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Big Brother (2023) Season 3 Episode 17
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00:00Hello, maintenance. Is it true that the patients are sleeping on the ward?
00:08They are, because they're in a healing process.
00:10They're not in a healing process. This is a game, Richard.
00:13Shut your mouth. It's my ward, and I'm going to make sure,
00:15if my patients need rest, then I'll make sure they get it.
00:18Did you just say shut your mouth?
00:20When you're ready to speak in a more civilised tone, please call me back.
00:22Thank you. Goodbye.
00:27Well, we have picked Xila.
00:28I've never heard him tell a joke.
00:31Do you wear the lace, Farnie?
00:32I think Xila might be a little bit upset.
00:36Dr Caroline, administer the medicine now.
00:41Hold your nose. Hold your nose.
00:44Caroline, please get away from me.
00:47Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder.
00:52Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
00:58Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:06This is hell.
01:09Day 18.
01:38For this week's shopping task, the Big Brother house has been transformed into BB General Hospital.
01:51Morning.
02:04Bopped him, Robbie.
02:05Oh!
02:08Oh, hospital.
02:11There she goes.
02:13Oh, this is far.
02:16You need the hospital, babe.
02:17Well, the helly belly.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20Oh, my gosh.
02:21Is this an active IV drip?
02:23Because I would really like one.
02:25Oh, I love it.
02:26This is brilliant.
02:28Ugh.
02:29Housemates, welcome to BB General Hospital.
02:34BB General is struggling in the National League table and currently carries a needs improvement rating.
02:41Fair.
02:41To secure a luxury shopping budget this week, you must work to earn points which push BB General into the exceptional rating zone.
02:51To do this, you'll step into the roles of doctors, nurses and patients.
02:57Yeah, Caroline, please don't be a doctor.
02:59Oh, please let me be a doctor.
03:00The following housemates will become the patients.
03:05Zila.
03:06Fuck.
03:07No.
03:08Tate.
03:09Oh, of course, yeah.
03:10Nancy.
03:11Oh, my God.
03:12Elsa.
03:13Oh, Sam.
03:14Oh, God.
03:16And Tasia.
03:17Yay!
03:19Yay!
03:21But we'll make the robe, the hospital robe cute.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Don't you worry.
03:25The housemates that will transform into nurses are Cameron.
03:30Yes, Cammy.
03:32And Beysholla.
03:34I'm a doctor, baby.
03:35Richard, you will take on the role of the matron.
03:40Oh, yes!
03:41Ah, okay.
03:42So all behave yourselves, please.
03:43The housemates who will become the doctors overseeing diagnosis and treatment will be...
03:49Oh, yeah.
03:50For goodness sake.
03:51Fuck off, it's Caroline.
03:53Marcus.
03:54Yep, I'm ready for that job.
03:55Jenny.
03:56You're so fucked.
03:57And Caroline.
04:00What the hell is it?
04:02What the hell is it?
04:03I think Bob has a sense of humour, because what the hell is it?
04:06Oh, this is brilliant.
04:081.34pm.
04:18The patients are getting to know each other.
04:22So what are you in there for, mate?
04:24Sexyitis.
04:26Can I catch it?
04:27I think you'll be okay.
04:28I have a kissing disease.
04:30Kissing disease?
04:31I wonder which doctor prescribes you with that.
04:34Jenny.
04:36I wanted the other one.
04:39Caroline?
04:40No.
04:41Dr. Marcus.
04:42Oh.
04:44He wasn't a very good doctor, trust me.
04:47The doctors have been tasked with diagnosing their patients.
04:52Well, whining it is, is Sam, because all he does is moan.
04:56Lazy bone syndrome is Elsa, because she's never already up here.
05:00Out of the ones that we've got there, we'd say,
05:02I would go for spineless disorder because of the nominations,
05:05and he was there for about half an hour.
05:07He doesn't have the balls.
05:09Do you see how he felt?
05:11He was rubbish at that.
05:12And he was doing this.
05:13And he was taking a rash up his neck.
05:15He was getting rid of his spineless.
05:16Right, we'll put this.
05:17We'll give this to you.
05:18So, out of the three left, Tasia, Nancy, Zila.
05:23Well, you've got a personality transplant.
05:25You want someone to have a better personality.
05:26Who would that be?
05:27And this is a hard one.
05:28A whole new personality.
05:29Right, personality transplant.
05:31I'm going Nancy and I'm giving funny bones to them two.
05:34The three of them.
05:34But you only said that about Nancy, because of what happened to you.
05:37Are you being biased?
05:38No, I'm just, there's three people left.
05:40And if you ask me, Tasia and Zila's the funniest.
05:43This is broken funny bone.
05:45It means they're not funny.
05:46Aye, so give it to Nancy, she's not funny.
05:49I don't think any of them need a personality transplant.
05:51That's the last thing I'd give to Tasia.
05:53Personality transplant could be tight.
05:54That laugh.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:56I need spineless, look.
05:58Spin, yeah.
