- 9 mesi fa
Genere: Comico, Commedia
Anno: 1966
Regia: Lucio Fulci
Attori: Franco Franchi, Ciccio Ingrassia, Umberto D'Orsi, Roberto Camardiel, Monica Randall, Luis Peña, Ignazio Leone, Enzo Andronico, Luciano Bonanni, Franco Morici, Piero Morgia, Emilio Rodríguez, Tano Cimarosa, Francesca Romana Coluzzi, Charo Bermejo, Linda Sini, María Silva, Pasquale Zagaria.
TRAMA
Franco e Ciccio, due artisti ambulanti, dopo un infruttuoso spettacolo all'aperto in terra di Sicilia, decidono di emigrare in America; ma sbagliando nave, finiscono in una repubblica sudamericana dalle quotidiane rivoluzioni e vengono messi in campo di concentramento. Dubitando della stabilità del governo attuale di Nuova Quiracao, gli Stati Uniti inviano un drappello di paracadutisti a protezione dei loro concittadini. Franco e Ciccio, prelevati dal campo di concentramento, vengono travestiti da paracadutisti e inviati a creare confusione. E i due, proprio per la loro dabbenaggine, non solo provocano equivoci d'ogni genere, ma finiscono per impadronirsi del potere, dopo aver rischiato l'impiccagione e la fucilazione. Il loro regno, però, è di breve durata: catturati, vengono imbarcati su di un aereo che li condurrà nel Vietnam.
Anno: 1966
Regia: Lucio Fulci
Attori: Franco Franchi, Ciccio Ingrassia, Umberto D'Orsi, Roberto Camardiel, Monica Randall, Luis Peña, Ignazio Leone, Enzo Andronico, Luciano Bonanni, Franco Morici, Piero Morgia, Emilio Rodríguez, Tano Cimarosa, Francesca Romana Coluzzi, Charo Bermejo, Linda Sini, María Silva, Pasquale Zagaria.
TRAMA
Franco e Ciccio, due artisti ambulanti, dopo un infruttuoso spettacolo all'aperto in terra di Sicilia, decidono di emigrare in America; ma sbagliando nave, finiscono in una repubblica sudamericana dalle quotidiane rivoluzioni e vengono messi in campo di concentramento. Dubitando della stabilità del governo attuale di Nuova Quiracao, gli Stati Uniti inviano un drappello di paracadutisti a protezione dei loro concittadini. Franco e Ciccio, prelevati dal campo di concentramento, vengono travestiti da paracadutisti e inviati a creare confusione. E i due, proprio per la loro dabbenaggine, non solo provocano equivoci d'ogni genere, ma finiscono per impadronirsi del potere, dopo aver rischiato l'impiccagione e la fucilazione. Il loro regno, però, è di breve durata: catturati, vengono imbarcati su di un aereo che li condurrà nel Vietnam.
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00:00:00And now citizens of this beautiful region
00:00:12all that remains is to submit it to your judgment.
00:00:17our rich and important program
00:00:20One, two, three, four
00:00:30Our free course
00:01:00Our free course
00:01:30Our free course
00:01:59And now, ladies and gentlemen, we will begin our biggest and most sensational show ever.
00:02:08Fresh from the greatest theatres in Italy and Sardinia
00:02:12I have the pleasure of introducing you to the Indian porter Pasquale Impallomeni
00:02:17He says he is a man
00:02:19But in fact it isn't, gentlemen.
00:02:21He is instead a kind of prehistoric monster
00:02:25Which is even equipped with a Herculean force
00:02:29He leaves you speechless with his exercises, gentlemen.
00:02:34In fact it has been defined by the foreign press and also the Sicilian one
00:02:39The greatest, the original, the perfect white porter
00:02:44All the others are nothing but vulgar imitations.
00:02:47And if someone is septic
00:02:50I am forced to demonstrate to you in person
00:02:53The encyclopedia of occult scientists
00:02:56What is coming initiation of Paris
00:03:00Your Highness, we want to give this audience a demonstration.
00:03:04Intelligent and cultured?
00:03:08Ale!
00:03:08Now it will rest on these sharp nails
00:03:27Like on the softest of mattresses
00:03:30Your Highness, have a good rest
00:03:38Don't be shocked, gentlemen!
00:03:58Don't be shocked!
00:04:01What is it, Prince Pasquale?
00:04:03Does it hurt?
00:04:04No, there's a peel in the mattress
00:04:06The porter is also witty
00:04:10This is good
00:04:12Never mind that
00:04:14All right, let's move on to the second exercise.
00:04:17Attention!
00:04:19Get up, Prince, you're getting pale.
00:04:21You will see
00:04:26Observe
00:04:27Prince
00:04:29Attention!
00:04:32And now you will witness the most sensational meal
00:04:38That any man has ever done
00:04:40Even though Prince Pasquale
00:04:43Be sick with nal ulcer
00:04:46He doesn't deprive himself of eating glass
00:04:49Acciaio and similar
00:04:51Attention!
00:04:52Attention!
00:04:53Prince, bon appetit!
00:04:55Miracle!
00:04:59Miracle!
00:05:01Eh, sorry.
00:05:01If you give him a jar of fruit in syrup
00:05:06He throws away the fruit and eats the jar
00:05:09The other evening we were unable to return to the Grand Hotel
00:05:12Where we modestly took lodging
00:05:14Because he ate the room keys
00:05:17Ladies and gentlemen
00:05:20Our show is over
00:05:22Appealing to Article 244 of the Constitution
00:05:26Which connects Sicily to Pakistan
00:05:28I beg you to show all your sympathy
00:05:31To the representative of India
00:05:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:05:34Not good deeds but money
00:05:37Money in quantity
00:05:38Thank you, thank you
00:05:39And thank you
00:05:39Excuse me
00:05:40The class is around here
00:05:41Where are they going?
00:05:42Where are they going?
00:05:43Oh, oh, oh!
00:05:47And even today there is no food
00:06:09But if you've eaten so far
00:06:11Ah, if you don't believe me
00:06:13But there is a big difference
00:06:14Between the noodles and the rusty knives
00:06:17What does the saying go?
00:06:20Memo prophet in his homeland, omnibus
00:06:22And what do you mean?
00:06:23And what do I mean?
00:06:24That in Sicily we will end up dying of hunger
00:06:26So why don't we go to the continent?
00:06:27Of course we will go to the continent
00:06:29In you know where?
00:06:30In Reggio Calabria
00:06:31No, we're going to America
00:06:33In America?
00:06:34In America?
00:06:35Yes, and precisely in New York
00:06:36In New York?
00:06:38And how will we go there if we don't have the money for the ticket?
00:06:41Have you ever heard of stowaways?
00:06:43Oh, yes
00:06:44And are you sure we'll be lucky?
00:06:48Fortune
00:06:48Two smart guys like us
00:06:50But not only that we will get rich
00:06:52But above all we will be free
00:06:54Yes, freedom
00:06:57But the American adventure of the two brothers in Pallomeni
00:07:00It certainly didn't start under the sign of freedom.
00:07:03In fact, instead of landing in the fabulous New York
00:07:06Fate had thrown them to Nueva Chiracao
00:07:09Capital of the small but turbulent republic of Santa Prisca
00:07:12Oppressed by the bloody dictatorship of General José Limar
00:07:16The cruelest, the most ferocious of all Latin American dictators
00:07:20Limar!
00:07:22Your final hour has arrived!
00:07:23Your final hour has arrived!
00:07:53The only thing that bothers me is the smell of burning flesh
00:08:08Another attempt?
00:08:10Yes, it's already the tenth since this morning
00:08:12And luckily this uniform has a prodigious protective vest.
00:08:17It resists cannon fire
00:08:19I'm sorry, dear general, but it's up to you to eliminate the rebels
00:08:26These moustachioed guys or whatever the hell they're called
00:08:28I had specific orders from the White House not to intervene.
00:08:31But Mr. Ambassador, we can't do it alone.
00:08:35We will never make it
00:08:36You'll understand, the mustachioed ones are increasing day by day
00:08:39Not to mention that besides them there are also the sbarbados
00:08:42Who are these barbados?
00:08:43It's the women of the moustachioed men who are more terrible than their husbands.
00:08:47Got it? Good.
00:08:48However, dear general, I do not hide the fact that I am very worried about the fate
00:08:52But what does he want me to care about his government?
00:08:54I go out onto the balcony, whistle and find 50 generals ready to see I can stand it
00:08:57Oh no, 38
00:08:59Yes, because I had 12 of them killed yesterday
00:09:03Ah, good, good
00:09:05You can't even trust your own officers anymore.
00:09:08Slimer, your last hour has come
00:09:10Gentlemen, please do not resort to violence.
00:09:13Don't forget that you are about to commit a crime in the presence of the US Ambassador.
00:09:17The United States will be grateful to me for what I am about to give them.
00:09:20Raise your hands, pig
00:09:21Hands up
00:09:26Died
00:09:28You are surrounded
00:09:29If you take just one step you're a dead man
00:09:32You certainly have some convincing means here.
00:09:47Well, if I didn't take the necessary precautions I would have died at least 30 times
00:09:50Luckily I bought these toys from one of your compatriots
00:09:54A certain James Bond
00:09:56I don't know what the hell it's called
00:10:00Ah, yes, I think I know him, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:10:02Yes, he was your secret agent.
