00:00All right guys, I appreciate you coming over and helping me build this shelf.
00:14No problem. I brought the hammer.
00:17Hey, you guys want to see my new cell phone?
00:20Sure.
00:24What?
00:26Hold on, I got it in my room.
00:32Were you just trying to hit me with that hammer?
00:35No, I was trying to check the reflexes of your brain.
00:38Okay.
00:40Dude, check it out.
00:45Wow, this is a nice phone.
00:51Let me see that.
00:54It's okay.
00:56Well, I think it's a nice phone.
00:59Well, we're just here to help you build a shelf. I guess it can't be too much of a credit.
01:03Thank you, I appreciate that.
01:07Wait, how's your phone ringing in your room if you've got it in your hand?
01:11I haven't got all my stuff transferred yet. I'll be right back.
01:16Well, he's probably going to be on the phone for hours.
01:23Let's just go ahead and start building this shelf. Here, take the hammer.
01:32Hey Ray, I've got that other door on here. Toss in that hammer real fast.
01:35Okay.
01:42Butterfingers.
01:44Oh, shit. You broke it.
01:50I broke it.
01:52Well, you're the one that threw the hammer in them nuts.
01:55You told me to.
01:57Do you do everything I tell you to?
02:00Yes, I do.
02:02Well, good. That's the way I've programmed you to.
02:05What are we going to do with this thing?
02:07I guess we'll have to hide it.
02:10Here, you're good at hiding things.
02:13Yes!
02:14Yes, I am.
02:20Found the other screwdriver.
02:22Where's my phone?
02:23Oh, Ray just took it outside to see if he can get reception.
02:26How? I didn't even transfer everything yet.
02:29Oh yeah, you did say that, didn't you?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Probably walking around like an idiot.
02:34I'll go see where he's at.
02:36I'll be right back.
02:41Where's the phone?
02:42I hid it, just like you told me to.
02:44Okay, good.
02:45So now what do we do?
02:47Hmm.
02:48I do have an idea.
02:50Just think about this for a minute.
02:52You know those Walmart machines, right?
02:53You know, the ones where you can put the phone in
02:55and you get some cash and all that stuff, right?
02:57You know those.
02:58With those machines, you can just take your cell phone,
03:00get traded in for money,
03:01and then we'll just buy him a new phone
03:03and he won't even know the difference.
03:04You do have a brain up there.
03:06I know.
03:07Where's the phone?
03:08It's over there, like you said.
03:09My amnesia's kicking in.
03:11I don't know.
03:12I don't remember.
03:13You do not remember?
03:14No, my amnesia's kicking in.
03:15You just hit it!
03:16I know, my amnesia.
03:17I can't help it.
03:21Where is it, Ray?
03:22I don't know.
03:23I don't know.
03:24I could have just lost it like that.
03:30Uh-oh.
03:31Oh, man.
03:32Hey!
03:33You found it!
03:34Yeah, after I stepped on it and broke it more.
03:36Oh, no.
03:37I don't want it!
03:38I don't want it!
03:39I don't want it either!
03:40I don't want it either!
03:41No, that's why!
03:42I don't know.
03:43Just do something with it.
03:44Like what!
03:45I don't know.
03:46Just toss it!
03:47Oh my God!
03:48Oh no. I don't want it. I don't want it either.
03:54No, that's why. I don't know. Just do something with it.
03:57Like what? I don't know. Just toss it.
04:01Oh my god.
04:08Where to go?
04:13Where are you going?
04:14I gotta go to the Verizon store.
04:16Why? I forgot to fill out a paper.
04:19We'll come with you.
04:20No, you guys don't need to come with me.
04:22What about the cell phone? I'm sure you do.
04:24I don't need the cell phone.
04:26Oh, thank god.
04:27What he means is to have a safe trip.
04:34Good luck.
04:46Well, now what Einstein? I'm pretty sure the machine's not going to take that.
05:02Oh, this can be fixed. Let me show you.
05:09You see, everybody thinks fire is an enemy.
05:13But when used correctly, it can be the world's lifesaver.
05:17I once saw this video.
05:19I think it was Mythbusters or on YouTube or something.
05:22You can melt the screen of the phone back together with this.
05:25That's all you need.
05:26At least it's odorless.
05:27Hop to it.
05:30Just pour it on the phone like this.
