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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
00:00:05Northern Light and Beacon High are tied at 3 a piece.
00:00:09Hold on, Beacon High sending in Timothy Hayes.
00:00:17Hayes with the puck.
00:00:20Clock's ticking down. This is Beacon High's last chance.
00:00:25Hayes! Hayes!
00:00:30Hayes with the shot. He scores!
00:00:34Congratulations to Timothy Hayes, our record-breaking scorer at the All-State Center,
00:00:40ending his final Beacon High game in style.
00:00:47Oh my god, did you see that? Tima just winked at me.
00:00:49Oh my god, yeah.
00:00:51I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
00:00:54Four years of watching from afar.
00:00:57Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
00:01:00I never imagined the night before we graduate,
00:01:07I'd be celebrating here, in his room, in his arms.
00:01:12I've never done this before.
00:01:15Trust me, Evie.
00:01:17My first time.
00:01:41The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
00:01:44Was it all just a dream?
00:02:01Good morning.
00:02:02You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
00:02:09So I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out.
00:02:13Take all the time that you need, okay?
00:02:14Bye.
00:02:24Bye.
00:02:25Bye.
00:02:26Bye.
00:02:26How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
00:02:40What'd you do?
00:02:41Steal it?
00:02:45Mystery solved.
00:02:46Guess you see me if he slipped away from the grad party with.
00:02:49He was with her?
00:02:53Ew.
00:02:54My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night?
00:02:56No way.
00:02:58Oh, there he is.
00:03:00Oh.
00:03:04Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
00:03:11Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
00:03:12I'm a man of my word.
00:03:16My bike for Sinclair's V-card.
00:03:18My V-card?
00:03:20Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
00:03:22How was she?
00:03:25Come on.
00:03:27I've had better, you know?
00:03:31Dude, you are the man.
00:03:33You have had every girl in the whole entire school.
00:03:36I mean, come on now.
00:03:37Every girl in the whole school?
00:03:43Oh, boo-hoo.
00:03:45Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
00:03:50How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
00:03:52What's the going rate for used goods these days?
00:03:55Hmm.
00:03:56Maybe a toaster?
00:03:59If she's lucky.
00:04:02Wait, wait.
00:04:03No, keep it.
00:04:04You earned it.
00:04:04But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
00:04:11Unless...
00:04:12Unless you're too dirty to miss.
00:04:28Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
00:04:34Eevee?
00:04:41Eevee?
00:04:42Hey!
00:04:50Man, you're the man!
00:04:56Ah!
00:04:58Banging that nerdy little bitch for a...
00:05:00What the actual fuck?
00:05:04Come on, Eevee.
00:05:08Pick up the phone, please.
00:05:10Hey, this is Eevee.
00:05:12Leave a message after the beep.
00:05:13And with that whistle, we've got a break before the final period.
00:05:20Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
00:05:26The great Timothy Hayes.
00:05:28King of the ice.
00:05:29Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
00:05:31Dude, four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks is getting sad, man.
00:05:36Unless...
00:05:37I'm scared she'll say no.
00:05:39I could have her if I wanted.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Prove it.
00:05:45One night with the Virgin Queen, and my new Kawasaki is yours.
00:05:51After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
00:05:55It's your last chance, Romeo.
00:05:56Here we go.
00:06:00Third period of the way.
00:06:0120 minutes to decide it all.
00:06:03Tick-tock, Hayes.
00:06:03What's it going to be?
00:06:05The bike?
00:06:06Or your reputation?
00:06:08Deal.
00:06:09All right.
00:06:21Can I please see her?
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:24Let me go get the girl who's virginity that you traded for a motorcycle.
00:06:27Get real.
00:06:28Okay, that's not what happened.
00:06:29All right?
00:06:29Hey, Evie?
00:06:30Hey, Evie, I can explain.
00:06:32Hey, Evie, can I...
00:06:32I want to explain.
00:06:34What part of she doesn't want to see you is it computing?
00:06:37Jesus.
00:06:40Can you please give this to her?
00:06:43And it's everything that I want to tell her.
00:06:47And tell her to meet me at Marco's Restaurant later tonight.
00:06:51Let me go.
00:06:51I've lied to you since the first day of high school.
00:07:08Bullshit.
00:07:09Evie can't see this.
00:07:10What did he want?
00:07:17To give you a thank you card.
00:07:20For what?
00:07:22For being his greatest conquest.
00:07:26His exact words were,
00:07:29Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
00:07:31Best graduation gift ever.
00:07:33Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
00:07:37Oh, God.
00:07:40Four years of loving him from afar.
00:07:44I was just another trophy.
00:07:57With Hayes out of the way,
00:07:58your eyes will finally be on me.
00:08:04Just trust me, okay?
00:08:06This is going to be huge for us.
00:08:07And please, move it.
