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00:00:00Good morning, Ruth.
00:00:01Whoo!
00:00:02Ah!
00:00:03This got away from you, Ben.
00:00:05Not on my watch.
00:00:08Morning, Frank.
00:00:09Thanks for shutting down the frat party last night.
00:00:11Ah, no problem.
00:00:12It wasn't easy.
00:00:13The DJ was playing.
00:00:14Oh, no problem.
00:00:15Oh, no problem.
00:00:16It wasn't easy.
00:00:17The DJ was playing.
00:00:18Oh, no.
00:00:19Oh, no.
00:00:20Oh, no.
00:00:21Oh, no.
00:00:22Oh, no.
00:00:23Oh, no.
00:00:24Oh, no.
00:00:25Oh, no.
00:00:26Oh, no.
00:00:27Oh, no.
00:00:28Oh, no.
00:00:29The DJ was playing Gaga.
00:00:31Nice moves.
00:00:32Too bad you can't try out for the drill team.
00:00:34Hey, could you get me that parking placard to ASAP?
00:00:36The Kappa Betas keep walking me in.
00:00:38I've already asked Chauncey, but I'll follow up.
00:00:41Morning, Zoe.
00:00:42Morning, boss.
00:00:43Do you realize that you're wearing the colors of our art rivals?
00:00:45Oh, I mean, it's a bold choice.
00:00:48Oh, I'm so getting my bearings.
00:00:50Yeah, just your daily reminder that you're not in Boston anymore.
00:00:52Oh, you're telling me.
00:00:54I went to a pumpkin festival this Sunday.
00:00:57How do you get to celebrate a common gourd with so much passion?
00:01:00Just wait till your first butter sculpture contest.
00:01:03It'll make you question all your life choices.
00:01:06Cassidy, I have to say I am really impressed.
00:01:09You're like a one-woman fix-it machine.
00:01:11You've been here, what, less than a month?
00:01:13And you've already implemented Food Truck Fridays
00:01:16and headed off a grad student revolt?
00:01:18I see what you're doing here.
00:01:19The chai tea lattes, the compliments.
00:01:22Just give me the bad news. Hit me.
00:01:25Okay. Come on.
00:01:26As you know, we have a budget shortfall.
00:01:28Yes.
00:01:29Well, it's worse than we thought.
00:01:31How is that possible?
00:01:32The last president saw our budget as more of a suggestion.
00:01:35I am so sorry you are inheriting this crisis.
00:01:38But now, some of the board members want to vote to shutter the arts program at tomorrow's meeting.
00:01:46The arts program? Why?
00:01:49Our arts program is one of the best in Ohio.
00:01:52I mean, we, we, we plie way above our weight.
00:01:56And paint like Picasso. And sing like Selena. I know.
00:02:00But the program is expensive. There's studios and instruments and special equipment.
00:02:05Yeah, but, but students need the arts. It, it elevates the spirit.
00:02:10When I was working my way through college, they were my saving grace.
00:02:15Okay. Can you do me a favor? Can you ask the trustees for two weeks so that I can find a solution?
00:02:20Why don't you come to the meeting tomorrow? Ask them yourself.
00:02:23If that's what it takes, absolutely. Yes.
00:02:26Cutting the arts program? What's next? Drive-through diplomas?
00:02:31Not unless I find a new revenue source by tomorrow's meeting.
00:02:34Not to pile on or anything, but I thought that you should know that you made the Whittendale Lampoon.
00:02:40Oh! So did I. Sort of.
00:02:43Well, Zoe, this was not good. This is my worst fear.
00:02:47The robot uprising? Not connecting with the students.
00:02:51I'm grabbing some drinks tonight with some grad students. Do you want to join?
00:02:55I don't think so. Not tonight, at least. I think I'll just make them nervous.
00:02:59You sure it's not the other way around?
00:03:01You don't think I'm uptight, do you?
00:03:04No! You are confident. And efficient. Organized. Like a... Leo!
00:03:12I'd say more like a Capricorn.
00:03:14No, no, no, no. I mean Leo Farnsworth. You know who he is, right?
00:03:18Of course. He's too manufacturing what Warren Buffett is to Warren Buffett-y things.
00:03:23He is also a Whittendale alum who just sold off half of this company,
00:03:27which means he is looking for a hefty donation somewhere to offset his taxes,
00:03:32and I'm gonna make sure that that somewhere is us.
00:03:35Smart.
00:03:37You're still afraid of the robots though, right? Terrified. Okay.
00:03:41He's OK.
00:03:43Dude, he's never League Store.
00:03:46After hisångructure and Bachelor, I'mラ chicks.
00:03:49But I don't know how she is.
00:03:53You know what it may be.
00:03:56Today's birthday is until our kör …
00:03:59So直接 lol
00:04:01So guys.
00:04:02But let's put a fire on the ground for the world, right?
00:04:04Oh, that's nice.
00:04:21A pipe burst last night.
00:04:23In which dorm?
00:04:24Dayton Hall.
00:04:25The whole ground floor flooded.
00:04:27Maintenance says that they're going to need five days to fix it.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:31Well, we just need to work around.
00:04:32Um, there are, what, 20 students on each floor in Dayton?
00:04:37Close.
00:04:3822.
00:04:38It's the football team's floor.
00:04:40So, what are we going to do?
00:04:42We already have a housing shortage.
00:04:43I think there are some spare rooms in Adams and Chase Halls.
00:04:48Oh, good memory.
00:04:50I am impressed.
00:04:51So, okay, so if we double up, we can house 16 kids in those dorms.
00:04:55But that still leaves five kids with no place to go.
00:04:57Oh, I think I have a fix.
00:05:00Um, Dobson College is under-enrolled this year, so let me give them a call, see if they can take them, and then I'll head in.
00:05:07Yep, you got it.
00:05:08See you soon.
00:05:09Okay, bye.
00:05:10Bye.
00:05:10Thanks, Judy.
00:05:21So glad you could accommodate us.
00:05:23Uh, um, we'll talk later.
00:05:26Ugh.
00:05:27Come on.
00:05:29No.
00:05:30Ugh.
00:05:31Kappa.
00:05:32Kappa.
00:05:32Kappa.
00:05:32Kappa.
00:05:33Kappa.
00:05:33Kappa.
00:05:33Kappa.
00:05:33Kappa.
00:05:34Come.
00:05:34I can't even get out of the car.
00:05:37This is so crazy.
00:05:38This is an active driveway.
00:05:46Cannot park here.
00:05:54Good morning.
00:05:56Oh, President Miller, you're making the flowers look bad.
00:05:59Well, I have a big meeting with the trustees today.
00:06:01Good thing I made yours extra strong today.
00:06:04You are a lifesaver.
00:06:06Thank you so much.
00:06:07Oh, good luck with your meeting, honey.
00:06:09I appreciate it.
00:06:10Oh, no!
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:14Hot!
00:06:14Hot!
00:06:15Hot!
00:06:15Uh, you okay?
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18I mean, I'm not injured, but to spill coffee is not ideal.
00:06:23Aw, thank you, thank you.
00:06:25Pumpkin spice latte, huh?
00:06:26Yeah, it's my favorite.
00:06:29You know, I love fall.
00:06:37Turkeys and Thanksgiving and togetherness.
00:06:43Sure, yeah.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:48Uh, thank you.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:50For this and, uh, for the catch.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56I have a meeting.
00:06:57Yeah, no, no.
00:06:58Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go.
00:06:59I've got one too, so.
00:06:59Yeah, okay.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02No, I'm this way.
00:07:04This way.
00:07:04Thanks again!
00:07:08Interesting way to start the morning.
00:07:10This one's on me, blue eyes.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:14Before you take a vote on the arts program, I was hoping to present an alternative idea.
00:07:20Absolutely, and we'll get to that shortly.
00:07:22But we have an emergency situation to deal with.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:25Oh, uh, this is Logan, our new football coach.
00:07:30He started last month, too.
00:07:31Do you know each other?
00:07:32Uh, we met.
00:07:34Briefly.
00:07:35We did, we did.
00:07:35We shared a coffee.
00:07:37Sort of.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:39So, coach, I understand there's an issue with housing for the football players?
00:07:44Yes, thank you.
00:07:45Um, as some of you know, uh, pipe burst last night in the dorm where the freshman football
00:07:50players live.
00:07:51Yes, and I have already found temporary housing, most of it is on campus, but some of the overflow
00:07:56will have to be at Dobson College.
00:07:58That's actually why I'm here.
00:08:00I mean, that overflow is going to have to commute three towns over.
00:08:03Which is why I also provided a shuttle for them.
00:08:05Yes, but then you're going to cut into their training time and their studying.
00:08:08I mean, these kids are already juggling so much.
00:08:10Look, I really appreciate your perspective, Coach Logan, but we have a housing shortage
00:08:16on campus, and plus it's just for a very short stay.
00:08:19If I'm supposed to turn this program around, every second counts.
00:08:23President Miller, I realize academics is your world, and I respect that, but my world is
00:08:28football, and in football it is crucial for a young team to learn to work together.
00:08:32I also understand that a fresh roster is an opportunity, like with the Patriots when Brady
00:08:37took over for Bledsoe.
00:08:38You didn't strike me as someone that knew football.
00:08:40Any Midwest College president who doesn't won't last very long in the job.
00:08:45But as for housing, my hands are tied.
00:08:48This is the football team we're talking about here.
00:08:50And football does bring in alumni donations.
00:08:55Is there any other option somewhere else on campus?
00:08:58I wish there were, Vera, but there is simply no space.
00:09:03Actually, uh, there is one underused space on campus.
00:09:10Oh, really?
00:09:11Which space is that?
00:09:13The President's House.
00:09:18Underused.
00:09:20Well, it is not underused because I live there.
00:09:24Yeah, but I mean, it's just you.
