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00:00:00Good morning, Ruth.
00:00:01Whoo!
00:00:02Ah!
00:00:03This got away from you, Ben.
00:00:05Not on my watch.
00:00:08Morning, Frank.
00:00:09Thanks for shutting down the frat party last night.
00:00:11Ah, no problem.
00:00:12It wasn't easy.
00:00:13The DJ was playing.
00:00:14Oh, no problem.
00:00:15Oh, no problem.
00:00:16It wasn't easy.
00:00:17The DJ was playing.
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00:00:29The DJ was playing Gaga.
00:00:31Nice moves.
00:00:32Too bad you can't try out for the drill team.
00:00:34Hey, could you get me that parking placard to ASAP?
00:00:36The Kappa Betas keep walking me in.
00:00:38I've already asked Chauncey, but I'll follow up.
00:00:41Morning, Zoe.
00:00:42Morning, boss.
00:00:43Do you realize that you're wearing the colors of our art rivals?
00:00:45Oh, I mean, it's a bold choice.
00:00:48Oh, I'm so getting my bearings.
00:00:50Yeah, just your daily reminder that you're not in Boston anymore.
00:00:52Oh, you're telling me.
00:00:54I went to a pumpkin festival this Sunday.
00:00:57How do you get to celebrate a common gourd with so much passion?
00:01:00Just wait till your first butter sculpture contest.
00:01:03It'll make you question all your life choices.
00:01:06Cassidy, I have to say I am really impressed.
00:01:09You're like a one-woman fix-it machine.
00:01:11You've been here, what, less than a month?
00:01:13And you've already implemented Food Truck Fridays
00:01:16and headed off a grad student revolt?
00:01:18I see what you're doing here.
00:01:19The chai tea lattes, the compliments.
00:01:22Just give me the bad news. Hit me.
00:01:25Okay. Come on.
00:01:26As you know, we have a budget shortfall.
00:01:28Yes.
00:01:29Well, it's worse than we thought.
00:01:31How is that possible?
00:01:32The last president saw our budget as more of a suggestion.
00:01:35I am so sorry you are inheriting this crisis.
00:01:38But now, some of the board members want to vote to shutter the arts program at tomorrow's meeting.
00:01:46The arts program? Why?
00:01:49Our arts program is one of the best in Ohio.
00:01:52I mean, we, we, we plie way above our weight.
00:01:56And paint like Picasso. And sing like Selena. I know.
00:02:00But the program is expensive. There's studios and instruments and special equipment.
00:02:05Yeah, but, but students need the arts. It, it elevates the spirit.
00:02:10When I was working my way through college, they were my saving grace.
00:02:15Okay. Can you do me a favor? Can you ask the trustees for two weeks so that I can find a solution?
00:02:20Why don't you come to the meeting tomorrow? Ask them yourself.
00:02:23If that's what it takes, absolutely. Yes.
00:02:26Cutting the arts program? What's next? Drive-through diplomas?
00:02:31Not unless I find a new revenue source by tomorrow's meeting.
00:02:34Not to pile on or anything, but I thought that you should know that you made the Whittendale Lampoon.
00:02:40Oh! So did I. Sort of.
00:02:43Well, Zoe, this was not good. This is my worst fear.
00:02:47The robot uprising? Not connecting with the students.
00:02:51I'm grabbing some drinks tonight with some grad students. Do you want to join?
00:02:55I don't think so. Not tonight, at least. I think I'll just make them nervous.
00:02:59You sure it's not the other way around?
00:03:01You don't think I'm uptight, do you?
00:03:04No! You are confident. And efficient. Organized. Like a... Leo!
00:03:12I'd say more like a Capricorn.
00:03:14No, no, no, no. I mean Leo Farnsworth. You know who he is, right?
00:03:18Of course. He's too manufacturing what Warren Buffett is to Warren Buffett-y things.
00:03:23He is also a Whittendale alum who just sold off half of this company,
00:03:27which means he is looking for a hefty donation somewhere to offset his taxes,
00:03:32and I'm gonna make sure that that somewhere is us.
00:03:35Smart.
00:03:37You're still afraid of the robots though, right? Terrified. Okay.
00:03:41You will.
00:03:43You know the problem of this company.
00:03:45You need to know he's buying his app.
00:03:46It's also very easy to do things.
00:03:47You need to know he's buying something.
00:03:48You need to know he's buying something.
00:03:50He'll be buying something.
00:03:51He's buying something.
00:03:53Right.
00:03:54He's going to know that he can't even be buying something.
00:03:56He's buying something here.
00:03:58This day, he's buying something.
00:04:00I'm buying something.
00:04:02So we do need something.
00:04:04I'll also buy something to see him as much as aève.
00:04:05Oh, that's nice.
00:04:21A pipe burst last night.
00:04:23In which dorm?
00:04:24Dayton Hall.
00:04:25The whole ground floor flooded.
00:04:27Maintenance says that they're going to need five days to fix it.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:31Well, we just need to work around.
00:04:33There are, what?
00:04:3520 students on each floor in Dayton?
00:04:37Close.
00:04:3822.
00:04:38It's the football team's floor.
00:04:40So, what are we going to do?
00:04:42We already have a housing shortage.
00:04:43I think there are some spare rooms in Adams and Chase Halls.
00:04:48Oh, good memory.
00:04:50I am impressed.
00:04:51So, okay.
00:04:52So, if we double up, we can house 16 kids in those dorms.
00:04:55But that still leaves five kids with no place to go.
00:04:57Oh, I think I have a fix.
00:05:01Dobson College is under-enrolled this year,
00:05:03so let me give them a call, see if they can take them,
00:05:05and then I'll head in.
00:05:07Yep, you got it.
00:05:08See you soon.
00:05:09Okay, bye.
00:05:10Bye.
00:05:10Bye.
00:05:10Thanks, Judy.
00:05:21So glad you could accommodate us.
00:05:23Uh, um, we'll talk later.
00:05:26Ugh.
00:05:27Come on.
00:05:29No.
00:05:30Ugh.
00:05:31Kappa.
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00:05:35I can't even get out of the camera.
00:05:37This is so crazy.
00:05:42This is an active driveway!
00:05:46Kappa.
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00:05:49Good morning.
00:05:56Oh, President Miller, you're making the flowers look bad.
00:05:59Well, I have a big meeting with the trustees today.
00:06:01Good thing I made yours extra strong today.
00:06:05You are a lifesaver. Thank you so much.
00:06:07Oh, good luck with your meeting, honey.
00:06:08Thank you. I appreciate it.
00:06:10Oh, oh, oh.
00:06:13Oh, oh, oh.
00:06:16Uh, you okay?
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18I mean, I'm not injured, but spill coffee is not ideal.
00:06:23Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:06:25Pumpkin spice latte, huh?
00:06:27Yeah, it's my favorite.
00:06:29You know, I love fall.
00:06:37Turkeys and Thanksgiving and togetherness.
00:06:43Sure, yeah.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:48Uh, thank you.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:50For this and, uh, for the catch.
00:06:56I have a meeting.
00:06:57Yeah, no, no.
00:06:58Yeah, I gotta go.
00:06:58I gotta go.
00:06:59I've got one, too.
00:06:59Yeah, okay.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02Nope, I'm this way.
00:07:04This way.
00:07:04Thanks again!
00:07:08Interesting way to start the morning.
00:07:10This one's on me, blue eyes.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:14Before you take a vote on the arts program,
00:07:16I was hoping to present an alternative idea.
00:07:19Absolutely, and we'll get to that shortly.
00:07:22But we have an emergency situation to deal with.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:26This is Logan, our new football coach.
00:07:30He started last month, too.
00:07:31Do you know each other?
00:07:32Uh, we met.
00:07:34Briefly.
00:07:35We did, we did.
00:07:35We shared a coffee.
00:07:37Sort of.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:40So, Coach, I understand there's an issue with housing for the football players?
00:07:44Yes, thank you.
00:07:45Um, as some of you know, a pipe burst last night in the dorm where the freshman football players live.
00:07:50Yes, and I have already found temporary housing.
00:07:54Most of it is on campus, but some of the overflow will have to be at Dobson College.
00:07:58That's actually why I'm here.
00:08:00I mean, that overflow is going to have to commute three towns over.
00:08:03Which is why I also provided a shuttle for them.
00:08:05Yes, but then you're going to cut into their training time and their studying.
00:08:08I mean, these kids are already juggling so much.
00:08:10Look, I really appreciate your perspective, Coach Logan.
00:08:13But we have a housing shortage on campus.
00:08:17And plus, it's just for a very short stay.
00:08:19If I'm supposed to turn this program around, every second counts.
00:08:23President Miller, I realize academics is your world, and I respect that.
00:08:27But my world is football.
00:08:28And in football, it is crucial for a young team to learn to work together.
00:08:32I also understand that a fresh roster is an opportunity.
00:08:35Like with the Patriots, when Brady took over for Bledsoe.
00:08:38You didn't strike me as someone that knew football.
00:08:40Any Midwest College president who doesn't won't last very long in the job.
00:08:45But as for housing, my hands are tied.
00:08:48This is the football team we're talking about here.
00:08:50And football does bring in alumni donations.
00:08:55Is there any other option somewhere else on campus?
00:08:58I wish there were, Vera, but there is simply no space.
00:09:04Actually, there is one underused space on campus.
00:09:10Oh, really?
00:09:11Which space is that?
00:09:13The President's House.
00:09:18Underused.
00:09:19Well, it is not underused because I live there.
00:09:24Yeah, but I mean, it's just you.
00:09:26All alone, that big old 19th century house.
00:09:29Built for Eldridge Whittendale and his family of 10.
00:09:32I've actually heard rumors that there's an entire wing of bedrooms just collecting dust.
00:09:36I dust it myself, thank you very much.
00:09:38And also, it is very important to the college's functions.
00:09:42For example, I entertained donors there.
00:09:44Last week, I actually hosted the governor.
00:09:46Isn't that, like, seven, eight bedrooms in there?
00:09:50Actually, there's ten if you count the space above the garage, which technically doesn't count.
00:09:55I rest my case.
00:10:00I will think about it.
00:10:04I appreciate that.
00:10:10Give up my fortress of solitude?
00:10:12Not give up, just share for a few days.
00:10:15Share?