05:59Yeah.
06:01I swap whining for Tasia just because of the markers.
06:05Markers!
06:06And then...
06:06Spine disorder.
06:08Yep.
06:08That is...
06:09Bang on.
06:10Couldn't have got it any better.
06:11That's perfect now.
06:12I think it's perfect.
06:13Okay.
06:131.58pm.
06:21All of the patients are asleep on the ward.
06:31Hello, who's speaking, please?
06:33This is a disgrace.
06:34The patients are sleeping on the ward.
06:37Yes, they're all resting well.
06:39They're not resting.
06:40Wake them up immediately.
06:41That's, yeah.
06:43Wake up!
06:44Oh!
06:46Wake up!
06:47Wake up!
06:48He put the phone down on me.
06:50Who was it?
06:51Cameron Gay.
06:52Cameron Gay.
06:54Doctor's orders.
06:55Ooh.
06:56What are they actually doing in there?
06:58I'm bringing back again.
06:59Matron speaking.
07:06Hello, Matrons.
07:07Is it true that the patients are sleeping on the ward?
07:10Well, they were until you sent us a message that said we had to wake them up.
07:13So they are now awake.
07:14They are now awake.
07:15Perfect.
07:16Why were they?
07:17Why were they sleeping?
07:18Well, they are because they're in a healing process.
07:21This is a fucking game, Richard.
07:23They're not in a healing process.
07:25There's fuck all wrong with them.
07:26Shut your mouth.
07:27It's my ward and I'm going to make sure.
07:29If my patients need rest, then I'll make sure they get it.
07:31Did you just say shut your mouth?
07:32When you're ready to speak in a more civilised tone, please call me back.
07:35Goodbye.
07:35This may come as a surprise to everybody, but it's got to be Elsa.
08:04I've never seen her wash up.
08:06I've never seen her run about.
08:09Yeah, she's just the one lazy cow.
08:13Wow.
08:14Picture's nice.
08:17Dr Caroline, which two housemates have you chosen to diagnose with a broken funny bone?
08:25Well, we have picked Zila because I've never heard him tell a joke once.
08:31Hank, go to the sex people.
08:35You were the least funny.
08:38Sorry.
08:39You know, I love you, but it's a trough.
08:42Okay, Nancy, because her picture looks like she wants to kill someone.
08:48True.
08:48Yeah, that's what I think.
08:49Oh, Jesus, yeah.
08:50Which patient have you diagnosed with the need to have a personality transplant?
09:00Okay, unanimously.
09:02Unanimously.
09:03I was...
09:04Unanimously.
09:04This was not hard at all.
09:07At all.
09:08Tate.
09:08And the reason for Tate is that horrendous, horrendous, horrendous laugh.
09:14And also, it's just boring.
09:17Quite terrible to be around, to be honest.
09:19Dr Caroline, who have you diagnosed with whingitis?
09:23We thought all of you were a bit like that.
09:27But mainly, Tasia.
09:30So, no butt, yeah, no butt, no butt.
09:33Stop.
09:34Whinge, whinge, whinge.
09:36Oh, get a life, mate.
09:37Just put it on my bed.
09:38This is a proof.
09:39Just put it on my bed, Caroline.
09:41I've had enough now.
09:43Can you stop whinging?
09:44No.
09:45I've got a disease, clearly.
09:47Who have you diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder?
09:52Oh, yeah.
09:55OK, we picked this person quite easily, didn't we?
10:00But we picked Sam.
10:01He's never said a bad word.
10:03And in his head, he must have some real evil there somewhere.
10:06He holds in, and we want to get it out.
10:08So, you need to grow some balls, mate.
10:10Sam, openly, I'd mother to me the other day,
10:13he doesn't have a backbone.
10:15Stun him. Thanks, Anu.
10:16You're welcome.
10:19I think Zila might be a little bit upset.
10:21Yeah, well...
10:22Falcom is not even for me.
10:24LAUGHTER
10:25HE SIGHS
10:28Doctor, I've got this feeling deep inside of me, deep inside of me.
10:472.32pm.
10:53Mieter and Richard is discussing lunch options with the ward.
10:58For your dining pleasure, we have prepared for you...
11:02Oh, no. Listen, please.
11:05Congealed chicken scraps with soggy cabbage, pulpy vegetable hash and lumpy lukewarm gravy.
11:14Yum, yum.
11:15What, there's nothing else? No apple juice?
11:18Wind artist, you need to lower it.
11:19I haven't been treated yet. Yeah, we can tell.
11:23This is Big Brother.
11:25As part of Big Brother's General Hospital's mission to improve its rating and enhance patient care and secure a little extra hospital funding, patients will now have the opportunity to upgrade to private healthcare.
11:41For how much?
11:44Got no balls.
11:45Private healthcare comes with a range of luxurious benefits, including a gourmet feast featuring...
11:52...toasted artisan ciabatta sandwiches with Mediterranean metze salad and marinated olives.
12:00What?