00:10:04Who was later fired for poor performance
00:10:07He liked women too much
00:10:08And what does he do now?
00:10:13Ah, you are, you are
00:10:14Take that bastard away
00:10:17Your compatriot sold me some very interesting little things for a few dollars.
00:10:40Beyond what you have seen
00:10:42The chandelier
00:10:44Which works like a boomerang
00:10:49And then there's that eagle
00:10:51Beautiful, beautiful
00:10:51Yes, yes, yes, see, look how cute
00:10:56And that can become a deadly weapon
00:11:03Furthermore, this study is full of traps that work by pressing the button on the desk
00:11:10And as you can see it's a bit difficult to outwit General Limare.
00:11:15All very interesting, yes
00:11:17But let's get back to our problems.
00:11:19Yes, yes
00:11:19So, General, our madmen were very clear
00:11:22We helped you gain power
00:11:24And you have committed to ensuring the safety of our platforms and factories.
00:11:28Since it's all your stuff, it would be even safer if you defended them with your soldiers, it seems to me.
00:11:34Well, I take this opportunity to announce that any hour now
00:11:37A company of paratroopers that I requested from my government will land at the airport of New Chiracao.
00:11:43So we're on horseback, a siglo
00:11:49Thanks, but you misunderstood.
00:11:52Yes, because the paratroopers will only defend American property and people.
00:11:56They won't lift a finger against the bofudos
00:11:58You have to think about those yourselves.
00:12:00Yes?
00:12:01So you Americans deny us your help
00:12:07How nice
00:12:14But look what a joke!
00:12:16I would like some clarification.
00:12:18But if you don't attack the bofudos, how can you defend the Americans?
00:12:22It's very simple.
00:12:22We Americans never attack
00:12:24But if they attack us we defend ourselves with weapons.
00:12:26Dear general, now get busy
00:12:29We're not looking for trouble
00:12:31But trouble
00:12:33I say woe to anyone who teases us
00:12:35Hello? Hello?
00:12:41Get the American ambassador back soon
00:12:43Before the crocodile eats it
00:12:44Holy! Diego!
00:12:48Holy! Diego!
00:12:53Chief, glorious chief
00:12:55You are the most handsome dictator in the world
00:12:58Why are you looking at me with that face?
00:13:01If you tell on your sister
00:13:03End up like the bofudos
00:13:04Capatazzo, I'm not your brother-in-law here
00:13:07But I'm just your chief of staff
00:13:09Be quiet
00:13:10I wanted to give you some great news.
00:13:12The bofudos are exterminated
00:13:13Exterminated?
00:13:14I mean that by now they can be considered completely exterminated.
00:13:18Why are the para-Americans coming?
00:13:21Oh, my general
00:13:21Yes, but thanks to the Johnson Doctrine
00:13:25These paratroopers do not attack
00:13:27If they are not attached
00:13:28And bofudos aren't that stupid
00:13:31Well, anyway...
00:13:33Oh, it's very simple
00:13:35We'll throw some fake para-Americans into the forest
00:13:40The bofudos, believing themselves attacked, will kill them
00:13:43And convinced that the United States has sided with me
00:13:48As soon as they see the real paratroopers arriving
00:13:51The ambassador had announced the arrival of which to me.
00:13:55They will attack them
00:13:58This is how we will get rid of the bofudos
00:14:00And we can do as we please.
00:14:02What do you think?
00:14:03Capatazze, you are the greatest in the world
00:14:09You go fishing for parachutes right away
00:14:13Well, where do I find them?
00:14:15I have to suggest everything to you
00:14:17To the concentration camp
00:14:18He fishes out the most idiotic emigrants.
00:14:21Run, go!
00:14:22Yes, yes, yes
00:14:22Get out of here!
00:14:24And now we get back to our work
00:14:35Finally alone with you
00:14:51Not really, I would say, but a dear moment
00:14:55Pancio, Juanito, Manuel
00:14:57All of you, come out
00:14:58Four plus one, my capatazzo
00:15:05My bodyguard
00:15:07Everyone go away
00:15:09Go!
00:15:10Go!
00:15:11Off with the sense
00:15:12Sense
00:15:12Beloved!
00:15:14Come on!
00:15:18But don't you think you're exaggerating, love?
00:15:21A great leader must never allow himself a moment of distraction
00:15:24And never trust anyone
00:15:25Watch Julius Caesar
00:15:26Even the stepson donated it
00:15:29You don't trust me either?
00:15:31What do you have to do with it?
00:15:32Now let's create some atmosphere.
00:15:37Delicious
00:15:50Wait for the price
00:15:52Well done, well done
00:15:53I'll check the situation for a moment
00:16:05I'll get to you right away
00:16:06Come on, Nicolo
00:16:26What are you waiting for to join you?
00:16:32I was burning with desire to hold you in my arms
00:16:35Limari!
00:16:53Your last hour has struck
00:16:54I feel like I've heard this sentence before.
00:16:57This is how tyrants die
00:16:58Sure, greenish
00:17:15Excuse me
00:17:20He's gone
00:17:24I'll have it removed later
00:17:28And now let's toast to the failure of the fiftieth attack
00:17:32La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:18:02Other
00:18:09Please
00:18:10You
00:18:11Duples, me and my friend
00:18:13But go away
00:18:14Here, this is your ration.
00:18:18You eat it all, I'll manage
00:18:21I may be wrong, but this idea of yours coming to America doesn't convince me.
00:18:27It's too early to judge
00:18:29And then what doesn't convince me and what I still haven't understood is this
00:18:33You told me we were going to New York
00:18:35And instead you took me to South America
00:18:37And I told you, now at night we got on the wrong steamer
00:18:40And then don't be subtle about this north and south like the Milanese and the Sicilians
00:18:43This always America
00:18:45Only under a different jurisprudence
00:18:47I only know one thing: you got us into trouble and you have to get us out of trouble.
00:18:51As Francesco Sorcio said to Giuseppe Noce
00:18:55Give me time that I am wasting
00:18:58And then you want to consider that I've been eating vegetables for six days
00:19:01And here the grey matter no longer works
00:19:03I could use some vitamins or some iron.
00:19:06If that's the case, I can invite you to lunch.
00:19:09And that I am Fachino
00:19:10By the way, what are you preparing?
00:19:13Hey, I'm preparing thin filo alla matriciana
00:19:16And a nice rush of light bulbs
00:19:19Ha ha
00:19:19Ghi
00:19:21Ghi
00:19:37A little iron dust
00:19:58Stop nails
00:20:05Posted
00:20:14You two
00:20:21Why didn't you get up?
00:20:23Why are we eating?
00:20:25And if I don't mind, would you like to come with me?
00:20:28Do we really still have to eat fruit?
00:20:30Oh, but I'll offer you the fruit
00:20:33Excuse me
00:20:46And my friend rightly says
00:20:47Where are you taking us?
00:20:49Oh, don't worry
00:20:49You won't have to do anything at all
00:20:51Everyone else will do it
00:20:53Ah, the information has reached us.
00:20:55They knew that we are two great actors
00:20:58Certain
00:20:58We are very honored
00:20:59But unfortunately we are missing our twenty bags
00:21:02Do you understand?
00:21:03Oh, don't worry.
00:21:04We will give you a wonderful dress
00:21:07Ciccio, they'll dress us
00:21:09These are capable of dressing even an army
00:21:11You'll see what successes
00:21:13We will make families
00:21:14Please, after them
00:21:15Revenue
00:21:16It will be a wonderful sight for your soldiers
00:21:25Oh, yes, yes
00:21:26It will be a magnificent show
00:21:28A truly exceptional show
00:21:32Ciccio
00:21:33Siori officers, gentlemen of the troops
00:21:35I have the honor to introduce myself
00:21:36The idiots have arrived
00:21:39Let's go
00:21:39Ceccio, I still don't believe it
00:21:55We are really lucky
00:21:56We are at the Baffudos camp
00:22:09We arrived at the Baffudos camp
00:22:17Throw those two idiots down
00:22:21Maybe guys, we're here, come down
00:22:28Here, here, here, we have arrived
00:22:30Oh, I'll go down first
00:22:31Dude, there's no B, there's no B, there's no runway, there's no airport
00:22:46What? Excuse me, where's the airport?
00:22:48You two have arrived, you have to get off
00:22:51Give me the sock, give me the sock, but I'm not getting off from there
00:22:53Oh, do you want some dick?
00:22:55Come here, stop
00:22:57Enough with the jokes now
00:22:59You must throw yourself down immediately
00:23:02You are soldiers and you must obey
00:23:03Go ahead, brands
00:23:04Go ahead, brands
00:23:06One, two
00:23:07One, two, for
00:23:08Right row, brands
00:23:10On the roof on the right
00:23:12But we are left-handed
00:23:13Make them get off
00:23:14Sardines, serve
00:23:15Ciccio, how are you?
00:23:40I'm here, above you!
00:23:42And what are you doing up there? I had a bad dream!
00:23:45They threw us out of a plane!
00:23:47It's not a dream, it's the truth!
00:23:49We're flying with parachutes!
00:23:51Oh mama!
00:23:53Ah, let me down!
00:23:55Give me a pedal!
