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Big Brother Season 03 Episode 17
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00:00I can't tell a joke. You were the least fine. I think Dela might be a little bit upset.
00:06Dr. Caroline, administer the medicine. Now.
00:11Hold your nose. Hold your nose.
00:14Caroline, please go away from here.
00:17Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder.
00:23Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
00:28Oh, my God.
00:35This is how.
00:58Dear 18, 10.22am.
01:11For this week's shopping task, the Big Brother house has been transformed into BB General Hospital.
01:21Morning.
01:23Come to the bambam for the reload.
01:26Come to the bambam for the reload.
01:30Morning.
01:34Bopped him wrong.
01:37Oh.
01:39Oh, hospital.
01:41There she goes.
01:43Oh, this is far.
01:45Ah, you need the hospital, babe.
01:47What the helly-belly.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:50Oh, my gosh.
01:51Is this some active IV drip?
01:53Because I would really like one.
01:55Oh, I love it.
01:56This is brilliant.
01:58Ugh.
01:58Housemates, welcome to BB General Hospital.
02:05BB General is struggling in the National League table and currently carries a needs improvement rating.
02:11Ha, fair.
02:12To secure a luxury shopping budget this week, you must work to earn points which push BB General into the exceptional rating zone.
02:20To do this, you'll step into the roles of doctors, nurses, and patients.
02:27Dear Caroline, please don't be a doctor.
02:29I believe it will be a doctor.
02:31The following housemates will become the patients.
02:35Zela.
02:36Fuck.
02:38Tate.
02:39Ah, of course.
02:40Yeah.
02:40Nancy.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Elsa.
02:43Oh, God.
02:44Sam.
02:44Oh, God.
02:46And Tasia.
02:47Yay!
02:48Yay!
02:50But we'll make the hospital very cute.
02:54Don't you worry.
02:55The housemates that will transform into nurses are Cameron.
03:00Yay!
03:01Yes, Cammy.
03:02And Beyshola.
03:04I'm a doctor, baby.
03:05Richard, you will take on the role of the matron.
03:10Oh, you are.
03:11Ah, okay.
03:12So all behave yourselves, please.
03:13The housemates who will become the doctors overseeing diagnosis and treatment will be...
03:19Yeah.
03:19For God's sake.
03:21Fuck off, it's Caroline.
03:23Marcus.
03:24Yep, I'm ready for that job.
03:25Jenny.
03:26You're so fucked.
03:29And Caroline.
03:30What the hell is it?
03:32What the hell is it?
03:33I'm very serious.
03:34Big brother has a sense of humour because what the hell is it?
03:36Oh, this is brilliant.
03:38The patients are getting to know each other.
03:51So, what are you in there for, mate?
03:54Sexy-itis.
03:56Can I catch it?
03:57I think you'll be okay.
03:58I have a kissing disease.
04:00Kissing disease?
04:01I wonder which doctor prescribed you with that.
04:05Jenny.
04:06I wanted the other one.
04:09Caroline?
04:10No.
04:11Dr. Marcus.
04:12Oh.
04:13He wasn't a very good doctor, trust me.
04:17The doctors have been tasked with diagnosing their patients.
04:22Okay.
04:22Well, whining it is, is Sam because all he does is moan.
04:26Lazy bone syndrome is Elsa because she's never already up there.
04:29Out of the ones that we've got there, we'd say, I would go for spineless disorder because
04:34of the nominations and he was there for about half an hour.
04:37He doesn't have the balls.
04:39Do you see how you feel?
04:41He was rubbish at that.
04:42And he was doing this.
04:43And he was hacking a rash off his neck.
04:45He was getting rid of his spine.
04:46Right, but he didn't.
04:47We'll give it to him.
04:50So, out of the three left, Tasia, Nancy, Zila.
04:53Well, you've got a personality transplant and you want someone to have a better personality.
04:56Who would that be?
04:57And this is a hard one.
04:58A whole new personality.
04:59Right, personality transplant, I'm going Nancy Lee and I'm giving funny bones to him too.
05:04The three of them...
05:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're saying that about Nancy because of what happened to you.
05:07Are you being biased?
05:08No, I'm just, there's three people left and if you ask me, Tasia and Zila are funny.
05:13This is broken funny bone, means they're not funny.
05:16Aye, so give it to Nancy, she's not funny.
05:19I don't think any of them need a personality transplant.
05:21That's the last thing I'd give to Tasia.
05:23Personality transplant could be tight.
05:25That last?
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26And he's spying this, look.
05:28Spying, yeah.
05:28Yeah, yeah.
05:31I swapped whining for Tasia just because of the marker.
05:35Marker!
05:35And then...
05:37Spying, sort of.
05:38Yeah.
05:38That is...
05:39By all.
05:40Couldn't have got it any better.
05:41That's perfect now.
05:42I think it's perfect.
05:43Okay.
05:431.58 p.m.
05:51All of the patients are asleep on the ward.
05:55Hello, who's speaking, please?
06:03This is a disgrace.
