over your face, crazy girl.
01:07:08Really?
01:07:08We need the scratch.
01:07:10It's a pawn shop.
01:07:12You can always come back for it.
01:07:14People come back for stuff all the time, right?
01:07:16Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:07:17My customers take their vows real serious.
01:07:18These folks will all be back.
01:07:19Now what I'm about to tell you is done for the week of war.
01:07:24And if you were for the week of war, you're listening to the...
01:07:28It's German Air Force.
01:07:39Uh, Nazi shit is huge.
01:07:41It always has been.
01:07:42Well, it's worth thousands.
01:07:43Yeah, I give you 600.
01:07:47How much did you say the security deposit was?
01:07:49$7.50.
01:08:10We're closed.
01:08:14I think I could help with that.
01:08:16Yeah.
01:08:19I got a lot of experience.
01:08:25I don't offer dental.
01:08:27Can I work at night?
01:08:29If you can get it all done, I don't care when you work.
01:08:33You sure this is going to work?
01:08:35It's like SPF 1,000.
01:08:36Just make a run for it.
01:08:37Does it look natural?
01:08:39Looks great.
01:08:42Just remember to close your eyes.
01:08:49I never get used to this.
01:09:02It's like junk food.
01:09:05I'm going to get a dad bod.
01:09:07A what?
01:09:09I need to look the part.
01:09:11We should talk about your style.
01:09:14I look bitchin'.
01:09:15You look like your dress is the Fonz for Halloween.
01:09:19Every day.
01:09:22Nice Jewish boy.
01:09:23I can't tell if I'm schvitzing because it's getting light out or because I look like a...
01:09:35Dad?
01:09:36Schlemiel.
01:09:37It's great.
01:09:38You look 10 years older.
01:09:39Hmm.
01:09:40Roger?
01:09:41Jane?
01:09:42I'm Miss Schelling.
01:09:43Thanks for meeting with us so early.
01:09:45I just gotta get to work.
01:09:46Gotta get to work.
01:09:47Oh, of course.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:48No worries.
01:09:50No worries.
01:09:53Come in.
01:09:57Huh.
01:09:57Go.
01:10:00Well, since you were homeschooled, you'll have assessment tests, but otherwise you're good
01:10:06to start.
01:10:08And we also have some programs that may interest you, including a support group for single parents.
01:10:18I attended as well.
01:10:23Think of us.
01:10:29You go.
01:10:31Oh, no.
01:10:31Oh, no.
01:10:31Oh.
01:10:31Oh, no.
01:10:32Oh, no.
01:10:32Oh, no.
01:10:33Oh, no.
01:10:35Hey, Diana.
01:10:37He is being young.
01:10:38Oh, so that's
01:10:41It'll be okay.
01:10:45Hey Diana, that could be us, that could be you and me.
01:10:50Hey Diana.
01:11:10How was your day?
01:11:11Peachy.
01:11:13Mine was fine, thanks.
01:11:16Good dog.
01:11:20Jack, it's too small for you.
01:11:21I heard that.
01:11:45This is gross.
01:11:51Told you that's what happens when I eat dead stock.
01:11:55I don't look like you or Brenner within a month.
01:11:57I'll pick up some Drano.
01:12:01Daylight Savings ended a few days ago.
01:12:03Want to catch an early movie tonight?
01:12:06Hmm.
01:12:07Maybe go for a drive?
01:12:09Where?
01:12:10I don't know.
01:12:11For fun.
01:12:14I could talk.
01:12:16We're talking now.
01:12:17This isn't easy for me either.
01:12:21Oi, Gavalt.
01:12:22What else do you want from me?
01:12:23It isn't what I want from you.
01:12:25It's what we have to do.
01:12:26We have to look like real people.
01:12:28We have something to hide.
01:12:30At least until I go to college and you become my fuck-up brother.
01:12:32Oh, you mean my promotion.
01:12:35Yes.
01:12:36Yes.
01:12:36Your dream of finally going from boring dad to fun brother.
01:12:40Just think you'll eventually be my son and then all your entitlement will make sense.
01:12:44And then I'll die.
01:12:45Don't be a brat.
01:12:46I'm being 16.
01:12:47You're being dramatic.
01:12:48Isn't that what you want?
01:12:49To get rid of me?
01:12:51Look around.
01:12:52Look at my fucking gut and tell me that I haven't done every damn thing to give you a life.
01:12:57If you can call it that.
01:13:00Hawking your watch doesn't make you a father.
01:13:02And pretending to be a kid doesn't make you a person.
01:13:04You can't have it both ways.
01:13:06God, I hate you!
01:13:07Finally!
01:13:18You can't have it both ways.
01:13:48Uh, Roger.
01:13:51And, uh, moved here a few weeks ago with my daughter.
01:13:56Go on, Roger.
01:13:58Tell us about yourselves.
01:13:59Whatever you like.
01:14:04Um, I didn't know my daughter.
01:14:07I didn't raise her.
01:14:08Her mother raised her.
01:14:10Raised her well.
01:14:12But we didn't know each other.
01:14:14Um, and when she came.
01:14:18To live with me.
01:14:19I didn't have a life ready for her.
01:14:20I didn't have one for myself, really.
