Slow Horses Season 5 Episode 3

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Transcript

00:00...Sophia Gridlock, which is hampering the response of emergency services.

00:04There is no word for what caused this.

00:12Take her down to interrogation cell 8.

00:15The fight cube?

00:16Yep.

00:18I know my rights. I need to talk to my dad's lawyer.

00:21Don't get any phone calls.

00:23And if you did, you'll better off calling a dry cleaner.

00:27And a dentist.

00:30Why am I getting my updates on burning cars from the news?

00:36Apologies, Mum. We've been waiting until we know for sure what happened.

00:39And do you?

00:40Well, we've ruled our terror. There weren't car bombs.

00:43It seems a chemical in the fuel caused the engines to seize up and overheat.

00:46And what are the fuel companies saying?

00:47Denying liability. Flaiming sabotage.

00:50First desk is looking into how and where it might have taken place.

00:53Where is he?

00:54I don't understand.

00:56Why are they still all these burning cars on the roads?

00:58Er, the police can't move them until the flames are out.

01:02And the firefighters can't get in there until the gridlock eases.

01:04Yeah, but then...

01:07Oh, excuse me.

01:07Sorry.

01:15Whelan.

01:16We met on your jog.

01:20Do you have an official comment on the story we're going to run for Dodie Gimbles, Colin?

01:24You shouldn't have this phone number.

01:25How dare you.

01:29There will be repercussions, I promise you that.

01:31The repercussions are on you.

01:33If you weren't so busy chasing skirt, maybe we wouldn't have shootings in gridlock.

01:39What's this traffic situation contained?

01:43Er, yeah.

01:43About ten minutes ago, I was about to shut down every gas station in London.

01:47Petrol station.

01:48Petrol station.

01:49Thankfully, we established that all the affected stations had a delivery from one single tanker,

01:54so traffic should be back to normal by the end of the day.

01:56The fence at the depot was cut, so we're assuming that's where the tampering happened,

02:00likely by climate protesters.

02:02The police said,

02:02Well, London Mayor Zaffer Jaffery has issued a statement calling for calm in the wake of what sources are saying is the result of fuel tampering.

02:12While the emergency services are doing everything they can to get the roads clear,

02:16I would urge people to leave their calm and the road to do now.

02:20We're going to get them, right?

02:22Or if the police are going to get them, I'm going to get them.

02:23I'm going to get them.

02:32I'm going to get them.

03:02You may want to say, you've got fun and to say, you're foolish, you're foolish, you're fake.

03:12There's always a hope on this slippery slope, somewhere I go searching to get back in again and build up your shame and dance with the big boys again.

03:32The gridlock is focused mainly around those vehicles, so Muswell Hill, Elephant Castle, Myelin in the city.

03:43No fatalities, although there is a pensioner in intensive care.

03:47Sorry, why has the explosives unit been stood down?

03:54Well, that would have been nice to know.

03:59So why did the engines explode then?

04:05Well, once the fire is out, get forensics in.

04:07They should be able to tell us what the chemical was and where it came from.

04:11What's the plan?

04:11It doesn't help that I'm stuck over here.

04:13The usual.

04:15It's to do nothing.

04:17Yeah.

04:18As long as I know.

04:19Devon, I want them in lockdown while she sweats her.

04:22And we know the CCTV turns up.

04:24Where's Shirley Dunder?

04:30Check the downstairs left.

04:33She'll either be shoveling one up or curling one out.

04:37Phones.

04:38I gave Shirley some money to get us all breakfast.

04:42Not you, I'm afraid.

04:43It was before you arrived.

04:45Hey, where are you going?

04:51Well, talking to breakfast made me a bit peckish.

04:54There's fresh cake and crisps downstairs.

04:56Sit down.

04:57It sounds like your breakfast is coming.

05:02River?

05:04What?

05:06I can't hear you.

05:09Come on, stop playing games.

05:13And give me your phone.

05:13Coe, it's a lockdown.