00:09:26All alone, that big old 19th century house built for Eldridge Whittendale and his family
00:09:30of ten.
00:09:32I've actually heard rumors that there's an entire wing of bedrooms just collecting dust.
00:09:36I dust it myself.
00:09:37Thank you very much.
00:09:38And also, it is very important to the college's functions.
00:09:42For example, I entertained owners there.
00:09:44Last week, I actually hosted the governor.
00:09:46Isn't that, like, seven, eight bedrooms in there?
00:09:50Actually, there's ten if you count the space above the garage, which technically doesn't
00:09:53count.
00:09:55I rest my case.
00:10:00I will think about it.
00:10:04I appreciate that.
00:10:10Give up my fortress of solitude?
00:10:12Not give up, just share for a few days.
00:10:15Share?
00:10:15Share?
00:10:17Vera?
00:10:18You do understand this is a crazy ask, okay?
00:10:21This is my home.
00:10:22This is the place where I recharge at the end of a long, stressful day, which, as you know,
00:10:31is all of them.
00:10:32I know, but we're in a tough spot.
00:10:35And I do think that Coach Van Orden has our best interest in mind.
00:10:39He was highly recruited to turn our program around.
00:10:42Look at Dobson College.
00:10:43They won the conference, and now their football team is bringing in the big bucks.
00:10:48You know who else brings in the big bucks?
00:10:51Leo Farnsworth.
00:10:52Who, by the way, just agreed to set up a conference call with me to discuss his donation.
00:10:56And that's great, but in the meantime, we still have some doubters amongst the board who think you're too young for this job.
00:11:05I think doing this will show that you're a team player here.
00:11:09It's your house, Cassidy.
00:11:11I'm going to leave the choice up to you.
00:11:16I didn't even like sleepovers as a kid.
00:11:20I bet they were fun.
00:11:22They were not.
00:11:23They said I'd find you here.
00:11:36Great.
00:11:37I could use a spotter.
00:11:39Are you sure you want to put your life in my hands?
00:11:41You're not exactly my favorite person on campus right now.
00:11:44Look, I said what I had to in there.
00:11:47Besides, I'm a coach.
00:11:48I'm used to pushback.
00:11:49Parents, refs, coaches.
00:11:52Heck, one time I even had a great grandma.
00:11:55Well, you put me in quite a spot.
00:11:58Nope.
00:12:01Bust a pipe, dude.
00:12:03Besides, where's your school spirit?
00:12:05You know what?
00:12:06Excuse me.
00:12:07I have plenty of spirit for all that this college has to offer.
00:12:15There are more important things than football, you know.
00:12:17Oh, now you're talking crazy.
00:12:20Like what?
00:12:21The art.
00:12:23The art.
00:12:24Which foster critical thinking, creativity, and personal growth.
00:12:28Football creates character and grit and all those things.
00:12:33And the money it brings in to fund those other programs.
00:12:36Well, it's not nearly enough compared to what this college needs.
00:12:39How many of those are you going to do?
00:12:41Ugh.
00:12:43You are not the only one under pressure here.
00:12:45I was brought in to bring back a winning tradition, which means I've got one, maybe two years tops, or else I could be out of a job.
00:12:51And on top of that, the new collegiate rules say that my best athletes can transfer anytime, anywhere they want.
00:12:58Okay.
00:12:59Okay.
00:13:00Let's say that I allow your players to move in with me for five days and not a minute longer.
00:13:08How would you ensure that they're going to be on their best behavior?
00:13:11These five boys, they are very, very special young men.
00:13:15They're not even my top recruits, but they're young, they're green, and they just, they need some support right now.
00:13:20Why'd you have to say it like that?
00:13:27Fine.
00:13:29They can take the ground floor bedrooms, I'll take upstairs, they can use the study, the kitchen, and the parlor, and that's it.
00:13:35But the second that pipe is fixed...
00:13:38They are gone.
00:13:39Gone.
00:13:39Trust me.
00:13:41They won't even know they're there.
00:13:43Watch out, watch out, this drink, don't watch out!
00:13:46Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:13:51Come on, come on!
00:14:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:06Is that a nurse?
00:14:07Get your hands!
00:14:11Watch out, watch out, watch out!
00:14:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:14:15Oh, no.
00:14:16Forward, forward!
00:14:17Not my flowers!
00:14:20I just planted those!
00:14:24Sorry.
00:14:32All right, guys, it's all about execution, all right?
00:14:34We're gonna run this place tighter, tighter, tighter!
00:14:36Watch your mic! Watch your mic!
00:14:37Do you remember your route, Marcos?
00:14:39All right, here we go.
00:14:40What in the world?
00:14:41All right, you ready?
00:14:43Blue, four to two!
00:14:45Blue, four to two! Say hi!
00:14:48Hey! Guys!
00:14:51Ow!
00:14:52Go, baby!
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:54You good, bro?
00:14:55Hey!
00:14:56Hey, you!
00:14:57Get over here!
00:14:58Get over here!
00:15:00It is 6 a.m.
00:15:01What are you doing?
00:15:02Just the old school hook and ladder.
00:15:04A what and what?
00:15:05Does one the tight end, does a quick five-yard curl,
00:15:07pitches the ball to the running back,
00:15:08leaking up the sideline.
00:15:09Well, if that is the sideline,
00:15:11then my begonias are definitely out of bounds.
00:15:14Sorry about that, man.
00:15:15We're just trying to get into practice before class.
00:15:17Uh, it's my bad.
00:15:18I got to get out of my break quicker.
00:15:19Let's just do a lot less breaking all around, okay?
00:15:23Yes, President Miller!
00:15:30That is not a good start.
00:15:35Hi.
00:15:36Excuse me.
00:15:36Do you know why we didn't have hot water this morning?
00:15:38Uh, that's weird.
00:15:40There was hot water after I showered.
00:15:42For the other guys, too.
00:15:43I washed three loads of laundry this morning.
00:15:45Yeah, mystery solved.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Um, you know they say a cold plunge is a healthy way to start a day.
00:15:51Sorry, Madam President.
00:15:52It's okay.
00:15:53We're all new to this.
00:15:55And, um, Madam President is not necessary.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Your Excellency.
00:16:00Uh, sorry about the mess.
00:16:02Got a fuel up this morning.
00:16:03I can see that.
00:16:06Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:16:08Um, it's okay.
00:16:11I'm just gonna do this.
00:16:16Wait.
00:16:17What happened to all my oat milk?
00:16:19Uh, oh, uh, the other guys used it for their protein shakes.
00:16:22You want some of my Gatorade?
00:16:23No, I do not.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:26Wait, I think I, um, have more in the pantry.
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:37Yeah, you know, we, uh, we weren't sure where to distill it out.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:41Oof.
00:16:42Oh!
00:16:43Oh, oh.
00:16:44Oh!
00:16:45Ah!
00:16:46I'm just gonna get out of here.
00:16:50What?!
00:16:53Ah!
00:16:54Ah!
00:16:55What?
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Ahh!
00:16:59Ah!
00:17:00Guys!
00:17:01Where does Coach Logan live?!
00:17:02Ah!
00:17:03Ah!
00:17:04Ah!
00:17:05Seriously?
00:17:12Unacceptable, ladies!
00:17:24Yes!
00:17:31Sorry kids, coming through!
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:35Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:39Sorry, Dr. Lanford!
00:17:40Congrats on the published article!
00:17:44Do you drink all of my oat milk?
00:17:47Absolutely not!
00:17:49This ends now.
00:17:51Oof!
00:17:54Wakey, wakey! Coach Logan!
00:17:59Rise and shine, Rip Van Wilder!
00:18:01I know you're in there!
00:18:03Don't make me come through the window!
00:18:07President Miller.
00:18:08We need to talk.
00:18:10Run in.
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:13I see you're not a big fan of decorating.
00:18:15Well, the ancient Spartans didn't need furniture, so neither do I.
00:18:20Can I get you something?
00:18:22I've got sport drink, I've got milk.
00:18:25You're not gonna want that.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28So, seems to be the problem.
00:18:29There are barbells where my tranquility candles used to be.
00:18:34My zen garden looks like a tornado has swept through it.
00:18:37There's no hot water, there is clutter everywhere.
00:18:39And this morning I counted 21 cabinet doors open.
00:18:4321 cabinets and don't even get me started on what happened to my oat milk.
00:18:48My home has been taken over by barbarians, and clearly you are their chief.
00:18:54I mean, chief barbarian.
00:18:59Kinda got a cool ring to it, right?
00:19:00You find this amusing?
00:19:03Yeah, kind of.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06No, not at all.
00:19:07I am sure that they are very, very nice boys.
00:19:11But, obviously, they are following your lead.
00:19:15I mean, it is chaos in here.
00:19:17Well, guess what?
00:19:18No, no, no, no.
00:19:19Not that one.
00:19:21How long has this been here?
00:19:22I'm busy.
00:19:23I'm trying to set my roster.
00:19:25I'm watching old game film for inspiration.
00:19:28And besides, Aristotle said nature abhors a vacuum.
00:19:33Apparently so do you.
00:19:35Look, I don't appreciate some...
00:19:39Play-doh with a pigskin coming into my life and turning it upside down, okay?
00:19:46Tell you what.
00:19:48Peace offering.
00:19:49Great!
00:19:50Why don't you let me take you out for breakfast?
00:19:51My treat.
00:19:52We can sit.
00:19:53We can discuss this like two reasonable mature adults.
00:19:57Hmm.
00:19:58I got the perfect place.
00:20:02You sure know how to spoil a gal.
00:20:04I was trying to stay under budget.
00:20:05I know that feeling.
00:20:06And, of course, I'm going to use the meal plan that I was offered as a signing bonus as much as I can.
00:20:11I don't mean to brag, but I have Dining Plus and my points were all over.
00:20:15So we are here.
00:20:17And you have splurged on the fruit bowl for me. Thank you so much.
