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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02I'm at the adventuring party.
00:03I'm your humble,
00:04intrepid heroes.
00:06Say hi, intrepid.
00:07You don't want to finish chewing before doing your intro?
00:09What?
00:09You don't want to finish chewing before doing your intro?
00:12I'm having a snack.
00:13Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:14Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:16Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:17Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:19Thrilling adventuring party.
00:21That's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:22And I don't have any food in my mouth.
00:25Wow, Zach!
00:27Should we all be very kind and professional?
00:30Yeah, maybe we can be professional.
00:32This is gonna be the most buttoned up adventuring party
00:34No, we need to save that for when they bring out Fallen Angels.
00:39When they bring out the cocktail for us,
00:40we have a really, really light.
00:42It'll definitely happen.
00:43Everybody's posture is certainly so good.
00:46The very first thing I'd like to talk about in this episode
00:49would be the beginning of the battle,
00:51which I thought was filled with interesting
00:54and exciting moments.
00:55I have to agree.
00:56I think there was something about the opportunity
00:59to push enemies into the lava
01:01that I found to elicit excitement from me round after round
01:06as we attempted to make grapple checks against our foes.
01:09And I'm over on this side of the table.
01:10My name's Ali Beardsley.
01:12I liked how you were stuck in the Beyblades arena.
01:15I found that twisted.
01:17That was an interesting comparison.
01:19I loved the comparison that you made.
01:20Pop culture, yeah.
01:21Yes, well, because of the constant ricochet.
01:22We do make pop culture references on this.
01:24Ricochet, yes, we do often make pop culture references.
01:26Usually to the detriment of one person over and over again.
01:30And we all know who that is.
01:33Sorry.
01:34This is one of the bleakest bits we've ever done.
01:36Thank you so much for your commitment.
01:40An early jest that I enjoyed was when I was rolling the D4s.
01:44We were saying to Brennan that he shouldn't tuck in.
01:47That was quite nice.
01:49That was really fun.
01:50He needed to touch down.
01:51I bet that was pretty common.
01:52This hurts so much more than when we just genuinely can't get it on the rails.
01:55He is slightly disengaging and disassociating.
01:58Yes.
01:59We want to talk about that a little bit more.
02:00I'm above my body looking down on the board.
02:03I'll tell you what, man, that eight on the D8.
02:06Ooh, baby.
02:07Best eight of all time.
02:08Best eight of all time.
02:09Best eight of all time.
02:11I have to shake it off.
02:12I have to shake it off.
02:13Oh my God.
02:15Sit back, sit back, sit back.
02:16Relax.
02:17I, you know, when we got the loop tube.
02:19Allie, you gotta shut the fuck up.
02:21And when that tiny Hitachi magic.
02:24If I roll a 20, Allie has to do this for the rest of the season.
02:28Oh, a 10.
02:29So I'll only do it for the half of the season that was left.
02:33That D8 was one of my favorite roles of the show, I think.
02:38Easily.
02:38Easily.
02:39Yeah.
02:40For just the athletics check, just to get up to the tail and not be in hell.
02:43I probably would have just died.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Comedically, there also was just like, if I had failed that role,
02:49I'd already failed a bunch.
02:51And me promising you and then failing, I guess, is kind of funny.
02:54But it's so much funnier to hit the D8.
02:56Yeah.
02:56I keep my promises.
02:57I promised you a roll.
02:58I think opportunity, Murph, for you to consistently.
03:01But it was cool that it wasn't a D20.
03:03Because I feel like a D20, there's so much space.
03:06It was nice to see your cursedness kind of contained to D4s and D8s.
03:11Yeah.
03:12It was really special, guys.
03:14So this was a very interesting, I have to shout out, right?
03:17Yes.
03:18So props, Casey McGeorge, Kelsey Hunter, Nathan Brown.
03:21Oh, yeah.
03:22Absolutely props.
03:23Brian.
03:24Projection illustration, Kate Mae, Jonah Walker, and Dom Marine.
03:27Our DM screen, Leonard Bessemer and Mitchell Bros.
03:32Incredible.
03:33We love a knob.
03:35We love a knob.
03:36They, like, spent, did they, how did they calculate how slow it comes up?
03:40Because it's just the perfect way.
03:41It's very funny.