00:23:57Ah, let me get off at the first stop!
00:24:00Long live the revolution!
00:24:03Long live agrarian reform!
00:24:06Long live the revolution!
00:24:09Long live the cheat!
00:24:11Long live the cheater!
00:24:13Long live the cheat!
00:24:16A man in the air!
00:24:18Ah!
00:24:19Say, Beijing!
00:24:20Are you sure you saw correctly?
00:24:22Is this really a man in the air or are you drunk again?
00:24:25I tell you he's a man...
00:24:27In fact, now I see two!
00:24:28Well, what if you see double? Then you're drunk!
00:24:31Listen to me, I'll hear about the malamuerte!
00:24:33If I'm drunk, you're a real idiot!
00:24:36Have you never heard of the baracadutists?
00:24:38Well, go tell the boss right away that two American barratroopers
00:24:42they're landing a stone's throw from the camp!
00:24:45Two American barratroopers?
00:24:46Yes!
00:24:47They're going to warn the boss right away!
00:24:49Two para!
00:24:51Two para!
00:24:52But what's happening to you?
00:24:53You've lost your voice!
00:24:54Two American paratroopers, over there!
00:24:56For Americans...
00:24:58All right!
00:24:59Now let's get them ready for the holidays!
00:25:02Safety devices in action!
00:25:04Yes boss!
00:25:05Go!
00:25:07Go!
00:25:08Go!
00:25:09Go!
00:25:10Go!
00:25:11Go!
00:25:12Go!
00:25:13Go!
00:25:14Go!
00:25:20Pipit is there yet, I haven't put my feet down?
00:25:27Where are you?
00:25:28I don't touch. What do I know? Here I am.
00:25:31Get up.
00:25:32Wait, help me. Blood has a head.
00:25:35What a beautiful hole I made. Where are you?
00:25:38Here.
00:25:38Where?
00:25:39Here?
00:25:39Wait.
00:25:40I can't see.
00:25:41I'm all cocky.
00:25:44The ghost! The ghost! Run away, Ciccia! The ghost!
00:25:49Oh my God! Oh my God! The ghost!
00:25:51But what ghost is the fallen bread?
00:25:54Frank!
00:25:55Dude!
00:25:56Oh! Where are you?
00:25:59Underground!
00:26:01Died!
00:26:01Come now! And you're dead too! You're a ghost!
00:26:06Don't worry about falling bread!
00:26:09Help me out!
00:26:11Luckily, I can hear where your voice is coming from! I'm coming to save you!
00:26:16You come!
00:26:18Here I am! I'm coming!
00:26:23Is there someone inside the trap? Let's go see!
00:26:26Hurry up with these ropes!
00:26:34What do we do with the two paratroopers?
00:26:37Do we shoot them?
00:26:38No!
00:26:39Colothers are precious.
00:26:41We need to economize.
00:26:43So we'll hang them.
00:26:45Prepare the strength.
00:26:46She's always ready, boss.
00:26:48All we need are the animals.
00:26:49Pecchino!
00:26:50Bring the horses here!
00:26:52All right, Ciccherone.
00:26:53Let's go!
00:27:10I understand that you have a lot of sympathy for us both, but now you are exaggerating.
00:27:14I apologize.
00:27:15Look, I don't know who you are, but I have to thank you, because without you we would have died like two rats.
00:27:21But with me you will die like two turkeys.
00:27:24As!
00:27:25Let's go!
00:27:26After you!
00:27:26Go!
00:27:28Help!
00:27:29Death to the window!
00:27:31No!
00:27:32No!
00:27:32Ah, the tie!
00:27:36No, it's a noose!
00:27:37To death!
00:27:39To death!
00:27:40Away with the horses!
00:27:42No!
00:27:43Go!
00:27:45Stop everyone!
00:27:46Those two are prisoners of us guerrillas.
00:27:48You have no right to kill them.
00:27:49Thank you, my beautiful lady, you saved our lives.
00:28:01If she hadn't come along, we would have ended up like turkeys.
00:28:04For me, you'll end up like moles.
00:28:06Some moles.
00:28:07They fell into our traps, now wait for us out there.
00:28:10Below!
00:28:10No!
00:28:15We men must be the ones to execute them.
00:28:17Pull them up!
00:28:19And you women mustn't get involved, understood?
00:28:22Below!
00:28:25On!
00:28:26Below!
00:28:27On!
00:28:28On!
00:28:28No, that's enough!
00:28:30The task of killing Americans falls to us men.
00:28:33Death to the Americans!
00:28:34To death!
00:28:35May I?
00:28:37Excuse the noose.
00:28:38Am I wrong or did I hear about Americans?
00:28:41Yes!
00:28:41Regional mistake, there was one!
00:28:44We Sicilians are.
00:28:46Sicilians?
00:28:46Yes!
00:28:47Get a horse up there!
00:28:50Prano cannù!
00:28:51Enough!
00:28:53If you are Sicilian, why do you wear the uniforms of American paratroopers?
00:28:57Explain to him!
00:28:57I'll come and explain myself.
00:28:59Look, we are two traveling shows, but they tricked us.
00:29:02You see, they took us, they tracked us, they paralyzed us,
00:29:06they airplaneed us, they threw us, you found us.
00:29:10This is the distant story of the usual shepherd.
00:29:12And if the gentlemen allow me, I would like to point out to you,
00:29:15that before we fell from the plane,
00:29:21did we knock down two of theirs?
00:29:23It's true, it's true, Alvaro.
00:29:25We found the torn corpse of a policeman from that pig Limar.
00:29:28We found one too.
00:29:30No, maybe these two are telling the truth.
00:29:32This isn't the first time that pig has tried to scam us.
00:29:35But how stupid you are, the tyrant is setting a trap for you
00:29:37and you fall into it like a dream.
00:29:39Tazita, you fell for it too.
00:29:41That bastard Limar wanted us to attack the Americans
00:29:44to provoke their reaction.
00:29:46But I'm too smart, no one can do it to me.
00:29:49But listen up, you two.
00:29:51If I find just one American paratrooper,
00:29:53I'll have you flayed alive.
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55Vamos todos a nueva Kiracao.
00:29:57We forgot the two hanged men.
00:30:05You two, free them.
00:30:07Long live the cheater, long live the cheater.
00:30:11Long live the revolution, long live the revolutionary.
00:30:16Am I wrong or did they want to hang us?
00:30:18Yes, I had the same impression.
00:30:19Long live the cheater, long live the cheater, long live the cheater, long live the cheater.
00:30:44I'm very glad to see you, Colonel Smith.
00:30:47Sorry I'm not up, but I had a little accident with a crocodile.
00:30:50Crocodile?
00:30:51Yes, a hunting accident, in short.
00:30:53Sir, Ambassador, the Pentagon's orders are precise.
00:30:56We must not attack the natives
00:30:58and we just have to react to their possible attacks.
00:31:01Yes, yes, I know, I know.
00:31:02I certainly didn't call you to defend this dictator...
00:31:04This little dictator maniac
00:31:07you think to protect our compatriots, their property.
00:31:09Long live the revolution, long live the revolution.
00:31:12Long live the revolution, long live the revolution.
00:31:14Long live the revolution.
00:31:15Long live the revolution, long live the revolution.
00:31:17Long live the revolution, long live the revolution.
00:31:21Long live the revolution.
00:31:22Long live the revolution.
00:31:26Look, the cheaters.
00:31:37You have deceived us from the outside.
00:31:39The cheaters were there, this is an ambush.
00:31:41But you'll pay me, I'll escort you to live it, word from the bar
00:31:44Where have you gone, Christians, to be with others?
00:31:57And this is what you say, but in the long run you don't understand anything, put it away
00:32:01What are you saying, I'm your fellow countryman, I don't understand English
00:32:04These Italians and Americans have been living in America for a hundred years and still don't know our language.
00:32:09To shelter with others, hurry, to iron quickly, hurry
00:32:13Let's take cover, yeah
00:32:14But how do you speak English?
00:32:31And because the ten men, we are prepared, the four of us are enough
00:32:35When you are ready to die, you are worth double, he will insert
00:32:39You're right, Sergeant Sullivan, you're right
00:32:40Yeah, but you, let's go take those four snipers
00:32:44And go, and tell me too, when you did it I told you.
00:32:47So much time to joke
00:32:49Or, maybe, one of you is scared.
00:32:51One of us two
00:32:52We are both afraid
00:32:54Let's hurry up there
00:32:56I'll go up, you two stay here on guard.
00:33:17Whoever comes will step over your dead body before reaching the ladder.
00:33:19Andersender, repeat the delivery
00:33:21Yes, yes, whoever comes must first pass over your dead body to get to the stairs.
00:33:24On yours, not mine
00:33:26Over your dead body
00:33:26On his
00:33:27But do we want to come to an agreement with these corpses?
00:33:29On your
00:33:31On your
00:33:32Okay, sorry.
00:33:33Bar the door
00:33:39Here you are
00:33:40Be careful what you do
00:33:45Oh, we saved ourselves well
00:33:49Go, go, go
00:33:50What are you doing, shooting?
00:33:51But can't you see that the door is closed?
00:33:53What if he knocks?
00:33:54Will you say there is no one?