06:04The patients are sleeping on the ward.
06:07Yes, they're all resting well.
06:09They're not resting.
06:10Wake them up immediately.
06:11That's yeah.
06:13Wake up!
06:14Wake up!
06:17Wake up!
06:18He put the phone down on me.
06:20Who was it?
06:21Jeremy G.
06:22Jeremy G.
06:24Doctor's orders.
06:25Oh.
06:26What are they actually doing in there?
06:28I'm bringing back again.
06:35Matron speaking.
06:36Hello, Matron.
06:37Is it true that the patients are sleeping on the ward?
06:40Well, they were until you sent us a message that said we had to wake them up, so they're
06:43now awake.
06:44They're now awake.
06:45Perfect.
06:46Why were they...
06:47Why were they sleeping?
06:48Well, they are, because they're in a healing process.
06:51This is a fucking game, Richard.
06:53They're not in a healing process.
06:55There's what's all wrong with them.
06:56Shut your mouth.
06:57It's my ward, and I'm going to make sure, if my patients need rest, then I'll make sure
07:00they get it.
07:01Did you just say shut your mouth?
07:02When you're ready to speak in a more civilised tone, please call me back.
07:05Goodbye.
07:06Well.
07:102 or 5 p.m.
07:17The doctors have come to the ward to deliver their diagnoses.
07:23Who and why have you chosen to diagnose with lazy bones?
07:29This may come as a surprise to everybody, but it's got to be Elsa.
07:34I've never seen a wash-up.
07:36I've never seen a runabout.
07:38Yeah, she's just the one lazy cow.
07:43Wow.
07:44The picture's nice.
07:48Dr Caroline, which two housemates have you chosen to diagnose with a broken funny bone?
07:55Well, we have picked Zila because I've never heard him tell a joke.
08:01What?
08:03Hank, go to the sex people.
08:05You were the least funny.
08:07Sorry.
08:09Sorry.
08:09You know, I love you, but it's a trough.
08:12Okay, Nancy.
08:14Because her picture looks like she wants to kill someone.
08:18True.
08:18Yeah, that's what I think.
08:19Oh, Jesus, yeah.
08:23Which patient have you diagnosed with the need to have a personality transplant?
08:28Okay, we're unanimously.
08:32Unanimously.
08:33Unanimously, I was...
08:34Unanimously.
08:34This was not hard at all.
08:37At all.
08:38Tate.
08:39And the reason for Tate is that horrendous, horrendous, horrendous laugh.
08:44And also, it's just boring.
08:47Quite terrible to be around, to be honest.
08:48Dr. Caroline, who have you diagnosed with whingitis?
08:54We thought all of you were a bit like that.
08:57But mainly, Tasia.
09:00Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
09:06Oh, get a life, mate.
09:07Just put it on my bed.
09:08This is...
09:09Just put it on my bed, Caroline.
09:11I've had enough now.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Can you stop whinging?
09:14No.
09:15I've got a disease, clearly.
09:18Who have you diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder?
09:25Okay, we picked this person quite easily, didn't we?
09:30But we picked Sam.
09:31He's never said a bad word.
09:33And in his head, he must have some real evil there somewhere.
09:36He holds in, and we want to get it out.
09:38So you need to grow some balls, mate.
09:40Sam, openly, I'd mother to me, the Allarday doesn't have a backbone.
09:45Son, Em.
09:45Thanks, Son, Em.
09:46You're welcome.
09:49I think Zila might be a little bit upset.
09:52Yeah.
09:52The popcorn is not even for me.
10:06Doctor, I've got this feeling deep inside of me, deep inside of me.
10:172.32pm.
10:19Meert and Richard is discussing lunch options with the ward.
10:28For your dining pleasure, we have prepared for you...
10:32Oh, no.
10:33Listen, please.
10:33Congealed chicken scraps with soggy cabbage, pulpy vegetable hash, and lumpy, lukewarm gravy.
10:44Yum, yum.
10:45What, there's nothing else?
10:46No juice?
10:46Apple juice?
10:47Wind artist, you need to lower it.
10:49I haven't been treated yet.
10:51Yeah, we can tell.
10:51This is Big Brother.
10:57As part of Big Brother's General Hospital's mission to improve its rating and enhance patient care and secure a little extra hospital funding,
11:06patients will now have the opportunity to upgrade to private healthcare.
11:12How much?
11:14Cock-nock balls.
11:15Private healthcare comes with a range of luxurious benefits, including a gourmet feast featuring
11:23toasted artisan shibata sandwiches with Mediterranean metzai salad and marinated olives.
11:30What?
11:32Oh, I'm upgrading.
11:34I don't care how much it costs.
11:35How many eyeballs do you guys have?
11:3615.
11:36None.
11:37I've got none.
11:39I've got nothing left.
11:41I've got 15 eyes left.
11:42I'll splash all of them if I need to.
11:44In case you don't rack up the prices.
11:46Sorry.
11:47An upgrade will cost you five eyes.
11:50Done.
11:51I'll do it.
11:51Done.
