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00:00:00Previously, 19 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:08These dastardy traitors, we've got to find them.
00:00:11All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:17Three traitors were chosen.
00:00:23Before they were given a deadly task.
00:00:25Tonight you must murder in plain sight.
00:00:28Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen.
00:00:30And touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
00:00:34You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:00:36Thanks.
00:00:38I feel awful.
00:00:40And as the killing season began...
00:00:45That is flabbergasting.
00:00:47Suspicions continued to grow.
00:00:50Tameka, I sensed a real change in your behaviour.
00:00:54The overreaction wasn't to the word traitor from you, it was to the word faithful.
00:00:59At the round table, before and after, you had an impeccable poker face.
00:01:04But who will be the first to be banished at the round table?
00:01:08I wrote it for Kate.
00:01:10Kate.
00:01:11Niko.
00:01:12Niko, I've wrote your name down.
00:01:14This is the Celebrity Traitors.
00:01:19So, a vote count.
00:01:20Three for Kate.
00:01:21Three for Niko.
00:01:22Two for Tameka.
00:01:23One.
00:01:24Two.
00:01:25Three for Tamika.
00:01:27Four.
00:01:28One.
00:01:29Two.
00:01:30Three.
00:01:34Four.
00:01:35Two.
00:01:37Two.
00:01:39Three.
00:01:40One.
00:01:41Four.
00:01:42Two.
00:01:43Four.
00:01:44Two.
00:01:45Three.
00:01:46Three.
00:01:47Three.
00:01:48Three.
00:01:50Two.
00:01:51One for Tom.
00:01:58Stephen, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:02:10I've written down your name, Nico.
00:02:13With very little conviction and very little evidence,
00:02:16I would have had even less conviction
00:02:18writing anybody else's name down.
00:02:20That's the best I can do for you, and I'm very sorry.
00:02:23Joe Wilkinson.
00:02:25I'll put you, Tom.
00:02:27That's only because I thought you'd be cracking at it.
00:02:29Sorry.
00:02:31Celia.
00:02:32I've put Charlotte,
00:02:34because I can't imagine that anybody would think
00:02:38the nation's beautiful songstress would ever be a traitor,
00:02:43but she just might.
00:02:45Jonathan, who do you believe is a traitor?
00:02:47Well, I don't know if I believe it,
00:02:49but the name I've written down is Nico.
00:02:52You gave a great defence tonight,
00:02:54but I think you are smart enough
00:02:56to do a double bluff, then a triple bluff,
00:02:58and play it that brilliantly.
00:03:00So I very much hope I'm right,
00:03:02but that's why I put you down.
00:03:04Charlotte.
00:03:05So I believe Nico is a traitor.
00:03:15I think that you would be absolutely excellent.
00:03:20Claire.
00:03:21Nico, I have also written your name down,
00:03:23and I want you to take it as the biggest compliment,
00:03:25because I think you would be a cracking traitor.
00:03:28David.
00:03:29I've put down Nico,
00:03:32not because of the events of today,
00:03:34but because of the suspicions I had from the first day.
00:03:44Tom.
00:03:45I've also put Nico.
00:03:48I think you'd make a great traitor.
00:03:50And finally, Nick.
00:03:52Um, Nico, you're absolutely brilliant.
00:04:00Nico,
00:04:02you have received the most votes.
00:04:04And you are banished from the castle forever.
00:04:06Please reveal,
00:04:07are you a traitor,
00:04:08or are you a faithful?
00:04:30First things first, I just want to say,
00:04:32I just want to say, I can't believe I'm out so quickly.
00:04:36But it's been an honour getting to know every single one of you.
00:04:40You're all great people.
00:04:43I can now reveal that this whole time,
00:04:47I've been honest and I'm a faithful.
00:04:53Oh, no.
00:04:57How stupid are we?
00:04:59Seriously?
00:05:01How did that happen?
00:05:03It was like more than half of us.
00:05:05Nicole!
00:05:10Players, today you managed to lose two brilliant faithful.
00:05:16And I'm afraid matters are only going to get worse.
00:05:19The traitors will murder again tonight and this time it will be swift.
00:05:24Oh, God.
00:05:25So, you might want to sleep with the light on.
00:05:31Poor Nico.
00:05:33I'm kicking myself.
00:05:35I'm so disappointed.
00:05:37I think we should at least consider what he said about being set up or just that we are idiots.
00:05:45I'd be lying if I didn't tell you that I did feel bad for Nico.
00:05:49I do think he's very smart and he's funny.
00:05:52He really was really impressive.
00:05:54If I wasn't a traitor, I think he would have swayed me.
00:05:58Oh, God.
00:06:00Oh, my gosh.
00:06:02That felt awful, didn't it?
00:06:06Yeah.
00:06:07They've set him up though, haven't they?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10I can't believe that everybody turned against me.
00:06:13I was so mortified.
00:06:14If it happens again next time, I'll make a really big point.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19I've got your back.
00:06:21I was so shocked.
00:06:22I thought we'd got our first traitor.
00:06:24I really did believe it.
00:06:25But we were so wrong and we lost someone who I think would have been brilliant at playing
00:06:29this game.
00:06:30Early on when we were in the car, you mentioned two names you had heavy suspicions on.
00:06:36But you didn't mention them there.
00:06:38Because when I was in there, I was swayed by Nico and I regret being going with her mentality.
00:06:44I wish I had spoken up about Kate.
00:06:46So you think it must be Kate out of those two?
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:49It has been surprisingly frustrating, this game, being able to find the balance of saying what
00:06:55you want to say to try and find traitors, but then at the same time remaining as faithful
00:06:59as possible that you don't get put on the chopping block.
00:07:02So tonight's going to be a rough night.
00:07:09I've watched a lot of Nico.