00:33:55There is no one
00:33:56But no, when they knock
00:33:57Oh
00:34:09For goodness sake
00:34:11They caught us from behind
00:34:12Come on, quickly
00:34:13Let's go and knock them down
00:34:14Attention, Jack
00:34:16Those bastards choose the roof
00:34:18And they go coming home
00:34:19Let's pull up the ladder
00:34:20Everyone to everyone
00:34:21Ciccio
00:34:26The mustachioed ones are coming
00:34:28They flay us alive
00:34:29Let's run away
00:34:30But where are we going?
00:34:31Those people got screwed
00:34:31Even the scale
00:34:32Give us back the ladder
00:34:33Soon
00:34:34Let's climb the bell ropes
00:34:36Yes
00:34:36I preferred the strings on my guitar
00:34:38Soon
00:34:52Soon
00:34:52Let's take them
00:34:53On me
00:34:54Elk
00:34:55you played them for us
00:35:10really even if nobody asked us
00:35:13we played them anyway
00:35:14the bells
00:35:16ah you are very parash
00:35:17joke even in battle
00:35:19now go to the bell tower to see some situation
00:35:22on
00:35:22but I suffer from vertigo
00:35:25Excuse me
00:35:26up there we will be safer
00:35:31Every now and then someone with a moustache comes here
00:35:33who want to flay us alive
00:35:34You are right
00:35:35we're going up
00:35:37good boys
00:35:38never refuse the most difficult positions
00:35:40Men like these are born once in seven years for me.
00:35:45hands up
00:35:50two rifles
00:35:51finally some peace
00:36:03four two will make Americans on the bell tower
00:36:06now I dry them
00:36:08it was another coup from those two devils
00:36:18hey you two come down
00:36:19you were very fine
00:36:20I'll give you a mountain of decorations
00:36:22it will make you thrill
00:36:24look, it's a rip-off
00:36:25we've already taken enough
00:36:27come on down boys
00:36:295
00:36:3010
00:36:3150
00:36:3225
00:36:3230
00:36:3335
00:36:3540
00:36:3545
00:36:3650
00:36:3752
00:36:383 of them are dead
00:36:41no it's not possible
00:36:42there must be some mistake
00:36:435
00:36:4510
00:36:4515
00:36:4620
00:36:4730
00:36:4840
00:36:4850
00:36:4950
00:36:5050
00:36:5052
00:36:51hey boys let's not kill around
00:36:54it's the first time in military history that a regiment after having fought a battle
00:36:58instead of decreasing in numbers increases in number
00:37:01everybody take out the dog tags
00:37:03and now both of you better tell me why you don't have the required dog tags
00:37:14what do you say?
00:37:15Why don't you have dog tags?
00:37:17ah
00:37:18we don't have plates because we eat from mess tins
00:37:21and don't tell me you don't know what dog tags are
00:37:22what kind of para are you anyway?
00:37:25what kind of parasite?
00:37:27ah
00:37:27two rain covers
00:37:28but they fought like lions
00:37:31be a trick
00:37:33a fake
00:37:34dear sergeant
00:37:36why these two are not true para-Americans
00:37:39they infiltrated our ranks to gain our trust
00:37:43their being
00:37:44you spies of dirty baffudos
00:37:47exactly like that
00:37:47well then
00:37:48do you men know exactly what can happen
00:37:50if someone is caught wearing a military uniform during wartime?
00:37:55a firing squad
00:37:57what did he say?
00:37:58he says you will be shot
00:38:00ah
00:38:00we will be shot
00:38:01ah
00:38:02but why?
00:38:04Excuse me
00:38:04but but but but but
00:38:05save us for goodness sake
00:38:06don't do it for us
00:38:08but do it for these American uniforms
00:38:10I'm telling you that he's a family man
00:38:13take them away
00:38:14and deliver them to the Lehman policeman
00:38:16they will take care of fixing them
00:38:17away
00:38:17I don't understand it
00:38:19what a beautiful end your wonderful plan has had Diego
00:38:23but glorious leader
00:38:24you thought of the plan
00:38:26shut up
00:38:27don't make me angry now
00:38:28the American ambassador wants those unfortunates
00:38:31be regularly processed
00:38:33he says that we must not act like the Russians
00:38:35and what does it matter to you?
00:38:36we all know how the process will end
00:38:38the judge is your brother
00:38:40what are you worried about?
00:38:43My dear
00:38:44don't you understand?
00:38:46if those two vote the sack during the trial
00:38:48the Americans
00:38:49they come to discover the trick he organized
00:38:51but I pray from you
00:38:52but enough is enough and let's insist again
00:38:55you really want to end up against the wall too
00:38:59and for you since there are no Americans involved
00:39:02I shouldn't even have to go through the process
00:39:04no glorious boss
00:39:05I confess the stupid plan was mine
00:39:07Here you are
00:39:08and if the Americans discover that this perfect idiot
00:39:12he had organized a provocation
00:39:14to force them to intervene against the mustachioed men
00:39:16do you know what's happening?
00:39:17they leave us in the lurch and go away
00:39:19yes you stay cool
00:39:20they do not abandon the factories and the dollars invested
00:39:23they throw us into the sea
00:39:24and set up another government
00:39:26so what do you want to do?
00:39:28Well first of all I would like to talk to the two prisoners
00:39:31fat
00:39:32we are two unfortunates
00:39:34Here they're going to end up shooting us
00:39:36little fatso
00:39:37but I say
00:39:38why didn't they take us to Ucciardone in Palermo?
00:39:40the relatives were there
00:39:41friends
00:39:42they organized the passes for us
00:39:43eh here here here
00:39:44and here we can't even escape
00:39:46because if we can escape
00:39:48it's true that we avoid being shot
00:39:49then come the ones with the moustaches
00:39:51and they flay us
00:39:52so so
00:39:53and with this excuse
00:39:54that they have to shoot us
00:39:55they don't even bring us food
00:39:57and I didn't even find anything for myself
00:39:59I tried with these damn bars
00:40:02but I can't do it
00:40:03they are hard
00:40:03they are indigestible
00:40:04fat
00:40:04they are indigestible
00:40:05you know what I tell you?
00:40:07what do I say to myself?
00:40:07that if it continues like this
00:40:08they don't shoot us anymore
00:40:09Why?
00:40:10they free us
00:40:10then we are safe
00:40:11No
00:40:12first we will die of hunger
00:40:14oh of hunger
00:40:14you two follow me
00:40:26we can't
00:40:27our legs are shaking
00:40:29the general wants you for lunch
00:40:31he wants to eat us
00:40:33he didn't expect me
00:40:35that we become a free-range
00:40:36hand
00:40:38little idiots
00:40:40what did you understand?
00:40:41you are invited to lunch by the general
00:40:43you are his guests
00:40:44ah yes we eat
00:40:45a moment
00:40:46take them
00:40:47take them
00:40:48the second
00:41:10Soon
00:41:17Soon
00:41:20Soon
00:41:32Soon
00:41:33Soon
00:41:34Soon
00:41:38Soon
00:41:40Soon
00:41:42some form of cheese
00:41:43caramba what an appetite
00:41:45go
00:41:47us
00:41:52we made you sell here
00:41:54to ask you for information
00:41:56but we haven't started eating yet
00:41:59What did you tell the Americans?
00:42:02We didn't say anything.
00:42:03Sorry, no.
00:42:05Also because they didn't ask us anything.
00:42:07But how come they didn't question you?
00:42:09No.
00:42:10No.
00:42:11Sorry, no.
00:42:13Even though they questioned us, we didn't understand them and they didn't understand us.
00:42:17Let them come, let them come.
00:42:18Let them come.
00:42:19It's a shame.
00:42:20These American gentlemen are, in my opinion, extremely ignorant.
00:42:22I couldn't even understand Sicilian.
00:42:25So Americans know that you are just two immigrants.
00:42:27And no, someone must have made some anonymous phone calls from Sicily.
00:42:31Ah, okay, beautiful, perfectly.
00:42:34So they don't even know that I was the one who dressed you up as paratroopers and threw you into the plague.
00:42:38It was him, that bastard.
00:42:40All right, all right, yes, the Americans know nothing.
00:42:43No, no, no.
00:42:43I won't even speak.
00:42:45He's good.
00:42:46And then they'll never know why I'll kill you two with cadis.
00:42:49Oh, no.
00:42:50Let's not joke.
00:42:51One moment, eh.
00:42:52I can't stomach balls.
00:42:54Stop everyone.
00:42:54Raise your hands, surrender, file.
00:42:56I throw down my weapons.
00:42:58I'm not redeeming it.
00:43:00Ciccio, the flayer, let's run away.
00:43:04Excuse me, eh.
00:43:05Over here.
00:43:07Back, the shot.
00:43:12A moment I move.
00:43:13Oh my god, let's run away.
00:43:15You come.
00:43:16Excuse me, Mr. Corpse.
00:43:18Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:23Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:24Don't shoot, stop.
00:43:25We give up.
00:43:26Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:26Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:27Do it for your children.
00:43:28Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:28Do it for your fathers.
00:43:30Do it for whoever you want, but do it.
00:43:33Do it.
00:43:33Hey, what's up?
00:43:34But these are not two men.
00:43:36And who are they?
00:43:36They are two wooden puppets.