12:01Oh, I'm upgrading.
12:04I don't care how much it costs.
12:05But how many eyeballs do you guys have?
12:0615.
12:06None.
12:07I've got none.
12:09I've got nothing left.
12:11I've got 15 eyes left.
12:12I'll splash all of them if I need to.
12:14Tasia, don't rack up the prices.
12:16Sorry.
12:17An upgrade will cost you five eyes.
12:20Done.
12:21I'll do it.
12:21Done.
12:22I'll do it.
12:23Done.
12:23Done, mate.
12:24Me.
12:25Else do you have eyes?
12:27Who wishes to experience the gorgeous plush perks of private healthcare?
12:32Me, me, me, me.
12:342.49pm.
12:46Matron Richard has come to speak to Big Brother.
12:50Hello, Matron.
12:50Good afternoon, BB.
12:52And how are you this fine, fine day?
12:53If you're not feeling on form, you can come and stay in my lovely hospital if you like.
12:57Richard, are doctors following doctor's etiquette?
13:01Who is the ultimate boss on, not concerning medication and diagnosis, that's for the doctors,
13:06of course, but in terms of just the running of the ward, the way patients are addressed,
13:10et cetera, et cetera, and the way they're treated, who has the final say there?
13:15I think it should be me, but I'm just checking with you.
13:18If the matron is running the ward, she should, he, she should, he should be allowed to do so
13:24without being undermined by, by other members of staff.
13:28Just in the same way as I wouldn't even remotely dream of undermining their diagnoses or whatever
13:33medication they may prescribe.
13:34Everyone has to keep within their own sphere of operation, don't you think?
13:41Patients Zila and Tasia are talking about Tait.
13:45As a friend, I feel like I'm getting along with them a lot more the last few days.
13:48I feel like you guys have stuff in common as well with, like, your fitness and that.
13:51Yeah, but something that's really important to me is, like, you know, I like to know people
13:55stand, especially with, like, post-its as well.
13:56Yeah, and I don't know where, and also I don't have that relationship like you guys have.
14:01I'm not going to write it off because it's not to say you won't develop a relationship.
14:05Yeah.
14:05But I just don't, I've been along enough, I can kind of see who I'm going to be tight with
14:10and who I'm not.
14:12Yeah, fair enough.
14:12I'm not open to it, do you know what I mean?
14:14Yeah.
14:14We'll just see.
14:153.10pm.
14:25Nurses Cameron and Thea Scholler are delivering lunches and upgraded luxuries.
14:36I can't eat this.
14:40I can't eat this stuff.
14:42Oh, there's your pillow.
14:43Oh, you've got a pillowcase as well?
14:44This is worth it.
14:48This is so worth it.
14:50Eat it now.
14:51No.
14:52My spine's growing.
14:54My spine's telling me now.
14:55Eat it, tap.
14:56Bite it, bite it.
14:57Bite it.
14:58Bite it.
14:59Oh, it's well.
15:00Bite it.
15:01No.
15:02It's not curable.
15:03I'd rather die without the spine.
15:04Here comes the train.
15:05It's not curable.
15:06I'm feeling it.
15:07There you go.
15:07That's that backbone growing.
15:09Once we get home.
15:10This is big brother.
15:10Would Sam come to the diary room?
15:11Oh, fuck off.
15:13Oh, fuck off.
15:15Honestly, fuck off.
15:17Should I put that that's a bit dangerous there?
15:18Yeah.
15:19Yeah, sure.
15:20Oh, there it is.
15:22Love it.
15:23Hello, Sam.
15:24How are you feeling?
15:25Surprisingly, worse than when I entered the fucking hospital.
15:29This is hell.
15:31I've never eaten such a drink.
15:33I've never eaten such a drink.
15:35Would Sam come to the diary room?
15:36Would Sam come to the diary room?
15:37Absolutely.
15:38Can you continue again?
15:40Oh, fuck off.
15:41Honestly, fuck off.
15:42Should I put that that's a bit dangerous there?
15:43Yeah.
15:44Yeah, sure.
15:45Oh, there it is.
15:46Love it.
15:47Hello, Sam.
15:48How are you feeling?
15:49Surprisingly, worse than when I entered the fucking hospital.
15:51I've never eaten such shit food in my life.
15:54It's freezing cold.
15:56It tastes like something and my dog would sick up.
15:59I've never eaten meat of that substance, that texture in my life.
16:04It's mushy.
16:05Why is the chicken mushy?
16:07It looks like it's straight out of a tin.
16:09Like it's giving dog food.
16:10I wouldn't be surprised if you said, ha ha.
16:12Gotcha.
16:13This is dog food.
16:14I'd be like, sure.
16:15I can buy that.
16:16This is dog food, babe.
16:17And it's not good.
16:18I can't be doing this.
16:20Like, honestly.
16:21If I wasn't really up for eviction, I'd be like, get me home now.
16:25This is hell.
16:27How?
16:37Elsa, how are we?