00:07:11My kids are obsessed with him.
00:07:12I have obsessed with him.
00:07:13Because he was getting to the point.
00:07:14I know I voted for him, so I'm chicken as well.
00:07:16But I didn't know who else to go for.
00:07:18I know you.
00:07:19You don't stop me.
00:07:20I think you two are traitors.
00:07:21So you just have gone on.
00:07:22No!
00:07:23Well, you want to go for a bit?
00:07:25No, no.
00:07:26You two are faithful.
00:07:27I don't think you're a traitor.
00:07:28I just hadn't heard any other names at that point.
00:07:31But I don't understand why you think I'm a traitor.
00:07:34You think I've changed?
00:07:36I just became aware of your energy change, that's all.
00:07:40It's the kind of change in your demeanour.
00:07:43Whether it's me looking for it, I don't know.
00:07:47I am so shocked that Mark thinks that I'm a traitor.
00:07:50So I will be keeping an eye out for Mark.
00:07:52I am thinking he is a traitor.
00:07:55So I'm not sure if I'm going to get murdered tonight.
00:07:59You just don't know in this game.
00:08:00You just don't know in this game.
00:08:06A quick one.
00:08:07We were in the car with Jonathan and Nicco right at the beginning.
00:08:10Before anyone was chosen, Jonathan wanted to create an alliance straight off.
00:08:15If you form allies people, that might swing it in your favour.
00:08:19Yeah. Some people know each other already.
00:08:22I don't know anyone.
00:08:23We're in trouble. No, you're not.
00:08:25And you've got two older allies here already.
00:08:27Exactly.
00:08:28I was trying to bring that up today at the round table and I didn't.
00:08:32Who's the chosen? Well, I am thinking...
00:08:35That's a wild one. Do you think that's wild?
00:08:37I've never thought of him. That is the game.
00:08:39It could genuinely be anybody.
00:08:42Whoever these traitors are, they're fucking brilliant.
00:08:46No, but they are. They're fucking brilliant.
00:08:49They are.
00:08:59Good night, everyone. Good night, Joe.
00:09:04Hopefully see you in the morning.
00:09:06Yeah, sleep tight.
00:09:07After you, number one. Thank you.
00:09:09Thank you, number two.
00:09:13So, the first banishment and the faithful aren't off to the greatest start.
00:09:17Nico is banished.
00:09:19Everyone must now return to their individual lodgings,
00:09:22but the traitors are going to meet and decide who to murder.
00:09:27Oh!
00:09:28That, what a day.
00:09:29What a day.
00:09:30That was a full day of traitoring.
00:09:32That was hard.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:36I did feel sorry for Paloma and Nico.
00:09:40Oh, I felt bad for this.
00:09:41And I think we've just...
00:09:42We can't allow that.
00:09:43We're traitors.
00:09:44I know.
00:09:45But it does make us look like very good faithfuls.
00:09:46I think so.
00:09:47I think so.
00:09:48Do you think everyone's looking at us and thinking that we're feeling it the same way they are?
00:09:49Yes.
00:09:50Good.
00:09:51Good.
00:09:52I will say I have heard your names.
00:09:53Ruth mentioned your name.
00:09:54I got a feeling Ruth was sussing me out.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Alan.
00:09:57Who's mentioned my name?
00:09:58I heard so.
00:09:59Claire said in the car.
00:10:00Claire?
00:10:01Right.
00:10:02Claire said in the car.
00:10:03She said, who's the least likely person to have been able to murder Paloma?
00:10:06I don't know how you should feel about that.
00:10:07That's how I felt bad for this.
00:10:08And I think we can't allow that.
00:10:09We're traitors.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:11But it does make us look like very good faithfuls.
00:10:12I think so.
00:10:13Do you think everyone's looking at us and thinking that we're feeling it the same way they are?
00:10:15Yes.
00:10:16Good.
00:10:17I will say I have heard your names.
00:10:18Ruth mentioned your name.
00:10:19I got a feeling Ruth was sussing me out.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21She's been able to murder Paloma.
00:10:22I don't know how you should feel about that.
00:10:23Right, Claire.
00:10:24So, shall we say, who do we think we should murder?
00:10:28Tom doesn't trust anyone, I don't think.
00:10:30No.
00:10:31No.
00:10:32I think he's a massive risk.
00:10:33He's very perceptive and he's noticing all the little things.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And I think if we did go for Tom, it doesn't put us on anyone's back.
00:10:41Claire?
00:10:42I love the impact of it.
00:10:44Just killing Claire.
00:10:45Everyone's going to be like, they're going to be like headless chickens.
00:10:48Claire's been quite vocal about her.
00:10:50issue with Kate.
00:10:53That's true.
00:10:54That's true.
00:10:55So killing Claire could help pin it on Kate more.
00:10:57I want impact.
00:10:58I want breakfast tomorrow.
00:11:00I want them to be running scared.
00:11:03The other route we can also take is being completely and utterly random and going for someone like Joe Wilkinson.
00:11:10I think Joe is a dangerous faithful because he is smart, I think.
00:11:15Look at the way he very, very casually and comfortably just said, I've spoken to Nico.
00:11:19I don't need to see him.
00:11:20I'm not going to go with him.
00:11:21He's not a sheep.
00:11:22He is someone who's going to make up his mind and absolutely stick to it.
00:11:26I agree.
00:11:27And I don't think you'll be able to defend yourself against it.
00:11:29No.
00:11:30No.
00:11:31No.
00:11:32So we've got Claire.
00:11:33Yep.
00:11:34We've got Joe.
00:11:35Joe.
00:11:36And we've got Tom Daley.
00:11:37Yeah.
00:11:38So we're all agreed, I think.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41Because this is going to come as a huge shock.