00:20:20Let's talk.
00:20:24I want to apologize for the boys' behavior this morning.
00:20:26They're young.
00:20:27They're all freshmen.
00:20:28They're just trying to find their footing.
00:20:30And I can sympathize with that.
00:20:32I can.
00:20:33I am new on campus too.
00:20:34But I have a job to do.
00:20:36Yeah, as do I.
00:20:37Well, my job is running this entire university.
00:20:40Your job is helping teenagers move a ball across the line.
00:20:44It's a little more complicated than that.
00:20:46Is it really?
00:20:47It is, actually.
00:20:48And just so you know, I'm playing catch-up as well.
00:20:50I wasn't even supposed to be here this fall.
00:20:52Why not?
00:20:53I had an assistant coaching job lined up at Buckeye State.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Division one school.
00:20:57And after it fell through, I landed here.
00:21:00And as I'm sure you know, I have lost my first two games, so I need to turn this thing around and quickly.
00:21:04I get it.
00:21:05We are both under pressure.
00:21:06Right.
00:21:07Look, I'm sorry things went off the rails.
00:21:11We'll not have it again.
00:21:12Oh, I know it won't because you are going to move into the loft space above the garage.
00:21:16You said that loft space wasn't even technically a room.
00:21:18And you said Spartans don't need furniture and neither do you.
00:21:22You are going to watch them like a hawk.
00:21:24You're going to close every cabinet door.
00:21:26You're going to protect my tranquility candles and my oat milk.
00:21:31Because this whole thing was your idea, remember?
00:21:36So if my life is going to be upended, yours is too.
00:21:41Fair is fair, buddy.
00:21:46Fine.
00:21:47Yeah, fine.
00:21:48Great.
00:21:49Okay?
00:21:50And I will talk to the boys.
00:21:51Great.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53That's me.
00:21:54I have a college to run.
00:22:00Hope you're enjoying your breakfast.
00:22:04Hey, you didn't finish your burrito.
00:22:06Can I have it?
00:22:10I'm not about to waste my points.
00:22:12Good morning, boss.
00:22:19Sorry I'm late.
00:22:20We're ready for you.
00:22:22It's another great turnout.
00:22:28Hi, everyone.
00:22:29I'd love for you to gather around.
00:22:32Whether it is music, dance, or painting, the arts lift the spirit.
00:22:39Which is why it is my pleasure to open the Whittendale Arts Showcase
00:22:44and extend a special welcome to our prospective students
00:22:47with a passion for the arts.
00:22:52Now, someone would like to say that the arts are expendable.
00:22:56That there are higher priorities on campus.
00:23:00These same people might prefer activities more akin to, um,
00:23:04gladiatorial combat.
00:23:05Stay on point.
00:23:06My point is, the arts program at Whittendale will live on now and forever!
00:23:13Woo!
00:23:15Uh, boss, you think you might have over-promised just a smidge?
00:23:19Everything's great.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21I just have to pop home, straighten a few things out before my call with Barnesworth.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:27Wear a helmet!
00:23:28He is going to hurt himself.
00:23:30Oh, you really should warn someone before doing that.
00:23:38Clearly, we got off to a challenging start.
00:23:40But we are going to fix that.
00:23:42This is President Miller's home, and we are her guests.
00:23:45So what she says goes.
00:23:46Do you understand?
00:23:47Yes, coach.
00:23:48I cannot hear you!
00:23:49Yes, coach!
00:23:50So, if she asks you to do something, consider it a direct order from me.
00:23:55Understand?
00:23:56Yes, coach!
00:23:58Floor is yours.
00:23:59Oh, thank you.
00:24:01Um, well, uh, clearly this is a, um, unique situation.
00:24:09And until your dorm reopens in three days, eight hours, and 53 minutes, I have come up with a set of rules that will make everything run more smoothly.
00:24:20First, no workouts before 8 a.m.
00:24:24And you will treat my flowers as if they live in the neutral zone.
00:24:30Stay clear of the flowers.
00:24:31Number two.
00:24:32You can study in the living room, but you will use coasters.
00:24:37We are going to respect the wood in this house.
00:24:40Okay?
00:24:42Next, I have come up with a shower schedule so that we can all have hot water.
00:24:49The fridge.
00:24:51The top shelf is a no-go zone.
00:24:54Top shelf, no-go.
00:24:56And finally, we will all work together to keep this place ship-shape.
00:25:02Are there any questions?
00:25:03No, Madam President!
00:25:07You don't have to call me that.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:10What's your name?
00:25:11I'm Teddy.
00:25:12Where are you from?
00:25:13Well, I grew up on a farm in Tipton.
00:25:15It's about, like, five hours away from here, but, I don't know, it seems a lot further to me.
00:25:20Think of the farm in Field of Dreams, but with a lot more corn and less Costner.
00:25:25Teddy's our resident movie buff.
00:25:27Okay, well, since you have farming experience, maybe you can help with the garden and the lawn?
00:25:31Absolutely.
00:25:32Oh, um, I'm also very good at vacuuming.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:36What's your name?
00:25:37Malcolm, running back.
00:25:38Up from Cincinnati, ma'am.
00:25:40Any, uh, special talents we should know about?
00:25:42I make a mean protein shake.
00:25:44Okay, well, how about you helping with meal prep and shopping?
00:25:48Sure, I like to cook.
00:25:49Great.
00:25:51What about you guys?
00:25:52I'm Ken, and this is Antonio.
00:25:54Mucho gusto, Presidente.
00:25:55Antonio's a foreign exchange student from Spain.
00:25:57His English isn't that good, but he's a great soccer player, so he's our new kicker.
00:26:02Wonderful.
00:26:03Uh, dishes?
00:26:04Mm-hmm.
00:26:05Which leaves dusting.
00:26:06I'm on dusting duty?
00:26:08If your name is Nick, then yes, you are.
00:26:11I don't dust.
00:26:12Well, lucky for you, it's easy to learn.
00:26:14Use the feathery end.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Um, President Miller, I know you don't know this, but us football players, we're kind
00:26:20of like celebrities around here, you know?
00:26:22I see.
00:26:23So, you think taking care of this place is beneath you?
00:26:27You said it, not me.
00:26:28You just bought the Team 20 push-ups.
00:26:30For what?
00:26:31Insubordination.
00:26:32But, Coach-
00:26:33And 20 more for talkback.
00:26:34Do you want to keep going?
00:26:35Take it outside.
00:26:36Let's go with pace.
00:26:37Get out.
00:26:41Do you solve all your problems with push-ups?
00:26:44No.
00:26:45No.
00:26:46In extreme cases, burpees work, too.
00:26:47Hmm.
00:26:48Well, I guess that's one way to handle it.
00:26:51Okay.
00:26:52We ready for Farnsworth?
00:26:53Yep.
00:26:54The call is in 10 minutes.
00:26:55Oh, and Chauncey, the facilities manager, needs to talk.
00:26:58Something about the broken pipe in the dorm room.
00:27:00I'll deal with that later.
00:27:02How do I look?
00:27:03Uh, like a pirate, you're missing an earring.
00:27:07An earring?
00:27:08My earring!
00:27:10Has anyone seen a pearl earring?
00:27:13Anyone?
00:27:14Oh, Teddy?
00:27:15That?
00:27:16That was a gift from President Harding to the college.
00:27:18A coffee table?
00:27:20Well, I'm just saying it's like a hundred years old.
00:27:22Oh.
00:27:23Well, I'll clean it really well then.
00:27:24Ah!
00:27:25Careful, careful!
00:27:26Oh!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Oh!
00:27:29Malcolm?
00:27:30Uh, gentle, gentle.
00:27:31We don't want to take off the finish.
00:27:32This is how I get my car to shine when I'm waxing it.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:36Gracias.
00:27:37De nada.
00:27:38My earring is in my jacket.
00:27:40What are you doing?
00:27:41About to take a new profile pic.
00:27:43That light makes my ass pop.
00:27:45Mm?
00:27:46Right?
00:27:47Oh, it isn't out.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49Hi!
00:27:50Nope!
00:27:51Okay, listen up!
00:27:54If you find a lucky pearl earring, I really need it, guys, okay?
00:28:01Whoo!
00:28:02I think I found it.
00:28:04You gotta dig it out.
00:28:05You gotta dig that out, okay?
00:28:07I'm about to do a video call.
00:28:09It is a really important one.
00:28:11And I need everyone to stay clear of the office.
00:28:14Yes, ma'am.
00:28:15Got it?
00:28:16You got it.
00:28:18Good afternoon, Mr. Farnsworth.
00:28:21Thank you so much for agreeing to meet.
00:28:23I'll admit some of my happiest memories was the years I spent at Whittendale.
00:28:27And we are making more memories for generations to come.
00:28:30And I'm sure you've heard, but we've had just a few setbacks.
00:28:35But we are pressing forward with determination and focus.
00:28:40What?
00:28:41And...
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43Really?
00:28:44Uh.
00:28:45Um.
00:28:46Waking up early money on my mind.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:50Yes?
00:28:51And we are looking for partners.
00:28:53We are looking for partners that can help us continue the traditions at Whittendale.
00:28:58I've donated in the past.
00:29:00And, well, I must say that, uh, the money wasn't well spent.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:05I am aware that the past administration wasn't exactly financially responsible.
00:29:11No!
00:29:12No!
00:29:13No!
00:29:14No!
00:29:15No!
00:29:16No!
00:29:17No!
00:29:18But I can assure you that, um, moving forward, that will not happen on my watch.
00:29:21Well, look, I am flying to Cincinnati tomorrow for a meeting.
00:29:25Perhaps I could swing by campus.
00:29:28I haven't been back in years.
00:29:31Absolutely.
00:29:32I would love to show you how we intend to turn things around at Whittendale.
00:29:37Oh, shhh.
00:29:38Come on, come on!
00:29:39Come on!