05:20Give me your phone.

05:21Hand over.

05:21No comms.

05:22This is a lockdown.

05:23This is a podcast.

05:24I don't care.

05:25Come on, give me your phone.

05:25Otherwise, she's going to call up the two dogs that are in Roddy's office.

05:29Coe, I can't hear a fucking thing.

05:32I'll see you in a sec.

05:34Why are you being so helpful?

05:36Well, just occasionally he's not really the most responsive.

05:39But I don't know why I bother.

05:40Crack on.

05:41You're familiar with the Slough House brief?

05:43I assume.

05:45Mm-hmm.

05:45Well, then you'll know that some of us have issues.

05:49Get to the point.

05:51Well, it's just that listening to music...

05:53Oh, gross.

05:54Listening to music or podcasts has the effect of calming Mr. Coe down.

05:59What happens if he doesn't listen to something?

06:01I'm not sure.

06:02We've never prevented him before.

06:06Okay.

06:07Listen to the damn music.

06:08Whatever.

06:11It's a poor course.

06:12Ain't no prison goat that can hold me.

06:24The only prison I fear is the prison of the mind.

06:30And I bossed out of that years ago.

06:33I am mythical.

06:35Historical.

06:36And futuristical.

06:38Body hoe is merely the latest incarnation of my most potent energy.

06:42I cannot be created.

06:44I cannot be created.

06:46You're destroyed.

06:48So I said no, motherfuckers.

06:51The only difference between him and me is I don't believe in laws.

06:54I am the law.

07:00How long has he been doing this?

07:02About 20 minutes?

07:04Straight?

07:05What cause is that?

07:07Is that a lack of breastfeeding or too much breastfeeding?

07:10Hey, come on.

07:12I'm sure the forest animals that are found in did their best.

07:17What is going on here?

07:19Why do you pull these people off the hub?

07:22Apologies, ma'am.

07:23His response to the room has been unusual.

07:29Wow.

07:42Welcome, Clarice.

07:43No, Roddy.

07:45I'm going to let you sit here quietly for five minutes

07:49and think about this room

07:51and all the things that I can make happen in it

07:54if you don't help me.

07:57Okay?

07:58See you shortly.

07:58Bye.

07:59Bye.

08:00Bye.

08:31You fucking first.

08:34Room for a little one.

08:36Don't fucking touch me.

08:38Oh, for fuck's sake.

08:39Why, you just walk in and surrender, did you?

08:43Why didn't you warn me? We were swarming with pricks.

08:45I did, I called you.

08:46The whole of London is kicking off.

08:48I couldn't hear you.

08:50Right, well, I couldn't hear that you couldn't hear me, could I?

08:55For God's sake, Shirley, you used my money to buy wine.

08:58Yeah, see, what I thought was there'd be that much more for the rest of us.

09:02Well, you can't fault her logic.

09:04Are you really going to start the day with wine?

09:06It's a bit early for spirits, but knock yourself out.

09:09I'm telling you, there's something going on out there.

09:11A little gridlock.

09:12Flight's up to speed. Maybe she'll gain to share.

09:16There's been an incident at some petrol stations.

09:19Three.

09:20What kind of incidents?

09:22It's a park business.

09:23Oh.

09:25And babysitting us is that park business as well.

09:27That feels a bit below you.

09:29Number three.

09:31Coe, what is it that you're saying?

09:33On the list.

09:34Did I mention it previously?

09:39The destabilisation strategy.

09:41I was trying to allude to it, rather than mention it in front of this unexpected company.

09:46Yeah, well, the main reason not to mention it in front of everyone is out of sheer embarrassment at the batshit lunacy of it.

09:52Number three is disrupt the transport.

09:55He thinks sinister forces are trying to bring down the country.

09:59Yeah, but it's bollocks.

10:01Doesn't make any sense.

10:03I mean, why try and disrupt London traffic when it is already permanently fucked?

10:10Always gone back in.

