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00:04:52¡Vámonos! ¡Por aquí, por aquí!
00:05:22Jerry, turn it down, Jerry.
00:05:30I'm going to kill you, Jerry, I swear to God.
00:05:34Can you believe my brother listens to Elvis?
00:05:37The geek is living in the Stone Age.
00:05:45Get off me.
00:05:47God, can I have any peace in this house?
00:05:52I love you, Jerry, hey, hey, I'll give you good love, I don't care.
00:05:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll give you good love, I don't care.
00:06:09Jerry! Jerry!
00:06:15Jerry!
00:06:18Don't go rumble, man.
00:06:20Elvis is dead, Jerry.
00:06:23So is that rock, Dad, but I still love him.
00:06:25What'd you find?
00:06:27More fossils.
00:06:28Go get your sister and come help me.
00:06:40Listen.
00:06:42Hulera speaks.
00:06:43Why don't you cut it out with the hocus pocus?
00:06:45I thought you were a modern engine.
00:06:46I am not an engine.
00:06:50I am third generation to look for a chieftain.
00:06:52Yeah, whatever, look.
00:06:53Here, there's another 50 bucks.
00:06:56Show me the cave.
00:06:57I'm insulting my land and my people.
00:06:59Get off your high horse and take the half a yard and come on, let's go!
00:07:02No.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:04You go.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05The tour is over.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07Vamos.
00:07:07Yeah, okay, I'm going.
00:07:09Vamos!
00:07:09Hey, people are touchy, aren't you?
00:07:11Come all the way to South America for what?
00:07:13Bunch of crummy rocks?
00:07:14You know, okay, okay.
00:07:16No, no, no.
00:07:46No, no, no.
00:08:16Yep, probably having coffee and donuts with Elvis.
00:08:22Who do you think misses are the most?
00:08:25Oh, I don't know.
00:08:27There's a pretty little lady named Ruby.
00:08:30Yes, yes.
00:08:32It's a girl.
00:08:33Do you love Ruby?
00:08:36Yeah, like a rock.
00:08:38Then why'd you give her puppies away?
00:08:44Times are hard, Jerry.
00:08:46There's no way we can afford to have five more animals around here.
00:08:50I think she misses...
00:08:52I think it...
00:08:53Daddy?
00:08:55Nope.
00:08:56I didn't even ask you anything.
00:08:58You're not going anywhere in that getup.
00:09:00She looks like Madonna and Heat.
00:09:02Shut up, you little dweeb.
00:09:03Monica, it's a school night.
00:09:05I did all my homework.
00:09:07Please, Daddy?
00:09:08I don't like you running around with that older crowd.
00:09:13It's just Spike and Rusty.
00:09:15You know who's Spike and Rusty.
00:09:16Whatever happened to brain-dead Danny?
00:09:19You're just jealous because you don't have any friends.
00:09:21Honey knows no.
00:09:22But you're not going out on a school night.
00:09:25Fine.
00:09:26Fine.
00:09:27I hate this stupid farm.
00:09:34Don't feel bad.
00:09:36Mom couldn't handle her either.
00:09:38Who says I can't handle her?
00:09:41I can handle her.
00:09:57I can handle her.
00:10:27Open Sesame Baby Snakes.
00:10:54Ow!
00:10:55Ow!
00:10:57Don't you jokers sneak up on me like that again.
00:11:05You hear me?
00:11:07You hear me?
00:11:08Oh, yeah.
00:11:10I didn't hear that.
00:11:13Maybe they put something in my Gatorade.
00:11:17Nah.
00:11:18The little savages wouldn't have their guts.
00:11:24Oh.
00:11:25That gave me a heart attack.
00:11:54Oh, man.
00:11:56Oh, man.
00:12:10It's like a meat locker in here.
00:12:11Oh, man.
00:12:12It's like a meat locker in here.
00:12:14It's like a meat locker in here.
