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00:00All right, welcome to the after show, ladies and gentlemen, it is almost time for Halloween.
00:06For Halloween, and we're going to have that debate that everybody always has when it comes
00:10to Halloween, Halloween candy, because everybody has a different approach, a different taste
00:18when it comes to Halloween candy.
00:19Like, first and foremost, can we just all agree to throw candy corns out the window?
00:24Yes.
00:24Okay.
00:25Yes.
00:25Garbage, trash.
00:27I agree.
00:28I just remember being young, and let's say we ran out of candy, we would mess with it
00:33because it was the last thing in the bowl, and you know.
00:37I'd rather eat nothing than candy corns.
00:38But no, I feel you.
00:40Yeah, candy corns is nasty.
00:40Can I put another one on that list of one I just want to throw out and would never eat,
00:45but I know some of you guys like it?
00:46The list of don't even put it on the list?
00:48Right.
00:49Smarties.
00:50Whoa.
00:51I can't stand those.
00:52I love smarties.
00:53They taste like chalk to me.
00:54No.
00:55It's like chalk.
00:56Sweet, delicious, fruity chalk.
00:57Okay, you got to show me which smarties you're talking about.
01:00The little ones or the big ass ones?
01:01The ones that come in like the little package?
01:03Oh, no.
01:03Those are amazing.
01:04Those are amazing.
01:05With the twist ties at the end?
01:06No.
01:06No, those are amazing.
01:07There's the ones that look like, they're not, I don't know if they're smarties.
01:10You might know what I'm talking about, Pep.
01:11They look like smarties, but like somebody hit it with a bigger ray, and I can see you,
01:15like the taste is different.
01:17Not coated, though.
01:19Not like smarties, but coated on the outside.
01:22I've had it so few times because I don't like the taste of it.
01:24It looks like big smarties.
01:26I know what he's talking about.
01:27I feel like it's a bait and switch.
01:29Oh, I know what he's talking about.
01:30Right?
01:30It's a bait and switch because the first time I got it, I was like, oh my God, they're
01:33big smarties.
01:34It's like a tart.
01:36Sweet tarts?
01:37No, I like sweet tarts.
01:38Oh, okay.
01:38I like sweet tarts.
01:38I don't like those either.
01:39Not Necco wafers.
01:41Is it Necco wafers?
01:42Those are gross, too.
01:43Hold on.
01:43Let me see.
01:43Necco wafers.
01:44Those are flatter and about the size of a quarter.
01:48Yeah, Necco wafers.
01:49Yeah, gross.
01:49Not a fan of Necco wafers.
01:50I thought they were big smarties.
01:52I mean, no, no.
01:53Yeah, yeah.
01:54Okay, so.
01:54Totally different flavor profile.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Let's throw out circus peanuts while we're at it.
01:59Hold up.
02:00Hold up.
02:02Leroy.
02:02Those are the orange looking like.
02:04Oh, your parents deprived you of good candy.
02:07Oh, no.
02:07I love these.
02:08I love them.
02:09Really?
02:09I love them.
02:10Presencey alone just like makes me sick.
02:13Yeah.
02:14No, man.
02:15I like getting the variety bag of more.
02:19You know how they have like the ones that it's like mostly chocolate candies?
02:21Yes.
02:21And then mostly the fruity type.
02:23I'm all for the fruity type.
02:24Me too.
02:25Skittles?
02:25Same.
02:26Skittles what?
02:27What about Skittles?
02:27No, no.
02:28I like Skittles.
02:28Oh, okay.
02:29Not a huge.
02:30I have Skittles flavors that I really like.
02:33No, no, no, no.
02:33I like.
02:34I have like.
02:35I'll eat yellow Skittles.
02:37Red.
02:38The grape.
02:39Red and grape.
02:41Those are my two least favorite.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43Yeah.
02:43What?
02:44This is crazy.
02:45Yeah, yeah.
02:45I'm not a huge Skittles guy.
02:47See, I'm not a fan of yellow candy.
02:49Me either.
02:50Me either.
02:50Really?
02:51Yeah.
02:51Yeah.
02:51And I love lemon.
02:53But for some reason, like yellow candy just is a turn off to me.
02:58Starburst.
02:58Like if there's a pack of Starbursts and it's yellow, I'm disappointed.
03:01I'm hurt.
03:02Pink is it.
03:03That's where it's at.
03:04Skittles and.
03:05I only do yellow Starbursts.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:07Okay.
03:07I'm not a big Starburst.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Skittles and Starbursts are kind of like.
03:11And I love.
