Odd Taxi - Ep 1 (English Dub)
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00:00Dailu ni yurisou ta
00:05Karpu o maareba mata
00:12Aungkyu ni yuchite iku yo ta
00:17Na ni ga mieru?
00:21Na ni ga hibiteru?
00:24Qo taumeteya
00:39Mucha record de
00:41日々を乗せて針が晒してるノイズ
00:45僕は背景になって
00:47君にとって小銭ごみ処理
00:50I'm gonna start making a better tune
00:51Don't make a better tune
00:53That's how it feels like I'm holding you
00:55Not so much the way on my mind
00:59I can't believe it
00:59I can't believe it
01:01It's a wonderful thing
01:02I'm not feeling it
01:04I can't believe it
01:05won't be right
01:06I can't believe it
01:08I can't believe it
01:10The year I'm winning
01:13I can't believe it
01:17No business
01:48And now for the news.
01:55A high school girl has gone missing in the vicinity of Narima City, Tokyo.
01:59No one's seen or been in touch with her since she left her home late at night on the 4th of this month.
02:05While details remain secret, the police believe she may have been involved in an incident.
02:09We homo sapiens just received the results of round one of the N1.
02:14And hey, we passed!
02:15Well, of course we did. Even amateurs can make it past round one. Where do you think the finish line is?
02:20Last year we failed in round two, so...
02:22And after ten years in this business, too.
02:25Crap, it still pisses me off.
02:26No, I'll take it easy.
02:27Seriously, why? Those judges were clueless.
02:30Not this again.
02:30I'm telling you, we were set up. Why were we being judged by guys who aren't as funny as us in the first place?
02:36Look! Fresh fan mail! It's from high school student Satoshi Nagashima in Tokyo.
02:41It reads,
02:41Good evening. I went to see round one. Let me cut to the chase.
02:45Uh, your jokes aren't funny.
02:47You guys won a full minute before you even cracked one joke, and you never followed it up.
02:52You just made the same joke over and over again, which got some awkward applause.
02:56It was top-tier cringe.
02:58Come up with some better jokes if you want to have a shot in a prize competition.
03:02Who the hell's this guy?
03:03How about some music?
03:04This is Mystery Kiss' debut single, Supernatural Love Phenomenon.
03:09Let's go!
03:34I'm pretty sure you don't believe in the supernatural.
03:40At first, I felt the very same.
03:43But I don't know how well to explain the thing that only you and I stopped going on between us like
03:50this antibiotic, tingly, radio wave.
03:54No way to explain it. I know it sounds insane.
03:56I don't care if there's a reason.
03:58I don't care what it might be.
04:01I've always thought that life's just living in the present.
04:04Cause here in the present, I can give my all.
04:07Is it too much to ask that you focus on the now and look my way?
04:11Yeah.
04:12I promise there's no truth behind this love that I've fallen into.
04:17This honesty is supernatural.
04:20It's like you put a spell on me to make me all yours.
04:22Then you can say a word I owe.
04:27Where to?
04:29Marima.
04:31Hey, uh, you mind turning that thing off?
04:45I can't hear myself think.
04:56Come on, bud! Come on!
04:57So tell me, anything interesting happened to you lately?
05:11Anything interesting?
05:13Huh.
05:14Uh.
05:15Forget it. Time's up.
05:25All that waiting made me realize I don't really care that much about the answer.
05:28Don't worry about it.
05:30When I'm asked a question, I come up with about five possible answers.
05:36It takes me a second to pick just one.
05:38I try to weigh out which response is the one least likely to offend anyone.
05:42I bet you respond quickly with what pops into your head without considering the answer.
05:46You're offending me right now?
05:48Why'd you ask me that question anyway?
05:53I'm trying to go viral.
05:55Viral?
05:56Yeah.
05:57I'm trying to get my posts to spread all over social media.
06:00What for?
06:01Because all my friends have, so why not me?
06:05So you're wasting your time on pointless shit, huh?
06:07It's not pointless shit.
06:09Social media is important.
06:11Likes, shares, and followers represent a person's worth.
06:14Even some job recruiters take it into account.
06:17Huh.
06:18So what posts go viral?
06:21It depends.
06:22Stuff that's funny, stuff that gives you the feels, cute animals, poetic justice, and things like that.
06:27Post about foreigners' perspectives on gender in Japan have been making the rounds lately.
06:32For example?
06:34Okay, like this one here.
06:35The other day, I overheard this conversation at Starbucks.
06:39Man, I don't want to go to the dentist.
06:41Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved.