03:42Yeah, it's perfect comedy here.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Thank you so much to Leonard and Mitchell.
03:46Battle Map.
03:47Ryan Berry, Edlyn Capilong, Leslie Clugston, Ryder Dunnagin, Jocelyn Favella, Allison Gondick,
03:52Kelsey Hunter, Casey McGeorge, Amber Padgett, Greg Pinsano, Alex Steele.
03:56Miniatures by Jesse Heron and Maura Takashida.
03:58Our mech maestro, Aaron Bothman, the sculpt, the original sculpt for Allie's New Familiar
04:05by Jordan Cuffey.
04:06Wisconsin B. Toad.
04:07Wisconsin B. Toad.
04:08Our game design team, incredible job in this battle episode, Hannah Rose, Brandish Stoddard,
04:13and Dan Dillon.
04:14It's such a cool premise for a battle.
04:17It's so cool.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I really enjoyed it.
04:20Was there a world where we didn't?
04:23Say it for real.
04:24What?
04:25We worked so hard on the show, please.
04:26Was there a world where we didn't fit, where we didn't get this many pieces?
04:31Sure.
04:32I mean, I actually kind of thought you guys were going to balance with just the shields
04:34and the legs.
04:35Yeah, that's why I got the windshield so early, because I was like, no matter what to
04:38get out of here, we need this.
04:39We need this.
04:40Yeah.
04:41I thought we were going to come four pieces short of this.
04:44Yeah.
04:45I was serious.
04:46I was trying to grapple the two of them to not get the last one so we could go.
04:50Also, I'll say this too.
04:51I don't think there's a better build than the ones you guys got.
04:54I think you guys had a ton of picks.
04:56You look awesome.
04:57I don't think there's a...
04:58We look so cool.
04:59Yeah, take a look at that, Zach.
05:01Take a look at that.
05:02But look at this fucking guy.
05:04Look at that.
05:05He's perfect.
05:06He's perfect.
05:07Perfect.
05:08Not an anachronistic thing on the...
05:11No.
05:12No, not a single anachronism anywhere on here.
05:14It's funny that the lube gun isn't the thing.
05:17Yeah.
05:18The lube gun is just...
05:19Lube is sort of...
05:20That's like dealer's choice.
05:21Flammable lube.
05:22It is flammable oil.
05:23It's sort of...
05:24It would be like spraying gasoline and someone's like, lube.
05:26And you're like, what?
05:27Right?
05:28Like, that's not...
05:29What do you mean by that?
05:30Scar lube.
05:31Are we gonna get like a brand new sheet with all of its abilities and everything?
05:34Because I haven't even read some of them.
05:35I know.
05:36Oh my god.
05:37I love this.
05:38The scorpion arm.
05:39Yeah, go ahead and pass it on.
05:40I do have a question.
05:41Magnetize, so be careful with it.
05:42It's heavy.
05:43But yeah, I just think there's something about also like the crab legs, the machine guns
05:48on top, the fine motor arm, like the small arms, like mandible arms in the front, and
05:53those two giant shield arms.
05:54Very glad you guys get to swap out for a new shield.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Just delightful.
05:58I have a question.
05:59What are you doing with that?
06:00What's that?
06:01What are you doing with that?
06:02Nothing.
06:03Zag stole a wand.
06:04What's that?
06:05Oh no, there's not a wand.
06:06Oh shit.
06:07There's not a wand.
06:08It's a Zootian quake.
06:09It would seem that the mech's taint slot has become open.
06:11Oh no.
06:12Here.
06:13That was a hilarious jest.
06:14No, I think it goes the other way, actually.
06:16A good jest.
06:17A good jest.
06:18A good jest.
06:19Look at that fucking guy.
06:20God, what a good jest.
06:21So sick.
06:22So we see this awesome fucking construction.
06:26But yeah, the whole, I think the conceit for this battle that I was very psyched for
06:30was just the idea of building your way out of a battle.
06:36And specifically with the whole steampunk thing that like construction and like inventiveness
06:42and machinery is such an important part of the genre.
06:44It felt really exciting to look at options and choose what to go on there.
06:48Hell yeah.
06:49I really want something to increase our damage threshold.
06:52Would you let me tinker with it and try to increase our damage threshold?
06:55Sure.
