WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW

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WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:00I haven't been happy since all these mistakes have been made here on SmackDown.

00:00:25But by the end of this night, you're going to see a big damn smile on my face.

00:00:31I'll guarantee it.

00:00:34Mr. America meets Sean O'Hare.

00:00:37If Sean O'Hare loses...

00:00:38Read my lips, Roddy Piper.

00:00:42You're fired.

00:00:44If Mr. America loses...

00:00:46Mr. America will submit to a lie detector test.

00:00:50In a big loop!

00:00:52Here we go!

00:00:53Piper's going to be gone!

00:00:54A leg drop!

00:00:55Piper's career's on!

00:00:57Two!

00:00:58Piper just may have saved his career!

00:01:00Wait a minute!

00:01:01Okay!

00:01:02Mr. America, I don't want to interrupt your match.

00:01:04But listen, I came out here with these officers for a reason.

00:01:07Because someone has broken the law.

00:01:10Officers, arrest that man right there!

00:01:12SmackDown!

00:01:13What?

00:01:14No!

00:01:15For what?

00:01:15You're trespassing on my personal property!

00:01:18And you personally assaulted me!

00:01:21At Judgment Day, you put your hands on me!

00:01:24He's got a weapon!

00:01:25He's got a weapon!

00:01:26Arrest him!

00:01:27Kill him, damn it!

00:01:28Zach Gowen is a guest of Mr. America here tonight.

00:01:31General Manager Stephanie McMahon had no problem with Zach Gowen being here tonight either.

00:01:35The referee's counting!

00:01:37What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:38They're counting you out!

00:01:40You're up to eight!

00:01:41What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:42Come on, Hogan!

00:01:43You're up at nine!

00:01:44What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:45What's it going to be?

00:01:46Oh, no!

00:01:48Oh!

00:01:48Mr. America!

00:01:49He's been counted out!

00:01:50No!

00:01:51Mr. America has lost!

00:01:53Mr. America has to undergo a lie detector test!

00:01:57The boss guaranteed he didn't smack down with a smile on his face!

00:02:01And there it is!

00:02:08Come on!

00:02:12Come on!

00:02:42The future of Mr. America!

00:02:52And perhaps Hulk Hogan hanged to the balance tonight on SmackDown!

00:02:58Nothing in Pensacola, Florida!

00:03:00Michael Collins has it ringside!

00:03:02And what a physical main event!

00:03:04R-U-A kidded the returning of the tank-off!

00:03:08Along with champion Brock Lesnar!

00:03:10In a handicap tag team match against a full-blooded Italian!

00:03:14That's tonight on SmackDown!

00:03:24What a way to kick off SmackDown!

00:03:29For the lovely Stable!

00:03:33Stable looks great!

00:03:35Don't doubt it!

00:03:37I know you're going to say something!

00:03:38Go ahead!

00:03:39The D.Va really cooled you down last week, partner!

00:03:42Oh, yeah, I know!

00:03:43That's the line!

00:03:44She pulled me down!

00:03:45Oh, yeah, she did!

00:03:45Stable is on the cover of the Raw magazine!

00:03:47She's hot, Dad!

00:03:48What if she's full-blooded?

00:03:49Everybody's head in the Raw magazine!

00:03:51I think so!

00:03:52All I can say is Stable looked great during that bikini challenge at Judgment Day that, well, you judged!

00:03:58Well, I judged it!

00:03:59I mean, I guess I should have let the King judge it!

00:04:01The King put me off route there, and Stable looks too happy with the way I judged it, and Stable danced on the table in front of last week!

00:04:10What's the problem with that, though?

00:04:11She can do it again if she wanted!

00:04:12I loved it!

00:04:13Well...

00:04:14Wow!

00:04:22Now I ask you, what would SmackDown be without me?

00:04:35Sable.

00:04:41Hi, Taz.

00:04:45Did you miss me?

00:04:49Kind of like a bad rash, but hey, what's up, Sable? How are you?

00:04:53Since I am the diva on SmackDown, I thought to myself,

00:05:00Self, who better to introduce the next match than me, Sable?

00:05:07Hailing from Loserville, USA, and weighing in at way too much, Tori Wilson!

00:05:25So Sable is the special guest for this matchup, and I don't think Tori's from Loserville, USA.

00:05:32And today, Tori actually, well, in your estimation, won the bikini challenge at Judgment Day.

00:05:39But Tori, I'm not an expert in judging government.

00:05:41See, I never went to bikini judging school.

00:05:43How difficult is it to judge a bikini?

00:05:45Hey, look, the girl, Tori took a second bikini off, Charlotte went berserk, how was the judge?

00:05:51I had the power to stick in my hand.

00:05:53It's a judgment call!

00:05:54You had your stick in your hand?

00:05:55You had your stick in your hand?

00:05:56I had my power.

00:05:57What the hell?

00:05:58I just had a stick in my hand.

00:05:59I said I had the, you know, the gavel, and the rock, and the...

00:06:02I get it.

00:06:03I get it.

00:06:04Hot water.

00:06:05Don't say water.

00:06:06I have bad nightmares.

00:06:08And her opponent being accompanied to the ring by her boyfriend, Jamie Noble.

00:06:15And by the way, we need to get together a little later to discuss a little thing called fashion.

00:06:24Nydia!

00:06:25I guess Sable has nothing good to say about anybody here tonight on SmackDown.

00:06:30I mean, she's fast, one of the denim shorts.

00:06:35You got the same hair at home, don't you?

00:06:37I thought Sable meant fast if he was talking about you.

00:06:39He looks like a cool response every week down here.

00:06:41That's another story.

00:06:42Well, it's Nydia and Tori Wilson one-on-one to kick off what should be an exciting evening

00:06:47here on SmackDown.

00:06:49Jamie Noble.

00:06:53Noble.

00:06:54Noble's the man, Cole.

00:06:55All right, Noble.

00:06:56Noble and Nydia sitting in the tree.

00:06:58You know, Nydia and Tori with a long-storied history with each other.

00:07:02Many bikini challenges between Nydia and Tori in the past.

00:07:07This should be another good one, but...

00:07:10Hey.

00:07:11Whoa.

00:07:12Wait a minute.

00:07:13Hey, that's Mr. America's biggest fan.

00:07:15Zach Gowen's here tonight.

00:07:17Big night for Mr. America, the lie detector test.

00:07:20And I guess Zach's future hangs in the balance as well.

00:07:22Look at Noble.

00:07:23What's Noble saying?

00:07:25What's Noble saying?

00:07:26What's he doing?

00:07:27Talking bad about it?

00:07:28Yelling to you.

00:07:29Hang a little water in your head?

00:07:30Hey, look at that.

00:07:31Tori knocking Jamie Noble off the apron of the ring, and this matchup is underway.

00:07:37Here we go.

00:07:38What a shoulder kick out, Mike.

00:07:39Maybe Noble better worry about Nydia and Tori instead of talking jump to me.

00:07:43We saw Zach Galvin here in the audience exceedingly enjoying this first matchup.

00:07:48There's a lot on the line tonight for Mr. America and Zach Galvin.

00:07:53Mr. America's fate is in the hands of that lie detector test tonight.

00:07:58If Mr. McMahon proves that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one of the same, Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are out of the WWE.

00:08:06That means Mr. McMahon would never sign Zach Galvin to that contract that Zach Galvin's dreaming about.

00:08:11The lie detector test, I can't wait to see it.

00:08:13Whoa.

00:08:14Wow, nice shoot flex by Nydia into the cover on Tori, and Tori kicks out.

00:08:19It's going to be a wild night here tonight.

00:08:24Two on three FBI against the Undertaker, the WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

00:08:29Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri to defend the tag team titles against Team Angle here tonight.

00:08:34And also the debut of a new tag team, the Basham Brothers, right here tonight on SmackDown.

00:08:39Tori might have a treat for Nita on that leap for all that front.

00:08:42Nydia would own that, I think Tori.

00:08:44See referee Mike Sparks checking on Tori and Jamie Noble and

00:08:48Jamie Noble instructing Nydia to go on the attack.

00:08:51Nydia, Nydia, Nydia.

00:08:53Nydia is going after that left knee as Sable looks on.

00:08:55And ever since Sable's return here to the WWE, she's been playing these head games,

00:08:58these mind games with Tori Wilson.

00:09:01Nice submission here.

00:09:03The next submission is stretching apart the patella to knee area of Tori Wilson by Nydia.

00:09:08Sable, the special guest ring announcer for this matchup, gotta like what you've seen here.

00:09:13Will Tori Wilson tap out?

00:09:14I don't like what I'm seeing.

00:09:15And they don't do good.

00:09:16I think Sable may be a bit jealous of Tori.

00:09:18I think Sable may be a bit jealous of Tori Wilson perhaps.

00:09:34I could be, I'd buy that, I guess so.

00:09:36Showed it last week with me.

00:09:38I don't know why I got in trouble, but.

00:09:40And look at Nydia really going to work on that.

00:09:42That left knee of Tori Wilson.

00:09:44As you mentioned, Tori may have tweaked a bit earlier in the matchup.

00:09:47And that leapfrog to get Tori landed kind of weird.

00:09:50Pisted a knee up and Noble instructing Nydia to point it out.

00:09:53Nydia getting right on it.

00:09:55And Nydia taking control of Tori Wilson.

00:09:58See Nydia's boyfriend Jamie Noble shouting instructions.

00:10:03Here on SmackDown from Pensacola, Florida.

00:10:06I can appreciate Noble being out of ringside for his squeeze named Nydia,

00:10:09but Noble needs to relax.

00:10:11So Tad's in Florida, I'm in a good mood this week,

00:10:13but shouldn't be talking junk to me.

00:10:15You're in a good mood.

00:10:16Look at Tori taking Nydia down.

00:10:18There we go.

00:10:20Everyone, look at him.

00:10:21Come on.

00:10:23And Mike Sparks, the luckiest man in America.

00:10:25Look at Mike Sparks.

00:10:27Look.

00:10:28Well, he got some action.

00:10:30Been about a month and a half.

00:10:31And Mike Sparks.

00:10:32What the hell?

00:10:34I don't know what Noble's all upset about.

00:10:36He's been in that position before.

00:10:37Mike Sparks almost broke the top turnbuckle pin.

00:10:39Nydia a little upset.

00:10:40Look at Jamie Noble from behind.

00:10:43Just hit Tori Wilson from behind.

00:10:45Distracting Tori.

00:10:46And Nydia picks up the win.

00:10:48That was a thanks to Jamie Noble.

00:10:50And the winner of the night's back, Nydia.

00:10:55Where are you going?

00:10:57Nydia.

00:10:58What the hell is that all about?

00:11:01Taz just took out Jamie Noble.

00:11:03And now Nydia's got Taz.

00:11:06What is going on?

00:11:08I can't do that, partner.

00:11:10Look at Tori.

00:11:12Tori taking the shorts off of Nydia.

00:11:16Oh, and Sable with water to Taz again, and this time it was a picture full.

00:11:29Well, Sable not endearing herself to my partner Taz.

