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00:00:00Aro, aro, there's kino
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00:03:24Aro, there is kino
00:03:26Aro, there is kino
00:03:28Aro, there is kino
00:03:30There is kino
00:03:32Aro, there is kino
00:03:34Aro, there is kino
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00:03:38Aro, there is kino
00:03:40Aro, there is kino
00:03:42Aro, there is kino
00:03:44Aro, there is kino
00:03:46I understand
00:03:47Aro, there is kino
00:03:48Poor me, poor me
00:03:49I'm ruined
00:03:50How does the theatre open?
00:03:53Did you understand?
00:03:54I explained myself well
00:03:55It's like walking on eggshells
00:03:57Light, light
00:03:58Aro, there is kino
00:04:06Look, look at this one, the hair on her legs
00:04:08Remove hair from your legs
00:04:10And it goes
00:04:16Eh, dear Rosalia, you are right
00:04:23But your husband had regular permission
00:04:25For the opening of this theater by the civil authorities
00:04:27From the civil authorities
00:04:29New political currents
00:04:31Because you depended on us
00:04:33Never
00:04:34My husband is a dirty girl
00:04:35His is an inspiration from the devil
00:04:37Render to Caesar what is Caesar's
00:04:38To the devil what belongs to the devil
00:04:40But this is God's
00:04:41Why don't you hit him on the head?
00:04:43It will be like a real blessing
00:04:45We cannot allow this outrage
00:04:48The whole country is watching us
00:04:49Well, maybe that's right, dear Rosalia
00:04:51But we must not forget
00:04:52That the church is like a great mother
00:04:54Always ready to forgive
00:04:55And to welcome into his arms
00:04:57Even his worst children
00:04:58Yes, yes
00:04:59But he is not a son of the church
00:05:01He's a great son of a...
00:05:02Donna Rosalia
00:05:03A little moderation
00:05:05We all know you are an exemplary woman
00:05:08Maybe a little instinctive
00:05:10Perhaps...
00:05:11But when it's needed, it's needed
00:05:13Oh, finally!
00:05:15Finally!
00:05:17Come on, scold hard!
00:05:19Stiglia!
00:05:22Shoulders first
00:05:24And after the legs
00:05:30What wash?
00:05:31Brother, look at this scandal!
00:05:37Uiginino, this is disgusting
00:05:39Who is?
00:05:40But Francesco!
00:05:41Oh!
00:05:42Hey!
00:05:47You saw how disgusting it was, Brother Francesco
00:05:49Have you seen?
00:05:50But what kind of show is this?
00:05:51But do you know who got me that woman there?
00:05:53Is there is there?
00:05:54And there are comparisons with me!
00:05:55I didn't bring those women
00:05:57Ah, you didn't wear them?
00:05:58Ah, I used to wear those women
00:05:59Ah, you didn't bring them?
00:06:00I carried those women
00:06:01Well done my son, well done
00:06:02I'm glad to see that you're sorry.
00:06:04Of having organized such a show
00:06:06But of course, I'm very sorry.
00:06:07Are you truly sorry?
00:06:08Do you understand that you give them certainties?
00:06:09He's sorry, sorry eh
00:06:10Ah, you're finally sorry, you're sorry eh
00:06:13You are sorry
00:06:14Of course, I'm sorry.
00:06:15But you must repent publicly
00:06:16You must repent
00:06:17Did you understand?
00:06:18Yes, yes, yes, I'll take care of it, Brother Francesco
00:06:20I've already decided what I have to do
00:06:21Well done my son
00:06:22I'm going to Rome
00:06:23Oh, good son of mine
00:06:24Go to Rome
00:06:25Your trip to Rome can save everything
00:06:27Yes, everything
00:06:28I have already written to Pagiolini
00:06:29He's a director
00:06:30He'll put on the show for me at dinner
00:06:31Did you understand?
00:06:32I was saying that...
00:06:33Nooo, I was saying go to Rome
00:06:35Which is the center of pilgrimages, isn't it?
00:06:37And you can find peace there
00:06:38Yes
00:06:39You can find forgiveness
00:06:40And you can find...
00:06:41The streppettisti
00:06:42He is in Rome, father
00:06:43What do you make me say, miserable women?