00:29:40Come on, come on!
00:29:41Come on!
00:29:42Come on!
00:29:43Um, uh, uh, we are, are ready to usher in a new era?
00:29:52Uh, uh, uh, uh, Mr. Farnsdale?
00:29:54Uh, Wittenworth?
00:29:55Um, uh, Mr. Farnsworth?
00:29:57Can you hear me?
00:29:59Whoever's on the watch, get off of it!
00:30:01Unmute. Hey!
00:30:03I-I think we've lost each other for a moment.
00:30:06Um, I think we're back, right?
00:30:11We are back. Yes, we are back.
00:30:16No!
00:30:27Boys get rid of the clutter inside?
00:30:29Ugh! Well, they got rid of one thing.
00:30:31Me!
00:30:39I'm doing the best I can, but that busted pipe
00:30:41caused a lot more damage than I thought.
00:30:43Okay, bottom line.
00:30:45How long to fix it and get the boys back in the dorm?
00:30:49Ten days, minimum. And that's with a full crew.
00:30:52Can't we have ten days? That is impossible.
00:30:56There's gotta be something that you could do
00:30:58to just speed this whole thing up.
00:31:00Come on, anything.
00:31:01There is one way I can think of.
00:31:03I'll take it.
00:31:04We get one of the physics professors...
00:31:05Yes.
00:31:06...to invent a time machine.
00:31:08So we can go back 20 years
00:31:10and fix the deferred maintenance.
00:31:12That is not funny.
00:31:14Tony liked it.
00:31:15I'm sorry. Ten days.
00:31:17That's the best that I can offer.
00:31:19You know, you could offer me the parking placard.
00:31:21You promise?
00:31:22You know, with a school this old,
00:31:23I got much bigger problems to worry about.
00:31:25Chauncey.
00:31:26What's up, man?
00:31:27Of course. Just besties.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30Heard I find you here.
00:31:32Looking at the water damage.
00:31:34They found dry rot.
00:31:35So the kids are with me for another ten days.
00:31:38Logan, I am about to lose my mind.
00:31:40I heard they blew a fuse.
00:31:42Oh.
00:31:43That sounds like you did too.
00:31:44I have never seen so many things
00:31:47plugged into a wall in my life.
00:31:49I am surprised they didn't black out the entire grid.
00:31:52Okay, well just so you know,
00:31:53they're already being punished.
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:55What?
00:31:56More push-ups?
00:31:57So scary.
00:31:58Run in laps, actually.
00:31:59You know what?
00:32:00Management is a lot more than just discipline.
00:32:03You might want to rethink your approach.
00:32:05Well that approach helped Buckeye State
00:32:07win 40 conference championships.
00:32:09I should know.
00:32:10Dad was a coach there for half.
00:32:13Van Orden.
00:32:16Your dad is Coach V?
00:32:20Yep.
00:32:21Oh, that explains a lot.
00:32:25I'll just say, you know, I'm just...
00:32:27I mean...
00:32:28It's just big shoes to fill in.
00:32:29Yeah, I mean, tell me about it.
00:32:31It's not easy being the son of a living legend.
00:32:33Do you know they're actually dedicating a statue to him
00:32:35in a couple weeks?
00:32:36Hmm.
00:32:37Look, I know I might never be a shadow of the coach my dad is,
00:32:40but...
00:32:41gotta try.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Don't be so hard on yourself.
00:32:46That's my job.
00:32:51See you at home.
00:32:52Yeah, if it's still standing.
00:32:54Good hustle today.
00:32:55Good execution.
00:32:56This is what we do.
00:32:57We just keep building every day.
00:32:58Little bit better.
00:32:59Alright?
00:33:00Everybody hit the showers.
00:33:01Let's go.
00:33:02Wolves on three.
00:33:03One, two, three.
00:33:04Wolves!
00:33:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:06Not you five.
00:33:07Come here.
00:33:08Come here.
00:33:09Come here.
00:33:10We need to talk.
00:33:24What is going on?
00:33:26As for this morning, the boys wanted to make it up to you,
00:33:29so they have each prepared a specialty from their hometown.
00:33:35But first, I believe this belongs to you.
00:33:40Ah!
00:33:41My earring!
00:33:43Oh, you dug it out!
00:33:45Speaking of pearls, this is Grandma Pearl's Autumn Harvest Pop Pie.
00:33:51She always said the secret is a pinch of nutmeg.
00:33:54Oh!
00:33:55That smells delicious.
00:33:57It's my sister's favorite.
00:33:58Well, thank you so much.
00:34:00Here we go.
00:34:01And up next...
00:34:02And this is my mother's smashed potatoes.
00:34:07I had to call her for directions.
00:34:09I know that it doesn't look pretty right now, but you really gotta try it.
00:34:12It actually looks great to me.
00:34:14And for dessert, Antonio made flan.
00:34:16Mi flan is increÃble.
00:34:18I'm very excited about that.
00:34:20Thank you so much.
00:34:21And a favorite from my hometown, Cincinnati-style chili.
00:34:26Done just the right way.
00:34:27Wait, okay.
00:34:29Chili on top of spaghetti.
00:34:32It's got cinnamon, spices, and you put it on spaghetti.
00:34:35And a whole lot of cheese.
00:34:37If it feels like you have way too much, you barely have enough.
00:34:40Are you joking?
00:34:41Is this a joke?
00:34:42No, no, no, no.
00:34:43This is a legit Cincy tradition.
00:34:44Come on.
00:34:45Okay, okay, okay.
00:34:52That's amazing.
00:34:53Yeah!
00:34:54They're so really good.
00:34:55This is a local now.
00:34:57And they did prepare one more thing.
00:34:59An apology.
00:35:01We got a little carried away.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:04See, for some of us, it's our first time away from home.
00:35:10And, um, it hasn't been easy, you know?
00:35:16And basically...
00:35:18We need to step it up.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:22Apology accepted.
00:35:23On one condition.
00:35:24Uh-oh, what's that?
00:35:25You eat with me.
00:35:26Come on!
00:35:27There's so much food!
00:35:28You know where the china is?
00:35:29Go, go!
00:35:30You heard her, boys.
00:35:31Grab your plates.
00:35:32Come on.
00:35:33Good work.
00:35:35More cheese?
00:35:36No.
00:35:37I gotta hand it to you.
00:35:38Real sport about trying the spaghetti and chili.
00:35:40It was actually delicious.
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:42Yes.
00:35:43And you know what's that?
00:35:44What's that?
00:35:45You eat with me.
00:35:46Come on!
00:35:47There's so much food!
00:35:48You know where the china is?
00:35:49Go, go!
00:35:50You heard her, boys.
00:35:51Grab your plates.
00:35:52Come on.
00:35:53Good work.
00:35:55More cheese?
00:35:56No.
00:35:57I gotta hand it to you.
00:35:58Real sport about trying the spaghetti and chili.
00:36:01It was actually delicious.
00:36:03Oh.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05And you know, kudos to you for using something other than push-ups to teach them a lesson.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Well, get them to work together in the kitchen is one thing.
00:36:11On the field, not so much.
00:36:14Well, tonight made me really happy.
00:36:17It's been so stressed.
00:36:20You know, this job being present at my college, it was my dream.
00:36:25And I just, um, I just felt like I'm the new kid on the block every single day.
00:36:31Yeah, I get that.
00:36:34My dream was coaching at Buckeye State.
00:36:37And I was perfect for that job.
00:36:39Hmm.
00:36:40And then there was rumblings about nepotism because my dad coached there.
00:36:45Look, I'm no nepo, baby.
00:36:47I work hard every day to prove myself.
00:36:50You do.
00:36:51I see you do it.
00:36:52Hey, like Marcus Aurelius said, what stands in the way becomes the way.
00:36:59So I just keep, keep pushing forward.
00:37:02You really do love stoic philosophy.
00:37:05Hell, I hope so.
00:37:06I have a degree in it.
00:37:08I had no idea.
00:37:11So what made you choose philosophy?
00:37:14I don't know.
00:37:15Probably just a little bit of rebellion for a guy who was raised on Ostroturf.
00:37:19You didn't think I was a lunkhead, did you?
00:37:22You said it, I didn't.
00:37:27I just know you're really fun to argue with.
00:37:29Um, thank you.
00:37:31I think.
00:37:32So what about you?
00:37:35What made you become such a self-starter?
00:37:37Able to handle any problem that came your way.
00:37:39You know, I think you can thank my ex for that one.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44So senior year of college, we made a promise.
00:37:48Um, one of us would work while the other went to grad school and then we would switch.
00:37:53Solid teamwork.
00:37:55Yes.
00:37:56But then as soon as I upheld my end of the bargain, he bailed.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:04So I rolled up my sleeves and put myself through school.
00:38:07Wow.
00:38:08That's really impressive.
00:38:12I guess that's when I realized that, um, I can only depend on myself.
00:38:26Okay, listen.
00:38:27Since we are both the new kids, maybe we should start trying to pull together instead of pulling apart.
00:38:39You got yourself a deal.
00:38:41Alright.
00:38:42Malcolm.
00:38:57Have you been there all night?
00:38:59Ugh.
00:39:00I was asleep studying.
00:39:02Oh buddy, that's no way to study.
00:39:03Come on, come on.
00:39:04There's breakfast in the dining room.
00:39:05Go, go, go.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:07Hey.
00:39:08Hey.
00:39:09Where are you heading?
00:39:10Uh, the big donor is flying in and I am picking him up in 15 minutes.
00:39:15Well, I guess the meeting went better than you thought, huh?
00:39:17Guess so.
00:39:18Alright, well, good luck landing the whale.
00:39:21Thank you so much.
00:39:26Come on!
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28Come on!
00:39:29Be better!
00:39:30Hey, hey, what's going on?
00:39:31The Kappa Beta's blocked me in again.
00:39:34Okay, look, um, I'll run and grab my car.