06:45It means that your parents fed you mouth to mouth, or shared a spoon with you when you were a little kid.
06:50Seriously?
06:51By the way, I have zero cavities.
06:54To hear all that when I simply intended to sit and write a manuscript was such a precious gift.
06:59Cool, right?
07:00Sounds gross to me.
07:02That bit about writing a manuscript was self-serving.
07:05Plus, they're saying, not only did I witness this, but my retelling of it shows off my great taste and skill as a writer.
07:10It's just oozing with vanity and ego stroking.
07:13It's sickening.
07:14Wow, you're really not afraid to be a hater, are you?
07:20Well, it's not like you can make something up.
07:22You can totally make it up.
07:24This post probably is.
07:25And you're okay with all that?
07:27Oh, I just had a great idea!
07:29Hey, driver, would you mind taking a selfie of us two hanging out together?
07:32Will that go viral?
07:33Look, just do it, okay?
07:39There we go.
07:40Look!
07:40And that little lie's gonna become viral?
07:52Wholesome posts tend to dominate the web, too.
07:54Anyway, you sure did pick up on the term viral quickly, Grandpa.
07:57Shouldn't you blur out the faces or something?
07:59Oh, you mean your face?
08:00Some people don't want to be seen on the web, huh?
08:02No, I mean yours.
08:03And why would I blur my face?
08:05Are you saying I'm dead or that I've got to hide myself from the world?
08:07I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead or that I'm dead.
08:22Orakawa, it's you.
08:24Why'd you say it like that?
08:26I've got a passenger.
08:27Make it quick.
08:30Look here.
08:31You seen this guy?
08:33That's weird.
08:35Aren't you friends with him?
08:36Hmm?
08:38It's just procedure.
08:40Use your damned head.
08:41What's he mean, bro?
08:42Tell me.
08:43Just forget it.
08:44He's crazy, little bro.
08:45Are we done?
08:47Can't you brothers just argue back home?
08:50We're good.
08:51Move along now.
08:53Right.
08:58Hey, bro.
08:59What do you think he meant when he said you and this wanted criminal are friends?
09:02Listen, little bro.
09:05Don't listen to a word that comes out of that guy's mouth.
09:08Oh, you mean since taxi drivers aren't reliable people?
09:12Exactly.
09:13That loathsome one in particular lies like it's no big deal.
09:18What?
09:18Man, what a turd!
09:20Aw, please stop.
09:21I should have taken a picture of that.
09:23It's like something out of a TV show.
09:25I don't like that little do-gooder.
09:28He's a stickler about stupid, inconsequential details.
09:31You do have a license, right?
09:32Yeah.
09:33I guessed on the vision test, though.
09:35That's kind of an important part.
09:37You've got me kind of scared here.
09:39You're fine.
09:40It's just night blindness.
09:41It's nighttime now.
09:42I'm kind of curious.
09:51Why'd you become a taxi driver in the first place?
09:54Hmm?
10:11Time's up, bud.
10:12Time's up, bud.
10:16Here's fine.
10:23Five thousand six hundred ten.
10:25Here's exact change.
10:27Thanks for that.
10:28Make sure you've got everything.
10:29If we don't make it this year, we're through.
10:48Are you being serious, Shibagaki?
10:50You're the one holding us back, you know.
10:52Would you mind not saying that on public airwaves?
10:55Shut up, you nincompoop.
10:56Wow, you had to blow the dust off that insult.
10:59Anyway, let's just move on to our next segment.
11:02Cutting through this week's news, Shibagaki eyes.
11:04Apparently, a high school girl has gone missing in the vicinity of Narima City.
11:09Yeah, scary stuff.
11:11It would be nice if she turned up safe and not, you know.
11:17Absolutely.
11:18So, she's still missing them?
11:19Yeah, that's why she's in the news.
11:21Uh, sorry.
11:22Forgot my phone.
11:23Could you come back?
11:25I told you to make sure you had everything.
11:28Hey, check the post.
11:29All I'm trying to say is that I hope she comes back safe.
11:32The notifications won't stop.
11:34Cutting through at all.
11:36Seriously?
11:37It went viral.
11:38Just what?
11:38I'm worried, okay?
11:40Seriously concerning.
11:41I mean it, really.
11:42Over in Narima City, right?
11:44What's going to happen next?
11:45Well, if they're listening to this radio program, you can hold me on.
11:54According to the police, the student spoke with her family around 10pm and then left her parents home for the evening.