16:38You've got the thousand yard stare.
16:40What is the thousand yard stare?
16:42It's like after people have been to war, they come back and they're just zoned out.
16:46Oh.
16:47I don't...
16:48I haven't been there before.
16:50Yeah.
16:52In this life.
16:56I would have if my army application went through.
17:00Yeah.
17:01This is big brother.
17:02This is big brother.
17:04Dr. Marcus.
17:05Read out the treatment plan for the lazy bones.
17:10The treatment for lazy bone syndrome comes in the form of pills, which have been proven
17:14get recipients up on their feet and moving.
17:17The pills will be delivered when you hear this medication sound.
17:24That's pretty cool.
17:25After the sound plays, the pills will begin appearing outside in the hospital grounds.
17:30The patient will have 60 seconds to collect all the pills and put them inside the medication boxes.
17:36Failure to collect and box up all the pills within 60 seconds will result in a failed treatment attempt
17:42and will cause rating points to be deducted from the final total.
17:46This is big brother.
17:49Dr. Caroline.
17:50To treat a case of whingitis, medicine must be inserted into the patient's mouth.
17:56Administer the medicine now.
18:00No!
18:01It fucking stinks!
18:02Oh, my God, I can't.
18:04Hold your nose.
18:06Hold your nose.
18:08Come on, it's good.
18:09It's not going to hurt.
18:10Oh, my God, Dr. Bean.
18:11Come on, now, now.
18:13Right, no, she's...
18:14Look, can't.
18:15Can't.
18:16Oh, my God!
18:17We'll lose the touch.
18:18We'll lose the touch.
18:24She hit me in the eye!
18:30What's on her cheek?
18:33Oh, no, she's crying.
18:34I'm not doing it, I can't do it.
18:38Do you want to do it or not?
18:41Come on, head back.
18:42One, two, three, all over my pyjamas.
18:44Oh, it's too late.
18:45It's Tasia.
18:46It's Tasia.
18:47It's Tasia.
18:48It's Tasia.
18:49It's Tasia.
18:50It's Tasia.
18:51It's Tasia.
18:52It's Tasia.
18:53Seven, six.
18:54Water, water.
18:55Wow, wow.
18:56Wow!
18:57Unbelievable!
18:59It didn't taste as bad, did it?
19:02That was unbelievable.
19:04Honestly, well done.
19:05She took one for the team there.
19:08Well done, Tasia.
19:10Fantastic, Tasia.
19:11All right.
19:12Broken funny bone treatments.
19:14The treatment consists of the patient wearing the following.
19:17Clown wig.
19:18Clown makeup.
19:19Not on my beard, Jenny.
19:21Oh, fuck this, man.
19:22Clown nose.
19:24Ow.
19:25Is everyone clear?
19:26Yeah, clowns are kind of terrifying.
19:27They're kind of?
19:285.19pm.
19:29Do you want to go outside from fresh air?
19:30I think you need to.
19:31Caroline, please get away from me.
19:32Please.
19:33I had to do it.
19:34You said you...
19:35I said don't do it.
19:36You didn't, you didn't need to...
19:37You didn't.
19:39You didn't need to screrte it all over me.
19:42But you wouldn't go into your mouth?
19:43So you scrutin it all over me because it wouldn't go into my mouth?
19:44Can you explain it?
19:45I just tried to get in my mouth.
19:46You were laughing at the first bit.
20:00No, it wasn't funny.
20:01God.
20:03Whingy.
20:04I'm in trouble again. I'm in big trouble again.
20:12I still want you to get away from it.
20:15It would be better if she just refused it all.
20:17Yeah.
20:19I'm not doing that.
20:20I'm going to go.
20:21Yeah, I'm going to go.
20:22Wait, wait, wait. Let's just at least try and...
20:27Bro, I don't care. The task is bad.
20:28I know you don't. The task is bad.
20:29You're not, you're not, you're not.
20:31Oh, hang on.
20:32Stop. Talk to me.
20:33Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop.
20:35We're going to fail, cos you are.
20:45Hello, Teja. How are you?
20:47Why the fuck?
20:49I actually can't talk cos I'm so angry.
20:53Caroline, she was obviously just too syringe-happy,
20:57just squirting everywhere.
20:58My whole bed stinks, my pyjamas stinks, it's in my hair.
21:01I'm actually so fuming.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:05I love Caroline, but she just gets too into things sometimes.
21:09OK, yeah, maybe...
21:11It wasn't her intention, probably, to squirt everywhere and make me stink.
21:15She wasn't thinking cos she doesn't think very much.
21:17So, she was just thinking,
21:19let me just squirt it and try and get it in her mouth,
21:21which is just not a good approach
21:23because squirting it all over me
21:25is not going to make me drink it.
21:27I don't care if it was acid, but I stink.
21:29And now nobody's getting a luxury,
21:31cos I'm crying and I'm whinging.
21:33Cos I stink.
21:35She needs to never speak to me again.
21:376 or 7pm.
