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00:00:00Thank you all
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00:03:00As for you, Lorenzo? I recommend Giulietta.
00:03:02He's only 17, he never makes me worry
00:03:05Don't worry, I'll treat her just like my own daughter.
00:03:07But how did I manage to marry a fool like you?
00:03:11Shall we go?
00:03:13But why didn't you tell that little thing?
00:03:17Juliet, don't you know how happy I am to be on this holiday with you?
00:03:20I'm stopping at the bar for a moment
00:03:21Look at me eating the last cappuccino and croissant
00:03:23May it be the last truly Victory
00:03:25Otherwise, what's the point of going all the way to Brittany for thalassotherapy?
00:03:28So, what's the point? What are we going to do there?
00:03:30Look, Brittany is beautiful.
00:03:32There is a beautiful sea, there is a countryside
00:03:34Yes, but we don't go to the beach
00:03:35We don't go to the countryside
00:03:37We're going to lock ourselves in a clinic to lose weight
00:03:38You and that other fat girl
00:03:40Vittoria, please
00:03:42You said a croissant, but also the rib eye
00:03:45Come on, don't scold me
00:03:47Mine is a nervous hunger
00:03:48No, you really like to eat
00:03:50Give a carmata
00:03:50A malerian foot
00:03:51Giulia, you
00:03:52Julia?
00:03:56Julia?
00:03:57Julia?
00:03:58Giulia, oh my god, Giulia
00:04:02Frigasi, who are closing the flight
00:04:04Here I am, here I am, here I am
00:04:05Excuse me
00:04:09That my dad couldn't find a parking space
00:04:12And he couldn't accompany you inside
00:04:14Girls, have a seat.
00:04:16Thank you
00:04:17Hello, girls
00:04:18Until we meet again
00:04:18Sorry, please bear with me.
00:04:21Good morning, miss.
00:04:21Good morning
00:04:22It's me and my son
00:04:22We should have two pre-assigned seats
00:04:2414A and 14B
00:04:25But come on
00:04:26Look at that
00:04:26Unfortunately it's late
00:04:29The flight is closing
00:04:30And the seats have been assigned
00:04:31To other passengers
00:04:32You have to sleep late
00:04:33I told you
00:04:33You have to sleep late
00:04:34They give away his seats
00:04:35They give it away
00:04:36Madonna, dad
00:04:36But who cares?
00:04:37And of course he cares.
00:04:38He sleeps straight away
00:04:39Up to Miami
00:04:39He understood me
00:04:40Maybe it happens to me
00:04:41A crazy American neighbor
00:04:42Let it break inside my ear
00:04:43For 11 hours
00:04:43Check if the American lunatic is there
00:04:45Which can be seen from here
00:04:46School
00:04:46You come
00:04:47Love
00:04:49Greetings
00:04:50Good morning
00:04:50Good morning
00:04:51We were there first
00:04:56And it's not my fault
00:04:58If she goes unnoticed
00:04:59Look at that bully
00:05:00Rude
00:05:01Which is nothing else
00:05:01Tell him something
00:05:02But she will be the polite one
00:05:03Then you look
00:05:03Don't lift the ball
00:05:04That I have an allergy
00:05:05To the active ingredient of caffone
00:05:06Who cares?
00:05:07Here it is
00:05:08I got a migraine
00:05:09If you take a painkiller
00:05:10And she's a soothing pain
00:05:11I know people like her.
00:05:13But what does she know?
00:05:14Who knows you, you know
00:05:15Unfortunately
00:05:16But look at these places
00:05:16You are kind
00:05:17Don't touch mine
00:05:18Who touches his daughter?
00:05:19Who knows her daughter?
00:05:20She remained free
00:05:21Only one row of four seats
00:05:26See if it's still there
00:05:27The American Madman
00:05:28That we were doing so well
00:05:29Miss
00:05:29You are kind
00:05:30It's him
00:05:34What do I tell him?
00:05:36The truth
00:05:37You don't want to disappear just like that.
00:05:38Without saying where you're going
00:05:39Ready?
00:05:42Dad
00:05:43Don't get pissed off
00:05:44It's that I'm in Brittany
00:05:45With you and that one
00:05:46Give me two balls
00:05:46So I'm not coming here
00:05:47What are you doing
00:05:48You spend all your holidays
00:05:48Alone in Rome?
00:05:50No
00:05:50Dad I'm reaching
00:05:52Some friends in Miami
00:05:53I'll be back in 15 days
00:05:54You don't take
00:05:54Eh
00:05:55Problems with...
00:05:56Giulia listen
00:05:57Julia
00:05:57HI
00:05:58You don't hear
00:06:02At that time?
00:06:03Is it coming or not?
00:06:04No I said that with us
00:06:05It doesn't come to us
00:06:05Why?
00:06:06Because with you
00:06:06If he makes two balls like that
00:06:07Rude like her mother
00:06:08Too bad for her
00:06:09But who cares?
00:06:10Who cares what?
00:06:11She's my daughter
00:06:12I don't see her all year
00:06:14At least these 15 days
00:06:15I want to spend time with her
00:06:16Lorenzo Micocci
00:06:17This is an out-out
00:06:18If it's a video
00:06:18Choose either me or her
00:06:20All her life she
00:06:25Oh, look at the French
00:06:32This is the hotel I booked
00:06:33The New Yorker Hotel
00:06:35I like it
00:06:36Lux's Room
00:06:38Three beds
00:06:39Breakfast included
00:06:40$54 a night
00:06:42You're a genius
00:06:43I know
00:06:43And the tickets for the DJ festival?
00:06:46No, don't worry.
00:06:46The agency has already confirmed everything
00:06:48We'll go and get them from them
00:06:49As soon as we arrive in Miami
00:06:50But do you realize?
00:06:53We're going to Miami
00:06:54For the music festival
00:06:55I can't wait to hear
00:06:56David Guetta and Stivangello live
00:06:58Dixon
00:06:58Kygo
00:07:00Do you know one?
00:07:05This one sleeps
00:07:06What does he care?
00:07:07For the day he died
00:07:08Nobody notices
00:07:09They know
00:07:09I'm sleeping too, it's better
00:07:11Here we are in Miami
00:07:16And there it goes
00:07:17But what Miami?
00:07:18Can you let me through?
00:07:19Where are they going?
00:07:19I have to get my glasses in the trolley
00:07:21To fill out the landing cards
00:07:22You see my son is sleeping
00:07:24It wakes him up, doesn't it?
00:07:25Steps to the other side
00:07:25Yes he is kind
00:07:26But how does this wake up my daughter?
00:07:27And who cares?
00:07:28Aren't you putting it there?
00:07:29Huh?
00:07:29Force
00:07:29I'm not moving from here
00:07:49But what did he do?
00:07:51Did he take my glasses?
00:07:52He even broke them for me
00:07:53She's a crazy wild girl
00:07:54No, I'm not crazy
00:07:55It's his glasses that are cheap
00:07:56But what ordinary things?
00:07:57Did I pay the 650 euros on Via del Corso?
00:07:59Don't just stand there and beat around the bush
00:08:00They gave me applause
00:08:01Eh, I'll buy them again
00:08:02Who's buying them for me?
00:08:03What does it do to me?
00:08:03The lemosis?
00:08:04But then pinga
00:08:05Look what he did
00:08:07The black table on the linen trousers
00:08:09450 euros on Via del Corso
00:08:11But what does she do?
00:08:12Instead of working, do you spend all day on Via del Corso?
00:08:13Yes, dear lady.
00:08:14I like working on Via del Corso
00:08:15I have a shoe shop
00:08:16Giovanni Schultz, is that okay?
00:08:18Since 1900
00:08:19Since
00:08:19Since, Since
00:08:21Scarpaglio
00:08:22Yes, I'm shoeing it
00:08:24I'm a shoemaker and I have 48 from via
00:08:25From a broad plant
00:08:26So if you have to get in touch with us
00:08:27I'm hurting you
00:08:28And shut up
00:08:29Salsa in Miami
00:08:59Tell me this is a joke
00:09:15But is this the hotel?
00:09:17Yes
00:09:17Girls I'm sorry
00:09:19They must have put another photo on the site
00:09:21But it's also crooked
00:09:23No, it sucks but it's straight
00:09:25You're the one who sees it wrong because you shot yourself 5 times on the plane
00:09:28Listen to this, you look like my mother.
00:09:29I can handle alcohol very well.
00:09:31Oh damn
00:09:31If you are like this now
00:09:34Imagine what happens after a week of happy hours
00:09:37Yes, look how wonderful it is
00:09:43The sun, the sea, the beach, the girls
00:09:46What are you doing, immortalizing the splendid setting?
00:09:49Oh yes, then I put the photos on Facebook so I can show them to my friends
00:09:52Good, that's how you make them jealous
00:09:53You understand, you don't know how they were when I told them I was going to study in America
00:09:56I believe it.
00:09:57But would you have ever imagined it all when I took you to the sisters to get a boccea at the nursery?
00:10:00That one day you would come to study here in America, in Miami
00:10:03Honestly no dad
00:10:04Honestly no dad
00:10:05You lose your job
00:10:07How many sacrifices I made
00:10:10How many sandals, how many moccasins I had to sell
00:10:12Everything for you
00:10:13Actually, mom pays the tuition.
00:10:15Yes, with my sisters
00:10:16With all the foods I go through every month
00:10:18That's a degree
00:10:20A degree
00:10:20We're from Piappetta, right?
00:10:21Come on, let's take a selfie and send it to him.
00:10:23A selfie so bitter
00:10:25Can I wear the pulciara?
00:10:26In Sabaudia
00:10:27And what about us?
00:10:28In Miami Beach
00:10:29Which is gradually cancelled and brings home
00:10:31Is there audio?
00:10:32It's a selfie, okay?
00:10:33On point
00:10:33In Sabaudia
00:10:36Thank you all.
00:11:06In the midst of this band of madmen, but here's something else.
00:11:16So sorry, sorry.
00:11:18So sorry, be careful my darling, moments of killing.
00:11:22Italian?
00:11:23Yes.
00:11:24My grandparents and my grandparents were from Sulmona, but I'm Cuban.
00:11:27Do you work here?
00:11:28Yes, part time.
00:11:30I'm a model, but you know, you're having a crisis, it's to pay the rent.
00:11:33I work here as a chambermaid.
00:11:34And why is it beating here?
00:11:36To work faster.
00:11:38What's your name?
00:11:40Lorenzo.
00:11:41And I am Carmen, enchanted.
00:11:42Look at this stuff, now you're enchanted.
00:11:48I'm more enchanted.
00:11:49Look how wonderful.