11:52I'll do it.
11:53Done.
11:53Done, mate.
11:54Me.
11:55Else do I have.
11:56Who wishes to experience the gorgeous plush perks of private healthcare?
12:02Me, me, me, me.
12:04Two forty-nine p.m.
12:16Matron Richard has come to speak to Big Brother.
12:20Hello, Matron.
12:21Good afternoon, BB.
12:22And how are you this fine, fine day?
12:23If you're not feeling on form, you can come and stay in my lovely hospital if you like.
12:27Richard, are doctors following doctor's etiquette?
12:31Who is the ultimate boss on, not concerning medication and diagnosis, that's for the doctors,
12:36of course, but in terms of just the running of the ward, the way patients are addressed,
12:40et cetera, et cetera, and the way they're treated, who has the final say there?
12:43I think it should be me, but I'm just checking with you.
12:48If the matron is running the ward, he should be allowed to do so without being undermined
12:56by other members of staff, just in the same way as I wouldn't even remotely dream of undermining
13:01their diagnoses or whatever medication they may prescribe.
13:04Everyone has to keep within their own sphere of operation, don't you think?
13:08Patience, Zila and Tasia are talking about Tate.
13:15As a friend, I feel like I'm getting along with him a lot more than last few days.
13:18Yeah, I feel like you guys have stuff in common as well about your fitness and that.
13:21Yeah, but something that's really important to me is, like, you know, I like to know what
13:25people sound, especially with, like...
13:26Yeah, and I don't know, and also I don't have that relationship like you guys have.
13:31I'm not going to write it off because it's not to say we won't develop a relationship.
13:35Yeah.
13:35But I just don't... I've been there long enough, I can kind of see who I'm going to be tight
13:40with and who I'm not.
13:42Yeah.
13:42I'm not open to it, do you know what I mean?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We'll just say...
13:463.10pm.
13:55Nurses Cameron and Fia Scholler are delivering lunches and upgraded luxuries.
14:01I can't eat this... I can't eat this stuff.
14:12Oh, there's your pillow?
14:13Oh, you've got a pillowcase as well?
14:15Yeah.
14:17This is worth it.
14:18This is so worth it.
14:20Eat it now.
14:21No!
14:22My spine's growing, my spine's telling me now.
14:25Eat it, Sam!
14:26Buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it.
14:29Oh, you've got a body.
14:31No.
14:31It's uncurable.
14:33I'd rather die without the spine.
14:37Here comes the chain.
14:40Choo, choo, choo, choo.
14:41What do you know?
14:42I'm feeling it.
14:45There you go, that's that backbone growing.
14:47I want to go home.
14:49This is Big Brother.
14:51Would Sam come to the diary room?
14:54Absolutely.
14:55Can you send me a hand?
14:57Oh, fuck off.
14:59Honestly, fuck off.
15:01Should I put that?
15:02That's a bit dangerous there.
15:03Yeah, sure.
15:04Oh, there it is.
15:05Another.
15:08Hello, Sam.
15:10How are you feeling?
15:13Surprisingly, worse than when I entered the fucking hospital.
15:16This is hell.
15:20I've never eaten such shit food in my life.
15:24It's freezing cold.
15:26It tastes like something and my dog would sick up.
15:29I've never eaten meat of that substance, that texture in my life.
15:34It's mushy.
15:35Why is the chicken mushy?
15:37It looks like it's straight out of a tin.
15:39Like it's giving dog food.
15:40I wouldn't be surprised if you said, ha ha, gotcha, this is dog food.
15:44I'd be like, sure, I can buy that.
15:46This is dog food, babe, and it's not good.
15:49I can't be doing this.
15:50Like, honestly.
15:52If I wasn't ready for eviction, I'd be like, get me home now.
15:55This is hell.
16:044.12pm.
16:07Elsa, how are we?
16:08You've got the thousand yard stare.
16:10What is the thousand yard stare?
16:12It's like, after people have been to war, they come back and they're just zoned out.
16:16Oh, I don't, I haven't been there before.
16:21Yeah.
16:22In this life.
16:26I would have, if my army application went through.
16:30Yeah.
16:31This is Big Brother.
16:34Dr. Marcus, read out the treatment plan for the lazy bones.
16:39Ahem.
16:40The treatment for lazy bone syndrome comes in the form of pills, which have been proven get
16:45recipients up on their feet and moving.
16:47The pills will be delivered when you hear this medication sound.
16:50That's pretty cool.
16:55After the sound plays, the pills will begin appearing outside in the hospital grounds.
17:00The patient will have 60 seconds to collect all the pills and put them inside the medication boxes.
17:06Failure to collect and box up all the pills within 60 seconds will result in a failed treatment
17:11attempt and will cause rated points to be deducted from the final total.
17:15This is Big Brother.
17:19Dr. Caroline, to treat a case of whingitis, medicine must be inserted into the patient's mouth.
17:26Administer the medicine now.
17:30No!
17:31I'm fucking stinging!
17:32Oh my God, I can't.
17:33I actually can't.