00:06:45I didn't mean to imply that.
00:06:46What?
00:06:47Pilgrims from all over the world flock to Rome
00:06:51Rome is the center, it is the cradle
00:06:53Soft life
00:06:54Nooo
00:06:55Calm down, Brother Francis.
00:06:56Calm down, you'll see what I'll do with this town
00:06:58I will make it a little Paris
00:07:00All roads lead to Rome
00:07:02Brother Francis
00:07:03I'm going to Rome
00:07:04Yes, yes, let's go
00:07:05Let's go to Rome
00:07:06Let's go to Rome
00:07:07Let's go to Rome
00:07:08In Rome
00:07:09He saw peace
00:07:10He goes to Rome
00:07:11He goes to Rome
00:07:12But what Rome?
00:07:13He goes to hell
00:07:15It is
00:07:16Courage, Rosalia
00:07:19The incommunicability
00:07:23The alienation
00:07:24The problems of the authenticity of the conscious subject
00:07:26Hello, Odeletra
00:07:27I tell you that my wife communicates
00:07:28Communicate
00:07:29Communicate
00:07:30Ingrid tries too
00:07:31But the incommunicability
00:07:32The alienation
00:07:33You teach me
00:07:34The experience
00:07:35Puola?
00:07:36Apple?
00:07:37Puola?
00:07:38Puola?
00:07:39Instinctively
00:07:44It's a semantic problem
00:07:46Melanna
00:07:47It's the jungle
00:07:48Try Ingrid
00:07:49Which is a quack of civilization
00:07:51Ingrid has no problems
00:07:56It's free instinct again
00:07:58Doctor Fagiolini
00:08:03Doctor Fagiolini
00:08:05Good morning
00:08:07Who is Doctor Fagiolini?
00:08:08Is that her?
00:08:09No, no, no
00:08:10It's him
00:08:11Oh, sorry so much
00:08:12Good morning
00:08:13Allow yourself
00:08:14I'm Luigi Belletti
00:08:15And I wrote that letter from Calabria
00:08:16Do you remember me?
00:08:17Yes
00:08:18And I told her the letter
00:08:19I have to inaugurate my theater down in town
00:08:21And I need his direction
00:08:22For a great three-minute show
00:08:24Do you remember?
00:08:25Yes, yes
00:08:26Oh, well, we did it.
00:08:27This is Cece, my secretary
00:08:28Say hello to the Doctor
00:08:29Pleasure
00:08:30My wife
00:08:31My scriptwriter, my right assistant and my secretary
00:08:34Pappanillo
00:08:35Pappanillo
00:08:36Pappanillo
00:08:37Siente Doctor
00:08:38As I told you in my letter
00:08:39I need this number of strepetisse
00:08:41Very exciting thing
00:08:42But above all of his direction
00:08:43Yes, yes
00:08:44Oh, am I talking to him?
00:08:45Yes
00:08:46Yes I talk to him
00:08:47But you are unlucky
00:08:48Why?
00:08:49Because the Doctor is no longer interested in theatre, in strepetisse
00:08:50No
00:08:51He was cast in an American film production
00:08:53They are billions Doctor, they are billions
00:08:55Yes, okay I understand
00:08:56But let's continue with my strepetisse
00:08:57I like that one
00:09:00Oh, chickpea, let's not start
00:09:02We came to Rome to do business.
00:09:03Not to live the social life
00:09:04Did you understand?
00:09:05But that's not a socialite
00:09:06What the fuck?
00:09:07But you don't understand anything
00:09:08Did you hear?
00:09:09There are no more strepetisse numbers
00:09:10The Doctor no longer does theatre
00:09:12We are ruined
00:09:13Do me a favor, I'm exhausted.
00:09:14I can't take it anymore, I'm dead tired
00:09:16I came to Calabria
00:09:17Standing?
00:09:18On foot, no
00:09:19I came here on foot
00:09:20To find Doctor Pagliolini
00:09:21And what did you bring?
00:09:22Brought my secretary
00:09:23But that's not enough
00:09:24No
00:09:25You brought some money
00:09:26But yes, there is
00:09:27Do you have any money?
00:09:28And sure enough, I have my checkbook here with me.