06:56I will say there was also, if the fight had lasted longer, there were also abilities where you could use the arms to grab enemies and get some of their powers and like attach them to the ship.
07:08Oh wow.
07:09Very like Katamari Damashi, like just like get that little laser dude and throw his laser on the ship and stuff like that.
07:16That's fun.
07:17So sick.
07:18So sick.
07:19Very, very cool.
07:20But yes, it was great.
07:21The lava, huge.
07:23The bell.
07:24That fucking bell.
07:25The goddamn bell.
07:26That bell.
07:27Two bells.
07:28Two bells.
07:29Can we see the bell stats?
07:30Because that bell, my fucking nemesis that bell.
07:34I was rolling very well.
07:35Anything harder than.
07:36The bell had plus six to con and strength saves and it had plus six to athletics.
07:40Okay.
07:41Which is not.
07:42Like that's worse than me.
07:43Yeah, it's worse than you.
07:44Theoretically, I should have been able to fucking kill it.
07:46To best the bell.
07:47And then most of these guys had somewhere between 50 to 80 hit points.
07:51The bell is ripped.
07:52The bell has like a six pack.
07:54Really?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Wow.
07:57You see the bell is stocky.
07:59Holy shit.
08:00And I think you make an assessment based on that, but the bell is.
08:02That bell is juicy.
08:03The bell is juicy.
08:04The bell is jacked.
08:05I was going to say.
08:06It's like pyramid head front.
08:07I didn't want to like side fuel to the fire during the episode.
08:09Yeah.
08:10I feel like grappling the bell should stop it from ringing.
08:13I think so too, Zach.
08:15Why?
08:16Because it can't vibrate.
08:18Wait, we have a bell with us right now.
08:20Sure can.
08:21Try it.
08:22As much.
08:23Grapple the bell.
08:24Grapple the bell.
08:25And see if it works.
08:26What's that?
08:27It doesn't work.
08:28It doesn't work.
08:29He's grappling the bell.
08:30But you have to flick it while you're grappling it.
08:33Flick it.
08:34Grappling.
08:35Okay, so I'll flick it.
08:36What is it called?
08:37The peen?
08:38Yeah, the peen.
08:39You're grappling the peen.
08:40Boom.
08:41Nothing.
08:42No, no.
08:43You're not real, Brennan.
08:44You're making that noise with your mouth.
08:45Stop.
08:46You're not that good of voice acting, Brennan.
08:47You're not that good of voice acting.
08:49No, Zach.
08:52Damn, dude.
08:53No, dude.
08:54He's out of here, dude.
08:55He's out of here.
08:56That's one of my favorite GM bits I've ever gotten to do, which is that the bell is my secret character that I just used to take over the campaign from the inside.
09:03The bell is so funny, because it's just so stupid looking, but so devastating.
09:07So dangerous.
09:08And also, it's like, the mechanics add up.
09:10Like, you see the bell, you say, the bell makes a ding that makes everyone attack, and you go like, yep.
09:14Yeah, he fucking does.
09:15Yeah, gotta kill that bell.
09:16I know he does.
09:17What do you do?
09:18Also, this is real adventuring party talk.
09:19I held it in, thank you, Murph, during the actual episode, and I saved it for the adventuring.
09:24Thank you, Murph.
09:25Thank you, Murph.
09:26Thank you, Murph.
09:27We're welcome.
09:28We're welcome.
09:29We're welcome.
09:30We're welcome.
09:31We're welcome.
09:32Thank you so much.
09:33We don't know yet.
09:34I'm gonna wait to thank you.
09:35So when Lou made the great pun about being the ringleader, I thought Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, and I never realized that Mr. Belding is a pun.
09:47Until this moment.
09:48Until this moment.
09:49Mr. Belding.
09:50I never thought of that.
09:51Since we're talking about things that we've held in during the episodes, with the knob, it makes me, thank you, Murph, it makes me think of the best line in Bedknobs and Broomsticks, which is when the little boy says, what's that got to do with my knob?
10:05Yeah.
10:06It's great.
10:07He just says it in the movie.
10:08What's that got to do with my knob?
10:09What film are we referring to?
10:10Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
10:12Don't look at me like that.
10:13Say it slightly.
10:18John Wolfe loves it when we sing.
10:19Can we watch a trailer real quick?
10:20No!
10:21Yeah, it's a good idea.
