00:00all right I'm here what are we doing what took you so long I was at work that's no excuse I got
00:15kids man whatever anyways I got an idea on how to get famous finally let's hear it all right so
00:23everybody does viral videos right and everybody gets popular I mean we got the girl with the
00:26Chewbacca mask in the car and he gets laughed about that I thought that was Ray when he got drunk
00:32wait if it was Ray we wouldn't be here trying to do this but anyways the concept is we film all the
00:39viral videos every single one of them at once yeah from plank in to maybe we get Ray to eat a
00:44Tide Pod you're gonna get Ray to eat a Tide Pod he probably does that on his own anyways I've done
00:49that before yeah see when there's no film it okay so the first viral video that we work on is I
00:56figured nut shots is really popular so we got to amplify it we all three kick Dylan and the nuts
01:01simultaneously what no that's a perfect video no Dylan think millions of views no my wife wants
01:09two more kids look no two kids versus millions of views my wife wants two more kids okay that's a
01:17lot of lights no I'm out that's a lot of subscribers yes and he's gonna do the dishes like that
01:23fuck you fuck off is that really necessary yes it was we just lost a lot of views because of him
01:34well I can kick you in the balls for views oh no you're not touching my dick I don't want to touch it
01:40I want to kick it that same thing you to touch your toes you're gonna touch it well fine we'll move on to
01:44planking well we'll move on to planking we'll move on to planking which planking this is planking yeah
01:51pretty much damn this is stupid I don't know got like a million views on YouTube oh well can I get
01:59down though yeah sure I don't think we're gonna get nothing out of that so the planking challenge didn't
02:07work yeah my coccyx hurts shut up Ray god so I guess the next thing we can do is the Tide Pod challenge
02:16Tide Pod challenge you know the Tide Pod challenge where they take the little Tide Pods and put them in their mouth and
02:21eat them is that even safe I don't know they got millions of views and they're fine is that gonna hurt my
02:26Crohn's I don't know it might interact with your medication badly but I mean you're already on the toilet most of the time
02:32anyways rude well who cares just go get some Tide Pods I'll go check and see if I have one
02:38so I don't have any Tide Pods but I do have laundry detergent is it Tide does it matter yeah no it
02:48doesn't matter just drink it I don't want to do this you pussy it's just laundry detergent we know you suck
02:57it down fruity well just have a stomach pumped at the hospital so I'm back next challenge so
03:15what's the next challenge I figured back in the early days of 2020 licking a toilet seat was pretty
03:21popular I ain't licking no toilet seat I will of course you would Ray where's your bathroom it's
03:28back that way I'm pretty sure he wasn't supposed to be throwing up like that yeah no think you'll be
03:36okay I hope so I don't have insurance well oh well I guess that's two down two to go yeah so what's the
03:44point of this video well I mean there was that woman that went viral with the damn Chewbacca mask and
03:48all she did was make noises like what I don't know anything so I guess just make a bunch of noises
03:54why do you sound constipated shut up so what's this video well I watched a video recently where this
04:10guy was smoking a bunch of weird shit and it got really really popular like 2.2 million views
04:16so I figured I'd use smoke a little bit so smoke this what is it oh just something I found
04:23hmm it's not too bad what is it yeah it's just some weeds that I found in the field over there
04:38over there yeah that one over there why we just sprayed it with pesticides oops
04:46uh papa I don't feel so good you're gonna be okay there buddy
04:53oh come on quit overreacting it's not that bad Chris Chris
05:05none of these challenges are working I'll make one instead
05:13turn this valve on here put this switch here and turn this up off here whew let's out I'm
05:30Neomifu this is the 2023 flammable option challenge man this option is just uh have a good day
05:40huh
05:43huh
05:47uh
05:51uh
05:54uh
05:59uh
06:03uh
06:05uh
06:07Yes!
06:09Yes!
06:11Oh!
06:13Ow!
06:15I don't want to put it out though!
06:19Have a good day!
06:21I broke it.
06:23Have a good day!
06:25These matches suck.
06:27They're breaking.
06:29Have a good day!
06:31These matches suck.
06:33They're breaking.
06:35They're breaking.
06:37Have a good day.
06:43Woo!
06:45Have a good day.
06:47You're holding them wrong.
06:49Have a good day.
06:55Huh.
06:57Explosion.
06:59Got it!
07:01There's like one random
07:03beard hair.
07:05Okay.
07:07That's annoying the fuck out of me.
07:09Ow!
07:11I got it.
07:13Took you long enough.
07:15Where have you been?
07:17I was at work!
07:19Took you long enough.
07:21I ain't got nothing to say from that.
07:23Well, I mean, we've got Plankin, we've got the Tide Pod Challenge.
07:25Hell, I came up with a concept where we all three kicked Dillard.
07:27Hold on.
07:28Hold on.
07:29You're gonna get Ray to eat a Tide Pod.
07:31You're gonna get Ray to eat a Tide Pod.
07:33I can...
07:34Yeah.
07:35From Plankin to...
07:36Maybe Ray will eat a Tide Pod.
07:37You're gonna get Ray to eat a Tide Pod.
07:39If he dies, no still money.
07:40Sorry, Ray, but I mean...
07:41I figured he'd eat just detergent anyways.
07:42Damn it.
07:43The idea is...
07:44We...
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08:06Anyway, I'm out.
08:07But it's a perfect idea!
08:08Nope.
08:09Come on.
08:10That's a million views!
08:11My wife wants two more kids.
08:12So's mine!
08:13Two kids...
08:14like...
08:15For the second...
08:16So's mine!
08:17Like, damn!
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