00:09:30And he wants me to have no money
00:09:31And are they signed?
00:09:32Yes, very well signed
00:09:33Then he took
00:09:35Then you are very lucky
00:09:36But he did it
00:09:37We accept
00:09:38Because coming from Paris
00:09:39A plane loaded with
00:09:40Look
00:09:41Where
00:09:42You see?
00:09:43And he doesn't see them anymore
00:09:45A plane loaded with
00:09:47A plane loaded with
00:09:49A plane loaded with
00:09:51A plane loaded with
00:09:52A plane loaded with
00:09:54A plane loaded with
00:10:05A plane loaded with
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00:16:06Special edition.
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00:20:41They sent me lots of bananas from Africa as a gift. Who's going to buy them?
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00:21:53But no, no, just to exist there.
00:21:54But what are you paying for?
00:21:56Now I'll show you an example.
00:21:58Ingrid, show him how an American tourist would walk.
00:22:02Did you understand?
00:22:03Okay, okay.
00:22:08Love!
00:22:14Well, please, watch it.
00:22:19Thank you very much.
00:22:23Ingrid, now show us how a stick would walk.
00:22:30Good, good, good, good!
00:22:40One, one, one, one, one...
00:22:43From here.
00:22:45Olivia Cabez!
00:22:47Good morning everyone.
00:23:17Good morning everyone.
00:23:47I've always read that you say them in viavenus after the remains.
00:23:54Listen, don't talk nonsense, or they'll go back to the country.
00:23:56Let's go.
00:23:57Did you see? It makes Dr. Maggiolino suffer.
00:23:59I didn't mean to offend.
00:24:00Let's go.
00:24:00What does it offer?
00:24:01But I'm not offended, it's just that we're late.
00:24:03Why?
00:24:03Because I have to show you a very sophisticated striptease.
00:24:06Another one you will undress.
00:24:07Let's go.
00:24:08Let's go.
00:24:09So, pay them all, right?
00:24:10Sure, I'll pay.
00:24:11Let's go?
00:24:11Don Luigi, shall we go?
00:24:17You are.
00:24:18In my country I bought a bar.
00:24:20Don Luigi.
00:24:20Here I come.
00:24:21Leave the rest, Dr. Maggiolini.
00:24:23I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:24:24I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:24:54I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:25:24I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:25:53I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:26:23He heard me say that the billions from the Agricultural Consortium have disappeared.
00:26:32Father, I call you little of my sand.
00:26:36You mustn't believe the newspaper, or you'll die of a heart attack.
00:26:53Well, what do you say?
00:27:07Awesome, I find him really right-handed.
00:27:10Above all, a very fresh number.
00:27:11How do you find it, Adelaida?
00:27:13Chilling, shocking.
00:27:16Summery, refreshing.
00:27:19And you, when do you wake up?
00:27:20When I take a bath.
00:27:22And when do you take a bath?
00:27:41Oh, but come on, I'm glad you're okay.
00:27:44I'm going to take a bath too.
00:27:50There, you see?
00:28:05That statue is like a Baltito introducing himself to the electorate.
00:28:09He can put and change.
00:28:29It changes again.
00:28:30Bio 48
00:28:36Chimbi
00:28:38What executives
00:28:42Thank you all
00:28:44And
00:28:46Who
00:28:53Thank you all.
00:29:23Now change again.
00:29:53Pomette and change.
00:30:09Pomette and change.
00:30:39What is he doing now?
00:30:46He strangles her.
00:30:47The electorate that ends up strangled.
00:30:50All the palm trees will be many for you.
00:31:06And the butter in the gardens is made into little faces.
00:31:13And I'm a futurist, my goodness, what a hold up, my goodness, what a hold up.
00:31:18And who are you, the State of Liberty?
00:31:26So, did you like this number?
00:31:28Wonderful.
00:31:29Listen, Dr. Fagiolini, like all the numbers I've seen so far.
00:31:32He knows I'm happy.
00:31:34Yes?
00:31:34Ah, my plans are about to come true.
00:31:37The country will go crazy.
00:31:38I wrote to my wife too, you know.
00:31:39Ah, why did you marry him?
00:31:40Yes, I am married.
00:31:46What good wind from the door, dear Rosalia?