03:12I'm with you, Romero.
03:13I'm like the fruity candy person.
03:15But those are like the last in the bag for me.
03:18Those are like how you describe candy corn.
03:20If they're left, I'll eat them.
03:22And the reason is because I have to segregate it.
03:24If I have to segregate you by color, that means you're not my favorite.
03:27Like if I want every color in the rainbow to taste good.
03:31That's what I'm like.
03:32Like Sour Patch Kids?
03:33Sour Patch Kids all day.
03:34That's what I was going to ask you.
03:35Lifesavers all day.
03:37If you're talking about fruity candy, what's your favorite fruity candy?
03:40If you're not saying Skittles or Twizzlers, I feel like that's the only thing.
03:43Lifesavers.
03:45Lifesavers variety.
03:45I still go old school.
03:47Yeah, I'm going to go old.
03:47Like the hard candy Lifesavers?
03:50I'll do hard candy or soft.
03:52But like I'm talking about like old school where it's like all the different flavors.
03:56Like you know how to have something that's just like one wild berry or whatever.
03:58Give me all the flavors.
04:00I have no Lifesavers flavor that I don't like.
04:02I have never heard anyone say Lifesavers was their favorite candy.
04:07I don't even consider them candy for some reason.
04:09I consider them more like mints.
04:11I don't know.
04:11Like if you can buy them, like I don't know.
04:14It's weird to me.
04:15Like I don't know.
04:17I was going to say you can buy them at the drugstore.
04:19We buy every candy at the drugstore.
04:23When Meryl said Lifesavers, I'm going to be like, Nana, is that you dressed up as Meryl?
04:28Oh, yeah.
04:28That goes along with butterscotch candy to me.
04:31And those strawberry candies wrapped in the strawberry wrapper.
04:34One of the classics.
04:35Oh, the strawberry wrapper.
04:38Oh, that tastes like childhood.
04:40Hold on.
04:41What's wrong with Lifesavers?
04:42I feel like that.
04:42It's just weird.
04:43They're good.
04:44But it's just weird to hear that.
04:45That's like, that's me being in church and I lean over and I hit one of the mothers of
04:52the church to say, you got any candy?
04:53And she goes in her pocket and she pulls out some linted up Lifesavers and she gives it
04:58to you.
04:59See, I haven't even seen Lifesavers in over 10 years.
05:02That's how like.
05:03Wow.
05:04Those butter rum ones were.
05:05Oh, man.
05:06Yeah, those were okay.
05:08Do I need to update my candy profile?
05:09Yeah, and I hope you've done this before.
05:12You've taken the fruit Lifesavers one at a time and you combine it with the peppermint
05:18Lifesaver.
05:18I'm not a big fan of the peppermint.
05:20No, me neither.
05:20You got to do the combo.
05:22It's unbelievable.
05:23I don't hate the peppermint.
05:25Like, I'll always do it when I'm leaving a restaurant and grab it to fix my breath.
05:29But I'm not a big, I'm not a big.
05:31Do the combo.
05:32It'll change your life.
05:33Okay, I'll try it.
05:33Let's go to non-chocolate candies, but not fruit candies.
05:38Like, okay, like for me, I know it's a tough, it's a tough category, but I got to pay
05:43day.
05:44Non-chocolate.
05:45Paydays are the caramel peanut logs.
05:50They all look like nice, solid feces.
05:54I do, but payday is probably my favorite.
05:57Feces, let me shut up.
05:58I don't know how many more there are in that category, but, you know, non-chocolate
06:02goodness.
06:02Not, um, there's like a Reese's peanut butter cup.
06:07No.
06:08Like caramel.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Okay.
06:10Like the old school caramels.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Oh yeah.
06:14What's the one that's kind of, I think it's caramel, but it has like a marshmallow type.
06:18Oh, uh, the, uh, the, uh, cow's eye.
06:20No, no, no, the cow tails.
06:22I love those two, but I think they're bullseyes also.
06:25This, those, those are two different ones.
06:27I love those.
06:28Love them.
06:29I'm sure it's what I'm talking about.
06:30That's like the.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Oh, but they have chocolate in them.
06:33The cow tails.
06:33Caramel.
06:34Oh, caramel.
06:35Do nerds and do nerds fall into this category?
06:38I would say those would be fruit ones.
06:39Fruit.
06:39Okay.
06:40I love nerds.
06:41I'm a nerd.
06:41And nerds is another one.
06:42You give me any flavor.
06:43I'm, I'm in.
06:44All right.
06:44All right.
06:44How about this?