00:08:08Since when is some hockey player worth all this service?
00:08:11He's not just any player.
00:08:13He is the youngest record setter
00:08:15and hottest captain in the AHL.
00:08:17So many fans here.
00:08:20Everyone's so excited to see him.
00:08:21I have insider info that nobody else does.
00:08:24An exclusive?
00:08:25It better be worth it
00:08:27because Robert is breathing down my neck
00:08:30and we'll talk about our room.
00:08:33Come on, come on.
00:08:34She's driving up right now.
00:08:35She has a new exclusive interview.
00:08:37So as soon as she arrives...
00:08:38System positions!
00:08:39Control room stand by.
00:08:41Four, three, two, one.
00:08:46Live.
00:08:51Cheers to Alice Lighting.
00:08:53Thank you.
00:09:00Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes.
00:09:06And he has the cup predictions.
00:09:08L.A. is home now
00:09:09and I do love to have
00:09:11the best decorations in my home, so...
00:09:13What about the Miss America drama?
00:09:14Sources say you were spotted out...
00:09:16No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life.
00:09:17Thank you.
00:09:18Mr. Hayes,
00:09:19word is you chose L.A.
00:09:21to reunite with someone special?
00:09:22I said no questions regarding that, please.
00:09:24I transferred to L.A.
00:09:25to find somebody very special.
00:09:27The woman that I love.
00:09:29Does this mystery woman have a name?
00:09:38Evie.
00:09:47Evie, I'm sorry.
00:09:50For everything.
00:09:55Evie, I'm sorry.
00:09:56For everything.
00:10:04Well, it's crazy.
00:10:04That's quite a good public apology to me.
00:10:06Is she a local?
00:10:07Is that the supermodel
00:10:07who married a rock star?
00:10:08Find out or I will fire you.
00:10:10I need profiles of every single one
00:10:11of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
00:10:13Anyone starting with the name Evie,
00:10:15Evelyn, Eve,
00:10:16check middle names.
00:10:17Please tell us more about her.
00:10:19Maybe we'll help you find her.
00:10:20We'll help you find her.
00:10:21Hey, that's all for today, folks.
00:10:22Okay?
00:10:23Thank you.
00:10:34Trust me,
00:10:35Evie.
00:10:39Evie?
00:10:45Evie?
00:10:46Uh, wrong person.
00:10:59Please, this is Evie.
00:11:00How long have you been known?
00:11:01Tell us more about this.
00:11:02Evie, please.
00:11:03We really want to know.
00:11:04Where did you meet her?
00:11:05Tell us more about her.
00:11:06Yeah, we've worked to learn more about her.
00:11:07There you are.
00:11:13You vanished yesterday.
00:11:14Just like Cinderella at midnight.
00:11:16What gives?
00:11:17Migraine.
00:11:18Need a smear.
00:11:19You ran.
00:11:21Like...
00:11:21Wait.
00:11:24No way.
00:11:26You're not the Evie.
00:11:30Do you know how many Evies
00:11:32there are in L.A.?
00:11:33God, I would kill
00:11:35for your name right now.
00:11:36That way I could pretend
00:11:37he's talking to me.
00:11:38It's like a fairy tale.
00:11:41Evie.
00:11:42Jasper.
00:11:43My office.
00:11:44Now.
00:11:46Whoa.
00:11:49Hmm.
00:11:50Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
00:11:51That Hayes interview
00:11:52topped every platform.
00:11:57Thank you, sir.
00:11:58I won't let you down.
00:11:59I...
00:11:59But it's not enough
00:12:00to stave off bankruptcy.
00:12:01The last three years,
00:12:02we've lost corporate sponsorships,
00:12:05money,
00:12:05and we always rank
00:12:06at the bottom
00:12:07of the local news.
00:12:09We need to...
00:12:11restructure.
00:12:13Restructure?
00:12:14Let's skip the corporate euphemism,
00:12:16shall we?
00:12:17You're done here, Sinclair.
00:12:19We're eliminating your position, Evie.
00:12:21Can't justify the cost
00:12:22of two producers.
00:12:22You're firing me?
00:12:31You're firing me?
00:12:34Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
00:12:36I mean,
00:12:36there's always OnlyFans.
00:12:40How is this possible?
00:12:42I mean,
00:12:43I'm first in,
00:12:44last out.
00:12:44I work 16-hour days.
00:12:46Oh, that's so cute.
00:12:48But my father invested millions
00:12:50into the station,
00:12:51so there's no way
00:12:51they're getting rid of me,
00:12:52right?
00:12:53Don't tempt me, Jasper.
00:12:54Are you seriously
00:12:57handing our news show
00:12:59over to someone
00:12:59who thinks that a soundbite
00:13:00is a microwave snack?