00:12:06The very university of Miami.
00:12:09Do you realize that culture pulsates here?
00:12:11Here you can breathe an air of...
00:12:13Breaking the ball, coming back from behind.
00:12:16Oh, again?
00:12:18But what is she doing here?
00:12:20Look, if you were looking for an outlet, you're in the wrong place.
00:12:22Tell me, what are you doing there, are you following me?
00:12:24No, but listen, I'm here because my daughter starts college today.
00:12:29She too is starting college.
00:12:31His son too?
00:12:32Bah, money wasted.
00:12:34Baby girl!
00:12:35Ah, are you here?
00:12:36Let's go.
00:12:37But if I kill this dwarf, who will notice?
00:12:40Dad.
00:12:42Welcome to Miami Beach University.
00:12:45I say that to you, to myself and to my family.
00:12:48We are here to welcome you as the newest members of this great community.
00:12:53And I hope you are as proud as I am to be a part of Miami Beach University.
00:13:04Ready?
00:13:06Chica.
00:13:07Can you hear me?
00:13:08No, unfortunately no burraco tonight, I'm in Miami.
00:13:12Shall I call you later?
00:13:13Chia, chia, chia, chia, chia, chia, chia.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:18Good.
00:13:19What a great impression he made on all of us Italians, huh?
00:13:22But we don't let ourselves be recognized...
00:13:23Turn it off, Dad.
00:13:26John, on Augustus.
00:13:27It makes me voice, for fuck's sake.
00:13:29There's someone here who says he knows you, that you give him a 30% answer on Polish girls,
00:13:33Well?
00:13:34And then I'm the one who makes people look good.
00:13:36The 30% off ankle boots?
00:13:39Make 25%.
00:13:40Have you finished?
00:13:41Huh?
00:13:42May I continue?
00:13:43Excuse me, Mr. President, it's an accident.
00:13:45It's called accident.
00:13:46It's taken, dad, in front of the president.
00:13:47An accident in the sense of the accident.
00:13:49How do you say burrino?
00:13:52But what do you want?
00:13:52Who knows you?
00:13:53Do you want her to shut up?
00:13:53The little one's for you, huh?
00:13:54You like it, by accident.
00:13:56What the fuck are you laughing at?
00:13:57Where are you?
00:13:58Ivorian.
00:13:59Ivorian?
00:13:59Like Gervini?
00:14:00Don't forget, okay?
00:14:06Study, concentrate, apply yourself, eh?
00:14:09Hi, Dad.
00:14:10HI.
00:14:12And wash your feet, it's usually hard work.
00:14:13Yes.
00:14:15So, little one, please don't eat junk food.
00:14:19Cover your back because the air conditioning here kills.
00:14:22Oh, I forgot.
00:14:24And don't do drugs.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Okay.
00:14:27This is cute.
00:14:28Mom, come on, go.
00:14:30Okay, anyway you know, for whatever.
00:14:32I'm staying here for a few more days to enjoy Miami Sunshine.
00:14:35Yes, yes, I know.
00:14:36All right.
00:14:36Hi, Mom.
00:14:37Hi love.
00:14:38Fettinati, who has beautiful hair that...
00:14:45I feel sorry for my mother, she can be very overbearing.
00:14:50Look, don't worry, because even my father, when he wants to, can be really rude.
00:14:54We didn't even introduce ourselves.
00:14:56I'm Valentina.
00:14:57Luca.
00:14:58What faculty do you study?
00:15:00Business Administration.
00:15:01You?
00:15:02Media Communication.
00:15:03Where would I like to work in fashion?
00:15:05Journalist, fashion blogger.
00:15:08Nice here, huh?
00:15:09But yes, it's beautiful.
00:15:10It feels like being in one of those American movies with Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz.
00:15:13Real.
00:15:14I have arrived.
00:15:16I'm in building G, instead.
00:15:18Hello, Cameron Diaz.
00:15:19Hello, Ben Stiller.
00:15:30Hi, I'm Luca, the new student from Rome.
00:15:38Go, I'll reveal myself now.
00:15:41I'm Matteo.
00:15:43Come on, are you Italian?
00:15:44Well yes.
00:15:44Look, don't get excited, because there are 20,000 Italians in Miami.
00:15:48That's your bed, I used it as a wardrobe, I'll tell you right away.
00:15:52Well, you're a neat guy.
00:15:54I care, I care.
00:15:56Listen, but it's your first year too.
00:15:58The second.
00:15:58And how is it here?
00:16:00Look, it depends on what you expect.
00:16:02What do I expect?
00:16:02I expect to have a great time.
00:16:04Little study, or rather, let's say the bare minimum.
00:16:07And lots and lots and lots of sex.
00:16:09Ah, I see we pursue the same ideals, you and I, huh?
00:16:12Then we will compete.
00:16:13Eh, I don't think so, I like ugly ones.
00:16:15In what sense?
00:16:16In the sense that beauty only makes you waste time,
00:16:18he needs attention, because he gets courted.
00:16:20It gives me such big balls.
00:16:22And instead the ugly is the best.
00:16:24First of all, statistically, it is the majority.
00:16:27Granted, you don't even have to court her.
00:16:29and he read it in a bit because he doesn't believe you'll finish it.
00:16:31He doesn't believe it.
00:16:33And in the end he even thanks you.
00:16:34Long live the ugly ones!
00:16:36Oh no?
00:16:36No, look, you haven't convinced me.
00:16:38Brother, seeing is believing.
00:16:42Seeing is believing.
00:16:47We ask here that it is an Italian bar.
00:16:48Okay, let's go.
00:16:53Good morning.
00:16:53Good morning.
00:16:54Hi, beautiful, what can I get you?
00:16:55A piece of information, please.
00:16:56We bought three tickets to the Music Festival here on Lincoln,
00:17:00but where should the agency be?
00:17:01There is a Chinese tattoo shop.
00:17:03How come?
00:17:05Because they isolated you.
00:17:08How alone?
00:17:10It was obviously a Rocco site.
00:17:12You pay online and they steal your money.
00:17:13No, but it's not possible.
00:17:15We came here to Miami specifically for this.
00:17:17Listen, give me a vodka.
00:17:18Double.
00:17:19And now where do we find three more tickets?
00:17:21It's sold out.
00:17:22Maybe try it from scalpers.
00:17:24But I tell you, they cost five times more.
00:17:26Dad?
00:17:29Wait while I leave the classroom.
00:17:34Of course I'm at university, Dad.
00:17:36Where am I?
00:17:36A bar?
00:17:37And how is the study going?
00:17:38The study is going well.
00:17:39I spend all day studying, it's hard work.
00:17:42But listen to one thing,
00:17:42I called you because I didn't receive the bank transfer.
00:17:45Oh, you didn't send it?
00:17:46So listen, do one thing,
00:17:48top up your credit card directly.
00:17:50Ah, you don't think so at all.
00:17:52What is it, are you killing yourself?
00:17:54Then you'll have to bet on the inheritance.
00:17:58Dad?
00:18:00Dad?
00:18:02I don't have a sense of humor at all, look.
00:18:04If you want, I'll top up your card for you.
00:18:06Then you do something for me in return.
00:18:08But whose are you?
00:18:09But go away, I don't like men.
00:18:11But I miss him, but who understood, he's an idiot.
00:18:13I want you to help me find my daughter.
00:18:14He was supposed to leave with me for Brittany,
00:18:16Instead she ran away and came here to Miami.
00:18:17He did well, do you know he's talking to you in Brittany?
00:18:20Look, I don't speak a word of English,
00:18:21I don't know Miami and I have to find my daughter.
00:18:23I'm desperate, please help me.
00:18:25I have too much to do with college.
00:18:27But what do you have to do with university?
00:18:28why are you wasting your time?
00:18:29What do you have to do?
00:18:30He has something to do.
00:18:32He doesn't let you, you know?
00:18:33You take it, you arrive, you scream.
00:18:34Is your son the only one who died?
00:18:35I'll charge you a thousand dollars.
00:18:37Won't you buy me with your money?
00:18:38One thousand and five.
00:18:39When are we going?
00:18:40Right away.
00:18:41Then give me five dollars so I can pay for the coffee.
00:18:43Oh, why? Coffee costs five dollars in America.
00:18:44But even saying that you are, I miss you and I left it to you, come on.
00:18:46You miss her.
00:18:51All we needed was the story of the little ones.
00:18:53Me and my father.
00:18:58Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:09Thank you.
00:19:10My God, how scary.
00:19:13Why?
00:19:14What happened to you?
00:19:15But are you Italian?
00:19:16Yes, and use the informal "tu" form with me.
00:19:18Well, it's okay that I'm old, but let's not exaggerate, come on.
00:19:22Philip.
00:19:23Julia.
00:19:25Who were you running away from?
00:19:26Well, there's one who's bothering me.
00:19:29A stalker.
00:19:30It happened to me too.
00:19:32A man who torments you?
00:19:33No, a girl.
00:19:35He calls me constantly, he drops by my house.
00:19:37At least she's cute.
00:19:42You're prettier.
00:19:44How old are you?
00:19:4623.
00:19:4823?
00:19:49And what are you doing here in Miami?
00:19:51I came with some friends for the DJ festival, but we can't get tickets.
00:19:54Do you live here, by the way?
00:19:57Yes.
00:19:58For more than ten years.
00:20:00Lucky you.
00:20:02Listen, where do I leave you?
00:20:03I'm staying in a small hotel in Coconut Grove.
00:20:05Come on, I'm going that way too.
00:20:07Do you have an office there?
00:20:08No, I have a house.
00:20:10If you want I'll show it to you.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Do you like it?
00:20:21I like!
00:20:23But it's a dream!
00:20:25It costs 10 million dollars.
00:20:27They give it to you as a gift.
00:20:29Oh my God, you even have the yacht!
00:20:32If you want, you can take a bath, okay?
00:20:34I don't have the costume.
00:20:35Damn, Mr. Taylor.
00:20:43Yes?
00:20:44My boss.
00:20:45Now that he sees me here with you, things are going to get messy.
00:20:47Why?
00:20:47Because this isn't my house, it's a villa for sale.
00:20:49Mr. Taylor's real estate agency, where I work, takes care of it.
00:20:54Well done, Filippo!
00:20:55You're gonna work and you're bringing girls here!
00:20:57No, Mr. Taylor.
00:20:58I'm here because, because I'm a client.
00:21:01A client?
00:21:02Yes, a client.
00:21:03My name is Giulia Armani.
00:21:06Armani, do you understand?
00:21:07Miugio, my uncle, is Giorgio Armani.
00:21:09Wanted to buy a villa in Miami.