10:12So, is that enough of a pattern for it to be a destabilisation strategy?

10:16It's not.

10:17Why did someone try and kill Roddy? That's what we should be worrying about.

10:20And why did they try and kill him with the same gun that executed the Abbotsfield killer?

10:27What?

10:27Wait, how do you know that?

10:29Taverner.

10:30And why are you just telling us that now?

10:33Because I've been thinking.

10:36Executed? I thought the Abbotsfield killer killed himself.

10:39Taverner.

10:40You used the word executed.

10:43And flight's not correcting me.

10:48Excuse me.

10:50Couldn't spare me some change, could you?

10:51I'm trying to get an hospital.

10:53Have a nice day.

10:57Bad day.

10:59Every day's bad, mate.

11:01Nobody's got any money.

11:02Yeah.

11:03Hard times all around, eh?

11:06I mean, they don't have any coins or notes.

11:08Pay for everything on the phones.

11:11Hey.

11:12I got some money for you.

11:19And something I think you want more than money.

11:24Oh-ho.

11:26Not so fast, though.

11:32Needed to drop something off first.

11:34Sorry about that.

11:51About what?

11:55Oh, my God.

11:56Oh, fuck me.

11:57Oh, fuck me.

11:59That's bad.

12:00I really think you should see a doctor.

12:03Oh, I think you gave me lung cancer.

12:04Was that a fart?

12:06Yeah, mostly.

12:07I'm not saying I like the sound, but it does serve as a sort of early warning system.

12:11Oh, no, no.

12:11Stay in the room.

12:12Stay in the room.

12:13Oh, fuck me.

12:14I know what you're doing, lad.

12:16I'm expelling excess gas.

12:19It's the most natural thing in the world.

12:20It is completely unnatural.

12:22It's like you're a porpoise grave in your arsehole.

12:24Oh, fuck me.

12:25That's bad.

12:26Oh, that's not a good blend of smells.

12:27Flowers and shit.

12:29Yeah, you might want to keep hold of that.

12:30I think I hit a seam.

12:31Fuck me.

12:32You're up to something.

12:33I'm up to my nipples and acid refluxes while I am.

12:37Me thinks the Donald's in order.

12:39No, no, no.

12:39Not in there.

12:40I don't want to hear it.

12:41Yeah, I don't want to breathe it.

12:43Do I have permission to use the downstairs bud while then?

12:48Please let him go.

12:49He fucking reeks.

12:51We're going to have this baby right here if we're not careful.

12:54Oh, somebody get some towels.

12:56Okay, yeah, go.

13:11Is he like that all the time?

13:13I wouldn't know.

13:14I don't normally work weekends.

13:17You know, it really stands out, your ex-old bill.

13:20You've got a problem with that?

13:22Oh, actually, like pigs.

13:26Yeah, you know where you are with the filth.

13:28Yeah, it's ugly, eh, Morrow?

13:30Yeah, I slipped my fiver.

13:33They'll show you a dead body.

13:34I'll show you one now if you're not careful.

13:38Yeah, but that hasn't worked, does it?

13:39Because if I was dead, you wouldn't be able to show me my own dead body.

13:44Yeah, this banter stuff's harder than it looks.

13:46Shall I, uh, leave it open?

13:57Are you coming in?

13:59Sit yourself.

14:03If you're looking for the gun in the cistern, I already dealt with that.

14:07Cistern's the first place I look.

14:10They're not in the man, actually.

14:12Oh, hello, Martin.

14:21Looking well.

14:23Thanks for dropping by.

14:24Is there a reason we're not in your office?

14:27Uh, lovely day.

14:31Lovely view.

14:33And, uh, I wanted a legal opinion.

14:36Off the record.

14:37As MI5's legal counsel, I don't really do off the record.

14:40Well, hypothetical.

14:42Uh, hello.

14:43Goodbye.

14:48Sorry.

14:48Hello.

14:49As I was saying, hypothetical.

