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The second season of Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi. When a magical realm looks to summon heroes, they’re sorely disappointed to end up with a mediocre salaryman. Mukoda Tsuyoshi may not be a hero, but this conjuring error has given him a delicious power—Online Grocery. And something about this modern food brings with it unbelievable effects. This easy access paired with his cooking skills will have patrons from across the land coming back for more!
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00:00That must be Dolan.
00:09They've got a lot going on down there.
00:12If they call it a dungeon city, then it must contain something worth conquering.
00:16Let's find it.
00:18So we will go pew pew and conquer the whole dungeon.
00:22Well, actually, Soe's master thinks we can avoid the dungeon entirely.
00:26Yeah, forget about the dungeon.
00:28We're here to get that earth dragon processed.
00:31Its delicious meat shall be ours at last.
00:33Onward!
00:35Yeah!
00:47What's with the line?
00:49To get inside, all members of a party have to show their guild card.
00:54If they don't have one, then they can pay a small fee.
00:56Even legends have to line up?
00:59It can't be helped.
01:02Leaping over the wall would be a much faster solution.
01:06No.
01:06You're going to land us all in prison.
01:09No entrance into the city means no meat.
01:12Hmm.
01:12I suppose I shall practice patience.
01:22I'm sorry we alarmed you.
01:23These are my familiars and I swear they don't typically bite.
01:27Familiars?
01:28I don't know which one is stranger.
01:29A great wolf and a little dragon?
01:32Hey, get back in line.
01:35What's all the fuss about?
01:39Who are you?
01:41I'm just an average adventurer hoping for an opportunity to talk to your city's guildmaster.
01:45You see?
01:46I've got an official license and promise I'm not up to anything funny.
01:51It certainly looks like the real thing.
01:54Excuse me, sirs.
01:55I'm expecting a guest any moment now.
02:02The rare familiars by this man's side lead me to believe he is my man.
02:07Hi there.
02:08Any chance that you're Elrond?
02:09In the flesh.
02:11I'm the guildmaster of Dolan City.
02:13Pleased to meet you.
02:14It is my deepest honor to aid a...
02:16Be sure to aid a...
03:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me try, let me try
03:12一緒が いっそが良い
03:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, iso right
03:21Attoけなくていい めちゃくちゃたっていい
03:26らしい生き方を
03:31To the right of the way, to the right of the way
03:36I'll wait for a promise
03:41To the endless days, all of us will be the best
03:46I'll hold on to you
04:01Please take a seat.
04:02A seat?
04:03On what?
04:04According to my vast research,
04:06pixie dragons like yours will only perch on this particular type of tree.
04:11Look at that!
04:13What a discovery!
04:15Behaviors never before witnessed!
04:19For you, warm tea.
04:20And for you, mana-infused flower nectar.
04:23Uh-huh.
04:25Uh-huh.
04:26Uh-huh.
04:28The literature states pixie dragons' diet consists wholly of mana and nectar!
04:34What's up with this guy?
04:36Will the earth dragon be delivered soon?
04:39Is it traveling here by cart as we speak?
04:41Ah, not quite.
04:43I actually have an item box.
04:45Well, in that case, let us be gone!
04:47Once we're at the warehouse, I can begin processing!
04:53Yes, Ugor?
05:00Your meeting with the Merchants Guild is set to begin shortly.
05:03We should be on our way.
05:05I'm afraid I need to cancel today.
05:12Ugor has a nasty habit of disrespecting my time.
05:15Please forgive him.
05:16There are no hard feelings here.
05:18We're very thankful you're able to help us at all.
05:20He has his flaws, but he's a dependable Deputy Guildmaster nonetheless.
05:26Now, before we begin, I would like to assess the specimen.
05:30A mere 238 years ago, the land's first ever Dragon Subjugation Squad came to be.
05:35Alas, I was a B-ranked Avenger at the time,
05:37and despite an overly aggressive amount of pleading to process the creatures they slaughtered,
05:41I was denied time and time again.