00:11:43They need their wings clipped.
00:11:45They're not going to know what hits them.
00:11:47I feel good about this.
00:11:48So do I.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50Who wants to do the honours?
00:11:51I'll do it.
00:11:52I've got a taste for it now.
00:11:53You really are getting onto this, aren't you?
00:11:54Yeah.
00:12:03Shall we deliver it?
00:12:04Yep.
00:12:05Let's do it.
00:12:06Let's do it.
00:12:07Let's get murdering.
00:12:37I am.
00:12:42Last night the traitors committed their second murder.
00:12:45But who will make it to breakfast this morning?
00:12:47I'm losing my favourite game.
00:12:48Oh, we're first in.
00:12:49Oh, we are.
00:12:50First in.
00:12:51First in.
00:12:52We're the first.
00:12:53First to survive.
00:12:54First to survive.
00:12:55Oh, my goodness.
00:12:56Two crosses, of course.
00:12:57Oh, how's everybody feeling about last night?
00:12:58Somebody had to go.
00:12:59Hmm.
00:13:00But...
00:13:01But...
00:13:02I'm sorry it was Nico because he's young and enthusiastic and...
00:13:03And...
00:13:04Traitors would have listened to him.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06And how he defended himself.
00:13:07Yeah.
00:13:08And how he defended himself.
00:13:09Yes.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11And learnt.
00:13:12He learnt.
00:13:13He learnt a great defence, I thought.
00:13:14Yesterday...
00:13:15We're going to have to be better than that, aren't we?
00:13:16That really was a disaster.
00:13:17I suppose the day will come when I'll see my name on someone's slate and I don't know what
00:13:29that'll be like a stab in the heart, won't it?
00:13:30Oh, hello.
00:13:32Coming?
00:13:33aren't we that really was a disaster i suppose the day will come when i'll see my name on someone's
00:13:39slate and i don't know what that'll be like a stab in the heart won't it this morning i feel all right
00:13:55actually i don't think any eyes are on me this is great this is my tribute to paulia oh
00:14:03i love it so good how's it going oh my god nico don't i was too condensed yeah totally too sure
00:14:15here we go isn't it coming oh that's very good yeah yeah i'm delighted to be here for another day
00:14:31but i do think collectively as a group we all need to grow up here and start saying what we
00:14:36actually think you know like last night i don't know if you felt i was quite emotional and i was
00:14:40quite upset what which one didn't stop you voting for him though no but i felt bad about afterwards
00:14:47and i also felt i was almost what happened to that alliance i didn't have a mate in the car
00:14:52yeah you did not when nico i did yeah you did he was in our car the first day wasn't he and i didn't
00:14:58have a line with anyone in the car i'm not you said to us in the car day one we're all going to look
00:15:04after each other he's an alliance yeah but you know what if you think someone's a traitor you've got to
00:15:08go for it yeah he kind of stabbed nico in the back there um you know and i've no doubt that that
00:15:14dagger's gone straight in my back probably sometime soon as well so who is left now celia tom claire
00:15:26claire alan alan that's it those four i mean they are major players somehow yeah you know what i mean
00:15:38they are big figures that's shocking one of those they better not have killed c hell if they're saying
00:15:47any one of those i'm not confident that tom is not a traitor
00:15:50oh it's tom tom's gone it's tom's gone i don't believe it he was next on my list as a traitor to be honest
00:16:20have we arrived at consensus tom daily he's super smart yep yeah very perceptive lots of people
00:16:29will eventually get on to us yeah yeah and maybe we can steer the blame towards another faithful yes
00:16:35yeah yeah by the way gold medals don't count as shields do they no
00:16:41oh dear look at that
00:16:53dear tom by order of the traitors you have been murdered signed the traitors well that didn't take
00:17:03long did it i am gutted to be leaving the game i think i was murdered because i think
00:17:10people see me as a threat and i think they might think i'll weasel them out eventually
00:17:17now i guess i've got to go and uh do one final dive into my grave
00:17:29i'm really shocked by that i'm shocked yeah but you see he is smart he is a threat
00:17:35why is tom gone i was furious because i thought how can there not be tom in this room and you know
00:17:42added to the fact i've known him since he was like 12 years old so yeah i felt really bereft
00:17:47i can't work that out can you that's crazy why would you why did they get rid of tom because
00:17:53he's a threat because he's a really good game player because he's smart it was just the kind
00:17:58of impact i wanted people couldn't believe it where's tom why tom well he's been murdered deal with it
00:18:06oh my goodness good morning good morning players so as you can see
00:18:24you can see the murdering has continued and poor tom is dead
00:18:33oh my goodness i love tom so this isn't personal but it is tradition
00:18:40wow he won gold for this country that wasn't enough
00:18:52pretty soon it'll be time for a mission where you can add money to the prize fund and i leave you with
00:18:59this a chain is only as strong as its weakest link i'll see you soon
00:19:06so are they going to try and find a weak link or are we building something with a weak link
00:19:14we've got to get a traitor today though haven't we we get a trade today we've got to get one
00:19:19we've got to get a trade today i hope so i don't know why you're up to this
00:19:27wow i might just get some fresh air
00:19:32i'm absolutely guessing about tom he's one of the good guys
00:19:35he was wonderful and like that losing that level of observance yeah amongst us
00:19:41i mean who gets rid of an olympian i don't think he's done enough for this country
00:19:51why do you think they got rid of tom well look i was in a car with him once on the way back
00:19:56and i said to him who you're thinking tom his two top picks were kate and claire but if they're
00:20:03just voting for someone because they've mentioned their name and everyone knows they've mentioned
00:20:07their name right oh right i don't think they would do that necessarily because that's a it's too easy
00:20:13to trace it back to them i'm sort of trying to pin the blame of tom's murder onto kate and claire but
00:20:19as long as they banish someone who is a faithful then it's a win
00:20:26i'm kind of furious because um oh what tom was such a bloody good competitor and and interestingly
00:20:35as well i might have been he might have come up for discussion again tonight so why would you kill him