00:10:15Share?
00:10:17Vera?
00:10:18You do understand this is a crazy ask, okay?
00:10:21This is my home.
00:10:22This is the place where I recharge at the end of a long, stressful day, which, as you know, is all of them.
00:10:32I know, but we're in a tough spot.
00:10:35And I do think that Coach Van Orden has our best interest in mind.
00:10:39He was highly recruited to turn our program around.
00:10:42Look at Dobson College.
00:10:43They won the conference, and now their football team is bringing in the big bucks.
00:10:48You know who else brings in the big bucks?
00:10:51Leo Farnsworth.
00:10:52Who, by the way, just agreed to set up a conference call with me to discuss his donation.
00:10:56And that's great, but in the meantime, we still have some doubters amongst the board who think you're too young for this job.
00:11:04I think doing this will show that you're a team player here.
00:11:09It's your house, Cassidy.
00:11:11I'm going to leave the choice up to you.
00:11:13I didn't even like sleepovers as a kid.
00:11:20I bet they were fun.
00:11:22They were not.
00:11:35They said I'd find you here.
00:11:37Great.
00:11:37I could use a spotter.
00:11:39Are you sure you want to put your life in my hands?
00:11:41Cassidy, you're not exactly my favorite person on campus right now.
00:11:44Look, I said what I had to in there.
00:11:47Besides, I'm a coach.
00:11:48I'm used to pushback.
00:11:50Parents, refs, coaches.
00:11:52Heck, one time I even had a great-grandma.
00:11:55Well, you put me in quite a spot.
00:11:58Nope.
00:12:01Busted pipe did.
00:12:03Besides, where's your school spirit?
00:12:05You know what?
00:12:06Excuse me.
00:12:07I have flim...
00:12:08Hi.
00:12:11I have plenty of spirit for all that this college has to offer.
00:12:15There are more important things than football, you know.
00:12:18Now you're talking crazy.
00:12:20Like what?
00:12:21The art.
00:12:23The art.
00:12:24Which foster critical thinking, creativity, and personal growth.
00:12:28Football creates character and grit and all those things.
00:12:32And the money it brings in to fund those other programs.
00:12:36Well, it's not nearly enough compared to what this college needs.
00:12:39How many of those are you going to do?
00:12:43You are not the only one under pressure here.
00:12:46I was brought in to bring back a winning tradition, which means I've got one, maybe two years tops, or else I could be out of a job.
00:12:51And on top of that, the new collegiate rules say that my best athletes can transfer anytime, anywhere they want.
00:12:58Okay.
00:12:59Okay.
00:13:01Let's say that I allow your players to move in with me for five days and not a minute longer.
00:13:08How would you ensure that they're going to be on their best behavior?
00:13:11These five boys, they are very, very special young men.
00:13:15They're not even my top recruits, but they're young, they're green, and they just, they need some support right now.
00:13:20Why do you have to say it like that?
00:13:27Fine.
00:13:29They can take the ground floor bedrooms, I'll take upstairs, they can use the study, the kitchen, and the parlor, and that's it.
00:13:35But the second that pipe is fixed...
00:13:38They are gone.
00:13:39Gone.
00:13:39Trust me.
00:13:41I won't even know they're there.
00:13:43Watch out, watch out, this prank, don't watch out!
00:13:47Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:13:50Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:13:52Come on, come on, come on!
00:13:53Woo!
00:13:58Watch, watch, watch!
00:13:59No!
00:14:02Oh, no.
00:14:03No, no, no, no, no, no...
00:14:05Is that a nose?
00:14:10Watch out, watch out, watch out!
00:14:11Look out!
00:14:12Oh, no, no, no!
00:14:14Oh, no!
00:14:15Oh, no!
00:14:16Forward, forward!
00:14:17Ah!
00:14:18Not my flowers!
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:20I just planted those!
00:14:23Sorry.
00:14:31All right, guys, it's all about execution, all right?
00:14:33All right!
00:14:34We're gonna run this place tighter, tighter, tighter!
00:14:35Watch your mic, watch your mic!
00:14:36Do you remember your route, Marco?
00:14:38All right, here we go!
00:14:39What in the world?
00:14:40All right, you ready?
00:14:41Blue, four to two!
00:14:42Blue, four to two!
00:14:43Say hi!
00:14:44Hey!
00:14:45Guys!
00:14:46Oh!
00:14:47Go, baby!
00:14:48Oh!
00:14:49You good, bro?
00:14:50Hey!
00:14:51Hey, you!
00:14:52Get over here!
00:14:53Get over here!
00:14:54Get over here!
00:14:55It is 6 a.m.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:14:57Just the old school hook and ladder!
00:14:58A what and what?
00:14:59Well, it's one of the tight end, does a quick five-yard curl, pitches the ball to the running
00:15:03back, leaking up the sideline.
00:15:04Well, if that is the sideline, then my begonias are definitely out of bounds!
00:15:09Sorry about that, man.
00:15:10We're just trying to get in some practice before class.
00:15:11Uh, it's my bad.
00:15:12I gotta get out of my break quicker.
00:15:13Let's just do a lot less breaking all around, okay?
00:15:14Yes, President Miller!
00:15:15That is not a good start.
00:15:16Hi, excuse me.
00:15:17Do you know why we didn't have hot water this morning?
00:15:18Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:15:19It's not a good start.
00:15:20Hi.
00:15:21Excuse me.
00:15:22Do you know why we didn't have hot water this morning?
00:15:23Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:15:24I'm sorry.
00:15:25I'm sorry.
00:15:26I'm sorry.
00:15:27I'm sorry.
00:15:28I'm sorry.
00:15:29I'm sorry.
00:15:30I'm sorry.
00:15:31I'm sorry.
00:15:32I'm sorry.
00:15:33I'm sorry.
00:15:34I'm sorry.
00:15:35I'm sorry.
00:15:36I'm sorry.
00:15:39That's weird.
00:15:40There was hot water after I showered.
00:15:42For the other guys, too.
00:15:43I washed three loads of laundry this morning.
00:15:44Yeah, mystery solved.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46Um, you know they say a cold plunge is a healthy way to start a day.
00:15:50Sorry, Madam President.
00:15:52It's okay.
00:15:53We're all new to this.
00:15:54And, um, Madam President is not necessary.
00:15:57Okay.
00:15:58Your Excellency.
00:15:59Uh, sorry about the mess.
00:16:01Got a fuel up this morning.
00:16:03I can see that.
00:16:06Ho, ho, ho.
00:16:08Um, it's okay.
00:16:11I'm just gonna do this.
00:16:16Wait.
00:16:17What happened to all my oat milk?
00:16:19Uh, oh, uh, the other guys used it for their protein shakes.
00:16:22You want some of my Gatorade?
00:16:23No, I do not.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:25Great.
00:16:26I think I, um, have more in the pantry.
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:37Yeah, you know, we, uh, we weren't sure where to steal that.
00:16:48I'm just gonna get out of here.
00:16:52What?
00:16:53Oh!
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:55Oh!
00:16:56Oh!
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Oh!
00:16:59Oh!
00:17:00Oh!
00:17:01Guys!
00:17:02Where does Coach Logan live?
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:04Oh!
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:11Seriously?
00:17:12Unacceptable, ladies!
00:17:13Oh!
00:17:14Oh!
00:17:15Oh!
00:17:24Yes!
00:17:31Sorry, kids!
00:17:32Coming through!
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:35Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:39Sorry, Dr. Lanford!
00:17:40Congrats on the published article!
00:17:44Do you drink all of my oat milk?
00:17:47Absolutely not!
00:17:49This ends now.
00:17:51Oof!
00:17:54Wakey, wakey!
00:17:55Coach Logan!
00:17:59Rise and shine, Rip Van Wilder!
00:18:02I know you're in there!
00:18:03Don't make me come through the window!
00:18:05President Miller!
00:18:07We need to talk!
00:18:09Come on in.
00:18:11Oh!
00:18:13See you're not a big fan of decorating.
00:18:15Well, the ancient Spartans didn't need furniture, so...
00:18:18Neither do I.
00:18:20Can I get you something?
00:18:21Uh...
00:18:22I've got sport drink, I've got milk.
00:18:25You're not gonna want that.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:28So...
00:18:29Seems to be the problem.
00:18:30There are barbells.
00:18:31Where my Tranquility candles used to be.
00:18:33My zen garden looks like a tornado has swept through it.
00:18:36There's no hot water.
00:18:37There is clutter everywhere.
00:18:39And this morning, I counted 21 cabinet doors open.
00:18:4321 cabinets and don't even get me started on what happened to my oat milk.
00:18:48My home has been taken over by barbarians, and clearly, you are their chief!
00:18:53I mean, chief barbarian.
00:18:58Kinda got a cool ring to it, right?
00:19:01You find this amusing?
00:19:03Yeah, kind of.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06No, not at all.
00:19:07I am sure that they are very, very nice boys.
00:19:10But, obviously, they are following your lead.
00:19:14I mean, it is chaos in here.
00:19:16No, no, no, no.
00:19:17Well, guess what?
00:19:18No, no, no, no.
00:19:19Not that one.
00:19:21How long has this been here?
00:19:22I'm busy.
00:19:23I'm trying to set my roster.
00:19:25I'm watching old game film for inspiration.
00:19:28Besides, Aristotle said nature abhors a vacuum.
00:19:32Apparently so do you.
00:19:33Look, I don't appreciate some Play-Doh with a pigskin coming into my life and turning it upside down, okay?
00:19:46Tell you what.
00:19:48Peace offering.
00:19:49Great.
00:19:50Why don't you let me take you out for breakfast?
00:19:51My treat.
00:19:52We can sit.
00:19:53We can discuss this like two reasonable, mature adults.
00:19:58I got the perfect place.
00:20:00You sure know how to spoil a gal.
00:20:04Just trying to stay under budget.
00:20:05I know that feeling.
00:20:06And, of course, I'm going to use the meal plan that I was offered as a signing bonus as much as I can.
00:20:11I don't mean to brag, but I have Dining Plus and my points were all over.
00:20:15So we are here.
00:20:17And you have splurged on the fruit bowl for me.
00:20:19Thank you so much.
00:20:21Let's talk.
00:20:24I want to apologize for the boys' behavior this morning.
00:20:26They're young.