14:51Like a parlor game, kind of.

14:53Say, I needed a D notice put out about someone.

14:59Me.

15:00But in a private capacity.

15:02Sounds like you should be talking to your personal lawyer.

15:04I'm not sure she's got the heft.

15:05And given how you're the chief legal advisor to the security services, of which I'm in charge,

15:11it seems to me that the, uh, needs of the service and my own are as one.

15:15Is this security related?

15:17Of course it's for...

15:18Well, relax.

15:20Relax.

15:20Hypothetical.

15:22I'm just anticipating.

15:24It's what I'm doing.

15:25And...

15:25Given how we're ruffling Gimbal's feathers.

15:29And his wife, you...

15:30You know, his wife?

15:31Wife's first, not a tabloid.

15:34Well, she hasn't known animals towards me.

15:37And there could be some...

15:39Un-underhand things coming my way.

15:41Unpleasantly.

15:41Lies.

15:43Scandalous lies.

15:44Well, not scandalous.

15:45Just lies and...

15:46You know.

15:50What the fuck was that?

15:53I don't know.

15:56What the hell was that?

15:58Did another car explode?

16:00Isn't the petrol station's going?

16:02We don't know.

16:03There's a lot of confusing intel right now.

16:06Well, that's hardly an excuse, people.

16:08Where am I, five?

16:10I need un-confusing intel right bloody now.

16:12Anyone?

16:18Someone's just posted this.

16:19What?

16:40Hurry up!

16:42You must be finished by now.

16:44Bomb's gone off.

16:45Oh, come on.

16:45It's not that bad.

16:46Regent's Park Zoo.

16:47I'm heading down there.

16:48I've left Johnson upstairs to watch them.

16:50Keep them in hard lockdown.

16:51No comms.

16:52And don't trust or listen to that human for us.

16:59She wasn't talking about me, was she?

17:01What were you doing in there?

17:03Oh, for sale on.

17:05My ring piece isn't what it was,

17:06so I leave a lot to gravity.

17:08You just stayed in there to make me wait.

17:16I'll lift a seat up for you, if you need to go.

17:22I know.

17:24We don't torture people.

17:25I've seen all the internal files on that,

17:27so why don't you just drop the theatrics

17:30and come at the king head on?

17:31Oh, Roderick Ho.

17:35Or should I say Clint Wolf?

17:37I have many none to get.

17:40Clint Wolf.

17:42Dragonslayer.

17:43The Human Tripod.

17:45The True King of Gondor.

17:47Occasionally, Ice Monroe.

17:49Do you have any connection with the incel community?

17:54Specifically, the unseen.

17:57Is this your subtle way of asking

17:58if the Ramrod's getting any?

18:00Hmm.

18:02Full disclosure.

18:05I'm a very sexual creature.

18:07Oh, who?

18:08Yeah.

18:09Roddy by name, Ho by nature.

18:11I'm the opposite of an involuntary celibate,

18:13involuntary fuckboy, more like.

18:15That's enough of that.

18:19We've been through your phone.

18:20We know all about your relationship with Tara.

18:23Why was she interested in you?

18:27Finest mind and finest body in MI5.

18:29Oh, she knew you were in MI5.

18:32You're allowed to tell your spouse.

18:34And she's more than a spouse.

18:35She's a soulmate.

18:37Someone tried to murder you last night.

18:40Does this concern you?

18:41Murder is a very strong word.

18:42It's also an entirely accurate description

18:44of what happened.

18:47The gun had been used before

18:48to execute the Abbotsfield killer.

18:53Okay.

18:55Coincidence.

18:56Happenstance.

18:57Have you seen Magnolia?

18:59Yeah?

18:59Tom Cruise, he rocks in that film.

19:01It taught me a lot about women.

19:02Why would someone want to kill you?

19:05Jealous ex?

19:07Hell hath no fury like a Roddy ho ex, yeah?