00:11:35Tori Wilson may have lost the matchup because of Jamie Noble, but

00:11:40Tori Wilson got the last laugh here tonight.

00:11:43And now Tori Wilson with a bottle of water.

00:11:46In pursuit of Sable.

00:11:47All hell is broken loose, and we're just getting started here on SmackDown.

00:11:53I appreciate it if you'd, like, open my door in the future, please.

00:12:15All right, man, Mr. McMahon, I'll be right back.

00:12:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:12:20You'll be right back?

00:12:21What do you mean by that?

00:12:22Parked in a handicapped zone.

00:12:24I don't give a damn if you're parked in front of a handicapped zone.

00:12:28I'm Mr. McMahon.

00:12:29You'll stay right here for me.

00:12:31I won't be gone long because it won't take me long to prove that Mr. America really is Hulk Hogan.

00:12:39Stay put.

00:12:43The lie detector test is tonight.

00:12:46Will Mr. McMahon prove Mr. America is Hogan?

00:12:52Answer only yes and no questions.

00:12:55Is your name Stephanie McMahon?

00:12:58Yes.

00:12:59Have you ever cheated on your taxes?

00:13:01Okay.

00:13:02You go right for the gusto, huh?

00:13:04I think this thing definitely works.

00:13:06So this is...

00:13:07Just get myself straight.

00:13:09This is the lie detector test.

00:13:11Correct.

00:13:12This is the machine that administers the test.

00:13:13Correct.

00:13:14Okay.

00:13:15And you operate the machine?

00:13:16Yes.

00:13:17And you ask the questions?

00:13:18That is correct.

00:13:19All right.

00:13:20You guys ready?

00:13:21Ready.

00:13:22Hey, if they want to see if that lie detector really works, they should ask if you like Sable.

00:13:30Nonetheless, folks, the lie detector is tonight.

00:13:33Will Mr. McMahon prove that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one in the same?

00:13:37I mean, this is it.

00:13:38This is it.

00:13:39It's the time to find out.

00:13:40And that lie detector...

00:13:41I get nervous when I lie detector test, by the way.

00:13:43You know what?

00:13:44No, you gotta tell the truth.

00:13:45Also tonight, Team Angle trying to regain their WWE Tag Team Championship as they take on Tajiri

00:13:50and Eddie Guerrero in a rematch.

00:13:52This is what happened last week.

00:13:53It looked like Team Angle had the victory, but Eddie Guerrero hit the referee with a chair.

00:13:57And then Charlie Haas got caught with the proverbial smoking gun in his hand, but Haas didn't do anything.

00:14:03Haas was a victim of, you know, lying, cheating, and stealing.

00:14:06Haas got busted for nothing.

00:14:08Well, Eddie Guerrero didn't try to hurt the referee with a chair shot.

00:14:10He tried to, well, have a distraction so he could frame Charlie Haas.

00:14:14But because of what happened last week, a rematch has been set for tonight.

00:14:18It will be Team Angle against Eddie Guerrero and Tagiri here tonight.

00:14:23Well, I'll tell you, we gotta see what Eddie Guerrero's got up his sleeve tonight.

00:14:27Tonight's the night.

00:14:28Tonight, we get our titles back.

00:14:30And we'll curse back next week.

00:14:32We can't let him down.

00:14:33We can't let ourselves down.

00:14:35Team Angle hit the nail on the head.

00:14:40Kurt Angle's back next week.

00:14:42They don't want to let their captain down.

00:14:44Hey, look at Jerry.

00:14:45What's taking so long, Holmes?

00:14:46I want to check out how you're looking, Holmes.

00:14:49You look good, Jesse.

00:14:54Yeah, man.

00:14:55Jesse, now I'm feeling you, Jesse.

00:14:58You know, Chavito, he would be so proud of you, Holmes.

00:15:02And I'm proud of you, too, Jesse.

00:15:04You know, you're starting to feel more like Familia.

00:15:08Yeah, man.

00:15:10I even feel a little Latino heat coming out of you, Jesse.

00:15:14You have Latino, I have serious.

00:15:17Don't dare you.

00:15:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:15:20Not me, boys.

00:15:21Not me.

00:15:22Them out there.

00:15:23Team Angle, hey.

00:15:24Yeah, yeah.

00:15:25Speaking of Team Angle, come on, let's go.

00:15:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:15:27We are not walking to the ring.

00:15:29What do you mean we're not walking?

00:15:31What?

00:15:33What?

00:15:34What?

00:15:37Jesse, you got some wheels, Jesse?

00:15:40Oh, man.

00:15:41Where did you get the wheels?

00:15:43We like.

00:15:44We did.

00:15:45We still is it.

00:15:47Oh, Levato!

00:15:49Oh, man.

00:15:52He's learning so fast.

00:16:13You got some wee ones?

00:16:14You got some wee ones?

00:16:17Yeah!

00:16:20The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship.

00:16:26In the ring, the challengers had a combined weight of 489 pounds.

00:16:31Team Angle!

00:16:34Team Angle is focused tonight

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00:16:58We got the wheels we got here, Cole

00:17:05Let's check this out, see what we got

00:17:07And a combined weight of 434 pounds

00:17:16And on the tag team champions

00:17:19Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri

00:17:22Talk about arriving in style, lowrider style

00:17:26Cole, I got the same one in orange

00:17:27Oh, look at that

00:17:30Somebody's gonna fix the shelves on that, dude

00:17:32What the hell is going on?

00:17:37Cole's got the handcuffs or something

00:17:39He's got both propulsions

00:17:40I call him with that catering play

00:17:42The tag team champions

00:17:43And look at Tajiri hanging on for tier life

00:17:46Oh, look, Tajiri's laughing, he loves it

00:17:48He's laughing as well

00:17:50Don't drive a Japanese call

00:17:51And Team Angle trying to figure out

00:17:54What the hell is going on

00:17:56No, I've never seen a Cadillac pickup truck

00:17:58And what about you, Cole?

00:17:59You know, a lot of farmish cattle with Cadillacs, you know that?

00:18:02What are you talking about?

00:18:04I'm trying to be funny

00:18:04You're not helping me with it

00:18:06Well, Eddie and Tajiri

00:18:07Defending the WWE Tag Team titles here tonight

00:18:11Eddie Guerrero and his surprise part

00:18:13And look at this

00:18:14Team Angle wasted a little time

00:18:16The desperation showing early

00:18:18For Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin

00:18:20Again, let's set the stage

00:18:22The captain of Team Angle

00:18:23Kurt Angle will return to SmackDown next Thursday night

00:18:26In Anaheim, California

00:18:28Which means Team Angle would like to show up in Anaheim

00:18:31With the tag team goal to impress their captain Kurt

00:18:34Kurt will not be happy

00:18:36If Team Angle does not get the goal

00:18:38Tonight, right now

00:18:39Eddie Guerrero, Tajiri, the champion

00:18:41Defeating Team Angle in a hell of a ladder match

00:18:4311 days ago at Judgment Day

00:18:45Remember, Tajiri was the surprise partner

00:18:49After Chavo Guerrero, Eddie's nephew

00:18:51Tore his biceps over the United Kingdom

00:18:54Team Angle taking responsibility for that injury

00:18:56Look at this big bounce

00:18:58Very unique, you know, and dynamic tag team

00:19:02Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero

00:19:03But right now, Team Angle, Charlie Haas in control

00:19:06A very focused team angle here tonight

00:19:09Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas realized, Taj

00:19:12That this may be, may be their last opportunity to regain the goal

00:19:16Eddie Guerrero, a moment ago, you could tell

00:19:18Was grabbing his right knee, I believe

00:19:20Perhaps twisting in as he was tossed out of the ring by Charlie Haas

00:19:24And Eddie Guerrero, as Charlie Haas goes on the attack

00:19:28After damage was done by Shelton Benjamin

00:19:30Outside the ring

00:19:31And here's the tag from Shelton Benjamin

00:19:33All-American from the University of Minnesota

00:19:36I mean, it's no secret

00:19:38Former tag team champions

00:19:39Team Angle

00:19:40Tremendous wrestlers

00:19:42Ground control

00:19:43Matt Gravelin-style wrestlers

00:19:46That's what these two athletes are

00:19:48Again, they lost their tag team titles in a ladder match

00:19:50Which is not a type of match that Team Angle had any experience in

00:19:54This is a straight wrestling match

00:19:55And that's a straight front face stack applied by

00:19:57Benjamin

00:19:58Then goes Eddie Guerrero

00:19:59And Eddie Guerrero

00:20:01A drop kick to the chest of Shelton Benjamin

00:20:04Tag made to the Japanese buzzsaw

00:20:06And here comes Tajiri

00:20:07Watch the kicks, I'm telling you

00:20:08The feet of Tajiri

00:20:11The Japanese buzzsaw

00:20:12I'll tell you

00:20:13Eddie and Tajiri have only tag teamed

00:20:15A couple of times together

00:20:16But they look like a well-oiled team

00:20:18The champions call

00:20:19They better be well-oiled

00:20:20And Tajiri

00:20:22Look at this

00:20:23Oh, nice

00:20:24Late scissors to Shelton Benjamin

00:20:26And Tajiri is on the attack

00:20:27Tag team titles on the line

00:20:29Team Angle

00:20:30The challenger

00:20:30Look at this

00:20:31Shoulders down

00:20:32They have it

00:20:33Tajiri

00:20:34Trying to spin the senses out of Shelton

00:20:37Looks like a little bit of like an egg roll type

00:20:39Well, you know

00:20:40That'll make it, Dizzy

00:20:41Shoulders down

00:20:41Shelton had the wherewithal to kick out

00:20:43Before the count of three

00:20:44Look at Shelton Benjamin

00:20:45They never did that in a wrestling room

00:20:47At University of Minnesota

00:20:48Wow

00:20:48What a drop kick to the chest of Shelton Benjamin

00:20:52Yet again

00:20:52What'd you call that, an egg roll?

00:20:54Well, like an egg roll

00:20:54Like, you know

00:20:55I don't know

00:20:56Yeah, like an egg roll

00:20:57An elbow

00:20:59Back of the head by Tajiri

00:21:00Elbow

00:21:01And another

00:21:02Neck rolls

00:21:04It's tough to beat Team Angle

00:21:07In a straight wrestling match

00:21:08And right now

00:21:10Tajiri with a side headlock

00:21:11I mean, it's tough

00:21:12These guys are great mat workers

00:21:13Well, they are

00:21:14But Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero

00:21:15Pulled out all the stops

00:21:16Last week

00:21:17And got the job done

00:21:17And look at this

00:21:18Tajiri misses

00:21:19Right hand

00:21:20Shelton misses as well

00:21:21Oh, oh, wow

00:21:22Wolfman had the same thing in mind

00:21:24I thought you'd lose a battle

00:21:25With kicks with Tajiri

00:21:26Wolfman are down

00:21:28The Tag Team Titles

00:21:29Hang in the balance

00:21:30Will Team Angle regain the gold

00:21:32When we come back?