00:20:27They're all freshmen.
00:20:28They're just trying to find their footing.
00:20:30And I can sympathize with that.
00:20:31I can.
00:20:32I am new on campus, too.
00:20:34But I have a job to do.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37As do I.
00:20:38Well, my job is running this entire university.
00:20:41Your job is helping teenagers move a ball across the line.
00:20:45It's a little more complicated than that.
00:20:47Is it really?
00:20:48It is, actually.
00:20:49And just so you know, I'm playing catch-up as well.
00:20:51I wasn't even supposed to be here this fall.
00:20:52Why not?
00:20:53I had an assistant coaching job lined up at Buckeye State.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Division one school.
00:20:57And after it fell through, I landed here.
00:21:00And as I'm sure you know, I have lost my first two games, so I need to turn this thing around and quickly.
00:21:04I get it.
00:21:05We are both under pressure.
00:21:07Right.
00:21:08Look.
00:21:09I'm sorry things went off the rails.
00:21:11We'll not have it again.
00:21:12Oh, I know it won't.
00:21:13Because you are going to move into the loft space above the garage.
00:21:16You said that loft space wasn't even technically a room.
00:21:18And you said Spartans don't need furniture and neither do you.
00:21:22You are going to watch them like a hawk.
00:21:24You're going to close every cabinet door.
00:21:26You're going to protect my tranquility candles and my oat milk.
00:21:31Because this whole thing is your idea, remember?
00:21:36So if my life is going to be upended, yours is too.
00:21:41Fair is fair.
00:21:42Buddy.
00:21:46Fine.
00:21:47Yeah, fine.
00:21:48Great.
00:21:49Okay, and I will talk to the boys.
00:21:50Great.
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Well, if you'll excuse me.
00:21:56I have a college to run.
00:22:00Hope you're enjoying your breakfast.
00:22:02Hey, you didn't finish your burrito.
00:22:06Can I have it?
00:22:09I'm not about to waste my points.
00:22:18Good morning, boss.
00:22:19Sorry I'm late.
00:22:20We're ready for you.
00:22:22It's another great turnout.
00:22:24Hi, everyone.
00:22:29I'd love for you to gather around.
00:22:32Whether it is music, dance, or painting, the arts lift the spirit.
00:22:39Which is why it is my pleasure to open the Whittendale Arts Showcase
00:22:44and extend a special welcome to our prospective students with a passion for the arts.
00:22:48Now, someone would like to say that the arts are expendable.
00:22:55That there are higher priorities on campus.
00:22:59These same people might prefer activities more akin to, um, gladiatorial combat.
00:23:05Stay on point.
00:23:06My point is the arts program at Whittendale will live on now and forever.
00:23:12And forever!
00:23:15Uh, boss, you think you might have over-promised just a smidge?
00:23:19Everything's great.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21I just have to pop home, straighten a few things out before my call with Barnesworth.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:27Wear a helmet!
00:23:28He is going to hurt himself.
00:23:35Oh, you really should warn someone before doing that.
00:23:38Clearly, we got off to a challenging start.
00:23:41But we are going to fix that.
00:23:42This is President Miller's home and we are her guests.
00:23:45So what she says goes, do you understand?
00:23:47Yes, coach.
00:23:48I cannot hear you.
00:23:49Yes, coach!
00:23:50So, if she asks you to do something, consider it a direct order from me.
00:23:55Understand?
00:23:57Yes, coach!
00:23:58The floor is yours.
00:23:59Oh, thank you.
00:24:00Um, well, uh, clearly this is a, um, unique situation.
00:24:10And until your dorm reopens in three days, eight hours, and 53 minutes, I have come up with a set of rules that will make everything run more smoothly.
00:24:20First, no workouts before 8am.
00:24:23And you will treat my flowers as if they live in the neutral zone.
00:24:29Stay clear of the flowers.
00:24:32Number two.
00:24:33You can study in the living room, but you will use coasters.
00:24:37We are going to respect the wood in this house.
00:24:40Okay?
00:24:41Next, I have come up with a shower schedule so that we can all have hot water.
00:24:49The fridge.
00:24:50The top shelf is a no-go zone.
00:24:54Top shelf, no-go.
00:24:56And finally, we will all work together to keep this place ship-shape.
00:25:02Are there any questions?
00:25:03No, Madam President!
00:25:07You don't have to call me that.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:10What's your name?
00:25:11I'm Teddy.
00:25:12Where are you from?
00:25:13Well, I grew up on a farm in Tipton.
00:25:15It's about five hours away from here, but it seems a lot further to me.
00:25:19Think of the farm in Field of Dreams, but with a lot more corn and less Costner.
00:25:24Teddy's our resident movie buff.
00:25:26Okay, well, since you have farming experience, maybe you can help with the garden and the lawn?
00:25:31Absolutely.
00:25:32Oh, I'm also very good at vacuuming.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:35What's your name?
00:25:36Malcolm, running back.
00:25:38Up from Cincinnati, ma'am.
00:25:39Any special talents we should know about?
00:25:41I make a mean protein shake.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44Well, how about you helping with meal prep and shopping?
00:25:47Sure.
00:25:48I like to cook.
00:25:49Great.
00:25:50What about you guys?
00:25:51I'm Ken.
00:25:52And this is Antonio.
00:25:54Mucho gusto, Presidente.
00:25:55Antonio's a foreign exchange student from Spain.
00:25:57His English isn't that good, but he's a great soccer player, so he's our new kicker.
00:26:02Wonderful.
00:26:03Uh, dishes?
00:26:04Mm-hmm.
00:26:05Which leaves dusting.
00:26:06I'm on dusting duty?
00:26:08If your name is Nick, then yes, you are.
00:26:11I don't dust.
00:26:12Well, lucky for you, it's easy to learn.
00:26:14Use the feathery end.
00:26:15Okay, um, President Miller, I know you don't know this, but us football players, we're kind
00:26:20of like celebrities around here, you know?
00:26:22I see.
00:26:23So, you think taking care of this place is beneath you?
00:26:27You said it, not me.
00:26:29You just bought the Team 20 push-ups.
00:26:30For what?
00:26:31Insubordination.
00:26:32But, Coach...
00:26:33And 20 more for talkback.
00:26:34Do you want to keep going?
00:26:35Take it outside.
00:26:36Let's go with pace.
00:26:37Get out!
00:26:41Do you solve all your problems with push-ups?
00:26:44No, no.
00:26:45In extreme cases, burpees work, too.
00:26:47Hmm.
00:26:48Well, I guess that's one way to handle it.
00:26:51Okay, are we ready for Farnsworth?
00:26:53Yep, the call is in 10 minutes.
00:26:54Oh, and Chauncey, the facilities manager, needs to talk.
00:26:57Something about the broken pipe in the dorm room.
00:27:00I'll deal with that later.
00:27:01How do I look?
00:27:02Uh, like a pirate.
00:27:05You're missing an earring.
00:27:06An earring?
00:27:08My earring!
00:27:10Has anyone seen a pearl earring?
00:27:13Anyone?
00:27:14Oh, Teddy?
00:27:15That?
00:27:16That was a gift from President Harding to the college.
00:27:18Is it a coffee table?
00:27:20I'm just saying it's like a hundred years old.
00:27:22Well, I'll clean it really well then.
00:27:24Ah!
00:27:25Careful, careful!
00:27:26Oh!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Malcolm!
00:27:29Uh, gentle, gentle.
00:27:30We don't want to take off the finish.
00:27:31This is how I get my car to shine when I'm waxing it.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:36Gracias.
00:27:37De nada.
00:27:38My earring is in my jacket.
00:27:40What are you doing?
00:27:41About to take a new profile pic.
00:27:43That light makes my ass pop.
00:27:45Hmm?
00:27:46Right?
00:27:47Oh.
00:27:48Who is it now?
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:50Hi!
00:27:51Nope!
00:27:52Okay!
00:27:53Listen up!
00:27:54If you find a lucky pearl earring, I really need it, guys, okay?
00:28:00Whoo!
00:28:01I think I found it!
00:28:04You gotta dig it out!
00:28:05You gotta dig that out, okay?
00:28:07I'm about to do a video call.
00:28:09It is a really important one.
00:28:11And I need everyone to stay clear of the office.
00:28:14Yes, ma'am.
00:28:15Got it?
00:28:16You got it.
00:28:19Good afternoon, Mr. Farnsworth.
00:28:21Thank you so much for agreeing to meet.
00:28:23I'll admit some of my happiest memories was the years I spent at Whittendale.
00:28:27And we are making more memories for generations to come.
00:28:30And I'm sure you've heard, but we've had just a few setbacks.
00:28:35But we are pressing forward with determination and focus and...
00:28:41And...
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:43Really?
00:28:44Um...
00:28:45Um...
00:28:46Waking up early money on my mind.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:49Don't be talking funny all my mind.
00:28:50Yes?
00:28:51And we are looking for partners.
00:28:53We are looking for partners that can help us continue the traditions at Whittendale.
00:28:58I've donated in the past.
00:28:59And, well, I must say that, uh, the money wasn't well spent.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:05I am aware that the past administration wasn't exactly financially responsible.
00:29:10No!
00:29:11No!
00:29:12No!
00:29:13No!
00:29:14I can assure you that, um, moving forward, that will not happen on my watch.
00:29:20I got you!
00:29:21I got you!
00:29:22Well, look, I am, uh, flying to Cincinnati tomorrow for a meeting.
00:29:25Perhaps I could swing by campus.
00:29:27I, I haven't been back in years.
00:29:30Absolutely.
00:29:31I would love to show you how we intend to turn things around at Whittendale.
00:29:37Um, uh, um, we are, are ready to usher in a new era.
00:29:50Uh, uh, uh, Mr. Farnsdale, uh, Whittendale, um, Mr. Farnsworth, can you hear me?
00:29:59Whoever's on the watch line, get off of it!
00:30:01I mean, hey!
00:30:03I, I think we've lost each other for a moment.
00:30:06Um, I think we're back, right?
00:30:11We are back.
00:30:12Yes, we are back.
00:30:16No!
00:30:27Boys get rid of the clutter inside?
00:30:29Well, they got rid of one thing.
00:30:31Me!
00:30:36I'm doing the best I can, but that busted pipe caused a lot more damage than I thought.