05:42That is why I dedicated myself to becoming an S-ranked Avenger.
05:45But much to my dismay, since that fateful day, no further Dragon Subjugation teams have been formed.
05:50Even so, I have held tight to my life's dream.
05:53I retired from the-
05:53Looky here, a big old Dragon for ya.
05:55...to get my hands!
05:56Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Yes!
06:03This is the Earth Dragon I've seen in my books!
06:05How exquisite!
06:06Its earthy tone lives up to its name!
06:08And its scales are as hard as rocks!
06:10How I long to peel them off one by one and explore every twist and turn inside this great beast!
06:15No matter how deeply you immerse yourself in research, nothing can beat the real thing!
06:21First and foremost, you must preserve every last detail!
06:26Body length, organ placement, number of fangs, alignment of bite, clawship, condition of wear!
06:31This data shall be treasured-
06:32Quit rambling and process my meat!
06:34Be polite, Fel!
06:36Makoda!
06:37Uh-huh?
06:38About the pixie dragon...
06:40I noticed it didn't touch the flower nectar, so I'm curious what it typically consumes while
06:45your party is out on the road.
06:46Uh...
06:47Help me, Dora-chan!
06:48Dora-chan?!
06:49What led you to select that name?
06:51To tell?
06:52I guess it felt fitting for a teeny tiny dragon?
06:57And his diet?
06:58Hmm...
06:59Since we always eat our meals together, he eats all sorts of things.
07:02I don't think he has any limitations or allergies.
07:05Huh?
07:06I cook a wide variety of meals and everyone enjoys them. Lots of meats and vegetables.
07:11Your Fenrir must like meat, and a slime will eat nearly anything. But that can't be how pixie dragons operate.
07:18No pixie dragon I know sips on flower nectar.
07:21Huh? So what do you eat?
07:23My species isn't picky. We eat anything, but meat's our favorite.
07:29I thought so. Dora-chan says they eat anything but like meat the best. And his appetite is enormous.
07:35Huh?
07:37What do you mean by Dora-chan says?
07:40Oh, he speaks to me telepathically.
07:42A pixie dragon speaks to you.
07:46Are you trying to tell me that you're a dragon whisperer?!
07:50In my long elven life, this is the first I have ever heard of this miraculous dragon telepathy!
07:55Tell me more!
07:56I must know!
07:57Excuse him.
07:58Though he often carries himself in a rather childish way, I can assure you he's very skilled at what he does.
08:04But this job will take some time.
08:06That's just fine.
08:07Human, tell that elf to keep his grubby paws off our meat once his work is done.
08:13Does that mean that you're only after the meat? Dragon parts are quite precious though. Their skin and blood are worth at least their weight in gold.
08:21And yet I can't eat gold for dinner. Rich is pale in comparison to good flavor.
08:25Are you planning to eat the earth dragon?!
08:27If Lord Fenrir is dining, then the chef must be...
08:30I'm gonna cook it for my party.
08:32I beg you, sir!
08:34I will gladly hand over my life savings on a silver-plattering stage for just a bite of that mysteriously magical meat!
08:40Please let me try it!
08:42That's Fel's call, not mine.
08:44Elrond, was it?
08:46If you succeed in processing the beast, I would be willing to share a small portion with you.
08:52Oh, will you really?! I'm so grateful! Thank you for your generosity!
09:04That was a lot.
09:06I gave into that mad elf's wishes far too easily.
09:10Makoto, when you came across this earth dragon, had you met one before and if not, what was your first impression?
09:15As for you, Lord Fel, I would love to hear more about your method of attack and the epic battle that must have ensued.
09:21All questions. All day long.
09:24Just for him to make us postpone our feast.
09:26I'm so hungry I'm gonna die!
09:29Sui is so hungry too, Master.
09:32Of course you are.
09:35I'm right there with you, but I don't have an enemy to work too hard on dinner.
09:40Well, I shouldn't overthink it.
09:43Let's order from the online grocery.