00:21:11Giorgio Armani is your uncle.
00:21:13Ah, you don't believe me, huh?
00:21:14No.
00:21:15Well, we'll see about that.
00:21:21I'm calling.
00:21:22Do you want me to call?
00:21:22I'll call him.
00:21:23I'm calling right now.
00:21:25Huh.
00:21:28But who is it that is scarce at this hour?
00:21:32Oh, aunt, your friend is a disgrace.
00:21:34George.
00:21:35Huh?
00:21:35Ready?
00:21:36Hello, uncle?
00:21:37I have some bad news.
00:21:39But who is he?
00:21:39It's Giulia.
00:21:40Julia?
00:21:41But what happened to your father?
00:21:42Do you remember that villa you wanted to buy in Miami?
00:21:45Where, excuse me?
00:21:46In Miami.
00:21:48Look, the villa isn't even that bad.
00:21:50Then the price is ridiculous, it's only 10 million.
00:21:52But what did you do to yourself?
00:21:53But you know, there's the owner of the agency, a certain Mr. Taylor.
00:21:57No, no, no, no.
00:21:57It's ok, it's ok.
00:21:58It's not necessary, it's not necessary.
00:22:00Oh no, nothing, don't worry.
00:22:01See you in New York already.
00:22:02Bye bye.
00:22:03In New York.
00:22:04Without a doubt, in New York.
00:22:06Mr. Moni, I apologize.
00:22:11Filippo, well done, show her around.
00:22:14I take care, Mr. Taylor.
00:22:16Mr. Mubarak, I'm so sorry, Mr. Mubarak, but the property's no longer available.
00:22:21I have something in Coral Gabriel's we might want to show you.
00:22:24It's just as beautiful.
00:22:25How did you come up with such a lie?
00:22:27But that's because I really do have an Uncle Giorgio.
00:22:30Except he's not a stylist, he's an auto electrician.
00:22:33You're a real smart girl, aren't you?
00:22:35And you're a real asshole, you bring girls here, you make them think it's your place to pick up girls.
00:22:39Look, I never told you it's my house, I said it costs 10 million dollars.
00:22:43And then it wasn't me who picked you up, it was you who got into my car.
00:22:48And thanks anyway.
00:22:49If you hadn't made up this story, Mr. Taylor would have fired me.
00:22:52I owe you a favor.
00:22:54Can you do it for me right now?
00:22:55I mean, shoot.
00:22:58Could you lend me the villa for a few days?
00:23:01How can I lend you the villa?
00:23:03Well, do you think that Armani's niece, when she comes to Miami, stays in a shitty hotel?
00:23:08And then I'd be the ass-kisser, eh.
00:23:14At that time?
00:23:15How did the first lesson go?
00:23:17And how did it go?
00:23:18I understand what the antiphon is.
00:23:20They'll kick your ass like hell here.
00:23:22They'll break you.
00:23:23I have to do some research on these ten economists tomorrow.
00:23:26Too bad you have to study, look.
00:23:29No, because tonight here on campus there was an incredible, formidable, crazy party.
00:23:33Do you know about that one, Dad?
00:23:35But if you can't, you can't.
00:23:38But who has a bad one?
00:23:46It's not even here, Giulia.
00:23:49He doesn't call me, he doesn't answer the phone, but if he goes, it'll be over.
00:23:52Oh, Miami isn't Spoleto, eh?
00:23:54It's not easy to find.
00:23:56Then you hear something, but don't you have a photo on your phone to show me?
00:24:00No.
00:24:01I bought myself a new one when I tried to transfer the memory from the old one.
00:24:04I made a mess, everything fell apart.
00:24:06Did it really happen to my father?
00:24:07Do you see it?
00:24:09I wasn't crazy, you know.
00:24:10Oh, easy on the insults, eh.
00:24:12I was talking about my father.
00:24:13Yes, yes.
00:24:14He made a square out of it.
00:24:18It's Giulia.
00:24:19What did you come to Miami for, go back to Rome.
00:24:21I'm not a child anymore, I can take care of myself.
00:24:23G.
00:24:24PS.
00:24:25What a drag.
00:24:26What a drag she is writing to me, this idiot.
00:24:28Come on, calm down.
00:24:29At least you know he's okay.
00:24:30Yes, but I have to find it.
00:24:31But that's enough for today, eh.
00:24:32You've been making me go around all day.
00:24:33Time outs.
00:24:35Okay, come on.
00:24:36See you tomorrow morning at 9 at the Itamina hotel.
00:24:38That?
00:24:38Tomorrow morning at 9?
00:24:41So you're trying to find a 17-year-old girl who ran away to Miami at 9 in the morning?
00:24:45But she goes to sleep at 9 in the morning.
00:24:47Maybe tonight he'll go to a club and have wild sex.
00:24:49No.
00:24:50Don't play on these things that give me pressure.
00:24:52My father also suffers from severe depression.
00:24:55Oh, that's it.
00:24:56We'll find a taxi.
00:24:58If we don't find it, we'll call Uber.
00:25:00Who is Uber?
00:25:00It is not a German code.
00:25:01How old you are.
00:25:03Uber is an app.
00:25:04Why?
00:25:04It's an app.
00:25:05It's an app you download to your smartphone, right?
00:25:08Type in, request the ride and pay online.
00:25:10Ah, oh.
00:25:11Smart.
00:25:12App.
00:25:13Online.
00:25:13I may be old-fashioned, but I still prefer Zara 21 in three minutes.
00:25:16Pile up, oh.
00:25:18You're worse than Vlisto.
00:25:37What a loser!
00:25:39It was what I had been dreaming of for years.
00:25:41I absolutely have to get the result tonight.
00:25:46And I want to do it with her.
00:26:03With Jennifer?
00:26:04Her name is Jennifer.
00:26:05I like the name too.
00:26:07No, you have to let it go.
00:26:09The whole university is after him.
00:26:10Mission impossible.
00:26:11Can you do the result?
00:26:14Jump on that one.
00:26:15But who?
00:26:15The goiter?
00:26:16And no, then you prefer to post in a room with 10 economists and come on.
00:26:19I don't get anything out of life, you.
00:26:20Ugly women are the future.
00:26:22I don't hear, I'm not Italian.
00:26:24What a beautiful slut.
00:26:28Hi.
00:26:29Hi.
00:26:30Hi, Matteo.
00:26:32Hi, Jennifer.
00:26:33I'm Luca, Italian.
00:26:35Just arrived.
00:26:35Do you want to dance?
00:26:36Get lost, macaroni.
00:26:41Hold a seat, Vlisto.
00:26:44Everything OK?
00:26:44Hey, boss, first take.
00:26:47And what did I tell you?
00:26:49Would it have been better if you did it there for the mussel ban or not?
00:26:51Enough with these mussels.
00:26:52Ben Stiller?
00:27:06Can I sit next to you?
00:27:07Hello, Cameron Diaz.
00:27:08If you come.
00:27:12Can't sleep?
00:27:13No, it's just that my roommate and I went to a party.
00:27:18He picked her up and took her to his room.
00:27:19And now I have to wait.
00:27:22Why are you laughing?
00:27:23Because the same thing happened to me and my roommate.
00:27:26He's up with someone and he asked me to come back in an hour.
00:27:29Just like in an American movie?
00:27:31Already.
00:27:32Yet I could never do that with someone I just met.
00:27:35I need a minimum of court.
00:27:38A little tenderness.
00:27:39Don't you think?
00:27:40Are you kidding? Look, I think so too.
00:27:44These are not things that are done on command.
00:27:47It takes a little time.
00:27:49I totally agree with you.
00:27:51Maybe we get to know each other a little, we hang out.
00:27:55Right.
00:27:57We hold hands.
00:28:01We look each other in the eyes.
00:28:10But there isn't even a drop of vodka here.
00:28:35And here not even a shadow of a cracker.
00:28:36If you're happy, there's coffee.
00:28:39Hi guys, I'm Filippo, Giulia's friend.
00:28:41I brought coffee and donuts.
00:28:43Good.
00:28:44Yes, we're going to call Giulia right away.
00:28:46Yes, hello.
00:28:49Come on, a frica, I'll make it for you in the kitchen waiting for you.
00:28:51Oh, it's a crazy frico.
00:28:52And you didn't tell us?
00:28:54Enough!
00:28:56But how can I present myself like this?
00:28:58But yes, men like girls at this good age.
00:29:01On.
00:29:09HI.
00:29:12Ella, how ugly you are in the morning.
00:29:17Thank you.
00:29:18By the way, these are for you.
00:29:21Three tickets to the Queens concert.
00:29:23Oh my, did you remember?
00:29:26Who knows how much I cost you.
00:29:28More than a thousand dollars.
00:29:29Ah, but I didn't pay for them, eh.
00:29:30It's a gift from Mr. Taylor.
00:29:32I said that Miss Armani was very pleased
00:29:34to go to the concert with friends
00:29:36and he immediately set to work to find the tickets.
00:29:38Then, after all, what do you want a thousand dollars to be?
00:29:39when a 10 million villa is at stake
00:29:41to sell to Giorgio Armani?
00:29:44You're a genius.
00:29:45My boss really cares about you, huh.
00:29:46He said I have to follow you,
00:29:47I have to cuddle you, I have to invite you to dinner.
00:29:49This evening.
00:29:50They're there, already.
00:29:52This evening.
00:29:57Thank you.
00:29:58Be careful!
00:30:03I'm so sorry.
00:30:05Forgiveness.
00:30:06Eh, sorry.
00:30:07Oh my God, oh my God.
00:30:08Todo bien?
00:30:09Eh, I was better off before, really.
00:30:11I liked him, you know?
00:30:13And do you think you didn't like him?
00:30:15No, I understand you.
00:30:16Entiendo I, I gave a hint.
00:30:22Hi, Bobbo.
00:30:23Oh, hello, Lore.
00:30:24What's the program?
00:30:25So, here I've listed all the places your daughter might hang out.
00:30:28Alright, let's go, come on.
00:30:29Where are you?
00:30:30Today we go with this one.
00:30:32It's yours.
00:30:32Maybe, I rented it.
00:30:34And who pays for it?
00:30:35Guess a little.
00:30:37Did you think so?
00:30:39Oh, yesterday you made me walk 20 kilometers.
00:30:41I understand, but I could rent a small car.
00:30:46Hi there.
00:30:48Nice car.
00:30:51Ah, I see why you want a big car.
00:30:55To pick up kids.
00:30:57Oh yeah.
00:30:58Or would you be disgusted if these two didn't have an aperitif?
00:31:00Yes, because these come with me.
00:31:02You underestimate yourself.