00:30:42Okay, bottom line.
00:30:44How long to fix it and get the boys back in the dorm?
00:30:48Ten days, minimum.
00:30:50And that's with a full crew.
00:30:52Wait.
00:30:53Johnsy!
00:30:54Ten days!
00:30:55That is impossible!
00:30:56There, there, there's gotta be something that you could do to just speed this whole thing up.
00:30:59Come on, anything.
00:31:01There is one way I can think of.
00:31:03I'll take it.
00:31:04We get one of the physics professors.
00:31:05Yes.
00:31:06To invent a time machine so we can go back 20 years and fix the deferred maintenance.
00:31:12That is not funny.
00:31:14Tony liked it.
00:31:15I'm sorry.
00:31:16Ten days.
00:31:17That's the best that I can offer.
00:31:19You know, you could offer me the parking placard, you promise?
00:31:22You know, with a school this old, I got much bigger problems to worry about.
00:31:25Chauncey!
00:31:26What's up, man?
00:31:27Of course.
00:31:28Just besties.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30Heard I find you here.
00:31:32Looking at the water damage, they found dry rot.
00:31:35So the kids are with me for another ten days.
00:31:38Logan, I am about to lose my mind.
00:31:40I heard they blew a fuse.
00:31:42Oh.
00:31:43That sounds like you did too.
00:31:44I have never seen so many things plugged into a wall in my life.
00:31:49I am surprised they didn't black out the entire grid.
00:31:52Okay, well just so you know, they're already being punished.
00:31:54Oh.
00:31:55What?
00:31:56More push-ups?
00:31:57So scary.
00:31:58Running laps, actually.
00:31:59You know what?
00:32:00Management is a lot more than just discipline.
00:32:03You might want to rethink your approach.
00:32:05Well, that approach helped Buckeye State win 40 conference championships.
00:32:09I should know.
00:32:10Dad was a coach there for half.
00:32:13Van Orden.
00:32:16Your dad is Coach V?
00:32:20Yep.
00:32:21Oh, that explains a lot.
00:32:25I'll just say, you know, I'm just...
00:32:27I mean...
00:32:28It's just big shoes to fill in.
00:32:29Yeah, I mean, tell me about it.
00:32:31It's not easy being the son of a living legend.
00:32:33Do you know they're actually dedicating a statue to him in a couple weeks?
00:32:36Hmm.
00:32:37Look, I know I might never be a shadow of the coach my dad is, but gotta try.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:45Don't be so hard on yourself.
00:32:47That's my job.
00:32:48Good job.
00:32:51See you at home.
00:32:52Yeah, if it's still standing.
00:32:57Good hustle today.
00:32:58Good execution.
00:32:59This is what we do.
00:33:00We just keep building every day.
00:33:01A little bit better.
00:33:02All right?
00:33:03Everybody hit the showers.
00:33:04Let's go.
00:33:05Wolves on three.
00:33:06One, two, three.
00:33:07Wolves!
00:33:08No, no, no, no.
00:33:09Not you five.
00:33:10Come here.
00:33:11Come here.
00:33:12We need to talk.
00:33:18What is going on?
00:33:26As for this morning, the boys wanted to make it up to you.
00:33:30So they have each prepared a specialty from their hometown.
00:33:35But first, I believe this belongs to you.
00:33:42My earring!
00:33:43Oh, you dug it out.
00:33:45Speaking of pearls, this is Grandma Pearl's Autumn Harvest Pot Pie.
00:33:51She always said the secret is a pinch of nutmeg.
00:33:54Oh, that smells delicious.
00:33:57It's my sister's favorite.
00:33:58Well, thank you so much.
00:34:00Here we go.
00:34:01And up next, this is my mother's smashed potatoes.
00:34:07I had to call her for directions.
00:34:09I know that it doesn't look pretty right now, but you really gotta try it.
00:34:12It actually looks great to me.
00:34:14And for dessert, Antonio made flan.
00:34:17Mi flan is increíble.
00:34:18I'm very excited about that.
00:34:20Thank you so much.
00:34:21And a favorite from my hometown, Cincinnati-style chili.
00:34:26Done just the right way.
00:34:27Wait, okay.
00:34:29Chili on top of spaghetti.
00:34:32It's got cinnamon, spices, and you put it on spaghetti.
00:34:35And a whole lot of cheese.
00:34:37If it feels like you have way too much, you barely have enough.
00:34:40Are you joking?
00:34:41Is this a joke?
00:34:42No, no, no, no.
00:34:43This is a legit Cincy tradition.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:46Okay, okay, okay.
00:34:52That's amazing.
00:34:53Yeah!
00:34:54That's so really good.
00:34:55Who's a local now?
00:34:57And they did prepare one more thing.
00:35:00An apology.
00:35:01We got a little carried away.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05See, for some of us, it's our first time away from home.
00:35:10And, um, it hasn't been easy, you know?
00:35:15And basically...
00:35:18We need to step it up.
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:28Um...
00:35:29Apology accepted.
00:35:31On one condition.
00:35:34Uh-oh, what's that?
00:35:35You eat with me.
00:35:37Come on!
00:35:38There's so much food!
00:35:39You know where the china is?
00:35:40Go, go!
00:35:41You heard her, boys.
00:35:42Grab your plates.
00:35:43Come on.
00:35:44Good work.
00:35:51More cheese?
00:35:52More cheese.
00:35:55No.
00:35:56I gotta hand it to you.
00:35:57Real sport about trying the spaghetti and chili.
00:36:02It was actually delicious.
00:36:03Oh?
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05And, you know, kudos to you for using something other than push-ups to teach them a lesson.
00:36:09Yeah, well, get them to work together in the kitchen is one thing.
00:36:11On the field, not so much.
00:36:15Well, tonight made me really happy.
00:36:17It's been so stressed.
00:36:20You know, this job being president of a college, it was my dream.
00:36:26And I just, um, I just felt like I'm the new kid on the block every single day.
00:36:31Yeah, I get that.
00:36:34My dream was coaching at Buckeye State.
00:36:37And I was perfect for that job.
00:36:40And then there was rumblings about nepotism because my dad coached there.
00:36:45Look, I'm no netball baby.
00:36:47I work hard every day to prove myself.
00:36:50You do.
00:36:52I see you do it.
00:36:55Hey, like Marcus Aurelius said, what stands in the way becomes the way.
00:36:59So I just keep, keep pushing forward.
00:37:02You really do love stoic philosophy.
00:37:06Yeah, I hope so.
00:37:07I have a degree in it.
00:37:08I had no idea.
00:37:11So what made you choose philosophy?
00:37:14I don't know.
00:37:15Probably just a little bit of rebellion for a guy who was raised on Ostroturf.
00:37:20You didn't think I was a lunkhead, did you?
00:37:23You said it, I didn't.
00:37:27I just know you're really fun to argue with.
00:37:29Um, thank you.
00:37:31I think.
00:37:35So what about you?
00:37:36What made you become such a self-starter?
00:37:38Able to handle any problem that came your way?
00:37:40You know, I think you can thank my ex for that one.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44So, senior year of college, we made a promise.
00:37:49One of us would work while the other went to grad school and then we would switch.
00:37:54Solid teamwork.
00:37:55Yes.
00:37:56But then, as soon as I upheld my end of the bargain, he bailed.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:04So I rolled up my sleeves and put myself through school.
00:38:07Wow.
00:38:08That's really impressive.
00:38:12I guess that's when I realized that, um, I can only depend on myself.
00:38:26Okay, listen.
00:38:27Since we are both the new kids, maybe we should start trying to, uh, pull together instead of pulling apart.
00:38:39You got yourself a deal.
00:38:41Alright.
00:38:56Malcolm?
00:38:57Have you been there all night?
00:38:59Ugh.
00:39:00I don't sleep studying.
00:39:02Oh, buddy, that's no way to study.
00:39:03Come on, come on.
00:39:04There's breakfast in the dining room.
00:39:05Go, go, go.
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:09Hey!
00:39:10Hey!
00:39:11Where you heading?
00:39:12Uh, the big donor is flying in and I am picking him up in 15 minutes.
00:39:16Well, I guess the meeting went better than you thought, huh?
00:39:18Guess so.
00:39:19Alright, well, good luck landing the whale.
00:39:21Thank you so much.
00:39:22Come on!
00:39:27Hey!
00:39:28Come on!
00:39:29Be better!
00:39:30Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
00:39:31The Kappa Beta's blocked me in again.
00:39:34Okay, look, um, I'll run and grab my car.
00:39:36It's at my place.
00:39:37Ten minutes.
00:39:38No, no, no, I don't have time.
00:39:39I would go knock on their door, but they literally never answer.
00:39:42Boys, front and center.
00:39:44The president needs our help.
00:39:45Let's go.
00:39:47What?
00:39:48What?
00:39:49What are you guys gonna do?
00:39:52Get your spot.
00:39:53You're not gonna move the car.
00:39:54Lift up the legs.
00:39:55Ready?
00:39:56Three, two, one.
00:39:57Go!
00:40:00Step!
00:40:01Step!
00:40:02Step!
00:40:03Step!
00:40:04Down!
00:40:05Slowly!
00:40:06Slowly!
00:40:08Slowly!
00:40:10It's a work, boy!
00:40:11Here we go!
00:40:12Thank you so much!
00:40:14I can't believe you did that!
00:40:16Perks of being part of a team.
00:40:18Go on, go get them!
00:40:21My friends and I used to study underneath that very tree.
00:40:24And in that building, I learned about supply and demand.
00:40:28Oh.
00:40:29And in that, that is where I had my first kiss for my future wife.
00:40:34Aw.
00:40:35Yep, right there in the Franklin Ballroom.
00:40:38I was in the, uh, acapella group and she was in the choir.
00:40:41So, uh, I guess you could say music brought us together.
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46So you're a fan of the arts?
00:40:47Oh, absolutely.
00:40:48Of course, my true love is football.
00:40:49You know, the, uh, tailgate parties and then the game and the, uh, victory bonfires.
00:40:54Yes, yes, yes.
00:40:55And those traditions are still very much alive here.
00:40:58But every era has its challenges and, uh, the arts program could really use the support right now.
00:41:06A bailout of the arts program wouldn't change the calculus, would it?
00:41:10I, I hear that. I do.