17:34How old do you know?
17:35Daisy, you have this.
17:36How old do you know?
17:37I don't know how much she's crying.
17:38Come on, it's good.
17:39It's not going to hurt.
17:39I swear.
17:40It's not a real medicine.
17:40Oh my God, Dr. B.
17:41Come on, mate.
17:42Come on, now, now.
17:42Right, no, she's, look.
17:45Come on.
17:45Oh my God!
17:46I'm going to lose the chance.
17:55She hit me in the eye.
18:00It's on her cheek.
18:03Oh no, she's crying.
18:05Boys, I'm not doing it.
18:06I can't do it.
18:08Do you want to do it or not?
18:11Come on, head back.
18:12One, two, three.
18:13All over my pajamas.
18:14Oh, it's too late.
18:16Tasia.
18:16Tasia.
18:18Tasia.
18:19Tasia.
18:20Tasia.
18:21She hit me in the eye.
18:22Eight.
18:23Seven.
18:24Six.
18:24Water, water.
18:25Wow, wow, wow.
18:27Unbelievable.
18:29Didn't taste this bad, did it?
18:32That was unbelievable.
18:34Honestly, well done.
18:36She took one for the team there.
18:38Well done, Tasia.
18:40Fantastic, Tasia.
18:41All right.
18:42Broken funny bone treatment.
18:44The treatment consists of the patient wearing the following.
18:47Clown wig.
18:48Clown makeup.
18:50Not on my beard, Jenny.
18:51Oh, fuck this, man.
18:53Clown nose.
18:54Ow.
18:55Is everyone clear?
18:57Yeah, clowns are kind of terrifying.
18:58Do you want to go outside for fresh air?
19:13I think you need to.
19:14Caroline, please go away from me.
19:16Please.
19:16I had to do it.
19:17You said don't.
19:18I said don't do it.
19:19You didn't need to squirt all over me.
19:21But you wouldn't go in your mouth.
19:23So you squirted it all over me because it wouldn't go in my mouth.
19:26Don't explain it.
19:26I just tried to get it in my mouth.
19:27You were all laughing at the first bit.
19:29No, it wasn't funny.
19:31Seriously.
19:32God.
19:33Whingy.
19:35Trouble again.
19:36I'm in big trouble again.
19:42She told me to get away from it.
19:45She'd be better if she just refused it all.
19:47Yeah.
19:49I'm not doing that.
19:50I'm going to go to the dining room.
19:51Yeah, I'm going to go to the dining room.
19:51Wait, wait, wait.
19:52Let's just at least try and.
19:57I don't care.
19:57The task is bad.
19:58I know you don't.
19:59The task is bad.
20:00You're not.
20:00You're not.
20:00You're not.
20:02Stop.
20:02Talk to me.
20:03Stop.
20:04Stop.
20:04Stop.
20:04I just was like,
20:05I'm going to go to the dining room.
20:06I'm going to go to the dining room.
20:07Hello.
20:15Hello, teacher.
20:16How are you?
20:17Why the fuck?
20:19I'm, well, she can't talk because I'm so angry.
20:23Caroline, she was obviously just too syringe happy.
20:27Just squirting everywhere.
20:28My whole bed stinks.
20:30My pyjama stinks.
20:30It's in my hair.
20:32I'm actually so fuming.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:36I love Caroline, but she just gets too into things sometimes.
20:40Okay, yeah, maybe it wasn't her intention probably to squirt everywhere and make me stink.
20:44She probably wasn't thinking because she doesn't think very much.
20:48So she was just thinking, let me just squirt it and try and get it in her mouth, which is
20:52just not a good approach because squirting it all over me is not going to make me drink
20:56it.
20:56I don't care if it was acid, but I stink.
20:59And now nobody's getting luxury because I'm crying and I'm whinging because I stink.
21:06She needs to never speak to me again.
21:076 or 7 p.m.
21:33This is Big Brother.
21:41Tate, you have been diagnosed as requiring a full personality transplant.
21:47It's now the doctor's task to carefully remove your undesirable traits to improve your overall
21:54personality.
21:56Two doctors at a time must pick up one of the bad personality traits.
22:01The aim is to work together to move the surgery tool along the wire without hitting a nerve.
22:07If you touch the wire and hit a nerve, the light will flash and the patient will experience
22:14pain.
22:15Doctors, you have a limited time to complete the procedure.
22:18The procedure starts now.
22:21Right, let's do it.
22:21Gentle, gentle.
22:24Oh shit, they can't touch that.
22:27Are you alright, mate?
22:28Yeah, sound, mate.
22:29Oh, fuck.
22:33I'd rather if it was me here than Marcus.
22:35He'd be squealing like a little piggy.
22:37Are you alright, Tate?
22:38Yeah, sound, whatever.
22:39Okay.
22:40He's only hurt my tight.
22:41I don't want him useless.
22:42Speed through it.
22:43Come on, come on now.
22:43You've got to be mad at my arse.
22:44Speed through it, speed through it.
22:45Oh no!