00:31:49I received a telegram from Luigi.
00:31:51From Rome?
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:52Well, what does he say?
00:31:53Here's what he says.
00:31:55Found the show, exceptional, inauguration, theatre, stop.
00:31:58I will bring sweet life to our country with beautiful naked women.
00:32:02You or Luigi?
00:32:03Do you understand what that stuff is?
00:32:05What should we do?
00:32:07What should we do?
00:32:08And what are we supposed to do with that scoundrel?
00:32:11He wanted to do things his own way.
00:32:13I grew it.
00:32:14From the baptismal font to marriage.
00:32:17What a great success he gave me.
00:32:18Page, what do you say?
00:32:19Luigi's sins, they pour out on me.
00:32:21No, and what do you have to do with it, my daughter?
00:32:23Yet I say yes.
00:32:24I had a bad dream last night.
00:32:25I dreamed of the devil.
00:32:27Oh mama.
00:32:27Oh, Page, confess to me.
00:32:29All right, daughter.
00:32:29Right away, right away.
00:32:31I suffer from the cioppo.
00:32:33And even the flowers suffer under this sun.
00:32:38Go to the rectory and gather yourself in prayer.
00:32:40All right, Page.
00:32:41I go.
00:32:48He's a very lucky guy.
00:32:50You got it, Page.
00:32:51You got it, Page.
00:32:51They lead me to have to die.
00:32:53Unfortunately.
00:32:54Good night.
00:32:55We are tired.
00:32:56Good night.
00:32:57We are tired, let's go to sleep.
00:32:59Good night, good night.
00:33:00Good night.
00:33:01How tired, how tired.
00:33:02But go sleep on the grass.
00:33:05But you.
00:33:06I won, I won.
00:33:08True, true.
00:33:08But I never win.
00:33:10True, true.
00:33:11True, true.
00:33:12True.
00:33:13For us women, stripping is not difficult at all.
00:33:25After all, Eve was naked.
00:33:28After that they covered it up.
00:33:30So he had to learn to dress and not undress.
00:33:34And dressing well is a more difficult thing for a woman.
00:33:37But the trouble is that the men behind come to undress, not to dress.
00:33:42And men divide them into three categories.
00:33:46The materialists, the spiritualists and the downright negatives.
00:33:52And which ones do you prefer?
00:33:54Those who belong to the category.
00:33:56Which happily give away jewels, spiders, villas.
00:34:04And then they leave me alone.
00:34:08Poor men.
00:34:09Ah, I don't pity them at all.
00:34:14What to think of this Don Luigi?
00:34:16Ah, he's a provincial.
00:34:19Please don't say.
00:34:21Please don't doubt that.
00:34:22I am a seven-generation Calabrian.
00:34:24I look like my mother too.
00:34:26Deep down in every woman's soul there is a courtesan.
00:34:29Imagine that I was raised in an orphanage in Hadrian.
00:34:31Oh, that's why I never drank a drop of breast milk.
00:34:34So what am I supposed to say?
00:34:36In Naples the war, the bombings, the Canadians, Americans, Australians, Moroccans.
00:34:42There were 12 of us kids in the same situation.
00:34:44But not me.
00:34:45I seven generations.
00:34:46Okay, let's not talk about this sadness.
00:34:48Please, are there any of you Poo's children?
00:34:53Poo?
00:34:53Pure legitimate heirs, give me a flame though.
00:34:57What's up?
00:34:58Okay, he was joking.
00:35:05What are you doing?
00:35:06He won't do it to you.
00:35:09It's a joke.
00:35:11We played a joke.
00:35:12But you were scared, huh?
00:35:13I was scared, huh?
00:35:15I was scared.
00:35:17These are Poo's pranks to finish.
00:35:18You don't want to do these things anymore because now they really work.
00:35:21Dr. Fagiolino is good, it's even a trick of the machine.
00:35:26Now...
00:35:26You liked it, huh?
00:35:28But let's get back to the serious matter, Dr. Fagiolino, because I can't waste any more days.
00:35:31I mean, have you thought of any other numbers for my show?
00:35:39That?
00:35:41Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:35:51I mean, have you thought of any other numbers for my show?
00:36:21Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:36:51Thank you all.
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00:44:51I understand.
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