06:46Where chocolate is not the main ingredient.
06:48So it can be in there like Reese's peanut butter cup, but it's not the main one.
06:51So I would say, yeah, like three musketeers.
06:53I don't like those, but those are mostly nougat.
06:55I'm not candy.
06:56What's a nougat exactly?
06:57I don't know, but I like the word.
06:58Oh, yeah.
06:59I, uh, I'm not really a candy bar guy.
07:03I like Reese's peanut butter cups.
07:06And as far as like, I'm not really chocolate guy, but except for Hershey's kisses all day.
07:12All right.
07:12That's mainly chocolate.
07:13All right.
07:13It's all chocolate.
07:15Well, I like the plain ones.
07:17Well, I'm talking about the plain old school.
07:18Here we go.
07:19Grandma again.
07:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:22Almond joys.
07:23I can't stand.
07:24What?
07:25Get them things.
07:26Those are my favorite Halloween candies.
07:27That's when you know they're at the bottom of, they're like almost done handing out candy
07:32because all they got left is Almond joys.
07:33Almond joys are my favorite Halloween candy.
07:36Yep.
07:37Which is good because anybody who, like you said, Leroy, if like, you know, parents bring
07:41their kids leftover candy to work and they dump it on the table, those are always the ones
07:46left.
07:46And I always grab them.
07:48You know which grandma, I'll call it the grandma candy that I love?
07:53Dots.
07:54Ew.
07:55Gross.
07:55I love dots.
07:58Yep, yep, yep.
07:58I mean, I may have pulled out a cavity or at some point from them.
08:03I've lost teeth in, um, like those, um, what are they called?
08:08Laffy Taffy?
08:09No, sugar daddies are they called?
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11Sugar babies.
08:12That you just like bite into it and it's stuck in your mouth.
08:14Yes.
08:15Yeah.
08:15I've lost teeth in those.
08:17Now and Laters, too.
08:18Yeah, I don't like those.
08:20Mike and Ike's, now and Laters, Taught Tamales.
08:23I hate all of those.
08:24I don't like that consistency.
08:25Give me anything gummy.
08:27A couple of years ago, my friend, right?
08:30He was part of like a Reddit group where, actually, you might have heard of it.
08:34There was a Reddit group for a while, so it's like a bunch of strangers in this group.
08:38But when it comes to Christmas, I don't know how they do it.
08:41They do almost like, um, like a secret Santa.
08:43I don't know how they pick the people, but you could send the person anything.
08:48Like, and one of the reasons that this was a story a couple years ago was because I believe
08:53Bill Gates was in it and he sent someone like a computer.
08:56Like, he sent him like a legit new computer.
08:58Yeah.
08:59But he was in this group and he got to, like, his person was like a candy person.
09:06They sent him, I've never seen a bigger gummy bear in my life.
09:10It was, yo, it was bigger than a stuffed animal.
09:14Oh, that's cool.
09:14We were eating it.
09:15And when I tell you that, like, we were like not even into an entire ear and there was a
09:21bunch of us eating.
09:22This thing was, it was thick.
09:24And then they sent them a really cool, um, it was not really a candy.
09:29It's like, um, I mean, it was like a tablet that you take, but what it does is it changes
09:35the flavor of whatever you eat.
09:38Have you ever had one of those?
09:39No.
09:40It was crazy.
09:41I'm not like, I don't really like tomatoes, like, like sliced tomatoes or biting into a
09:46tomato.
09:47And he goes, he got a tomato and he goes, take this thing.
09:51So I took it, I bit into the tomato.
09:53It tasted like, what did it taste?
09:54I did it with a couple of different foods and some of them tasted just like randomly sweet
09:58and it wasn't supposed to.
09:59Some of them tasted like, like none of them were like shitty tasting.
10:03Like it was like, it was like a little chocolatey of something that wasn't even chocolate.
10:06That would freak me out a little bit.
10:08It is.
10:08It's really weird.
10:09But, but the tomato was, was, uh, what the, I forget what it was, but I'm, I literally
10:13ate it like an apple.
10:14I was just like, yeah, it's the, I gotta, I always think about it.
10:19It'd be a cool, like gag gift to give to somebody.
10:21While you're looking that up, all right, let's narrow this down, uh, with, if you had to
10:26pick one candy for the rest of your life to eat.
10:29Quizzlers.
10:30Wow.
10:31Reese's.
10:32Really?
10:33I love Reese's.
10:34Nerds Rope.
10:36Wow.
10:38Romero coming through with these random.
10:42I'm not mad.