00:21:36Oh, straight drop kick

00:21:38To the face of Benjamin

00:21:39By Tajiri

00:21:40We are back on SmackDown

00:21:41Tag Team Titles are on the line

00:21:43Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero

00:21:44Caught, caught, caught, caught

00:21:45Oh, my God

00:21:46Against Team Angle

00:21:47And what a double team

00:21:48By Team Angle

00:21:49Did you see that?

00:21:50I'm telling you

00:21:51I think Tajiri's knee is blown out

00:21:53What a shot

00:21:54And Charlie Haas, man

00:21:56Knows it

00:21:57And he is on that knee

00:21:58Wow

00:21:59And this is where Team Angle

00:22:00Will be dangerous

00:22:01They realize Tajiri's knee

00:22:03Is in deep trouble here

00:22:04Charlie Haas on the attack

00:22:06Team Angle

00:22:07Will single it out

00:22:07You saw the concern

00:22:08In the eyes of Eddie Guerrero as well

00:22:10I'm telling you

00:22:11I'm telling you

00:22:11Team Angle's gonna probably apply

00:22:12Some late submissions here

00:22:14I don't know if they suck

00:22:17I mean that

00:22:18That was a heavy duty kick

00:22:20Right there

00:22:20To the joint of Tajiri's knee

00:22:22By Shelton Benjamin

00:22:23Oh, wow

00:22:23Charlie Haas continues to work

00:22:25On Tajiri

00:22:26There's the submissions

00:22:27I'm talking about

00:22:28And that's the strategy

00:22:29You need to use

00:22:30Kurt Angle

00:22:31Home in Pittsburgh

00:22:32Getting ready for SmackDown

00:22:34Next week

00:22:34Gotta be proud

00:22:35Of Charlie and Shelton

00:22:37Aren't you proud of him

00:22:38Paul?

00:22:39Yeah, I'm real proud of him

00:22:39Charlie Haas

00:22:40Goes to work on Tajiri

00:22:42Kurt Angle

00:22:42Of course makes his return

00:22:43Next week

00:22:44In Anaheim

00:22:45On SmackDown

00:22:46Will Team Angle

00:22:47Be the tag team champions

00:22:49At that point in time

00:22:50If this keeps up

00:22:51They will be

00:22:52As you can see

00:22:53Tajiri just grimacing in pain

00:22:55Tajiri needs to get

00:22:56Eddie Guerrero in that

00:22:56Oh, wow

00:22:57Beautiful knee break up

00:22:58By Charlie Haas

00:22:59And here comes Shelton Benjamin

00:23:01What's he got

00:23:01Oh

00:23:02And across to the again

00:23:03The last thing blow

00:23:04By Shelton Benjamin

00:23:06The double axe handle

00:23:07Right across the knee

00:23:08Of Tajiri

00:23:09Tajiri in a bad, bad way

00:23:11Needs to get Latino heat

00:23:13Into this matchup

00:23:14You can see the desperation

00:23:15In the eyes of Team Angle

00:23:17They realize that

00:23:18This is the moment here

00:23:19Perhaps

00:23:19They've got Tajiri on the ropes

00:23:21Shoulders down

00:23:22Wow

00:23:22Count of one

00:23:23Tajiri got the shoulder up

00:23:24But the pressure continues

00:23:26On the injured knee

00:23:28Of Tajiri

00:23:28You can see that

00:23:29That inverted leg ball

00:23:31Right there

00:23:31By Shelton Benjamin

00:23:32Shelton and Charlie

00:23:34He's so well versed

00:23:35Submission

00:23:36Once these men get you on your back

00:23:38You're in trouble man

00:23:39And Tajiri is hurt

00:23:41Soldiers were down again

00:23:42A one count by referee

00:23:43Brian Hefner

00:23:44Tajiri trying desperately

00:23:45To break this hole

00:23:46This predicament he's in

00:23:47Shelton Benjamin though

00:23:49Isolating Tajiri from his partner

00:23:50Makes the tag to Charlie Haas

00:23:52And the assault continues

00:23:53This is like a guy

00:23:54Who's a good monster

00:23:55With a gun pull

00:23:56You take the bullet from him

00:23:57He can't shoot

00:23:58Tajiri is a great kicker

00:23:59In that ring

00:24:00His legs are his arsenal

00:24:01And Team Angle

00:24:02Have taken out

00:24:03Taken out the knee

00:24:05Of Tajiri

00:24:06Looks like a half Boston

00:24:07Eddie Guerrero

00:24:08Has seen it up

00:24:08Into the ring

00:24:09To knock Charlie Haas down

00:24:10Eddie Guerrero

00:24:11Going to work

00:24:12On Charlie Haas

00:24:12Referee Brian Hefner

00:24:13Does his job

00:24:14And look at

00:24:15Shot into the ring

00:24:16Without a tag being made

00:24:17Again with that single leg

00:24:18Boston grab right there

00:24:20And what Eddie Guerrero

00:24:21Trying to do coach

00:24:21Is buy some time

00:24:23For Tajiri

00:24:23But how mile long

00:24:25Can you stay in there

00:24:25Without counting out

00:24:27Referee Brian Hefner

00:24:28Asking if a tag was made

00:24:29A tag was never made

00:24:31And referee Brian Hefner

00:24:32Doing the right thing here

00:24:33Getting the legal man

00:24:34Charlie Haas back in the ring

00:24:35The obvious

00:24:36Hefner's not colorblind

00:24:37And look at this now

00:24:39Charlie Haas

00:24:40Stopping Tajiri

00:24:41Just before

00:24:42He could make a tag

00:24:43To Eddie Guerrero

00:24:44Tajiri trying to crawl

00:24:46His way to his partner

00:24:47Charlie Haas

00:24:48And Shelton Benjamin

00:24:48Protested

00:24:49Almost cost them

00:24:51A tag by Tajiri

00:24:52I thought Haas

00:24:53Was going to go

00:24:53For an Indian death lock

00:24:54But this is like

00:24:55Like an inverted

00:24:56Kind of like

00:24:57I think a full leg lock

00:24:58Tajiri

00:24:59Tajiri might have to

00:25:01Tap out here

00:25:01Tajiri

00:25:04That knee has absorbed

00:25:05A tremendous amount

00:25:06Of punishment

00:25:07At the hands of

00:25:08Team Angle

00:25:08Tajiri is trying

00:25:09To battle out of this

00:25:10Tajiri's all locked up here

00:25:12Tajiri's in trouble

00:25:13I'm telling you

00:25:14Both frequent tags

00:25:15In and out

00:25:16Haas Benjamin

00:25:17Benjamin Haas

00:25:17Getting on the knee

00:25:19Watch this

00:25:19Ladies and gentlemen

00:25:20Team Angle

00:25:22Keeping one another

00:25:23Fresh

00:25:23While continuing

00:25:24To wear out Tajiri

00:25:25Cover

00:25:26Hook of the leg

00:25:26Tag titles

00:25:27Are on the line

00:25:28And if you notice

00:25:28The leg that Benjamin

00:25:30Hooks is the injured leg

00:25:31The left leg

00:25:32To just even tweak it

00:25:33And torque that knee

00:25:34Even more

00:25:34When you go for a pin cover

00:25:35Tajiri can't even stand

00:25:37Shelton Benjamin

00:25:39Continues the pressure

00:25:41You make a great point

00:25:42Tajiri is literally

00:25:44Battling on one leg

00:25:45And he was able

00:25:46Somehow

00:25:47To hook in the leg

00:25:48Scissors

00:25:49But can Tajiri

00:25:50Get to his partner

00:25:51And make the tag

00:25:52Spinning head scissors

00:25:53Is right there

00:25:53To jerry

00:25:54Needs to get

00:25:55Eddie Guerrero

00:25:55And he's got that tag rope

00:25:57And he can get tagged in here

00:25:59And here comes Eddie Guerrero

00:26:00Over the top

00:26:01Knocking

00:26:01Charlie Haas down

00:26:02Eddie Guerrero

00:26:03The fresh man

00:26:04Eddie Guerrero's on fire

00:26:06With his tag team titles

00:26:07On the line

00:26:08Whipped into the corner

00:26:10By Shelton Benjamin

00:26:10And overzealous

00:26:11Benjamin get caught

00:26:12Experience of Eddie Guerrero

00:26:14Monkey flip

00:26:15Right in

00:26:16To Benjamin's partner

00:26:18Charlie Haas

00:26:18Eddie Guerrero's on fire

00:26:20And Eddie Guerrero

00:26:24Is dropping team angle

00:26:26Like they're a bad habit

00:26:27Charlie Haas

00:26:29Shot to the midsection

00:26:30Eddie Guerrero

00:26:31In trouble

00:26:31Suplex

00:26:32Back to the suplex

00:26:33Hammered by Guerrero

00:26:34Shot to the midsection

00:26:35Again

00:26:36There you go

00:26:37Suplex to Charlie Haas

00:26:38Connects

00:26:39Eddie Guerrero

00:26:39The triple dose

00:26:40Right here

00:26:41Spinning those hips

00:26:42Dance with number two

00:26:43Hit touch three

00:26:44Eddie Guerrero

00:26:48Has team angle

00:26:48That was close

00:26:50Man

00:26:50So

00:26:52On the road

00:26:53On the road

00:26:54The third suplex

00:26:54That takes it out of you

00:26:55And Latino Heat

00:26:56Is firing up

00:26:57That's a call

00:26:58Is going nuts for Latino Heat

00:26:59And someone's feeling froggy

00:27:00Sheldon Benjamin

00:27:03Knocked down

00:27:03Eddie Guerrero

00:27:04To the top row

00:27:05Come on

00:27:06Splash connects

00:27:07Hooks the leg

00:27:08There he is

00:27:09That's it

00:27:10And Sheldon Benjamin

00:27:11Saves the matchup

00:27:13For team angle

00:27:13That was close

00:27:16Man

00:27:16So close for Eddie Guerrero

00:27:20But Sheldon Benjamin got involved

00:27:22Got a shot

00:27:24Cover

00:27:25Shoulders down

00:27:26Tajiri saved the matchup

00:27:28For the champions

00:27:28Almost crowned new tag team champions there

00:27:31What a matchup

00:27:34I'm telling you

00:27:34I don't know what to say

00:27:35Both teams are all over the place

00:27:37Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri

00:27:39Trying to retain the gold

00:27:40Right now

00:27:41Team angle

00:27:42Trying to get back the gold

00:27:43But the champions are literally on the ropes

00:27:45Team angle

00:27:47As Eddie Guerrero tries to battle out

00:27:49He's doing a pretty good job

00:27:50I don't know about trying

00:27:51Cody Guerrero swinging

00:27:52Guerrero and Tajiri the champions

00:27:55Eddie Guerrero tries to make it to his partner

00:27:57Uh-oh, uh-oh

00:27:57Look at this double team maneuver

00:27:59But again

00:27:59What a counter

00:28:01Double DDT

00:28:02That's right

00:28:03Great counter by Eddie Guerrero

00:28:04And now can Eddie

00:28:06Make a tag to his partner

00:28:08The Japanese busts on Tajiri

00:28:10Tajiri still favoring that left knee

00:28:12He needs to make the tag

00:28:14And how effective can Tajiri be

00:28:18With that knee all twisted up

00:28:20And banged up that left knee of Tajiri

00:28:21And here comes Tajiri

00:28:23And off the tag

00:28:25A kick

00:28:25And shots to Charlie Haas

00:28:27Using the rights and left as well

00:28:29Using the hands, one, and the feet

00:28:31And Charlie Haas again

00:28:32Picks an ankle

00:28:33And it hits Tajiri

00:28:34The good leg connected to the back of the head

00:28:37Tajiri's on one leg here

00:28:39He's in trouble

00:28:40But he's a fighter

00:28:41Tajiri's a fighter

00:28:42Charlie Haas misses with the right

00:28:45Blocked by Tajiri

00:28:46Look at this

00:28:47Tornado

00:28:47Oh, blocked

00:28:49And there's a tornado DDT

00:28:50Counter by Charlie Haas

00:28:51There's two

00:28:53Eddie Guerrero just saved

00:28:54The tag team titles

00:28:56Guerrero busting up that bridge

00:28:57And that Northern Lights suplex

00:28:59Just a second off

00:29:01From winning the championship

00:29:02For Team Eagle

00:29:03But Eddie Guerrero made the save for his team

00:29:06Regiment's out, he's gone

00:29:07And a shot to the chin

00:29:09What a blow by Tajiri

00:29:11Was that the good leg of the bad leg?