10:22Sorry, this is my fault.
10:23I didn't bring up Mr. Belding.
10:24If a single person in charge at that corporation knows that that's a song that they own, I'll eat my hat.
10:30Can you say the name again one more time, but way slower?
10:33Bendles and Broomsticks.
10:35Bendles?
10:36Is that, which trailer is that?
10:40What do you think?
10:41Well, there's a, I'll tell you this, Hailey Joel Osment's getting rubbed down.
10:44Hey, what the fuck?
10:46Why are you watching?
10:49You're watching AI again?
10:52Unbelievable.
10:53I mean, we can go back to being little angels.
10:55I'd love to get us back on track, actually.
10:58Hailey, thank you so much for getting us back on track.
11:00I forgot, I forgot.
11:01What these adventure shows do?
11:04This is your guys' squad.
11:06Like, everyone in here is your guys' squad now.
11:10This is what these adventure stories are of, like, making friends as you go along.
11:14That's so sick.
11:15It's a real League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in this book.
11:18I love my frog.
11:19I love my frog.
11:20I love my frog.
11:21I love Ghost Dog trying to work the crane.
11:23Yes.
11:24Over a wheel well.
11:25Just being there, like, just helping out.
11:26He's just so not a hero.
11:27Oh, you made two golden bullets.
11:28Yes!
11:29Oh, yes!
11:30That also happened, yeah.
11:32Yeah.
11:33I really love thinking of Monty surrounded by Ghost Dog, the corpse of Torse.
11:38Yes.
11:39And Wheel well.
11:40And Wheel well.
11:41And just, yeah, it was a moment, kind of, it was a fun, like, I feel like it was a really
11:46fun battle for Monty of, like, trying to do the, like, action thing in the pit and being, like, and then you come in and are just like, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
11:54I'm like, okay, what was I doing here?
11:56I'll go do the crane.
11:57And then immediately just kind of being saddled with Wheel well, Ghost Dog, and Torse, and, like,
12:04Wheel well was so hurt when you picked Ghost Dog to be the one that did the, or no, was that, who was it?
12:09No.
12:10I picked Lil one.
12:11Yeah, Pappy, you were like, Ghost Dog, you do it, and Wheel well was like, I'm a man.
12:13I'm a human man.
12:15Do you want me to do it?
12:16Not really.
12:17I have a question, though.
12:18Will Wheel well remember?
12:19No.
12:20No, he won't.
12:22Oh, and that was, yeah, yours was later, which was Comfrey and, oh, yeah, then at the end of Max showing up and getting fingers in his nose, he couldn't grapple either.
12:33Well, there's no way that Monty was gonna go before Comfrey.
12:37That's just never gonna happen.
12:38Totally.
12:39Aw.
12:40I, you with all of them made me feel like it was, like, kind of the bleachers at, like, Homecoming,
12:48like, Homecoming dance.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Yeah.
12:51It's all the freaks and the geeks.
12:53I love it.
12:54What was, there was a moment, Murph, where you made me laugh so hard I couldn't, my head, I got a headache.
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:00Yes, me chopping up was maybe one of the funniest things.
13:03That was, I was, I was kind of sitting on a flash of genius, but I thought it was really funny that they all meet you.
13:08Truly an all-time moment for me is you.
13:10I thought you were gonna press a button.
13:11Failing two grappling checks and then, and then describing your character, getting ready to fly back out and handle business.
13:19You're getting chalked up back there.
13:21God, that was so funny.
13:22Are there more things going on with this tableau that we've yet to unpack?
13:26Yes, definitely there are.
13:27What are you talking about?
13:28Who's to say?
13:29Who truly you can say?
13:30There definitely is.
13:31One day these buttons are gonna mean something.
13:32You know, I won't lie.
13:33Red mancala beat every time we press them.
13:34I watched Rick Perry put this back in today and there are batteries in the bottom.
13:39There's space for batteries.
13:40But I touch, I don't think that they're there yet.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But I'm gonna bring two double A's to the next adventure party.
13:45Good idea.
13:46Oh!
13:47I can't get to fucking work.
13:48Yes.
13:49Let me tell you.
13:50Rick Perry, you can't get us this time.
13:52I'm bringing a Phillips head screwdriver and three triple A batteries and I'm getting to work.
13:56That's right.