22:48We're nearly there now, mate.
22:51How was that?
22:53Yeah, easy, mate.
22:54Your time starts now.
22:58Oh, here we go.
22:59Oh, my God.
23:05Are you kidding me?
23:06Are you in the air?
23:06This is fucking taking it out of the way!
23:09Fuck, Tate, what are you saying?
23:12You got that?
23:13Small and steady Wednesdays.
23:14Don't drag it, don't drag it.
23:14Are you alright?
23:15Don't drag it.
23:18That was interesting.
23:21Well done.
23:22This is Big Brother.
23:24Well done, patient Tate.
23:26You have successfully completed your transplant.
23:29And now have a shiny new personality.
23:32Yay!
23:34There we are.
23:34Needed.
23:356.46 p.m.
23:45Oh!
23:46I've got my telephone.
23:48Hello.
23:49BB General Hospital.
23:50Would you do us a big favour, please?
23:52Um, we need three cups of tea.
23:55Okay.
23:56Two with oat milk, just a splash.
23:58Not too much oat milk.
23:59Okay, no problem.
24:00Thank you so much.
24:01And also, be as quick as you can.
24:04How's their food?
24:05Of course there's no fucking food.
24:06They want teas.
24:07They want teas.
24:09Oh, just a couple of some teas?
24:10Yeah.
24:10Alright.
24:12If we do get the economy, then we will make sure they have the worst food.
24:15They can have uncooked chicken.
24:19Yeah.
24:20And they can just have wheat and brits with no, nothing on it.
24:23With water.
24:26This is the longest cup of tea ever.
24:28I know.
24:29Rang them again, Marcus.
24:30Yeah.
24:30Go on, Marcus.
24:31Can you say, what the fuck's that?
24:32Well, don't swear, please.
24:33I say, what's the fucking old fuck?
24:34No, don't swear.
24:35Good evening.
24:45Can I have an ETA on the cups of tea, please?
24:48At this moment, we can't leave the ward because there aren't enough personnel here at this time.
24:55They can come in and get it.
24:55Oh, but she's saying if you are feeling sufficiently energetic, you can always come and fetch it
25:00yourself.
25:01It's sitting here ready for you.
25:03No, no.
25:04That won't be necessary.
25:05We will wait.
25:06He always works.
25:07What did he say all that time?
25:09There's only two...
25:10Oh, it's job's worth.
25:12...nurses in the ward at the moment, so therefore they have to wait until they're all back inside.
25:18I wonder why they're always on strike.
25:20It's because they don't want to go to work.
25:24When do the doctors ever go on strike?
25:25They're fucking old, isn't they?
25:26Yeah, that's...
25:27As they're trained.
25:30Patient Tate is in the diary room.
25:33How is life on the ward?
25:35Life on the ward is good.
25:37I feel like I've done my bit through suffering.
25:39How are your other patients coping?
25:42Well, they all smell a lot.
25:45A couple of brokies in the ward as well that I think are a bit jealous of us rich guys.
25:50Tasia, despite being part of the members' club, is not coping very well.
25:55The phrase, you can lead a horse to water, comes to mind.
25:58You can only help the sick if they want to be helped.
26:00And Tasia, it would seem, did not want to be cured of wingitis.
26:04Carolyn tried to step in and forcibly cure her.
26:07And, yeah, it all went downhill from there.
26:11I think the whinging might carry on.
26:15Depends on if she's got the smell out of her new silk jammies.
26:18All the work we've just done and we can't even get a cup of tea.
26:24And it's going cold out there.
26:26Can you ring up again, please?
26:28Come on.
26:29I'll ring up.
26:30Ring up, Carolyn, and I'm telling you, give it to...
26:32Give it to that stupid matron.
26:34Give it to the mic.
26:36Oh, here we go.
26:40General Hospital Towers.
26:42Is that matron?
26:43Yes.
26:43Can we have our teas now, please?
26:45We cannot leave...
26:46I don't want to listen to your excuses anymore, matron.
26:50Don't laugh, either.
26:51What's the matter with you? It's only a cup of tea.
26:55It's not good enough, this asshole.
26:57We save lives.
26:58We need to have our teas.
26:59It's the most important thing is to keep the doctors supplied and happy.
27:03See if these teas are freezing, unpaired, and you haven't thrown them around.
27:137.40pm.
27:21The cafeteria is now closed.
27:23What I'd like to know is the rundown on the patients.
27:26Can you just give me a quick rundown on everybody?
27:28Yes, OK, well, bed number one is Sam.
27:30He is still awaiting his procedure, but he's in good spirits about it.
27:34He's looking forward to getting it all sorted out and back on the road to recovery.
27:39Tate is in bed number two, and he is delighted to have completed his procedure.
27:43His personality is streets ahead of what he used to be, and he's in good spirits.
27:48Bed number three is Nancy.
27:50Excuse me, excuse me.
27:51Can you start again?
27:51Managed to keep smiling and walking in a funny, cloudy way.
27:54My turn!
27:55Yes?