00:29:13I couldn't tell, Cole

00:29:14And Eddie Guerrero going up to the top rope

00:29:17Eddie Guerrero from the top rope

00:29:19No man's land

00:29:20Sheldon heads up

00:29:21Take it out

00:29:21Shot to Benjamin

00:29:22Shoulder first

00:29:24Both men wiped out

00:29:28Eddie Guerrero

00:29:28Desperation maneuver

00:29:30Tajiri measuring Charlie Haas

00:29:31For a finishing blow

00:29:32Charlie Haas takes out the bad knee

00:29:34Tajiri's in trouble

00:29:36Here he comes

00:29:36Haas appears

00:29:37The pain

00:29:38A sufficient maneuver

00:29:39Locked in

00:29:40Team Angle

00:29:40That's gonna be it

00:29:42Tajiri's done

00:29:43That shit is good

00:29:45I think if I go to tap

00:29:46Will Tajiri tap out?

00:29:48And the bell rang

00:29:50And Charlie Haas

00:29:54I guess he tapped

00:29:55I guess Tajiri

00:29:56Team Angle

00:29:57Wait, wait, wait

00:29:58Brian Hefner

00:29:59Hold on

00:30:00I didn't ring the bell

00:30:02Brian Hefner said he didn't ring the bell

00:30:05I did not ring the bell

00:30:07I did not ring the bell

00:30:08What's going on?

00:30:09What's going on?

00:30:11Eddie Guerrero

00:30:12Eddie Guerrero's got that

00:30:13championship

00:30:14Missed with it

00:30:15A tug of war ensues

00:30:17Whoa

00:30:18What is going on?

00:30:20The referee

00:30:21Look at Eddie

00:30:22Eddie playing possum

00:30:25No, no, no

00:30:26No, no

00:30:27The smoking gun

00:30:31Team Angle got framed again

00:30:36The winners of this match

00:30:38A result of a disqualification

00:30:40And still tag team champion

00:30:43Oh my god

00:30:44Eddie Guerrero

00:30:46And Tajiri

00:30:47I'm trying to figure this out

00:30:49Eddie Guerrero

00:30:51Freeing Charlie Haas again

00:30:52But who the hell rang the bell?

00:30:54I don't know

00:30:55Why

00:30:56I think now

00:30:57Look at the lower left hand of the screen

00:31:01For evidence

00:31:03Eddie Guerrero rang the bell

00:31:06Tajiri never tapped out

00:31:08So he hops on Team Angle 1

00:31:10Again

00:31:11Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri

00:31:13Have pulled one over

00:31:14On Team Angle

00:31:18Where's Missed America

00:31:19Keeping good

00:31:20Korea's on the line tonight

00:31:22That line is

00:31:23Take the test

00:31:24Mr. America obviously getting ready for this fly detector test

00:31:35I don't quite know how you get ready for one of those things

00:31:37But he doesn't look happy

00:31:39It isn't just Mr. America's face that hangs in the balance either

00:31:42It's Zach Galwin, Mr. America's biggest fan

00:31:45He's standing by with our own Josh Matthews

00:31:47Zach, are you at all concerned that in just a few moments

00:31:51Mr. McMahon, the man who had you arrested just last week

00:31:54Is going to be making his way out here

00:31:56Yes, I'm very concerned

00:31:58But even though the charges were eventually dropped by the police

00:32:02What can you do?

00:32:03You know what I mean?

00:32:04But I know the rules now

00:32:06And I don't have a backstage pass

00:32:09I don't have a contract

00:32:10That's why I bought myself a front row ticket

00:32:14Well, Zach, obviously right now is a very hard time for you right now

00:32:18Because Mr. America, if he fails this lie detector test

00:32:21Then Mr. McMahon has said that you will never, ever live your dream

00:32:24Of one day signing a contract with this company

00:32:27Yeah, I'm aware of that

00:32:29And frankly, Josh, I'm nervous as hell

00:32:32But right now

00:32:35It's out of my hands

00:32:37It's up to Mr. America

00:32:38All I can do right now

00:32:40Is watch Mr. America take that test

00:32:42And pray that he passes

00:32:46Well, Zach Gowen's dreams do hang in the balance

00:32:49You see the lie detector test

00:32:51The equipment being set up in the ring

00:32:54Mr. America takes the lie detector test next

00:32:58On SmackDown

00:32:59And because of what happened last week, Mr. McMahon is all smiles tonight

00:33:15Ladies and gentlemen, the chairman of WWE, Mr. McMahon

00:33:22Mr. McMahon

00:33:24If Mr. McMahon can prove tonight being this lie detector test

00:33:27That Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one of the same

00:33:30Contracts are known void

00:33:32Mr. America and Hulk Hogan will never be seen in the WWE again

00:33:38Now, Mr. McMahon is all happy hat top of the wall

00:33:41Look at the boss

00:33:42Well, it was an ingenious plan last week

00:33:44I have to give the boss that

00:33:46He's a genius, come on

00:33:48Well

00:33:56I've still got that smile on my face

00:34:02Welcome to a very special edition of SmackDown

00:34:06And the reason this edition of SmackDown is so special

00:34:09Is because this will be the last night that you ever see Hulk Hogan

00:34:15In any form whatsoever in this ring

00:34:22That's right

00:34:23You see, I've hired these two officers to conduct a lie detector test here tonight

00:34:29And Mr. America will sit right in this chair

00:34:33Mr. America, will he be subjected to questions that he cannot answer?

00:34:39No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

00:34:49Once Mr. America has failed his lie detector test, that means Mr. America will be proven to be a fraud

00:34:56will be proven to be a fraud this lie detector test will prove that mr america really is hulk

00:35:05hogan and once that's done that then means mr america's contract is null and void which then

00:35:13means hulk hogan's contract is null and void which then means i can get rid of both hogan

00:35:20and mr america on the very same night

00:35:27so with that in mind allow me to introduce you to whoa

00:35:38hey uh

00:35:38all right isn't that hulk hogan's little buddy over here

00:35:47and that you's there zach last time i saw you you were being arrested thrown out of my building

00:35:57we know that apparently you and hogan have a lot in common

00:36:02but i can tell you this the one thing you and hogan will have in common tonight after i conduct

00:36:07this lie detector test neither one of you will have a leg to stand on

00:36:18i can't believe i just said that but i did

00:36:23so without in mind allow me to introduce you to mr america

00:36:37is

00:36:42are we experiencing the end of an era here tonight

00:36:51well obviously taz mr america doesn't seem himself tonight

00:36:57not the uh the showman he usually is doesn't have that exuberance that he usually has heading to the ring

00:37:02well mr america's got to face that lie to take the test

00:37:07you see mr america's biggest fan

00:37:12what a ticket to be here tonight

00:37:18not only

00:37:18whoa whoa whoa look at this call this big man right

00:37:23right in the face all right cut the music cut

00:37:25well mr america

00:37:28well mr america

00:37:30and tonight

00:37:35and

00:37:39Come on, sit down in the chair, hook him up.

00:37:49We're gonna conduct ourselves a lie detector test here.

00:37:54All the Mr. USA's in the world can't help Hogan.

00:37:58Cuz that's who you are, Mr. America, and tonight we're gonna prove it, hook him up.

00:38:02Now, Hogan, by the way, just for the record, I don't want you to think I'm singling you

00:38:11out because I make all my corporate employees take the very same lie detector test, because

00:38:19the one thing I can't stand, Hogan, is a liar.

00:38:23This is gonna be the end of your little charade, Hogan, and I get your reading here on him.

00:38:35Let me know when you got a reading.

00:38:36All right, we've got a reading here.

00:38:50Don't be nervous.

00:38:51What I want you to do is, for the first time in your life, tell the truth.

00:38:59We can begin the interrogation.

00:39:01Officer, if you would, please.

00:39:05Are you the man known as Mr. America?

00:39:09Yes.

00:39:12Let's go on.

00:39:18Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?

00:39:26Yes.

00:39:32Look, ask him the question.

00:39:35I'm tired of the fun and games.

00:39:37Ask him the question.

00:39:39Mr. McMahon, there is a method to this.

00:39:43Let's get on with it.

00:39:45Are you currently employed on SmackDown?

00:39:49Yes.

00:39:50Yes.

00:39:51Now, listen.

00:39:53You either ask him the question I want you to ask him, or I'll find somebody else that'll

00:39:58ask it.

00:39:59Now, damn it, ask him the question.

00:40:07Ask him.

00:40:08Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:40:16Go, go, go, go.

00:40:35Can I please have a drink of water?

00:40:39Can I please have a drink of water?

00:40:46Hogan, you can drink all the water you want.

00:40:49You can drink water until you're waterlogged.

00:40:51I can tell you this, that's not a truth serum, okay?

00:40:54That's just simply water.

00:40:55And it's not going to change the answer.

00:40:57Now dammit, I'll ask the question this time.

00:41:01Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:41:08No.

00:41:27What's this mean?

00:41:36It means he's telling the truth, sir.

00:41:38The hell he's telling the truth?

00:41:42The hell you say?

00:41:45Ask him the question again.

00:41:47Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:41:51No.

00:41:52Now listen to me.

00:41:53I don't know what you're doing, but you're not asking the questions properly.

00:41:57Now dammit, ask the question properly.

00:41:58I know the answer.

00:41:59I know that SOB is lying to me.

00:42:00Now ask him.

00:42:01Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:42:02No.

00:42:03Ask him again.

00:42:04It's Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.

00:42:05No.

00:42:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:07No.

00:42:08Ask him again.

00:42:09No.