13:57Woo!
13:58That's right.
13:59Unbelievable.
14:00Let's spend the rest of the APs in silence kind of just taking a part.
14:03Actually tinkering in real life.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Wow.
14:07What is, can you tell me what batteries I need to bring?
14:09Uh, not really.
14:10Oh, I have to take off a bunch of tape.
14:11There's a bunch of buttons over here that we haven't even started to address.
14:14I pushed a lot of them.
14:15They do things, they don't do anything right now.
14:18Stop pushing the other things.
14:19I'm sure they will in the future.
14:21And then this thing, Ally keeps on moving around and then Rick Perry comes in and changes it back to whatever number it is.
14:26Which used to be higher, but now it's 69.
14:28Yeah.
14:29But we don't know what it's measuring.
14:30In choosing to kind of bring the episode back to a comfortable space where we can all talk about the episode, Brennan, I was wondering if there are additional elements to the mech that we were unable to get and if we could see them now.
14:43That's a really good question.
14:44Because I think that both us and the audience would be interested in that.
14:46I think the audience would really like that.
14:47I actually wanted to interject you if possible.
14:49Yes, of course.
14:50Brennan, you don't have to show them to us if there's a chance they may come into play later.
14:54That is correct.
14:55Yes.
14:56Great point, Zachary.
14:57Yes.
14:58Rock drill, which was very fun.
15:02Can we have it?
15:03Yeah, pass it around.
15:04Can I have it?
15:05Rock drill.
15:06There you go.
15:07Hydraulic power shear arms.
15:09Oh, put it on.
15:10Oh, it kind of attaches, actually.
15:12Yeah, it does.
15:13There we go.
15:14Hydraulic power shear arm.
15:15Slots in perfectly.
15:16Show them to camera.
15:17Oh shit.
15:18It slots in perfectly.
15:19Oh my god.
15:20It slots in perfectly.
15:21Wow.
15:22Now the rock drill actually brings up an interesting point.
15:25Pretty the language of the card.
15:26Devastating drill has some stuff.
15:28It does bludgeoning damage.
15:29If the target is a mech, it draws from its mishap deck.
15:33Oh.
15:34Oh.
15:35Well, we run into other mechs.
15:36Interesting.
15:37I mean, I think Straka is a mech, surely.
15:39Oh, the backhoe is really hard to skip over.
15:41This one is so reliable that it cannot be mishapped.
15:45Which one is this?
15:46Or the hydraulic power shear arm does not add a card to the mishap deck.
15:51So the mishaps work a little bit differently for this part.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Damn.
15:56It's true.
15:57Industrial paint mixer.
15:58Yeah, what does that one do?
15:59DC 20, dex saving throw.
16:02Targets all creatures in a line.
16:03The target has the blinded condition for one minute.
16:05That was a rainbow.
16:06Or until it foregoes its turn to clean its optical mechanism.
16:09So it sprays paint.
16:10Oh, you could spray it on someone's windshield.
16:12Yes.
16:13Oh.
16:14Blind, actually.
16:15That's great.
16:16That's cool.
16:17And then you have the cool, this is the flamethrower chainsaw.
16:20So hypothetically, when we fight another mech in the future,
16:23could we use those arms to literally try to steal their equipment
16:27and put it and take it?
16:28Excellent question, Miss Axon.
16:30Here's the rock drill.
16:31Wait, this one has a thing called Will It Blend?
16:34Yeah.
16:35Oh, like the old YouTube videos.
16:36That's fun.
16:37Love that.
16:38Look at that.
16:39Look at that wonderful machine.
16:42So cool.
16:43Oh, this is a flamesaw.
16:44That's a cool color.
16:45That's really sick.
16:46Whoa.
16:47I know.
16:48I almost took that.
16:49We could have scooped.
16:50I know.
16:51It's a flamethrower slash mew.
16:53It was so powerful.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Very powerful.
16:58The many things our mech could have done.
17:00Well, in another life.
17:03The good boy adventuring party is really good.
17:05I just wanted you to pass this around so people can see how many helpers there are.
17:09It's so many allies.
17:10It's so quiet.
17:11Ow.
17:12Oh.
17:13Oh, the toad.
17:14Oh, let me see dust toad.
17:15The details are beautiful on the reflection.
17:18Yeah.
17:19It's really gorgeous.