12:20A security camera captured her entering a taxi after leaving the convenience store near her home,
12:25where she was shopping alone and wearing a turquoise sweater and a blue skirt.
12:30After this, the young girl went missing and her mother submitted an official missing persons report to the police on the 6th.
12:45Are you happy?
12:47You're free to leave, you know.
12:48You can run away whenever you like.
12:52I haven't trapped you here or tied you up in any way.
12:56You continue to stay here by choice.
13:01Why did you come to my place anyway?
13:06Oh.
13:07Are you hungry?
13:07I'm going to head back to the clinic now.
13:16I'm working after that, so I'll be back late.
13:20And again, you're free to run away anytime.
13:23Tell me, Odokawa.
13:28Been sleeping well?
13:30I drift off to sleep while listening to Rakugo.
13:33I've already got the whole thing memorized, you quack.
13:36Master Donraku Shofute's routine?
13:38That's the one.
13:39You know about him?
13:41I do.
13:42I even have a Donraku eraser.
13:44You're kidding.
13:46I don't understand it.
13:47But it is an original master Donraku eraser for sure.
13:51Who the hell needs something like that?
13:55Apparently there's only one of them in the whole world.
13:57So how did you end up with it?
14:00Well, uh...
14:02I'd like you to have it.
14:07Donraku's Rakugo builds such expansive scenes.
14:10It's pretty easy to follow.
14:12You think so?
14:13I find it more boring than Sutras.
14:16Must be rough if you still can't sleep after you've freed your thoughts.
14:20Hey, Odokawa.
14:21What do I look like to you?
14:24A gorilla.
14:24Well, you're not wrong.
14:29So do you listen to Rakugo online?
14:31Online?
14:32I use cassette tapes.
14:34I've not listened to cassette tapes.
14:36Kids these days have never heard of those things.
14:38They don't even know how to rewind them.
14:41Stop that right there.
14:42We've never touched one, but we know about phonographs, telegraphs, telephone magnetos, and other obsolete stuff.
14:49They're in movies and TV shows.
14:50So drop the Generation Gap BS.
14:54Odokawa, why don't you settle down and get married already?
15:01You're even more unexpected than Bruce Springsteen in We Are The World.
15:05The guy who comes on after Al Jarreau, right?
15:07What are you talking about?
15:08When he comes in, it's startling.
15:11Say what you will, but I think Bruce Springsteen is the MVP of that overplayed song.
15:15It's certainly impressive the way he goes toe-to-toe with Stevie Wonder in the back half.
15:19But since they filmed separately, Bruce Springsteen recorded his part first.
15:23I'm starting to think you just like saying the name Bruce Springsteen.
15:26Hey, it's a cool name.
15:27Who doesn't want to say it?
15:29Try saying Bruce Springsteen three times fast.
15:32I'll do five.
15:34Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen, but whatever.
15:39Doctor, you shouldn't keep your next patient waiting.
15:43Right.
15:44Anyway, uh, maybe you'd sleep better if you got married.
15:48Sounds like you're throwing in the towel.
15:50We done here?
15:51Hold up.
15:52Let me prescribe a stronger medicine.
15:54You're working now?
15:55Do it after.
15:56Right.
15:57I'll take it driving.
16:10Hey.
16:12What are you doing?
16:14We received information linking you to the Narima Missing High School Girl case.
16:19How'd you know I'd be here anyway?
16:21I stopped by your place, but your car wasn't there.
16:24I thought about forcing your front door wide open, but...
16:28Were you about to break into my car?
16:31I won't break into anything if you'll cooperate with me.
16:34Is this an official investigation?
16:37Why are you working on your own?
16:39I'll make it simple.
16:40If you've got nothing to hide, open the damn door.
16:54This dash cam films the inside of your vehicle, is that correct?
17:05That's right.
17:06How long do you store the recordings?
17:07It starts recording when passengers get in or out of the car, or if it detects odd movement,
17:12and that fills up about every two weeks.
17:16She'll be on here then.
17:18Who?
17:19The high school girl from Narima, that got in your car.
17:24Wait, what?
17:26You heard me.
17:27I'll be taking this data.
17:29Police business.
17:30I'll expect your continued cooperation on this.
17:34And for now, this stays between us.
17:38And what if it doesn't?
17:40It's for your own protection, unless you like getting gunned down by criminals.
17:44Lately, my back's been killing me.
18:08Oh?
18:10Sorry to hear.
18:11What about your cleaning job?
18:12They can handle that job just fine without me.
18:15From society's viewpoint, I'm no better than the trash.
18:18The company won't care at all.