00:13:02Hey,
00:13:02my father wants fresh blood
00:13:04behind the scenes,
00:13:04and that's me!
00:13:05Enough!
00:13:09You know what?
00:13:10How about this?
00:13:11Whoever lands
00:13:12an exclusive interview
00:13:13with Timothy Hayes,
00:13:14keeps their job.
00:13:17You know,
00:13:18he's never done
00:13:18a sit-down interview
00:13:19with any network before.
00:13:21No, no,
00:13:22I can't.
00:13:23Please.
00:13:24Easy peasy.
00:13:25I was already vibing
00:13:26with the guy
00:13:26last winter in Stade.
00:13:28That's in Switzerland,
00:13:29by the way.
00:13:30Is there
00:13:31any other project
00:13:32you can put me on?
00:13:33Anything but Hayes?
00:13:35Well,
00:13:36if you can't get me Hayes,
00:13:37then get me
00:13:38the Evie.
00:13:43Look,
00:13:44if the Evie
00:13:46has been hiding
00:13:48from Hayes
00:13:49for six years,
00:13:51there's probably
00:13:51a good reason
00:13:52we can't...
00:13:52Then dig her up!
00:13:54Dig her up from the grave!
00:13:55I don't care!
00:13:56Half the town
00:13:57is looking for her!
00:13:58No Hayes,
00:13:59no Evie,
00:14:01and you're fired.
00:14:06No Hayes,
00:14:07no Evie,
00:14:09and you're fired.
00:14:10Period.
00:14:10Okay?
00:14:12I mean,
00:14:13half the town
00:14:14is looking for her.
00:14:15Take a look
00:14:15at the hashtags.
00:14:17Look at this.
00:14:18Something hasn't
00:14:18gone this viral
00:14:19since Diddy got arrested.
00:14:21Let me tell you
00:14:21about my days.
00:14:22Hashtag baby oil
00:14:23all over the place.
00:14:24Well,
00:14:25I'm just gonna digress.
00:14:25You know what?
00:14:26Just get out of here
00:14:27and go find me
00:14:28something.
00:14:29Go!
00:14:34Face it,
00:14:35Hayes is way
00:14:36out of your league.
00:14:37This isn't over.
00:14:38Oh yeah?
00:14:39What's your plan?
00:14:40You gonna act like
00:14:40you two are
00:14:41long lost lovers
00:14:42or something?
00:14:43Nobody's gonna
00:14:44believe that.
00:14:45Loser.
00:14:48At least I know
00:14:49which way to point
00:14:49the camera,
00:14:50asshole.
00:14:51I won't.
00:14:55Oh ho!
00:14:58Okay!
00:14:59I think
00:14:59I'm gonna like
00:15:00this place.
00:15:01Yeah,
00:15:01you'd like it
00:15:02even if it was
00:15:02a shithole
00:15:03because it's
00:15:03close to Evie.
00:15:05So listen,
00:15:06you never do
00:15:07exclusive interviews
00:15:08but now dozens
00:15:09of stations
00:15:09want to book you.
00:15:10Should I just
00:15:11turn them all down?
00:15:12Yeah,
00:15:12just,
00:15:13oh.
00:15:16Is one of them
00:15:17by chance
00:15:17KHLA?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Schedule an
00:15:21interview with them.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:24So your first
00:15:25interview is gonna
00:15:27be with the station
00:15:27that might not even
00:15:28survive this summer?
00:15:29Why?
00:15:30Just make the call.
00:15:32Okay?
00:15:38My real estate
00:15:39contact says that
00:15:40Timothy's checking out
00:15:41mansions in the
00:15:41Hollywood Hills today.
00:15:42Let's nail this
00:15:43interview and beat
00:15:44Jasper.
00:15:46I can't.
00:15:48I promise,
00:15:49Lucas,
00:15:49I would help
00:15:50with this open
00:15:50house today.
00:15:51Seriously?
00:15:53Your job's
00:15:54hanging by a thread
00:15:55and you're playing
00:15:56realtor with
00:15:57Mr. Red Flag?
00:15:58Look,
00:15:59I know
00:15:59you're suspicious
00:16:00of him,
00:16:01but that woman
00:16:02you saw him with
00:16:02was just a client.
00:16:05He spent six years
00:16:07wearing you down.
00:16:08Now he's got you
00:16:09and suddenly
00:16:09he's working late
00:16:10with attractive cougars.
00:16:12I know you're
00:16:13just looking out
00:16:13for me,
00:16:14but Lucas really
00:16:15isn't like that.
00:16:17Anyway,
00:16:17I gotta go
00:16:18or I'm gonna be
00:16:19late.
00:16:21That's what I
00:16:22said about my
00:16:22ex too
00:16:23right before I
00:16:25caught him
00:16:25with his
00:16:25yoga instructor.
00:16:27Oh my God!
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