17:20Wait, this was the same, I'm losing track.
17:24Was this the episode that Comfrey and Mariah first kind of like made peace or that was last episode then we got into the battle.
17:38Got into the battle.
17:39This one started with a battle.
17:40This was the first battle where she wasn't like in the doghouse though.
17:44And I feel like that was fun to feel.
17:46Yes, that was a very fun feeling to feel that Comfrey was part of.
17:49But I will say, once again, Comfrey was like.
17:53He needs to go back in.
17:54He's breaking.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Comfrey is like that kid that won't get out of the pool.
17:58You know?
17:59It's like, hey, it's getting dark.
18:00You know, like.
18:01That's why Gotch had to grapple.
18:02I know.
18:03And she fought him off.
18:04Can we see the.
18:06Really oily.
18:07Blend Mishap card?
18:08Gotch, you look like a.
18:09Oh, uh.
18:10You're like part of Trader Joe's.
18:11What?
18:12What?
18:13Oh, no, no, no.
18:14You look like you would be like the icon.
18:16Yes.
18:17Like the spokesperson for like a.
18:19Like a white cheddar popcorn.
18:20What?
18:21I think I look like Batman or something.
18:22The industrial paint mixer was for whatever reason not designed for hardcore mech on mech action.
18:26There are other tools for that.
18:27Mech on mech.
18:28Anyway, the paint reservoir inside the industrial paint mixer fails to mix.
18:30The mixing arm breaks and wet paint covers the ground within a 30-foot radius.
18:33Bipedal creatures and mechs with legs as their main form of support make a DC-10 deck.
18:36Saving throw when they start their turn in this area.
18:38On a failure they have the prone condition.
18:40Mechs with double legs make the saving throw with advantage.
18:42Mechs with tracks automatically succeed but make an absolute mess doing so.
18:46I just realized I was trying so hard to get the magnifying glass to show people the detail on this.
18:52But they would have seen close-up shots of this already.
18:55Yes.
18:56No, but this is.
18:57Oh, I'm seeing.
18:58This is really useful.
18:59The audience will love this.
19:00I love the analog.
19:01This is good content.
19:02This feels like a music video.
19:03You guys gotta get in close.
19:05You gotta get in close.
19:06And also fish-eyed.
19:07I don't know how you're gonna get that back in.
19:12Emily just worked five minis.
19:15All right.
19:16I've got two of these for you.
19:17Thank you so much.
19:18What a joy.
19:19I mean, truly to the entire art team, I just have to like really.
19:24So much stuff.
19:25Yeah, look at me.
19:26Seriously, so many moving parts.
19:29It's absolutely stunning.
19:31And it's like looking at this like this.
19:33I wish this had lore though.
19:35Oh, well it does have lore.
19:36What's the lore of it?
19:37I wanna know what that got.
19:38Yeah, tell the story.
19:39Is it a many-faced god of the forge?
19:41I think that what you're looking at here in this part of the world is you might be looking at one of the Corodi.
19:47You're looking at one of the original.
19:49You're kind of in the heart of it.
19:53Yeah.
19:54Okay, that's actually really satisfying lore.
19:56I'm glad I asked.
19:57Who is this?
19:59That's Freya.
20:00That's Freya?
20:01That's Freya.
20:02Oh.
20:03She's in a suit with a bowler.
20:04So she was just in a dark tunnel stabbing.
20:06Getting stabbed.
20:07Yeah, she started the fight, ran into a hole, just getting cut up by robots, stabbing into the darkness.
20:12Yelled, I'm not afraid of bugs.
20:14I'm not afraid of bugs.
20:15I will die here, Gotch.
20:16And he went, okay, let's calm down.
20:17Faced just straight into a hole.
20:19Didn't have any idea what we were doing.
20:21Was getting repeatedly stabbed.
20:23I'm not afraid of bugs.
20:24Where did we end hit point wise for everybody?
20:26I second winded him at 22.
20:29I had 18, I think.
20:31Courtney's at 12 and I'm at 19.
20:35I was at 24, but that's with doing like a rallying thing where I get like 20 hit points back and also taking half damage.
20:43So I took like 60 or 70 damage that fight.
20:46Jesus.
20:47Since Kochka lost his mech suit, can I try to make him a better one?
20:50Yeah.