00:39:36It's at my place.
00:39:37Ten minutes.
00:39:38No, no, I don't have time.
00:39:39I would go knock on their door, but they literally never answer.
00:39:43Boys, front and center.
00:39:44President needs our help.
00:39:45Let's go.
00:39:46What?
00:39:47What?
00:39:48What are you guys gonna do?
00:39:51Get your spot.
00:39:52You're not gonna move the car.
00:39:54Lift up the legs.
00:39:55Ready?
00:39:56Three, two, one.
00:39:57Go!
00:39:58Move!
00:39:59Up, up, up!
00:40:00Step!
00:40:01Step!
00:40:02Step!
00:40:03Step!
00:40:04Down!
00:40:05Slowly!
00:40:06Slowly!
00:40:07Slowly!
00:40:08It's a work, boy!
00:40:11Here we go!
00:40:12I can't believe you did that!
00:40:15Perks of being part of a team.
00:40:17Go on, go get them!
00:40:19My friends and I used to study underneath that very tree.
00:40:23And in that building, I learned about supply and demand.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:28And in that, that is where I had my first kiss for my future wife.
00:40:34Aw.
00:40:35Yep, right there in the Franklin Ballroom.
00:40:38I was in the acapella group and she was in the choir.
00:40:41So, I guess you could say music brought us together.
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46So you're a fan of the arts?
00:40:47Oh, absolutely.
00:40:48Of course, my true love is football.
00:40:49You know, the tailgate parties and then the game and the victory bonfires.
00:40:54Yes, yes, yes.
00:40:55And those traditions are still very much alive here.
00:40:58But every era has its challenges and the arts program could really use the support right now.
00:41:06A bailout of the arts program wouldn't change the calculus, would it?
00:41:10I hear that. I do.
00:41:11I'm not opposed to helping the college.
00:41:14But if I do, and that's still a big if, I'd like my contribution to be lasting.
00:41:20Well, you know, Founder's Day, it's next weekend.
00:41:23So, are you stopping by?
00:41:25Do you still do the, what was it, the Founder's Day Formal?
00:41:29Um, no.
00:41:32They haven't done it in a while.
00:41:35But with my tenure here, I am bringing it back.
00:41:39Well, I'm headed to a conference in Aspen this weekend.
00:41:43I'll see some other Whittendale alums while I'm there.
00:41:45And they will be tickled to know that you've brought back the Formal.
00:41:49What if we drop by next weekend, you know, on the way back?
00:41:53See if we can, uh, creak the boards of the old dance floor for old times' sake.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59And then you, in the meantime, can come up with a proposal now that you know my concerns.
00:42:04Perfect.
00:42:06Okay, guys, let's run it again.
00:42:09Wolf!
00:42:10Four to two!
00:42:11Hot!
00:42:15Oh, boy.
00:42:17Sorry, Coach Olsen.
00:42:19Second team, let's see if you can get it right.
00:42:25Everything okay?
00:42:26Oh, more like chaos.
00:42:28We lost our first two games.
00:42:30I got a bunch of kids who are struggling with their classes.
00:42:32I'm just not reaching them.
00:42:34Well, maybe it's because you're still operating from your dad's playbook.
00:42:38You might want to toss that thing out and come up with your own.
00:42:41Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:44Easier said than done.
00:42:47Whoop!
00:42:49Twins right!
00:42:50826 TPL.
00:42:51Let's go!
00:42:52So, uh, how did your big meeting go?
00:42:54Uh, terrible.
00:42:55Farnsworth is coming back next weekend to hear my idea about how to help the college.
00:43:00How is that terrible?
00:43:01I don't have an idea.
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:03And to make matters worse, I kind of sort of agreed to revive the Founder's Day formal.
00:43:10With what time?
00:43:13Look, I know you're used to doing things by yourself.
00:43:15But you're part of a team now.
00:43:17Let us help you.
00:43:18Just think about it.
00:43:22Maybe I will.
00:43:23Oh.
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:28Well, good luck with this.
00:43:30Thanks.
00:43:39Hey!
00:43:40Hey!
00:43:41You, uh, you meditating or something?
00:43:44I wish.
00:43:45Well, I'm, uh, I'm just heading out for some groceries.
00:43:47You need anything?
00:43:48Yes.
00:43:49Plain oat milk.
00:43:50But you have to look at the cartons carefully because the plain and vanilla, they look exactly
00:43:55the same.
00:43:56And if they don't have plain, then get me soy milk.
00:43:59Maybe, maybe, maybe you should just come with me.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:06What's with all the food?
00:44:07Athletes eat a lot.
00:44:08Yeah, no kidding.
00:44:09It's enough food to feed an army.
00:44:12Well, if they're an army, I am losing the war.
00:44:15I got a huge game in Dayton this week.
00:44:18Boys are going a million different directions.
00:44:20They're just distracted.
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:23I have a few ideas.
00:44:25Why?
00:44:26Well, you do, do you?
00:44:27Well, when you live with people, you notice things like Teddy keeps disappearing to his
00:44:31room to watch movies alone.
00:44:34I'm telling you, I think he's homesick.
00:44:36It's college.
00:44:37Kids get homesick.
00:44:38Well, and I don't know if you've noticed, but Malcolm keeps pulling these all-nighters
00:44:41studying.
00:44:42Does he seem kind of tired lately?
00:44:45I think he needs better study habits.
00:44:48And then Nick, I think he's having girl problems.
00:44:51Mr. Confident?
00:44:53Come on.
00:44:54I overheard him the other night talking to himself.
00:44:57It was like he was rehearsing trying to ask a girl out.
00:45:00Yeah, he has seemed kind of distracted.
00:45:03Mm-hmm.
00:45:05I mean, look, my guys are tough.
00:45:08I've seen Teddy bench over 300 pounds.
00:45:11Malcolm does triathlons.
00:45:12But that's being physically tough.
00:45:14I mean, they're still young guys, and they need guidance and support.
00:45:18So just talk to them.
00:45:20You might be surprised what you find out.
00:45:22Yeah?
00:45:23Brand flakes.
00:45:24Put that back.
00:45:33Franklin Ballroom in all its glory.
00:45:36Oof.
00:45:37How long has it been like this?
00:45:39Years.
00:45:40No one uses this space anymore except for storage.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:44Huh.
00:45:45Well, I mean, if you look past the junk and cobwebs, it actually has really beautiful woodwork.
00:45:52So what is sudden interest?
00:45:54Well, I am hosting a donor and reviving the Founder's Day formal, so I need this space to be presentable.
00:46:01By next weekend?
00:46:03You got it.
00:46:04Cassidy!
00:46:05Uh, Chauncey!
00:46:06My staff has been playing whack-a-moe fixing stuff all over campus, including that flooded dorm.
00:46:11I know, because you still haven't got me my parking pocket.
00:46:15I mean, the football team had to literally pick up a car and move it so I could get out.
00:46:20I would have liked to see that one.
00:46:24You know what?
00:46:25You don't have to worry about it because I know exactly who I'm going to ask for help.
00:46:34Are you following me?
00:46:35Because it feels like you're not following me.
00:46:37Always remember that.
00:46:38Right?
00:46:39Look at this.
00:46:40It's perfect.
00:46:41I think I found the perfect place for the formal.
00:46:43Farnsworth is going to love it.
00:46:45What's going on?
00:46:48Nick has a crush on a girl in his class.
00:46:50Great.
00:46:51Now everybody knows.
00:46:52Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:46:54I mean, we all need help every once in a while.
00:46:57But, um, what is that?
00:47:00That is my game plan for success.
00:47:03See, Janine, she works at the library, so Nick is going to casually stroll over after class, huh?
00:47:08A little wink, a little smile, and then offer to move something heavy for her.
00:47:12Look at him.
00:47:13Look at those guns.
00:47:14Okay, Nick, have you tried just talking to Janine?
00:47:18Human to human.
00:47:19He will after he dazzles her with his full-on charm offensive.
00:47:22No dazzling necessary.
00:47:24You just need to be yourself.
00:47:25Okay, so that's the thing.
00:47:27Every time I try to talk to Janine, I just get all tongue-tied.
00:47:31What about a note?
00:47:32A poem.
00:47:33A poem.
00:47:34No, no, no poetry.
00:47:35We actually covered that.
00:47:36He is not Lord Byron.
00:47:37Oh, you could ask her for help on your homework.
00:47:40Women love vulnerability.
00:47:41Ugh, no, no, no, no.
00:47:42Asking for help is a one-way ticket to the friend zone.
00:47:45That is no strategy.
00:47:46Okay, but Logan, people are more than just X's and O's on a chart.
00:47:49Yes, but you need to be bold.
00:47:51You need to be like a wolf, not a little laptop.
00:47:53A wolf, no.
00:47:54Time out.
00:47:55Time out.
00:47:56You're backseat coaching.
00:47:57I am trying to help because I think I might have a few more ideas about what women like.
00:48:02Oh, I do okay for myself.
00:48:05Define okay.
00:48:06Okay as in very good.
00:48:07How's that?
00:48:08Oh, what is very good?
00:48:09Please say more about that.
00:48:10Very good.
00:48:11Okay?
00:48:12And listen, but anyway, this is not about me.
00:48:13This is about-
00:48:14Look what you did there.
00:48:18Look what you did.
00:48:19Look I know how much you love these boys and you care about them, but you spend so much
00:48:24time going over the game tape and studying the opponent.
00:48:28I think it's time that you look deeper into your own team.
00:48:37But it's a very good drawing.
00:48:39So Coach and I talked and we want to switch things up a bit.
00:48:52We are a team after all.
00:48:54And a team is bigger than the sum of its parts.
00:48:56So we're going to start working together to bring the best out of each other.
00:48:59Mm-hmm.
00:49:00And in that spirit-
00:49:01We are going to have sit down, dinner, family style every night.