00:43:38Then do it for your carpenters who built you.
00:43:41Come on, carpenter.
00:43:42Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:43:43Only two mannequins in uniform.
00:43:45Two mannequins.
00:43:46Eh, these.
00:43:47Yes.
00:43:47Dressed to be ice cream
00:43:48Stigmo
00:43:49Ugly bastard
00:43:54You're done exploiting the people
00:43:56Now you will pay for all your crimes
00:43:58What are you doing now? Do you want to kill me?
00:44:00No
00:44:01Oh, thank goodness, I'll give you a nice reward
00:44:04I don't need your money
00:44:06I'll take it myself anyway
00:44:08As long as it doesn't take my life
00:44:09I won't take it away from you
00:44:10No, I don't want to get my hands dirty with your filthy blood.
00:44:15You will be subjected to a very regular process
00:44:18And you will be regularly condemned to die
00:44:21And he calls it a fair trial.
00:44:23If you already know how it ends
00:44:24You think about being the accused
00:44:25And don't bother with anything else
00:44:27Beijing
00:44:27Take these two scoundrels to jail
00:44:30You
00:44:31Call all news agencies immediately
00:44:35Understood?
00:44:36I have to make some important statements.
00:44:39The rest of you?
00:44:41Take this out
00:44:42United Press
00:44:44The new dictator of Santa Prisca
00:44:46Alvaro Garcia
00:44:47Call everyone to a press conference
00:44:49Shall we go out?
00:44:51Go out?
00:44:52But you know we're being chased
00:44:53From those who want to kill us
00:44:54And from those others who want to flay us alive?
00:44:56Oh yeah
00:44:57It's all the fault of these uniforms
00:44:59We have to change it right away
00:45:01Oh yeah
00:45:02You are right
00:45:03Listen, what are we doing?
00:45:04I'll put on yours
00:45:05And you put mine on
00:45:06Huh?
00:45:08We found at least two civilian clothes
00:45:10And where do you find them?
00:45:11Huh?
00:45:12Look
00:45:13What's up?
00:45:13What is that?
00:45:14A wardrobe
00:45:15And what's inside the wardrobe?
00:45:17A gamekeeper
00:45:17No
00:45:18Do you have a wardrobe at home?
00:45:21Of course I have it
00:45:21And what's inside?
00:45:23Oh
00:45:23My sister's boyfriend
00:45:24The married one
00:45:25No
00:45:26There are clothes
00:45:28Ah the clothes
00:45:29Oh yeah the clothes
00:45:30You will see that in civilian clothes
00:45:33Nobody will recognize us anymore
00:45:34And see if there are any outlets for me
00:45:36Child
00:45:37But this is the arsenal of the armed forces
00:45:46There isn't even a civilian suit
00:45:48How is it done?
00:45:48It's all divided by general
00:45:49I don't dress like a general
00:45:51And instead you dress up in it
00:45:52Why?
00:45:53Why a general is an important person
00:45:54And respected by all
00:45:55Remember
00:45:57Mr. General
00:45:58Rejoice, citizens!
00:45:59Limar's dictatorship has been overthrown
00:46:01The tyrant is in jail
00:46:03Every general of Limar will be killed
00:46:06We are all free
00:46:07Long live freedom!
00:46:08Long live freedom!
00:46:10Long live freedom!
00:46:11Long live freedom!
00:46:12Where did I hear that, ma'am?
00:46:14The new era has begun
00:46:14The Age of Freedom
00:46:16From today we will all be equal
00:46:18We the mustaches
00:46:20The architects of the revolution
00:46:21The liberators of the people of Santa Prisca
00:46:24We will be more equal than others
00:46:26And I who am the leader of the mustachioed
00:46:28I will be even more equal than everyone else
00:46:30And so from this moment on
00:46:32I assume absolute power
00:46:33Is that okay with me?
00:46:35Ah!
00:46:36And instead it doesn't suit me at all
00:46:38Colonel
00:46:39Go to the government palace
00:46:40And arrest this idiot
00:46:41Everything I said
00:46:49On the balcony I confirm it to you
00:46:51We will not commit any wrongdoing
00:46:54What did Limar do?
00:46:55We will be
00:46:56Chief, glorious chief
00:46:59You are the most handsome dictator in the world
00:47:02You made a wonderful speech.
00:47:11Thank you
00:47:12But aren't you the dictator's wife?
00:47:15Yes, but now you are the dictator.
00:47:18It is true
00:47:19Gentlemen, the interview is over.
00:47:23Go!
00:47:24Go!
00:47:25Out of the way
00:47:26I just think that as a dictator you don't present yourself very well.
00:47:37It doesn't seem so to you too
00:47:38These glorious rags are the ones I've been wearing for years in the bush
00:47:42That's why they're so dirty
00:47:43You come
00:47:44I've got just the thing for you
00:47:46In this room there is a wardrobe full of beautiful, white uniforms
00:47:50I could choose the one that most...
00:47:51Boss, I'm going to have all the generals killed.
00:47:53You come
00:47:57You come
00:47:57But this uniform is a bit heavy
00:48:05Oh, of course, you have the shirt on.
00:48:08Thank goodness, this way you save me from a cold
00:48:10But no, the shirt is made of steel
00:48:12Then I'll change it
00:48:13But what change?
00:48:13Here you are
00:48:17Here you can find and choose exactly what you need
00:48:20Traitor
00:48:22You lured me into a trap
00:48:24Hand
00:48:25You're wrong.
00:48:26They are mannequins that the old tyrant kept here to see the effect of his uniforms.
00:48:30Listen
00:48:31They are made of wood
00:48:33These two look like someone
00:48:56To whom?
00:48:58To two traitors disguised as American paratroopers
00:49:01That I promised to flay alive
00:49:04Don't you like this uniform, my boss?
00:49:07Yes
00:49:07It's quite beautiful
00:49:09I'm almost tempted to wear this one
00:49:11But I think this one suits you better.
00:49:13This one is quite elegant too
00:49:15Almost almost
00:49:17But what a traitorous face?
00:49:21When you think about how that guy made fun of me
00:49:23You know what I feel like doing?
00:49:25What?
00:49:26To put a bullet in his head?
00:49:28No, it's not worth it
00:49:29You would ruin the cap
00:49:30Let's see how it looks on you
00:49:31Oh, it looks great on you.
00:49:35Do you believe?
00:49:36You come
00:49:37Here are some more uniforms
00:49:42Look how beautiful they are
00:49:43Do you like them?
00:49:47I'll take this one
00:49:47She is modest
00:49:50And it befits a son of the revolution
00:49:52Do I have to take away all these medals?
00:49:55No, no, no, no
00:49:56Now that I'm dictator, they'll give me the orders of chivalry too.
00:50:00Just these two of the campaigns against the rebels
00:50:05That is, against the maffudos
00:50:06Here, let's throw them away
00:50:08No
00:50:09Why?
00:50:11They can always be useful
00:50:13My love
00:50:14Yesterday's rebels
00:50:16They can become the rebels of tomorrow
00:50:18You never know
00:50:20Let's put them here, on the mannequin
00:50:26To the
00:50:28Dear
00:50:37Look
00:50:41What do you think?
00:50:44You are very handsome, Alvaro
00:50:46Dressed like this, you know
00:50:47Are you serious?
00:50:49Certain
00:50:49You are the most handsome dictator in the world
00:50:55But
00:51:02But what?
00:51:05I think you would look better dressed in something else.
00:51:07As?
00:51:09In pajamas
00:51:10In pajamas
00:51:11Not now, later
00:51:13Now I have to go and make some more statements on the radio
00:51:17Come on, let's go
00:51:17Ezi
00:51:24I'm leaving, I'm putting my tracksuit back on
00:51:26Stop
00:51:27But didn't you see that I was losing my skin?
00:51:28But what do you want to go out?
00:51:29Dressed as a combat soldier
00:51:30So what?
00:51:31But you didn't understand that the new dictator is the one with the mustache
00:51:33Who wants to flay us alive?
00:51:35So what do we do?
00:51:36Listen to my advice
00:51:37Dress them up as a general
00:51:38Yes
00:51:39You know what the saying goes?
00:51:40No
00:51:40A general is better today
00:51:42That an egg tomorrow
00:51:43No
00:51:43A general is better today
00:51:45What two hens after tomorrow
00:51:46No
00:51:46That two deaths tomorrow
00:51:48Yes
00:51:48The generals who are the cause of everything
00:51:51Kill them without mercy
00:51:53Did you hear?
00:51:57We need to kill all the generals
00:51:59And do you think generals go around without weapons?
00:52:02They will at least go in a tank
00:52:04This is a gas can
00:52:13And here we have what we need against tanks
00:52:16Boys
00:52:17Let's prepare some Molotov cocktails
00:52:19Death to the generals
00:52:21And here we need it against the tanks
00:52:22We don't need it against tanks
00:52:24And here we need it against the petitions
00:52:26He would like the son to be Thom
00:52:38Ciccio, for the first time you're really right
00:52:55These uniforms are right for us
00:52:57But then do you think I'm stupid?
00:52:59Yes, that's exactly it.
00:53:00I told you that in this country the generals are in charge
00:53:02They do what they want
00:53:04But at least the people, they mistreat everyone
00:53:07And above all they eat, drink and don't pay
00:53:10This is life, this is life
00:53:11What is that?
