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[ANIME] Ranma ½ Season 2 Episode 2 English Dubbed
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00:00This is Ranma of the Sao Tomei School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:18And this is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:22These two teens were arranged to be married by their parents.
00:25You're not the boss of me!
00:27You're so annoying!
00:27But Ranma here suffers from a small problem.
00:35Whenever he splashed with cold water, he transforms into a girl.
00:40Aw, man, what the hell?
00:57You're so annoying!
00:59You're so annoying!
01:00Oh
01:30You have to say yes, but you are evil.
01:37I am avoiding this habit and I will regret it.
01:44Don't forget your game, I won't go and go again.
01:47You don't have to say yes, I won't go again.
01:51Don't forget the one you know.
01:54Is your number one-two?
01:58CHIA多々
02:14Ranmasau, Tomé, you STUPID
02:18Ranmasau, Tomé, you STUPID
02:21StUPID
02:23Kissing a katte like that, which was creamy confused
02:26Excuse! Stupid run-up!
02:36What the...
02:47What do you mean, kissed?
02:49I kissed Akane?
02:52Hey, stop messing around with me, you old fool!
02:54Why would I ever...
02:58Oh, hello there, Ranma. How's it going?
03:01What the hell are you doing?
03:02You scum!
03:03Oh, come on, man. What did I do now?
03:10I took this photograph of you two in secret.
03:15It's a misunderstanding, that's all.
03:20Ranma's out to me.
03:25K-Kuno?
03:26I will never forgive that!
03:37Why is everyone trying to beat me up today?
03:40After all, I don't even remember kissing her in the first place.
03:43So there's absolutely no way that can count as a real kiss!
03:47I wonder... if Akane's angry.
03:48I wonder... if Akane's angry.
03:49I wonder... if Akane's angry.
03:50Is there something wrong, Akane?
03:51Is there something wrong, Akane?
03:52I wonder... if Akane's angry?
03:53Is there something wrong, Akane?
03:54Uh...
03:58You just appear to be sighing a lot. Do you want to share what's on your mind?
03:59Oh, no, it's nothing at all.
04:00I wonder... if Akane's angry.
04:01Is there something wrong, Akane?
04:03Uh...
04:04Uh...
04:05Uh...
04:06Uh...
04:07Uh...
04:08Uh...
04:09Uh...
04:10Uh...
04:11Uh...
04:12Uh...
04:13Uh...
04:14Uh...
04:17Is there something wrong, Akane?
04:18Uh...
04:19Uh...
04:21Uh...
04:22You just appear to be sighing a lot.
04:23Do you want to share what's on your mind?
04:26The...
04:27Uh...
04:34Huh, not at all!
04:36I was just thinking about something totally trivial, that's all.
04:40Yeah, that's right. Why should I have to worry about it? It's not my fault, it's Ranma's.
04:48Yeah, this is all Ranma's fault.
04:52Excuse me, I have to go home.
04:55Oh, uh, okay.
04:57I know exactly what to do. I'll go home and beat up Ranma. That'll clear my mind.
05:10Oh, Ranma, come on in.
05:34What is with you two? You're so quiet.
05:40Hello? Doctor, are you here?
05:50Yes, I'll be right there.
06:01Uh, so, um, sorry.
06:07So you remember?
06:08Oh, uh, no. Actually, I do not. I kind of lose myself when I transform into a cat. You saw it, didn't you? Whenever it happens, I have no control.
06:20I see. In that case, it could have been anyone.
06:26Huh?
06:28Huh? No, hang on a second.
06:31What do you mean by it could have been anyone?
06:33I mean just that.
06:35Wait, hang on. Do you really think I'm that kind of guy?
06:38Well, if you aren't, then why did you kiss me?
06:41Um, well, that's because I, uh, what I said before, um, what I said?
06:49You don't remember, do you?
06:51Wait just a minute.
06:52I hate you, Ranma!
06:53Uh, well, you're not cute!