10:43I'm not mad.
10:43Um, see, I don't know if mine would be, I got one.
10:48I got mine.
10:49Twix.
10:51You gotta have Twix with the, with the candy, with the cookie.
10:56I know, but.
10:57Caramel, cookie, and chocolate?
10:59It's up there, but for some reason, I don't know if they've changed their process.
11:05It's a formula.
11:06Oh, man.
11:07The ingredients.
11:08Twix.
11:08No way.
11:09They don't hit like they used to.
11:10They really don't.
11:11Well, it would either be that or Snickers, because Snickers, you can't never go wrong with
11:15a Snickers, because it's got pretty much everything in it.
11:17Yeah.
11:17You know what else is random that I love?
11:20Milk duds.
11:21Ew.
11:21That was another one that'll take out your teeth.
11:24Raisinets.
11:25Those are my movies.
11:26Raisinets.
11:26When I go to the movies, I have to have raisinets.
11:28Excellent.
11:29Miracle fruit tablets.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31No, they're, let me see.
11:32It's not even joking.
11:33That'll freak me out.
11:33It's like something you take for constipation.
11:35No, no, no.
11:36I'm trying to tell you.
11:37Like, it'll change the flavor of whatever you eat.
11:40Wow.
11:41It's.
11:41Oh, okay.
11:42It's weird, but it's cool as hell.
11:45Like, you take one and then try something that you're not into, and you won't even.
11:50Like, at first, you're going to feel weird biting into it, because you're like, I don't
11:53like this.
11:53I don't like this.
11:53I don't like this.
11:54But then once you bite into it, it doesn't change anything.
11:57It's a shitty flavor.
11:58It's really good.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Oh, I got another one real quick.
12:02Oh, go ahead.
12:02The, those gummy, the peach flavored gummy candies.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:08The peach ones.
12:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:09I don't even know what that is.
12:10Are they covered in sugar?
12:11That they have a peach slice on them?
12:12Yes.
12:13Oh, okay.
12:14Like fruit rings, kind of.
12:15Anything, anything gummy, man.
12:17Gummy worms.
12:19Gummy.
12:19I like gummy bears, but they got to be the red ones.
12:22No, any type of flavor of gummy bears.
12:24Just not the ones that give you diarrhea.
12:25What about the clear?
12:26You like the clear ones?
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:28Ew.
12:29They're pineapple.
12:31They are?
12:31Those are so good.
12:32Yes.
12:33Yes.
12:33Gross.
12:34Red.
12:35No.
12:36We can talk about this all day.
12:37Do you remember the little like juice things that came in the wax?
12:42Yes.
12:42Yes.
12:42Remember when like on Halloween?
12:44Oh, like a little bottle?
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah, yeah.
12:46But there were all these like the wax lips and the fangs.
12:51Remember the cigarettes?
12:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:53Oh, yeah.
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:54You can't get those anymore.
12:55We had no business having those.
12:56Right.
12:57They had to smoke because some of them didn't smoke, didn't have stuff come out of them.
13:02Can I go a little bit further?
13:04I'm going to admit something, but we all did it, even though no one wants to say it.
13:07Remember the powder candy that was in the package, the long tube?
13:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:13You would rip off the top?
13:14Yeah.
13:14All right.
13:15And it had the stick?
13:17No, not something necessary.
13:18You're talking about fungibs.
13:18You could just like eat it out the-
13:21Oh, pixie stick.
13:22Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:24You're talking about fungibs.
13:24It had a lot of us as kids acting like we were addicted.
13:30Yeah.
13:30That's all I'm going to say.
13:31You're a sugar.
13:31That's all it is.
13:32No, you weren't trying to sniff it.
13:36Scarface.
13:36I just realized why I sound so old school.
13:38I only have-
13:39I don't eat candy except for like this time of the year when it's like all the way around.
13:44Because I was just going to mention another one.
13:45And then I was like, does that even exist?
13:48I don't even know the name of it.
13:49It was a candy.
13:50You reminded me of it when you said about biting into the thing.
13:52It was a candy, kind of soft.
13:54And you bit into it and it squirted like a juice in your mouth.
13:56Oh, Gushers.
13:58Gushers.
13:58Come on now.
13:59Oh, yeah.
13:59Come on now.
14:01Yeah, I always felt violated when I ate those, but they were good.
14:04They were good.
14:05They were good.
14:06I'm glad it's candy time.
14:09Don't forget to like and subscribe.
14:10Comment with your favorite candy below.
14:13Unless it's candy corn, because that sucks.
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