22:03This is Big Brother Tate.
22:11You have been diagnosed as requiring a full personality transplant.
22:17It's now the doctor's task to carefully remove your undesirable traits
22:22to improve your overall personality.
22:25Two doctors at a time must pick up one of the bad personality traits.
22:31The aim is to work together to move the surgery tool along the wire
22:35without hitting a nerve.
22:37If you touch the wire and hit a nerve,
22:39the light will flash and the patient will experience pain.
22:44Doctors, you have a limited time to complete the procedure.
22:47The procedure starts now.
22:50Right, let's do it.
22:51Gentle, gentle.
22:53Oh, shit, they can't touch that.
22:56Are you all right, mate?
22:58Yeah, sound, mate.
22:59Oh!
23:00Fuck!
23:01Oh, fuck!
23:02I'd rather it was me here than Marcus.
23:04He'd be squealing like a little piggy.
23:06Oh!
23:07Are you all right, Tate?
23:08Yeah, sound, whatever.
23:09Okay.
23:10You don't hurt my Tate.
23:11I don't want him useless.
23:12Come on, come on, now.
23:13Speed through it.
23:14Speed through it, speed through it.
23:15Oh, no!
23:18We're nearly there now, mate!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22How was that?
23:23Yeah, easy, mate.
23:24Thought so.
23:25Your time starts now.
23:27Oh, here we go.
23:29Oh!
23:30Oh, my God.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:35Are you OK?
23:36Are you all right?
23:37Yes, then!
23:38Fucking take it out of the way!
23:40Fuck, Steve, what are you saying?
23:42You got this.
23:43Slow and steady wins the race.
23:44Don't drag it, don't drag it, don't drag it.
23:45Are you all right?
23:46Don't drag it!
23:48That was interesting.
23:50Ah!
23:51Well done.
23:52This is big brother.
23:54Well done, patient Tate.
23:56You have successfully completed your transplant
23:59and now have a shiny new personality.
24:02Yay!
24:03Hell yeah.
24:04Needed.
24:136.46pm.
24:15Oh!
24:16It's got the headphone.
24:17Hello.
24:18BB General Hospital.
24:20Would you do us a big favour, please?
24:22We need three cups of tea.
24:24OK.
24:25Two with oat milk, just a splash, not too much oat milk.
24:29OK.
24:30No problem.
24:31Thank you so much.
24:32And also, be as quick as you can.
24:34How's their food?
24:35Of course there's no fucking food.
24:37They want teas.
24:38They want teas.
24:39Oh, just a cup of tea?
24:40Yeah.
24:42If we do get the economy, then we will make sure they have the worst food.
24:46They can have uncooked chicken.
24:49Yeah.
24:50And they can just have wheater bricks with nothing on it.
24:53With water.
24:56This is the longest cup of tea ever.
24:58I know.
24:59Ring him again, Marcus.
25:00Go on, Marcus.
25:01Can you say, what the fuck's...
25:02Well, don't swear, please.
25:03I say, what's the fucking hold up?
25:04No, don't swear.
25:05PHONE RINGS
25:12Good evening.
25:14Can I have an ETA on the cups of tea, please?
25:18At this moment, we can't leave the ward because there aren't
25:22enough personnel here at this time.
25:24They can come in and get it.
25:25Oh, but she's saying if you are feeling sufficiently energetic,
25:29you can always come and fetch it yourselves.
25:31It's sitting here ready for you.
25:32No, no, that won't be necessary.
25:35We will wait.
25:36What did he say at that time?
25:39There's only two...
25:40Oh, it's job's worth.
25:41...nurses in the ward at the moment.
25:44So, therefore, they have to wait until they're all back inside.
25:48I wonder why they're always on strike.
25:50It's because they don't want to go to work.
25:53When do the doctors ever go on strike?
25:55They're fucking always on strike.
25:57That's a trained.
25:58Patient Tate is in the diary room.
26:03How is life on the ward?
26:05Life on the ward is good.
26:07I feel like I've done my bit through suffering.
26:09How are your other patients coping?
26:11Well, they all smell a lot.
26:14A couple of brokies in the ward as well
26:16that I think are a bit jealous of us rich guys.
26:19Tasia, despite being part of the members' club,
26:23is not coping very well.
26:25The phrase, you can lead a horse to water, comes to mind.
26:28You can only help the sick if they want to be helped.
26:30And Tasia, it would seem, did not want to be cured of wingitis.
26:34Carolyn tried to step in and forcibly cure her.
26:38And, yeah, it all went downhill from there.
26:41I think the winging might carry on.
26:45Depends on if she's got the smell out of her new silk jammies.
26:49All the work we've just done, we can't even get a cup of tea.
26:54And it's going cold out there.
26:56Can you ring up again, please?
26:58Come on. I'll ring up.
27:00Ring up, Caroline, and I'm telling you give it to...
27:02If it's that stupid matron...
27:04Give it to them, I.
27:06Oh, here we go.