00:53:13A coffee shop
00:53:14Now let's go in, eat and don't pay, come on
00:53:16Are you really sure?
00:53:19Very sure, I recommend, martial aspect
00:53:22Then we don't go in
00:53:23Why?
00:53:24If you wait for Martian
00:53:25Martial, martial, meaning style, style
00:53:29I walk
00:53:30I walk
00:53:35Beware the generals
00:53:36Did you see them all standing at attention?
00:53:41I saw
00:53:41Martial aspect
00:53:43Go!
00:53:47Leave the table free
00:53:48Go!
00:53:54All right?
00:53:55Excuse me
00:53:56They are armed
00:54:00And we don't
00:54:01It can be fixed immediately
00:54:03Here on the corner there is a detachment of guerrillas
00:54:06Go there immediately and get all the weapons.
00:54:08Fly
00:54:09Valora Coffee Makers
00:54:11You come
00:54:12Right away, sir.
00:54:14Quick
00:54:16Bring us good
00:54:20We have nothing, sir.
00:54:21And you tell us with that face?
00:54:23I don't have any others
00:54:24Ah, you only have one face
00:54:26But it's enough for what I have to do with it.
00:54:29What's in those bottles?
00:54:32Aguardiente
00:54:32Bring it to us
00:54:33But, sir
00:54:34Bring it to us
00:54:36If not I'll slap you
00:54:38When I get angry it's a mess
00:54:43And what do we drink it with?
00:54:47With the mouth
00:54:48Oh, you're funny too, huh?
00:54:50Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:54:51Old man
00:54:52Bring us two clean glasses
00:54:54Can't you see these are dirty?
00:54:59Dirty
00:54:59These are fine with us
00:55:05General Avù
00:55:08General
00:55:11To the health of our great army
00:55:14To the bourgeoisie of Villa Borghesi
00:55:17But this is gasoline
00:55:20Super
00:55:22But what is it?
00:55:24A fakir
00:55:24He's really a fakir
00:55:26God forbid
00:55:28Ciccio
00:55:29I have the impression that they recognized me
00:55:32Of course, you don't act like a general.
00:55:34He must be more arrogant
00:55:35Watch me, watch me
00:55:37Coffee makers
00:55:38Yes?
00:55:39Give me a cigar
00:55:39I don't have any
00:55:40No, eh
00:55:41So what are these?
00:55:44I do not know
00:55:44No
00:55:46Ciamone
00:55:47Give me fire
00:55:53Obey
00:55:55Give me fire
00:55:56You got thick skin, huh?
00:56:13I breathe fire
00:56:26Spit
00:56:27The generals are too strong for here
00:56:29Oh, I see.
00:56:29Let's run away
00:56:30Let's run away
00:56:30Let's run away
00:56:30Let's run away
00:56:31Let's run away
00:56:32Let's run away
00:56:32Here are the weapons
00:56:34Now we'll make them go through the massacre ourselves.
00:56:41Did you see?
00:56:43What was I telling you?
00:56:44You managed to scare him, huh?
00:56:46It's better that way
00:56:47So we can eat in peace and quiet
00:56:49Coffee makers, a bottle of the good stuff
00:56:57Possibly out of gas
00:56:59It's all the same to me
00:57:01It seems like a fakir, it sounds
00:57:03Yes
00:57:03Silence!
00:57:09Give us something to eat
00:57:10Olivetti, huh?
00:57:17Yes, you like it
00:57:18Olive
00:57:18Is there nothing else to eat?
00:57:22Shut up!
00:57:26Here
00:57:27Here
00:57:28The villagers entered
00:57:30And who cares?
00:57:32They are armed
00:57:33Maybe they want to give us the present with weapons
00:57:35After!
00:57:35You've finished eating
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:54I have the steel mesh
00:57:56Did you hear?
00:57:58He has the steel mesh
00:57:59Then we must hang them.
00:58:02But what are you doing?
00:58:03But I have a fixation this one
00:58:04But how is it, mom?
00:58:06But let's play jokes
00:58:06After you
00:58:07After you
00:58:09Capatazzo
00:58:14There is a group of villagers
00:58:15Who captured two generals of Limaro
00:58:17Good, good
00:58:18Now we're going to have fun
00:58:20Let them in
00:58:22It is allowed
00:58:28Ciccio
00:58:33The flayer
00:58:34Come forward, you two.
00:58:36Come on, I'm walking
00:58:37HI
00:58:38I'm coming
00:58:40I know these ones
00:58:44But these two are not generals
00:58:48They are the traitors I swore to flay alive
00:58:51They are recognized
00:58:52But, but
00:58:53Who said I want to flay them alive?
00:58:57Who said that?
00:58:58Who started this rumor?
00:59:00Huh?
00:59:01And in C three gallide three popo
00:59:03All in...
00:59:04Enough!
00:59:06I won't let you be flayed alive
00:59:08Oh
00:59:08Oh
00:59:09You will only be shot
00:59:11Oh yes
00:59:12Take them to the palace courtyard
00:59:14And put them to the sword
00:59:16What are you saying?
00:59:16Thus perish the traitors
00:59:18Give up everyone
00:59:46Give up
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:19Thank you
01:00:19So, what's the situation?
01:00:30Oh
01:00:30The Sicilian Vespers, in comparison, become a simple tarandella.
01:00:33Should we cut and run? Should we go out?
01:00:35Let's go out
01:00:35What happened?
01:00:51A short circuit
01:00:52Go put them in jail
01:01:02Via
01:01:02I feel obliged to thank you, generals, for the help you have given us.
01:01:12Well, given the help we've given you, why don't you lend us something too?
01:01:17What should I lend you?
01:01:19A little money
01:01:20We want to leave, we want to return to Sicily
01:01:23There's war here, revolution, let's stop it, let's stop it
01:01:27Shut up
01:01:27It's too early to judge
01:01:29Excuse me, I would like to inform our ambassador
01:01:32Face
01:01:32Face
01:01:33Listen, mark this long distance because I don't pay for it.
01:01:36Oh
01:01:36Please
01:01:38Excuse me
01:01:39No
01:01:40There is?
01:01:45Understood?
01:01:48Well
01:01:48Hands up, you are surrounded
01:01:54If you take one step we'll disappear
01:01:56Don't shoot
01:01:57Bolsate
01:01:57Bolsatevi
01:01:58Bolsatevi
01:01:59Bolsatevi
01:02:00Bolsatevi
01:02:00What's up?
01:02:00Bolsatevi
01:02:01Bolsatevi
01:02:02Bolsatevi
01:02:03Bolsatevi
01:02:03Bolsatevi
01:02:04Bolsatevi
01:02:05Bolsatevi
01:02:06Bolsatevi
01:02:07Bolsatevi
01:02:08Bolsatevi
01:02:09Bolsatevi
01:02:10Bolsatevi
01:02:11Bolsatevi
01:02:11Bolsatevi
01:02:12Bolsatevi
01:02:13Bolsatevi
01:02:14Oh, is there? What's up?
01:02:17It was just a record.
01:02:19Martians, darling, let's run away!
01:02:21But not a flying disc, a phonographic disc!
01:02:24A photographic disc!
01:02:26I would like to speak to the American ambassador.
01:02:28I'm Colonel Smith.
01:02:30Ready?
01:02:31Mission accomplished, Alvaro is in prison.
01:02:33Oh, very good.
01:02:34But now I respectfully point out something to you.
01:02:37That in New Kiracao there is no government.
01:02:39I know, we absolutely have to form one, perhaps as an emergency.
01:02:42But no, it is not possible to reinstate Limar at the moment.
01:02:46Limar, the citizens are against him.
01:02:49It would be an unpopular solution.
01:02:50Mr. Ambassador, excuse me if I dare to make a suggestion.
01:02:53Why don't you give the job to someone from the army?
01:02:56In these cases it has always been the safest alternative.
01:02:59Right, that's true, Colonel.
01:03:00But where do I find a general?
01:03:02After the chaos of these days, they all gave themselves the blame.
01:03:05And then who can I trust?
01:03:06Don't worry about that, Mr. Ambassador.
01:03:08I will personally try to get him one.
01:03:10These are two men who showed courage in capturing Alvaro.
01:03:14They are two generals.
01:03:18So who was waiting for one of them from the office?
01:03:21But, but...
01:03:21At the?
01:03:24I'm Ciccio Primo.
01:03:26Of the barons of Cioppaculica of Varasdi.
01:03:28Born in Escucullo, resident in Escamillo.
01:03:30Of prosperous hopes with a loose handle.
01:03:33Yes, the new dictator of Santa Prisca.
01:03:36And listen, you'll want your postal card renewed.
01:03:38Oh, thanks.
01:03:43Huh?
01:03:45That?
01:03:46Huh?
01:03:46Dude, let's get out of here.
01:03:48I don't need your advice.
01:03:50I'll tell you when we have to melt away.
01:03:52Look, I'll shoot you, okay?
01:03:54Here you are just my right-hand man.
01:03:57And I remember...
01:04:00But what are you doing?
01:04:01I'm going to the right.
01:04:02My right-hand man, so to speak.
01:04:04My subordinate.
01:04:05Oh!
01:04:06But why do I have to shoot you?