19:09Once you've tasted Michelin Day,

19:10it's hard to go back to junk food.

19:12Oh.

19:13It's too much for some women.

19:14It's like orgasmic vertigo or the Benz.

19:16Roddy, you don't have to do this.

19:19We both know you don't have any exes.

19:23No, you're not a Lothario.

19:25You're not James Bond.

19:27Your relationship history consists of a series

19:29of deeply awkward, prematurely terminated encounters,

19:34followed by periods of intense neediness

19:36and borderline harassment until you are blocked.

19:41Which leaves me to ponder,

19:43as I'm sure you have pondered yourself,

19:45what made Tara different.

19:52Sorry, he deliberately targeted the penguins.

19:54Yep, killed 22 of them.

19:56Thankfully, no human casualties.

19:59We have him on CCTV heading towards the zoo.

20:01Carreymore looks like a thermos.

20:04There he is, entering the zoo.

20:06Witnesses say he threw it in and ran.

20:08The device must have reacted with the water,

20:09something like a pressure trigger.

20:11This is him.

20:13Okay, well, I think we can presume

20:15he didn't make it himself.

20:17Where did you get the bomb?

20:19A man.

20:21I didn't know it was going to do this.

20:25Did he say why he wanted you to do it?

20:26No.

20:28Who the fuck wants to kill penguins?

20:31What did you think it was going to do?

20:32He said it would turn the water red.

20:35Symbolic.

20:36Not actual blood.

20:38Did he give you something for it?

20:40He gave me 50 quid.

20:42And he said he was going to give me a hit.

20:44What did he look like?

20:46A man.

20:47You said that.

20:47Anything else apart from his gender?

20:49Age, ethnicity, nationality?

20:5130s, baby.

20:53White.

20:54The Italian, the Spanish.

20:56I don't know.

21:01Can I get me ice?

21:03I've earned it.

21:05What do you think?

21:07I think I should get something for date.

21:10I'm going to eat by a fucking flipper.

21:12Yes.

21:13All right.

21:23At the zoo?

21:25Seriously?

21:25That doesn't make any sense.

21:30What else do we know?

21:32Uh-huh.

21:36Okay.

21:37Keep us posted.

21:38He'll want to issue some sort of statement.

21:41Did you get the photo for Instagram?

21:43Uh, I had to take that call.

21:45Oh, for God's sake.

21:46I can't ask to hug her again, can I?

21:48Someone threw a bomb into the Penguin Pool at Regas Park Zoo.

21:51Uh, who the hell does that?

21:53Uh, mentally ill junkie.

21:55Yeah, you can't, you can't use language like that.

21:57You mean someone who suffers from substance abuse issues.

22:00Pretty sure mentally ill's out of bounds as well.

22:02He said someone gave him the bomb, but there's no real sense as to who gave it to him or why.

22:05Uh, sorry, um, sorry for your loss.

22:12London grieves for you.

22:14I'll be back for the memorial service tomorrow,

22:16where we'll set out together on the long path of healing

22:20and make London wonderful again.

22:24What is happening to this city?

22:26This is insane and terrible.

22:29I've got some more bad news.

22:32This evening's debate is no longer going ahead.

22:33I will not give in to terror.

22:37It's not going ahead because of Gimbal.

22:39It's pulled out.

22:41He thinks they're going to use Abbotsfield to score political points.

22:44Good, he's running scared.

22:46I'll hold my own then.

22:48I'd score even more points without him there.

22:50A serious explosion occurred at Regent's Park Zoo this morning.

23:01The Metropolitan Police have informed us

23:04that they located the device that was detonated inside the penguin enclosure.

23:10Christ.

23:11The bomb that went off killed a load of penguins.

23:14What the fuck?

23:16That's mad.

23:17Penguins.

23:18Is it connected?

23:20Number four, seize the media.

23:22God.

23:23Hey, I need to seize your media.

23:25You shouldn't have a phone.

23:26No, he has special dispensation.

