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00:00:00With the finger, with the finger, orgasm guaranteed!
00:00:14With the finger, with the finger, orgasm guaranteed!
00:00:18Women, let's stop being patient!
00:00:22Sex doesn't have to be violent anymore!
00:00:26Women, let's stop being patient!
00:00:30Sex doesn't have to be violent anymore!
00:00:33To us, to us, to us!
00:00:56To us, to us, to us!
00:01:26To us, to us, to us!
00:01:56With this austerity and the lira continuing to fall, we need to make it re-established, at least, at least in a difficult way!
00:02:12Of course, I didn't know he had such a big son!
00:02:15He's not my son!
00:02:17He's my son-in-law, unfortunately!
00:02:19Ah, I get it!
00:02:21Allows?
00:02:22Yes, three!
00:02:22See you later, then we'll talk about that stuff!
00:02:25Listen, there's that Swiss German here!
00:02:30Come on, one of those who has an easy border!
00:02:32Ah, he wants to send some wheat to Switzerland!
00:02:33Yes, but what are you talking about, yes, exactly, you know, a few bags of durum wheat, that he puts in that pasta factory, you know...
00:02:41They need watermark!
00:02:43Yes, filigree, what threads, with good Parmigiano Reggiano and even a few green tomatoes!
00:02:49And you should tell him how much, well, how much grain he can bring me safely!
00:02:53All right, all right!
00:02:54Oh, Professor Solce!
00:02:55Oh, what are you, professor!
00:02:57My son!
00:02:57Oh, what do you...
00:02:58Yes, but...
00:02:59Well, exactly, he talks about wheat, he talks...
00:03:02No, exactly, I...
00:03:03Yes, thank you, thank you!
00:03:06Herr Professor, Professor von Schulz...
00:03:08Yes?
00:03:08Von Schulz, my Schwiegervater has an account in der Switzerland...
00:03:12Yes, yes, yes...
00:03:13Once we were in the Hotel...
00:03:15Professor, as I am in the Hotel...
00:03:18Mr. Franken...
00:03:21And now you welcome me, it's been so many!
00:03:23Oh, come on, they're making us!
00:03:24Oh, come on, they're making us!
00:03:24To understand everything!
00:03:25Everything okay, what's done?
00:03:27Everything's okay, don't worry, I hope!
00:03:30Ah, professor, for the conference, I brought you the paper you requested. It's a 20-25 minute presentation. I talk about abortion as a medical-social problem, birth control, and abortion methods.
00:03:47And did she keep my notes?
00:03:48Yes, certainly!
00:03:49I also took some information from Bartolini's text.
00:03:51Yes, I understand, but international, so...
00:03:55A white sky, I must not stay that...
00:03:58Yes, but what did he do to her?
00:04:00But nothing, just don't let him see me!
00:04:02Because if he sees me he'll immediately cash the checks and then he gets the vote...
00:04:06Cashing checks?
00:04:07Understood?
00:04:07But if he's full of money up to this point...
00:04:09Look, the one who comes here is full of fun, dad says so, understand?
00:04:13But dad, they're building a clinic!
00:04:16The clinic affair...
00:04:19Guido?
00:04:31Yes?
00:04:31Eh, Pamela told me you were here, I need to talk to you.
00:04:34Yes?
00:04:35Professor Cavendish, the native lawyer.
00:04:37Whatever you want, go ahead.
00:04:39I'll wait for you in the bar.
00:04:41I'll join you in a moment.
00:04:43Guido?
00:04:44Guido is a mess.
00:04:45What happened?
00:04:46And within 24 hours the arrest warrant is issued.
00:04:49But what did you do?
00:04:50Did you do it?
00:04:51Did I do it?
00:04:52But what have you done, you unconscious one?
00:04:54Arlotti filed a fraud complaint and had the clinic's construction site seized.
00:04:59And that would be nothing.
00:05:00But how could it be nothing?
00:05:02With all the money I'll lose.
00:05:03Yes, what are you losing? The money you left in the bins, in the cans...
00:05:07Look, I can fix everything.
00:05:09I just need a little time.
00:05:10Yes, goodnight, come on, with time.
00:05:12But what would it cost him to wait for that wretch Arlotti with the billions he has?
00:05:15And it cost him the 200 million that he didn't pay back.
00:05:19But you couldn't talk to him.
00:05:21Oh, you, he's really upset.
00:05:23You too, with that story about the child, sorry.
00:05:26You've been making fun of him for a year.
00:05:27By the way, is the wife really sterile?
00:05:30But what sterile?
00:05:31No.
00:05:31It's Arlotti who has no balls.
00:05:33Ah, the Arlotti who doesn't practice.
00:05:35Redi, redi, with all the mess you've made of me.
00:05:38I.
00:05:39Who sent Arlotti to me?
00:05:41And of course, that's what he comes to tell me.
00:05:43That the wife is sterile, I'm a lawyer, not a gynecologist.
00:05:46I sent him to you because I thought about their problem and our clinical movement, may I?
00:05:50Yes, yes, whatever you want.
00:05:52But what is the result?
00:05:53That we are in trouble.
00:05:54Anyway, the system is all me.
00:05:56Look, all you have to do is change your money, you'll leave Italy for two or three months.
00:05:58But how do I do it?
00:05:59Listen, let me talk, please.
00:06:01Everyone does it.
00:06:02Presidents, honourable members, ministers, kings, everyone, everyone.
00:06:05Just find a place where there is no extradition.
00:06:06But for those it's easy.
00:06:08He asks for political asylum.
00:06:09All right, you ask for economic asylum.
00:06:11Yes, if I tried to talk to Arlotti.
00:06:13I'll call him now.
00:06:14But don't waste time.
00:06:16Come here.
00:06:17Instead, think about preparing for departure.
00:06:19Yes, yes, you're quick to speak.
00:06:22Steps to the clinic I wanted to open.
00:06:24But how do I close the study?
00:06:26Oh, yes, yes.
00:06:28How long did you say?
00:06:29But two or three months.
00:06:30It's suicide.
00:06:31That's a gold mine.
00:06:33My dear colleagues would love nothing more than to take my customers away from me.
00:06:36But don't you have someone you trust to entrust it to?
00:06:39Trust?
00:06:39But don't make me say it.
00:06:40Good morning.
00:06:41But where do they find it like this?
00:06:42He has to be good, he has to be enough of an idiot to be honest.
00:06:45Eh, he has to be honest.
00:06:52Who?
00:06:53Honest assholes.
00:06:53Come on, let's not miss it.
00:06:55Hook up!
00:06:59Wait!
00:06:59Doctor, doctor!
00:07:00You don't want to run away, but look, he'll show up again.
00:07:03No, don't tell me anything.
00:07:04You are, you are...
00:07:05Franco Giovannano.
00:07:06Of course, Franco.
00:07:08But you recognized it right away, eh.
00:07:09And who am I?
00:07:10Well, the professor is a white guy.
00:07:14And who am I?
00:07:16Oh, I don't remember.
00:07:17And he doesn't know me by stock exchange.
00:07:18Excuse me, Mr Natisone.
00:07:20Ah, Natisone.
00:07:21Nice to meet you.
00:07:22Come here, I need to talk to you, it's urgent.
00:07:25From tomorrow I could say I was born with a flower in my ass.
00:07:28With the flower?
00:07:29How much do you earn with the practice?
00:07:32In a month.
00:07:32In a month?
00:07:33Well, just think...
00:07:35Three, four.
00:07:36Just three, four million?
00:07:38No!
00:07:38Three, four hundred thousand.
00:07:41And you idiot!
00:07:42As?
00:07:43Isn't that so little?
00:07:44Oh, mutual.
00:07:46I earn four hundred thousand lire in one day.
00:07:49No!
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:51And no?
00:07:53Of course, as long as you're in my shoes, you take it all.
00:07:56Yes?
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:57Well yes.
00:07:58So, he'll be waiting for you at the studio at five.
00:08:03Please remember, because I absolutely have to leave.
00:08:06Oh, mom.
00:08:06As?
00:08:07But no, sorry, sorry, I'm excited.
00:08:09Don't do the text, I don't do it.
00:08:11But can't you postpone the departure?
00:08:12No.
00:08:13No, those who postpone their departure will find themselves faced with a deadline.
00:08:16Ah, good, huh?
00:08:18Why?
00:08:19We do not investigate.
00:08:20Agree?
00:08:30This time it's going to be a beautiful boy, are you happy?
00:08:33Yes, I'm happy.
00:08:35Thank you, doctor.
00:08:35Sorry, but I just didn't know where to leave it.
00:08:37It's worth it, sir, for goodness sake.
00:08:40Here you go.
00:08:40Don't worry.
00:08:42Eh, eh, eh, you dirty slut.
00:08:45Eh, eh, maybe alive.