00:12:28Bingo.
00:12:31Oh, man.
00:12:32Oh, man.
00:12:34Oh, would you be quiet?
00:12:36¿Dónde estás?
00:12:43¿Has olvidado tu key?
00:12:46Padre, yo...
00:12:48Tú estás en gran problema, Missy.
00:13:06¿Dónde estás?
00:13:36No, no, no.
00:13:36No, no, no, no...
00:13:38No, no, no, no...
00:13:38No, no, no, no...
00:13:39No, no, no, no...
00:13:40No, no, no, no...
00:13:40No, no, no, no, no...
00:13:44Put them back.
00:13:45Slow and nice.
00:13:47Take it easy with a knife, OK?
00:13:49Please.
00:13:49Please.
00:13:51How come these...
00:13:52How come these eggs are so small, Jeffy?
00:13:56Many million moons ago
00:13:57the son Akurebra came down from the mountains
00:13:59and presented these small mutant eggs
00:14:02to the Tolupos tribe before he died.
00:14:04He promised that if we kept them cold and sacred
00:14:08That no harm would ever come to our people
00:14:10These are not just eggs
00:14:13They are symbols of eternal life
00:14:17Thanks for the history lesson, amigo
00:14:20Hasta luego
00:14:34Dad, what do you think you'll get for your date this time?
00:14:38Rudolph
00:14:39What did you say?
00:14:40Nothing
00:14:41Good
00:14:42You got no say, young lady, after that stunt you pulled the other night
00:14:45I want a life
00:14:47I don't want to go to a dumb museum
00:14:49I mean, why can't we ever go to Disneyland or something?
00:14:52They got some neat stuff at those Angel City exhibits
00:14:54I am sick to death in those dirty rocks
00:14:58Like I said, you have no say
00:14:59You're on probation, young lady
00:15:01Then I'm jumping bail
00:15:02I'm running away
00:15:03I want out
00:15:04Open the door, Jared
00:15:07What?
00:15:08Open the door, your sister wants out
00:15:10Daddy
00:15:11There you go, jump, jump
00:15:13Daddy, cut it out!
00:15:14Should I give her the evil?
00:15:15Don't touch me, little creep
00:15:17Alright, sit back and bite down
00:15:18Close the door, Jared
00:15:20It's not funny
00:15:33You know, whatever you think they're worth, ma'am
00:15:37Vicki
00:15:40Jerry, get Ruby away from there
00:15:43Oh, she's okay
00:15:45Ruby?
00:15:45Why are you all so nervous about everything?
00:15:48I'm not nervous
00:15:49You've been coming in here for eight months
00:15:51And you're still calling me ma'am
00:15:52Have you...
00:15:55Have you, um, decided on a price?
00:16:00Would you relax?
00:16:01I'm not going to bite you
00:16:02I know that
00:16:04You have very pretty eyes, Mr. Taylor
00:16:12It's Frank
00:16:16So
00:16:17Shall we take another look at what you got here, Frank?
00:16:23Absolutely
00:16:23Oh, my
00:16:29What?
00:16:31I think you got an as you right here
00:16:34Is that good?
00:16:37It's great
00:16:38Hey, Dad
00:16:42You should see the dorky shirt Monica got
00:16:44No, it's not
00:16:46It's really cool, Daddy
00:16:47See?
00:16:48Say hello to the nice lady kids
00:16:49Hi, Vicki
00:16:50Hi, Vicki
00:16:50Hi
00:16:52You want us to get lost?
00:16:56No, no
00:16:56We're just talking about rocks
00:16:57He's getting ripped off
00:17:00Shut up
00:17:01Hey, welcome back, Mr. Sarno
00:17:04Hey, what's going on, sweetheart?
00:17:05Mr. Sarno, you remember the Taylors?