20:51Oh, so cool.
20:52I'm at 24.
20:53Yeah, could he climb inside of Wisconsin B-Tote?
20:57Hello, my baby.
20:58Hello, my honey.
21:00Okay, actually it's cute.
21:01Let me do it.
21:02VGDWP.
21:04VGDWP.
21:05Yeah, what does it stand for?
21:06VGDWP.
21:07Very good, definitely well planned mech because it was so slipshod the way that we were planning it.
21:12VGDWP.
21:13Incredible.
21:14So yes, this was a dream come true.
21:16I loved all these crades.
21:17I love building a big mech and I love lava.
21:19I love lava.
21:20The polite tone is making it difficult to express how cool this was.
21:25This was very, very cool.
21:26And I'm like really kind of uncomfortable.
21:27Yes.
21:28I really, I was jolly good.
21:30I want to sing your guys' praises, but it feels inviolate.
21:35It feels in violation of the bit.
21:36Yeah, it feels a little rude.
21:38No, well we certainly enjoy being celebrated.
21:41I think it's incredible.
21:42Now I have a question about this back thing.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Was it gonna reach out and slice some of us or what was going on?
21:48Yeah, so that was your last, it broke, it took three turns to break through the walls and
21:53then it was gonna, if you guys were still out and about and had not gotten the mech up.
21:56So there was a balance of you can't let yourself get overwhelmed by the Nautomata, right?
22:01Like if they, if you had just focused on building the mech, they would have overwhelmed and started killing a bunch of you.
22:05Yeah.
22:06But if you had gotten sort of bloodthirsty and just kept killing them, kept killing them, this thing was gonna come through and fucking laser all of you.
22:14Yeah.
22:15But instead it got the Zoot Quake arm to the head and has the stunned condition.
22:19Hot.
22:20So we had, so that was only three rounds?
22:22That was, so you actually got to your fifth round.
22:25So it didn't start breaking through until round two.
22:28Mm.
22:29So round two broke through.
22:30So like top of round two, hand.
22:32Top of round three, hand.
22:34Top of round four and then the face comes through and then it would have been at the top of the next round that it would have.
22:40Mm.
22:41Yeah.
22:42I mean, honestly, it was effective because once the hand came through, I was like, I mean, I didn't want to take the, I didn't want to get poisoned by the snake.
22:49Cause I was like, then I'll be making all these checks with disadvantage.
22:52Yeah.
22:53But, but once the hand came through, I was like, all right, I'm just going to take every hit and focus on building.
22:57I thought in a, in a battle that had so many ability checks, it was very gratifying that all of your very underpowered NPCs were providing help actions and were extremely helpful.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Very fun to have like the Burt's and Daughterdale's actually be like, oh no, it's good to have help even if they're not seasoned adventurers.
23:17Ghost Dog did great.
23:18Ghost Dog did really well.
23:20Let's go around.
23:21Burt is a seasoning adventurer.
23:22Ooh.
23:23That's cute.
23:24That's cute.
23:26Cute.
23:27Who's our, who are our, who are our MVP, our MVP, NPCs?
23:31I mean, Comfrey has a plus 14 to investigation.
23:34That's my grandma.
23:35That's crazy.
23:36Comfrey had insane investigation, was giving out inspiration.
23:40Really hard to grapple.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Slippery when wet.
23:43Yeah.
23:44She's still like really, you know, like you were saying, kid who won't get out of the pool.
23:47So kind of like stuck in her way is annoying.
23:50But I, I think Alethra is seeing herself more and more.
23:53Now that she's apologized and kind of like, you know.
23:56Right.
23:57You know.
23:58This, this began with a very sincere apology at the end of the last episode.
24:00Yeah.
24:01Yeah.
24:02Well I think too, it's, it's one of those things where the, it's not to Cody Walsh at two sides of the same coin, but I really do think that there are, there are universes where it's like, no, the strength is the weakness.
24:13Yes.
24:14It's the, it's the same quality.
24:15Yeah.
24:16Like you are talking about the same thing.
24:17Yeah.
24:18Comfrey's love of adventure is the problem and sometimes the solution.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Yeah.
24:24Yeah.
24:25She's very brave and sometimes that puts other people at risk.
24:26Yes.
24:27I think that was why I didn't want to see her at first cause it was like, I, do I need to demand an apology?