06:55Uh, you insult me? You're just a coward!
06:59Pathetic! Is that the best comeback you've got?
07:02I think you should...
07:03What?
07:04...stay as a girl and get married to some jerk in another country!
07:08Come on!
07:10Come on!
07:11All right. Sorry to keep you waiting.
07:14Huh?
07:15Wow.
07:16The stars are bright tonight.
07:19Thank you, Ranma!
07:22Wah.
07:27Stupid Akane.
07:29She makes no sense at all.
07:31I was trying to apologize.
07:34It was just a stupid kiss.
07:36So it could have been anyone?
07:38Do you don't remember?
07:40Don't remember?
07:40Don't remember?
07:42Huh?
07:44Could it be that she wasn't angry about the kiss itself?
07:52Hmm?
07:52Hmm?
07:54Ew.
07:59Ah!
08:02Ah!
08:08Ah!
08:08Sh...shampoo?
08:32Meow.
08:35Stupid Ranma, stupid Ranma, stupid Ranma, stupid Ranma.
08:40Could have been anyone.
08:43It didn't have to be me.
08:45Ranma, you really are a boy.
08:48Wait a minute, weren't you just a cat?
08:51I'm sorry!
08:54Ranma? Huh?
08:56What's his problem now?
08:57What's happening? Didn't you leave and go back to China?
09:01I did. But then I wanted to come back to make sure you are all my...
09:31Just shut up! I'm innocent, okay?
09:42Exhibit A! As you can see, it was an accident!
09:50That's it! There's nothing else to discuss! Right? Right!
09:55Huh, yeah, that's exactly what I'll do!
09:59There's no need to make any excuses and apologize. That'll just give her permission to walk all over me. Akane!
10:07Oh, look, it's Ranma. Hello, friend.
10:09Uh, hello, friend? Uh, um, it's all the thing about last night.
10:15What about it?
10:17Well, you know, in the bathroom.
10:20Oh, yes, I see. I'm not bothered about that. I'm not bothered at all!
10:25Come on, again!
10:28Whatever. I still don't think she's cute.
10:31Huh?
10:36All right, then. Who are you?
10:42You're quite impressive, after all, grandson-in-law.
10:47Huh?
10:48We'll meet again.
10:49Grandson-in-law?
10:58Ni hao!
10:59Shampoo! Welcome back! It's so good to see you!
11:02I'm confused. Didn't you go back to China?
11:04Moving in, Nudos.
11:13Wait, you've moved in here?
11:15She's opened up a ramen shop not far from here.
11:18Akane, this is really good. You want some?
11:20No, thank you.
11:23Shampoo told me about your situation.
11:25Stop being stubborn and marry her already.
11:28Oh, hi. We have a guest.
11:29Well, it's that old hag.
11:31Oh, she's my great-grandma.
11:34You get this straight. Ranma is Akane's fiancée.
11:38Becoming the wife of a strongman is the number one rule in our costume.
11:43You speak so fluently for someone who just moved here.
11:45I haven't lived 100 years for nothing.
11:48Wow, you know, you're much younger than you look.
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:53Huh?
11:55I'm telling you now, old lady.
11:57There's absolutely no way I'd even consider marrying shampoo. Got it?
12:02Huh?
12:04Ranma, Ranma. Can I have a word with you?
12:06Hmm?
12:09Oh, man. What do you want now?
12:12Huh?
12:12What the hell, shampoo?
12:20You think this kind of honey trap is going to work on me?
12:22Well, I got news for you.
12:23It's not what you think.
12:25Take a good look.
12:27And what has happened to my body?
12:28Ah!
12:32Ah!
12:36Meow.
12:38Meow.
12:40Meow.
12:40Meow.
12:42A few weeks ago, back in the Bayan Har Mountains, in China.
12:52So you decided to come back home after failing to kill Ranma?
12:56Shampoo.
12:58You have broken our rules.
13:02It looks like someone needs retraining.
13:05Prepare yourself, shampoo!