00:42:10No.

00:42:11No.

00:42:12No.

00:42:13No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:16Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:42:22No.

00:42:25Damn it. Ask him again. It's Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.

00:42:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:37What the hell's going on?

00:42:39What's going on, Mr. McMahon, is that Mr. America has passed this lie detector test.

00:42:44All right!

00:42:45I don't quite know what to say, honestly, I'm dumbfounded.

00:42:52I don't know about you, Parker.

00:42:53Not me, Cole, I knew it the whole way.

00:42:55Mr. American Hulk holding two different people, come on.

00:42:58Mr. America lives on.

00:43:01You know, Jack Gallin, he's happy.

00:43:05Well, his dream, Jack Gallin's dream, someday competing in the WWE may live on as well.

00:43:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute.

00:43:13Cut the music. Oh, no, I'm not done with you yet. Cut the music.

00:43:18I don't know what you've done, Hogan. I don't know how you pulled this off.

00:43:21Well, you're lying through your teeth and you know it.

00:43:24Maybe it's because you two are incompetence. I don't know.

00:43:27I'll tell you this. If you can pass the lie detector test, damn it, I can pass it.

00:43:32You put that on me, come on.

00:43:34Put it on me. I'll prove I can pass the lie detector test.

00:43:37Come on. I don't have all night.

00:43:39If you can pass this thing, any of these people can pass it. I can pass it.

00:43:43And by the way, just for the record, just for the record, these damn lie detector tests are

00:43:49not admissible in court for a very, very good reason. And that reason is because people like

00:43:55you can lie through their teeth. I don't know how you did that.

00:44:00All right, come on, get a reading.

00:44:06Let me know when you got a reading.

00:44:11You got a reading.

00:44:16Pick up the microphone, officer.

00:44:18I don't care what you ask me.

00:44:20You ask me anything in the world you wanna ask.

00:44:23Are you Vince McMahon?

00:44:27Yes, I am.

00:44:30Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute.

00:44:43Let me ask you something, brother.

00:44:52Now I'm gonna ask this nice and slow so you can comprehend the question and answer

00:44:59correctly. Are you the biggest ass on God's green earth?

00:45:13No.

00:45:15No.

00:45:16I am.

00:45:18Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?

00:45:28No.

00:45:29Wait. Wait a minute. I don't know what you guys are doing here or what's going wrong with

00:45:49this test. But look, the one thing I can state unequivocally. Look, I'm a very well-respected

00:45:55businessman the world over.

00:45:57What I do in this business, I do it for each and every one of you all over the world.

00:46:08All right, perhaps that was an overstatement. I do it for most of you all over the world.

00:46:20Some of you. All right. I do what I do for me and me only. Yeah, you got one right. But

00:46:31let me tell you this. I am no pervert. Oh, you're not. Well, don't you spend most of your leisure

00:46:52time pleasuring yourself by looking at pictures of Tori Wilson's Playboy brother?

00:47:05No, I don't. All right. But it was a long time ago. It was last month. It was earlier

00:47:27this morning, quite frankly. It was in the car in the limo on the way over. But that doesn't

00:47:37mean I'm a pervert because, quite frankly, anyone could lust after Tori Wilson. Anyone

00:47:42could have a fantasy about Tori Wilson. At least I don't fantasize about the Mae Youngs

00:47:48of the world. Now, damn it, this is ridiculous. I don't know what you're trying to prove,

00:47:55any of you. I hate you, Hulk.

00:47:59Get this crap off me. Get this crap off me. Get this crap off me. Get this crap off me. Get

00:48:06up. I'll tell you, Mr. America has done it again. He succeeded in embarrassing Mr. McMahon here tonight.

00:48:15Wait a minute, man. This proves one thing. That Mr. America is telling the truth. And

00:48:25you're nothing but a liar.

00:48:30The icing on the cake, ding, for Mr. America tonight. Mr. America lives on. The dreams of

00:48:43Mr. America's biggest man, Zach Gowen, live on. Mr. America has humiliated the boss again tonight.

00:48:55Look at that look. Look at that look, Hulk. Look at that look, Hulk.

00:49:10What the hell? Dad.

00:49:14Did you just see what went on out there? Did you see? I was made an ass off. Shut up.

00:49:20Shut up.

00:49:23Yeah, well shut up anyhow. Don't get smart with me. You were the one who was responsible

00:49:27for hiring those detectives.

00:49:29Yes.

00:49:30You were the one responsible for making sure that lie detector equipment worked properly.

00:49:35Ding.

00:49:37You were the one who hired Mr. America in the first place. And you know what, Stephanie?

00:49:43I be- I'm beginning to wonder. I'm beginning to wonder what's going on around here.

00:49:50Dad, I mean, what do you want me to do? You don't believe me? You want me to take a lie detector test?

00:49:56Oh, cute. Oh, that's real cute. And you know what? Things are gonna change around here. Yeah.

00:50:05Next week, next week, things are gonna get changed, alright, for the better.

00:50:18What does Mr. McMahon mean by that?

00:50:20I don't know, Cole. It doesn't sound good though.

00:50:22Well, Boston's gone off the deep end.

00:50:24Oh, no.

00:50:25Anaheim, brace yourself for SmackDown next week.

00:50:35The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:50:38Approaching the ring.

00:50:39They're accompanied by Rowdy, Rowdy Piper.

00:50:42From Parks Unknown, weighing in at 274 pounds, Sean O'Hare.

00:50:48And Piper's looking for Zack.

00:50:53Zack Gowen.

00:50:54And that's where Zack was standing right over there.

00:50:56And he had to go to the bathroom.

00:50:58What kind of statement is that? I don't know.

00:51:00Nonetheless, Ronnie Piper out here with his protege, Sean O'Hare.

00:51:05And you know, O'Hare and Piper cannot be happy with what transpired a few moments ago.

00:51:09Mr. America passing the lie detector test.

00:51:13And from Edmonton Albon, weighing in at 29 pounds, Chris Benoit.

00:51:21This is a true test here tonight for Sean O'Hare.

00:51:24Hey, no doubt, if we can knock off an international superstar like Chris Benoit,

00:51:30which is a tall order, you got my respect, I'll tell you that.

00:51:34Benoit and Sean O'Hare can lock it up tonight.

00:51:36Yeah, Chris Benoit realizes he's gonna have to keep an eye on Roddy Piper,

00:51:40the mentor of Sean O'Hare, who will be at ringside.

00:51:43So Benoit and O'Hare set to go one-on-one in this matchup on what has been a wild night already.

00:51:50Mr. America somehow passing the lie detector test here on it,

00:51:55well, making an ass of the boss, Mr. McMahon.

00:51:58Of course, Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri holding on to the tag team titles

00:52:01and still to come tonight.

00:52:02The Undertaker to take on the FBI in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

00:52:08Well, right now, both men with that smash-mouth style,

00:52:11I mean, how physical this one's gonna be.

00:52:13Oh, this is why both these guys like to hurt people.

00:52:15Well, Sean O'Hare goes six foot six, 280 pounds.

00:52:18He is a powerhouse with Marshall Arlo.

00:52:21And there's a move to the gut of Chris Benoit.

00:52:25Yeah, I don't doubt O'Hare's got an extensive Kempo Karate background.

00:52:29Big dude that can get two feet on hands.

00:52:32And Chris Benoit.

00:52:33Like the take down by Chris Benoit and Sean O'Hare.

00:52:36That's a drag and screw right there, a leg drag.

00:52:38Some people call it by Benoit.

00:52:39And a shot by Chris Benoit.

00:52:42The chops from the Rabid Wolverine.

00:52:44And O'Hare is in there with one of the best, not only in SmackDown,

00:52:48but in the entire world.

00:52:50Sean O'Hare's aware of that.

00:52:51I'm sure Piper, nice tight like kick right to the chest of Benoit.

00:52:56Cover, hook of the leg, and a kick out by the Rabid Wolverine.

00:52:59You know, you gotta figure Piper probably smart and dumb,

00:53:01short of hand, say, hey, this is Benoit, he ain't no joke.

00:53:04And a right hand from O'Hare to Chris Benoit.

00:53:07Well, that's a simple ground and pound right there.

00:53:09You got your man in the back here, stop pounding.

00:53:12Sean O'Hare, of course, in a roundabout way,

00:53:14responsible for the continuation of Roddy Piper's career.

00:53:17O'Hare defeating Mr. America last week via that disqualification.

00:53:20That's right.

00:53:22Piper's still here.

00:53:23Look at Sean O'Hare, really putting it to Chris Benoit.

00:53:26I thought O'Hare was gonna put a rear naked choke on,

00:53:28but that's like a head crank with a bice right there working the neck.

00:53:32That neck, that surgically repaired neck of Chris Benoit.

00:53:37And Chris Benoit knows that every wrestler,

00:53:40every athlete he gets in this ring with is gonna go right for his neck.

00:53:43I'm sure Benoit prepares himself for that.

00:53:45Well, how do you prepare for that?

00:53:46When you train, you're getting your neck strong.

00:53:49So when athletes do get on your neck as a hole in your game plan,

00:53:52you can just combat it by being in condition.

00:53:55And that's why Chris Benoit, he's always trained, he's an animal in the gym.

00:53:58Speaking of game plans, Roddy Piper smiling,

00:54:00likes the way this is going thus far.

00:54:02A clubbing blow to the back of Benoit's head.

00:54:04And Chris Benoit in trouble.

00:54:06O'Hare misses with a kick, Benoit.

00:54:08Jump and spin, jump and spin kick.

00:54:09DDT!

00:54:10Lance O'Hare.

00:54:11But can Chris Benoit take advantage, both men down in the ring,

00:54:16as Roddy Piper tries to will his man, Sean O'Hare on?

00:54:19Two, three!

00:54:20Benoit trying to fight some time for himself.

00:54:22Come on, Sean, you're doing great.

00:54:23Desperation to move for that straightforward plant.

00:54:26O'Hare with that DDT.

00:54:28Referee Mike Sparks has begun the count.

00:54:31First man to his feet, could gain the momentum in this matchup.

00:54:35O'Hare trying to shake the cobwebs, he's to his feet first.

00:54:38O'Hare's old Gugragi and whatnot.

00:54:40Benoit.

00:54:41Oh, man.

00:54:42The Chops echoing through the arena.

00:54:44Here they come, Carla Chops.

00:54:46Shot again to Sean O'Hare.

00:54:48Reversal, Benoit.

00:54:49Off the ropes, O'Hare telegraphed him.

00:54:51The veteran takes control.

00:54:53German!

00:54:54And a release, German, by Benoit.

00:54:56Cover, hooks the legs.

00:54:58Here's the shoulders down.

00:54:59Kicked out by O'Hare after two.

00:55:01That might be all Chris Benoit needs to turn this match around in his favor,

00:55:05is that one big high-impact German suplex.

00:55:08Sean O'Hare made one mistake.

00:55:10The veteran took control.

00:55:11Nice, twisty neck breaker on O'Hare.

00:55:13Cover again.

