00:00You
00:08Why can't you guys be awesome like me super strength
00:24This is just great, you know how hard it is to clean in between my sensitive
00:29robot parts dismantle me you guys can't even program a VCR
00:33VCR 1980s device that allowed you to take television shows even if you weren't at home
00:39They mostly use VHS tapes even though Betamax was clearly the superior format and nobody knew how to program that clock on
00:44I mean you had to be like a rocket scientist figure that one out, so they always flash 12
00:49VCR's revolutionized home entertainment
00:59I've told you it's not like that as national security advisor. I can help more people
01:12You know why we're here Batman war
01:16Over 100 million people died when atlantis sank western europe into the ocean
01:20Another 32 million slaughtered when the amazons invaded the united kingdom and renamed it new Themyscira
01:26We have to take down aquaman and wonder woman before their war destroys what's left of the world
01:31He went in without a plan or backup. That's where you come in
01:35If we want to win this thing, we need the best tactician on the planet
01:38You
01:40You can't just turn your back on this Batman. Now. We've got a chance to stop this war and save the world
01:46And save the world
02:00He's not with me
02:02Who I am doesn't matter what I know does
02:06Which is?
02:07I've talked to their technology
02:11I know their plan
02:13They're terraforming the earth
02:15It's about to get ugly