00:49:07No more grab and go from the fridge.
00:49:09Wait.
00:49:10Hang on.
00:49:11She's not done.
00:49:12And we are going to institute nightly study hall in the dining room and no more cramming.
00:49:17I know.
00:49:18And we are going to help each other.
00:49:20Malcolm.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Hang on.
00:49:23We're bringing in some fun.
00:49:24Starting with a movie night in the backyard with barbecue.
00:49:27And you can invite your friends.
00:49:29After all, this is your home.
00:49:31It should feel like it.
00:49:33So...
00:49:36Break!
00:49:38No.
00:49:39One, two, three.
00:49:40Break!
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42All right.
00:49:44Hey, hey, Teddy.
00:49:45Wait for a sec.
00:49:46What's up, Coach?
00:49:47You're a bit of a cinephile, right?
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:49Movie nights were a big deal in my family.
00:49:51So what if we put you in charge of movie night?
00:49:53You know, you pick the film, share it with your Whittendale family.
00:49:56Really?
00:49:57Yeah.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59All right.
00:50:00Go on, buddy.
00:50:01I got an idea.
00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:03Thanks, Coach.
00:50:04You bet.
00:50:08Don't gloat.
00:50:21Hello!
00:50:22Oh, boy!
00:50:24Hey!
00:50:25Hi!
00:50:26You want ex?
00:50:27No!
00:50:28I-I'm good!
00:50:29Antonio, come on!
00:50:30We got a rematch!
00:50:31Ah!
00:50:33Hello?
00:50:34Hey.
00:50:37Hey.
00:50:38You want next?
00:50:39No, I'm good.
00:50:41Antonio, come on, we got a rematch.
00:50:49Hello.
00:50:50What?
00:50:51Hi.
00:50:52Uh, President Miller?
00:50:54Is she here?
00:50:55In her office.
00:50:56In her office.
00:50:58Okay.
00:50:59Barnsworth's office confirmed.
00:51:00He's gonna be here Friday.
00:51:01And he's bringing friends.
00:51:03You didn't have to come all this way to tell me that.
00:51:04You could have called.
00:51:05Are you kidding?
00:51:06The entire campus is buzzing to get a peek inside the Bro Chateau.
00:51:11Excuse me?
00:51:12It's all trending.
00:51:13I mean, they have a hashtag going.
00:51:15Anyway, um, how, how's the proposal going?
00:51:18Well, I have tried moving my body.
00:51:22I have tried not moving my body.
00:51:24I have tried meditation.
00:51:26I have tried screen therapy.
00:51:29Do you have any idea how many times I had scraped this zen garden?
00:51:39The answer is a lot.
00:51:41And the only thing that I have come up with is a new theater space.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45But, but, but, but nope.
00:51:47When I crunched the numbers, the ticket sales couldn't possibly bring in the ongoing revenue that we need.
00:51:54I know you're gonna figure it out.
00:51:56Well, that makes one of us.
00:51:58I don't know why this is so hard.
00:52:00Look, here.
00:52:01Mitosis is when a cell splits into two identical parts.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06Look at this.
00:52:07Yeah, yeah.
00:52:08Okay, think of it this way.
00:52:09Twin's right.
00:52:10You got two receivers running down the field on the same side.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:15Yeah, like when they're marrying each other.
00:52:17Exactly.
00:52:18But meiosis, after the snap, the play gets a little unpredictable.
00:52:22Like when you guys can't get open out to scramble for a touchdown.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:26It's like genetically, who knows which way things will go.
00:52:30They just got game, right?
00:52:32Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:52:33Okay, yeah.
00:52:34Uh, Nick, why don't you grab the door?
00:52:37Hi.
00:52:43Hi.
00:52:44Hi.
00:52:47You're Nick, right?
00:52:48You're in my English class.
00:52:50Yeah, I, I, I, I know.
00:52:53Uh, well, President Miller ordered these books from the library.
00:52:58Janine.
00:52:59Hi.
00:53:00Thank you so much for bringing those by.
00:53:03You know, we're doing a movie night tonight.
00:53:06Nick, do you want to ask Janine if she wants to join us?
00:53:10Um, sure.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:14Yeah, come in.
00:53:15Uh, Logan, let's go run that errand.
00:53:18Hey.
00:53:19What errand?
00:53:20Ah.
00:53:21Snacks for the movie.
00:53:22Yes.
00:53:23We have to run some errands, excuse us.
00:53:26And return these books.
00:53:29Oh, you are good.
00:53:31That was well played back there.
00:53:34Nick just needed a little push.
00:53:36How's things going with you?
00:53:38How's the, uh, plan for the big donor?
00:53:41Oh, well, I am supposed to wow them with my presentation, and so far, I got nothing.
00:53:48You know, my dad always used to say, the best plays are born off the field.
00:53:55Off the field.
00:53:57Wait a minute.
00:53:58What?
00:53:59What?
00:54:00The field.
00:54:01Farnsworth.
00:54:02He wants a legacy, right?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04He loves the arts, but you know what he loves more?
00:54:06Football.
00:54:07I have been thinking too small.
00:54:08What if I pitch Farnsworth on a new football stadium?
00:54:10Oh, look, as much as I would love an upgrade, how exactly is that going to help the arts program?
00:54:23Because we make it broadcast compatible, right?
00:54:27We sell broadcasting rights and naming rights and ticket sales.
00:54:31It's an ongoing revenue source for the college, including the arts.
00:54:35It doesn't matter how nice the stadium is if I can't turn this program around.
00:54:39But you will.
00:54:41I am not worried about that.
00:54:43I believe in you, and so do those young men.
00:54:45Okay?
00:54:46We just need to come up with a vision for the football stadium.
00:54:51Just something that will blow his mind.
00:54:53Did you just say, we?
00:54:55Just because it sounded like you were, it sounded like you were asking for my help.
00:54:59I just wanted to be clear.
00:55:05I would love your help.
00:55:07Please.
00:55:08Strategy is my specialty, I guess.
00:55:11I know.
00:55:12You know, so...
00:55:14Oh, I'm so in.
00:55:15Yeah?
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:17You're in?
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:19Oh, come on, we have so much to do.
00:55:21Wow.
00:55:22Now that is a classic, my friends.
00:55:24What do we think?
00:55:25First movie night.
00:55:26Hey, yo.
00:55:27What do you suppose is going on in the air?
00:55:29What do you mean?
00:55:30Hey, those two have chemistry.
00:55:33And I'm not talking science.
00:55:35Wait.
00:55:36Wait, hold on.
00:55:37You think Coach and Prez like each other?
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39All they do is argue.
00:55:40What are you talking about?
00:55:41Exactly.
00:55:42Okay, guys.
00:55:43Guys.
00:55:44They've been pretty great to us.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48Maybe it's time we return the favor.
00:55:50Yeah?
00:55:51What'd you have in mind?
00:55:52All right.
00:55:53Have a look.
00:55:54So here's the rule that I do.
00:56:03Knock, knock.
00:56:04Sorry to interrupt your whole zen thing.
00:56:07It's okay.
00:56:08I'm just doing some yoga.
00:56:10Doesn't look like yoga.
00:56:11Either way, I'm practicing being present.
00:56:14Well, we thought you might like to be present with us on our morning run.
00:56:18Mm-hmm.
00:56:19Thank you for asking, but I will take a rain check.
00:56:23Come on.
00:56:24It's such a nice fall morning.
00:56:25And the crisp air clears your mind.
00:56:27Big steep air clears your mind.
00:56:31Boom.
00:56:32No!
00:56:34No!
00:56:35Ah-ha!
00:56:36What's that?
00:57:00President Miller?
00:57:06Nice soft fingers, boys. Very good, Malcolm.
00:57:12Sorry, what is this?
00:57:15Behold the power of the arts.
00:57:19I called in a favor for some of our talent from the dance program.
00:57:23Music helps me focus, and so I thought it would also help the boys.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27Okay?
00:57:28Hey, listen, I just got off the phone with my buddy in Columbus.
00:57:30He's gonna speed build us a model of stadium.
00:57:32He's gonna run me through all the details for the pitch.
00:57:34It's gonna be great.
00:57:36Yeah, a foreign person's gonna love it.
00:57:37Yes.
00:57:38Could you spare your boys just for a few hours?
00:57:42I could really use their help.
00:57:44I mean, kind of busy, aren't they?
00:57:48Hold me up, bro.
00:57:51Hey, despacito, despacito.
00:57:53You gotta keep up.
00:57:54Time to lay the wood, baby.
00:57:56One more, one more, one more.
00:58:00Hey, Janine.
00:58:01I'm wide open.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04Thanks, man.
00:58:05Go long.
00:58:06Oh, good throw.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Help me help you.
00:58:10I got it.
00:58:11Good job, too.
00:58:12I got it.
00:58:13Good job, too.
00:58:14I got it.
00:58:15Nice breath.
00:58:16Okay.
00:58:17Okay, Nick, you got those windows next, huh?
00:58:19Make them sparkle.
00:58:20Guys, I need all this cleared out.
00:58:22This is my dance floor.
00:58:23And I need all of those tables all the way down there.
00:58:26Rock is ticking, guys.
00:58:28Come on.
00:58:29Let's go.
00:58:30Hustle, hustle, hustle.
00:58:31Oh.
00:58:36Yuck.
00:58:37Oh, no.
00:58:38Hey, hey.
00:58:39Can't wait for tomorrow's game.
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Oh, no.
00:58:45Oh, no.
00:58:47Oh, um, Teddy.
00:58:50I think your guests are here.
00:58:52Do you mind grabbing the door?
00:58:54Wait.
00:58:55I didn't invite anyone.
00:58:57Hey, Teddy!
00:59:00Hey, Teddy!
00:59:01Oh!
00:59:02Oh!
00:59:03You look so handsome!
00:59:05Mom!
00:59:06I made you cookies.