27:10General Hospital Towers.
27:12Is that matron?
27:13Yes.
27:14Can we have our teas now, please?
27:15We cannot leave...
27:16I don't want to listen to your excuses any more, mate.
27:19Don't laugh, either.
27:21What's the matter with you?
27:22It's only a cup of tea.
27:25It's not good enough, this hospital.
27:27We save lives.
27:28We need to have our teas.
27:29The most important thing is to keep the doctors supplied and happy.
27:33See if these teas are freezing.
27:35I'm paid, yeah, I'm throwing them around.
27:37The cafeteria is now closed.
27:53What I'd like to know is the rundown on the patients.
27:56Can you just give me a quick rundown on everybody?
27:58Yes, okay.
27:59Well, bed number one is Sam.
28:00He is still awaiting his procedure, but he's in good spirits about it.
28:03He's looking forward to getting it all sorted out and back on the road to recovery.
28:08Tate is in bed number two, and he is delighted to have completed his procedure.
28:13His personality is streets ahead of what it used to be, and he's in good spirits.
28:17Bed number three is Nancy.
28:19Excuse me, excuse me.
28:20Can you start again?
28:21Managed to keep smiling and walking in a funny, cloudy way.
28:23Matron!
28:24Matron!
28:25Yes?
28:26I want you to start again, slowly and loud.
28:30Right.
28:33Bed one.
28:35Sam.
28:36He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:42Bed two.
28:43Tate.
28:44His personality is streets ahead of what it used to be, and he also is in good spirits.
28:50Bed three.
28:52He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:57Just give me the last bit again, please.
28:59Why?
29:00Because Martha didn't write it down.
29:02He's just been drawing pictures.
29:04Can you start again, please?
29:06And this will be the last one, I promise.
29:08I will do it again, but this will be the last and final time.
29:11Do you understand?
29:12I understand very well.
29:13Off you go.
29:15Bed number one is Sam.
29:17He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
29:22Ben?
29:23Have you written that down?
29:25No.
29:26Could you repeat again?
29:28Is it just the last bit?
29:30No, no, no.
29:31I've told you several times now and I'm not going to go do it again.
29:34Stop messing this up, matron.
29:37And carry on.
29:38It's not me who's messing it up, so shut your face.
29:40Don't you tell me to shut my face.
29:41I will, I will.
29:42And you won't open it again until I give you permission.
29:44Oh, shut up.
29:45Don't carry on.
29:46That is Teja, who has, as you know, had a rather traumatic experience with the medicine
29:53in the first stage.
29:54Sorry, can you repeat that?
29:55The very last bit you said, just the very last sentence.
30:01No, no, you've heard it enough times now.
30:03Goodbye.
30:04I think that's enough.
30:06I think we've got him to the absolute edge.
30:08That'll spring that.
30:09Very good boy.
30:10Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
30:17Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
30:18Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
30:20Good girl.
30:21Open it all, open it all, open it all.
30:23Go, go, go, go, go, go.
30:25Oh.
30:26Go, go, go.
30:29You got this, you got this.
30:31She's on the case.
30:32It's all right.
30:33Yeah.
30:34Good girl.
30:35We forgot one.
30:36We did.
30:37Okay.
30:38Go back for it.
30:40Got it.
30:41Oh my God.
30:42Okay.
30:43Oh, you do miss.
30:44Pills and boxes.
30:45We gotta get them.
30:46I can't even leave my hospital bed.
30:59Ah!
31:00Oh!
31:018.54 p.m.
31:14Big Brother has gathered Sam and the doctors for his procedure.
31:24Oh, there we go.
31:26This is Big Brother.
31:29Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed by the doctors
31:33at Big Brother's General Hospital with chronic spineless disorder.
31:39To treat your condition, you will now undergo a procedure
31:43designed to help you grow a healthy backbone.
31:48Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
31:54You must respond with full, frank and honest answers.
32:01Oh, my God.
32:04Sure, Jan, sure.
32:06If your responses show confidence and conviction,
32:10your backbone will begin to grow on the doctor's monitor.
32:15Sam, just be honest. Fuck it.
32:18Doctors, you should now read the questions aloud to the patient.
32:22Which house, mate, is the best game player?
32:25I think the best game player in the house is Richard.
32:29Richard's gone in and thought of himself
32:31and it's come to getting the most eyeballs
32:32and that's been the most effective
32:34and he's not been afraid to undercut people
32:37or snitch on people to get there.
32:39He's in it for himself. He's in it to be selfish.
32:42Caroline's loving this.
32:43And he couldn't wait to take the rest of Caroline's balls away from her.
32:46Sam, stand still while your backbone is x-rayed.
32:50It's gone up a good bit there.
32:58Oh, that's good.
33:00Which housemate's approval means the most to the people in the house?
33:04Come on, back, Ben.
33:09I'm going to say Faisola.