00:20:42why would you kill him he's too much of a threat he remembers too much he was too much of a threat
00:20:48i mean that's just a spectrum no i'm there with you as well he because he did say in the car that
00:20:54we were all going to make an alliance didn't he yeah but he wouldn't have known then no he's just
00:20:58thinking he needed no but you think that was game play because he wanted to be a traitor oh i think he
00:21:04certainly wants to be a traitor whether he is or not is another matter he lied point blank about the whole
00:21:10alliance thing don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining like i know what i heard
00:21:20here we go a fun day out with all the weird family the prize pot currently stands at 19 and a half
00:21:28thousand pounds in today's mission the traitors and faithful will have to work together if they
00:21:33want to bank more money let's do this then shall we there's no way there won't be an absolute massive
00:21:44legend amongst the traitors in the traitors i believe that but then do we start looking people
00:21:49like steven and alan carter and actually you jonathan to be honest well now you know what i'm really
00:21:53happy for my name to come up are you all our names are going to come up i'm faithful it's not
00:21:57i'm not worried about it you can tackle it head on yeah we can't move for traitors in this place
00:22:04just trust everybody so i don't think that's how you ended up in the coffin well alan i don't think
00:22:09would kill well that'd be twist of the century yeah also he'll probably have to move to mexico and
00:22:15change his name once he gets here my radar sends me danger but my instincts tell me to
00:22:27oh hang on oh my god oh my heavens oh god how scary gold-faced cloak people
00:22:39oh
00:22:44jesus i don't like it they statues i don't think they're real people are they
00:22:52oh my god it is no they're coming to balance no
00:22:57what's happening
00:23:02get out of it oh oh goodbye nice knowing you
00:23:09these sort of spooky cybermen cloaks gently led us away which the gentleness is almost more
00:23:18kind of sinister oh my god what do these weirdos want and then we see claudia's cabin
00:23:29that's horrible we're just terrified to know what's going to happen inside
00:23:35off to you then cut oh no this feels like scary when we walked into this cabin we were all genuinely
00:23:47scared oh what is going on chains and logs oh my gosh the roof was caving in it smelled it was like damp and it
00:23:58was really really really eerie oh look out oh hello oh my gosh chaining people the druids chained us
00:24:06to a big metal ring in the center of the cabin i've forgotten my safe word that means ring my agent
00:24:16let me let me breathe
00:24:31players welcome to the worst team building away day experience in history
00:24:38what just happened what just happened i just farted claudia
00:24:48i'm so sorry
00:24:52i'm so sorry it's nerves but i always own up i know i always own up too guys settle
00:25:00as you can see you are all chained up here's the lovely news there are 16 keys you have 25 minutes
00:25:14in which to release yourselves for every player that is released and is outside the cabin with me
00:25:20i will add 500 pounds to the pot so today you could add a whopping 8 000 pounds to the prize fund
00:25:30a tiny tip there are four keys hidden inside here the rest are outside
00:25:41a key can only be used once and also on that key is a clue as to where to find the next one
00:25:51there are two shields they are outside the cabin and there are clues to how to find them
00:25:58okay remember for every player that is released 500 pounds will be earned and try if you can have fun
00:26:09who wants to go first four or not someone's good at puzzles which is nick
00:26:21steven's good at puzzles i'm not the best at puzzles but i'm good at looking i'm good at looking and i'm
00:26:26fast players your 25 minutes starts three two one now okay okay let's start looking everywhere what
00:26:35about under the thing and you see anything i can't see a thing oh there we go something's just
00:26:42falling here there we are brilliant there's one here mark yep thank you when those keys drop down
00:26:50steven cat mark and myself were able to uncuff ourselves yeah oh the clue is water pump is that
00:26:57water pump okay right go go go okay a water pump water pump here okay okay so what does it say did it
00:27:06say anything uh yeah we've got the pump fill this uh why is it so leaky fill something uh bill oh you
00:27:14have to fill something fill that with this one oh dear there there it's that great oh yes fill this
00:27:18with water that's what it is there was three keys in the bottom of it that would float up as you filled
00:27:24the receptacle the receptacle the holy bucket for god's sake the little watering cans oil cans they all
00:27:29had holes in so fill it up out they went oh getting very wet thanks what they're about to find out is
00:27:39everything they do out here has a consequence for the people in the cabin
00:27:43just chill out now cold brown dirty water pouring everywhere over everybody nothing like the sound
00:28:05of screaming celebrities oh my god no what are they doing out there i was absolutely soaking i mean it
00:28:18was like water torture hurry up hurry up you dickheads it's slow business jeez i could hear people screaming
00:28:26and i just thought thank the universe that i am not in there i was it's filling up though look it's
00:28:32filling up it's filling up you're not going to drown to be can are you oh my god cover in the halls if
00:28:40you can if you do this sorry hurry up are you all right do you want to go i can't help you i can't help
00:28:49you in here come on guys do you want to get out yes can we have a key for celia she'd like to go there
00:28:56before she parts again she's gonna blow
00:29:01that's a good one i think that's a good one yep yep i've got it i've got it i've got it
00:29:06just three okay who are they going to release please release celia i love her
00:29:11wait hurry up celia celia celia celia lucy lucy lucy who's next
00:29:17tamika tamika she's desperate i'm out and i'm like thank you lord jesus because i didn't want to
00:29:24drown hell is that any idea what this is no no okay here we are oh look the keys are here so there's
00:29:32only two loosen everything off i think so seven of them are out of the cabin that means so far they
00:29:38braised three and a half thousand pounds nobody has gone for a shield yet oh no we need to find
00:29:44them uh screws screws here we go oh great great oh my god we had to slide the keys which were located
00:29:53at one end of the pipe to the other but in order to do that you have to kind of unscrew loads of bits