00:59:07They're burnt on the bottom just like you like them.
00:59:09No.
00:59:10Wait.
00:59:11What are you guys doing here?
00:59:13I mean, what?
00:59:14I took care of it.
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:16So, come on in, everybody.
00:59:17They couldn't miss your big game.
00:59:18Come on.
00:59:19Seriously?
00:59:20I got tons of food.
00:59:21Yeah, I know.
00:59:22I want you to meet the guys.
00:59:23Come on.
00:59:24Thanks so much.
00:59:25Of course.
00:59:26Last play of the game, and the Wolves will need a miracle to win.
00:59:45Say hi!
00:59:46Hi for the luxury!
00:59:48Oat 36 and a half.
00:59:49Woo!
00:59:50Wo-o-o-o-w.
00:59:52There we go.
00:59:53Move it, boy!
00:59:54Hi!
00:59:55All right.
00:59:56Good to see you.
00:59:57Hi.
00:59:58Chap.
00:59:59Look up.
01:00:00Oh, boy.
01:00:01So beautiful, bro.
01:00:03Oh, boy.
01:00:05Soose six, one, two, one.
01:00:06Boom!
01:00:07Ah!
01:00:08want any pizza no I'm okay check out Romeo they're so cute are you sure you're okay with
01:00:29all these people here in your house I mean yeah yeah yeah you just don't really you don't really
01:00:37strike me as a house party type it's the pantsuits it's not helping what's the point of having a big
01:00:48old house if you can't fill it with buff yeah yeah I think I should do with like a toast for
01:00:58the boys for the team or something but I don't like how do I gather everybody I don't want
01:01:03never get used to that hey everyone I want to make a toast thank you
01:01:13to the Whittendale Wolves and their first victory of the season and many many more
01:01:21Wittendale forever
01:01:27Wittendale we love you
01:01:35you're brave and strong and bold your purple chosen loyalty your heart of solid gold
01:01:41to the hills of Ohio to the golden plains our mighty woes will conquer all I'll sing you this refrain
01:01:49oh Wittendale forever we'll fight until the end one heart one soul one team oh Wittendale
01:01:57we'll win again
01:02:01W-H-I-T-T-E-S-T-A-L-E Wittendale Wittendale Wittendale forever
01:02:10hey Cass yeah my architect buddy sent me some photos of the model check it out
01:02:20it's perfect so it's gonna be ready Saturday morning uh I have to head up to Buckeye State
01:02:25anyway I'll just grab it on the way back oh yeah your dad's statue dedication yeah yeah I just need
01:02:30to make an appearance I mean my dad's gonna be swamped by alumni so he won't even know I left okay
01:02:34but you are gonna be back by two o'clock for Farnsworth right I will be here I promise okay
01:02:39where are things at at your end um can I just walk you through the plan yeah uh Ken Antonio do you
01:02:44mind bringing it over thank you okay so Friday we are going to wow them with the best Founder's Day
01:02:54formal they have ever attended and then Saturday I'm gonna open the presentation with my vision for
01:03:01the future of the college that's when I hand it off to you you will give the details of the stadium
01:03:05and the impact on campus athletics yes I will bring the fire you will bring the fire yes okay
01:03:10and now I just need to um double check the menu catering hotel reservations look at me look at me
01:03:17there's a time when you throw the football and it is out of your hands you understand me so relax
01:03:23the team's gonna take care of this hey what are you two still doing here you're gonna be late for
01:03:29the pop-up concerto in the ballroom I didn't know there was a concert that's why it's called the pop-up
01:03:34they appear out of nowhere they liked how much we cleaned up the place so they set it up okay yeah
01:03:40let's do it family adventure let's go oh we we can't um we have a players only meeting tonight yeah
01:03:47right but you two should totally go hey how come I didn't know about any meeting because it's players
01:03:53only coach y'all better go before you miss it we'll catch up with you after though
01:03:57I saw the world come on all right let's all right have a great meeting
01:04:02let's go first ones here so I talked to Chauncey today dorm will be done day after tomorrow
01:04:16I know you know it's funny when they first moved in I was literally counting down the days
01:04:23it's marking them off the calendar yeah and now it's not gonna be the same without them I know
01:04:32what oh you call them barbarians well it turns out they're pretty great chief barbarian included
01:04:42well this is fun and festive wow look at that wow music program is really going all out tonight
01:04:54I didn't realize they just played spontaneously like that
01:05:02something tells me that we're the ones getting played yeah yeah
01:05:10well I mean as long as we're here
01:05:15I want to thank you for what well for uh forcing this situation on me
01:05:40but seriously it has reminded me of what I've been missing connection joy
01:05:55these last few weeks have been a surprise but in the best way
01:06:03well sometimes uh when you come from where you least expect it
01:06:09hmm I cannot agree more
01:06:13I got fresh ones too protein it's over there the good protein yes
01:06:20protein it's over there the good protein yes
01:06:25protein yes
01:06:30baby
01:06:32oh yes
01:06:34oh yes
01:06:37oh
01:06:50oh
01:06:52oh
01:07:07oh
01:07:09oh
01:07:23where'd they go
01:07:24guess we're on our own
01:07:26a county yeah I had a craving okay it's comfort food and I need comfort this week okay please be careful
01:07:36Huh, there is something different about you, boss.
01:07:40Oh, I have bigger fish to fry.
01:07:42Yeah, not what I was saying.
01:07:44I mean, you're just so much more relaxed.
01:07:46You're eating a hot dog, not a salad.
01:07:48Maybe something to do with a cute coach,
01:07:51or the boys hanging out with you.
01:07:54Come on, tell me.
01:07:57Okay.
01:07:58I need to hear it.
01:07:59Calm down.
01:08:01Look, the boys,
01:08:03I really don't mind them being around anymore.
01:08:06It's kind of nice.
01:08:08And Coach, well, he's kind of like the cheese on this chili dog.
01:08:14The cheese?
01:08:15At first you think it's going to be way too much,
01:08:18but then it kind of grows on you.
01:08:22It looks good on you.
01:08:25Well, how do I look?
01:08:27Almost as good as I do.
01:08:29Wow, Prez.
01:08:33You look amazing.
01:08:35Just trying to show off the school colors.
01:08:37Mm-hmm.
01:08:38And you, oh, you look so handsome.
01:08:42I just hope I haven't forgotten anything.
01:08:46Don't worry.
01:08:47We got you.
01:08:49Well, then it's show time.
01:08:52Let's hit it.
01:08:53Let's hit it.
01:08:54Let's go.
01:08:56President Miller, thank you for arranging all of this.
01:09:13So many memories, all of us here together again.
01:09:17And the Franklin Ballroom looks just as I remember.
01:09:22Oh, that's right.
01:09:23You used to sing in an a cappella group back in the day.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:26Once upon a time, I was quite a baritone.
01:09:28Well, the choir will be performing tonight.
01:09:31Maybe we can get a solo out of you?
01:09:33Tempting.
01:09:34Tempting.
01:09:35But I think we'll leave the spotlight to the younger generations.
01:09:39Ah, speaking of which, I would love to introduce you to our promising new quarterback.
01:09:45Um, Nick, this is Leo Farnsworth.
01:09:48Did you play football when you were here at Wittendale?
01:09:50No, but I'd never missed a game.
01:09:52And I was in the stands for that famous win over Cordelia College.
01:09:57Wait, that was the Z-reverse pass for the Hail Mary touchdown.
01:10:01That must have been epic.
01:10:03Oh, it was.
01:10:04Well, um, I'm gonna go pop and lock it with the guys.
01:10:07Nice meeting you.
01:10:08It was really nice to meet you.
01:10:09Have fun.
01:10:10It is my honor, Mr. Farnsworth, to introduce you to Logan Van Orden, our new football coach.
01:10:29Of course, the Logan Van Orden.
01:10:31High school legend who followed in his father's footsteps.
01:10:34Wow.
01:10:35You know, I still remember your state championship.
01:10:37Three unanswered touchdowns while you were trailing by 16 in the fourth.
01:10:43Now you have quite a recall for numbers, sir.
01:10:45Numbers have built my empire.
01:10:47And from what I hear, your numbers are going up as a coach.
01:10:50Well, this little team has a lot of fight in it.
01:10:52Wittendale may be small, but that's what makes it special, all of the support and encouragement.
01:10:57Kids don't need a fancy school.
01:11:00They just need someone to believe in them.
01:11:02But you are making a big difference here.
01:11:05And I want you to know that.
01:11:10Uh, Cassidy here has been an incredible help.
01:11:13And she has some great ideas for the future of Wittendale.
01:11:16Great. I can't wait to hear them.
01:11:18And we will. Tomorrow.
01:11:19But tonight?
01:11:20Tonight is strictly for enjoying yourself.
01:11:22Would you guys mind if I stole Cassidy for a bit?
01:11:28Of course. Excuse us.
01:11:30Come. I will introduce you to some of the faculty.
01:11:33But perhaps we might, um, cut a rug first for just a moment, huh?
01:11:37You look stunning, President Miller.
01:11:42Thank you so much.
01:11:44You look very dapper.
01:11:48No whistle tonight?
01:11:50Oh, sorry. No, I left it at home.
01:11:52We'll get started shortly.
01:12:20Any word?
01:12:24No. I've called him a dozen times and it keeps going straight to voicemail.
01:12:26He was supposed to be back by now. I know.
01:12:30I'll try him again.
01:12:32Ten minutes. That's it.
01:12:36You've reached Coach Van Orden.
01:12:38Sorry I missed you, but, uh, leave a message.
01:12:42Logan, where are you?
01:12:44Are you okay?
01:12:46Can I get anybody a coffee?
01:12:48Maybe a sparkling water?
01:12:50I think we're ready to move forward.
01:12:56The meeting is...
01:12:57I don't think that we can wait any longer.
01:12:59Thank you so much for your patience.