09:45The online grocery? What they got?
09:48Lovely!
09:49Are they selling wagyu?
09:51Oh, they're doing a Hokkaido fair.
09:53What's a Hokkaido?
09:55It's a place in my world that's known for its especially delicious cuisine.
09:59I have a feeling that you'll like it.
10:01Some Genghis Khan is an absolute must.
10:04I'm all for pre-marinated meat.
10:07Nice, there's a set that comes with the pot.
10:10I'll grab some pre-cut veggies, and I think I've earned a treat too.
10:14I spy meat!
10:19That's right up my alley!
10:21Sui wants meat too!
10:23I'm aware.
10:24Just give me a second.
10:26The pot is solid iron!
10:28This store has everything.
10:30We have pots.
10:31But this one's a funny shape.
10:33Vegetables taste a hundred times better when you cook them in this, baby.
10:37Leaves again?
10:38I ordered you to give me meat!
10:40The mutton is great, but veggies are what make this dish really tasty.
10:44And I'll show you why.
10:47You want to get the pot nice and warm without any oil.
10:51Then fill the edges up with vegetables.
10:53After just a minute, we add our meat.
10:56Ho ho ho!
10:57Place it right in the center of the pot.
11:00Drizzle with sauce and let it simmer.
11:03When the sauce bubbles, it's time to flip.
11:06Mutton and lamb taste best when they're still tender and pink.
11:11Almost ready.
11:13Lamb and mutton Genghis Khan.
11:17The meat takes up an offensively small portion of the platter.
11:20Try before you judge.
11:22The meat is amazing, but the vegetables are just as good.
11:25Mmm.
11:26You know my thoughts on grass and leaves.
11:33The flavor's divine!
11:34Tremendous depth!
11:36And the meat falls apart on your tongue!
11:38I've never eaten something so tender!
11:40The veggies are super rich and extra yummy!
11:45Aren't they?
11:46They absorb all the extra oil from the meat.
11:49I sense the essence of the meat in them!
11:52Another service!
11:54As you wish!
12:00That might have been the longest day ever, but it all worked out.
12:05The online grocery saved my butt.
12:09I've been gifted these, but I've never actually bought any for myself before.
12:13What's in that crinkly stuff?
12:15I got myself a fun dessert!
12:17When I eat something so savory, I like to balance it out with a little sweet.
12:24Try it!
12:27It's so yummy! It's Sui's tummy!
12:30I would like to test Sui's claim.
12:35Yeah, same here!
12:37Fine. Sharing is caring.
12:40Here.
12:41And here.
12:43Its crispy exterior quickly gives way to reveal a silky smoothness!
12:49And its sugary fragrance fills up your whole chest!
12:53That symbol was far too small.
12:56I need more.
12:57Sui needs more too.
12:59If you're already serving them up, hit me!
13:01I was hoping I would get to enjoy these by myself.
13:04Are you rebelling against us?
13:06Huh?!
13:07If anyone's rebelling, it's you!
13:13We stayed up too late last night.
13:16They were like kids on a sugar high.
13:18How may I help you, Makota?
13:20I hope Elrond had a successful night cause we're all getting hungry for some dragon meat.
13:28I have great news!
13:30At long last, my written analysis is done!
13:32I've painstakingly noted every detail on that beautiful creature's form!
13:36I've roamed this world for centuries and never lived a happier 24 hour stretch!
13:40I'm glad that you had fun.
13:42So he hasn't even started processing it.
13:45I will now begin the process of processing.
13:48First, I need to drain the blood.
13:50I must work quickly and with minimal damage to its glorious height.
13:53Since the skin of the Earth Dragon is incredibly tough,
13:56it can only be penetrated by specialized blades.
13:59Thankfully, I have just the tool for the job.
14:02This is the guild's treasured mithril knife.
14:08It's time.
14:09That knife was the guild's most precious item!
14:23All the records say Mithril should be able to cut through its skin with ease!