33:12I think Faisola does a good job of taking charge of things in the house,
33:15whether it's cooking or shopping or whatever it is,
33:18so people are more likely to want to get her approval and an opinion
33:20as opposed to somebody else's, because she's quite headstrong
33:23and has quite thought through opinions.
33:27So I think getting approval from her probably means more to most people than others.
33:31I'd say that's thorough.
33:33Me too.
33:34I think it is.
33:34Yeah, I think that's good.
33:41That's not great.
33:41Oh, my God.
33:43We're going to lose this.
33:44Come on.
33:44I'm saying all there is to say.
33:47No, you're not.
33:48I still think you can go harder than that.
33:50Which housemate is the most annoying to live with?
33:54This is giving me anxiety.
33:56I'm going to go with Caroline.
33:57Caroline's the most annoying to live with,
33:58because she wakes up in the morning loud and singing and jumping about,
34:03doesn't care what else feels, if they're tired, if they had a bad sleep or not.
34:06Caroline's the first to go and get the wine and hide it for everybody else
34:08in the rest of the house.
34:10Doesn't care if she gets them or not.
34:11She's very selfish like that.
34:12She's in it for herself.
34:13She's also the only person I can think of that's been the most offensive
34:16to some people in the house.
34:18And taking all Rich's balls and she knew it would bankrupt him.
34:23She didn't care about that either.
34:24Wouldn't trust Caroline.
34:25Wouldn't live with her again.
34:27Living with her has been the hardest thing about being this whole process,
34:29to be honest.
34:34Who do you think is the most easily influenced in the house?
34:39It's going to be one of the quiet people like you and me, I think.
34:42I'm going to say the easiest influence in the house is Tayshia.
34:46Because she's the youngest, I think she's the most impressionable.
34:49I think she's more willing to go along with the crowd
34:50than to stick to her own opinion.
34:54And I think maybe she finds more comfort in siding with Fashola and Zila
34:58in a situation as opposed to standing up for herself in a tough situation.
35:01Who would you diagnose as the most delusional in the house?
35:17OK, I'm going to go with Jennie.
35:21I basically was just thinking, like, what's Jennie short for?
35:23And it's not short for genuine, that's for sure.
35:26Jennie's the most delusional because she thinks she'll be the most successful
35:29out of here because she's already doing really, really well.
35:31And I think she thinks she will get a landslide to the final
35:36because of me and Nancy fucking up this week
35:38and doing the whole codename thing.
35:40Because I think maybe we'll play off that
35:42and use it to help get further in the competition.
35:53Yes!
35:54We did it, babes!
35:59We did it, babes.
36:10If anyone gets upset over that, then they're twats.
36:33He never even said anything well about it.
36:36And to be fair, you took the fucking, you had, he said the most about you.
36:41He said the most about you and then me, I was second.
36:43No one else can be offended if you're not taking offence to it.
36:47I don't know, but I would, yeah, I'd never take offence.
36:49Well, exactly, so if you're taking it like a fucker, then everyone, no one else.
36:52No, they're different to me.
36:56And everything you said was right.
36:59Fact.
37:00What was it like?
37:00I was like, did anything go down badly?
37:06Nah, all of them were good.
37:09All of them were fine, yeah.
37:10We've got it completed, I mean, so...
37:12I know, yeah.
37:13Lips, like...
37:14You've done well.
37:16Yeah.
37:17I don't know what I would have said.
37:19Nah, I'm more upset to Asia.
37:21Nah.
37:22No.
37:23How are you feeling to Asia?
37:24Sound?
37:25Yeah.
37:26Well, you have to say it, by the way.
37:27You have to say it someday.
37:28They have to say what they have to say.
37:29Yeah, but, like, I'm glad.
37:30I've heard that.
37:31No.
37:32They've had to say what they have to say.
37:34Yeah.
37:35No.
37:36No.
37:37No.
37:38No.
37:39No.
37:40No.
37:41No.
37:42No.
37:43No.
37:44No.
37:45No.
37:46No.
37:47No.
37:48No.
37:49No.
37:50No.
37:51No.
37:52No.
37:53No.
37:54No.
37:55No.
37:56No.
37:57No.
37:58No.
37:59No.
38:00No.
38:01No.
38:02No.
38:03No.
38:04No.
38:05No.
38:06No.
38:07No.
38:08standard of care. At the end of a busy shift on the ward, Big Brother can reveal that
38:16patient Tate earned 30 rating points by completing his personality transplant.
38:27Patient Sam earned 30 rating points by growing a backbone in his spineless syndrome treatment.
38:34Did what I had to do. As the other patients successfully completed their treatments,
38:43they have gained a further 20 points. However, points were lost for poor staff performance.
38:55Oh shit. Dr Marcus took bedside manner too far by engaging in flirtatious relations with patients
39:04No, it doesn't mean we're fouled. It doesn't mean we're fouled.
39:07Dr Caroline showed poor bedside manner by carelessly administering patient Tasia's
39:13whingitis medicine. Dr Jenny showed unprofessionalism by shouting at staff
39:19members over the phone. Jenny! Sorry! Nurse Cameron was seen sleeping on the job in a patient's bed.