01:14:26So, building that.
01:14:29It's difficult.
01:14:31It's hard to know if the decisions that I'm making are right for her.
01:14:39Even if they're not right for myself.
01:14:42If that, that really matters.
01:14:44Could you elaborate on that, Roger?
01:14:52I guess I mean, um...
01:14:55Part of being a parent is thinking about your kid before yourself.
01:14:59And that's a good thing.
01:15:01It's right.
01:15:05But it doesn't change the urge to...
01:15:08Be selfish.
01:15:12That's right.
01:15:14Or at least remember who you were.
01:15:17But maybe that's just who I thought I was.
01:15:24And who I am is who I am now.
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:34Hey, Roger.
01:15:39Hey.
01:15:39Thanks for coming tonight.
01:15:44I'm sure that was hard.
01:15:46It seems like you're in the middle of a major transition.
01:15:49Parenting, new town, new life.
01:15:53No, I went through that.
01:15:56It just takes time.
01:15:58You've got that.
01:15:59Plenty.
01:16:02Uh, could I give you a piece of advice?
01:16:06Sure.
01:16:07She's a good kid.
01:16:08She's well-adjusted.
01:16:10You're doing great.
01:16:13Okay?
01:16:13Just give yourself a break.
01:16:16Find something that you and your kid connect on.
01:16:19A hobby or a cause.
01:16:21Something you could do together.
01:16:28That is good advice.
01:16:30Thanks.
01:16:32That's what I do.
01:16:32Hmm.
01:16:35Of course it's not.
01:16:49It's so shitty.
01:16:50Yeah.
01:16:52It's so sad.
01:16:53Surprise.
01:17:08How'd you know I was here?
01:17:10Fatherly intuition.
01:17:16Who's your friend?
01:17:17This is Terry.
01:17:21Also a night owl.
01:17:25Hey.
01:17:26Um, I need your help with something.
01:17:29Would you help in?
01:17:32Don't sweat it.
01:17:33I got a big night plan with the fam anyway.
01:17:36On a Tuesday?
01:17:38We do it every month.
01:17:39Kind of a tradition.
01:17:41See ya.
01:17:41Yeah.
01:17:41Terry seems nice.
01:18:07Yeah.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:08They really seem to get me.
01:18:10I was thinking maybe we could go on a little field trip.
01:18:17Like a dad-daughter thing.
01:18:20Before you take me out to the boonies and bury me in a shallow grave?
01:18:23Oh, it wouldn't be shallow.
01:18:26I'm sorry.
01:18:31Me too.
01:18:33And you're right.
01:18:35You're gonna die.
01:18:36I knew it.
01:18:41But for now,
01:18:43for a very, very long time,
01:18:46we're gonna be together.
01:18:51That's nice.
01:18:54I mean, I get it.
01:18:56I guess I agree.
01:18:57I got you something.
01:19:04I know money's tight.
01:19:05So don't bug out.
01:19:07I stole it.
01:19:14Your jacket.
01:19:21I can't go to a bar.
01:19:22I know.
01:19:23What, so you need a designated driver?
01:19:27Watch the bar.
01:19:29You see that guy?
01:19:32The biker?
01:19:33Mm-hmm.
01:19:33His name's Quincy Morris,
01:19:34and he posted Bond earlier today.
01:19:36Like jail?
01:19:37Mm-hmm.
01:19:38Sold a bunch of meth,
01:19:39which is not a bad business per se,
01:19:40but he cut it with hairspray,
01:19:42and a lot of people got sick and died.
01:19:45How do you know all this?
01:19:47I looked it up on the internet.
01:19:50All over Facebook.
01:19:51What's that?
01:19:53Anyway, as much as I love steak tartare,
01:19:56we could make a little fun project out of him.
01:20:00I'm not exactly well-versed on indulging in this.
01:20:05I know, but that's why I'm here.
01:20:07You know, this is one of the few things
01:20:09that I am uniquely suited to help with.
01:20:14Think of it as a life lesson.
01:20:17Like driving stick, or fishing.
01:20:19I know, it's weird, yeah.
01:20:23But this is something we share.
01:20:29It's us.
01:20:31Plus, the guy's a fucking murderer.
01:20:36What's the plan?
01:20:37Hey, man, this your bike?
01:20:43Yeah, what the fuck about it?
01:20:45Looks like you got a pretty bad leak coming off the box.
01:20:48What the fuck?
01:20:49Mm-hmm.
01:20:52Yeah, it's probably just a shaft seal.
01:20:55You know, I work on bikes over in town.
01:20:57I got a box of seals in the trunk of my car.
01:21:05I'm sure I have your size.
01:21:07Come on.
01:21:07This stinks.
01:21:36next time
01:21:38is it weird I'm hungry
01:21:43at this point
01:21:45nothing is weird
01:21:47maybe we just stick to animals
01:21:50I'll go bald
01:21:52get a paunch
01:21:53you've had generations of being a good looking young man
01:21:58maybe it's worth it to let yourself go a little
01:22:00priorities
01:22:06jacket looks good
01:22:08thanks
01:22:10can I have your old one
01:22:36did my little bird
01:22:55you played so many years ago
01:22:59and I love you
01:27:04Patriots, I am always prepared.
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