00:29:58and bobs attached to it as soon as we take this apart the keys will come off you've got to disassemble
00:30:03the whole place okay first one's out
00:30:12god there's an enormous bolt in here there we are got it
00:30:18unscrew the taps they just unscrew by themselves uh we need a spanner for this
00:30:22this is the worst hotel i've ever stayed in it went from the waterworks going to the fuse box losing
00:30:33the plot and the lights flashing it was like being in a live exorcism
00:30:39i would say the worst part of that mission was having to stand next to kate
00:30:54i'm pretty sure one of my eardrums is now perforated
00:31:01what are you doing guys we're coming we're coming darling sorry screwdriver oh my god
00:31:10who's the next lot joe they might need your muscles i think the two joes yeah
00:31:14right okay right go go go all right well done satisfaction slid it back and then the keys came
00:31:23out and we released more people okay there's keys there there and there oh yes so i guess we need to
00:31:34construct some kind of pulley this is where your physics degree comes in handy there are seven keys
00:31:40left to get they're doing really well three wheels three sets of keys to unlock the last few people
00:31:54but it just took forever you're doing brilliant it's coming down it's very slow it's very slowly geared
00:31:59that's going the wrong way wrong way wrong way oh
00:32:02what the heck oh my god holy moly feathers oh that's the smell oh god that's bad we were pummeled
00:32:18with feathers that smelt like poo there's no other way to say it oh that that's disgusting oh that's
00:32:28disgusting i was proper dry heaving it was disgusting then of course i tried to close my mouth
00:32:35and then my fingers were covered in feathers and they went up my nose oh my god it was hell oh that's
00:32:40terrible that is a bad smell joe marler just got hold of the handle and it was so fast you couldn't even
00:32:50see his hand i've never seen anything like it a few more times he's coming down towards me
00:32:55oh everyone just seemed desperate to get the last keys get the last members of the team out of the
00:33:01cabin keep going keep going all right i've got it thanks cut go cilia go oh i feel sick oh my god that
00:33:09stinks who needs undoing alan alan alan alan i've never been more pleased to see steven fry he sort of kicked
00:33:17through the door it's like the bodyguard when kevin costner rescues whitney houston he just swept me up and
00:33:24took me out that cabin come out for god's sake we're all out everyone's out everyone's out just a
00:33:34great feeling we got the money we've done it what we're looking for all the celebrities are out so
00:33:44that's brilliant they have banked all the money they are now looking for a shield how do we find the shield
00:33:51oh shit look oh god there's only two available who's going to find them first
00:34:02there's a bullcock oh my god
00:34:06you've got one you've got it yeah got one got one yeah happy days that's what i needed
00:34:14you got a shield yeah i know i'm so pissed i'm feeling really vulnerable and i desperately wanted
00:34:20to get a shield and here is the most precious thing of all thank god that means i can't get
00:34:27murdered tonight by the traitors doesn't mean i can't get banished obviously
00:34:31oh my god that's so disgusting oh well done mark you're safe very very relieved that i've at least
00:34:47got one decent night's sleep players well done all of you managed to get out of the cabin in time that
00:34:54means eight thousand pounds is added to the prize two shields were on offer claire and mark you were
00:35:04both protected from murder but as you all know nobody is protected from banishment go back to the castle
00:35:11clean up that was quite a laugh for you well there is that the round table not so much i'll see you back
00:35:20at the castle well done it'll be interesting actually mark and claire knowing that they're
00:35:28protected yes will claire be bolder mark was quite bold oh yeah he was actually and he didn't have a
00:35:34shoulder oh yeah last night around the round table you said you thought mark because he's standing back
00:35:44but i think he's just trying to be a good faithful that's the problem and observe that but like i said
00:35:49when you are faithful in the moment you're going to react i find it very hard to see something and
00:35:56then look around yeah i think he's a traitor
00:36:03that's staggeringly bad look at this oh my god very shocked by those that walked in with their boots still on
00:36:20go away how you doing hello hello what are you guys thinking about
00:36:32i'm not going to hold back i think i held back too much last night well i might take more of a
00:36:37back seat because i did i didn't hold back but you're in a great position because you've a shield so
00:36:41you have to do that well if we want to to catch the traitors we all collectively have to
00:36:47grow a pair i think who did you vote for who do you develop for mark how do you feel about that
00:36:55to me these traitors are very clever i think uh-huh i do i really do i also think it's a really hard
00:37:11job to be a faithful i did not take that on but actually the job of finding the traitors we've got
00:37:17we've got to roll up our sleeves and do it actually i'm going to go and snoop and listen
00:37:22to other conversations yeah that's a good idea i'm snooping around the place trying to work out
00:37:29what people are up to so if i was a traitor i'd be worried because i'm vocal in my investigations
00:37:39i'm just talking about the round table round table don't know what we're going to say no i don't
00:37:43but i've just left the table with the girls in the um breakfast room to snoop on other conversations
00:37:55you know if you're snooping you know you're meant to not tell people you're snooping
00:38:00first law of snooping first lesson at snoop school don't tell people you're snooping
00:38:06yeah who are you voting for two options go on then all right one two three okay fine one two three
00:38:21steven are you really yeah you player
00:38:28do you want to hear my reason i went around the whole
00:38:31table the other day i think he's the only one who would have the gumption to murder paloma you
00:38:39wouldn't alan definitely wouldn't no that's why i think he's a faithful yeah the only reason i'm
00:38:45thinking steven yeah he's because he got it wrong last night so it made me get it wrong so i look to
00:38:51fall that never happens
00:38:57steven is my absolute faithful faithful because i think claudia will want to see if steven can break
00:39:05the code maybe claudia picked a war to be had between the traitor team led by the big dog jonathan