00:08:46Well, these kids can't leave anything around for you, they'll steal everything from you.
00:08:51How lucky you are to have her, Giovanna.
00:08:53Oh, right.
00:08:54Oh, so whose turn is it?
00:08:55Here I am, doctor.
00:08:56I'm coming.
00:08:58This, this is not a clinic, this is a little hospital.
00:09:02Ready?
00:09:03You are in Dr. Giovenerni's office.
00:09:05Come on, hurry up, my husband will be back in an hour.
00:09:08That's if he doesn't find lunch...
00:09:09And you, Mrs. Mera, your husband is inside making visits.
00:09:12It's in Rome.
00:09:14Ah, and here came the diagrams.
00:09:16I get it, it was a steep little thing.
00:09:19Well, her husband is a real zando, he's the muse's doctor, it's a mission, isn't it?
00:09:22Husband, you know.
00:09:23Balls.
00:09:24But what are you doing, stopping?
00:09:25But excuse me, you're telling me about your husband, I'm stuck.
00:09:27Ah, I thought it turned you on.
00:09:29Look what that pig did to me.
00:09:31What's wrong with him, a dirty sink for a mouth?
00:09:33But what did you understand, he didn't find the ironed shirt.
00:09:37Now don't start with the usual jogging, eh.
00:09:39If not, when we get to the point of doubt I can't take it anymore.
00:09:42Here you are.
00:09:43Joan.
00:09:44Giovanna, please give me a tranquilizer, otherwise I won't be able to visit you.
00:09:50Right away, doctor.
00:09:51Sure, as they say, it takes patience, but some people would be better off losing it than finding it.
00:09:57When it's needed, it's needed, but on the other hand, in his work, good work, eh.
00:10:02As they say, every door is open, it's really open.
00:10:06Joan.
00:10:07Joan.
00:10:07Joan.
00:10:09Fanzo.
00:10:09Rather, another nice shot, eh.
00:10:11Franco is just the man we need.
00:10:13Distinguished, good looking, trustworthy, excellent references.
00:10:18Well, you can rest assured, Guido da Miletta.
00:10:21He is the ideal man.
00:10:22HI.
00:10:22I have the situation in hand.
00:10:25HI.
00:10:28Ciccio.
00:10:28What's up, eh?
00:10:29Call the situation.
00:10:30What?
00:10:31The one you have in your hand.
00:10:32Well yeah, if, uh, the little things.
00:10:35Sorry, you know, and sorry if I sometimes force you to work here, but what do you want?
00:10:39If you knew how exciting it is to have a beautiful wife, who does what she is supposed to do, a
00:10:45maybe an ugly secretary, you have no idea.
00:10:48Economically exciting, yes, because an ugly secretary is also expensive.
00:10:53But you, and you, you don't take it easy, eh?
00:10:57But you're my wife, eh.
00:10:59And you are beautiful, beautiful.
00:11:01Why would you cheat on me with the secretary?
00:11:04I?
00:11:05Never in the world.
00:11:06Bacchus with a little nose.
00:11:15What a nice ass.
00:11:32Who is?
00:11:33But who is he?
00:11:34It's me, the master of the house.
00:11:36Hi, we had closed it to avoid surprises.
00:11:39Surprises?
00:11:40We're creating a traffic jam.
00:11:42And you say it too.
00:11:43But who are you?
00:11:44Aldino?
00:11:45Who is?
00:11:46Your husband.
00:11:48HI.
00:11:49HI.
00:11:51Since there are surprises, maybe I should have said, goodness, your husband.
00:11:55Doesn't that make you laugh?
00:11:57Not to me.
00:11:57Look at this, learn.
00:12:03But what are you doing, you big mouths?
00:12:06Joke.
00:12:06What a drag.
00:12:08Here it is again.
00:12:10Listen, Aldino, if you have to leave, don't be shy, okay?
00:12:15Go.
00:12:16Yes, go, go, Aldino.
00:12:17And when you've sold everything, call.
00:12:19Hi, darling.
00:12:20Hello, husband.
00:12:21But...
00:12:21ass.
00:12:22I go.
00:12:23Franco, do something.
00:12:25Accompany him.
00:12:25Yes, to do...
00:12:27Cici.
00:12:34You're not going crazy trying to help me, you know?
00:12:37I?
00:12:37What do I care?
00:12:38That's your business.
00:12:39Any of our business?
00:12:40Money, coconut, money.
00:12:42Many.
00:12:43Eh, now he's getting to you, eh.
00:12:44Oh yeah, what do I care?
00:12:46Oh dear, whore Eva.
00:12:48Here, break it, you know?
00:12:49Look how broken they are in doubles.
00:12:50But...
00:12:51be careful.
00:12:52That stuff is fragile, you know?
00:12:53Yes, yes.
00:12:55Be careful.
00:12:55Come on, open the hole, you're good.
00:12:58Here we have it.
00:12:59Here, go.
00:13:01Go, don't say you were here.
00:13:03If they stop you, say you're Santa's sister.
00:13:07Oh, I forgot.
00:13:08Dad said if you call him, you'll find him est...
00:13:10Yes, it's me.
00:13:14Well, you could have called earlier, I've been waiting for half an hour.
00:13:18Yes, it's here.
00:13:21He appreciates a blowjob.
00:13:23It's cooked.
00:13:24He's sleeping.
00:13:25I think he's at least sleeping.
00:13:27I wouldn't want you to do it on purpose to hear what we say to each other.
00:13:31And whoever remembers, you should know what they drank.
00:13:35If they stop him at the airport tomorrow morning, they'll fine him a million for exporting alcohol.
00:13:43I won't tell you what we ate.
00:13:46He's snoring in a certain way.
00:13:48Listen, how he snores.
00:13:48If he doesn't wake us up often, we'll have to let him sleep here.
00:13:51Yes, that's fine.
00:13:54I told you to go to the hotel tomorrow morning and bring him...
00:13:59Don't say, don't mention the stamps.
00:14:03Bring him the stamps.
00:14:06And you know that at the congress I was about to make a fool of myself, I'll tell you...
00:14:12Look, I'm guessing that either you can't type or you're a real idiot.
00:14:17Why is this the case?
00:14:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dear father, but I...
00:14:21Well, cut this out, dad.
00:14:23Bring him the stamps.
00:14:53Bring him the stamps.
00:15:23So for a week...
00:15:29Dear Mr. Aslotti, just a moment and I'll be with you.
00:15:34You come.
00:15:35Ah, do you already know Pamela?
00:15:36Yes, yes, you saw it.
00:15:36You will find it very good.
00:15:37Perfect, irreplaceable.
00:15:39Come, come.
00:15:39Permit.
00:15:42But where are you visiting?
00:15:44Here?
00:15:45Yeah, I get it, here, but...
00:15:47It looks like a...
00:15:48It looks like a gas tanker.
00:15:49Here, but I didn't say it, eh.
00:15:50It's all yours now.
00:15:52Come on, come on, get the tattoo.
00:15:54Pamela has a whiskey.
00:15:55Offer him a whiskey.
00:15:55No, no, no, thanks Guido.
00:15:57Look, I don't drink often, you know.
00:15:58Bad.
00:15:59Okay, but I'm not used to it.
00:16:01Alcohol is good for you, it raises your blood pressure, come on.
00:16:03I'm already so nervous today.
00:16:05I'd say I should also get drunk...
00:16:07Listen, Franco, Pamela will explain everything to you.
00:16:10Look, you're going soft with Pamela.
00:16:14You can see it.
00:16:14Understood?
00:16:15I'm running away.
00:16:16Yes, yes, I understand that you are running away.
00:16:18But Guido, Guido, I haven't decided yes yet.
00:16:20Are you serious?
00:16:25Well, almost yes.
00:16:27We should stop the treatment.
00:16:28Oh no, my husband will be very sorry.
00:16:30I can imagine, but I have to be away.
00:16:32I have a sick aunt, of course I leave a substitute.
00:16:35Who is that gentleman who came in first?
00:16:37Exactly, but now you'll have to excuse me for a bit of a joke.
00:16:39No, wait.
00:16:41If you can assure me that he's good, he could take care of me.
00:16:44Of course, he's very good.
00:16:46Don't pay attention to his appearance, he's a real authority, very knowledgeable.
00:16:49She will be satisfied.
00:16:51They are capricious, imaginary invalids.
00:16:55Chatty.
00:16:56And if you're interested, some are also available.
00:17:02Listen, Pamela, are there any ladies who come here because they need a gynecologist?
00:17:07Let me think, then...
00:17:10Yes, Mrs. Arlotti, she's outside.
00:17:12Oh yes, yes, yes, I saw it.
00:17:14I know, I know.
00:17:18So...