00:17:07Hi, folks
00:17:08Get away from you, Steve Ball
00:17:09Mr. Sarno
00:17:11Usual price
00:17:15Yeah, but Mr. Taylor has some new as you rights
00:17:18It's still dino poop, Vicki
00:17:20Usual price
00:17:21But
00:17:23I'm sorry, Frank
00:17:30It's the usual price
00:17:31Whatever's fair
00:17:33It's not fair
00:17:34It's just the way it is
00:17:37It's not your fault, Vicki
00:17:38I'm gonna go talk to him
00:17:41No, no, no
00:17:42No, it's okay
00:17:43No, it's not okay, Daddy
00:17:45I know, we saw an unbelievable
00:17:47I said it was okay
00:17:48You're a stubborn man, Frank
00:17:53Proud, stubborn
00:17:55You name it
00:17:57Passionate
00:18:00Sometimes
00:18:04When?
00:18:09Daddy, are we gonna hang out in this boneyard all day?
00:18:12We haven't seen the Teodactyl exhibit yet
00:18:14What do you do?
00:18:15Can we please blow this messy pop stand?
00:18:17Keep your shirts on, we're going
00:18:19Oh, I'm sorry, I'll go get you
00:18:21Vicki?
00:18:23Yes
00:18:23Um
00:18:25Um, nothing
00:18:31Daddy
00:18:33Get the cooler
00:18:36Jerry, get the cooler
00:18:38Ruby, get the cooler
00:18:41Sam, Sam
00:19:00You wouldn't believe me if I did tell you
00:19:02No, I can't spill it to the papers right now
00:19:04Because it is big
00:19:05Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big
00:19:08Radio City Music Hall, big
00:19:10What are you looking at?
00:19:12I didn't say anything
00:19:13Yeah, but you were thinking something
00:19:14What were we talking about there?
00:19:16Oh, yeah
00:19:17Yeah, no, no, no
00:19:18It's bigger than sunken ships
00:19:20Look, I don't want to get pretty hysterical here
00:19:21But I think I'm gonna change the course of natural history
00:19:24No, you're gonna have to read about it in the funny papers
00:19:26Toodles
00:19:27Have a good trip?
00:19:32I found the Holy Grail
00:19:33And I ain't whistling, Dixie
00:19:34Do you want some water?
00:19:39No
00:19:39Oh, you'd like to see me choke, wouldn't you?
00:19:42Hey, I didn't say that
00:19:43Yeah, but you were thinking it
00:19:44No, sir
00:19:45What I was thinking is that you're being a little rude to the tailors
00:19:48Who?
00:19:51Oh, them
00:19:52Oh, screw them
00:19:53I got bigger fish to fry
00:20:03Hey, hey
00:20:11Hey, man
00:20:13Shut up, you made me carsick
00:20:27I'm stealing your beans
00:20:29Getting pretty cozy with Professor Cupcakes, huh?
00:20:34Honey, we're just friends
00:20:36Leave him alone, he's horny
00:20:39Hey, hey
00:20:43What did I do?
00:20:51I'm gonna be a very, very rich man
00:20:53Can I go?
00:20:56No
00:20:57Go get the cooler
00:20:58I'm gonna crack open this little bottle of champagne
00:21:01And you and I are gonna drink a toast
00:21:03What's taking so long?
00:21:19I'm dying of thirst in here
00:21:20Is that Sam Simon from the Times?
00:21:28In the phone flesh
00:21:29I can hear the spit running down his chin
00:21:32What's in this thing?
00:21:33A cure for cancer?
00:21:36You're thinking small, my dear
00:21:38What are you talking about?
00:21:40Drink up, honey pie
00:21:40Salute
00:21:41Right
00:21:42Open it
00:21:47Behold, I give you prehistoric life
00:21:51A turkey bone?
00:21:55What?
00:21:57What the hell is this?
00:21:59Turkey bones?
00:22:00Sandwiches?
00:22:02Wait a minute
00:22:04This isn't my cooler
00:22:05My babies
00:22:06Where are my babies?