14:27My, what a truly indomitable creature you are!
14:30Too indomitable!
14:31How will I see your insides now?!
14:33Heck yeah!
14:34Dragons are the toughest!
14:35If the elf cannot pierce through the skin, how is he going to get the meat?!
14:39The only option we have now is to try an even stronger mithril blade.
14:43Say what?!
14:44Our feast cannot wait!
14:46Sorry, but it sounds like it might have to-
14:48My meats! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
14:57If there is no dragon meat, that means our arduous journey to this accursed city was all for naught!
15:04Unfortunately, we don't have any other mithril weapons.
15:07Okay, then what should we do?
15:09If you head to the dungeon, you may be able to obtain mithril ore.
15:13A dungeon expedition would be a boon to my spirits!
15:16There's no better way to vent frustration!
15:18Don't get excited yet!
15:21Poor Elrond looks like he's badly in need of a break.
15:24How about we get a little rest and regroup later?
15:27Okay?
15:31I can gather mithril and be back by lunch.
15:33If you're afraid of the dungeon, you can stay here.
15:35I'm not letting you go alone!
15:37If you go crazy in there, you'll draw way too much attention to yourself!
15:40If people realize who you are, our days of freely rowing the forest and eating as much food as we want are over!
15:47Hmm...
15:48That doesn't sound so good!
15:50Somebody gets it!
15:51Aw, but Sui wants to go pew pew in the dungeon!
15:55We'll do it some other time.
15:57This meat talk must have made you guys hungry!
16:00Let's eat!
16:01Aha!
16:02Something easy to make and quick to serve.
16:05Something full of flavor and packed with nutrients.
16:09First, let's pan fry thinly sliced orc meat and add some vegetables.
16:14By using up the leftover veggies from last night, we're killing two birds with one stone!
16:22Now for the sauce.
16:24The longer you marinate the meat, the more flavorful it becomes.
16:28But we're making the quick version.
16:30Add a squeeze of garlic paste for extra depth and sesame oil to finish it off.
16:35It has a nice aroma for something so polluted with those leaves.
16:39Garlic and sesame oil make anything smell like a dream.
16:42Serve it over rice.
16:44And voila!
16:45Your orc pork kimchi bowl is ready to eat!
16:53As a bonus, a gooey soft boiled egg!
17:01Let's dig in!
17:02Thank you for the orc pork!
17:05It tastes every bit as good as it smells!
17:08The melty egg is still his favorite part!
17:12And this rice stuff really takes it to the next level!
17:15Mmm.
17:18I've distracted them from exploring the dungeon for now.
17:21But I've gotta figure out the smithril situation.
17:27I've had enough of his ingratitude!
17:29We've gotta keep it quiet or the others will find out!
17:32I'm losing hope in our human.
17:34We need to be calm.
17:36If he would just send us the offerings, I would be!
17:38But alas!
17:39The otherworlder has utterly failed us!
17:42Just as I thought.
17:44So, that's how it is.
17:47And what are you two doing here?
17:49You ladies thought that you could leave us in the dark?
17:52You're forcing some poor mortal to give you offerings?
17:56Of course not!
17:57He's thanking us!
17:58We blessed him, so don't go painting us as bad people!
18:01Not people.
18:02Deities.
18:05Hello?
18:06Are you there, gods?
18:08I would appreciate it if you keep the infighting on your side.
18:12Let me introduce myself!
18:14God of blacksmithing!
18:16Hephaestus!
18:17And my name's Vahagen, the god of war!
18:22The gods of blacksmithing and war?
18:24Intense lines of work.
18:28A question for you, Hephaestus!
18:30Is it about the mithril knife?
18:32Maybe it's good you guys are always watching.
18:35Do you have any advice about how I could obtain a new one?
18:38Hmm.
18:39What a blessing from the god of blacksmithing.
18:41One could easily crack a sturdier blade using the same mithril ore that made up the puny knife I watched the elf snap.
18:47Well, that's awfully convenient.