00:17:19At 6 pm Countess Baldinieri, at 6:30 pm Mrs Villotta and at 7 pm Senator Lenori's wife.
00:17:30Oh, by the way, Mrs. Arlotti is different from the others, if you remember.
00:17:34Different in what sense?
00:17:36She is closed, shy, introverted.
00:17:38She got married very young and to a man much older than her.
00:17:43And she was still a child.
00:17:44Certain.
00:17:44You understand, if you're ready I'll let you pass.
00:17:48Thank you.
00:17:49Good luck.
00:17:52Now this beautiful young lady has to be good because I have to examine her belly.
00:17:58I'm a doctor, but you have to help me.
00:18:02Can I call you by your name?
00:18:04Tina, right?
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:05So, is it true that Tina is being good and letting herself be examined?
00:18:11Doctor?
00:18:12Yes?
00:18:13Excuse me, you know, but why do you talk to me as if I were a mongoloid child?
00:18:17I know all about penis-vagina intercourse and heterosexual erotic games.
00:18:25Ah, finally someone laughing.
00:18:27My husband took me to all those professors with serious faces.
00:18:31Shame on you, they are all my authoritative colleagues.
00:18:34Yes, I recommend them to you.
00:18:35Boring, grumpy, and old men.
00:18:37At least she's different.
00:18:39Thank you.
00:18:40So, doctor?
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:41Should I undress?
00:18:43Well, yes.
00:18:45I think she should undress.
00:18:47I'm used to it now.
00:18:50I've done nothing else for two years.
00:18:52Damn.
00:18:53She talks like she's a stripper.
00:18:56Ah, good morning, professor.
00:18:58His son is a little busy.
00:19:00Yes, please ask him how much more he has to do.
00:19:03Yes, ask now right away.
00:19:05Hello, doctor?
00:19:06Look, your dad is here, he's very tight.
00:19:08But which dad?
00:19:09Tell him that Professor Mazzoni is here, no need to say dad.
00:19:12There is Professor Mazzoni, yes.
00:19:13Do you want to know?
00:19:14Okay, thanks.
00:19:15There's a lot to do.
00:19:16He's coming now.
00:19:18Ah, dear dad.
00:19:20Professor, good morning.
00:19:21Listen, I brought you that stuff to deliver to the Swiss.
00:19:26To the Swiss.
00:19:27We can hold a moment.
00:19:27No, no, I have a patient who is getting dressed.
00:19:31Well, okay, I don't have time to waste anyway.
00:19:34I wouldn't want the Swiss to leave, you know?
00:19:36We need to give this to him.
00:19:38In short, all the stamps are there.
00:19:41Good morning, sir.
00:19:42Good morning, sir.
00:19:43Is this the complete series?
00:19:44Well yes.
00:19:45But which one?
00:19:46Yes, of course, the stamps of Mazzoni, Giuseppe Verdi,
00:19:50Leonardo da Vinci, there are also some American presidents
00:19:53which today, in short, have a lot of value on the market.
00:19:56First you have to bring the knock to the hotel
00:19:58because the Swiss plane leaves sometimes.
00:20:00I have to go there.
00:20:01And what do you want me to do with that?
00:20:03No, I'm going right away.
00:20:04Eh, no, I know I've been waiting for two hours.
00:20:05And I can't stay up all night in here, you know?
00:20:07Aside from the fact that the office has been open for 40 minutes.
00:20:10No, sorry, sorry, I'm tensing up,
00:20:12but you didn't even make the appointment.
00:20:14Eh, didn't you have an appointment?
00:20:15I didn't know this was a dating studio.
00:20:18Well, I understand, but Mrs. Guarecci is coming now, too, so...
00:20:21Mrs. Guarecci is coming.
00:20:23I took advantage of the fact that my husband went to Monte Rotondo to transport some bricks.
00:20:26Madam, we also have our own very important transport.
00:20:30By Franco Polli?
00:20:30Oh, Chickens that we eat inside.
00:20:32What does he say?
00:20:33Why...
00:20:33She makes the appointment, she'll come by here tomorrow, then...
00:20:36You see, I took Fias to visit me,
00:20:38I'm worried because she has swelling in her breasts.
00:20:40and it's been two months since I've seen it and I can't see clearly.
00:20:44I take a look at the little girl and then...
00:20:48Yeah, okay, but still, it's a bit of a slog.
00:20:51Yes, but what are you doing?
00:20:52So, let's visit the little girl, let's put her hand at ease.
00:20:55Yes, one look and off we go, eh.
00:20:55Would you like to sit down?
00:20:57No, Mom, I don't let this guy visit me.
00:20:59This would be me.
00:21:00Oh, yes, her.
00:21:01And why?
00:21:02Because he has a face that doesn't inspire confidence in me.
00:21:04Eh, I understand, poor little girl,
00:21:06with that face that wants to be confident.
00:21:08I mean, I don't have it.
00:21:09Think about it.
00:21:10I'd say change your gynecologist, don't talk to us about it anymore.
00:21:13Because the plane leaves for me.
00:21:14And the truck is coming to me.
00:21:15It means that we are two victims of trafficking, Italian and Swiss.
00:21:18Are you a gynecologist?
00:21:19Of course, what can't you see?
00:21:21Do you want to be examined by this professor here?
00:21:22Very willingly.
00:21:24Mommy left us alone.
00:21:26It was about time.
00:21:27So we can rest easy,
00:21:29lay them down on the bed and that's it, I know.
00:21:30Why do you wash?
00:21:36Why do I wash?
00:21:37For hygienic reasons.
00:21:39For a habit, for a phrase, that's it.
00:21:44And you, in the meantime, get out of here...
00:21:47What?
00:21:48Well, I don't know, the triangle, the panties, the glue,
00:21:52your grandmother's underwear, what's underneath, basically.
00:21:55I can't take anything away from myself.
00:21:57For what reason?
00:21:58Because I don't wear them.
00:21:59What, you're not wearing anything underneath?
00:22:01No, it is no longer used.
00:22:03It's an outdated garment.
00:22:05With these skirts so long, so wide, they look great.
00:22:08Oh well, oh well, I still wear them, look at that.
00:22:11Anyway, get in, make yourself comfortable.
00:22:15And then, even bras don't work anymore.
00:22:19Well, I think someone will still carry it.
00:22:21There's none, I don't even carry them, look.
00:22:23And look.
00:22:24But what are you looking at, daughter?
00:22:25Oh, but, I say the girl, what do you want to make me hysterical?
00:22:30Package?
00:22:31Huh?
00:22:31No.
00:22:31Cover up, what is this striptease?
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:35But is she ashamed?
00:22:36But who's ashamed?
00:22:37I'd be ashamed if I showed you the streets, but what the hell do you make me say?
00:22:41Strap yourself in, I didn't see anything, I'm very biopic.
00:22:45Here, go ahead.
00:22:47Holy crap.
00:22:48Ah, for me.
00:22:48On.
00:22:49And we don't think about it anymore.
00:22:51But are you sure you won't think about it anymore?
00:22:55But listen, little girl.
00:22:57You look.
00:22:59Oh, keep your foot still.
00:23:01Are you crazy?
00:23:06Oh mama.
00:23:07But what is that creature doing to him?
00:23:09And what's the point of him reaching out to you, right?
00:23:11But how?
00:23:11Sometimes.
00:23:12Well, okay, ma'am, everyone visits as they can.
00:23:14Oh, and don't get me wrong, don't worry.
00:23:16My goodness, what do I have to visit?
00:23:18Hey, Mrs. Bella, who's going to find you here?
00:23:20Oh, here are his.
00:23:21Lady?
00:23:22Yes?
00:23:23Oh, come on, you can come in now.
00:23:25Open the door to your mother.
00:23:28Oh, ma'am, come forward.
00:23:31No, don't close, you wait outside.
00:23:33Professor, what are you doing?
00:23:34He sends her away.
00:23:35I'm not sending her away, I told her to wait outside.
00:23:37Ask for a moment, I liked it.
00:23:39At that time.
00:23:40Professor, tell me everything.
00:23:41I let her in for this.
00:23:43So, the girl is a virgin.
00:23:47My beautiful Jesus, I thank you.
00:23:49Well, I have to add something else, though.
00:23:52She is two months pregnant.
00:23:55Pregnant?
00:23:56Pregnant.
00:23:57Of the two months?
00:23:58Yes.
00:23:59What did I say?
00:23:59Virgin.
00:24:00Well, yes, virgin.
00:24:02But then it's like the Madonna.
00:24:04Oh God, yes, like the Madonna.
00:24:06You just have to find Saint Joseph.
00:24:07And then you can make the nativity scene.
00:24:10Sure, it's a long way away, but it's a safe place.
00:24:12Well.
00:24:13Think about it, it's an island that isn't even registered on the maps yet.
00:24:15Well done, well done, well done.