00:55:14There is two, and O'Hare got the shoulder out.

00:55:17Chris Benoit's going after O'Hare's neck.

00:55:19Turnabout's fair play.

00:55:20That German suplex land on the back of your beam.

00:55:23And then right there, well, watch Benoit!

00:55:25Knocking O'Hare to end.

00:55:26Yeah, running back elbow.

00:55:27And look at Piper grabbing the leg of Ben.

00:55:29Oh, wow!

00:55:30O'Hare took a shot, and the rabid Wolverine is in pursuit of Roddy Piper.

00:55:34Not too chic of Piper ain't no Carl Lewis, that's for sure.

00:55:38And Sean O'Hare missed with the kick.

00:55:40Oh!

00:55:41With the right hand.

00:55:42And look at this!

00:55:43Oh, man!

00:55:44Look at this!

00:55:45Piper's in the crossface!

00:55:46The crossface locked into Piper!

00:55:47The crossface is locked into Piper!

00:55:49Benoit defending himself, and O'Hare kicked to the back of the head!

00:55:54Roddy Piper injected himself in this matchup.

00:55:56Here's the cover!

00:55:57O'Hare's got the tight!

00:55:58And O'Hare with a huge win!

00:56:01What a huge win!

00:56:02Sean O'Hare, with the help of Roddy Piper, has pinned Chris Benoit here tonight!

00:56:08And take another look!

00:56:09Benoit is defending himself!

00:56:10O'Hare's talking!

00:56:11Oh, my God!

00:56:12Yeah, Piper got caught in that deadly crossface, and that big kick, and that big hand on O'Hare.

00:56:16Stacking Chris Benoit getting a big victory, in my opinion, an upset victory for Sean O'Hare!

00:56:33Piper paying dividend for O'Hare!

00:56:35Yeah, the last movement took the night on SmackDown!

00:56:37What a key!

00:56:38Luster and The Undertaker!

00:56:41Down the lines of movement come tonight on SmackDown.

00:56:43What a team!

00:56:44Lesnar and The Undertaker, two on three against the FBI.

00:56:48I'll tell you what, the FBI better be careful.

00:56:50Undertaker and Lesnar, they'll be doing a little toot-toot on the FBI's heads.

00:56:56SmackDown has come to the Gulf Coast of Florida, Pensacola.

00:57:00And tonight, Brock Lesnar team to The Undertaker

00:57:03to meet the FBI in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

00:57:08But next week, SmackDown heads to Anaheim

00:57:11with the most anticipated SmackDown in some time.

00:57:14Oh, no doubt.

00:57:15Matt Hardy put the Cruiserweight Championship on the line

00:57:18against a human highlight reel.

00:57:21Rey Mysterio, that will be off the hook.

00:57:22How did Rey Mysterio get a Cruiserweight title shot?

00:57:25It all took place last week.

00:57:27Rey Mysterio, you found the funny like I'd be tonight.

00:57:31I'll tell you what, you can have a shot at the Cruiserweight title

00:57:34any time you want it

00:57:36if you can beat Mayim members in a match right now.

00:57:42And Rey Mysterio would take the challenge,

00:57:44but it became a gut check for Rey Mysterio.

00:57:47Rey Mysterio sucked it up, got a victory with a groin injury.

00:57:52Played hurt right through the matchup and won it.

00:57:54Not only over Shannon Moore, but also over Crash.

00:57:58Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're joined by Rey Mysterio now.

00:58:01And Rey, minutes away from your home next week in Anaheim,

00:58:03you take on Matt Hardy, Cruiserweight title on the line.

00:58:07Your thoughts?

00:58:08Yo, Cole, Taz, this is important for me.

00:58:11There's no doubt in my mind

00:58:13that I will become the next WWE Cruiserweight champ.

00:58:17No doubt.

00:58:18That's all that matters to me, dawg.

00:58:20This match next week against Matt Hardy,

00:58:24this is why I'm here in the WWE.

00:58:26Yeah, I pulled my groin last week.

00:58:30Yeah, I'm hurt.

00:58:32There ain't nothing stopping me now.

00:58:34I'm gonna keep on going.

00:58:36Not only for me, but for my family.

00:58:39And for my people.

00:58:42Next week,

00:58:44in Anaheim, Cali,

00:58:46the West Coast,

00:58:47is where Rey Mysterio

00:58:50va a volver a ser campeón.

00:58:52Una vez más,

00:58:53para...

00:58:54My marriage,

00:58:54my family,

00:58:56my people,

00:58:57blah, blah, blah.

00:58:58Don't you get it?

00:59:00I already beat you at WrestleMania.

00:59:02And next week,

00:59:02I am going to destroy you

00:59:04in Anaheim,

00:59:05in front of all your people,

00:59:07in front of all your amigos.

00:59:10They can chant

00:59:11Rey at the top of their lungs.

00:59:12They will.

00:59:13And they can chant 619

00:59:14all night long.

00:59:16But there is no one,

00:59:17nobody,

00:59:18nothing,

00:59:19that will stop me

00:59:20from beating your ass.

00:59:23You think you're hurt now?

00:59:24No.

00:59:25Well, next week,

00:59:26you will know the meaning

00:59:27of the pain

00:59:28known as Mattitude.

00:59:30Oh, you think I'm scared, huh, man?

00:59:32You think I'm scared?

00:59:34Hell no, I'm not scared.

00:59:35And say what?

00:59:36What you gonna do?

00:59:37I just said you should be.

00:59:38Oh!

00:59:39Damn!

00:59:40Oh!

00:59:43Well, I'll tell you what.

00:59:51Like him or not,

00:59:52Matt Hardy right there

00:59:53with that low blow

00:59:54straight to that injured groin

00:59:55of Rey Mysterio.

00:59:57Smart strategy,

00:59:58make the man go into the match

00:59:59even more hurt

00:59:59so he can't take your championship.

01:00:00Next week,

01:00:01it's Rey Mysterio

01:00:02and Matt Hardy in Anaheim

01:00:03on SmackDown

01:00:03for the Cruiserweight Championship.

01:00:05Also next week in Anaheim,

01:00:07the anticipated return

01:00:08of Kurt Angle.

01:00:10Everybody's buzzing

01:00:11about Kurt Angle

01:00:11coming back.

01:00:12I mean, Kurt's a good friend of mine.

01:00:13I'm excited he's coming back.

01:00:15A lot of people are buzzing.

01:00:16We're all pumped up.

01:00:17Angle back on SmackDown

01:00:18next week.

01:00:19I'll tell you,

01:00:40Uncle Moe Dragon,

01:00:41this guy's an international superstar.

01:00:43You fans are in for a treat.

01:00:46Wait.

01:00:47Rikishi lost weight.

01:00:49No, he didn't.

01:00:49Oh, my God.

01:00:51It's rock shaking time.

01:00:54The following tag team contest

01:00:56is scheduled for one ball.

01:00:59Two shakes first.

01:01:00Spanky

01:01:01and Rikishi.

01:01:05Great ovation for Rikishi

01:01:06and Spanky.

01:01:07Some of Rikishi's peeps

01:01:08here in Pensacola, Florida.

01:01:11Or what about next week?

01:01:12Anaheim, California.

01:01:13What a smackdown it is shaping up to be.

01:01:17Oh, you're great, Ken.

01:01:18What about what...

01:01:19And Arrowhead...

01:01:20Arrowhead at the pond.

01:01:21Was it Arrowhead at the pond?

01:01:22Oh, and...

01:01:22And Anaheim, right?

01:01:23Yeah, Rey Mysterio, Ned Hardy

01:01:25for the first away title

01:01:26and the return of Kurt Angle.

01:01:28And what about what

01:01:28Miss McMahon said, Cole?

01:01:30What about Miss McMahon said?

01:01:31Pings are gonna change for the battle.

01:01:33What's that mean?

01:01:33And from Columbus, Ohio,

01:01:38weighing in at 492 pounds,

01:01:43Doug and Danny,

01:01:44the Basham Brothers.

01:01:46Well, debut of a new team

01:01:47here on SmackDown,

01:01:48the Basham Brothers.

01:01:49Doug and Danny

01:01:50don't know too much

01:01:51about these individuals,

01:01:52but we can tell you this.

01:01:54Signed to a contract

01:01:55by SmackDown general manager

01:01:56Stephanie McMahon.

01:01:57Well, that has to tell you something.

01:01:59Stephanie McMahon,

01:02:00well, she doesn't sign slouches.

01:02:02Just check out the signage

01:02:03you made of Mr. America.

01:02:04I called some of my people calls,

01:02:06especially Joe and Numbers.

01:02:07He gave me a little lowdown

01:02:08on the Basham Brothers.

01:02:09He knew a lot about them,

01:02:10but not a lot enough to tell me.

01:02:12So if you're Rikishi and Spank,

01:02:13you go into this matchup,

01:02:14I get it against the Basham Brothers.

01:02:16How do you combat these guys?

01:02:17You don't even know

01:02:17what you're going into here.

01:02:19Well, I don't know.

01:02:20I don't know what to tell you on that,

01:02:22but Rikishi's just gonna do his style

01:02:24and try and go straight forward

01:02:26at these two guys.

01:02:27This is Doug Basham.

01:02:28Doug Basham, from what we know,

01:02:29goes 6'2, over 40 pounds,

01:02:31against the 350-pound Rikishi.

01:02:35Basham off the ropes,

01:02:36and over the top rope,

01:02:38and in comes brother Danny.

01:02:40Danny goes 6'3, 252.

01:02:42He's never tagged in,

01:02:43but Danny knows enough to get out of that big ass,

01:02:47I'll tell you that.

01:02:48And here comes Spanky,

01:02:49the youngster with all the enthusiasm.

01:02:51Heads up, heads up!

01:02:52Into the corner,

01:02:53Doug Basham in all kinds of trouble.

01:02:55Nice kick to the chin,

01:02:56and Danny Basham as well.

01:02:58Quick cover, back to the leg.

01:02:59Spanky in a kick-ass.

01:03:00A lot of resistance with a lot of toughness down

01:03:02by Doug Basham.

01:03:04That's his damn right kicking out of that.

01:03:05Oh, come on!

01:03:07Push down!

01:03:08Look at Danny Basham.

01:03:10Locking Spanky down.

01:03:11The brothers from Columbus, Ohio.

01:03:13Doug and Danny Basham making their debuts tonight

01:03:16here on SmackDown.

01:03:17I gotta really talk to these guys.

01:03:18One, two, one, three!

01:03:19They stick to him aside,

01:03:19having a conversation with a little cast one-on-one.

01:03:22I'm gonna sit down with him.

01:03:23About what?

01:03:24I don't talk to him about stuff, Cole.

01:03:26Nice smack in there, Danny with an elbow.

01:03:28You wouldn't know about that, Cole.

01:03:29It's called men talk.

01:03:30Like, men, they talk together.

01:03:31Gonna be a lot of men,

01:03:32and they ain't gonna be talking.

01:03:33They're gonna be fighting in the ring

01:03:34coming up later tonight.