00:31:04You say?
00:31:05I might still like you.
00:31:07Not you, but your credit card, yes.
00:31:10Fuck you.
00:31:18Thanks, Dad.
00:31:19Now you'll see, with these jackets and these shirts I would make a massacre of the kids I would do.
00:31:23I actually already got fucked and without jackets.
00:31:24Have you already caught?
00:31:26Wow, did you understand him?
00:31:27Shut up, shut up, huh?
00:31:28Kitty, kitty, do you understand?
00:31:29Who is?
00:31:29A cimisina?
00:31:30No.
00:31:30A little black girl?
00:31:31No, what a black girl, dad?
00:31:32She's Italian.
00:31:33Italian?
00:31:33Yes.
00:31:34You came all the way to Miami and go get the Italian girl.
00:31:35It makes me wonder.
00:31:37And where is this?
00:31:38He's from Milan.
00:31:39No, for goodness sake, don't tell me...
00:31:40Yes, Dad, it's her.
00:31:42Did you sleep with the enemy?
00:31:44Did you sleep with the shoemaker's son?
00:31:47Oh yes, mom.
00:31:48We met on the lawn.
00:31:50Do you want to chat?
00:31:51And did you give it to him?
00:31:52No, mom.
00:31:52What do you say?
00:31:53It was a beautiful, sweet, tender thing.
00:31:55On the lawn?
00:31:56Mom, stop it.
00:31:57He was very nice.
00:31:58Dad, Valentina is here.
00:31:59Pure mother.
00:32:01But what is it?
00:32:02Ton Tom is incorporated this.
00:32:03She got me for everything, she got me.
00:32:05Oh my God, there it is.
00:32:06You won't argue with his father, please.
00:32:09Okay, I'll try to hold back.
00:32:12No, who do you see?
00:32:14But what a nice surprise.
00:32:16Go ahead and screw yourself.
00:32:17Dad, please don't let anyone get involved.
00:32:19I'll try, but it won't be easy, huh?
00:32:22But how small the world is.
00:32:24He goes to Miami to refrigerate.
00:32:25Have you noticed?
00:32:27Hi, Vale.
00:32:27Hi, Luca.
00:32:29Okay, I'm going back to college.
00:32:31I take the bus.
00:32:32I'm coming with you.
00:32:33Be careful not to cheat anymore,
00:32:35which ends up Fort Rotterdam.
00:32:36Rotterdam, what is it called there?
00:32:39You see the girl, huh?
00:32:40But I couldn't stand seeing her like that.
00:32:42What?
00:32:44No, that's what I was saying, smart, streetwise, in short.
00:32:46It's given on the first night, huh?
00:32:47Listen, but you're just using a turn of phrase
00:32:50Does that mean my daughter is a little slutty?
00:32:53Not me, she said so.
00:32:55For your information, my daughter is a girl
00:32:57in need of affection.
00:32:59Ah, but that's what they're called, see?
00:33:00When she was little she suffered a lot
00:33:02because his dad ran away when he wasn't even two years old.
00:33:04And I believe you.
00:33:05With someone like her I can even understand it.
00:33:07Like me how?
00:33:08Let's forget it.
00:33:09No, say, say.
00:33:09Let's forget it, this isn't the time.
00:33:10I don't think this is the time to talk now.
00:33:12Summarize.
00:33:13You're a pain in the ass, you're a pain in the ass, okay?
00:33:15But I said.
00:33:16Goodbye, dear.
00:33:17There's yours.
00:33:31This is the most popular restaurant among young Italians.
00:33:34When they got tired of eating a hamburger
00:33:35they come here and make themselves some spaghetti.
00:33:43But do you have?
00:33:45You see yourself in love, right?
00:33:47Hi, Gennaro.
00:33:48Look, if you don't pay for all my lunches
00:33:50that you left me hanging
00:33:51for three months now
00:33:53you have nothing to do with this anymore.
00:33:54Do you understand me?
00:33:55Don't you give a damn, Gennaro?
00:33:56I came here specifically to settle everything.
00:33:58How much was it?
00:33:58326 dollars.
00:34:00Yam, pay.
00:34:02Pay?
00:34:05I don't pay.
00:34:06Why not?
00:34:07Pay that one there.
00:34:09There's a lot of money.
00:34:10He invited me to lunch.
00:34:11Do you know what you do?
00:34:12When the bill arrives
00:34:13spread it a little
00:34:14of the $326 I owe you.
00:34:17Spread?
00:34:20It's not here.
00:34:21Let's go look for it somewhere else, come on.
00:34:22No, no, no.
00:34:24I am hungry.
00:34:24You didn't think so, I'm paying anyway, right?
00:34:26Ah, doctor, modestly
00:34:27here we make paccheri
00:34:28with mussels
00:34:29unforgettable.
00:34:30Unforgettable.
00:34:32And who's going to get out of here?
00:34:34Two paccheri in salads
00:34:35and a tiramisu
00:34:35326 dollars.
00:34:37I was in Badamati.
00:34:38But what did I smear on him, doctor?
00:34:39And what did I do?
00:34:40I didn't spread it.
00:34:41I've been waiting for three months.
00:34:43But as if we were Cracco, right?
00:34:44I'm sorry, but I'm not paying for this.
00:34:46But yes?
00:34:47So you paid him?
00:34:49Because it was him
00:34:49what he told me
00:34:50that I had to put
00:34:50his debts to her account.
00:34:52never forget the paccheri.
00:34:57Did you want to care?
00:34:59We're making such poor figures, aren't we?
00:35:01As a poor man, me.
00:35:05Oh God, my ex-wife.
00:35:07He definitely called Giulia
00:35:08now that I've heard from myself
00:35:08why don't you answer him.
00:35:10What do I do?
00:35:11Pannaci you.
00:35:12Me, make yourself useful, come on.
00:35:14The bill?
00:35:16Bastard, I'll pay for it, come on.
00:35:17Come on, I'll pay, come on.
00:35:19Hello, ma'am?
00:35:20No, no, in Italian.
00:35:22She is convinced that Giulia
00:35:23are you in Brittany?
00:35:24You are in Brittany.
00:35:25But what are you going to do at university?
00:35:27Brittany is in France.
00:35:29I have to speak French.
00:35:30Oh, come on.
00:35:32At the?
00:35:34Hello.
00:35:34Hey, my name is
00:35:36Vincent Cassel.
00:35:40What the fuck are you talking about?
00:35:42I don't know how to speak French,
00:35:43I'm from home to the pole.
00:35:46Hi, Patricia.
00:35:48Yes, no, eh, who answered?
00:35:50Mr. Cassel.
00:35:52No, who is the actor?
00:35:53He is a doctor.
00:35:55You've been looking for her for two days and can't find her.
00:35:57Eh, I don't know.
00:35:58She's here at the pool, I'll call her for you.
00:36:00I'll call her for you, I'll call her for you.
00:36:00Julia?
00:36:03Julia?
00:36:04Come, your mother is here.
00:36:06Julia?
00:36:08Can't you hear?
00:36:09Eh, he's bathing with a cap on.
00:36:11Yes, yes, yes, I'll have you call me back.
00:36:14All right, I'll say goodbye to you.
00:36:15Bye bye.
00:36:16Mmm, you're good, you got it, eh.
00:36:20You know there's next time
00:36:21when I have to tell my father about the brake
00:36:22I don't let you talk.
00:36:24He's also funny.
00:36:25You dragged me here to pay for your jokes.
00:36:28You exploited me.
00:36:28Oh, I didn't exploit anyone, is that clear?
00:36:32But you know what?
00:36:33Oh, let's leave it at that.
00:36:34and you find Giulia on your own.
00:36:37I also thought about myself.
00:36:39I am Monica Bellucci.
00:36:47I have class until six.
00:36:48We will see each other later?
00:36:49All right.
00:36:50If you have time, send me a message.
00:36:52Even just a smiley face.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54Luca?
00:36:55Tell me.
00:36:55You know how happy I am
00:36:59to be happy.
00:37:09Sorry.
00:37:11No, I'm the one who should be sorry.
00:37:13Last night my friends were real idiots.
00:37:15Oh, never mind.
00:37:16It was a pleasure.
00:37:18For you,
00:37:19I'd do anything.
00:37:19Compliments.
00:37:34Did you impress Jennifer?
00:37:37She's beautiful.
00:37:38Yes, too much.
00:37:39He's not my type, actually, but...
00:37:40Then it's incredible,
00:37:41I didn't think about her anymore.
00:37:43Come on, move it, okay?
00:37:44Go behind and ask for the cell phone number, right?
00:37:46And how do I do it?
00:37:48I just got together with Valentino.
00:37:49Hey, hey, hey, are you stupid?
00:37:51But did you come to America to get together with an Italian woman?
00:37:53Cut it off and go to her, okay?
00:37:55Trunk.
00:37:56Trunk?
00:37:57But uproot it!
00:37:58Take it away!
00:37:58Go, what are you waiting for!
00:38:07Come in.
00:38:09Sorry, Valle.
00:38:10Hi, Luca.
00:38:12I have to tell you something.
00:38:13And come on, come in.
00:38:14What a lovely surprise you gave me.
00:38:16I missed you so much.
00:38:18But we saw each other a quarter of an hour ago.
00:38:20It's too much.
00:38:21Come on, listen, I have to tell you something.
00:38:24No, wait.
00:38:24I have to tell you something first.
00:38:26Do you want to leave me?
00:38:27Come on, are you crazy?
00:38:29Ninth.
00:38:30I left Renato.
00:38:32And who is Renato?
00:38:33He's my boyfriend from Milan.
00:38:35And why did you leave it, excuse me?
00:38:36But how why?
00:38:37Because I'm with you, right?
00:38:38Ah, here it is, indeed.
00:38:40What's that face?
00:38:42Aren't you happy?
00:38:42Oh, you're joking, I'm very happy.
00:38:45By the way, what did you have to tell me?
00:38:48Eh, what was I supposed to tell you?
00:38:49Well, you know I don't remember anymore.
00:38:51And I know, you missed me a lot too, right?
00:38:55Yes.
00:38:55How wonderful.
00:39:12Oh God, closeness.
00:39:15And this must be the double cheeseburger I got on the beach, see?
00:39:19A boulder.
00:39:19There is no one.
00:39:22I free myself.
00:39:30She is a bad person.
00:39:34An ugly person.
00:39:36The cheeseburger is worse than me, Veroni, if they know.
00:39:38I would start with a nice bowl of caviar, then oysters, 24 and two lobsters.
00:39:53Instead, to drink...
00:39:55At that time...