01:04:07Why?
01:04:08Why?
01:04:09Sunday always leaves me alone.
01:04:12Enough!
01:04:13Call Rita Pavone.
01:04:15The Minister of Finance.
01:04:17Dial the number.
01:04:21I would say...
01:04:22And what are you doing?
01:04:25I'll dial the number.
01:04:26But the telephone number, Minister of Finance!
01:04:29Give me three melons!
01:04:34And two brioches with cream!
01:04:35That?
01:04:36But what brioche?
01:04:37But which brioche?
01:04:39Ready?
01:04:40And what is the name of the finance minister?
01:04:41Um...
01:04:42What are you doing?
01:04:43I'm doing 110.
01:04:45Hello, oh?
01:04:45110 information?
01:04:47Listen, what's the name of the finance minister?
01:04:50Calogero Rappesarda.
01:04:52I imagined him, a foreigner.
01:04:54At the?
01:04:55Minister Calogero?
01:04:56I'm Ciccio Primo.
01:04:57And tell me, is the state's monetary balance sheet damaged?
01:05:01Well!
01:05:02Send me the dictator's personal chest immediately.
01:05:06Yes, in my office.
01:05:08You will see the money coming in.
01:05:10And then it's time to get out of here.
01:05:12Leave it to me, leave it to me.
01:05:14Ciccio.
01:05:16Um...
01:05:16Who is?
01:05:16After you.
01:05:25But...
01:05:25But what is this?
01:05:26In the dictator's personal coffer, madam.
01:05:29But...
01:05:30Out!
01:05:31It was you!
01:05:31Out!
01:05:33Get out, I said!
01:05:44Good morning, General.
01:05:46Hey.
01:05:47Uh.
01:05:48But...
01:05:48But what are you doing?
01:05:51The cord.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:52The dictator!
01:05:58Say.
01:05:59I am here for the requested document.
01:06:01The postal head!
01:06:02No, the amnesty.
01:06:04The amnesty?
01:06:04This is the first thing a dictator must do.
01:06:07But...
01:06:07But really I...
01:06:08Not...
01:06:08Not...
01:06:09The prison must be cleared immediately to put his enemies there.
01:06:13But...
01:06:13Eh, okay.
01:06:13If my successors did it, it means I will do it too.
01:06:16Excuse me if you intrude on this discussion, which is, let's say, of a ministerial nature.
01:06:21But does this amnesty also apply to Sicily?
01:06:24No.
01:06:24Oh, too bad.
01:06:26Our relatives who are in prison in Palermo and Lucciardone could benefit from it.
01:06:34Gentlemen, please, dignity.
01:06:36Yes.
01:06:37What?
01:06:38Tell me, Mr. Fanfarra.
01:06:40Good, Colonel.
01:06:42I brought the documents for signature.
01:06:44Do you sign them here or in front of the press?
01:06:46One moment.
01:06:49Excuse me.
01:07:01Sorry, okay.
01:07:04You better go to the press.
01:07:07Eh, okay.
01:07:08I'm going to the press.
01:07:10You there!
01:07:11Beware the throne.
01:07:12Let's go.
01:07:16They went out.
01:07:28Shoot them all!
01:07:33Dear Napoleon.
01:07:34Chief, glorious chief.
01:07:51Boss, beautiful boss.
01:07:55Excuse me!
01:07:59Sorry, yes.
01:08:04Sorry, sorry.
01:08:12Excuse me, could you do me the courtesy of letting me play dictator for 5 minutes?
01:08:16No! Get lost! Go away, I told you!
01:08:19Quick!
01:08:25He's selling fear! He's selling fear!
01:08:28Love!
01:08:30Come on, I told you!
01:08:33And remember that I am the dictator!
01:08:35Then go to the armory and get shot!
01:08:39How handsome you are! You're the most handsome dictator in the world!
01:08:44Do you like me?
01:08:45Yes, but you would be more beautiful in another way!
01:08:49As?
01:08:50In your pajamas!
01:08:52And pajamas it will be!
01:08:55Come dear, I'm an artist's son!
01:09:01And I'm sorry!
01:09:15And then we will have to resign ourselves to being governed by foreigners!
01:09:20No, that will never happen! My plan is brilliant, you'll see!
01:09:23Everything our men couldn't do, I will do!
01:09:26On to the next note, boom!
01:09:37The box will jump and with it is the palace!
01:09:40It will be the beginning of the revolt, of our revolt!
01:09:43Enough with male dictatorship!
01:09:44We want to enforce equal rights!
01:09:46Yes, there's nothing to be done!
01:09:47Women know more than the devil!
01:09:52Let's go! Let's go, Consuelo!
01:09:59My dear, this is my bedroom!
01:10:02I already know her!
01:10:03How do you know her?
01:10:05My love, I really like dictators!
01:10:09But I swear you are the most beautiful of all!
01:10:16Excuse me!
01:10:17Please!
01:10:19Well, here we need to create some atmosphere!
01:10:24There's no record player, there's no radio...
01:10:27Ah, ah! It fits perfectly! A television!
01:10:33Ciccio, please!
01:10:39I'm on the internet!
01:10:40What a crap program!
01:10:47No, always before your eyes!
01:10:50Ciccio Primo?
01:10:51I'll be right with you, dear!
01:10:56Come here, my love!
01:10:58Hug me tight!
01:11:00Granada!
01:11:04Dream land for me!
01:11:08Who is he? Who is he?
01:11:10After you!
01:11:15Excuse me, General, the US Ambassador is here.
01:11:18He says he absolutely needs to talk to her.
01:11:20Oh well, this is the annoying thing I'm coming to!
01:11:23Go, go!
01:11:26I'll be right back, dear.
01:11:27I'm coming back soon, sorry!
01:11:37My dear United States representative in America, off limits, the dictator Ciccio and his feet.
01:11:43Yes, yes, all right. Enough preamble and let's get to the main points.
01:11:47Sorry for the delay, but I had a cabinet meeting.
01:11:50My second.
01:11:51All right.
01:11:51As you may think, the situation in our country is tense, very tense.
01:11:56Do we want to say very tense?
01:11:57Yes, let's face it, very tense.
01:11:58To the point of requiring the Security Council to intervene once a month.
01:12:02Would you like a cigar, Mr. Ambassador?
01:12:08May I dance this?
01:12:09No thank you.
01:12:10I am sure that I will lead the country with such confidence that the Security Council will certainly not have to intervene.
01:12:19And this is little, but it is certain.
01:12:20Oh, you're welcome.
01:12:21A cigar.
01:12:23I said no, thanks.
01:12:26Adassion, adassion.
01:12:28If you allow me, Mr. Ambassador, I will explain my entire program to you.
01:12:31And enough of this, it's time to end it.
01:12:36Do you want a cigar?
01:12:38Please.
01:12:39All right.
01:12:42We are ready to defend democracy with all our heart, Mr. Ambassador, with all our fuego.
01:12:53Help, help, help.
01:12:56I dismiss her, I dismiss her.
01:12:59But I replace her, I dismiss her.
01:13:18Here we are.
01:13:20They come to shoot us.
01:13:21Come out, are you free?
01:13:30No, this is a joke.
01:13:33But no, the new foreman Cicci Impallomeni has granted an amnesty to everyone.
01:13:37General Impallomeni?
01:13:39But where did it come from?
01:13:40I don't know him, I only know that the new dictator of Santa Prista...
01:13:43But yes, I'll fix this usurper.
01:13:47Stop!
01:13:48Where are you going?
01:13:51Come on, come in!
01:13:52Yes, let's go in.
01:13:54But remember that you can never silence the voice of freedom.
01:13:59One, two, three, four, mic test.
01:14:23Citizens of Santa Priscola, of Santa Prisca, of Santa Prisca.
01:14:32This is Pasquale Impallomeni, Antaprimo.
01:14:37Objections?
01:14:38No.
01:14:39Silence!
01:14:39I'm sitting in this red-upholstered armchair
01:14:47because I was forced to
01:14:51after the dismissal of this fruitless and dog-eating tramp who stands before me.
01:14:57But don't you think you're exaggerating?
01:14:59Cute!
01:15:01Mountains!
01:15:02But what are they doing?
01:15:04Oh, stop them!
01:15:06Are you afraid of death?
01:15:07Certain.
01:15:09Sometimes, damn it!
01:15:15End of broadcast!
01:15:22What are you looking at?
01:15:24Foot!
01:15:28Boss.
01:15:31Glorious leader.
01:15:39You are handsome, you are very beautiful, you are the most handsome dictator in the world.
01:15:49Say it louder, make everyone hear it!
01:15:52You are the most handsome dictator in the world.
01:15:56Talk about me!
01:15:56Ah, my little rascal!
01:15:59Buffoon!
01:16:01Cute!
01:16:03Source!
01:16:03Oh no, we were joking, we're friends, right?
01:16:05Do I kill you sometimes?
01:16:07Rest.
01:16:07Let's send sanduzza.
01:16:08Thank you.
01:16:12You would look better in pajamas.
01:16:17Finally, alone!
01:16:19It's pajamas for me!
01:16:20Who is?
01:16:23My boss mug.
01:16:24You obviously prefer to be alone.
01:16:26Long live the boss!
01:16:28Long live the boss!