00:39:14jonathan against the faithful team led by the faithful big dog of steven yes i think and then
00:39:21that's the i think she's gone i want to see which team's going to win that's what i think
00:39:35today our celebrities were chained up locked in a cabin desperate to get out they're about to be
00:39:49locked in a different kind of room and at the round table nobody wants to leave
00:39:54i am just hoping and praying i'm okay i know my name's gonna come up i ain't ready to go i've got
00:40:11more to give it'll probably be to my detriment but i won't be holding back at the round table i'm out
00:40:20for blood that is the blood of certain jonathan ross i think the traitors have been really good at
00:40:30manipulating us i'm trying to remember that everybody in the castle could be a traitor and
00:40:35it doesn't matter how much i liked them all of them could be traitors
00:40:39players welcome back to the round table today you banked eight thousand pounds that means the prize
00:40:57fund currently stands at 27 500 pounds remember if there are any traitors left at the end they take
00:41:09all of the money for their chosen charity as well as all the glory before tonight's banishment
00:41:18i have a question who can you trust who are you suspicious of players the floor is yours
00:41:27i'll start off i just think myself included in this we all need to be a bit more forthcoming
00:41:45with our opinions and everyone has their theories and i felt like last night people were kind of just
00:41:50hopping on the bandwagon to not draw attention to themselves we're not going to catch the traitors
00:42:01i've been going around snooping at the way people behave in the day who talks to who and who doesn't
00:42:09talk to who if i was a traitor would i be uh nervous of my fellow traitor to to be seen discussing and
00:42:20i've watched and most people are but there are some people who don't talk to each other
00:42:27who okay cat
00:42:38and charlotte for instance
00:42:41i've not ever spotted that i feel like i do talk to you charlotte i'm sure i'm sure you do
00:42:46but i'm just i'm just clutching at all the straws with bars honestly this is the way we have to think
00:42:52that's what you can do but yeah miss celia after the selection was made you did i mean you float
00:43:02anyway you float into a room but you floated into the bar very confidently it was like yeah you know
00:43:10you know leading lady so there is that if we're talking about people changing and i noticed you
00:43:17are quite clever just with the words you use you know i've done some snooping and then you know you'll
00:43:22throw in a curveball charlotte you know if we're going to talk about deflection you're very good
00:43:27those words are very honest to say that i have been and and looking at everybody well we all have been
00:43:33yes that's the game we can consider at least that at least one of the traitors is a very strong mind and
00:43:39a very ruthless and brilliant mind i think both the people that i have suggested are brilliant
00:43:47charlatan cat charlatan cat and i admire them and one more thing to add is who is the least likely
00:43:57person to have killed paloma the least likely
00:44:03alan exactly you're saying that it could be alan because we would think it wouldn't be it couldn't be
00:44:08there's no one it couldn't be no there's no one it could but but that's my point the one person
00:44:14that would do the big deflect would be alan
00:44:20i still don't think he would anyway i just i wouldn't do it and i know i know but that that's
00:44:28as easy as that i yeah yeah i was just uh just in shock really and i just don't know how the traitors
00:44:40did it i just i just don't know i i generally don't know
00:44:47yesterday with the coffin now it was a big shock for everybody but when i turn around i saw mark
00:44:55who had distanced himself from the group and was looking at everyone absolutely and then today
00:45:03the same thing with tom being gone it's like how could it be tom and again i felt that you were
00:45:12maybe looking at me to see my reaction and i was quite surprised that you didn't have the shock value
00:45:19on your face uh fair enough i i mean i absolutely understand why you're saying that but traitors
00:45:27know tom's not coming through the door this morning we don't yes so i thought that that was a really
00:45:34good way of trying to assess people's reactions to big shocks i hear what you're saying but for me
00:45:41i found it very telling telling about what that i'm a traitor obviously i want to know as well but
00:45:50it's much more it's much more important to get traitors out so yes i'm watching you because yes i still
00:45:57do believe you are the highest in my sort of percentage levels of who is a traitor and you did
00:46:03go on the offensive to me before i even mentioned you at all you know going on the offensive smacks a
00:46:09little bit more to me of guilt even though it really pains me to say it the slight change in
00:46:17behavior did chime a little bit with me in terms of i felt that you were a little bit jittery and um
00:46:23i can't lie and say that it's not it's not on my mind and i'm sorry about that you are wrong okay you
00:46:28are wrong i really don't know what to say i don't have any game plan and such you know i'm just being me
00:46:35and i can tell you i am a faithful i've got to say tamika in your defense and response this evening
00:46:43i haven't been convinced i feel like you've been deflective but there's not been much substance you're
00:46:48not really backing it up with anything i don't know what else to say this is this is me yeah i i this
00:46:56really is worth i absolutely don't think it's you thank you i don't i do have one theory though that
00:47:04claudia's um chosen to wage a war between two big dogs and one's leading the faithfuls and one's
00:47:12leading the traitors and i would if i was claudia i'd go let's go with big dog jr and big dog sf
00:47:21you know but i can't work out which which is which uh yeah no it makes sense and of course i thought
00:47:28the same thing myself and i was terrified to be chosen to be a traitor i have to tell you that i'm
00:47:32not a traitor but of course i would say that in either case
00:47:38i keep thinking about murdering paloma and how it would take a bit of um metal to do that yeah who do
00:47:48i think would be prepared to do that and i went around and i hate saying it now but the only person
00:47:54i could think who might do it is you jonathan i would go paloma or have the metal to do it i would
00:48:02have to agree with you i would have the metal to kill i think um but no i didn't do it i don't
00:48:08it's very hard to prove a negative sort of thing it's like i didn't do it i didn't do it i can see