00:39:57Let's make a Petrus, but not the $200 '98 one, but the $800 '90 one.
00:40:02We're giving Mr. Taylor a big slap.
00:40:08Imagine how pissed off he'll be when he finds out I'm not buying the villa.
00:40:12It was very kind of you to invite me here tonight.
00:40:15Who ever drank an $800 wine?
00:40:19And then maybe you had better things to do.
00:40:21Type?
00:40:23Going out with your girlfriend.
00:40:25I don't have a girlfriend.
00:40:29Oh, you don't have it.
00:40:32No, never get engaged to an American girl.
00:40:35On the first date they immediately ask you for your tax return.
00:40:38Okay, sorry, but...
00:40:39You take them straight to that villa and they think you're billionaires.
00:40:43Yes, but you know that's not the case.
00:40:46But I still came to dinner with you.
00:40:50I don't care about money.
00:40:52In fact, I like you a lot.
00:40:59Yes, please.
00:41:00Yes, please.
00:41:02Yes, please.
00:41:03We're starting with a big bale of caviar.
00:41:0724 oistere, 2 labzere.
00:41:11And a Petrus trapdoor for 19.90.
00:41:15Ok, thanks a lot.
00:41:16My goodness, that wine was so good.
00:41:27It was worth all of $800.
00:41:30But now my head is spinning.
00:41:32I don't believe it.
00:41:33Did you drink almost all of it?
00:41:36Is this your fault for only drinking half a glass?
00:41:38Look, here in America, if you get caught drinking and driving, you end up in jail.
00:41:45Then you did well.
00:41:47Wouldn't it have been fun to end the evening in front of a judge?
00:41:50What would you like to do now?
00:41:54Actually, I have an idea.
00:41:57Let's hear it.
00:41:59Since we started the evening at your house restaurant...
00:42:03Maybe we can finish it at my house.
00:42:10Yes, here they are, the police.
00:42:13Good thing I didn't drink it.
00:42:21Why are you back already?
00:42:23But you shouldn't have been late.
00:42:24I was hoping.
00:42:26It was looking great, we were going to him.
00:42:29And then the police stopped us.
00:42:31No, don't tell me he had been drinking.
00:42:35No, I had been drinking.
00:42:38He screwed up with me.
00:42:40Meaning what?
00:42:42I mean, when they asked us for our documents, I didn't think about it.
00:42:45He gave mine to Philip and he noticed that I'm 17.
00:42:49What bad luck.
00:42:50A colossal bad luck.
00:42:53He got scared, made up an excuse and took me home.
00:42:59Come on, drink to it.
00:43:01Lorenzo.
00:43:15The son is the prodigal.
00:43:17What did you come back to do?
00:43:19I need you.
00:43:22I'll tell you right away, if you need money I won't give it to you.
00:43:24No, I don't need money.
00:43:25I promise that from now on I will help you look for your daughter without asking you anything.
00:43:30But now I need a dad.
00:43:32Dad?
00:43:33Sir, this is my father.
00:43:38Finally.
00:43:39It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:43:41Sorry, I don't speak English.
00:43:42My dad is very ignorant.
00:43:43Oh, how must this come to mind?
00:43:45You said you didn't understand English?
00:43:46Yes, but ignorant if you understand.
00:43:48It's no problem.
00:43:49As a young man I studied at the University of Perugia.
00:43:53I still remember the Italian language like potatoes, beef, and many allegheri.
00:43:57In fact, you were not to live like the ugly, but to persecute.
00:44:04Oh no, I don't know.
00:44:06Did you hear him say he was ignorant?
00:44:07Oh, again?
00:44:08We are not here to talk about poetry.
00:44:10Precisely.
00:44:12I know my bobo here is having a bit of trouble with studying.
00:44:14A bit'?
00:44:15And worse university students.
00:44:18Then I'm ignorant, huh?
00:44:20If your son continues like this, we will be forced to send him away until the semester.
00:44:27You're right, President, but in reality, Bobbo isn't to blame for this whole ugly situation.
00:44:33It's my fault.
00:44:35When her mother and I separated, or rather when her mother left him, Giulia was still little.
00:44:41Giulia who?
00:44:42What did I say Giulia?
00:44:43What did I say Giulia.
00:44:44No, I was wrong.
00:44:45He was four years old and grew up without a father figure by his side.
00:44:50He withdrew into himself and became depressed.
00:44:54The worst thing is that I didn't notice.
00:44:56I was too busy with my job, I'm a physiotherapist.
00:45:00And I thought that being a dad was enough to take him to the cinema once a month.
00:45:0515 days of summer vacation.
00:45:07I did everything wrong instead.
00:45:10We are father and son, but Giulia and I are practically strangers.
00:45:15Did you reduce Giulia?
00:45:17But really?
00:45:17You can see that his father is a little emotional.
00:45:21Mr. Principals, you are a father too.
00:45:24Put your hand on your heart and give my bobo another chance.
00:45:27I was right, bobo.
00:45:30You were phenomenal, you moved him.
00:45:32Now we're good to go for another semester.
00:45:34Yes, but you have to start studying.
00:45:36Oh, you don't really want to start acting like my father now, do you?
00:45:39But I don't really care about it like you do.
00:45:40No, your daughter is better.
00:45:42It takes, it runs away, it makes you anxious.
00:45:45You're right.
00:45:47As I told the principal, it's my fault.
00:45:49In 17 years I have never really cared about Giulia.
00:45:52Never.
00:45:53That's why your performance was so good.
00:45:55Was it autobiographical?
00:45:56Yes.
00:45:57Like my father, I'm worth little.
00:46:00Listen, let's do something.
00:46:01Let's go to the police and report her missing, so they can find her.
00:46:04No, are you crazy?
00:46:06If I wanted to know, he wouldn't let me see his mother again for the rest of his life.
00:46:08Let it be.
00:46:09Okay, fine.
00:46:10We continue to look for it, we who feel that we are here like this.
00:46:17This morning I took a good look at the calendar.
00:46:19In a month there will be three days of vacation.
00:46:21But do you realize how beautiful it is?
00:46:22Instead of seeing each other only in the evening, we can be together for 72 hours straight.
00:46:26That is, 72 hours always together?
00:46:28Yes, you realize how lucky you are.
00:46:30It's a huge stroke of luck, though.
00:46:32Listen, I have to go to the library because I have to do some research.
00:46:35I'm coming with you.
00:46:35No, not even in the library.
00:46:36And why not?
00:46:37And why?
00:46:38Because I have to stay focused.
00:46:39But I'm wondering if you're bothering me, eh.
00:46:41I take a book, I'm next to you, I know, quiet, quiet, good good.
00:46:44Good good.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:44But is this what this is?
00:47:14That.
00:47:15Do you know her?
00:47:16Who?
00:47:17No.
00:47:18Never seen.
00:47:19But how?
00:47:19Did he smile at you?
00:47:20Did he say hello to you?
00:47:21To me?
00:47:23Ah, do you know who he is?
00:47:24It's the one he brought to Matteo's room the other night.
00:47:27You said it was a dump.
00:47:29This one is beautiful instead.
00:47:30You say?
00:47:31But in my opinion it's nothing special.
00:47:33She's the classic American Barbie.
00:47:34Okay, I'll get another book.
00:47:41This is a brick.
00:47:42HI.
00:47:43No.
00:47:43At that time...
00:47:44Let's get it on.
00:47:48Woooo.
00:47:50We're all sensitive people.
00:47:54So much to give.
00:47:58Understanding sure...
00:47:59Hi Jennifer
00:48:01Hi Luca
00:48:03this is my number if you want to you can call me
00:48:06be quiet please
00:48:14i think that's what we do it all and not
00:48:17don't want to know that they were
00:48:18shot
00:48:19the fact
00:48:20but I don't know if I'm a fan of the speech that I'm saying almost 100 years ago
00:48:24Amos is still studying
00:48:28say that he's sorry
00:48:32that bed is mine eh
00:48:33oh my god but she hadn't left
00:48:36why the locomotives had run out of seats
00:48:38Anyway, rest assured about your cot
00:48:40I'm looking for another one
00:48:41but I can't find it because I came this morning at 8 to get it in the front row
00:48:44I'll go to the free beach
00:48:45wait I'll leave you mine come here I'm a human being you know
00:48:48I'm not an ogre, I'm a human being, he saw me well too, eh
00:48:50and not even to be thrown away, look a bit
00:48:52but don't make fun of that beautiful body in an evident state of decomposition
00:48:56why didn't she leave either?
00:48:58what is he doing now he's trying
00:49:00but why was he trying to make small talk if he's just going to talk
00:49:02why didn't she leave too?
00:49:04ah your famous two chats
00:49:07okay let's do them let's do them
00:49:09I stayed because with such a long trip at least I can enjoy some sun
00:49:13He did well, I'm not leaving either because until my son settles in I won't be at peace
00:49:18then if you need anything but that's enough you understand
00:49:20good they feel so grown up instead they still need their parents
00:49:23how true it is
00:49:27why didn't his wife come widower
00:49:30Perhaps
00:49:31separate
00:49:32and I believe you
00:49:34that someone like her can bear it
00:49:36look, according to my rules, my marriage lasted almost twenty years
00:49:39instead his if I'm not mistaken eh
00:49:41Did her husband take the van right away or not?
00:49:43I call or stupid among other things
00:49:45I find this instrumental use of a confidence that I made in a moment of weakness very melancholic.
00:49:51she says she says melancholic but this thing makes me laugh out loud
00:49:54sorry, it doesn't make me laugh, it makes me cry, okay
00:49:57wait wait where is it going where is it going that the coconut passes now
00:50:00I'll hit him on the head with the coconut
00:50:01coconut
00:50:02caponata from torvaianica here
00:50:05beautiful coconut
00:50:05as you want look
00:50:07practice
00:50:08balls will be my father again
00:50:18Philip
00:50:21ready?
00:50:27are you okay?
00:50:29as?
00:50:31of course I can
00:50:32give me the address
00:50:34ok saved
00:50:37ok then I'll take a taxi I'll arrive bye
00:50:39what did he tell you?
00:50:41he said he wants me to go to him and bring me the trolley
00:50:44the trolley why?
00:50:46wake up Betta, your brain has gone foggy with all the good you do
00:50:49She needs the trolley to put her stuff in so she can stay at his place tonight
00:50:52Giulia, what a surprise
00:51:01but what a surprise but it was you
00:51:03come here darling but when did you arrive but why didn't you tell me sorry
00:51:07I would pick you up at the airport
00:51:09Pam this is Giulia my daughter
00:51:11your daughter?