18:20They'd rather have someone a bit younger anyway.
18:23I could die and they wouldn't even notice.
18:25You weren't supposed to laugh.
18:27I wasn't?
18:27It's your moral support.
18:33Hmm.
18:34Hmm.
18:58Hmm.
18:59Hey.
19:00Hello, Doctor, and good evening.
19:03A beer, please.
19:08So, how are you, Kakihana?
19:10Well, aside from my back, not bad thanks to you, Dr. Goriki.
19:15Odokawa caught me a quack earlier today.
19:18Sounds like something you'd say.
19:22I was hoping you two would try talking to him.
19:25About what?
19:26Tell Odokawa to go to a bigger hospital.
19:30Is something wrong with him?
19:33Don't you think he's a bit strange?
19:36Frankly, he's always been a lot strange.
19:38He's sarcastic and hates people.
19:40His parents abandoned him.
19:42That'd make anyone twisted.
19:44That's not it.
19:46It's more like it's something more fundamental.
19:49Oh, I ran into Daimon the other day.
19:53He said something peculiar.
19:54He thought Odokawa might be involved in the Narima missing girl case.
19:58Seriously?
19:59Yeah.
19:59He questioned Odokawa's neighbors.
20:02They said they heard him talking to someone when he supposedly lives alone.
20:05Strange, right?
20:07Maybe he was on a call.
20:08I heard the police were also looking for that Dobu guy.
20:11Wait.
20:11He's a pretty dangerous guy.
20:13What do you know about him?
20:14What did he do?
20:15Well, I've heard.
20:17He single-handedly beat up a bunch of drunk thugs who got rowdy at a club.
20:20One of them was an underground martial artist who took him out with a single blow.
20:24Damn, he can sure handle himself.
20:26The group that underground martial artist belongs to got together and tried to get back at Dobu.
20:31But he beat them up instead.
20:32I bet biotechnology is the only thing that can defeat him.
20:37I'm not sure how much of that is true, but either way, I wouldn't want to mess with him.
20:40The story's pretty hard to believe overall, but yeah, I'm with you on that one.
20:45By the way, ma'am, and this is just between us.
20:49I promise I won't get upset, so please be honest with me.
20:52Would you marry me if I...
20:53No way.
20:53Brutal!
20:54So fast, why not?
20:55Well, it's because...
20:56It's money.
20:57It's always money, isn't it?
20:59I see money as the byproduct of a person's abilities, okay?
21:02It's important.
21:04You don't know what true love is, ma'am.
21:06What a shame.
21:06All right, what are some of the benefits of marrying you then?
21:09List them off.
21:10I'll never hit you.
21:11Don't list something obvious like it's a non-nuclear principle.
21:15Come on, don't be like that.
21:17Okay, okay.
21:17Give me a break.
21:20Yes?
21:21Good evening, Doctor.
21:23I've got a question.
21:25What is it?
21:27Did you know that we have some medicine missing?
21:30No, I didn't.
21:31How much is missing?
21:33I noticed it earlier, but now I think even more is gone.
21:37Psychotropic drugs.
21:39About 6,000 pills.
21:41Who else was working today?
21:48Splurging for a taxi after work, huh?
21:50Nurses must make good money.
21:53I'm surprised that you remembered me.
21:55Well, you're the only alpaca around here.
21:59Hey, what's so funny?
22:01Just being polite?
22:03I never understand what young people these days are thinking.
22:06Now it's your turn to drop the Generation Gap, BS.
22:09Uh, but yet known as LOC.
22:10Yes.
22:11Welcome to the Helplicator.
22:11Whyverse
22:22The 완성 is awesome, Lumetri.
22:25We've got準備 to cover the gym.
22:26There we have to dominate.
22:27If you want to become less open, we have to never be aware of the demons.
22:29Okay.
22:30Locally, see what this is.
22:30Absolutely.
22:31What do you need to do?
22:32Oh, my God.
23:02Dancing, dancing with a star
23:06Looking into your eyes
23:08As we wanna kiss you
23:11Dancing, dancing without stop
23:14Melting into the night
23:16Frowning hard I'm feeling
23:18You are, you are
23:20Moving like a cloud
23:22Tonight I don't wanna be going home
23:26A night's being
23:28Pretending to be a tourist
23:30So, do taxi drivers get a lot of girls?
23:38It depends on the person
23:39I bet you get some cute passengers sometimes though, right?
23:42Like idols
23:43Sometimes
23:44Lucky
23:45How's it going? Gone viral again?
23:48Dude, give me a break
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