00:48:12why you think i would do it i don't know really how to tell you i didn't kill paloma other than
00:48:18saying i didn't kill not that you don't like paloma but you'd know that it would cause everyone to go
00:48:23what well i actually have two bones to pick with you jonathan i'm gonna like the firework
00:48:34it's it's actually before i think the traders were even picked but it just
00:48:37was kind of behavior that was indicative of a game player i think um and it was
00:48:46one uh one of the first things you did was make an alliance with nico and me and claire in the car
00:48:53you said it in the car did he yeah what did i say yeah you said we're an alliance i did not say we're
00:48:59an alliance yes you did we're an alliance yes guys i swear i have not said the word you didn't know okay
00:49:06i'm not going to say i'm saying you've misremembered i have not said to anyone
00:49:10i'm alive i've said to people i totally believe you're faithful i've said to people i'm not voting
00:49:14for you i have not said to anyone we're in alliance i did not say that i think what you would in the
00:49:21moment i think you actually were doing it for nico and ruth's benefit because you felt they didn't
00:49:25know anyone you said yes you did yes you did i promise you did and then i just felt like you
00:49:33blindsided nico that's how i feel about it personally i just thought that those two things
00:49:40together were kind of indicative of the nico sorry but the nico thing we blindside nico i was clear to
00:49:45nico i said very clearly to him and i've said this to others here i'm hearing your name i know he is not
00:49:50here sadly to corroborate this and those of you will know i have come around to other individuals here
00:49:56and said i've heard your name and i'm that's how i'm trying to play the game which is by testing
00:50:02all the theories i hear with all the individuals and it's partly because i want to be uh transparent
00:50:07but also because i want to see your reaction to it so that's why i'm doing it and that's why i did
00:50:10say that to nico players the time for talk is over please write down the name of the person
00:50:21you believe is a traitor
00:50:40joe marla we'll start with you who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:50:45i've gone with you kate it was you who pointed me in the direction of nica it's the only bit of
00:50:53evidence i had to go on lucy david i think you're the smartest person here but the least likely that
00:51:01i would i wouldn't even pick and that's why i'm picking you but but uh but because i didn't
00:51:08i was gonna go watch it but i don't think it is jonathan he's just too it's too believable
00:51:14kat i've gone kind of with the theory of the big dogs and gone for you mr fry because you are just
00:51:24so intelligent and would be an incredible traitor thank you steven well i've taken the same sort of
00:51:31path as cat really and and uh i just think that she fits the profile charlotte
00:51:40joe wilkinson um i've gone for jonathan because of the big dog theory as well bar way the other way
00:51:47celia um because i noticed kat was nervous as a kitten tonight also that she would take the challenge
00:51:55of being a traitor and do it brilliantly jonathan who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:52:01i'm going with ruth even though i wasn't suspecting you before i'm now thinking you might be a traitor
00:52:06because you are going for me with uh what is not i don't believe genuine evidence
00:52:13so a vote count one for kate one for david one for stephen one for charlotte one for jonathan
00:52:24one for cat and one for ruth it is wide open charlotte who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:52:35i voted for you tamika i just wasn't convinced by your argument tonight i'm sorry claire alan i've
00:52:44gone on the basis of the least likely person to have killed paloma was you therefore
00:52:50david well we keep saying that the traitors are extraordinarily clever so i've gone for
00:52:57the cleverest person not just around this table but the cleverest person i've ever met which is steven
00:53:04nick um i have voted for you tamika
00:53:10ruth
00:53:11i voted for jonathan i think your behavior from the get-go was extremely indicative of the game
00:53:17player tamika i've gone for one of the big dogs which is miss celia which i think that you could
00:53:27play the role of a traitor quite lovely alan i've also gone for celia i think
00:53:36there's a lot of projection going on and i think next time she goes snooping she should look in the mirror
00:53:43thank you
00:53:47so a vote count and leading the way with two votes each are tamika stephen
00:53:55jonathan and celia there are only two votes left
00:54:01left this could go any way
00:54:09mark who do you believe is a traitor and why i vote for tamika again just because of everything
00:54:15we've talked about and because i still believe that she's a traitor i hope i'm wrong but i still believe
00:54:20she is so if tamika gets one more vote she is banished
00:54:26if stephen jonathan or celia get a vote it's a tie
00:54:34it all comes down to this last vote kate who do you believe is a traitor and why
00:54:41i'm afraid i voted for tamika
00:54:57i'm sorry tamika i have not convinced at all you're a traitor but i i just didn't know and
00:55:06i had done nothing to go on i'm so sorry tamika you have received the most votes please come up here and
00:55:13come up here and join me
00:55:30tamika you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle please now reveal are
00:55:36you a faithful or are you a traitor it has been really lovely meeting all of you it really has been
00:55:46i'm just a bit stunned if i'm honest
00:55:53i am
00:56:00a faithful
00:56:04oh
00:56:06you have got to get your act together because tonight
00:56:34another faithful will be murdered
00:56:38so sleep well if you can
00:56:50that was tough it really was i was in a state of
00:56:54slowly increasing panic for most of the evening i know i've got a few people on my side i might have
00:57:00got away with it but i'll be honest with you i am the luckiest traitor in the land
00:57:04i don't know what a massive target on my back
00:57:11how are you feeling
00:57:15no one's got anything to go on
00:57:16i'm feeling rubbish i'm feeling rubbish that i led the charge against tamika and she's a faithful
00:57:26no one's got anything to do
00:57:37i got it very wrong and i'm sorry to nico
00:57:39who are we gonna do this is
00:57:40this is terrifying isn't it i literally can't believe it i mean dear god oh my lordy lord what a
00:57:49absolutely horrible outcome how are you doing
00:57:52I was...