00:51:15yeah my little girl Giulia
00:51:17please play along for me
00:51:19this one stuck at home and won't budge
00:51:21Dad, but I didn't know you had company
00:51:24maybe I'll stop by another time
00:51:25no but my darling where are you going?
00:51:26don't mention it
00:51:27Pam I'm so sorry
00:51:29I didn't know my daughter was coming
00:51:30she's not your daughter
00:51:32she's your girlfriend
00:51:35son of a bitch
00:51:36little one thank you
00:51:41you saved me
00:51:51simply someone who spent the night here had no intention of leaving
00:51:55the night here
00:51:56sorry, you were with me last night, where did that come from?
00:52:00then on the way back I stopped at the supermarket to get some milk
00:52:03and you met her at the checkout
00:52:04Exactly
00:52:05Last night I was under the illusion that you liked me.
00:52:10and then you dumped me
00:52:11today you write to me come here bring the trolley
00:52:14and I find out that I save you only to free you from a
00:52:16supermarket bitch
00:52:18Julia
00:52:19look, I like you
00:52:21but seriously I like you a lot
00:52:23but you're 17 years old
00:52:24you're too small
00:52:25you really could be my daughter
00:52:27I'm not the right man for you
00:52:30and I'm sorry if you were wrong
00:52:32you know, you're right, the one from the supermarket
00:52:38you're a son of a bitch
00:52:40Today everyone is angry with mom
00:52:44do you know what from?
00:52:46I have never talked to my father so much in my entire life.
00:52:49how much with you these days
00:52:51Well done
00:52:51It's not that you and your daughter are doing better
00:52:54well actually you're right
00:52:56so many things in life are wrong
00:52:58you have other qualities
00:53:01it doesn't get you down
00:53:01it doesn't get you down
00:53:02it doesn't get you down
00:53:03it doesn't get you down
00:53:05it doesn't get you down
00:53:09No, no, don't worry.
00:53:11Exculpa, Mr. Lorenzo, of truth, exculpa.
00:53:13Calm down, you want to kill me, tell me.
00:53:15We go first.
00:53:16Sorry, but you're a little shy about it.
00:53:18I'll see you later at the hotel.
00:53:22Good luck!
00:53:24Thank you!
00:53:25I don't know what a hottie she is, but who is she?
00:53:27A motel girl who works as a waitress for a while in my hotel.
00:53:30You realize he's a loser, right?
00:53:32That's a loser, that's what I came to call.
00:53:34Yes, yes, I already understood you, Mr. Lorenzo,
00:53:37that when you're with me you act all desperate
00:53:39then in the hotel you pick up Jennifer Lopez.
00:53:41They can...
00:53:42Ah, Ricassia, may they please you.
00:53:44But how dare you?
00:53:45I'll give you a pizza, okay?
00:53:46In fact, I'll give you two.
00:53:47One from me, one from your father.
00:53:49Namu, come on.
00:54:04Thank you.
00:54:07Don't ask me anything, it was a disaster.
00:54:10It's worse here.
00:54:11A tragedy.
00:54:12Mr. Taylor came in half an hour ago and he was pissed off.
00:54:14He found out you're not Armani's niece.
00:54:16He says if we don't leave the villa within an hour,
00:54:18Call the police.
00:54:19Today everything is going wrong.
00:54:20Wait, it's not over yet.
00:54:22Mr. Taylor also took back the three concert tickets
00:54:24that he had given you.
00:54:28What now?
00:54:29Hey, do you remember me?
00:54:34Of course I remember you.
00:54:36You're the one who got scammed with the concert tickets.
00:54:38And I still haven't found them.
00:54:39My friends and I are desperate.
00:54:40The concert is tomorrow night and we don't know anyone in Miami.
00:54:44Could you possibly help me?
00:54:47I'm actually helping someone else.
00:54:48And in exchange he tops up my credit card.
00:54:51We have limited money.
00:54:54Come on, I'm kidding.
00:54:55Do you think you'd ask a pretty girl like you for money?
00:54:58Then help me.
00:55:00Yes, but I have to make the phone call first.
00:55:03No, no, Bobbo, don't worry.
00:55:05We are suspending the search for today.
00:55:06Let's hope she shows up.
00:55:08Oh well, anyway, as soon as I solve my friend's problem I'll call you.
00:55:11You just think about having fun, I bet she's cute too.
00:55:17Yes, she's very cute.
00:55:18So come on, punish her.
00:55:20Bye bye.
00:55:22Bye bye.
00:55:29Lorenzo, what's happening?
00:55:30Do you have an area of sadness?
00:55:33Any problems with my daughter?
00:55:36Está mal?
00:55:37No, thank God not.
00:55:38Other problems.
00:55:41It is...
00:55:43Pregnant.
00:55:44No, let's hope not.
00:55:45Oh my God, how worried you've made me.
00:55:47Lorenzo, calm down.
00:55:48Yes.
00:55:49Relax.
00:55:50It seems easy to you.
00:55:51It's my fault that I can't even sleep at night.
00:55:53Eh, bueno.
00:55:54If you don't duermes, this nut comes with me and let's have a party.
00:55:57What do you say?
00:55:58Party.
00:55:59Well done Lorenzo.
00:56:00But what is all this stuff?
00:56:02But what is it?
00:56:03But what is it?
00:56:04I stopped by the market to organize your food.
00:56:05Vitamin, aspirin, novalgine.
00:56:06The bare minimum for survival.
00:56:07Puppy.
00:56:08Puppy.
00:56:09Baby, are you here alone?
00:56:10If you feel sick, who will take care of you?
00:56:11But I'm not alone.
00:56:12Oh, Luca.
00:56:13Oh, I forgot the shoemaker's son.
00:56:15But, Cucciola, are you sure?
00:56:16Really?
00:56:17Do you really like that idiot?
00:56:18We are very much in love.
00:56:19Alright.
00:56:20You're happy.
00:56:21Maybe take an aspirin and it will go away.
00:56:22Mom, stop it.
00:56:23Mom, stop it.
00:56:24Mom, stop it.
00:56:25Stop it!
00:56:26Stop it!
00:56:27Stop it!
00:56:28Ah!
00:56:29Luckily I have to take an aspirin and it will go away.
00:56:30Baby, are you here alone?
00:56:31If you feel sick, who will take care of you?
00:56:32But I'm not alone.
00:56:33Oh, Luca!
00:56:34Ah!
00:56:35I forgot the shoemaker's son.
00:56:36But, Cucciola, are you sure?
00:56:37Do you really like that idiot?
00:56:39We are very much in love.
00:56:40Alright.
00:56:41Mom, stop it!
00:56:43Stop it!
00:56:44Ah!
00:56:45Good thing I have to catch a plane, eh!
00:56:47And in fact you still leave?
00:56:48Eighteen thirty.
00:56:49Ah!
00:56:50Bye dad, have a good trip, eh!
00:56:51And when you get to Italy, say hello to my mom.
00:56:53But who do you have, mom?
00:56:54Who always has mom?
00:56:55You'd better call her, she'll be the one who'll torment me later.
00:56:57Okay.
00:56:59HI.
00:57:00I parked it, I'm moving to Alabama.
00:57:11Do you want a ride?
00:57:12No thank you.
00:57:13I called a taxi.
00:57:14But which taxi?
00:57:15It takes them an hour and a half here, it's full of traffic.
00:57:17Come on, come on!
00:57:18But who's afraid?
00:57:20But don't be so young, come on!
00:57:23Okay, I accept, but only because we're almost related.
00:57:26Unfortunately.
00:57:30Can he drive?
00:57:35Come on, we're not in Monza!
00:57:37These were two ugly, but very ugly, Chinese twins!
00:57:42Hate!
00:57:43And go!
00:57:44Jennifer wants to come to dinner with me tonight!
00:57:46And you can't go because you have to be with Valentina!
00:57:48But what do I care about Valentina!
00:57:50Tonight I'm getting it done with the hottest girl in college!
00:57:52Luca!
00:57:53I have to tell you something!
00:57:54Hi love!
00:57:55HI!
00:57:56Hi Luca!
00:57:57Listen, I thought of something.
00:57:59I know that tomorrow Saturday we can go to dinner at Mickey Beach.
00:58:02No, look, I thought of something else.
00:58:05You're very nice and I'm also happy to have met you, but...
00:58:09But what?
00:58:10You see, I'm 19, I don't want any ties, I need to have my own experiences.
00:58:15So, are you dumping me?
00:58:17No, let's say I want to take a break to think.
00:58:21A pause for reflection?
00:58:23After only three days of being together?
00:58:25Are you saying it's too early?
00:58:27Tell me the truth, do you like that American girl?
00:58:30But who?
00:58:31The one in the library.
00:58:32But no, I told you no, no.
00:58:34Luca, look me in the eyes.
00:58:36You like her, right?
00:58:40You're shit!
00:58:41Ok, my friend thank you.
00:58:55But are you familiar with the streets of Miami?
00:58:57No, I mean, are we going back to the hotel?
00:58:59Do you know what it takes?
00:59:00If you take the 84 north and exit at Collins with a string gauge.
00:59:03Yes, but we are going south, towards Key West.
00:59:05Then there's Panama, Caracas, and in a moment you find yourself in Brazil.
00:59:07It's been a moment since I made a mistake, she's talking to me in my ear.
00:59:10It's clear that I'm constantly distracted.
00:59:11But I didn't say a word!
00:59:12Look when she came in she's talking about this, that.
00:59:15He touches everything, he puts his hands on it.
00:59:17Now I'll take the first exit and we'll go back.
00:59:19All right.
00:59:20To be safe, I check the road on my smart's satnav.
00:59:23For safety.
00:59:46Wow, what a house, but who owns it?
00:59:47I don't know, in Miami it's always a fiesta.
00:59:49Oh, what if we're stuck?
00:59:51Yes.
00:59:52Damn, though!
00:59:53Open house!
00:59:54Come on, do some Miami.
00:59:55No, I don't know what to do.
00:59:56But why not?
00:59:57My knee hurts.
00:59:58Come on, you're having fun!
00:59:59Everything's getting twisted, come on!
01:00:00Come on!
01:00:01Come on!
01:00:02The breaking of the pelotas!
01:00:04But are you really sure that your friend can help me find the tickets?
01:00:07Yes, yes, calm down.
01:00:08He works in the music business, he knows a lot of people.
01:00:11You'll see, he'll be here now.
01:00:15Thanks anyway.
01:00:16You've been taking care of me all day.
01:00:18I'm happy to do it.
01:00:20At first I thought you'd try with the excuse of the tickets.
01:00:23Do you think so?
01:00:24Do you know how many of them tell you a lot of lies to get you?