00:22:08My eggs
00:22:09Where are my eggs?
00:22:11Did you bring the cooler in?
00:22:37Nope
00:22:37Monica
00:22:39Monica
00:22:39What?
00:22:46Get enough to eat there?
00:22:52It's a gold monster
00:22:54Squash it, Dad
00:22:56You are such an immature specimen
00:22:59Where is the cooler?
00:23:00Where is the cooler?
00:23:01Where is the cooler, Monica?
00:23:03I don't know
00:23:04That was Barf Boy's job
00:23:05Well, it's not the truck
00:23:07And it doesn't have any legs
00:23:08So obviously it didn't walk off on its own
00:23:10Daddy, it's getting cold
00:23:15Keep looking
00:23:15That was a $50 cooler
00:23:17Maybe it popped out
00:23:19Maybe it popped out when you hit the tracks back there
00:23:20My face is turning into plaster at Paris
00:23:24I didn't hit those tracks that hard
00:23:26Dad
00:23:27Have you seen Ruby?
00:23:29Come on
00:23:30I don't know
00:23:43Mary
00:23:44I don't know
00:23:45I don't know
00:23:47I don't know
00:23:50I don't know
00:23:50You're going
00:23:52You're going
00:23:53I don't know
00:23:53Oh, hello, Mona
00:24:01Monica
00:24:02Whatever, is your daddy home?
00:24:05Wait here
00:24:20Ah, Mr. Taylor
00:24:21Oh, what can I do for you?
00:24:23Well, there's been a slight little mix-up
00:24:25And what might that be?
00:24:26Uh, well, I believe I have something of yours
00:24:29And I think that you have something of mine
00:24:30Great, we have been looking all over all night for this
00:24:33Thank you, thank you very much
00:24:34Sure
00:24:34Oh, what a sweet young thing
00:24:36Excuse me, I have to go wash my hair
00:24:39Lovely, child
00:24:40Okay, where is it?
00:24:42Pardon?
00:24:42Don't get cute with me
00:24:43Where's my cooler?
00:24:45Your cooler?
00:24:47Hand it over, farm boy!
00:24:48I don't like your tone
00:24:49And I don't know what you're talking about, mister
00:24:50Sorry, I'm sorry
00:24:51I've just, uh, I've just lost something very, very precious to me
00:24:55Something you can't put a price tag on
00:24:56Here's 200 bucks, give me
00:24:57Give you what?
00:24:58Look, I'm sure it was all perfectly innocent on your part
00:25:01But your family has mistaken my cooler for yours
00:25:03Uh, by accident, of course
00:25:04That's possible
00:25:05We looked high and low for that, but
00:25:06Give you 300
00:25:07It's not a question of money, Mr. Sarno
00:25:10Good night
00:25:11Will somebody shut that pooch up before I go crazy?
00:25:35Could you feed her, Jared?
00:25:56What's with her?
00:25:58Maybe she's in here
00:25:59I guess we'd better keep her down there for a while
00:26:03That Anderson Spaniel's been hanging around here again
00:26:05Oh, please don't let her be preggers again
00:26:07That last letter we gave away almost broke her heart
00:26:10So what do you care?
00:26:13I care
00:26:14All right, I'm fine
00:26:19I got it down, don't feel it
00:26:21It's our time, Ruby
00:26:30It's our time, Ruby
00:26:30Oh, my God
00:27:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:07¿Ruby, te hagas estos chicos?
00:27:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:14¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:18¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:29¿Cómo te llamas?
00:27:34¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:40¿Cómo te llamas?
00:27:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:47¡Elvis!