00:41:11I'm not opposed to helping the college.
00:41:14But if I do, and that's still a big if, I'd like my contribution to be lasting.
00:41:20Well, you know, Founder's Day, it's next weekend.
00:41:23So, are you stopping by?
00:41:25Do you still do the, uh, what was it, the Founder's Day formal?
00:41:30Um, no.
00:41:32Uh, they, they haven't done it in a while.
00:41:35But, but with my tenure here, I am bringing it back.
00:41:40Well, I'm headed to a, uh, conference in Aspen this weekend.
00:41:43I'll see some other Whittendale alums while I'm there.
00:41:45And they will be tickled to know that you've brought back the formal.
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:50What if we drop by next weekend, you know, on the way back?
00:41:53See if we can, uh, creak the boards of the old dance floor for old times' sake?
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59And then you, in the meantime, can come up with a proposal, now that you know my concerns.
00:42:05Perfect.
00:42:06Okay, guys, let's run it again.
00:42:07Wolf!
00:42:08Fortitude!
00:42:09Hot!
00:42:10Oh, boy.
00:42:11Sorry, Coach Olsen.
00:42:12Second team, let's see if you can get it right.
00:42:13Everything okay?
00:42:14Oh, more like chaos.
00:42:15We lost our first two games.
00:42:16I got a bunch of kids who are struggling with their classes, just not reaching them.
00:42:22Well, maybe it's because you're still operating from your dad's playbook.
00:42:25You might want to toss that thing out and come up with your own.
00:42:28Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but easier said than done.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30Whoop!
00:42:31Twins right!
00:42:32826 TPL.
00:42:33Let's go!
00:42:34So, uh, how did your big meeting go?
00:42:35Terrible.
00:42:36Farnsworth is coming back next weekend.
00:42:37Oh, no.
00:42:38Oh, no.
00:42:39Oh, no.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43Oh, no.
00:42:44Oh, no.
00:42:45Oh, no.
00:42:46Oh, no.
00:42:47Oh, no.
00:42:48Oh, no.
00:42:49Oh, no.
00:42:50Oh, no.
00:42:51Oh, no.
00:42:52Oh, no.
00:42:53Oh, no.
00:42:54Oh, no.
00:42:55Oh, no.
00:42:56Farnsworth is coming back next weekend to hear my idea about how to help the college.
00:43:01How is that terrible?
00:43:02I don't have an idea.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04And to make matters worse, I kind of sort of agreed to revive the Founder's Day formal.
00:43:10With what time?
00:43:13Look, I know you're used to doing things by yourself, but you're part of a team now.
00:43:17Let us help you.
00:43:18Just think about it.
00:43:22Maybe I will.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Well, good luck with this.
00:43:29Thanks.
00:43:30Hey.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32Hey.
00:43:33You, uh, you meditating or something?
00:43:38I wish.
00:43:39Well, I'm, uh, I'm just heading out for some groceries.
00:43:42You need anything?
00:43:43Yes.
00:43:44Plain oat milk.
00:43:45But you have to look at the cartons carefully because the plain and vanilla, they look exactly
00:43:50the same.
00:43:51And if they don't have plain, then get me soy milk.
00:43:52Maybe, maybe, maybe you should just come with me.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57What's with all the food?
00:43:58Athletes eat a lot.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00No kidding.
00:44:01It's enough food to feed an army.
00:44:03Well, if they're an army, I am losing the war.
00:44:05I got a huge game in Dayton this week.
00:44:06Boys are going a million different directions.
00:44:07They're just distracted.
00:44:08Oh.
00:44:09Hmm.
00:44:10I have a few ideas.
00:44:11Why?
00:44:12Well, you do, do you?
00:44:13Well, when you live with people, you notice things like Teddy keeps disappearing to his
00:44:17room to watch movies alone.
00:44:18I'm telling you.
00:44:19I think he's homesick.
00:44:21It's college.
00:44:22Kids get homesick.
00:44:23Oh, and I don't know if you noticed, but Mal is not a kid.
00:44:26Like, it's just a kid.
00:44:27It's a kid.
00:44:28No, and I don't know if you noticed, but Mal is a kid.
00:44:30I don't know if you can have a kid.
00:44:31And I'm a kid.
00:44:32I'm a kid.
00:44:33I'm a kid.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35I'm a kid.
00:44:36I'm a kid.
00:44:37I don't know if you can have a kid.
00:44:38Well, and I don't know if you've noticed,
00:44:40but Malcolm keeps pulling these all-nighters studying.
00:44:44You seem kind of tired lately?
00:44:46I think he needs better study habits.
00:44:48And then Nick, I think he's having girl problems.
00:44:52Mr. Confident? Come on.
00:44:55I overheard him the other night talking to himself.
00:44:58It was like he was rehearsing trying to ask a girl out.
00:45:02Yeah, he has seemed kind of distracted.
00:45:04Mm-hmm.
00:45:05Yeah, but, I mean, look, my guys are tough.
00:45:10I've seen Teddy bench over 300 pounds.
00:45:12Malcolm does triathlons.
00:45:14But that's being physically tough.
00:45:16I mean, they're still young guys,
00:45:17and they need guidance and support,
00:45:19so just talk to them.
00:45:21You might be surprised what you find out.
00:45:23Yeah?
00:45:25Brand flakes.
00:45:29Put that back.
00:45:29Franklin Ballroom, in all its glory.
00:45:37Oof.
00:45:38How long has it been like this?
00:45:40Years.
00:45:41No one uses this space anymore except for storage.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:44Huh.
00:45:45Well, I mean, if you look past the junk and cobwebs,
00:45:50it actually has really beautiful woodwork.
00:45:53So, what is that an interest?
00:45:54Well, I am hosting a donor
00:45:57and reviving the Founder's Day formal,
00:45:59so I need this space to be presentable.
00:46:03By next weekend?
00:46:04You got it.
00:46:05Cassidy!
00:46:06Oh, Chauncey!
00:46:07My staff has been playing whack-a-moe
00:46:09fixing stuff all over campus,
00:46:10including that flooded dorm.
00:46:12I know, because you still haven't got me
00:46:14my parking parkered.
00:46:16I mean, the football team had to literally pick up a car
00:46:18and move it so I could get out.
00:46:21I would have liked to see that one.
00:46:23You know what?
00:46:26You don't have to worry about it,
00:46:27because I know exactly who I'm going to ask for help.
00:46:35Are you following me?
00:46:36Because it feels like you're not following me.
00:46:38Always remember that, right?
00:46:39Look at this.
00:46:40It's perfect.
00:46:41I think I found the perfect place for the formal.
00:46:44Farnsworth is going to love it.
00:46:47What's going on?
00:46:49Nick has a crush on a girl in his class.
00:46:51Great.
00:46:51Now everybody knows.
00:46:53Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:46:55I mean, we all need help every once in a while.
00:46:58But, um, what is that?
00:47:01That is my game plan for success.
00:47:04See, Janine, she works at the library,
00:47:06so Nick is going to casually stroll over after class, huh?
00:47:09A little wink, a little smile,
00:47:10and then offer to move something heavy for her.
00:47:13Look at him.
00:47:13Look at those guns.
00:47:14Okay, so Nick, have you tried just talking to Janine, human to human?
00:47:20He will after he dazzles her with his full-on charm offensive.
00:47:23No dazzling necessary.
00:47:25You just need to be yourself.
00:47:26Okay, so that's the thing.
00:47:27Every time I try to talk to Janine, I just get all tongue-tied.
00:47:31What about a note?
00:47:32A poem.
00:47:33A poem.
00:47:33No, no, no.
00:47:35Poetry.
00:47:35We actually covered that.
00:47:37He is not Lord Byron.
00:47:38Oh, you could ask her for help on your homework.
00:47:41Women love vulnerability.
00:47:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:43Asking for help is a one-way ticket to the friend zone.
00:47:46That is no strategy.
00:47:47Okay, but, Logan, people are more than just X's and O's on a chart.
00:47:50Yes, but you need to be bold.
00:47:52You need to be like a wolf, not a little lap dog.
00:47:54A wolf?
00:47:54No, time out.
00:47:55Time out.
00:47:56You're backseat coaching.
00:47:58I am trying to help because I think I might have a few more ideas about what women like.
00:48:03Oh, I do okay for myself.
00:48:05Define okay.
00:48:06Okay as in very good.
00:48:07How's that?
00:48:08Oh, what is very good?
00:48:09Very good.
00:48:09Please say more about that.
00:48:11Okay, and listen, but anyway, this is not about me.
00:48:13This is about me.
00:48:18Look what you did there.
00:48:19Look what you did.
00:48:20Look, I know how much you love these boys and you care about them, but you spend so much time
00:48:25going over the game tape and studying the opponent.
00:48:29I think it's time that you look deeper into your own team.
00:48:37But it's a very good drawing.
00:48:49So Coach and I talked, and we want to switch things up a bit.
00:48:53We are a team, after all.
00:48:54And a team is bigger than the sum of its parts.
00:48:57So we're going to start working together to bring the best out of each other.
00:49:00And in that spirit.
00:49:01We are going to have sit down, dinner, family style every night.
00:49:08No more grab and go from the fridge.
00:49:09Wait.
00:49:10Hang on.
00:49:11She's not done.
00:49:12And we are going to institute nightly study hall in the dining room.
00:49:17And no more cramming.
00:49:18I know.
00:49:18And we are going to help each other.
00:49:20Malcolm.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Hang on.
00:49:23We're also going to start bringing in some fun.
00:49:25Starting with a movie night in the backyard with barbecue.
00:49:28And you can invite your friends.
00:49:30After all, this is your home.
00:49:32It should feel like it.
00:49:37So...
00:49:37Break.
00:49:40No.
00:49:40One, two, three.
00:49:41Break.
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:42All right.
00:49:43Hey, hey, Teddy.
00:49:44Wait for a second.
00:49:45What's up, coach?
00:49:47You're a bit of a cinephile, right?
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:49Movie nights were a big deal in my family.
00:49:52So what if we put you in charge of movie night?
00:49:54You know, you pick the film, share it with your Whittendale family.
00:49:57Really?
00:49:58Yeah.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:01All right.
00:50:01Go on, buddy.
00:50:02I got an idea.
00:50:03Yeah.