01:00:28I only tell bullshit to my father.
01:00:31Me too.
01:00:32How is yours?
01:00:33Absent.
01:00:34Your?
01:00:36Idem.
01:00:37But it's good after all, come on.
01:00:40Did I get the guy?
01:00:41Oh, yes.
01:00:42I know a person who...
01:00:43That the assom...
01:00:44Alright.
01:00:49Stop!
01:00:50No!
01:00:51I'm holding my breath, for my part.
01:00:52I want to take a break for a moment.
01:00:54Then we'll see.
01:00:55Look.
01:00:56Here it says to turn right.
01:01:03Sure, let's turn right so we can finish entering the lagoon.
01:01:06Look, look.
01:01:07Look if we ended up here because of his navigator.
01:01:09Look, look.
01:01:10It's incredible.
01:01:11In Milan, the Brera Montanapo works very well.
01:01:14But maybe it's her.
01:01:15She's the one who made a mistake in following the directions.
01:01:17No!
01:01:18I only did one thing wrong.
01:01:19I'm going to make her come true because she's taking me to hell.
01:01:21No, look.
01:01:22If anyone here brings bad luck, it's her.
01:01:24She's a real bad luck carrier, isn't she?
01:01:27It's falling.
01:01:28It's going down, see?
01:01:30But it also blew the engine, it's slow.
01:01:31Ninth.
01:01:32It's her.
01:01:33She's the one who struck lightning.
01:01:34He didn't check the fuel and we ran out.
01:01:37But tell me about.
01:01:38It's reassuring.
01:01:40I can't believe it.
01:01:42And enough with this poor woman's fake English.
01:01:44You know what I tell you?
01:01:45He speaks like a mammoth.
01:01:46Fa corf.
01:01:47Here's what I'm telling you.
01:01:48But do you hear that you have terrible pronunciation?
01:01:54What now?
01:01:55Now what?
01:01:56Now you will have to look for roadside assistance.
01:01:58That is, it will be an American ace.
01:01:59What is his name?
01:02:00What do I know?
01:02:01I knew it.
01:02:02I knew it.
01:02:03I shouldn't have trusted a shoemaker.
01:02:04Still?
01:02:05Still with this thing?
01:02:06I'm just saying this, just to ask out of curiosity what kind of work she does.
01:02:08But me?
01:02:09Me nothing.
01:02:10Never worked in my life.
01:02:11My ex-husband supports me.
01:02:12Here's Renato.
01:02:13I knew it.
01:02:14Do you see it?
01:02:15Do you see it?
01:02:16You see that it doesn't take.
01:02:17There is no signal.
01:02:18Who will end up like Bruce Willis?
01:02:19There is no signal.
01:02:20It doesn't take.
01:02:21There is no signal.
01:02:22For a fee there is an army of mosquitoes.
01:02:23What do I care about mosquitoes?
01:02:24I've never been bitten by mosquitoes.
01:02:25Certain.
01:02:26She is poison instead of blood.
01:02:27Poison.
01:02:28I mean bullshit.
01:02:29Do you want to get to the nearest highway?
01:02:31It's going to get dark soon.
01:02:32Force.
01:02:33Fast.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:35Don't run, I'm wearing heels.
01:02:36The heels.
01:02:37Gorgeous.
01:02:38Come on, put on your heels.
01:02:39His hobo shovels were better.
01:02:40I know you're your friend.
01:02:41But you don't see...
01:02:42What is it?
01:02:43What did he do?
01:02:44My heel broke.
01:02:45Oh my god.
01:02:46I'm pissed off.
01:02:47Oh my god.
01:02:48Let's go.
01:02:49Force.
01:02:50Animal.
01:02:51What does he do?
01:02:52Leave a woman alone in this swamp for a month?
01:02:54The allicator.
01:02:55The allicator.
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:57Ah!
01:02:58Ah!
01:02:59Ah!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:01Ah!
01:03:02Ah!
01:03:03Ah!
01:03:04Ah!
01:03:05Ah!
01:03:06Ah!
01:03:07Ah!
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:10Ah!
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:13Ah!
01:03:14Ah!
01:03:15Ah!
01:03:16Ah!
01:03:17Ah!
01:03:18Ah!
01:03:19Ah!
01:03:20Ah!
01:03:21Ah!
01:03:22Ah!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:27Um!
01:03:28Um!
01:03:29Come in!
01:03:30Luca!
01:03:31Um…
01:03:32Well, he's dead!
01:03:33Um!
01:03:34Um...
01:03:35It's not so steady!
01:03:37Mm.
01:03:38That's not so steady here.
01:03:39Mm!
01:03:40Come in!
01:03:41Luca!
01:03:42I'm so happy to see you.
01:03:43No...
01:03:44Ketchup!
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:46Uh...
01:03:47Um, educate her, she said...
01:03:49Holy cow, what did you put in that hamburger?
01:03:51A huge onion plantation, oh!
01:03:54No, no, no, no, no kiss in the mouth, no!
01:03:57Oh, okay.
01:04:02Well, now we understand each other.
01:04:06With sweetness.
01:04:10We said sweetly, Doctor, you hurt me like this!
01:04:13I'm your master and you're my sling!
01:04:15Ah, you hurt me, but what's the point of all these shades of grey!
01:04:19Do you like it?
01:04:21Oh, sorry, pee.
01:04:34Pure!
01:04:37I'm here, Luca!
01:04:40Luca?
01:04:44I heard?
01:04:46What?
01:04:47What could these noises be?
01:04:49What will they be?
01:04:49Could they be birds, chickadees, or bats?
01:04:52Ah, bats!
01:04:55She's afraid of bats, she!
01:04:57Two things in life horrify me: outlet malls and bats!
01:05:00Alligator!
01:05:02Enough again, eh, enough with these creative pranks!
01:05:04There really is, alligator, there is our head like this, come away!
01:05:07Oh God, where?
01:05:08There it is, see?
01:05:09Ari, here it is!
01:05:10There he is!
01:05:10But what is he doing, huh?
01:05:12That?
01:05:12Are you trying?
01:05:12Oh sure, I have nothing else to do now that I'm trying to hit on her!
01:05:15Those thoughts I have!
01:05:18What is this good perfume?
01:05:20Odes chic!
01:05:21Classy?
01:05:22Well, until a couple of hours ago, yes!
01:05:24A hut!
01:05:25Let's go there and take shelter!
01:05:26Oh yes, it's a birdwatching spot, a place where you watch birds!
01:05:31Oilà!
01:05:33But not in the way she thinks!
01:05:34What did he think?
01:05:35I didn't think anything, is it you who thinks but?
01:05:37Yes!
01:05:38Will it be dangerous for you?
01:05:38Danger?
01:05:39I don't think so, he's a real man, huh!
01:05:42Shit!
01:05:47Wenzel?
01:05:49Valentina, it's Luca, I need to talk to you!
01:05:51And I don't want to listen to you, go away!
01:05:53No, okay, until you open up I'm not leaving!
01:05:56What else is there?
01:05:59Look, I'm sorry, I was wrong to tell you those things before!
01:06:02Oh, come on!
01:06:02Vale, please, please!
01:06:03What are you doing?
01:06:04Leave me alone!
01:06:04Valentina, please, you have to listen to me!
01:06:08Alright, let's hear it!
01:06:11I told you I wanted to take a break to think!
01:06:14I thought about it!
01:06:16And I'm such an idiot!
01:06:18Yes, because only an idiot would think of leaving a fantastic and wonderful girl like you!
01:06:26Vale, I just can't live without you!
01:06:35Valentina!
01:06:36It went great, Luca!
01:06:38I got so scared!
01:06:39I'm sure he will be running back to you in no time!
01:06:41Oh, sorry, wrong room!
01:06:48You're crazy!
01:06:49No, Luca, let me explain!
01:06:50There's nothing to explain!
01:06:51People like you need to be in a dungeon!
01:06:52I was desperate!
01:06:53I met Jennifer, I told her everything and she was so nice that...
01:06:55Look, don't go forward!
01:06:56I've heard enough already!
01:06:57No, Luca, please, I did it for us!
01:06:58Don't you dare touch me!
01:07:00From now on I no longer exist for you!
01:07:01Get out of my life!
01:07:02No, no, it's illegal!
01:07:10It's illegal, right?
01:07:11Here!
01:07:12No, what do you have?
01:07:13Come on!
01:07:14So you lied, todos los problemas con tu figlia!
01:07:18Are you sure?
01:07:19Do you trust me?
01:07:21Sum!
01:07:26Ammass gloves is strong!
01:07:28I wonder if my daughter saw me now!
01:07:29Ah, don't worry!
01:07:33And instead I'm worried!
01:07:39But listen to this, what's your name?
01:07:41Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:07:43My name is Giulia!
01:07:44Julia?
01:07:46Incredible!
01:07:47Imagine there's an Italian girl called Giulia who ran away here to Miami!
01:07:50And I'm helping the father and a certain Lorenzo look for her!
01:07:56Incredible!
01:07:56Anyway, Giulia is a very common name, do you know how many there are?
01:08:02But aren't you the one who ran away to Miami, Giulia?
01:08:06No, she's a young girl too!
01:08:08He has brown hair!
01:08:11What's your last name?
01:08:17Dad!
01:08:18But what are you doing here in Miami?
01:08:20Please, keep me in the game, please, please, please, please!
01:08:24Giulia, darlings, did she give you a nice surprise for dad or not?
01:08:28Dad, how am I doing?
01:08:30Huh?
01:08:30Here you go!
01:08:33Are you your dad?
01:08:34Huh?
01:08:35I'm still your sister!
01:08:37I was too early!
01:08:38Please help me!
01:08:39A doctor!
01:08:41He's a doctor!
01:08:41He's a doctor!
01:08:42He's a doctor!
01:08:47Dad!
01:08:48But how many dads does this one have?
01:08:51I have his dad!
01:08:53Dad!
01:08:53Oh my God Lorenzo!
01:08:54Dad!
01:08:54Lorenzo!
01:08:55I have his dad!
01:08:58Help!
01:08:58Good morning, sweet little darling!
01:09:09I don't know how this could have happened!
01:09:12But it happened!
01:09:13Are we sure?
01:09:14Maybe it was just a bad dream!
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:16What a night, guys!
01:09:18Yes!
01:09:19Friendly!
01:09:20Friendly?
01:09:21We had some fun bangs!
01:09:22Well, bangs!
01:09:23Now don't get too big for your boots, okay?
01:09:25Reset everything because for me firecrackers are something else!
01:09:28But how many of these?
01:09:30But when has it ever happened that wasn't like this?
01:09:32Huh?