01:03:35Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker

01:03:37against the FBI

01:03:38in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

01:03:40Well, that one's got physical written all over it,

01:03:43as does the Bastion Brothers.

01:03:45They're physical.

01:03:47Wow!

01:03:47Look at Doug.

01:03:48Here's the cover on Spanky,

01:03:49and Spanky just kicks out.

01:03:51Hey, big shout-out to the WWE Hall of Famer,

01:03:53Freddie Blassie,

01:03:54who's been under the weather as of late.

01:03:55You know, Freddie never misses a SmackDown,

01:03:57and we wanna send our wishes out to Freddie and his family.

01:04:00Get well soon, Freddie.

01:04:01No doubt, get well, Freddie.

01:04:02We love you, man.

01:04:03He never misses a SmackDown or Raw, or Raw, no doubt.

01:04:06Come back here, Freddie,

01:04:07to take care of this pretzelette geek, Taz, out here.

01:04:09Whoa, easy.

01:04:10That's arm dragged by Spanky on Doug Basham.

01:04:13Whoa!

01:04:14What a shot to the back of the head.

01:04:16And now's the time Spanky's gotta get Makishi in here.

01:04:18Here we go!

01:04:19Whoa!

01:04:22Makishi with the right hand.

01:04:23Look at Duggan, look at Danny has left.

01:04:26And look at Rikishi, with a kick to the chin, and Rikishi is-

01:04:29Uh-oh, wow!

01:04:30Big Samoan drop by the 350-pound Rikishi.

01:04:34Rikishi is cooking here.

01:04:36It's a unique team.

01:04:37Rikishi is spanking.

01:04:38Basham's the Basham brothers in trouble.

01:04:41And Rikishi backing it on up.

01:04:44Uh-oh.

01:04:45And Rikishi's got enough of that bump to go around, I'll tell you that, that big rear end.

01:04:57Man, it's like three bald heads, four bald heads.

01:05:00Welcome to the WWE, Danny and Doug Basham.

01:05:04And here comes Spanky, I'll tell you, Rikishi and Spanky, they'd love to have fun out there.

01:05:08Spanky!

01:05:08Uh-oh, look at this, Rikishi, with Brad's a monkey flip.

01:05:12Great teamwork right there.

01:05:13Here's the cover, and look at Danny holding his brother down.

01:05:16And the Basham brothers, what an upset.

01:05:18Great teamwork.

01:05:19Here are your winners, the Basham brothers.

01:05:23Not only did Doug stack up Spanky, but like you pointed out, Danny pushing his foot into his brother to get more leverage to pin Spanky.

01:05:33Great teamwork right there, Spanky, and the Basham brothers.

01:05:40Hey!

01:05:41What the hell is the meaning of this?

01:05:45What in the hell is going on?

01:05:47You go tell that man to put my limo down now.

01:05:51The car's impounded.

01:05:53The car's impounded.

01:05:54Now tell me something, Rufus.

01:05:56How come the car's impounded?

01:05:58McMan, I told you that it was a handicap zone, we parked in a handicap zone.

01:06:02My handicap zone.

01:06:05I'm going to the airport.

01:06:07So you go tell that man driving the tow truck that he's going to take me to the airport,

01:06:11since you can't, okay?

01:06:13Now open the door here, George C. Open it up.

01:06:18Go tell him what I said.

01:06:19Now close the door.

01:06:21Mr. McMahon, didn't you know that parking in a handicap zone is illegal?

01:06:35Hey!

01:06:36Stop the car!

01:06:37I want to get out!

01:06:38I'm going to kick his little ass!

01:06:39Stop this damn car!

01:06:40Ice tent!

01:06:41Stop it, damn it!

01:06:42Stop it!

01:06:43Where the hell are you taking me?

01:06:44I'm going to beat that little punk's ass!

01:06:47Stop it, stop it!

01:06:48Well, ladies and gentlemen, up next, the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar team to The Undertaker,

01:06:57to meet the FBI in a two-on-three handicap match.

01:07:01This could be a Rocket Buster call, Rocket Buster!

01:07:06I'm telling ya!

01:07:07You've done it now!

01:07:15You've done it now!

01:07:17You've done it now!

01:07:19I can't allow!

01:07:22You don't think it just won't go away,

01:07:25so turn around!

01:07:27You've done it now!

01:07:29The following is a two-on-three handicap obstacle for the call.

01:07:34The champion from Houston, Texas,

01:07:37waving it up for the other five hours,

01:07:41The Undertaker!

01:07:44Did The Undertaker ever retire last week with a vengeance?

01:07:51No-stop payback is a you-know-what.

01:07:55The Undertaker's got a pretty good partner on his side tonight

01:07:58while I'm letting the FBI in my view,

01:08:00even though it's a handicap match to Trump.

01:08:02The Undertaker was definitely on the FBI's hit list!

01:08:06The FBI took out The Undertaker!

01:08:09But The Undertaker wanted to erase his name from his hit list

01:08:13when he returned last week!

01:08:15Big Evil Pink, you're gonna pay, you're gonna pay, you're gonna pay, you're gonna pay!

01:08:22Well, here comes to Pink!

01:08:29And here's Parker, from Minneapolis, Minnesota,

01:08:31And here's Parker, from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

01:08:37Waiting to join in at 95 pounds, the WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

01:08:46After that three-out one assault at the hands of the FBI last week,

01:08:50Brock Lesnar with a score to settle tonight.

01:08:54What a team, the Champion Lesnar, the Legend, The Undertaker, tonight.

01:09:00Brock checking out that fancy cool ride of the Dead Man.

01:09:05Whoa!

01:09:09You ever think you see Lesnar and The Undertaker teaming together?

01:09:13Oh, this is a big-time explosive unit right here, ladies and gentlemen.

01:09:17Only on SmackDown!

01:09:18Two very dangerous human beings, if you want to call that.

01:09:30All right, here come the full-blooded Italians set for this three-on-two handicap matchup.

01:09:43Undertaker, there is gonna be a handicap match here tonight.

01:09:52But unfortunately, I'm not gonna be in it.

01:09:55Let me show you why.

01:09:56Yeah, last week it was the FBI had Brock Lesnar in a three-on-one situation.

01:10:00You're about to take Lesnar's head off.

01:10:02A very dangerous surprise came out for the full-blooded Italians.

01:10:06And just check out in one moment, would The Undertaker big evil what he does to Nuzio?

01:10:12Check this out.

01:10:13Watch for the top rope to the floor.

01:10:15My God.

01:10:16But look at this again, take a look at this.

01:10:19Look at the impact.

01:10:20Arriva, don't you, bro?

01:10:22Man.

01:10:23But what I did do is find a suitable replacement.

01:10:27Win!

01:10:29Oh, no!

01:10:30Win is the win!

01:10:31No!

01:10:32Oh, my!

01:10:35The Big Show with Stambali in Palumbo.

01:10:38This is really a handicap match now.

01:10:42There's an angry giant walking to that ring with the football in the game.

01:10:47Well, maybe by himself.

01:10:49How will this play out?

01:10:50Find out next.

01:10:53Big Show and Brock Lesnar squaring off center of the ring.

01:10:58This is a two-on-three handicap match.

01:11:00Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker against Palumbo and Stambali of the FBI.

01:11:04And The Big Show has been added to the mix.

01:11:11Wolfsman trying to get and shove his head here.

01:11:14Now Palumbo.

01:11:14And Undertaker with the right hand.

01:11:16And Bigs have gotten underway in a hurry in this matchup.

01:11:20Well, let the beatings begin.

01:11:22The big rights and left from The Undertaker, who has a huge score to settle for the FBI.

01:11:27The Undertaker, part of the FBI's hit list.

01:11:29Along with his promosé, Nathan Jones, who was taken out by the FBI as well.

01:11:35No doubt, full-blown, the Pattains takes people out.

01:11:36FBI does that very well.

01:11:38Well, I'll tell you what.

01:11:40If you mess around with Big Evil, you're gonna have some props.

01:11:42The 280-pounder with an elbow to the 305-pound Undertaker,

01:11:48knocking The Undertaker down.

01:11:50Well, Palumbo's a big boy, ain't no doubt.

01:11:52He's tweaking four hands too, Palumbo's got a big dangerous right hand.

01:11:55The right hand's stuck from Palumbo, and now the kick's to the gun of The Undertaker.

01:11:59And don't forget that that gnat, so to speak,

01:12:02Nunzio floating around at ringside, this could turn into a four-on-two affair.

01:12:07I mean, Palumbo getting the beat down right there on Undertaker, that's not seen much.

01:12:10It's a big dunk of that clothesline, Undertaker taking Palumbo out.

01:12:14Through the hype right there, that big evil guy.

01:12:17Here's the cover on Palumbo, who gets his shoulder up.

01:12:21Brock Lesnar bouncing around in the apron like a caged animal.

01:12:25Can't wait to get him to a snatcher.

01:12:27Oh, an old school here, Cole.

01:12:32Old school dead man, baby.

01:12:34I love it.

01:12:38Undertaker with a clubbing blow to the shoulder of Palumbo.

01:12:44The Undertaker taken out by the FBI last month.

01:12:47And now here's the tag to the champion Brock Lesnar,

01:12:50who also has a big score to settle with the FBI.

01:12:53Remember?

01:12:54That's how fast the strong Lesnar is.

01:12:58Those big deltoids in the top.

01:12:59Remember Palumbo was driving that forklift that trapped,

01:13:04that trapped Brock Lesnar in that closet.

01:13:07It was a favor the FBI did for the Big Show.

01:13:09Perhaps Big Show repaying the favor here tonight to the FBI.

01:13:13I think that's a fair, safe assessment or assumption, whatever the word is.

01:13:16The WWE Champion suffering from the right hands here of Palumbo.

01:13:21And here's the tag to the strongest member of the full-blooded Italian.

01:13:26Not the brightest, but he is the strongest.

01:13:28Stamboli.

01:13:28Johnny Stamboli, clubbing away with the Champion Lesnar.

01:13:32It was Stamboli and Lesnar in a matchup last week.

01:13:34Whoa, led to the return of The Undertaker.

01:13:36And did you feel and hear that impact?

01:13:39Brock just running right through Johnny the Bull, Stamboli.

01:13:43Big time, wow, the power in that Brock is so quick.

01:13:46Look at how Brock pops his hips to just bring his opponent right over.

01:13:49Look at how Brock pops right back to his feet.

01:13:52And again, is on the attack of the Bull Stamboli.

01:13:55The tag to The Undertaker, and here comes the Deadman.

01:13:58Well, the strategist Brock Lesnar, very smartness, park the corner,

01:14:02isolate Johnny the Bull, and bring him right to the Deadman.

01:14:05And now, Big Evil in control of Stamboli.

01:14:08What a good time.

01:14:10The face of the Bull.

01:14:11Well, that's a sucky way to spend a Thursday night, I'll tell you that.

01:14:14Hell no, I'm ready.

01:14:15The face of Stamboli, covered by The Undertaker.

01:14:19Stamboli, on instinct alone, kicks out.