00:57:55Barking up the wrong tree for three days.
00:57:57That's how I'm doing. Yeah.
00:57:59Brilliant. Persuaded people to get rid of our faith.
00:58:02Brilliant.
00:58:03I also had my suspicions of Tamika,
00:58:06my wrong suspicions of Tamika, like,
00:58:08it wasn't just you, like...
00:58:11Yeah. It really, really sucks.
00:58:18Do you want to top it now?
00:58:19Of course I do. Thank you, matey.
00:58:21Honestly.
00:58:23Oh, my God. Terrifying.
00:58:25It's enough to give you a hard time. I know!
00:58:28And then Claire goes for me.
00:58:31But do you know what?
00:58:32Our names are just going to come up more and more and more,
00:58:35so we just have to get used to it.
00:58:37But I've got nothing to go on.
00:58:39Was you genuinely that for Jonathan?
00:58:41Do you genuinely think?
00:58:43That he's a traitor? Yeah, absolutely.
00:58:45I'm a lot tougher than I look.
00:58:46And I think that I'm onto something with Jonathan.
00:58:51It's getting boring now.
00:58:53Just banishing faithfuls all the time.
00:58:56Hello, people.
00:58:57Hello!
00:58:59What an absolute hammer blow of a...
00:59:02I mean, isn't it horrible, Alan, when your name comes up?
00:59:04Because you just think,
00:59:05Oh, my God.
00:59:06We were both up twice, weren't we?
00:59:07Yeah, yeah. No, me only once.
00:59:09Oh, you were only once.
00:59:09I'm not a unpopular issue.
00:59:13Do you know why I voted you? Can I be honest with you?
00:59:15It was that fart in the hut.
00:59:17I'm tired.
00:59:26Off you go.
00:59:27If you can get up.
00:59:28Goodbye, guys.
00:59:29Bye, lad.
00:59:34Would you have thrown Jonathan under the bus?
00:59:37I think I would have liked to die.
00:59:39If one more person came, I would have put his name.
00:59:46But I'm a nice person.
00:59:50I think me and Kat are thick as thieves.
00:59:52We are...
00:59:53We just...
00:59:54We just don't want Jonathan to drag us down,
00:59:56and we will get rid if we have to.
00:59:57Another round table and another faithful vanished,
01:00:09and Tamika has gone.
01:00:11And it's only about to get worse for the faithful,
01:00:14as the traitors are going to meet
01:00:16and murder again under the cover of darkness.
01:00:19Whoa.
01:00:41That was crazy.
01:00:44I didn't know where that was going to go.
01:00:46Yeah, yeah.
01:00:46Well, I thought I was going to wind up in a draw situation.
01:00:48I thought you were getting one.
01:00:50I didn't think you'd get any more.
01:00:50I was surprised you got one, but Celia...
01:00:52I think that was just random.
01:00:53That's Celia being Celia.
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55We've got some heat on us now.
01:00:56You are at risk.
01:00:57Claire isn't going to stop.
01:00:58Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
01:01:00I would have killed her off.
01:01:01She is on you,
01:01:02and she's not going to let go of that at the moment.
01:01:04The other shield is...
01:01:05Who's got the other shield?
01:01:06Mark.
01:01:06I mean, Mark is feeling pretty low at the minute
01:01:09because he sort of went after Tamika,
01:01:11and, yeah, so...
01:01:12So, I'm not worried about Mark.
01:01:13That's fine.
01:01:14So, those two have got the shields.
01:01:15Ruth, we can't...
01:01:18No.
01:01:18No, I disagree.
01:01:19Can I say why?
01:01:19Oh.
01:01:20I would be an idiot to kill Ruth.
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:22Unless they go with the triple-double-bluff thing,
01:01:24and I can try and argue against it and say,
01:01:26look, if I was a traitor,
01:01:27I wouldn't have done that.
01:01:28Why put myself in the final line?
01:01:30She's not going to stop.
01:01:31She was so virulent.
01:01:33Every roundtable, she's going to say your name.
01:01:36It could backfire on you,
01:01:37and people could get paranoid and think,
01:01:42well, what if it is the double-bluff, double-bluff?
01:01:45Because people think of a triple-bluff now.
01:01:47That's how much...
01:01:48Oh, what if it's the other side of the coin?
01:01:51Charlotte Church gets it wrong every time,
01:01:55but she says it with such conviction.
01:01:57She said, Tameka, yeah.
01:02:00I don't think much of your argument.
01:02:01She does it hard.
01:02:02She does it hard.
01:02:03I mean, do we get rid of Charlotte?
01:02:06Because she's so loud and wrong,
01:02:08we can use that to our advantage,
01:02:09because eventually people are going to go,
01:02:11come on now, hold on, why are you always wrong?
01:02:14What about David?
01:02:15David is a possibility, and that's a good one.
01:02:18David is intelligent.
01:02:20He's very smart, and he's very perceptive,
01:02:23and maybe it can put a little bit of heat on Lucy,
01:02:26because she was the only one to vote for him.
01:02:29And I think other faithful will start listening to him
01:02:31more as the game goes on,
01:02:32so there's a danger that he might become
01:02:33an important force against us.
01:02:35Yes.
01:02:35So, we've got Ruth, David...
01:02:40David.
01:02:40...and Charlotte.
01:02:47We've come to a decision.
01:02:49They need to be taught a lesson.
01:02:51And I know the person who would like to teach them that lesson.
01:02:55Right, I'll get right in.
01:02:59Let's go.
01:03:00Come on, then.
01:03:02Express delivery.
01:03:35...
01:03:37...
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47:15
47:29
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