01:09:32In the middle of the jungle, the dangers!
01:09:33With those idiots you hang out with, with those toys between your legs!
01:09:36When did he ever pass it?
01:09:37Come on!
01:09:38And how long will it last?
01:09:39Do we want to talk about it?
01:09:40How long will it last?
01:09:41What do we shoemakers say at the shop?
01:09:43Can't complain about the quality-price ratio?
01:09:45How horrible!
01:09:48Are we getting there?
01:09:49You're cutting it all off!
01:09:51Help!
01:09:51Luck, you're cutting it all off!
01:09:53Help!
01:09:54Save me for goodness sake!
01:09:59Help!
01:10:00But what is a ranger?
01:10:01Oh my God, here comes the migraine again!
01:10:03Help rangers!
01:10:04But how is this possible?
01:10:19Was he supposed to leave yesterday?
01:10:27Hey, Luca!
01:10:28Dad!
01:10:29Mom!
01:10:30Baby girl!
01:10:31I thought you were already in Milan!
01:10:33And you in Rome!
01:10:33Guys, if we told you what happened, you wouldn't believe it, so...
01:10:37What a crazy story!
01:10:39Science fiction stuff!
01:10:40Amazing news!
01:10:42Can I say?
01:10:43From tonight Olivia and I are together!
01:10:46Together?
01:10:47It's not what it seems, I can explain!
01:10:49How together?
01:10:50But he is not a benevolent person!
01:10:53Look, the race!
01:10:54Parents stay together!
01:10:55The children too!
01:10:56We'll go on holiday with the winners!
01:10:58Christmas, Easter, New Year's Eve, the May Day Bridge, and the All Souls' Day Bridge!
01:11:01Oh sir, I feel like crying!
01:11:02All four, all four in love and agreement!
01:11:05What do you say?
01:11:07What do these faces know?
01:11:09Aren't you happy?
01:11:10Oh, not me!
01:11:11I'm done with her, she's a disturbed person, she's not right in her head!
01:11:16Disturbed?
01:11:17Eh!
01:11:17Did I hear correctly, Little One, what did the shoemaker Junior say here?
01:11:21Au!
01:11:21His daughter is a psychopath, she plots, she spies on me, she sets traps for me!
01:11:25Dad, I want nothing to do with this crazy family!
01:11:28But what would it be like?
01:11:29We said Christmas, Easter...
01:11:30You make them yourself, you and your idiot, okay?
01:11:33Treasure?
01:11:33No, darling, reset yourself for a moment, who knows you, but you do you know!
01:11:38Let's go!
01:11:38Ah, but have you really gone mad?
01:11:40No, listen, don't raise your voice or I'll get a migraine, you rude guy!
01:11:44Rude to me, that's what you taught your son, a shameful education,
01:11:47but then again I have to imagine it because the mother is a psychopath, the daughter is a psychopath!
01:11:51Now I'll teach you some manners!
01:11:53Yes, because...
01:11:53Um, bring us yours, nana, he put his hands on me, he put...
01:11:57But I'm hurting you!
01:11:58But I'm hurting you, look over there!
01:11:59Who is?
01:12:00Try, love!
01:12:00Ah!
01:12:01Did you understand?
01:12:01On the colon, on the colon!
01:12:02You have it high in your colon, you have it here too!
01:12:04They won't let you go, they won't let you go!
01:12:08Dad!
01:12:08Mom!
01:12:09Mom!
01:12:10Mom!
01:12:19Thank you, please!
01:12:26How's your mom?
01:12:28Looks cool from India!
01:12:29My dad is kind of a pig!
01:12:32Listen, Vale, I really think you're a little crazy!
01:12:37But since I'm not that clear either, I mean, madness for madness, why don't we try again?
01:12:43You can think about it, you don't have to answer me right away!
01:12:52And now who's going to tell our parents that we've made peace?
01:12:55Definitely not me!
01:13:00Miss Makochi?
01:13:01Yes?
01:13:01Your father just woke up!
01:13:04Oh, thank God!
01:13:05Just wait!
01:13:12Dad!
01:13:14Julia!
01:13:15But can I?
01:13:16You scared me so much!
01:13:18Ah, me to you, huh?
01:13:19You're right, sorry!
01:13:22HI!
01:13:23Bobbo, is it you and Giulia?
01:13:25Yes I know!
01:13:26He was with me at the party!
01:13:27Don't tell me you found it?
01:13:29Yes!
01:13:29Yes, yes!
01:13:34Thank you!
01:13:34Forgive me Lorenzo, it was all my fault!
01:13:37Oh, it's your fault, it's my fault!
01:13:40I overdid it, I pushed myself too hard!
01:13:42You understand the physical therapist, huh?
01:13:45But what about?
01:13:46I already told you, Carmen and I are just friends!
01:13:49I hit them with a joint!
01:13:50Dad, you're smoking weed now!
01:13:53Eh, one!
01:13:54In fact I felt sick!
01:13:57Who is he?
01:14:00This is Philip!
01:14:01You ran away from here to Miami to come visit him!
01:14:03No, Dad, we're just friends!
01:14:06Just friends?
01:14:07Like you and Carmen?
01:14:08We met by chance and he was very kind to me!
01:14:15That's better!
01:14:17No, because I've been thinking about it all these days!
01:14:19That they had kidnapped you, that you were dead!
01:14:21All!
01:14:22Oh, even, dad!
01:14:23Oh yes, even!
01:14:25You're still a kid!
01:14:26You could have found someone like him, big guy!
01:14:28Who could deceive you and take advantage of...
01:14:32No, Dad!
01:14:33Philip would never take advantage of a 17-year-old girl!
01:14:38It was a great reunion for you!
01:14:39You deserve a reward!
01:14:41No, but what prize?
01:14:44Actually, you could do one thing!
01:14:46But you could give away three Music Festival tickets!
01:14:49But I'll tell you right away, they're finished!
01:14:50They sell them to scalpers and they cost a lot!
01:14:53Got it!
01:14:54We, dad, you are amazing!
01:14:56What do you care?
01:14:57No, because the tickets weren't for me!
01:15:01They were for Giulia and her friends!
01:15:03That's why I came to Miami!
01:15:05Ah, for a festive occasion!
01:15:07You couldn't have told me!
01:15:08You would never have sent me there!
01:15:11You're right!
01:15:12A week ago I would have told you no!
01:15:16But now I understand a lot of things!
01:15:25You're friends, huh?
01:15:27Face
01:15:33...
01:15:36...
01:15:38...
01:15:40...
01:15:40...
01:15:41...
01:15:42...
01:15:44Thank you all
01:16:14I can't believe you came
01:16:18Oh, you just can't get rid of me, huh?
01:16:20But look, it makes me happy
01:16:21Hi Giulia
01:16:26HI
01:16:29Carmen is friends with one of the security guys
01:16:31He let us in without paying the ticket
01:16:34But did you already know her?
01:16:36No, I met her yesterday in the hospital
01:16:38Then when he was leaving he asked me for a ride
01:16:39And you brought her to your villa?
01:16:41No, I brought it straight to my house
01:16:43Because it's Armani's granddaughter's fault
01:16:45Mr. Taylor fired me
01:16:47I am sorry
01:16:49However if he tries to settle down
01:16:51You can always ask your daughter for help
01:16:53And you brought it straight to my house
01:16:57And you brought it straight to my house
01:16:59And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:01And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:02And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:03And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:04And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:05And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:06And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:07And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:07And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:08And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:09And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:09And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:10And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:11And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:12And you brought it straight to my house
01:17:13Come on Giulia, we're going to miss the plane, hurry up.
01:17:39I have to go, bye bye bye.
01:17:41Who were you talking to?
01:17:42With mom.
01:17:43And who told her?
01:17:44The truth is, I ran away to Miami and you came to get me.
01:17:47Are you angry at me?
01:17:48No, he said that in the end you're not so bad with my dad.
01:17:51He made this concession to me.
01:17:54I think you're the best of all.
01:17:59Come on, come on.
01:18:00Okay.
01:18:04Hi Lorenzo.
01:18:06Oh Bobbo, how sweet of you to come and say hello.
01:18:10At the hospital the other day I didn't have time to thank you,
01:18:12thank you, there were too many people.
01:18:14I was lucky to meet you.
01:18:16Hi Bobbo, what did dad say?
01:18:19Just a moment, Mr. Raul, just a moment.
01:18:22But who is that?
01:18:26Raul is my landlord.
01:18:29I told him that you were my father and that you would pay the rent in arrears.
01:18:32And I thought it was for affection, but instead it was for the rent.
01:18:35Look, I'm in the clear, only you can give me a hand.
01:18:42How much is it?
01:18:441500 dollars.
01:18:47Here, I'm in ruined white.
01:18:51Thank you.
01:18:52You're a great dad.
01:18:53Even in another one.
01:18:55But until yesterday I was an asshole, what happened?
01:18:57If I come to Rome I can find you.
01:19:00No, forget it.
01:19:02Go straight to your dad, go, he's waiting for you.
01:19:05Lore.
01:19:08I love you.
01:19:10I love you too.
01:19:12Even if you're pissed off.
01:19:27Listen, Vali, shall we take a selfie?
01:19:53Yes.
01:19:53But is it a problem for you if I write, me and Jennifer in South Beach.
01:19:57Like Jennifer?
01:19:58Yes, because if my friends find out that I'm in the homeland of the Cirlises and I'm with an Italian...
01:20:02They would think he was a loser.
01:20:04Exact.
01:20:05Okay, come on.
01:20:06Hello Italy, I'm Jennifer.
01:20:16Voilà, here's the 37.5 pound Polish girl.
01:20:19With the zep...
01:20:21Oh, what a coincidence.
01:20:23And what do you have from here?
01:20:25I wanted some shoes.
01:20:27And with so many shops in Milan, did you come here?
01:20:31I didn't realize.
01:20:33I think you were looking for something else.
01:20:38You didn't forget the night in the cabin, did you?
01:20:40Unfortunately, some things are never forgotten.
01:20:44Okay, can I try them?
01:20:46Let's try them, not the little escape, right?
01:20:48Listen, runaway.
01:20:49But will you give me a discount?
01:20:50The 25th, but if you knew how to earn it, you could also earn the 3rd.
01:20:53If you only knew, the thrill of the ungrammatical.
01:20:58Mariano, after fifteen minutes I'm just about to lay down.
01:21:00Mariano, even less!
01:21:01Mariano, after the quarter of an hour.
01:21:13Thank you all.
01:21:43Thank you all.
01:22:13Thank you all.
01:22:43Thank you all.
01:23:13Thank you all.
01:23:43Thank you all.