24:31But then I'm also like, what I want her to apologize is also the thing that she's brought the most into my life.
24:36So I'm like, I can't really even.
24:38Yeah.
24:39Totally.
24:40What would it mean to like, try to take it all back?
24:42Yeah, exactly.
24:43Like, you know, it's like, yeah, I take all of it back.
24:45Our entire lives, our identities, what we care about.
24:48Yeah.
24:49It's, it's what can you do other than say I'm sorry and try to do better.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Totally.
24:54Ghost Dog is my, yeah, same.
24:56I mean always.
24:57Yeah.
24:58He was really good at using that crane.
24:59I think I gotta say Daughterdale.
25:00Daughterdale and I were.
25:01Oh yeah.
25:02You and Daughterdale had a good synergy going.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Freya really held back whoever was in that tunnel as well.
25:07Yeah.
25:08Does that plane thing move?
25:09Huh?
25:10Does that plane thing move?
25:11No, it's just a plane.
25:12It's true.
25:13It's true.
25:14It looks like in like an old cartoon how some, some things would be like part of the backdrop and some things are in the foreground and you're like, I know they're going to interact with that.
25:21Yes.
25:22Because it's, that's what that looks like.
25:23I have an MVP NPC.
25:25Um, the guy that sounded really jolly and then kept lasering low.
25:30That was really funny.
25:31That guy?
25:32Yeah.
25:33Those lasers were no joke.
25:345d10 damage or whatever.
25:36It's a dex save so it's, it's tough.
25:38Just being small and cute and then just shooting someone with a laser.
25:41They're really powerful lasers.
25:43Hi little guy.
25:44Basically just like an external hard drive on crab legs that shoots insanely, way more damage than anyone else is doing.
25:52Yeah.
25:53That's fucked up.
25:54The Natomata.
25:55So we've met our Natomata.
25:56We've gone to the lands of Zud and we have battled here.
25:58There's a small bit of pride because these like robots are all really sick.
26:03They were really, they were hard to kill.
26:05So I'm kind of like, all right, if this is the nightmare you created, it's pretty cool.
26:09One question though, with the Shraka, through healing we were able to bounce back Sandy.
26:17Yes.
26:18Zorn, or sorry, uh, Torst has talked like not everyone is like him, like free in that way.
26:27So it does seem like something that we can kind of, as we go, could we have healed any of these crazy bruisers and had them be?
26:33Potentially.
26:34A lot of them have been hollowed out.
26:37They're undead.
26:38So a lot of them already died and they're reanimated by, so it's the same, it's like once someone is a zombie there's not necessarily any saving them because they have passed.
26:46But not, that's not everybody necessarily.
26:50Yeah.
26:51And Sandy is an example of that and obviously the way that Torst is talking is like, things didn't used to be this way.
26:56Totally.
26:57I wonder, now that that's true, I wonder if I should like stock cure wounds and try to turn that into bullets.
27:03Well I was gonna ask, is the quake, um,
27:06Healing?
27:07Gun healing.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Between the shoulder blades.
27:10Yeah.
27:11And other places.
27:13Yeah, where they advise you to use it.
27:15You're just being like, all right.
27:17Yeah.
27:18I'm doing the shoulder blades.
27:19Wherever you, yeah, between the shoulder blades is one place.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Yeah.
27:23So we can just kinda run that thing.
27:24Jor is so clenched.
27:25Jor is so clenched.
27:26You're looking so scared right now.
27:28You look so skinny.
27:29You're looking freaking, your eyes are piercing.
27:32Your pupils are so dilated.
27:35Somehow your eyes are piercing me, you're not even looking at my students.
27:38Arr!
27:40Five to ten laser damage to you.
27:42And that's all for this episode of Adventuring Party!
27:44Tune in next week where I look at Allie Beardsley dead in their eyes!
27:49And we'll see you next time!
27:50Thanks, thank you.
27:51Mention 20.
27:52Cloward Hall!
27:53We do the artists as present across this table.
27:56Just stare at each other till we die.
27:57Everyone, just Kubrick stare.
27:59There you are.
28:00There you are.
28:02You're welcome.
28:03I'm so excited!
28:04There you are.
28:05You're welcome.
28:06I'm so excited!
28:07I'm so excited!
28:08You
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