00:24:17Now you film here in the meantime.
00:24:19Here and here.
00:24:20What do I have?
00:24:21This is a special power of attorney for an unlimited period.
00:24:24You understand?
00:24:24We put everything in the name of Cosula.
00:24:26Ah, young people.
00:24:26Ah, young people.
00:24:27Franco, that friend of yours.
00:24:28The eternal father sent him to you, that young man.
00:24:32But where do you find someone as good as him?
00:24:34No, I can deal with a guy like that however I like.
00:24:36Come on, sign.
00:24:36You say.
00:24:37Listen, I almost, almost feel repressed.
00:24:40All right.
00:24:41What are you waiting for, I say.
00:24:42Oh, don't forget to leave me the car keys, okay?
00:24:46Mercedes too.
00:24:47Even the Mercedes, so we'll register it in his name.
00:24:49That too, right?
00:24:50We save her.
00:24:51Here you go, very good.
00:24:52You know, the important thing when abroad is to bring a lot of currency.
00:24:57Oh, yeah.
00:24:58If it's any good, would you change a check for me?
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:07My Guido.
00:25:10Nice hand.
00:25:12It indicates will and character.
00:25:14She is a Taurus.
00:25:15Not to brag, but he guessed right.
00:25:18I, on the other hand, am a virgin.
00:25:20Look.
00:25:20No, no, after...
00:25:21Ah.
00:25:24The sign.
00:25:25Nice little medal.
00:25:27I thought that...
00:25:29Of yours...
00:25:31But no, not with that thing.
00:25:33It's so depressing.
00:25:35Even Goffredo has a habit of those rubber things.
00:25:38You can see...
00:25:39It's obvious that your husband is an old-fashioned man.
00:25:41Goffredo is not my husband.
00:25:44My husband is a Capricorn.
00:25:46I could have sworn it.
00:25:47Goffredo, on the other hand, is a Sagittarius.
00:25:49Here you are.
00:25:49And it is known that Sagittarius must enter Virgo.
00:25:55Yes.
00:25:56Yes, yes, everyone knows that.
00:25:58And yet he hasn't taken any action for three days.
00:26:01It's been three days since he touched me.
00:26:02Come on.
00:26:03He hasn't become an invert, has he?
00:26:05Oh no, maybe it's because of the Uranus trine that is slow to enter.
00:26:12And now let's take a look at the mons pubis and...
00:26:16No.
00:26:17It is not to the doctor I am addressing, but to the man.
00:26:21Give me a kiss.
00:26:27Is this better?
00:26:28Moreover.
00:26:35So what?
00:26:36Moreover.
00:26:46Come, come, madam, let yourself go.
00:26:48Doctor.
00:26:48On the sofa, here, if the trine of Jupiter and Mercury enters me...
00:26:52Well, please, doctor.
00:26:53I make a mess here.
00:26:54Insist, doctor, insist.
00:26:55I insist, I insist.
00:26:56There is his duty.
00:26:57My duty is as a man and as a doctor.
00:26:59Here, I feel the Mercury rising in me.
00:27:02I should have expected that from a bull.
00:27:04Yes, a bull.
00:27:05Yes, a bull.
00:27:05And it decays?
00:27:06Eh, what does the horoscope want to do to me?
00:27:08But tell me the decade.
00:27:09April 30th.
00:27:11Oh my god, oh my god, the bullshit.
00:27:13Excuse me, doctor, but look, it really would have been a horrible, horrible thing to make love today.
00:27:19But she knows that Pluto is about to enter, is about to enter the eclipse of Venus.
00:27:24This son of a bitch.
00:27:28Tired?
00:27:30Bad day, huh?
00:27:33What's going on this evening?
00:27:35Are you going to the cinema?
00:27:36For goodness sake.
00:27:38I'm going home, having a bite to eat that I'll prepare myself, and then off to bed.
00:27:42But what a monastic life.
00:27:46Excuse me, I'm going to change.
00:27:52Pamela!
00:27:53If you want, I'll take you home, so maybe we can stop along the way for something to eat.
00:27:57No, I can't.
00:27:59I'm going out with my boyfriend tonight.
00:28:01You know, he's a bad guy.
00:28:03Extremely jealous.
00:28:04Well.
00:28:05I can't blame him entirely.
00:28:19However, I don't know if I'll be able to resist in this cage of madmen.
00:28:24Oh God, there is no doubt that this whole thing and its positive side also has a financial impact.
00:28:31I'd say three hundred thousand today alone.
00:28:34Oh, fuck.
00:28:35I'm confused.
00:28:37What did he say?
00:28:39No, I was saying, wow, how much.
00:28:42Without, doctor, I always forgot to ask you if you know how to play golf.
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:53Does she play golf?
00:28:55But I've played a few times, but I almost never go there.
00:28:59Bad.
00:29:00Professor Guido went there every Monday.
00:29:04It's a very exclusive club.
00:29:07It's used for public relations.
00:29:09And then you meet a lot of people, very cultured people.
00:29:12It's as essential as going to births.
00:29:16Good like this.
00:29:16Yeah, okay, I get it, I'm an asshole.
00:29:28Oh, I'm coming.
00:29:30Who is?
00:29:32She is the one who took over from Dr. Lobbiango.
00:29:34Yes, but I have nothing to do with it.
00:29:37And now, who pays for this?
00:30:02Excuse me, but frankly you have no iron.
00:30:05No, no, eh, it doesn't have iron.
00:30:07But did he make these?
00:30:09Guido burned 200 million worth of bad checks for me.
00:30:14Plus 300 million, which I paid for the enterprise.
00:30:17Arlotti.
00:30:18Arlotti, yes, it's me Arlotti.
00:30:20Yes, but she, she doesn't care.
00:30:22Frankly, yes.
00:30:23No one has ever made fun of me like me.
00:30:25Remember, no one has ever cheated me, Nestor, and Arlotti.
00:30:29She can't.
00:30:29I make a mess here.
00:30:31No, she can't.
00:30:32No, I get as upset as you do because I'm the boss.
00:30:33No, she can't get upset.
00:30:34I get as nervous as...
00:30:35That?
00:30:38I imagined it.
00:30:39Tachycardic.
00:30:41You have to be careful, you can't get so agitated.
00:30:43It will have 130, 140 beats per minute.
00:30:46If he gets so worked up, at the most beautiful zacchino, heart attack, goodbye Arlotti.
00:30:50So what should I do, doctor?
00:30:52What should he do?
00:30:53First of all, you don't have to get agitated.
00:30:54He should get a lot of exercise, smoke little, drink little, little...
00:30:57No, no, I'm sorry, doctor, but I do that.
00:30:59In fact, she, she has to give me a child.
00:31:01I?
00:31:02Yes.
00:31:02There, do you see it?
00:31:03He gets nervous and then says bullshit.
00:31:05Well, the park hall would fit right there.
00:31:07There's nothing wrong with that, I'm not doing the clinic anymore.
00:31:09My wife told me she's already come to her a couple of times.
00:31:12Tina has to have a child, she absolutely has to think about it.
00:31:14I don't know if I can do it.
00:31:15Yes, you can do it, I'm not being modest, you're very good at it.
00:31:18Listen, my little wife, I took her everywhere.
00:31:20In London, Vienna, Zurich, Munich, Paris, Geneva, Rome.
00:31:24Then I went to everyone, even that donkey Mason.
00:31:27Ah, my father-in-law.
00:31:28Don't excuse me, I don't want to...
00:31:28No, no, feel free to say so.
00:31:30But can I say that a donkey is incompetent?
00:31:32Doctor, I don't go to any expense, I don't go to any expense to have a child.
00:31:35Look, I was building this clinic on purpose.
00:31:37Ah, if the white man hadn't been a parabut, he could have been the master.
00:31:41Of course it's a shame.
00:31:42Did you see?
00:31:45He left it half-finished, full of air, full of light.
00:31:48Yes, this topic interests me, we'll talk about it another time.
00:31:50I have to go now, goodbye.
00:31:55Ah, how easy it would be to become barons.
00:32:00Hello Giovanna.
00:32:00Ah, you've arrived.
00:32:02Anyway, you're going to the green house.
00:32:04The inspector.
00:32:05You smelled good to me, didn't you?
00:32:07Giovanna, what are these confidences?
00:32:08You smelled so good to me.
00:32:10By the way, give me the list of today's appointments.
00:32:14What is the list?
00:32:14I want to have the list of appointments from today.
00:32:17It's something that sets the tone for a medical office.
00:32:20Yes, Mrs. Cecilia came, the lady from upstairs, the fishmonger's tongs and...
00:32:25Giovanna, let's forget it.
00:32:28Let's forget it.
00:32:29Dear Inspector, how are you?
00:32:31We're doing badly.
00:32:32The usual liver problems?