23:29We should listen to him.

23:30Don't look at me like that.

23:35Shit.

23:36It's happening.

23:38It's really happening.

23:39Sorry.

23:40How the fuck do you seize the media with penguins?

23:43That's all that'll be on the news for days.

23:46People fucking love penguins.

23:48I mean, look how teary-eyed you lot just got.

23:50You push Abbotsfield right off the headlines.

23:53So you believe code?

23:55Well, three items on the destabilization list I can pass off as a coincidence,

24:00but four means it's real.

24:02Okay.

24:03So what comes next?

24:05Five.

24:07Yes, I can count.

24:08What is number five?

24:10Assassinate a populist leader.

24:13The mail debates this even.

24:15Well, Gimbal.

24:17Gimbal's a populist.

24:18What, they're going to whack Gimbal?

24:19Well, I need to speak to the park urgently.

24:22You don't get to speak to anyone.

24:23You're on lockdown, remember?

24:25That came from the park.

24:27Okay, let me call flight then.

24:29She told me to not let you communicate with anyone and to not trust you.

24:32Pretty sure you were there when she said it,

24:34so why would she want to call from you?

24:35Well, fuck it then.

24:37You call her.

24:38You mistake me for someone who takes orders rather than gives them.

24:42Okay, then give her a message.

24:44What's the message?

24:46Someone is about to try and kill Dennis Gimbal.

24:50Evergreen statement.

24:52Oh.

24:53Abbotsville.

24:55The traffic disruption.

24:57Now this fucking bomb at the zoo.

25:00They're all part of a destabilization strategy.

25:04The next on the list is assassinate a populist leader.

25:07So right now, we're at DEFCON, shitfuck, bollocks and scramble,

25:11and the park don't even realize it.

25:13I embarrass you, so you embarrass me.

25:20Is that what you're going for here?

25:24But first of all, you didn't embarrass me.

25:27I confiscated your gun.

25:28It's humiliating.

25:30So you try and make me look like a fucking prick.

25:32Wells, Wells.

25:33Just pass on the message.

25:35Seriously, he wouldn't even get up out of his chair if it wasn't important.

25:37I'm old enough to remember when you thought Coe's theory was batshit.

25:41You did.

25:42Yes, but everything you say sounds batshit.

25:44It is batshit.

25:46Sit down, old man.

25:47Where is she from?

26:14France.

26:16France?

26:18You sure?

26:20No.

26:21I asked her where she was from, and she said,

26:25lot of places, which I thought sounded pretty cool.

26:29I might use that line myself, actually.

26:31Why didn't you tell your co-workers about her?

26:33My last relationship ended badly.

26:35I didn't want to jinx it.

26:36Well, your last relationship was with a bot, Roddy.

26:40We think it was profiling you, identifying weaknesses,

26:42so that they could manipulate you.

26:44Okay, yeah.

26:45This all seems very conspiracy theory, yeah.

26:48So, can you just go out there and get Tara on the phone, and we can straighten this all out?

26:52Her phone's dead, and she's not at the address she gave you, which she also gave to the events company she was working for.

26:59In fact, we don't even know if Tara is her real name.

27:04Why would she give me a false name?

27:07She was a honey trapper.

27:13She lied to you.

27:17Manipulated you.

27:19She's trying to extract something from you.

27:22Something about Abbotsfield.

27:24She didn't get anything.

27:30That's why they tried to kill me.

27:34See, but this is what happens when a honey trapper gets a taste of honey themselves, you know?

27:38The things, they go like her.

27:40Yeah, I've seen it before.

27:41It was in the Cindy Crawford flick, I think.

27:43She only did a couple of things.

27:44Roddy, you're fighting reality here.

27:46Look, it's rule number one, never fall in love with the target, but forbidden fruit always tastes sweeter.

27:53It became a real relationship.

27:55She turned against her handlers, risked everything.

27:57I mean, that's why they tried to take my life, to punish her and all women.