01:14:22Stamboli is Stamboli.

01:14:23Stamboli?

01:14:24Right, right, I'm thinking it's like a strumbone, you know what I mean?

01:14:29Undertaker slamming the Bulls center of the ring.

01:14:32Full body slam, boom, into the elbow.

01:14:34Remember, Undertaker underwent elbow surgery.

01:14:38Stamboli again on the attack of The Undertaker.

01:14:40Good point, good point, Cole, good point.

01:14:42Undertaker whipped into the rope, look at what he has seen.

01:14:45The Undertaker so fluid, covered.

01:14:48And look at Palumbo, just saving the match out for his team.

01:14:52Tell you what, Big Night for Palumbo so far in this match,

01:14:54up looking good.

01:14:55Big Show can't wait for him to get in this match up.

01:14:58Talk about Big, seven foot, 500 pounds.

01:15:00Here we go, biggest athlete in the world today.

01:15:04Both these men have a big time pass with each other.

01:15:06Yeah, remember, The Big Show tossing The Undertaker off the stage a few months back.

01:15:11Look at, Big Show wants Brock though.

01:15:14Big Show had Brock in a stretcher match.

01:15:17Brock wants in, Brock Lesnar and The Big Show gonna square off again tonight.

01:15:21Well, Brock in a tough guy to find though.

01:15:24Here we go, two big bulls gonna hook it up.

01:15:26And who will ever forget the brutality of that stretcher match?

01:15:29It took a forklift for Lesnar to get Big Show out of the arena.

01:15:33This is bad for show, Brock's behind him.

01:15:35Like I said, Brock can't capitalize on his behind show.

01:15:38But there's the quickness of Lesnar.

01:15:39And now the champion, fighting the shoulders into the gut of the big man.

01:15:42Brock needs to rely on his quickness against The Big Show.

01:15:45And Big Show.

01:15:47What a close line.

01:15:50What?

01:15:51What the thing about Lesnar's damn near 300 pounds, six foot three, six foot four,

01:15:55whatever he is, he looks kind of small next to The Big Show.

01:15:58My God.

01:15:59A blow bringing Lesnar to his knees.

01:16:02What a chopper.

01:16:03And a headbutt knocks the champion down.

01:16:06That massive Volkswagen type head up to Big Show, right into Lesnar's face and head.

01:16:12Physical domination by The Big Show.

01:16:15You think Big Show has a big score to set up here tonight after that stretcher match?

01:16:19You think Big Show wants to send a message to the champion?

01:16:21Big line drop, and Lesnar just scooted out of the way.

01:16:26A moment ago, the way Big Show body slammed Brock with E's, a 300 pound athlete with E's,

01:16:31getting body slammed by a giant.

01:16:33Lesnar with the rights and left.

01:16:34Off the roll, the momentum, trying to knock the big man down.

01:16:37Big Show still on his feet.

01:16:38Lesnar with another close line.

01:16:40Still on his feet, Brock's relentless.

01:16:42Here comes Lesnar.

01:16:43And Undertaker saying, take it to him, Brock.

01:16:50And five times.

01:16:51And five already.

01:16:53And the ball, with the distraction from the spinebuster.

01:16:57Columbo knocked off the apron.

01:16:59How strong is Brock just lifting, fireman carrying.

01:17:02Oh, look out.

01:17:03Big Show at ease.

01:17:03Big Show.

01:17:04Watch out for Lesnar.

01:17:05Watch out Brock, Brock Lesnar.

01:17:07There's a chokeslam.

01:17:09Cover, put to the leg.

01:17:10And Undertaker saves the matchup.

01:17:13The veteran, the veteran Big Evil saving the WWE Champion right there.

01:17:19Big Show off the chokeslam.

01:17:21You ain't kicking out of a chokeslam by the Big Show.

01:17:23Big Show rolling Brock Lesnar to the wall.

01:17:25Watch out.

01:17:26And now, The Assault, The Monkey, the three-on-one attack by the FBI.

01:17:31A couple of attacking wolves, three wolves.

01:17:33And look at the referee, get the Undertaker back.

01:17:37The FBI talks to Lesnar back to the Big Show.

01:17:39Look at Bobby, Kyota's yelling at Tank.

01:17:41Well, Kyota can't got eyes in the back of his head, there's a lot of men in control.

01:17:45I guess I can't blame Mike Kyota.

01:17:47Lesnar back to his feet, a right hand by the Big Show.

01:17:49Lesnar's in no man's land.

01:17:51He's in the enemy corner, and the FBI, Palombo, Muzio, and company taking it to Lesnar.

01:17:57Well, it just says Brock isolated the bull in the corner of him and the Undertaker's going to,

01:18:01now Brock get this.

01:18:03I told you, this was gonna break down into a four-on-two right now.

01:18:06It's a four-on-one.

01:18:08Now Brock finds himself isolated by the FBI.

01:18:12The Double D, a shot to the midsection, Palombo shot to the temple.

01:18:17Straight kick right to the face right there, nothing fancy.

01:18:20Nothing fancy by Palombo.

01:18:21And look at the Big Show.

01:18:22Not fancy, but effective.

01:18:23The giant driving from Lesnar's spine first into the steel post.

01:18:29Ain't no giving that steel.

01:18:30Look, look, that man with those steel steps.

01:18:34Undertaker picked that thing up with a napkin holder.

01:18:36And now Muzio like a haita, picking at the carcass of Lesnar.

01:18:41The FBI and the Big Show have assaulted the champion.

01:18:45And Brock can take a lot of punishment.

01:18:48We're gonna see how much he can take.

01:18:49Cover by Palombo, hook of the leg.

01:18:52And Brock Lesnar grabbed the bottom rope.

01:18:54Perhaps his only chance to keep this match going.

01:18:56Tremendous ring presence and match sense by the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar

01:19:01to grab that bottom rope to prevent a pin cover.

01:19:03And Brock Lesnar being helped on his feet by Palombo.

01:19:06With a big right hand knocking Lesnar down.

01:19:09The FBI in the Big Show dominating the champion.

01:19:13Tell you, that right hand's the move.

01:19:14I don't like that big discus punch.

01:19:16And the double team.

01:19:17Are making a wish.

01:19:18And now The Bull, who will be relentless as well.

01:19:22The Bull right there trying to get up.

01:19:23Looked like he was trying to get up.

01:19:24Like a real chin lock or a real naked choke on Lesnar.

01:19:27But then.

01:19:28A close line.

01:19:28Brockman knocked down.

01:19:30Desperation close line by the champion.

01:19:32Can Lesnar get to that man?

01:19:34His teammate, The Undertaker.

01:19:37Here we go.

01:19:38Petrico was feeling it.

01:19:39Brock Lesnar ran right through the bull.

01:19:41Turn to play the match for Brock and The Undertaker.

01:19:44Lesnar trying to crawl to his corner.

01:19:47The champion crawling toward The Undertaker.

01:19:51The Bull crawling as well.

01:19:53The Bull makes to tackle The Big Show.

01:19:54Here we go.

01:19:55And here comes The Undertaker.

01:19:57The rights from The Undertaker to The Big Show.

01:20:00The body shots.

01:20:02The dead man clawing left, right, right, left.

01:20:06Big clothes right in the corner.

01:20:08There's another one.

01:20:09And The Undertaker's rolling.

01:20:12Undertaker's on the move, baby.

01:20:15And The Bull gets a shot to the midsection.

01:20:18Wicked into the corner.

01:20:19The Bull's in trouble.

01:20:20Uh-oh.

01:20:21Here's The Undertaker.

01:20:22Snake out of this.

01:20:24Rack him up.

01:20:25Here's The Undertaker.

01:20:26Shot to the face of The Bull.

01:20:28Big boot heads up.

01:20:29Pull up.

01:20:29Uh-oh.

01:20:32Watch your back.

01:20:32Big Show with a close line.

01:20:35That's the difference maker.

01:20:36That big angry giant known as The Big Show.

01:20:39The numbers game.

01:20:40Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:41Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:43Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:44Taking care of business locked in.

01:20:46Lesnar with a shot.

01:20:48Undertaker has got it locked into The Big Show.

01:20:50Big Show's gonna get choked out.

01:20:52And a shot of the back of The Undertaker by Nunzio.

01:20:55Uh-oh.

01:20:57Man on the knee.

01:20:59Goodbye, you're in trouble.

01:21:02Nunzio made all kinds of trouble.

01:21:05Nunzio better get some help from the family.

01:21:08Shot slammed to Nunzio.

01:21:12And look at this.

01:21:13The Undertaker just got whacked by the kickball.

01:21:16Great catching kick right there.

01:21:18I think there was a tag, Paul.

01:21:19I think there was a tag right there.

01:21:21From Lesnar there was.

01:21:22F5 from the right top.

01:21:27He took the pain.

01:21:28The F5 collects.

01:21:30The F5 collects.

01:21:32Big Show took out The Undertaker.

01:21:34Look at this.

01:21:35Now the F5 coming.

01:21:37The ball.

01:21:37F5 to the ball.

01:21:39And look at the Big Show.

01:21:40Uh-oh.

01:21:41Big Show into the ring.

01:21:42Watch your back, Brock.

01:21:44He's legal.

01:21:45The legal man, The Big Show.

01:21:46And Brock's legal.

01:21:47The ball, man.

01:21:48Shulk slam to Lester.

01:21:50Hook of the leg.

01:21:51The Big Show has pinned the WWE Champion.

01:21:56Here are your winners of Big Show and the F5.

01:22:04The numbers game caught up to The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar tonight.

01:22:08But Big Show has sent a message to the champion.

01:22:12The momentum was in the favor of Brock.

01:22:16Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker.

01:22:17Brock peeled off those F5.

01:22:19Gives the F5s out of nowhere.

01:22:21The Big Angry Big Show appeared.

01:22:24And just like that.

01:22:25Bam.

01:22:25Shulk slam.

01:22:26That's all it took.

01:22:27You've got to give it up to the FBI.

01:22:29The FBI turned this match up into a four-eyed two affair.

01:22:35At many points.

01:22:36Wearing The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar down.

01:22:39Right here.

01:22:39She's a F5 on the rumble.

01:22:42And then outside, you see The Undertaker getting taken out.

01:22:44Spock strapped you by The Big Show.

01:22:47Taking out the dead man on the outside.

01:22:49To cover the ring.

01:22:51And from behind.

01:22:52Shulk slams the cards along.

01:22:53Shulk slam him.

01:22:55Gets the victory.

01:22:55The FBI, impressive.

01:22:58Invincio's surprise.

01:23:00The Big Show has sent a message to the champ tonight.

01:23:04Columbia.

01:23:05throws in the fall.

01:23:05shovel its good.

01:23:06shoulders.

01:23:07Those feels perfect.

01:23:08You'll walk on the outside.

01:23:09And the outside while,

01:23:10I'm there, you'll hold them

01:23:23in.

01:23:24You, you, you.

01:23:25Smell for 40 minutes.

01:23:26measured.

01:23:27And Thirdly you get fairumm.

WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW

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