13:06There's been an increase of visitors at these cursed springs lately.
13:17But what can you do?
13:20Ah-yah!
13:23Oh, no, my daughter!
13:25Ah, yeah.
13:26That's known as the Spring of Drowned Cat.
13:28A Spring of Drowned Cat.
13:30One tragic day, 1800 years ago, an innocent cat drowned in that very spring.
13:35Ever since then, anyone who falls into this cursed spring...
13:38...will, of course, transform into a cat.
13:41Huh, just like this one.
13:43Ah, ah...
13:44Oh, no, my daughter's a cat!
13:48That's what happened.
13:51Hey, wait a sec.
13:53So this is all your fault?
13:55How does what happened to you in that story have anything to do with me?
13:58Oh!
13:59It's all because of you.
14:00You caused all of this.
14:01You know, I've had just about enough of you!
14:11Ah!
14:14You annoying old hag!
14:18Get back here!
14:19Come on, you little brat.
14:21See if you can try to catch this old lady.
14:24Catching someone like you is a piece of cake!
14:26Huh!
14:30Seems like you're all talk and no fight.
14:33It's going to take him a hundred years before he can catch me.
14:37Yo!
14:38You sure took your time, old lady.
14:40Ah, that's just what I expected from Shampoo's inevitable groom.
14:44Don't you listen?
14:45I'm not gonna marry her.
14:47Really?
14:48Well, in two or three days...
14:50...
14:50...
14:51...
14:52...
14:53You'll come running back to me,
14:54...absolutely begging me to make you Shampoo's groom.
14:57What the hell?
15:02Hey!
15:02You old hag!
15:05I did a little number on that future groom.
15:09Shampoo, it won't be long now.
15:21Come on!
15:22Come on!
15:23Pass it to me!
15:23Put pressure on it!
15:24Come on, let's go!
15:25All right!
15:26Come on, let's go!
15:27Go on, let's go!
15:27Go on, let's go!
15:27Go on, let's go!
15:27Go on, let's go!
15:27Go on, let's go!
15:28Go on, let's go!
15:28Go on, let's go!
15:28Go on, let's go!
15:28Go on, let's go!
15:29Go on, let's go!
15:29You again?
15:31Huh?
15:31Shampoo?
15:32Shampoo?
15:37Shampoo.
15:39Rama!
15:40Stop messing around and propose already!
15:43Huh!
15:43You tell that old hag, not a chance!
15:45Her mind games don't work on me!
15:47I've never been in better shape in my life!
15:49Oh, really?
15:50And how long do you think that's gonna last?
15:52Come on!
15:55Not too long now!
15:58See you soon!
15:59I hope I never see you again!
16:02Coming here just to wind me up!
16:05Yo-Kai-Hex!
16:08Huh?
16:08What the?
16:11Huh?
16:12Woah!
16:18Ha!
16:18Ha!
16:20Oh!
16:26Hmm?
16:27Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:28Oh, no.
16:29Oh.
16:29Are you kidding?
16:30Oh, no.
16:31No way!
16:31He survived!
16:32He had a scratch!
16:34Oh, no.
16:34Sure, why not?
16:35Oh!
16:35Oh, my God!
16:36Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:39I don't know if things changed.
16:40You better take a step back there, bro.
16:49Dime on her!
16:52Shampoo.
16:56That's not her either!
16:58Who the hell are you?
17:00They call me Moose, the man who is to be Shampoo's future groom.
17:04Huh?
17:05That's never going to happen.
17:07We were just childhood friends, that's all.
17:10Great, you're back.
17:13Ah, it's Moose.
17:14You lost in a fight with Shampoo when you were younger, didn't you?
17:17Well, that's because...
17:18We were only three years old.
17:22It doesn't matter how old you are, rules are rules.
17:25Anyway, you're too late.
17:27It's already been decided that this boy here is Shampoo's groom.
17:31I really wish you'd stop saying that.
17:33Have your ears fallen off, old lady?