27:56I want you to start again, slowly and loud.
28:02Right.
28:03Bed one.
28:05Sam.
28:06He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:12Bed two.
28:14Tate.
28:14His personality is streets ahead of what he used to be, and he also is in good spirits.
28:20Bed three, Nancy, who is recovering extremely well from her medication.
28:26Just give me the last bit.
28:28Again, please.
28:29Why?
28:30Because Martha didn't wipe it down.
28:33He's just been drawing pictures.
28:34Can you start again, please?
28:36And this will be the last one, I promise.
28:38I will do it again, but this will be the last and final time.
28:41Do you understand?
28:42I understand very well.
28:43If you go, please.
28:44Bed number one is Sam.
28:47He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:51Have you written that down?
28:55No.
28:55Could you repeat again?
28:58It is just the last bit.
29:00No, no, no.
29:00I've told you several times now, and I'm not going to go do it again.
29:04Stop messing this up, matron.
29:07It's not me who's messing it up, so shut your face.
29:09Don't you stop me to shut my face?
29:11I will, I will.
29:12And he won't open it again until I give you permission.
29:14Oh, shut up.
29:15Bed number five is Tager, who has, as you know,
29:20had a rather traumatic experience with the medicine in the first stage.
29:24Sorry, can you repeat that again?
29:28The very last bit you said, just the very last sentence.
29:31No, no, you've heard it enough times now.
29:33Goodbye.
29:35I think that's enough.
29:36I think we've got him to the absolute edge.
29:38That's spring, that.
29:39Very good point.
29:44Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
29:47Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
29:48Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
29:50Good girl.
29:52Open it all, open it all, open it all.
29:53Go, go, go, go, go!
29:55Oh!
29:56Go, go, go!
29:57You got this, you got this!
30:01She's on the case, it's all right.
30:03Yeah.
30:04Good girl.
30:09This is not one.
30:10This is, okay.
30:12Go back for it.
30:14Got it.
30:16Oh, my God.
30:17All right.
30:18Pills and boxes.
30:23We got to get them.
30:26I can't even leave my hospital bed.
30:30Ah!
30:31Big Brother has gathered Sam and the doctors for his procedure.
30:54Oh, there we go.
30:55This is Big Brother.
30:59Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed by the doctors at Big Brother's General Hospital with
31:05chronic spineless disorder.
31:09To treat your condition, you will now undergo a procedure designed to help you grow a healthy
31:16backbone.
31:16Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
31:25You must respond with full, frank, and honest answers.
31:31Oh, my God.
31:34Sure, Jan, sure.
31:36If your responses show confidence and conviction, your backbone will begin to grow on the doctor's
31:43monitor.
31:45Okay.
31:45Sam, just be honest.
31:47Fuck it.
31:48Doctors, you should now read the questions aloud to the patient.
31:52Which asked me is the best game player?
31:54I think the best game player in the house is Richard.
32:00Richard's gone in and thought of himself and has come to get the most eyeballs and that's
32:03been the most effective and he's not been afraid to undercut people or snitch on people
32:08to get there.
32:09He's in it for himself.
32:10He's in it to be selfish.
32:12Caroline's loving this.
32:13And he couldn't wait to take the rest of Caroline's balls away from her.
32:16Sam, stand still while your backbone is x-rayed.
32:20It's gone up a little bit there.
32:28Oh, that's good.
32:30Which housemate's approval means the most to the people in the house?
32:38Come on, back, Brian.
32:39I'm going to say Faisola.
32:42I think Faisola does a good job of taking charge of things in the house, whether it's cooking
32:46or shopping lists or whatever it is, so people are more likely to want to get her approval
32:50and an opinion as opposed to somebody else's because she's quite headstrong and has quite
32:55thought through opinions.
32:57So I think getting approval from her probably means more to most people than others.
33:01I'd say that's for her.
33:03Yeah, me too.
33:04I think that's good.
33:10Oh, that's not great.
33:12Oh my God.
33:13We're going to lose this, Sam.
33:14Come on.
33:14I'm saying all there is to say.
33:17No, you're not.
33:18I still think you can go harder than that.
33:19Which housemate is the most annoying to live with?
33:24This is giving me anxiety.
33:26I'm going to go with Caroline.
33:27Caroline's the most annoying to live with because she wakes up in the morning loud and
33:31singing and jumping about, doesn't care what else feels, if they're tired, if they had a
33:35bad sleep or not.
33:36Caroline's the first to get the wine and hide it from everybody else in the rest of the
33:39house.
33:40Doesn't care if she gets them or not.
33:41She's very selfish like that.
33:42She's in it for herself.
33:43She's also the only person I can think of that's been the most offensive to some people
33:47in the house.
33:48And taking all Richard's balls and she knew it would bankrupt him.
33:53She didn't care about that either.
33:54Won't trust Caroline.
33:55Won't live with her again.
33:57Living with her is the hardest thing about being this whole process, to be honest.
33:59Who do you think is the most easily influenced in the house?
34:09You can't be one of the quiet people like you and me, I think.