39:27I reckon we still got one. Nurses also failed to keep the nurse's station manned with two members of staff
39:35at all times, meaning the medical staff only earned five of the 20 points on offer for completing their
39:43duties to a proper standard. Yeah. Sorry guys, that's their fault. Therefore, out of a possible 100 rating
39:51That's good. That's a first at uni. Dr Marcus, open the envelope and reveal the score required for an
40:06exceptional rating. Oh, I can't see it. 85!
40:25This is Big Brother. Housemates, congratulations. You have earned yourselves a luxury shopping budget.
40:35No more mints! No more mints! No more mints! No more mints! No more mints! No more mints!
40:42No more mints! No more mints! No more mints!
40:46Oh, my God! Thank God!
40:5611.46pm. Tasia and Elsa are in the bedroom.
41:00I literally feel so good now that we've got luxury. I was thinking, imagine if I got that shit all over me for nothing.
41:06Well, to be fair, that wasn't your fault. Yeah. She come on very strong.
41:11Yeah, like she was grabbing your face and forcing you and everything.
41:14Yeah. I can't believe we needed 85.
41:17I know. And we got 85. I know.
41:20It's amazing.
41:21Even, like, that thing like that Sam had to do.
41:26Obviously, like, I didn't agree with the reasons. I thought it was cop-out or whatever.
41:31He had to say someone, so I'm not going to hold it against him or be pressed about it.
41:34You just don't know me anyway. I don't need validation from the invalid and he's invalid to me because you're not one of my close people.
41:40I don't value, really, your opinion like that.
41:43Nancy and Caroline are talking about Tate.
41:47I was surprised that he didn't nominate me.
41:49Like, I thought it would have been the easiest cop-out for him to go, I'm voting Sam for this and Nancy for that.
41:54How do you know he didn't?
41:55Oh, because he voted for Tasia.
41:57Oh, yeah, he did.
41:58It was face-to-face.
41:59I thought we can't talk about that.
42:00It was face-to-face.
42:02So, I don't know.
42:04Like, it's fair that he said it was because of the logic and that's why he didn't nominate me.
42:10It was a cop-out. That's why we called him Spine...
42:12Not Spine-ish, but he said he needs a personality thing because he's a crybaby.
42:16He's a pussy.
42:18I can see that, yeah.
42:19He's a pussy.
42:20I still like him, though, because he didn't nominate me.
42:22I think he's fantastic. I love him. I love Marcus.
42:24Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
42:25I absolutely adore him.
42:26They've come in here and they've had the best time of their lives.
42:29I know, but that's the thing.
42:31Unfortunately, it's so easy for guys to be like that.
42:34Yeah.
42:35Sam was saying that Fashola was, like, in a nice way, was, you know, does everything.
42:40Yeah.
42:41Talks and all that.
42:42I just said, I said, she's the awful woman.
42:46I keep saying she's the awful woman with the disciples.
42:49Hmm.
42:50Which is not a horrible thing to say.
42:52Nope.
42:53Hmm.
42:54Cameron's sweet as anything.
42:57God.
42:59He's so sweet.
43:00But he needs to stop lying on my bed.
43:05Like, I'm sorry.
43:06He lies on your bed?
43:07He lies on my bed without the covers.
43:10Oh.
43:11And his pants, a lot of the time, are quite down, you know?
43:14Yep.
43:15And his shoe's on.
43:16Oh.
43:17Oh.
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44:24and because that night a lot of us want to come for jenny because often they drop it in that
44:30situation of course she was hurt but there's also like i should have consciously made the effort to
44:35have reassured you which i didn't do so i'm sorry i'm glad you said it because it made me feel like
44:40a lot like thank god i want you to say my head i mean you know completely thanks yeah well regardless
44:44what happens on friday either you're still here and you know we're we have time and i make sure
44:50that of course like i won't be able to fill the void that nancy leaves but i'm here for you
44:56it's not very much work oh my god what a path
45:04which of your housemates looked the best in their outfits oh i think everyone looked good but i
45:12thought especially marcus and how was dr caroline oh well i'd say unprofessional because forcefully
45:25feeding medicine flirting with patients being bossy with patients and obviously i think well
45:34she made me feel quite uncomfortable today seeing how she manhandled tasia i don't think she thinks
45:40anything through and she's obviously quite obnoxious if that's the right word and i was getting quite
45:47close with caroline but i guess we'll just have to see in these few weeks and if she keeps behaving in
45:53that way then she doesn't care about anyone or how they feel nancy and sam face the public vote
46:05but what the housemates don't know is this week there's no eviction instead one housemate will be
46:13fake evicted and sent to a secret room to live with two former housemates who goes into that room you
46:23decide to vote for the housemate you want to go into the secret room go online or scan the qr code the
46:31housemate with the most votes will be sent to the secret room voting's free and you can vote up to
46:39five times the vote closes in friday's show
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