00:32:33My doctor, it appears here that you have had 715 outpatient visits.
00:32:37Um, don't tell me about it.
00:32:40No, let's talk about it instead.
00:32:42715 visits, excluding Sundays and holidays, make more than 28 visits per day.
00:32:48Yes, a lot of work, a lot of work.
00:32:50A record, let's face it.
00:32:52But be careful, the institution is absolutely not willing to approve these records.
00:32:56The organization is not a sporting one.
00:32:59If we go into detail, things get even worse.
00:33:01Look, I'll take one in case, no thanks.
00:33:06Cesaroni Antonietta.
00:33:087 visits.
00:33:10Cesaroni?
00:33:11Ah yes, a suspected ectopic pregnancy.
00:33:14Ectopic pregnancy?
00:33:16I don't know.
00:33:17It is certainly suspicious, because the lady in question is 79 years old.
00:33:22Really?
00:33:23I gave him less, huh?
00:33:25Already.
00:33:25Doctor, I should report.
00:33:27But if we start reporting to all the doctors, when does the institution work?
00:33:31Inspector, are you aware of any agencies operating in Italy?
00:33:35Look, let's try to come to an agreement, so we can both be better off.
00:33:38Let's cut off their heads.
00:33:39Do I care?
00:33:52Doctor, there's a little pain here under my belly.
00:33:55What could it be? Something serious?
00:33:56Let's hope not, but let's take a look now.
00:33:58So shall I vent?
00:33:59Here, good girl, undress.
00:34:02Could it be my husband Peppino's fault?
00:34:04Poor guy, with all due respect, he's always so horny.
00:34:08And do you meet often during the week?
00:34:11What, do we live together?
00:34:13Yes, I know that.
00:34:14I was saying, night meetings.
00:34:17Ah, she says fuck.
00:34:19Eh, that always.
00:34:20So much.
00:34:22This Peppino.
00:34:23Doctor, Peppino is coming to get me, please, don't scold me.
00:34:27After all, I don't mind.
00:34:28As?
00:34:36Eh.
00:34:37It hurts, huh?
00:34:38A bit'.
00:34:39Here?
00:34:42Oh, here too.
00:34:43This Peppino, this Peppino.
00:34:46I know Peppino.
00:34:48Who?
00:34:49I'm dying underneath.
00:34:49His wife, eh, I think so, well, well.
00:34:52Two tablespoons of Comalex.
00:34:56In a liter of water, eh?
00:34:58Three times a day.
00:35:00Is he bad, doctor?
00:35:01Madam, you must not gargle.
00:35:03She needs to do some douching.
00:35:05Huh?
00:35:05How many?
00:35:06Many, madam, many.
00:35:09After you!
00:35:09And with your permission, doctor.
00:35:12Oh, here's Peppino.
00:35:13Hello, Suntì.
00:35:14Very good, very good, everything's fine, don't worry.
00:35:17Doctor, I allowed myself, I slap and fry, stuff like that, eh.
00:35:19Smell the scent.
00:35:20I hear that, thank you, you didn't have to bother.
00:35:22But what disorder?
00:35:23Good morning, thank you.
00:35:24Good morning, good morning.
00:35:25I'm hiring you, there's half an hour.
00:35:32Ah, lively Teresa has arrived.
00:35:35Good morning.
00:35:35Good morning.
00:35:36Is the doctor there?
00:35:37Eh, but you don't have an appointment, sorry.
00:35:39Excuse me, but I'm not Vanoni.
00:35:41Yes, doctor, there is the bidet half.
00:35:45Let it pass, Giovanna.
00:35:47Go, go.
00:35:49Listen, aren't you going to eat it?
00:35:50Look, he's not going to eat it, you know.
00:35:51Trozza.
00:35:52Oh, but Vemba.
00:35:55But listen, where did that unfortunate woman find it?
00:35:58And you stop taking it head on, you know how?
00:35:59But find me a husband.
00:36:00What did you come to do?
00:36:02First of all, pay for the visits.
00:36:03But stop it.
00:36:06It's not nice.
00:36:09And the Madonna of San Bernardo, it's like big.
00:36:12But look, that's the daughter, this son of mine, right?
00:36:16I understand.
00:36:17It's beautiful anyway, congratulations.
00:36:19To think that if it weren't for her, this world wouldn't have happened.
00:36:23Don't remind me, okay?
00:36:24Forget it, I did a great job.
00:36:29If you only knew how happy I am, doctor.
00:36:32Because I don't want a steady man, you know.
00:36:36Daddies go blank with me.
00:36:40But at least, you know, at least I have a purpose in life.
00:36:42Lucky you.
00:36:46Zagarò Rosalia, widow of Malpegliati.
00:36:49Excuse me, zaga what?
00:36:50Zagarò.
00:36:51Ah, orange blossom.
00:36:53Widow with bad pegliati.
00:36:55How is there anything?
00:36:57Embass.
00:36:58Huh?
00:36:58Embass.
00:37:00Ah, embass, embass.
00:37:02With the botanical bicoma?
00:37:03But come on, doctor, where do they find another one?
00:37:06who visits twice a week?
00:37:10But not even in the old-fashioned mess, you know.
00:37:12Everything is fine.
00:37:14Thank you.
00:37:15If, if he wants to favor.
00:37:17No.
00:37:18No.
00:37:19Not today.
00:37:25The lady...
00:37:26...does he smoke?
00:37:28No.
00:37:29Only after making love.
00:37:30My husband, bless his soul, said he's not well.
00:37:34Only in intimacy is everything allowed.
00:37:36I understand, I understand.
00:37:39Tell me, do you suffer from any particular disorder?
00:37:43Doctor, mine is a bit of a long question.
00:37:45She has some time for me.
00:37:47Of course.
00:37:48Then, I don't think anyone will come anymore at this time.
00:37:52So are we alone?
00:37:53Very alone.
00:37:54The door.
00:37:56The door.
00:37:58Close the door, I'm embarrassed.
00:38:00Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:38:05I can?
00:38:06He drinks.
00:38:11You see, doctor, mine is a personal problem.
00:38:14I don't know if you understood it from the accent, but I'm not from Rome.
00:38:17Drooling?
00:38:17No.
00:38:18Good luck, Sicily.
00:38:20Come to Rome for my husband's pension paperwork.
00:38:23Bless your soul.
00:38:24He left me a year ago.
00:38:27I haven't left the house for a year.
00:38:30I live with my in-laws, old-fashioned local people.
00:38:36Doctor, come here.
00:38:38You see, doctor, my in-laws say that if I go out on the street, men look at me.
00:38:43They are not wrong.
00:38:45A beautiful woman like you.
00:38:47Doctor, please.
00:38:48I don't go into such frivolities.
00:38:52Listen, doctor.
00:38:54Do you think I'm a healthy woman?
00:38:56The look is great.
00:38:58But no, doctor.
00:39:00I suffer.
00:39:02I'm losing weight.
00:39:02You wouldn't think so.
00:39:04I didn't know what to do.
00:39:05I didn't know who to turn to.
00:39:07Someone told me about her.
00:39:09The name gave me confidence.
00:39:10Come in.
00:39:13Doctor, what warm hands.
00:39:16Excuse me.
00:39:17Leave it, leave it.
00:39:20There is so little space.
00:39:23Sir, I really hope I don't disappoint you.
00:39:25But she has to help me.
00:39:27You have to tell me what the symptoms are.
00:39:30Doctor, I can't sleep a wink at night.
00:39:33And if I close it...
00:39:34If he closes it?
00:39:35Nightmares, doctor.
00:39:37A terrible thing for an honorable woman.
00:39:39Nightmares?
00:39:40What kind?
00:39:42Damn, divide the parts.
00:39:45And when you wake up?
00:39:48When you wake up, doctor.
00:39:51My heart is beating.
00:39:54I feel all on fire.
00:39:56My legs are shaking.
00:39:57Are they shaking?
00:39:59Here?
00:40:01More.
00:40:03Here?
00:40:05More.
00:40:06Here?
00:40:07Here?
00:40:08One moment, doctor.
00:40:35No, no, no.
00:41:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:35Now there's Pucci Altoviti. You don't know her yet.
00:41:39Come on, take it.
00:41:41Things?
00:41:42A little pill to cheer you up.
00:41:48Here you are.
00:41:49I'm not making a fuss, go ahead.
00:41:53Bravo.
00:41:54Please, madam, have a seat.
00:42:02Good morning.
00:42:03I'm Pucci Altoviti. I just arrived from Australia.
00:42:07I heard that good Guido left her the studio.
00:42:10And they're all already talking about her so much, with enthusiasm.
00:42:13Too good.
00:42:15Come in.
00:42:15Good morning, doctor.
00:42:22Mrs. Altoviti.
00:42:22Excuse me, but who is it?