18:49However, I must be persuaded into giving such a blessing.
18:53I suppose that a pot or two of alcohol when it's time to make offerings can do the trick.
18:58Hmm.
18:59We may or may not have heard a rumor that you have the power to obtain items from another world.
19:06I should have known what they were after.
19:09Requesting prey to mortals isn't godly at all!
19:12That's Ninreer, goddess of hypocrisy.
19:15If you agree, I'll send my blessing to you now!
19:18Have you practiced smithing before?
19:21You don't seem to have much natural talent for it.
19:24There's a better candidate there with you.
19:26And who's that?
19:28Uh...
19:30That slime of yours has a lot of potential!
19:33You'd be a fool to forget about the god of war!
19:36If he can't bless you, then allow me!
19:38Thanks, but I really don't plan on going to war in the near future.
19:42You have to go explore a dungeon, don't you?
19:45Maybe, but that's...
19:47Hey, I'm blessing somebody in your party, so you just tell me who it's gonna be.
19:51Alright, well, uh, just let me think.
19:54Uh, hey!
19:58Why don't you bless these two?
19:59Five!
20:00Now!
20:01Prepare yourselves!
20:03For divine blessings from the best!
20:10I'm gone, how I missed you!
20:12Apparently this is a brand new suit.
20:14I do!
20:15I needed a drink!
20:16At last.
20:18Oh!
20:19Next time, you better be quick with the offerings.
20:22Forgetting about your gods and goddesses isn't a good look.
20:24Good luck!
20:25Absolutely, ma'am, I'm very sorry.
20:29The more blessings, the merrier.
20:32I hope you three put them to good use.
20:35With those two new gods in the picture, I'll have to increase my offerings.
20:41Whoa, looks like you have a blacksmithing skill now!
20:44You'll get to try it once we get our hands on some mithril ore.
20:48So you've completely forgotten?
20:49Huh?
20:51We hunted a mithril lizard ages ago and you tucked away a bit of ore.
20:55YAH!
20:59Wait a second!
21:01You knew that we had ore, yet you were still desperate to drag me into the dungeon?!
21:06Separate issues entirely.
21:09One issue's business and the other's pleasure.
21:12Well, Sui, can you turn this into the same kind of knife Elrond was using?
21:18Hmm...
21:20Sui will try.
21:22Huh?
21:27Whoa...
21:31Uh, okay...
21:33Huh?
21:34I, well, uh...
21:36Ta-da!
21:38Oh!
21:40You did an amazing job!
21:42Looks like it's a mithril knife plus!
21:44No reason to go into the dungeon now!
21:47Not true!
21:48That is a separate issue!
21:50If I say we're not going, we're not going!
21:53If I say we go, we go!
21:54I'm in charge!
21:55I'm in charge!
21:56I'm in charge!
21:57This is a fair game.
21:58I'm in charge.
21:59It's not an easy job!
22:00I'm not going to do it!
22:01You're the only thing.
22:03Long time for me!
22:04I'm not going to do it!
22:05You're the only way to do it!
22:07The same thing?
22:08Well, here's the plan and it's not possible.
22:09We'll find the goal at the top of your destination.
22:11It looks like we have been waiting for the rest of the place.
22:14Where they're the toy, so if I'm so happy, you'll be back.
22:17No I'm not going to go until now!
22:18Any time you haven't got a daughter, I'm not going to have something.
22:20All the things...
22:21Step up, got it, finish, like it, and I'll be free,
22:25look at it, it's big, it's cool.
22:27I've been waiting for a little while,
22:29I've been looking for a little while,
22:30I'm still looking for you, but I'm still looking for you.
22:34If you look around, I don't have a feeling.
22:36If you look around here, come on, go.
22:39If you look around here, you can change the shape.
22:43Chapter 2, I'll go back to the rules.
22:45I've never been around here,
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23:20Some ten-de-pa, what-te-ge-pa, some ten-de-pa, don't-te-ge-na
23:50Blood's even stronger!
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