34:12I'm going to say the easiest influence in the house is Tasia.
34:16Because she's the youngest, I think she's the most impressionable.
34:19I think she's more willing to go along with the crowd than to stick to her own opinion.
34:23And I think maybe she finds more comfort in siding with Fashola and Zila in a situation
34:29as opposed to standing up for herself in a tough situation.
34:36Oh.
34:37One.
34:38It was a bit soft.
34:39I know, but...
34:41But you need to be brutal on this one.
34:42Okay.
34:43Who would you diagnose as the most delusional in the house?
34:48Okay, I'm going to go with Jenny.
34:50I basically was just thinking, like, what's Jenny short for?
34:53And it's not short for Jenny, and that's for sure.
34:56Jenny's the most delusional because she thinks she'll be the most successful out of here
34:59because she's already doing really, really well.
35:01And I think she thinks she will get a landslide to the final
35:06because of me and Nancy fucking up this week and doing the whole codename thing.
35:10So I think maybe we'll play off that and use it to help get her further in the competition.
35:23Yay!
35:24She won!
35:25Yes!
35:25Yes!
35:26We did it, man.
35:309.51pm
35:55The doctors are debriefing on Sam's procedure
36:00If anyone gets upset over that then they're twats
36:03He never even said anything well about it
36:06And to be fair he said the most about you
36:10He said the most about you and then me every second
36:13No one else can be offended if you're not taking offence to it
36:16I'd never take offence
36:19Exactly, so if you're taking it then no one else would
36:22No, they're different to me
36:25And everything you said was right
36:28Fact
36:29What was it like?
36:31Did anything go down badly?
36:37Nah, all of them were good
36:39All of them were fine, yeah
36:40We've got a complete instrument
36:41I know, yeah
36:43Literally
36:45You've done well
36:46Yeah
36:47I don't know what I would have said
36:49I know, I'm more upset to Asia
36:51Nah
36:52Nah
36:53How are you feeling to Asia?
36:54Sound?
36:55Yeah
36:56Well you have to say it but
36:57You have to say it someday
36:58You have to say what they had to say
36:59Yeah but like I'm glad
37:00I've heard that
37:02No
37:03They've had to say what they had to say
37:04Yeah
37:0510.20pm
37:14Big Brother has gathered the housemates to reveal the results of this week's shopping task
37:20Inspector Jenna
37:22Oh, Inspector
37:24Oh, I like this corner
37:26This is Big Brother
37:28Today, housemates were challenged to improve the performance of Big Brother's General Hospital by earning rating points to reach an exceptional standard of care
37:40At the end of a busy shift on the ward, Big Brother can reveal that
37:47Patient Tate earned 30 rating points by completing his personality transplant
37:54Yay
37:57Patient Sam earned 30 rating points by growing a backbone in his spineless syndrome treatment
38:04Yay
38:07See what I had to do
38:08As the other patients successfully completed their treatments, they have gained a further 20 points
38:1820
38:19However
38:20Oh
38:21Points were lost for poor staff performance
38:25Oh shit
38:26Dr. Marcus took bedside manner too far by engaging in flirtatious relations with patients
38:34No, it doesn't mean we fouled, it doesn't mean we fouled
38:36Dr. Caroline showed poor bedside manner by carelessly administering patient Tasia's wingitis medicine
38:45Dr. Jenny showed unprofessionalism by shouting at staff members over the phone
38:51Oh, Jenny!
38:53Nurse Cameron was seen sleeping on the job in a patient's bed
38:57That's it!
38:58Whoa!
38:59I reckon we still got one
39:00Nurses also failed to keep the nurse's station manned with two members of staff at all times
39:06Meaning the medical staff only earned 5 of the 20 points on offer for completing their duties to a proper standard
39:14Yeah
39:15Sorry guys, that's their fault
39:17Therefore, out of a possible 100 rating points, Big Brother's General Hospital finished with a score of 85 out of 100
39:27That's good!
39:28That's good, that's good, that's good
39:29Yeah
39:30That's a first at uni
39:31Dr. Marcus, open the envelope and reveal the score required for an exceptional rating
39:37Ohhhh
39:38I can't say
39:4085
39:41Yeah
39:42My name
39:48Oh my god
39:54Oh my god
39:56This is Big Brother housemates
39:5911.46pm
40:2411.46pm
40:26Tiesia and Elsa are in the bedroom
40:30I literally feel so good now that we've got luxury
40:32I was thinking, imagine if I got that shit all over me for nothing
40:36Well to be fair, that wasn't your fault
40:38Yeah
40:39She come on very strong
40:41Yeah, like she was grabbing your face and forcing you and everything
40:44Yeah
40:45I can't believe we needed 85
40:47I know
40:48And we got 85
40:49I know
40:49It's amazing
40:51Even like that thing that Sam had to do
40:56Obviously I didn't agree with the reasons I thought it was cop-out or whatever
41:01He had to say someone so I'm not going to hold against him or be pressed about it
41:05You just don't know me anyway
41:06I don't need validation from the invalid and he's invalid to me because you're not one of my close people
41:11I don't value really your opinion like that
41:13Nancy and Caroline are talking about Tate
41:17I was surprised that he didn't nominate me
41:19Like I thought it would have been the easiest cop-out for him to go
41:22I'm voting Sam for this and voting Nancy for that
41:24I do know he didn't
41:25What, because he voted for Tasia?