00:50:04Thanks, coach.
00:50:05You bet.
00:50:06You bet.
00:50:09Don't gloat.
00:50:10I got an idea.
00:50:40No, I, I'm good.
00:50:42Antonio, come on. We got a rematch.
00:50:47Hello.
00:50:51What?
00:50:52Hi.
00:50:53Uh, President Miller, is she here?
00:50:56In her office.
00:50:57In her office.
00:50:59Barnsworth's office confirmed.
00:51:01He's going to be here Friday, and he's bringing friends.
00:51:03You didn't have to come all this way to tell me that.
00:51:05You could have called.
00:51:06Are you kidding?
00:51:06The entire campus is buzzing to get a peek inside the Breaux Chateau.
00:51:11Excuse me?
00:51:12It's all trending. I mean, they have a hashtag going.
00:51:16Anyway, um, how, how's the proposal going?
00:51:19Well, I have tried moving my body.
00:51:23I have tried not moving my body.
00:51:25I have tried meditation.
00:51:27I have tried screen therapy.
00:51:29Do you have any idea how many times I have scraped this zen garden?
00:51:36The answer is a lot.
00:51:41And the only thing that I have come up with is a new theater space.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:45But, but, but, but, nope.
00:51:47When I crunched the numbers, the ticket sales couldn't possibly bring in the ongoing revenue that we need.
00:51:54I know you're going to figure it out.
00:51:57Well, that makes one of us.
00:51:59I don't know why this is so hard.
00:52:01Look, here.
00:52:02Mitosis is when a cell splits into two identical parts.
00:52:07Look at this.
00:52:08Yeah, yeah.
00:52:08Okay, think of it this way.
00:52:10Twins drive.
00:52:11You got two receivers running down the field on the same side.
00:52:15Okay, yeah, like when they're marrying each other.
00:52:18Exactly.
00:52:19But meiosis, after the snap, the play gets a little unpredictable.
00:52:23Like when you guys can't get open out to scramble for a touchdown.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27It's like genetically, who knows which way things will go.
00:52:31They just got game, right?
00:52:33Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:52:34Okay, yeah.
00:52:34Uh, Nick, why don't you grab the door?
00:52:43Hi.
00:52:45Hi.
00:52:47You're Nick, right?
00:52:49You're in my English class.
00:52:51Yeah, I, I, I, I, I know.
00:52:54Uh, well, President Miller ordered these books from the library.
00:52:59Janine.
00:53:00Hi.
00:53:01Thank you so much for bringing those by.
00:53:03You know, we're doing a movie night tonight.
00:53:07Nick, do you want to ask Janine if she wants to join us?
00:53:11Um, sure.
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:14Yeah, come in.
00:53:16Uh, Logan, let's go run that errand.
00:53:19Hey, what errand?
00:53:20Ah, snacks for the movie.
00:53:23Yes.
00:53:24We have to run some errands, excuse us.
00:53:28And return these books.
00:53:30Oh, you are good.
00:53:33That was well played back there.
00:53:35Nick just needed a little push.
00:53:38How's things going with you?
00:53:39How's the, uh, plan for the big donor?
00:53:42Oh, well, I am supposed to wow them with my presentation.
00:53:47And so far, I got nothing.
00:53:49Oh, my dad always used to say,
00:53:51the best plays are born off the field.
00:53:57Off the field.
00:53:59Wait a minute.
00:54:00What?
00:54:04The field.
00:54:06Farnsworth.
00:54:07He wants a legacy, right?
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:08He loves the arts.
00:54:10But you know what he loves more?
00:54:11Football.
00:54:12I have been thinking too small.
00:54:14What if I pitch Farnsworth on a new football stadium?
00:54:20Oh, look, as much as I would love an upgrade,
00:54:23how exactly is that going to help the arts program?
00:54:25Because we make it broadcast compatible, right?
00:54:29Mm-hmm.
00:54:29We sell broadcasting rights and naming rights and ticket sales.
00:54:32It's an ongoing revenue source for the college, including the arts.
00:54:37It doesn't matter how nice the stadium is if I can't turn this program around.
00:54:40But you will.
00:54:42I am not worried about that.
00:54:44I believe in you, and so do those young men.
00:54:46Okay?
00:54:47We just need to come up with a vision for the football stadium.
00:54:52Just something that will blow his mind.
00:54:54Did you just say, we?
00:54:56Just because it sounded like you were...
00:54:58It sounded like you were asking for my help.
00:55:00I just wanted to be clear.
00:55:05I would love your help.
00:55:08Please.
00:55:10Strategy is my specialty, I guess.
00:55:13You know, so...
00:55:15Oh, I am so in.
00:55:16Yeah?
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:17You're in?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18Oh, come on.
00:55:19We have so much to do.
00:55:21Wow.
00:55:22Now that is a classic, my friends.
00:55:24What do we think?
00:55:25First movie night.
00:55:26That was great.
00:55:26Hey.
00:55:27Huh?
00:55:27What?
00:55:27What do you suppose is going on in the air?
00:55:30What do you mean?
00:55:32Hey, those two have chemistry.
00:55:34And I'm not talking science.
00:55:35Wait.
00:55:36Wait, hold on.
00:55:37You think Coach and Prez like each other?
00:55:38All they do is argue.
00:55:40What are you talking about?
00:55:41Exactly.
00:55:42Okay, guys.
00:55:44Guys.
00:55:45They've been pretty great to us.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48Maybe it's time we return the favor.
00:55:51Yeah?
00:55:52What do you have in mind?
00:55:53All right.
00:55:54Have a look.
00:55:55So here's the rule we're going to do.
00:56:03Knock, knock.
00:56:05Sorry to interrupt your whole Zen thing.
00:56:08It's okay.
00:56:09I'm just doing some yoga.
00:56:11Doesn't look like yoga.
00:56:12Either way, I'm practicing being present.
00:56:15We thought you might like to be present with us on our morning run.
00:56:20Thank you for asking, but I will take a rain check.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:24It's such a nice fall morning.
00:56:26And the crisp air clears your mind.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:53Okay.
00:56:53What's that?
00:57:00President Miller?
00:57:08Nice soft fingers, boys.
00:57:11Very good, Malcolm.
00:57:13Sorry, what is this?
00:57:16Behold the power of the arts.
00:57:19I called in a favor for some of our talent from the dance program.
00:57:24Music helps me focus, and so I thought it would also help the boys.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Okay?
00:57:29Hey, listen, I just got off the phone with my buddy in Columbus.
00:57:31He's going to speed build us a model of stadium.
00:57:33He's going to run me through all the details for the pitch.
00:57:35It's going to be great.
00:57:36Yeah, Farnsworth's going to love it.
00:57:38Yes.
00:57:39Could you spare your boys just for a few hours?
00:57:43I could really use their help.
00:57:45I mean, kind of busy, aren't they?
00:57:49I'll be on, bro.
00:57:52Hey, despacito, despacito.
00:57:54You got to keep up.
00:57:55It's not the way to work, baby.
00:57:57One more, one more, one more.
00:58:02Hey, Janine, I'm wide open.
00:58:05Thanks, man.
00:58:06Go on.
00:58:08Oh, good throw.
00:58:11Oh, Malcolm.
00:58:13Let me help you.
00:58:14I got it.
00:58:14Good job, too.
00:58:15I got it.
00:58:15Thanks, friends.
00:58:16Me, too.
00:58:17Okay.
00:58:17Hey, Nick, you got those windows next, huh?
00:58:20Make them sparkle.
00:58:21Guys, I need all this cleared out.
00:58:23This is my dance floor.
00:58:24And I need all of those tables all the way down there.
00:58:29Rock is ticking, guys.
00:58:30Come on.
00:58:30Let's go.
00:58:30Hustle, hustle, hustle.
00:58:31Hey, hey, can't wait for tomorrow's game.
00:58:41Oh, oh, no.
00:58:46Oh, no.
00:58:50Oh, um, Teddy, I think your guests are here.
00:58:53Do you mind grabbing the door?
00:58:54Wait, I didn't invite anyone.
00:59:00Teddy!
00:59:00Hey, Teddy!
00:59:01Come on.
00:59:03Oh, my God.
00:59:04I just got a haircut.
00:59:05You look so handsome.
00:59:06Mom!
00:59:07I made you cookies.
00:59:08They're burnt on the bottom just like you like them.
00:59:10No, wait.
00:59:12What are you guys doing here?
00:59:14I mean, what?
00:59:15I took care of it.
00:59:16Yes, so come on in, everybody.
00:59:18They couldn't miss your big game.
00:59:20Come on.
00:59:20Seriously?
00:59:20I got tons of food.
00:59:21Yeah, I know.
00:59:22I want you to meet the guys.
00:59:23Come on.
00:59:24Thanks so much.
00:59:24Of course.
00:59:25Of course.
00:59:43Last play of the game, and the Wolves will need a miracle to win.
00:59:47Jack!
00:59:47Four, a victory.
00:59:50I hate you.
