00:00Look, I hate to say it to you Amazons, but I'm going to be 100 with you guys.
00:04The Mets still look like the Yankees' little brother,
00:06and it's really pissing off the Mets fan in me at this point.
00:10Where's Grimace or whatever gimmick they're going to use
00:13because, oh my gosh, this team looks and has looked completely horrible.
00:18We've been so focused on bashing Aaron Boone
00:21and all of the problems that the Yankees have been having
00:23that we haven't gave dropping 12 of your last 14
00:27and whatever that show was Wednesday night, the negative energy it deserves.
00:32You think the Yankees have had it bad since around June 11th and June 12th?
00:37David Peterson went from pitching nine scoreless innings on June 11th
00:41to getting axed last night after three and one-third innings
00:44where he gave up six earned runs.
00:47The fantastic or the Fab Four's bats, they ain't been fab nor fantastic,
00:52and this team as a whole is 20 and 32 since June 12th.
00:57I'm going to relax and I'm going to take a deep breath
00:58because they do still have a one-game lead for the final NL wildcard spot.
01:04But now would be a good time to bring back Grimace, the Hamburglar,
01:08or heck, I'd even settle for Mayor McCheese at this point.
01:11Be a good little brother, Mets.
01:13Do your homework and your chores,
01:14and if you get some wins, I'll read you a bedtime story.
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