41:27Oh, yeah he did
41:28It was face-to-face
41:29I thought we can't talk about that
41:30No, it was face-to-face
41:32So I don't know
41:33Like it's fair that he said it was because of the logic and that's why he didn't nominate me
41:40It was a cop-out, that's why we called him spionist
41:42Not spionist, but he said he needs a personality thing because he's a crybaby
41:45He's a pussy
41:47I can see that, yeah
41:49He's a pussy
41:49I still like him though
41:51I love him, I think he's fantastic
41:53I love him, I love Marcus
41:54Oh, yeah, no, I don't
41:55I absolutely adore him
41:56They've come in here and they've had the best time in their lives
41:59I know, but that's the thing
42:00Like, unfortunately, it's so easy for guys to be like that
42:04Sam was saying that for Shirley was like, in a nice way, he was, you know, does everything
42:10Yeah
42:11Talks and all that
42:12I just said, I said, she's the awful woman
42:16I keep saying she's the awful woman with the disciples
42:19Which is no horrible thing to say
42:22Nope
42:23Cameron's sweet as anything
42:27God
42:29He's so sweet
42:30But he needs to stop lying on my bed
42:35Like, I'm sorry
42:37He lies on your bed
42:38He lies on my bed without the covers
42:40Oh
42:41And his pants a lot of the time are quite down, you know
42:44Yep, and his shoe's on
42:461.32am
42:55Elsa has come to the diary room
42:59From laying in bed
43:02Thinking about what to eat now
43:05We struggled a week
43:08Thinking about what to eat now
43:10Luxury what we have won now
43:15As a team
43:17We succeeded
43:19How
43:20We say luxury
43:23Budget
43:25We have succeeded
43:28Zila and Sam are in the bathroom
43:35I do not really appreciate you as much as a friend, by the way
43:38Just as now and say
43:39No, completely
43:41I know that I haven't spoken to you much in the park
43:43As much in the past few days
43:44But it's just like, there's been a lot going on
43:47I wasn't questioning our friendship at all
43:48But I was like
43:49It was genuinely just like
43:50Well, I think you have the whole thing with Jenny
43:53And that
43:54Because of that night
43:55A lot of us went to comfort Jenny
43:58Because of the nature of it
44:00In that situation, of course, she was hurt
44:02But there's also like
44:03I should have
44:03Consciously made the effort to have reassured you
44:06Which I didn't do
44:08So I'm sorry
44:08I'm glad you said it
44:09Because it made me feel like
44:10A lot like
44:10Thank God I want you to see my head
44:11Jermaine
44:12You know
44:12It's like a real thanks
44:13Well, regardless of what happens on Friday
44:15Either you're still here
44:16And, you know
44:17We're
44:17We have time
44:19And I make sure that
44:20Of course, like
44:21I won't be able to fill the void
44:22That Nancy lives
44:23But I'm here for you
44:25Stop being
44:27What?
44:28Ow!
44:30Oh my God, what a pop
44:32Which of your housemates
44:36Looked the best in their outfits?
44:39Oh, I think everyone looked good
44:41But I thought especially Marcus
44:44And how was Dr. Caroline?
44:48Hmm
44:48Oh, well
44:50I'd say unprofessional
44:53Because
44:54Forcefully feeding medicine
44:56Flirting with patients
44:59Being bossy with patients
45:01And obviously I think
45:03Well, she made me feel
45:05Quite uncomfortable today
45:06Seeing how she manhandled
45:08Tasia
45:08I don't think she thinks
45:10Anything through
45:11And she's obviously
45:12Quite obnoxious
45:13If that's the right word
45:15And I was getting quite
45:17Close with Caroline
45:18But I guess we'll just have to see
45:20In these few weeks
45:22And if she keeps behaving
45:23In that way
45:24Then
45:25She doesn't care about
45:27Anyone
45:27Or how they feel
45:29Nancy
45:31And Sam
45:33Face the public vote
45:35But what the housemates
45:36Don't know
45:37Is this week
45:38There's no eviction
45:40Instead
45:41One housemate
45:43Will be
45:43Fake evicted
45:44And sent to a secret room
45:46To live
45:47With two former housemates
45:49Who goes into that room
45:52You
45:53Decide
45:54To vote for the housemate
45:55You want to go into the secret room
45:57Go online
45:59Or scan the QR code
46:01The housemate
46:02With the most votes
46:03Will be sent
46:04To the secret room
46:06Voting's free
46:07And you can vote
46:08Up to five times
46:10The vote closes
46:11In Friday's show
46:13on that
46:25The
46:26That
46:28That
46:33That
46:33That
46:40That
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