00:42:23Giovannaldi. The doctor who replaced Guido.
00:42:26Oh yeah? He doesn't have much style, he looks like a duck.
00:42:29Of course Guido is in a different class.
00:42:31Well, here we go.
00:42:32Did you hear he melted?
00:42:38Not only that, it also left a nice hole.
00:42:41I'll tell you, I didn't cry about it.
00:42:42He's always been an idiot with my wife.
00:42:45Well, mine isn't.
00:42:47What I regret is that you give me a lot of money.
00:42:49I think you were the one who cashed his checks.
00:42:51Well, if nothing else, that guy who left his post
00:42:53It seems completely harmless to me.
00:42:55Something you won't believe.
00:42:56You wouldn't think so, if I told you.
00:42:59It's a bit crude, though...
00:43:02He's super gifted, I swear.
00:43:05Oh my God, he's taking the hand.
00:43:07Here you go.
00:43:08So, doctor, is everything okay?
00:43:10Is everything okay or what?
00:43:11Well, now you too are signed up to the golf circus
00:43:13the most charming part of the capital.
00:43:15Our club, great coup, huh?
00:43:17And all this thanks to him.
00:43:19Modestly.
00:43:20If I may, lawyer...
00:43:21Please, actually, I'm moving, look.
00:43:28Here it is.
00:43:29Very quietly.
00:43:32Well, she has a great ass.
00:43:36But do you know her?
00:43:37She's my wife.
00:43:38Alright.
00:43:39Hello, Neon.
00:43:40Hi dear.
00:43:41Have fun.
00:43:42Listen.
00:43:42Yes?
00:43:43Guido left me a blank proxy.
00:43:45We register the Mercedes and the studio in her name.
00:43:48I'm going to Arlotti who seems to want to finish the clinic.
00:43:51For goodness sake, I already have Guido's office, the health insurance clinic.
00:43:55And she wants to add an obstetric clinic to it.
00:43:57But look, it's a world-class clinic.
00:44:00Maximum confidentiality.
00:44:02All with doors, but all with...
00:44:04Thanks, Ocato.
00:44:05Thank you, doctor.
00:44:06Force.
00:44:06At a certain point.
00:44:08When ladies and gentlemen don't want to go all the way to London, we're...
00:44:12Lawyer, I have no intention of going to jail.
00:44:15In Italy.
00:44:16But no one goes to jail in Italy, not even those who should live there.
00:44:19Did you understand?
00:44:20Just do things with Garbo.
00:44:23Underneath.
00:44:25No, they will be born in the clinic.
00:44:27Here you are.
00:44:28It's okay now.
00:44:30Someone.
00:44:33But do it for Guido, he really cared about that clinic.
00:44:36Look, he'll come back in a couple of months and take everything back into his own hands.
00:44:39Do you understand, Franco? Can I call you Franco?
00:44:41Certain.
00:44:42Just call me Augusto.
00:44:44August?
00:44:44Yes.
00:44:45Can I address you informally?
00:44:46Of course not.
00:44:46Then I can send you to that place.
00:44:49Why?
00:44:50But how why?
00:44:50With Guido's ideas and a lawyer like you, what happened?
00:44:56And what happened?
00:44:59It happened that Guido had to run away because he was in debt.
00:45:03So you know everything?
00:45:04Of course I know everything.
00:45:07Pietro Massone told me.
00:45:12Nice informer.
00:45:14Dirty spy.
00:45:16He's my father-in-law, he looks after my interests.
00:45:19Of course it's a shame.
00:45:20Such a beautiful clinic.
00:45:22Then for you too.
00:45:23I heard you put some money into it.
00:45:25I?
00:45:26Who gives them to me?
00:45:28No, there's stuff worth hundreds of millions there.
00:45:30No, a small percentage, 5%.
00:45:32A small percentage.
00:45:34Look, I don't know why, but I want to help you.
00:45:39Maybe because you learned from me.
00:45:41I took care of Tina Arlotti.
00:45:44Oh, yeah?
00:45:45Look, I'll send you back there.
00:45:47Good, I knew it.
00:45:48Pamela told me.
00:45:49Here, good.
00:45:51Bravo.
00:45:51So, all you have to do is tell Arlotti that the office is now mine and the clinic should be mine too.
00:46:02Well, it was hard but you finally convinced yourself.
00:46:06Yet better, yes because Guido couldn't see it.
00:46:09With you he does the super clinic.
00:46:10At 50%.
00:46:11At 50%, at 60%.
00:46:12You are fabulous.
00:46:16You know you're doing things for Guido that even I would never have done.
00:46:20For Guido?
00:46:20Eh.
00:46:21Did you misunderstand?
00:46:27Here I am.
00:46:28He's crazy, doctor.
00:46:29Oh no, for goodness sake, you look bad.
00:46:30I had stopped by to pick up my wife.
00:46:32Oh yes, that little bastard there.
00:46:34Hi, Lillo, you know I had a feeling you were coming?
00:46:37Hurry up, my car is in the second row, you'll understand with the doctor's big car taking up half the sidewalk.
00:46:42Oh, what a big car.
00:46:43Doctor, big car, I told you, the doctor doesn't have a big car, he has a scar.
00:46:46And instead the doorman told me that the Mercedes belongs to the doctor.
00:46:49The goalkeeper.
00:46:50No, the Mercedes, a Mercedesino.
00:46:52Oh, these health insurance doctors cry and cry and then...
00:46:54Goodbye, Mr. Palloni.
00:46:57Goodbye.
00:46:58Goodbye, madam.
00:46:59Sara, madam, I recommend you to be sure of the tickles.
00:47:00Yes, don't worry.
00:47:03Happy, cheerful and calm.
00:47:04There is no baby on the way.
00:47:10Listen, mimma.
00:47:12I may be turning into a son of a bitch, but there's a limit to everything, okay?
00:47:16Eh, but what are you getting angry about?
00:47:18Look, let's do this, you don't tell him anything, I'll tell him.
00:47:22Calling you won't call, you don't have the courage to talk to yourself.
00:47:26Talk to Pamela.
00:47:27Ah, because Pamela is also...
00:47:31Of course, but Pamela only gets 2%, you know?
00:47:35Alright.
00:47:35And the little thing, do you want it right away?
00:47:41Oh yes, oh yes.
00:47:47Mimma.
00:47:48Yes?
00:47:52How much did you say?
00:47:52The 20th is the little thing.
00:48:02Thank you sir, goodnight.
00:48:03Goodbye.
00:48:04Thank you sir, goodnight.
00:48:10Here we are.
00:48:13Please.
00:48:14But I say, you can, even that mime, make me proposals like that.
00:48:29It is natural for a man to have scruples.
00:48:32Oh yeah?
00:48:33The important thing is that they pass quickly.
00:48:37He talks about it as if it were a skin disease.
00:48:39It is fortunately rare these days.
00:48:44But what is he doing?
00:48:48Nothing, I think it's more comfortable this way.
00:48:51And then, Pamela, I'm vaccinated.
00:48:56Very vaccinated, I would say.
00:48:57If he accepted Mimma's proposal.
00:48:59Of course I had to accept it to punish that asshole,
00:49:02that scoundrel who takes advantage of a poor little girl like this.
00:49:05Oh, look.
00:49:06Yes, yes, Pamela, I look, I look.
00:49:09Not there, doctor.
00:49:10Huh?
00:49:11Look how much your bank account has grown to.
00:49:13Damn.
00:49:14Accidentity.
00:49:17I'm glad you trust me with your banking too.
00:49:21Me too, I'm happy too, I'm happy that she trusts me.
00:49:25Otherwise she wouldn't have come to a little place like this.
00:49:28Do you know that couples come here?
00:49:30It comes here too.
00:49:31The ones she does in the studio aren't enough for her.
00:49:33Ah.
00:49:34The trouble is that some ill-intentioned person, some thief, could arrive.
00:49:43If I were a thief, Pamela, I wouldn't bother with your bag.
00:49:47will you steal her?
00:49:50No.
00:49:50Oh, right, she doesn't smoke.
00:49:56But why is he laughing?
00:49:57I'm thinking about a very funny little story that happened to me at the health insurance office.
00:50:01Well, if it's really that funny, why don't you tell me?
00:50:03What happens in my office is truly amazing.
00:50:07At that time?
00:50:07So, suddenly a Sicilian widow comes into my house.
00:50:11Oh, by the way, my mother is Sicilian too.
00:50:13Sorry to interrupt.
00:50:14No, no, no, it's the button that's a bit hard.
00:50:17Yes, exactly, then this Sicilian widow came in
00:50:19and she told me right away that she has never smoked
00:50:27if not after intimacy.
00:50:31It's very strong, but I like it a lot.
00:50:54Do you want to know, Franco?
00:50:56Even in these things you are very...