28:04But mainly her.

28:08The numbers might be low for the rally.

28:10What, because Gimbal's not rearing?

28:12You're saying he's more of a draw than me?

28:13No, because the gridlock's still clearing.

28:15And the bomb at the zoo has people on a niche.

28:17Some people are going to stay at home.

28:19Well, they can't, okay?

28:20I want a full room.

28:21I can't talk to an empty room.

28:22Dad?

28:24Oh, Burfan.

28:26You changed your hair again.

28:28Yeah, I want her to be more distinctive.

28:30Hands on your head.

28:31What's going on?

28:31Hey, hey, let go of my son.

28:33We're arresting him for breaking into a depot and sabotaging the fuel supply.

28:36That is absolutely absurd.

28:37What proof do you have?

28:39You just showed us his confession.

28:42Oh, Burfan, what have you done?

28:44Unlike you.

28:45I followed my conscience.

28:46No, you've done this to embarrass me.

28:48No, you embarrass me.

28:49No.

28:50Okay, what are you doing for my generation?

28:51Look, I told you, we can only go one step at a time on these issues.

28:54No, you're all talk and no action, Dad.

28:56Okay, there is no time.

28:57The planet is dying from plastic.

29:00The last thing we need is another plastic politician.

29:03We shouldn't be there.

29:04Plastic politician.

29:14Berlin was the ultimate lockdown.

29:27Spook Zoo, they called it.

29:34No one ever escaped.

29:38I was a babysitter for fuck-ups.

29:41And much like I am now.

29:43Much like you, Devon.

29:46Except I had some charm and charisma.

29:51A bit of raw sex appeal.

29:52Fuck off.

29:55Fuck off.

29:57Stasi was the real deal.

30:00Yeah, fucking monsters.

30:02Loved to torture people.

30:03Took pride in it.

30:08I had no rules.

30:10No conscience.

30:13No compassion.

30:13Yeah, they picked up a joe of mine.

30:19Brought him in.

30:22Be honest with you.

30:23I think I'd rather be crucified than have to go through what you went through.

30:27Where did you get that?

30:30No, I found it.

30:31Oh.

30:32Come on.

30:33No.

30:33Standish.

30:34I'm fucking gasping.

30:35It's just the one.

30:36No.

30:36There, you want that?

30:45Yes.

30:46Go on.

30:47You could have joined the stars for yourself, you know.

30:50You'd have fitted right in.

30:53No mercy.

30:57Inventive, though.

30:59They could turn anything into a weapon.

31:02Eastern block budgets didn't stretch to blow torches.

31:05So they made their own.

31:10They got an aerosol can.

31:13And a lighter.

31:17And they burnt all the skin off the soles of his feet.

31:20And then made him stand.

31:22For days.

31:24And make him piss into a bottle.

31:26Then they'd pour it in his mouth.

31:28And if he didn't swallow it, they'd beat him around the head with it.

31:32So three days of this, he's on the brink of death.

31:36And the stars, he can see that his body would give up before his resolve does.

31:41They'd have happily killed him.

31:43But then they wouldn't have got what they wanted, which was a name.

31:48Stored in the poor bastard's bad head.

31:50So they found it was only a weakness.

31:55He had met a woman.

31:57Local.

31:59He got on serious, mate.

32:01And maybe not love.

32:01But the closest thing to speak can come to it is a fucking lonely life, Devon.

32:06Sometimes you just, you know, you just grasp at any spark of perfection.

32:15So I couldn't blame him.

32:16Well, they were shacking up together in a safe house.

32:23Got sloppy.

32:28Yeah.

32:29Anyway.

32:30They, uh...

32:31They brought her in and they worked her over in the same room as him.

32:36So he could see it.

32:41But even then...

32:44He didn't break.

32:47He refused to give them anything.

32:49Even while they burnt all skin off of that beautiful face he loved so much.

32:57Even when they beat her in the stomach with a fire extinguisher.