05:32Make sure you get the whole phone covered.
05:35That should work.
05:37Then we strike a match.
05:42And then you light it.
05:55And voila.
05:56Well, now what we got is a phone that's on fire and no fire extinguisher to put it out with.
06:01Yes, the phone is on fire.
06:03And yes, I might not have a fire extinguisher, but I got something better.
06:11I've got this.
06:16That is not a fire extinguisher.
06:18No, I'm going to pound the fire out. Observe.
06:26It's out.
06:35Yeah.
06:36In worse shape than when we started.
06:38They said there was about a 99.9% chance this wouldn't work.
06:49I can't help it.
06:50There's a little bit of a margin of error.
06:52Okay.
06:53Okay.
06:54I've got an idea.
06:58And I'm sure this one will work.
07:04Man.
07:05Well, I'm glad that's taken care of.
07:08Well, I guess I can help you guys out on the shelf now.
07:11That's okay.
07:12We got it finished.
07:14Huh.
07:15Looks pretty good.
07:17I know.
07:18I hammered it.
07:19And my hammer, it does wonders.
07:21Yeah, he hammered it excessively.
07:23We actually had to fix it twice.
07:24Well, I don't see any damages, so it looks pretty good.
07:29What's the matter, Chris?
07:34What's the matter, Chris?
07:47Aw.
07:48Broke your new phone.
07:49That's sad.
07:50Yeah.
07:51You ought to be more careful.
07:54There's no way by me sitting on this caused that much damage.
08:01Oh, shit.
08:02I don't know.
08:03I mean, you have been putting on a few extra pounds.
08:04What?
08:05Look at it.
08:06This is definitely a butt frame.
08:07Just...
08:08Just...
08:09We'll leave you alone to mourn over your phone thing, and I'll take her and we'll get out
08:22of your hair for a little while.
08:23It's gonna be okay.
08:24Come on, let's go.
08:25It's just a fool.
08:26Well, it's his phone.
08:27I mean, I can't believe we got away with breaking his phone.
08:28Dude, he is literally right there.
08:29Oh, shit.
08:30I forgot.
08:31Bye, Chris.
08:32Now, try not to be mad.
08:33We're all still friends here.
08:34Oh, shit.
08:35I forgot.
08:36Bye, Chris.
08:37Now, try not to be mad.
08:38We're all still friends here.
08:51It's alright, buddy.
08:52We're still friends.
08:53And you're right.
08:54It is only just a phone.
08:55Really?
08:56No!
08:57Oh, shit.
08:58That phone has been through the damn ringer.
09:00It's been through my last two.
09:01I wonder what could have happened to it.
09:02Ain't no telling.
09:03Butterfingers.
09:04He did.
09:05Butterfingers.
09:06Butterfingers.
09:07He did.
09:08Butterfingers.
09:09Butterfingers.
09:10Damn it.
09:11Damn it.
09:12I don't want it.
09:13Great throw.
09:14Great throw, Matt.
09:15I don't want it.
09:16Great throw, Matt.
09:17I don't want it.
09:18I don't want it.
09:19I don't want it.
09:20I don't want it.
09:21I don't want it.
09:22I don't want it.
09:23I don't want it.
09:24I don't want it.
09:25This bullets st confian.
09:26I'm stuck.
09:27I am stuck.
09:28I got it.
09:29Oh, shit.
09:30No.
09:32We't too damn utterly.
09:32In the honor of the other guys.
09:34I have a little too...
09:36Ew.
09:37Butterfingers.
09:38Bus Bruno Binks.
09:39You need to get stuff done now though.
09:40I don't want it.
09:41Cool.
09:42Sweet.
09:43Mother Fantastic boy.
09:44I don't want it!
09:54That was way too short.
09:56Who wants it?
10:00Anything! Toss it!
10:04Just toss it!
10:06Okay!
10:08Right there!
10:10I don't want it!
10:12What's your phone?
10:14Try again?
10:30What happened to Cleary?
10:32I was going to hit my throat.
10:34I hit my throat!
10:42Whoa!
10:46I thought that was going to hit the house!
10:52Damn!
10:56Damn!
10:58Energy!
11:02Perfect!
11:04They probably just stuck it up by coffee!
11:06Why is that truck so high off the ground?
11:08It's right!
11:10Oh it is right here?
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