00:50:59but much more valid than Guido.
00:51:03I don't give a damn about assault praetors, my dear.
00:51:06You'll understand, even those buildings in Tiburtino tried.
00:51:08You can imagine if I let them take my boat away.
00:51:10So what should we do?
00:51:11This very night you are leaving Lucispenza for Corsica,
00:51:14on the French Riviera, on the Costa Brava, wherever you want?
00:51:16Tina, don't let our friends go without whiskey.
00:51:18Thanks, don't worry.
00:51:19We are already complicit in his smuggling.
00:51:23What will it be, doctor?
00:51:24I got a little pain right here.
00:51:26Oh, poor Paoletta, now let's see right away, eh.
00:51:30These little pains.
00:51:31At this point.
00:51:33Here?
00:51:33This way?
00:51:34Here too.
00:51:36The eye above the inden.
00:51:37Ah, but you, Paoletta, can't think of anything else, can you?
00:51:40You too, doctor.
00:51:42Eh, dear Mrs. Tina,
00:51:44ours is not a profession,
00:51:46it's a mission.
00:51:48Is that true, Paoletta?
00:51:50We must intervene at any time.
00:51:52You don't move to bring the coast to the commentator Arlotto.
00:52:14May they kill him.
00:52:17Do you understand, doctor?
00:52:19He doesn't do it with just that one.
00:52:20Or death there.
00:52:22The husband saw it, half a dozen women.
00:52:24He was on the Arlottis' boat,
00:52:25that of the buildings,
00:52:26he's having sex with his wife.
00:52:27It doesn't make you feel.
00:52:29But I heard that they are working now,
00:52:30study the Parioli neighborhood.
00:52:31You'll understand, that's where all the deaf people go.
00:52:33Oh, it wasn't someone else who said that because...
00:52:35Because yes, but I already know I regret it, I told you,
00:52:37I hope you won't get out of it.
00:52:38Oh, what are they, little girl?
00:52:39But this doctor, what a moron.
00:52:41Have you thought about it?
00:52:43No, but why not you?
00:52:44In short.
00:52:45It's for you, professor.
00:52:47Sorry, thank you.
00:52:48Yes?
00:52:48Yes, Giovanna, I don't remember.
00:52:51As?
00:52:53I don't feel it, I feel it far away.
00:52:54Excuse me, you know?
00:52:56Quick, shout louder that I'm coming from the delivery room.
00:52:59I left everything wide open.
00:53:01Ah, Giovanna, yes, I remember.
00:53:03Tell me, dear.
00:53:04Sende, professor, excuse me, you know?
00:53:06I can't scream, otherwise they'll hear me here.
00:53:08Something terrible, something terrible happened to his kind.
00:53:10Is dead?
00:53:11No, professor, not yet.
00:53:13Worse, he got himself a Mercedes.
00:53:15Well, maybe he bought it in Rade, I don't know, the opportunity, the ombard.
00:53:21It's a joke, professor, it doesn't end here, does it?
00:53:23Because he made his own clothes, he bought his own shoes.
00:53:25But excuse me, I'm afraid, but how do you pay for all this change?
00:53:29And then I saw his skin too.
00:53:32No, those, Professor Massone, no, the golf shoes, that's it.
00:53:35Listen, one more thing.
00:53:37He made a mistake.
00:53:38And who is this great... lady?
00:53:42Excuse me, say.
00:53:44It's Arlotti's music.
00:53:45I didn't say anything.
00:53:47He says.
00:53:47He's right.
00:53:50Mara, I want to tell you something, my dear child.
00:53:56Do you know who has a friend?
00:53:59That cuckold of a husband of yours...
00:54:01Your husband, after all, who is potentially a cuckold.
00:54:05Franco has a lover.
00:54:07But I can't believe it even if I see it.
00:54:10Can I also tell you who he is?
00:54:12Arlotti's wife.
00:54:14Who?
00:54:15Tina.
00:54:16Yes, yes, it is public domain.
00:54:19I'd say you can even divorce, but wait a minute, we don't understand things.
00:54:22Yes, because if not...
00:54:24Look, get everything in your name first and then get a divorce.
00:54:30Because if you don't, you know what it's like.
00:54:32Turn, turn and there's too much...
00:54:35This is another greengrocer too.
00:54:37Yes, exactly.
00:54:38But he wants me to find...
00:54:40She likes it too.
00:54:43Yes, well...
00:54:44Yes, yes, that's fine.
00:54:45Professor, run, run now, he's coming out.
00:54:47Yes, yes, say hello to him for me, thank you.
00:54:49But who am I greeting? The child?
00:54:51And then say it's being born, not coming out.
00:54:57Bad.
00:54:58What did I do to you?
00:54:59You don't understand anything.
00:55:01Why?
00:55:01When we get another opportunity like this...
00:55:06And he's the one who's barricaded.
00:55:09Stupid.
00:55:10And then...
00:55:11But you don't understand, I need a husband to save face.
00:55:15But where can I find a man like Franco...
00:55:18...that leaves me free to do whatever I want?
00:55:21Come on, stop it.
00:55:22We're fine like this, we can't get married.
00:55:29Already.
00:55:31But how long will this disgusting practice of mixed marriages between men and women continue?
00:55:39Well, I don't know if you understood and did it.
00:55:41Well, no, he tried, I'd lose out under those conditions.
00:55:47I already have to recover half a billion, we'll have to wait forever.
00:55:50But then it collapsed, you know.
00:55:53I'll keep it short for you.
00:55:54Carlotti is ours.
00:55:56Did you understand?
00:55:57There is.
00:55:58Fifty fifty.
00:55:59Is that okay with you?
00:56:00And the money?
00:56:01But what money?
00:56:03He brings out everything.
00:56:04By the way, I say, but you with your wife still not like this?
00:56:07Huh?
00:56:08But what, what, stop it.
00:56:09But with acupuncture you give it your all, huh?
00:56:13Ah.
00:56:14Okay, I get it.
00:56:15You're the doctor, I'm the lawyer, you're the doctor, a story story.
00:56:18Now shut up and listen.
00:56:20If you don't appeal Guido's bad checks, the conviction becomes enforceable.
00:56:23Of course I'm good.
00:56:24I have to teach you the trade too and you get five percent.
00:56:28Remember and tell Arlotti that in that clinic I want the best of the best.
00:56:32The most important women in Rome and Italy must go to all those beds.
00:56:37I greet you.
00:56:37They kill this.
00:56:41And what?
00:56:43Compared to him, the faggot drives.
00:56:46If he goes over them all again.
00:56:51But, these women, right?
00:56:53So easy.
00:56:55Well, they're not all like you, dear.
00:56:58Hey, you know what I tell you?
00:57:00I feel so sorry for these poor cuckolded husbands.
00:57:03Doctor, tomorrow evening at nine and there's no need for a tuxedo.
00:57:05Let's do something simple.
00:57:07Thank you.
00:57:08I actually already have a half-engagement at Princess Serenella Portolani's house for a bridge game.
00:57:13Ah, are there any nice people?
00:57:14Well, yes, I'd say so, there's his cousin, a monsignor, then there's the president of the real estate company and then there's General Pirlo.
00:57:24Oh, and here we have two ambassadors, then there's also the president of Italcid, the one from Interstand, and there are also a couple of undersecretaries.
00:57:32The Undersecretary of Health could be very useful for your clinic, Doctor.
00:57:40Madam, madam, you are tempting me.
00:57:44My husband would also be sorry if she cheated on us, even though that scoundrel doesn't deserve anything.
00:57:50Oh yeah? Why?
00:57:53My husband isn't even worth it for...
00:57:55Did you understand?
00:57:59Hello? You're studying, Professor Giovannardi.
00:58:01The professor is busy, he's in a meeting.
00:58:05It will continue for a long time.
00:58:08I don't know, it's only the first round.
00:58:10So there's nothing left for me?
00:58:11Dear Madam.
00:58:12Dear lady, he says it to those bastards at the Iperioli studio.
00:58:15And since I'm no worse than them, then you have to do your duty.
00:58:19I do not understand.
00:58:20But come on, leave my husband alone, okay?
00:58:22I'll put on a hemlock and say you jumped on me, eh.
00:58:24Oh, oh, he rips them apart like a swordfish, you know.
00:58:26Madam, I don't understand, but isn't your husband Peppino, the one who's always devil-may-care and...
00:58:32Yes, okay, but he doesn't have a degree.
00:58:33Give me your penis.
00:58:34Lady.
00:58:35Look at that scream.
00:58:38I give her my penis.
00:58:43Goodbye then, doctor.
00:58:45Goodbye, madam.
00:58:49Hate.
00:58:49Next up.
00:58:57Mamma mia, nice stain, mandrilolo.
00:59:00Well.
00:59:01Permit?