01:00:15want any pizza no i'm okay okay check out romeo
01:00:24they're so cute are you sure you're okay with all these people
01:00:30here in your house i mean yeah yeah yeah you just don't really
01:00:35you don't really strike me as a house party type
01:00:39it's the pantsuits isn't it it's not helping
01:00:43what's the point of having a big old house if you can't fill it with buff
01:00:50yeah yeah
01:00:52i think i should do with like a toast for the boys for the team or something but i don't
01:01:01how do i gather everybody i don't want
01:01:03never get used to that
01:01:08hey everyone i want to make a toast thank you
01:01:14to the whittendale wolves and their first victory of the season and many many
01:01:21more
01:01:28we love you
01:01:34we love you
01:01:36you're purple shows your loyalty your heart of solid gold
01:01:41to the hills of ohio to the golden plains our mighty wolves will conquer all i'll sing you this refrain
01:01:49oh we'll win today forever we'll fight until the end one heart one soul one team
01:01:55oh we'll win today we'll win again
01:02:02w-h-i-t-t-e-s-t-e-s-t-a-l-e
01:02:07wingdale
01:02:07wingdale
01:02:08wingdale
01:02:10forever
01:02:10hey cas
01:02:17yeah
01:02:18my architect buddy sent me some photos of the model check it out
01:02:20it's perfect
01:02:22so it's gonna be ready saturday morning
01:02:24uh i have to head up to buckeye state anyway i'll just grab it on the way back
01:02:26oh yeah your dad's statue dedication
01:02:29yeah yeah i just need to make an appearance i mean my dad's gonna be swamped by alumni so
01:02:32he won't even know i left
01:02:33okay but you are gonna be back by two o'clock for farnsworth right
01:02:37i will be here i promise okay
01:02:39wear things out at your end
01:02:40um can i just walk you through the plan
01:02:42yeah
01:02:43uh ken antonio do you mind bringing it over
01:02:45thank you
01:02:49okay so friday we are going to wow them
01:02:52with the best founder's day formal they have ever attended
01:02:56and then saturday i'm gonna open the presentation with my
01:02:59vision for the future of the college that's when i hand it off to you
01:03:04you will give the details of the stadium and the impact on campus athletics
01:03:07yes i will bring the fire
01:03:08you will bring the fire
01:03:09all right
01:03:10yes okay and now i just need to um double check the menu
01:03:13catering hotel reservations
01:03:16look at me look at me
01:03:17there's a time when you throw the football
01:03:19and it is out of your hands you understand me
01:03:21so relax the team's gonna take care of this
01:03:25hey what are you two still doing here
01:03:27you're gonna be late for the pop-up concerto in the ballroom
01:03:30pop-up what i didn't know there was a concert
01:03:32that's why it's called the pop-up
01:03:34they appear out of nowhere
01:03:36they liked how much we cleaned up the place so they set it up
01:03:39okay yeah let's do it
01:03:41family adventure let's go
01:03:42oh we can't um we have a players only meeting tonight
01:03:47but you two should totally go
01:03:49hey how come i didn't know about any meeting
01:03:51because it's players only
01:03:54coach
01:03:54y'all better go before you miss it
01:03:56we'll catch up with you after though
01:03:57all right
01:04:00let's all right
01:04:01have a great meeting
01:04:02all right let's go
01:04:05let's go
01:04:08let's go the first one's here
01:04:09so i talked to chauncey today
01:04:13dorm will be done day after tomorrow
01:04:16i know
01:04:17you know it's funny when they first moved in
01:04:20i was literally counting down the dates
01:04:23marking them off the calendar
01:04:24yeah and now
01:04:26it's not gonna be the same without them
01:04:31i know
01:04:32what
01:04:33oh you called them barbarians
01:04:37well turns out they're pretty great
01:04:39chief barbarian included
01:04:42well this is fun and festive
01:04:48wow look at that
01:04:49wow
01:04:50music program is really going all out tonight
01:04:54i didn't realize they just played spontaneously like that
01:05:02something tells me that we're the ones getting played
01:05:09yeah
01:05:09yeah
01:05:10well
01:05:12i mean
01:05:14as long as we're here
01:05:15i want to thank you
01:05:31for what
01:05:33well for uh forcing this situation on me
01:05:40but seriously it has reminded me of what i've been missing
01:05:51connection
01:05:53joy
01:05:55these
01:05:57last few weeks have been a surprise but
01:06:01in the best way
01:06:02well sometimes uh win
01:06:07you come from where you least expect it
01:06:09hmm
01:06:10i cannot agree more
01:06:12i cannot agree more
01:06:17thank you
01:06:33thank you
01:06:36definitely broccoli the strawberry
01:06:37they'll give you an organization
01:06:39protein
01:06:39it's over there
01:06:40they're good protein
01:06:41yes
01:06:42you got protein
01:06:43all
01:06:46Oh, yes.
01:06:48What?
01:06:50Pongos.
01:06:52Pongos.
01:06:54Pongos.
01:06:56Pongos.
01:06:58Okay?
01:07:00Wow!
01:07:02One, two, three!
01:07:06One, two, three!
01:07:10Three!
01:07:12Good!
01:07:14Where'd they go?
01:07:24I guess we're on our own.
01:07:26A conie?
01:07:28Yeah. I had a craving.
01:07:30Okay. It's comfort food,
01:07:32and I need comfort this week.
01:07:34Okay. Please be careful!
01:07:36Huh.
01:07:38There is something different about you, boss.
01:07:40I only have bigger fish to fry.
01:07:42That's not what I was saying.
01:07:44I mean, you're just so much more relaxed.
01:07:46You're eating a hot dog, not a salad.
01:07:48Maybe something to do with a cute coach,
01:07:50or the boys hanging out with you.
01:07:54Come on, tell me.
01:07:56Okay.
01:07:58I need to hear it.
01:08:00Calm down.
01:08:02Look, the boys,
01:08:04I really don't mind them being around anymore.
01:08:06It's kind of nice.
01:08:08And coach,
01:08:10well, he's,
01:08:12he's kind of like the cheese on this chili dog.
01:08:14The cheese?
01:08:16At first you think it's going to be way too much,
01:08:18but then
01:08:20it kind of grows on you.
01:08:22It looks good on you.
01:08:24Well, how do I look?
01:08:26Almost as good as I do.
01:08:28Wow.
01:08:30Press.
01:08:32You look amazing.
01:08:34Just trying to show off the school colors.
01:08:36Mm-hmm.
01:08:38And you.
01:08:40You look so handsome.
01:08:42I just hope I haven't forgotten anything.
01:08:44Don't worry.
01:08:46We got you.
01:08:48Well, then it's showtime.
01:08:52Let's hit it.
01:08:53Let's hit it.
01:08:54Let's go.
01:09:09President Miller,
01:09:11thank you for arranging all of this.
01:09:13So many memories,
01:09:15all of us here together again.
01:09:17And the, uh, the Franklin Ballroom looks, um,
01:09:20just as I remember.
01:09:22Oh, that's right.
01:09:23You used to sing in an acapella group back in the day.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:26Once upon a time, I was quite a baritone.
01:09:28Well, the choir will be performing tonight.
01:09:31Maybe we can get a solo out of you?
01:09:33Tempting, tempting,
01:09:34but I, I think we'll leave the spotlight
01:09:36to the, uh, younger generations.
01:09:38Ah, speaking of which,
01:09:41I would love to introduce you
01:09:43to our promising new quarterback.
01:09:45Um, Nick, this is Leo Farnsworth.
01:09:48Did you play football
01:09:49when you were here at Wittendale?
01:09:50No, but I, I never missed a game.
01:09:52And I was in the stands
01:09:54for that famous win over Cordelia College.
01:09:57Wait, that was the Z-reverse pass
01:09:59for the Hail Mary touchdown.
01:10:00That must have been epic.
01:10:02Oh, it was.
01:10:05Well, um, I'm gonna go pop and lock it with the guys.
01:10:08Nice meeting you.
01:10:09It was really nice to meet you.
01:10:10Have fun.
01:10:11It is my honor, Mr. Farnsworth,
01:10:25to introduce you to Logan Van Orden,
01:10:28our new football coach.
01:10:29Of course, the Logan Van Orden,
01:10:31high school legend
01:10:32who followed in his father's footsteps.
01:10:34Wow.
01:10:35You know, I still remember your state championship.
01:10:37Three unanswered touchdowns
01:10:40while you were trailing by 16 in the fourth.
01:10:43Now you have quite a recall for numbers, sir.
01:10:45Numbers have built my empire.
01:10:47And from what I hear,
01:10:48your numbers are going up as a coach.
01:10:50Well, this little team has a lot of fight in it.
01:10:52Wittendale may be small,
01:10:53but that's what makes it special,
01:10:55all of the support and encouragement.
01:10:57Kids don't need a fancy school.
01:10:59They just need someone to believe in them.
01:11:01But you are making a big difference here,
01:11:04and I want you to know that.
01:11:10Uh, Cassidy here has been an incredible help.
01:11:13And she has some great ideas
01:11:15for the future of Wittendale.
01:11:16Great. I can't wait to hear them.
01:11:17And we will. Tomorrow.
01:11:19But tonight?
01:11:20Tonight is strictly for enjoyment.
01:11:21And strictly for enjoying yourself.
01:11:26Do you guys mind if I stole Cassidy for a bit?
01:11:28Of course. Excuse us.
01:11:30Come.
01:11:31I will introduce you to some of the faculty.
01:11:33But perhaps we might, um,
01:11:35cut a rug first for just a moment, huh?
01:11:37Hang on.
01:11:38Hang on.
01:11:40You look stunning, President Miller.
01:11:42Thank you so much.
01:11:44You look very dapper.
01:11:49No whistle tonight?
01:11:50No, sorry.
01:11:51No, I left it at home.
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:53Ta-da.
01:11:54Mm-hmm.
01:11:55We'll get started shortly.
01:11:56Any word?
01:11:57No.
01:11:58I've called him a dozen times and it keeps going straight to voicemail.
01:12:02He was supposed to be back by now.
01:12:03I know.
01:12:04I'll try him again.
01:12:05Ten minutes.
01:12:06Ten minutes.
01:12:07That's it.
01:12:08Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:12:09You've reached Coach Van Orden.
01:12:10You've reached Coach Van Orden.
01:12:11I know.
01:12:12I know.
01:12:13I know.
01:12:14I'll try him again.
01:12:15You've reached Coach Van Orden.
01:12:16Sorry I missed you, but leave a message.
01:12:18Logan, where are you?
01:12:19Are you okay?
01:12:20Can I get anybody a coffee?
01:12:21Maybe a sparkling water?
01:12:22Can I get anybody a coffee?
01:12:23Maybe a sparkling water?
01:12:24No.
01:12:25I'll try him again.
01:12:26No.
01:12:27I've called him a dozen times and it keeps going straight to voicemail.
01:12:28He was supposed to be back by now.
01:12:29I know.
01:12:30I'll try him again.
01:12:31Ten minutes.
01:12:32That's it.
01:12:33Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:12:35You've reached Coach Van Orden.
01:12:38Sorry I missed you, but leave a message.
01:12:41Logan, where are you? Are you okay?
01:12:46Can I get anybody a coffee? Maybe a sparkling water?
01:12:50I think we're ready to move forward.
01:12:55The meeting is... I don't think that we can wait any longer.
01:12:59Thank you so much for your patience.
01:13:24So sorry. I'll explain later. Come on, let's crush it.
01:13:27It's too late.
01:13:28Wait, what? Hang on, what?