01:13:12So sorry. I'll explain later. Come on, let's crush it.
01:13:26It's too late.
01:13:27Wait, what? Hang on, what? What about Farnsworth?
01:13:30I'm guessing he's about 30,000 feet above Altoona right now, headed back to New York.
01:13:37And the proposal?
01:13:39He said it showed promise, but it lacked details.
01:13:43And after the last time he donated to Whittendale, he couldn't ask his friends to invest and neither could he.
01:13:50When you didn't show up, the entire thing, it fell flat.
01:13:56Because you, you were the details. You talked to the architect. You were supposed to seal the deal.
01:14:01That model, that model was a pivotal part of our entire presentation.
01:14:06Where were you? Why didn't you answer my calls?
01:14:08I had my phone on silent for the ceremony.
01:14:12And then on the way out, I got stopped by Coach Wilkin.
01:14:15The, the, the Coach Wilkin?
01:14:18Yeah.
01:14:19Yeah, he said he's watched the last few games, been really impressed with what I've been doing here.
01:14:24He offered me an assistant coaching job there next fall.
01:14:28I thought you said the position had been filled.
01:14:31I guess they had to change your heart.
01:14:35Look, the whole thing just caught me off guard. I...
01:14:40Wow.
01:14:41Hey, congratulations.
01:14:48No, I'm happy for you. This is, this is what you wanted.
01:14:53You deserve it.
01:14:54Oh, come on. Look, I'm so embarrassed.
01:14:56By the time Coach and I stopped talking, it was late.
01:14:58And then I tried to call you from the car.
01:14:59I was in the middle of my presentation.
01:15:00I know, I...
01:15:04It's fine.
01:15:05Oh, hey, hey, have you got a sec, please.
01:15:07I feel terrible. Please.
01:15:08Don't. I never should have asked you to help me in the first place.
01:15:10This was too important. I should have just done it myself.
01:15:17But hey, at least one of us got what we wanted.
01:15:21Cass, I want you to know I didn't say yes.
01:15:25I told him I needed some time. I needed to think about it.
01:15:28What is there to think about?
01:15:29Coaching football at Buckeye State is your dream.
01:15:34I know it is.
01:15:35You cannot walk away from that.
01:15:36Putting your future on hold for someone else, it will not end well.
01:15:41Trust me. I have been there.
01:15:44Please. Let me try and fix this, okay? I can reach out to Farnsworth.
01:15:47I can ask...
01:15:48It's fine.
01:15:50Really.
01:15:54I'm the one who dropped the ball.
01:15:56We got a little date this Saturday, so...
01:16:09All right, call Topo!
01:16:10What?
01:16:11How'd they bring that back in?
01:16:13Hey!
01:16:14Hey!
01:16:15I'll move back in?
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17You'd never know it was flooded in the first place.
01:16:18Good to hear it.
01:16:19It would be nice to have your place back, right?
01:16:20Yeah!
01:16:21On today's last day, you'll have to deal with my motherly nagging, so...
01:16:24Everyone wins.
01:16:25Okay, Malcolm.
01:16:26No more all nighters.
01:16:27Okay?
01:16:28You have to get your sleep, it's really important.
01:16:29You got it.
01:16:30I'm going to play in the second.
01:16:31All nighters.
01:16:32Fuck you.
01:16:33You're 30 seconds.
01:16:34I'm going to go to my mom, though.
01:16:35You got it.
01:16:37Yeah.
01:16:38You never know it was flooded in the first place.
01:16:39Good to hear it.
01:16:40It would be nice to have your place back, right?
01:16:43Yeah!
01:16:44And today's last day, you'll have to deal with my motherly nagging, so...
01:16:49Everyone wins.
01:16:51Okay, Malcolm.
01:16:52you can keep my dvd player as long as you want yes ma'am you two my gamers one hour a day tops
01:17:04see of course press okay if you need any advice with the genuine situation call me okay
01:17:12thanks thank you for everything
01:17:18if you guys need anything you know i'm just like right down the road one two three
01:17:42so
01:17:46so
01:17:52so
01:17:56so
01:17:58so
01:18:00so
01:18:10Let's go, grab some water!
01:18:39Made a thread the needle, Nick.
01:18:40Thanks.
01:18:41Great. Looking good, boys.
01:18:43You ready for the weekend?
01:18:45The question is, are you?
01:18:46Yeah, Coach, have you talked to President Miller since your very costly fumble?
01:18:49Hey, I didn't fumble anything.
01:18:51If we messed up as bad as you did, you'd have us running laps out here all day.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:55You know that.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:56Yeah?
01:18:57Well, if that's the case, I probably owe her a marathon.
01:19:01Okay, well, do you want to talk about the admissions council?
01:19:10What I really want is an update on the Farnsworth situation.
01:19:14I have left so many messages.
01:19:16I've called so many times.
01:19:18His assistant has actually started screening my calls.
01:19:21I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not a good sign.
01:19:23That's what I was thinking.
01:19:24Oh, it's Teddy.
01:19:31The football team needs me.
01:19:34I, I, I gotta go.
01:19:36Okay, go.
01:19:36Okay.
01:19:37I've got this.
01:19:39Where are you taking me?
01:19:41Teddy, this was the locker room.
01:19:42Oh, are you decent?
01:19:43Come on, Prez.
01:19:44They've been waiting all day for this.
01:19:46Oh.
01:19:51What is going on?
01:19:52Tell her, Coach.
01:19:54Seems I have a mutiny on my hands.
01:19:56So, Coach usually gives us this rousing speech to fire us up before each game?
01:20:00But the boys, well, they insisted you give the speech today.
01:20:05Oh, you guys, that is so sweet.
01:20:08It really, but trust me, I, I'm, I'm not a rousing speech kind of person.
01:20:14I mean, thought-provoking, maybe, but not a...
01:20:17Come on, Prez.
01:20:19You got this.
01:20:20You can do it.
01:20:21Okay.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:27Um...
01:20:28You got it.
01:20:31You sure you're okay with this?
01:20:33You got this.
01:20:33Uh, talk about being thrown to the wolves.
01:20:40Well, uh, I've always prided myself on being a person who could tackle any problem by myself.
01:20:52I guess you could say I was a team of one, but what I didn't realize was I was the one that was missing out on something bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined.
01:21:10I was just backing each other up, sharing in life's ups and downs, and whether you win or lose, you're never alone.
01:21:21Because when you have a team of people behind you, the sky is the limit.
01:21:29There is literally nothing you can't do.
01:21:35We are the Wendell Wolves.
01:21:39And why be a lone wolf when you can be a part of a wolf pack?
01:21:45I want you to know that even after Coach Logan leaves, I'll be here.
01:21:57Always in your corner.
01:21:59Your biggest cheerleader.
01:22:01I am already so proud of you, but today, we are going to go out there, and we are going to make Wittendale proud.
01:22:12Yeah? Bring it in. Hands in.
01:22:14Come on, come on.
01:22:14Hands in.
01:22:15One, two, three.
01:22:16Yes, it's good.
01:22:25That was a great psycho speech.
01:22:27Yeah?
01:22:27Great speech.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29You did get one thing wrong.
01:22:30Too heavy on the wolf stuff.
01:22:31No.
01:22:33I'm not going anywhere.
01:22:34What?
01:22:35Why?
01:22:38Wittendale forever, right?
01:22:42This right here.
01:22:44This is where I belong.
01:22:49Let's go win this thing.
01:22:50Let's go win this thing!
01:22:57I like it.
01:22:58Hi!
01:22:59Good work today, boys.
01:22:59Yes!
01:23:00Good work!
01:23:02So wait, are you sure about this decision of not going to Buckeye State?
01:23:06I have never been more sure of anything in my entire life.
01:23:09Just like Farnsworth said, at a small college, I can have a big impact.
01:23:13That's what really matters.
01:23:14I know, but it's your dream.
01:23:15Yeah, but I mean, sometimes the best game plan is the best game plan is the one you never planned for at all.
01:23:25Uh, actually, I think someone's here to talk to.
01:23:29Mr. Farnsworth, I thought you were in New York.
01:23:32Well, what's the point of having a private jet if you don't use it?
01:23:35Did you just come in for the game?
01:23:37Well, the coach here was very persuasive.
01:23:41And I had the time to take a look at your proposal and go through it.
01:23:45It's very compelling.
01:23:46But, you know, Cassidy, I don't invest in just ideas.
01:23:51I invest in teams.
01:23:54And you two make a great one.
01:23:57What do you think of the name Farnsworth Field?
01:24:00That's a nice ring, right?
01:24:01Love it.
01:24:02Done.
01:24:02Absolutely love it.
01:24:03Done.
01:24:03Thank you so much.
01:24:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:24:05My office will be in touch.
01:24:08Do they still have that purple punch?
01:24:10Right over there.
01:24:11Oh.
01:24:11Yes.
01:24:12Yes.
01:24:18Congrats.
01:24:20Saved the arts program.
01:24:21Thank you so much.
01:24:23You did all the heavy lifting on this one.
01:24:26You know, now that I moved out of the guest house,
01:24:30I'm going to miss having a reason to come see you.
01:24:32You don't need one.
01:24:33The boys and I came up with a plan.
01:24:35Don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:37No.
01:24:37Please don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:39No.
01:24:41They are going to do family dinner at my place every Sunday.
01:24:45And I would love it if you could be there.
01:24:49I'll be there.
01:24:52Also, you know, if you're free any other evenings,
01:24:56that would be good, too.
01:24:58Well, I just happen to have two tickets to the Cincinnati Symphony.
01:25:03If you'd be willing to go with a barbarian like me.
01:25:06Wait, wait, hang on a sec.
01:25:17Yeah.
01:25:18Is that a yes?
01:25:18That is a yes.
01:25:19That is a yes.
01:25:20Oh, man.
01:25:33Oh, shit!