33:00Even when she screamed.

33:03Yeah.

33:04Binge-fung.

33:07What's that mean?

33:08I'm pregnant.

33:10Fuck.

33:12He begged him to stop hurting her.

33:16He pleaded with him.

33:19But he still wouldn't give them the name.

33:23And it was only when the scream stopped and the woman and the baby, their baby, were dead.

33:30At the start he realised.

33:34The only reason he wouldn't give them the name.

33:36Was because he didn't know the fucking name.

33:44Never had.

33:46Fucking hell.

33:46What'd they do to him then?

33:53Oh, he was free to go.

33:56As we are now.

33:58What?

34:00What the fuck are you doing?

34:01No!

34:07Oh, God.

34:10No!

34:11Give me my fuck.

34:27Fuck me.

34:29You lot were really paying attention for once.

34:33Hey.

34:34Hey.

34:35Hey.

34:36Hey.

34:37Hey.

34:38Hey.

34:39Hey.

34:41We did ask you nicely.

34:53Fuck you, man.

34:55You'll be thrown out for this.

34:56We've already been thrown out.

34:59Come on, fuckwits.

35:01Oh, I love that we're still fuckwits, even though we just broke out of lockdown.

35:07Everyone's going to have to type those out again when we get back.

35:10Nope.

35:10Fuck you.

35:14Fuck you.

35:15Fuck you.

35:16Fuck you.

35:17Fuck you.

35:38All right.

35:39Everyone off to the debate.

35:40Everyone off to the debate.

35:41Debate's cancelled.

35:42They're holding separate rallies.

35:43Ah.

35:44Okay, you go with Carp Wright, head to Gimbels, is the obvious target.

35:49You go to Jaffrey's, just as a precaution.

35:51Hey, can I get one of those guns?

35:56No, you can't.

35:57We're going to need them more than you.

35:58Pam, that story.

35:59Was that you?

36:00Were you the one being tortured?

36:01We fuck you, Jaffrey's.

36:02I made it up.

36:03Um, well, I'll go with Shirley, then.

36:04Where are you going?

36:05Away from you.

36:06Did Tara ever ask you about the aspects of you?

36:07I don't need them more than you.

36:08I don't need them more than you.

36:09Pam, that story.

36:10Was that you?

36:11Were you the one being tortured?

36:12We fuck you, Jaffrey's.

36:13I made it up.

36:14Um, well, I'll go with Shirley, then.

36:18Where are you going?

36:19Away from you.

36:25Did Tara ever ask you about any aspect of your work?

36:29Look, if she was ever tasked with finding anything out, that went out the window when she fell for the whole lot.

36:35If you are lying, or even if some tiny little thing genuinely set your mind...

36:43You will be locked away for a very long time.

36:47In a much nastier and smaller cell than this.

36:51I'm telling you, she had no interest in me being a spy.

36:55It meant nothing to her.

36:57She wasn't even fussed when I showed her I could hack into the MI5 database.

37:02You did what?

37:04Chill. I was just trying to impress her.

37:06Sorry, just to be clear, you showed her how to enter the MI5 database.

37:11Relaxed, yeah? She couldn't replicate it.

37:13I've got the fastest fingers in the West.

37:16You can quiet me on that.

37:17And was she ever left alone?

37:19No.

37:20Never.

37:22Apart from when I went to get the door for the pizzas.

37:24Like 20 seconds tops.

37:27But like I said, she wasn't fast.

37:30She loves me for who I am, not what I do.

37:32Bart Jones.

37:34Did I just hear that right?

37:36He left her on her own with access to our entire database.

37:40And we have no idea who she is, what she was, or what she did.

37:43Find Ho's girlfriend and tell IT to check the system for a breach.

37:55It's a strange, strange game.

38:00Strange, strange game.

38:06You don't even know my real name.

38:10It's a strange game.

38:14You've got to carry the plane and the strange, strange game.

38:24You're out on the field trying to get in.

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