17:35Bronma's engaged to Agane!
17:38Dad, stop it.
17:39Is this true?
17:43You want Shampoo even though you have a fiancé?
17:46Chill, bro!
17:47None of this was my choice in the...
17:49You are an enemy to women everywhere!
17:53Will you shut up and listen to me for a second?
17:55The hole!
18:09Blow of the Swan Fist!
18:15Ronma!
18:15Whoa, what a hit!
18:17Is that Ronma?
18:18I didn't even see his hands moving.
18:20Did he just say Swan Fist?
18:22No way.
18:23Could he be concealing weapons under his clothes?
18:27You sneaky bastard!
18:29Shampoo!
18:30You have to be careful!
18:32Moose is a master of hidden weapon fighting!
18:34That's right, I am indeed.
18:38Wait, what?
18:39Hidden weapon fighting?
18:41Just like a swan who gracefully swims on the water, it never shows its feet thrashing around underneath.
18:48So it's impossible to see.
18:50My hand's attacking!
18:53Hey, cut it out!
18:55Whoa.
18:56So that was his hidden weapon?
18:59There's no way I'd want to be beaten with something like that.
19:02Yeah.
19:02Mainly because it's used for potty training.
19:06That's it!
19:07Are you ready to fight me now?
19:09Why would I?
19:10Accept these terms!
19:12If I'm to win, then...
19:13You can't have Shampoo.
19:19Wait!
19:20In that case, I shall take your woman!
19:22You can just take Shampoo!
19:25No, I shall take your woman instead!
19:27Come on!
19:30Are you serious?
19:32Do you yield?
19:33I have no problem if you do.
19:35After all, we already know who the real winner is going to be.
19:39You should think carefully before committing to this fight.
19:42Everyone will see how weak you are.
19:45Will you shut up already?
19:46Fine, let's do this!
19:48I accept your stupid challenge!
19:51Hey, Ranma, wait!
19:52So, this is a man-to-man promise, then, correct?
19:55Yeah!
19:56And I won't back down!
19:57So, this is a man-to-man promise, is it?
20:01That was loud and clear.
20:04Great-grandma, are you up to something again?
20:06A challenge?
20:12Yep, that's right.
20:14They're so stupid making a promise like that.
20:17There's nothing to worry about.
20:19There's no way Ranma could lose a fight.
20:21Yeah, but that's not the problem.
20:22Hot!
20:24Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
20:27Hm?
20:29E-cold water!
20:32Everything okay in here, Ranma?
20:34The best!
20:37Is it too hot for you?
20:41Oh, but this is lukewarm, though.
20:44No way!
20:44The water was so hot, I thought my entire body was on fire!
20:47From now on, it is impossible for your body to touch any hot water.
20:59What?
21:00Oh, Pag!
21:01Oh, my goodness.
21:03I activated your full-body cat's tongue trigger point
21:06to make you sensitive.
21:11If you ever want to be a man again,
21:12then you must become Shampoo's groom.
21:14Not a chance, lady.
21:17Hey, Ronda?
21:20What are you going to do about that man-to-man promise you made?
21:23Oh.
21:25Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:30Oh?
21:47Oh!
21:48Hey!
21:49Hey!
21:51Hey!
21:51Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:53Oh.
21:54What?
21:54Oh.
21:56Oh.
21:56Happy and so ugly
21:59背中合わせどうして便利
22:03慣れ慣れし繋いでみんなの前で
22:07勘違いされたくなんて
22:11ないないないないないない
22:15Don't love 行き違え
22:18敵も気だって夢中でもゆっくり描いて
22:22逆さなあと待ってくんさすがうまくき
22:26いっぱい知るんだって教えてあげないと
22:30全然引き違え
22:33優しさに恋しこれで返しちゃう
22:37こんな難しい年のごめんねは次のスペシャルジン
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22:47飛ばそう
22:52難しい年のごめんねは次のスペシャルジン
22:56さあ抱いて隙間で靴飛ばそう
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