00:59:02After you.
00:59:03Good morning, doctor.
00:59:05Oh.
00:59:06I am the daughter of Countess Donatelli.
00:59:10My mother spoke very highly of her.
00:59:14Oh yes, Mom is too good.
00:59:15Wait a minute.
00:59:17Valeria, come.
00:59:18Good morning.
00:59:19This is my little sister.
00:59:24Cute.
00:59:25Very happy.
00:59:27Now let's get ourselves checked out.
00:59:30One at a time?
00:59:32Or both together?
00:59:34Both together.
00:59:35It's more the quoted one.
00:59:37Hello, you rascal.
00:59:43Come on, you'll get killed.
00:59:45One day these things will destroy me.
00:59:51If I'm reborn I want to be a dentist.
00:59:54At least they'll only shoot my mouth.
00:59:56this.
00:59:57This is...
00:59:58Who is?
01:00:05What's up?
01:00:07Oh, I know...
01:00:07Greetings.
01:00:09Giovanna, no.
01:00:10Hey, doctor.
01:00:11Eh.
01:00:11I can't take it anymore.
01:00:13Dear doctor, what do you want me to tell you?
01:00:15Eh, I...
01:00:15I feel all on fire here.
01:00:18All on fire.
01:00:19That goes up, down, goes up, goes down.
01:00:20Giacomo, see you tomorrow.
01:00:21The children, a fire.
01:00:23Hey, doctor.
01:00:24No.
01:00:25Now Giovanna has joined in too.
01:00:27There would be a solution.
01:00:29Leave the health insurance office.
01:00:31But how is it done?
01:00:33Just like that, off the cuff, you can't.
01:00:36Of course, I just can't take it anymore.
01:00:39Well, I have to admit, they are tough battles.
01:00:42But you'll end on a high note.
01:00:43Are you referring to Tina Arlotti?
01:00:46Oh, yeah.
01:00:48Can you see it a lot?
01:00:49A little bit.
01:00:51But I can understand you.
01:00:52She's a very beautiful girl, delightful.
01:00:55Would you like a cigarette?
01:00:57Now?
01:00:58No, a cigarette, cigarette.
01:00:59Ah.
01:01:03Pamela.
01:01:06You look gorgeous.
01:01:08If I could I would marry you.
01:01:10Ah, so you don't love me.
01:01:12Joke.
01:01:13You and I are too superior to think about such things.
01:01:17But from now on I will always carry a pack of cigarettes with me.
01:01:22I'm not giving up the habit.
01:01:26Yes.
01:01:27I've gotten used to certain things too.
01:01:30Woe to you.
01:01:31Ah, don't you see how low you are, how low you've fallen?
01:01:33Yes, okay, but you see...
01:01:35Why don't you go to a good doctor?
01:01:37A doctor.
01:01:38Pamela.
01:01:42Pamela, you are a genius.
01:01:43You saved me.
01:01:45Here's what you need.
01:01:46A doctor.
01:01:47Philip!
01:02:06Hey, Franco, how's it going, huh?
01:02:08Ah, there's also the hand.
01:02:10You're still bodybuilding, huh?
01:02:12Well, a little gym time now and then, right?
01:02:14But hey, lucky whoever sees you, eh?
01:02:15Is that okay with you?
01:02:16Even too much.
01:02:16Leave this junk alone for a moment, nobody's going to steal it from you.
01:02:19I need to talk to you.
01:02:20Cattorcio, definitely not.
01:02:21This is my only chapter.
01:02:22Oh, so you haven't been seen since.
01:02:24You haven't called me again.
01:02:25I turned half of Rome upside down to find you.
01:02:27I looked on the phone list.
01:02:28I didn't find the number.
01:02:29Hey, what are you giving me, the numbers?
01:02:31I have no case, I have no study.
01:02:32I live in a little room there on the outskirts.
01:02:34So, you're not married?
01:02:35No, no, no, sorry.
01:02:36But I don't have a beak worth a penny.
01:02:38I spend ten hours a day in the hospital, always pissed off.
01:02:40Perfect.
01:02:40I don't have the time to think about women, you understand?
01:02:43Perfect.
01:02:43Eh, yeah, perfect as fuck.
01:02:45If it weren't for a lovely nurse who comes here and does little things for me every now and then...
01:02:48Maybe even ugly.
01:02:50Ah, well, I'm not a fussy eater.
01:02:51I have to make myself happy, right?
01:02:52Listen, why don't you try to integrate with some clinic, with a medical practice?
01:02:56Are you kidding me?
01:02:57Mrs. Belle, in a surgery there is always the Lamendo affair, death king, king lives, however
01:03:02another one comes along and, as they say, you don't look a horse in the mouth.
01:03:07And then Dr. Matt, if he's such a hard-working young man, I know he's in such good health.
01:03:13And he has two shoulders, how wonderful those shoulders.
01:03:16Joan.
01:03:17Yes, Dr. Matt.
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Who's next?
01:03:19Next time, doctor, ah, yes.
01:03:22But excuse me, isn't there a lady yet?
01:03:23Yes, but he's there on the bed, smoking.
01:03:25Oh, huh, what is it, is he smoking?
01:03:28Yes, smoking, smoking.
01:03:29Smoke, that's fine.
01:03:30So let's wait for it to go out, right?
01:03:32Well yes, it's a matter of moments.
01:03:33All right.
01:03:37Seen, eh, modestly at my age.
01:03:41Nothing to take in.
01:03:42Then, ever since I heard the good news, I feel like a rooster, as if I were twenty years younger.
01:03:47And I believe that with that body she has, I would like to see her caring with my fat.
01:03:52It sure feels like six months.
01:03:56Six months old.
01:03:57Thank goodness, Attorney Nation, we're about to open the clinic.
01:03:59And thank goodness.
01:04:01I want to have another shot.
01:04:02Yes.
01:04:03It's a shame there's that hill.
01:04:05Nangelo, mountain boy.
01:04:06But I get over it.
01:04:08Yes, with horns.
01:04:11Franchino, listen, tie my dress.
01:04:13Of course, Mrs. Nation, with pleasure.
01:04:15You are not to be tied up, you are to be undressed.
01:04:22Here you go.
01:04:25Of course you're a devil, aren't you?
01:04:30Thank you, doctor, see you again.
01:04:31Please, give my regards to the lawyer.
01:04:34Oh, hi, Tina.
01:04:35HI.
01:04:35I heard the wonderful news, congratulations.
01:04:38Thank you, ma'am.
01:04:38Commander, good morning.
01:04:40Good morning, madam.
01:04:41HI.
01:04:41Until we meet again.
01:04:42See you soon.
01:04:43Mrs. Arlotti.
01:04:44Professor.
01:04:46How is it going?
01:04:46Our little mommy.
01:04:49Shall we check it out?
01:04:51Certain.
01:04:57Worried?
01:04:58No, no, no, very good.
01:04:59It's the best there is in Italy.
01:05:01No, sorry, that's impossible this week.
01:05:06Is Monday okay?
01:05:08Perfect.
01:05:10Yes, the professor now also visits in the new clinic.
01:05:13Do you know what I do?
01:05:14What are you doing?
01:05:15I divorce and marry you.
01:05:16Eh, no.
01:05:18Eh, no, Ciccia.
01:05:20It's better if you cuckold your husband.
01:05:30Miss, what's happening?
01:05:31Yes, don't worry.
01:05:32The professor knows what he has to do.
01:05:34Well, sure, the professor knows his stuff.
01:05:37Listen, miss.
01:05:40Yes?
01:05:41Is it male or female for you?
01:05:43Well, I don't know that.
01:05:45I just know he's going to be a really beautiful baby.
01:05:47He took after his mother.
01:05:49Huh?
01:05:49A bit of a long visit, huh?
01:06:00It's a complicated visit, it takes time.
01:06:02He should be almost done anyway.
01:06:06The professor promised me that he will follow her throughout her pregnancy.
01:06:10Of course, now my son will inaugurate this new clinic.
01:06:18My son!
01:06:20I will visit you every day.
01:06:22I will be the gynecologist of your life.
01:06:27We will have many beautiful children and we hope they will all look like you.
01:06:32And they will be as smart as you.
01:06:34The first one will be a beautiful boy, right?
01:06:37Certain!
01:06:38And we'll call him Guido.
01:06:41Guido?
01:06:42In honor of Guido Lo Bianco.
01:06:44Ultimately, I owe him a lot.
01:06:46It's something he owes me, though, huh?
01:06:48I gave you the opportunity to open a studio in Polynesia.
01:07:02Hey, postman!
01:07:03News from Italy?
01:07:04No!
01:07:08No!
01:07:08No!
01:07:23Thank you all.
01:07:53Thank you all.
01:08:23Thank you all.
01:08:53Thank you all.
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