01:13:30What about Farnsworth?
01:13:32I'm guessing he's about 30,000 feet above Altoona right now,
01:13:36headed back to New York.
01:13:37The proposal?
01:13:39He said it showed promise, but it lacked details.
01:13:43And after the last time he donated to Whittendale,
01:13:46he couldn't ask his friends to invest, and neither could he.
01:13:50When you didn't show up, the entire thing, it fell flat.
01:13:56Because you, you were the details.
01:13:58You talked to the architect. You were supposed to seal the deal.
01:14:01That model, that model was a pivotal part of our entire presentation.
01:14:06Where were you? Why didn't you answer my calls?
01:14:08I had my phone on silent for the ceremony.
01:14:12And then on the way out, I got stopped by Coach Wilkin.
01:14:16The Coach Wilkin?
01:14:17Yeah.
01:14:18Yeah, he said he's watched the last few games, been really impressed with what I've been doing here.
01:14:22He offered me an assistant coaching job there next fall.
01:14:26I thought you said the position had been filled.
01:14:31I guess they had to change your heart.
01:14:35Look, the whole thing just caught me off guard. I...
01:14:40Wow.
01:14:44Hey, congratulations.
01:14:46No, I'm happy for you. This is, this is what you wanted.
01:14:52You deserve it.
01:14:54Oh, come on. Look, I'm so embarrassed.
01:14:56By the time Coach and I stopped talking, it was late.
01:14:58And then I tried to call you from the car.
01:14:59I was in the middle of my presentation.
01:15:00I know, I...
01:15:04It's fine.
01:15:05Hey, hey, have you got a sec, please.
01:15:07I feel terrible. Please.
01:15:08Don't. I never should have asked you to help me in the first place.
01:15:11This was too important. I should have just done it myself.
01:15:17Hey.
01:15:20At least one of us got what we wanted.
01:15:22Cass, I want you to know I didn't say yes.
01:15:26I told him I needed some time. I needed to think about it.
01:15:28What is there to think about?
01:15:31Coaching football at Buckeye State is your dream.
01:15:34I know it is.
01:15:35You cannot walk away from that.
01:15:37Putting your future on hold for someone else, it will not end well.
01:15:42Trust me. I have been there.
01:15:45Please. Let me try and fix this, okay?
01:15:47I can reach out to Farnsworth, I can ask...
01:15:48It's fine.
01:15:50Really?
01:15:54I'm the one who dropped the ball.
01:15:55Let's go.
01:16:08We got a little date this Saturday, so...
01:16:10Ah, call Topo!
01:16:12What?
01:16:13How'd they bring that back in?
01:16:14Hey.
01:16:15Hey.
01:16:16Hey.
01:16:17I'll move back in?
01:16:18Yeah.
01:16:19You'd never know it was flooded in the first place.
01:16:20Good to hear it.
01:16:21It would be nice to have your place back, right?
01:16:22Yeah.
01:16:23And today's the last day you'll have to deal with my motherly nagging, so...
01:16:26Everyone wins.
01:16:27Okay, Malcolm.
01:16:28No more all-nighters.
01:16:29Okay?
01:16:30You have to get your sleep.
01:16:31It's really important.
01:16:32You got it.
01:16:33You got it.
01:16:34You can keep my DVD player as long as you want.
01:16:36Yes, ma'am.
01:16:37You too.
01:16:38My gamers.
01:16:40One hour and a half...
01:16:41These two were out.
01:16:43Something these penthouses would lose me.
01:16:46I don't know too much...
01:16:47always thought Why was these two?
01:16:48You can make my DVD player back.
01:16:49You could eat your dick.
01:16:50Thanks, Emma.
01:16:51We'll have to everyone win.
01:16:54Bye.
01:16:56Good to meet your Becky.
01:16:59Right?
01:17:00愚 Des 2012?
01:17:01We'll be they'reigning today.
01:17:02What?
01:17:02One hour a day. Tops.
01:17:04C. Of course, Prez.
01:17:06Okay. If you need any advice
01:17:08with the Janine situation,
01:17:10call me, okay?
01:17:15Thanks.
01:17:16Thank you for everything.
01:17:20If you guys need anything, you know,
01:17:22I'm just, like, right down the road.
01:17:24One, two, three.
01:17:26Woo!
01:17:28Woo!
01:17:30Woo!
01:17:56Woo!
01:17:58Woo!
01:17:59Woo!
01:18:01arde s ao
01:18:20Woo!
01:18:24Let's go! Grab some water!
01:18:39Made a thread of the needle, Nick.
01:18:40Thanks.
01:18:41Great. Looking good, boys.
01:18:43You ready for the weekend?
01:18:45The question is, are you?
01:18:46Yeah, Coach. Have you talked to President Miller
01:18:47since your very costly fumble?
01:18:49Hey, I didn't fumble anything.
01:18:51If we messed up as bad as you did,
01:18:52you have us running laps out here all day.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:55You know that.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:57Well, if that's the case,
01:18:59I probably owe her a marathon.
01:19:06Okay, well, do you want to talk about the admissions council?
01:19:10What I really want is an update on the Farnsworth situation.
01:19:14I have left so many messages.
01:19:16I've called so many times.
01:19:18His assistant has actually started screening my calls.
01:19:20I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not a good sign.
01:19:23That's what I was thinking.
01:19:28Oh, it's Teddy.
01:19:31The football team needs me.
01:19:34I gotta go.
01:19:36Okay, go.
01:19:36Okay.
01:19:37I've got this.
01:19:39Where are you taking me?
01:19:41Teddy, this was a locker room.
01:19:42Oh, are you decent?
01:19:43Come on, Prez.
01:19:44They've been waiting all day for this.
01:19:45What is going on?
01:19:52Tell her, Coach.
01:19:54Seems I have a mutiny on my hands.
01:19:56So, Coach usually gives us this rousing speech to fire us up before each game?
01:20:00But the boys, well, they insisted you give the speech today.
01:20:04Oh, you guys, that is so sweet.
01:20:08It really, but trust me, I'm not a rousing speech kind of person.
01:20:15Any thought provoking, maybe, but not a...
01:20:17Come on, Prez.
01:20:19You got this.
01:20:20You can do it.
01:20:24Okay.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:27You got it.
01:20:28You sure you're okay with this?
01:20:33Yes.
01:20:36Uh, talk about being thrown to the wolves.
01:20:41Well, uh, I've always prided myself on being a person who could tackle any problem by myself.
01:20:53I guess you could say I was a team of one.
01:20:55But what I didn't realize was I was the one that was missing out.
01:21:03On something bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined.
01:21:11Backing each other up.
01:21:14Sharing in life's ups and downs.
01:21:17And whether you win or lose, you're never alone.
01:21:21Because when you have a team of people behind you, the sky is the limit.
01:21:30There is literally nothing you can't do.
01:21:35We are the window wolves.
01:21:38And why be a lone wolf when you can be a part of a wolf pack?
01:21:45I want you to know that even after Coach Logan leaves, I'll be here.
01:21:57Always in your corner.
01:21:59Your biggest cheerleader.
01:22:01I am already so proud of you.
01:22:04But today, we are going to go out there and we are going to make Whittendale proud.
01:22:12Yeah, bring it in.
01:22:13Hands in.
01:22:14Come on, come on.
01:22:14Hands in.
01:22:15One, two, three.
01:22:16Ow!
01:22:19Yes, it's good.
01:22:21Ow!
01:22:25That was a great psycho speech.
01:22:27Yeah?
01:22:27Great speech.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29You did get one thing wrong.
01:22:30Too heavy on the wolf stuff.
01:22:31No, I'm not going anywhere.
01:22:34What?
01:22:35Why?
01:22:38Whittendale forever, right?
01:22:42This right here.
01:22:44This is where I belong.
01:22:49Let's go win this thing.
01:22:50Let's go win this thing!
01:22:57Hi!
01:22:59Good work today, boys.
01:22:59Good work.
01:23:00Yes!
01:23:02So, wait.
01:23:02Are you sure about this decision of not going to Buckeye State?
01:23:06I have never been more sure of anything in my entire life.
01:23:09Just like Farnsworth said, at a small college, I can have a big impact.
01:23:13That's what really matters.
01:23:14I know, but it's your dream.
01:23:16Yeah, but, I mean, sometimes the best game plan is the one you never planned for at all.
01:23:20Uh, actually, I think someone's here to talk to.
01:23:29Mr. Farnsworth, I thought you were in New York.
01:23:32Well, what's the point of having a private jet if you don't use it?
01:23:35Did you just come in for the game?
01:23:37Well, the coach here was very persuasive.
01:23:40Uh, and I had the time to take a look at your proposal and go through it.
01:23:45It's very compelling.
01:23:47But, you know, Cassidy, I don't invest in just ideas.
01:23:51I invest in teams.
01:23:54And you two make a great one.
01:23:57Uh, what do you think of the name Farnsworth Field?
01:24:00That's a nice ring, right?
01:24:01Love it.
01:24:02Done.
01:24:02Absolutely love it.
01:24:03Done.
01:24:03Thank you so much.
01:24:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:24:05Uh, my office will be in touch.
01:24:07Uh, do they still have that purple punch?
01:24:10Right over there.
01:24:11Oh.
01:24:11Yes.
01:24:12Yes.
01:24:12Yes.
01:24:18Congrats.
01:24:20Saved the arts program.
01:24:21Thank you so much.
01:24:22No, no, no.
01:24:23You, you did all the heavy lifting on this one.
01:24:25You know, now that I, uh, moved out of the guest house, I'm going to miss having a reason
01:24:31to come see you.
01:24:32You don't need one.
01:24:33The boys and I came up with a plan.
01:24:35Don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:37No.
01:24:37Please don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:41They are going to do family dinner at my place every Sunday.
01:24:45And I would love it if you could be there.
01:24:49I'll be there.
01:24:52Also, you know, if you're free.
01:24:55Any other evenings, that would be good, too.
01:24:59Well, I just happen to have two tickets to the Cincinnati Symphony.
01:25:03If you'd be willing to go with a barbarian like me.
01:25:16Wait, wait, hang on a sec.
01:25:17Yeah.
01:25:18Is that a yes?
01:25:18That is a yes, that is a yes.
01:25:21Oh, shit!
01:25:51Oh, shit!