01:16:32Long live the boss!
01:16:34Long live the boss!
01:16:35Who is?
01:16:36Long live the boss!
01:16:38Long live the boss!
01:16:39Long live the boss!
01:16:44And who are these?
01:16:46No, you don't have to worry.
01:16:48It's just that Limar was very suspicious.
01:16:50He's the bodyguard.
01:16:52And I should show my body
01:16:54from these four disgusting people!
01:16:55Never this!
01:16:56Don't get angry.
01:16:57I only show my body to you.
01:16:59Small.
01:17:00What are you doing to me?
01:17:01My little one, little one!
01:17:04Wait, wait.
01:17:06It's hot.
01:17:07Excuse me.
01:17:09Open the window for a moment.
01:17:13For San Domingo, the door doesn't open.
01:17:16For Friday.
01:17:18Ah, here it is.
01:17:30Enough!
01:17:32What are you doing here?
01:17:33Candid the serenade, sir.
01:17:35And you're not candid, a candid!
01:17:37Let's go!
01:17:38Let's go!
01:17:39Pull the rope.
01:17:40It's another invention of Limar.
01:17:41Oh, yeah?
01:17:42Wait.
01:17:44Oh, yes.
01:17:47Granada!
01:17:49Earth!
01:17:51Here I am, Sylph.
01:17:53Come, come near me.
01:17:55Come close to me.
01:17:56Tell me something.
01:17:58This Limar had nothing else to think about.
01:18:02Let's not think about Limar, let's think about ourselves.
01:18:04You want?
01:18:05Yes, my jaguar.
01:18:07You put a tiger in my engine.
01:18:10What do you feel when my hands touch your misty curls?
01:18:14I feel.
01:18:16I feel.
01:18:17I feel thirsty.
01:18:19I could have a drink.
01:18:21Granada, land of fire, footprints.
01:18:36But may I know why I always have to have you underfoot?
01:18:39And the dictator called and I brought the champagneito for the sweetheart.
01:18:43But what champagneito and champagneito for the sweetheart?
01:18:45Let's go!
01:18:46If I don't have you shot, let's go!
01:18:49All right.
01:18:52One, two, three, four.
01:18:55Granada, a dream land for me.
01:18:59Damn you, you are a fat man.
01:19:00You are the antidote to love, but you will pay for it.
01:19:05Love.
01:19:06What's up?
01:19:07Honey, you know how much I love you.
01:19:09Yes, I'm going to get disabled and I'll be all yours.
01:19:16Nothing happened.
01:19:23I'm going to put on my pajamas.
01:19:31Here it is, I found it.
01:19:33I'll be with you right away.
01:19:34Don't be impatient.
01:19:36I'm burning with impatience.
01:19:39Here I am to you.
01:19:39My tyrant got hurt.
01:19:51It's nothing, just an impression.
01:19:52Impression.
01:19:54It's all Limar's fault, my dear.
01:19:56Limar is a great clown.
01:19:58My tyrant, you'll see, everything will pass now.
01:20:01You, you, you.
01:20:03Let's recreate the atmosphere.
01:20:05Tea.
01:20:05A little music.
01:20:08Oh no, wait.
01:20:09I'll take care of the music,
01:20:10otherwise that damned fat guy will arrive with those four scoundrels
01:20:13and ruins our evening.
01:20:14I'll take care of it.
01:20:15Here I am.
01:20:45What's up?
01:20:46What do you want?
01:20:48Don't you think it's time we left here?
01:20:50I find at this moment that everything is going well for me
01:20:52and that in five minutes Santa will fall into my arms?
01:20:56If I were you, I wouldn't think about Santa.
01:20:58I know why.
01:20:59Because the worm of jealousy begins to bite your heart.
01:21:02You're jealous.
01:21:03But how envious.
01:21:04Maybe you forget that Santa is Limar's woman.
01:21:06And from that moment to the next you can take revenge.
01:21:11But what are you doing?
01:21:12What do I do ritual, what do I do ritual.
01:21:14Maybe you don't know that Limar is in prison.
01:21:16And you know what I tell you?
01:21:17What do you tell me?
01:21:18Limar doesn't matter to me.
01:21:21Twisted long, long, long like a ladder.
01:21:26Listen to me carefully.
01:21:26How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not afraid of anyone?
01:21:29What interests me is my little Santa.
01:21:32And I will fight anyone who tries to take it away from me.
01:21:35But you are quite selfish.
01:21:36And don't worry, a little bit of it will be born for you too.
01:21:39Ah, are you making this effort?
01:21:40It is not for you that I make the effort, but it is for those that I want to take revenge.
01:21:46For me he's a great bullfighter.
01:21:48Hands up, turn around.
01:21:50Ninth.
01:21:50It can open fire.
01:21:52Dude, you fell for it.
01:21:54It's the turntable.
01:21:55Put your hand down.
01:21:56Put your hand down.
01:21:58Do you want to hear what he says?
01:22:00And now turn around.
01:22:01And now turn around if you don't want me to kill you both like dogs.
01:22:05If not, we'll shoot you in the back.
01:22:08Take them into the courtyard and have them shot immediately.
01:22:12But first make him take off my pajamas.
01:22:15Do we shoot them in their underwear?
01:22:17No, not in underwear.
01:22:18I'm modest.
01:22:18I'm thin.
01:22:19Silence, in my underwear I said.
01:22:21Let's go outside.
01:22:23Shoot them immediately.
01:22:24Out.
01:22:28I'm going with them, eh.
01:22:38Please.
01:22:51My capatazzo.
01:23:00The American ambassador wishes to speak to you.
01:23:02Let it pass immediately.
01:23:03Mr. Limar, I'm very happy to finally see them in your place.
01:23:14I'm really happy.
01:23:16After all, we've always gotten along.
01:23:19Yes, of course.
01:23:21And we will continue to get along.
01:23:22If she...
01:23:23And what is your last wish?
01:23:39Well, I'd like to kiss my mother.
01:23:41And where is your mother?
01:23:42In Sicily?
01:23:44Enough with the chit-chat!
01:23:53But all's well that ends well.
01:23:56A cigar?
01:23:58Yes please.
01:23:59No, no, no.
01:24:00I don't want this to be one of your usual pranks.
01:24:02No, this box is not mine.
01:24:04I found it here.
01:24:05Aim!
01:24:06Ten thousand on the horse!
01:24:08Don't worry, there is no expert.
01:24:15We are safe!
01:24:16Let's run away!
01:24:16Go!
01:24:18Wait!
01:24:18What's up?
01:24:19And what are we running away from?
01:24:19In your underwear?
01:24:20And do you want to dress up as a general again?
01:24:22No, as a paratrooper!
01:24:23Ah, aren't the troubles we've been through enough for you!
01:24:25At this point we no longer know who's in charge.
01:24:27The bearded men, the beardless men, the navy, the army.
01:24:30One thing is certain, the Americans always command.
01:24:33Let's stay as paratroopers, go on!
01:24:34Let's go!
01:24:34I'll cover your ass!
01:24:38Come out, you are free!
01:24:41How free?
01:24:42General Consuelo has seized power.
01:24:45Friends, we're on the right track!
01:24:48We are now the masters of New Chiaccao!
01:24:51Hurray!
01:24:54And from today, absolute command is in the hands of women.
01:24:57Consuelo, please, let's stop treating each other like cats and dogs.
01:25:01I am ready to recognize that we are all equal.
01:25:03It's too late, dear.
01:25:05Now we are in charge and inequality is convenient for us.
01:25:09Ready?
01:25:10Ready?
01:25:11I am the ambassador.
01:25:12Miss, I would like to speak to the new dictator, if there is one.
01:25:16How is it not there?
01:25:17And who is the government?
01:25:18Huh?
01:25:19A dictator?
01:25:21I don't want to talk to the dictator.
01:25:22Don't touch me!
01:25:24Everything burns.
01:25:25Look, I can tolerate fractures, cuts, burns.
01:25:29But not the dictator.
01:25:30I don't want to talk to each other.
01:25:31I'm doing myself a favor, doctor.
01:25:33Telephone is the White House.
01:25:34Yes, yes, yes.
01:25:35I want to be transferred.
01:25:37I want to go to East Berlin.
01:25:38Rosita, put the city in its place and stop all the foreigners.
01:25:41Dolores, Manuela, let's go.
01:25:43Leave the paratroopers alone, because after what happened I don't want any trouble with the US ambassador.
01:26:03How distrustful these Americans are.
01:26:05They send soldiers everywhere.
01:26:08So, you men, on your knees, repeat after me.
01:26:13We pledge eternal allegiance to female rule.
01:26:19We pledge eternal allegiance to female rule.
01:26:25Wait a minute!
01:26:26Stop!
01:26:27We are here too!
01:26:28We have to go to Sicily!
01:26:31Here we are!
01:26:32Salts!
01:26:32Huh?
01:26:34Sit down!
01:26:38Enough, I don't want to hear any more talk of wars, coups, or paratroopers.
01:26:59I too, from now on, want to live in peace and tranquility.
01:27:04By the way, where is this plane taking us?
01:27:06Now we ask him himself.
01:27:09Excuse me, where is this plane headed?
01:27:11In South Vietnam.
01:27:13By the way, where is this plane taking us?
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