00:27:51i know how it is alvis
00:27:59i'm a meat and potatoes man too
00:28:21you're sleeping alvis
00:28:32you're asleep
00:28:34where'd you sleep
00:28:51wait
00:29:12where's the flighty one
00:29:21oh great
00:29:27me my turn it's always my turn
00:29:31i've done this bs faithfully for five years
00:29:34i'm so sick of it
00:29:36daddy
00:29:40jeez what was that a bat
00:29:43good god it had a nose like my math teacher
00:29:46just stay calm
00:29:49oh great
00:30:00monica
00:30:01she's gonna rattle me
00:30:06keep them in here
00:30:08sorry
00:30:23sorry
00:30:37hold it babe i just had that fender restrung get off me i'm gonna kill this thing no you're not it's ruby's king
00:30:50what
00:31:03no you're not it's ruby's king
00:31:04what
00:31:05what was that
00:31:08honey
00:31:09we got company
00:31:11come on
00:31:15i don't like this
00:31:18stop acting like a girl
00:31:19i am a girl demi
00:31:21look they're gonna be more scared of you than you are of them
00:31:25see
00:31:55¡Felicidades!
00:32:17¡Sé, ¡howdy!
00:32:18¡He just got kissed on the tush by the king!
00:32:21¡Get that beast away from me!
00:32:24Watch your tongue, sis. Elvis just needs a little meat.
00:32:29Right, Elvis?
00:32:34They can't be going even Monica's butt, Elvis.
00:32:38You'll get indigestion.
00:32:41Or brain damage.
00:32:44Let's see.
00:32:49Not lamb chops.
00:32:52That'll skin me alive.
00:32:54All right.
00:32:58Ah, how about some bologna?
00:33:04Elvis.
00:33:13Don't go messing with my cookies, man.
00:33:16It's for dessert.
00:33:17Watch the fingers, Godzilla.
00:33:35You're invading my space.
00:33:38Ruby, do something.
00:33:51You're kind of cute.
00:33:55I can barely hear you, Mr. Sarno.
00:34:04Those double-dealing sons of crooks.
00:34:08The tailors are good and honest.
00:34:10Those dirt farmers led me on a wild goose chase.
00:34:13You didn't find your cooler?
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:15Yeah, I got the cooler.
00:34:16I got it in my hip pocket.
00:34:17No!
00:34:18I do not have the cooler.
00:34:19I went robbers.
00:34:21Donna.
00:34:22There's more pterodactyl.
00:34:33More pterodactyl.
00:34:35That's a girl's name, man.
00:34:37It is a girl, man.
00:34:38Si
00:34:40Ok fine
00:34:42¿Por qué te llamas la stegosaurus?
00:34:45Bon Jovi
00:34:45Si, that was a nice drink
00:34:47Pero ¿cómo porcan?
00:34:49No, no, we're not calling the catosaurus
00:34:52Hammer
00:34:53¿Cómo por qué te llamas la esposa?
00:34:57Sí
00:34:57The stegosaurus es Jack
00:35:03Fine, pero la brachiosaurus, Paula
00:35:06Y el chasmo es Hammer.
00:35:25King disagrees, man.
00:35:28Sicarabas.
00:35:33Jerry.
00:35:36Jerry.
00:36:04Jerry.
00:36:06Open this door.
00:36:09Monica.
00:36:12What's going on?
00:36:14Who locked this door?
00:36:19Just make sure Madonna stays down here.
00:36:29Dad?
00:36:30Why is this door locked?
00:36:34There's a lot of crazies out there, Dad.
00:36:36This is a farm, Jerry.
00:36:38We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:36:39You kids tell me that all the time.
00:36:41It can happen anywhere.
00:36:42What can happen anywhere?
00:36:44Axe murder.
00:36:46They keep you in your sleep.
00:36:47So, what's going on, Jerry?
00:36:51Nothing.
00:36:53How's the reason being coming?
00:36:55Where's Monica?
00:36:57Downstairs, taking care of Ruby.
00:37:00That dog's got hormones popping left and right.
00:37:04Monica!
00:37:04Monica!
00:37:05Monica!
00:37:06She's just fitting for me.
00:37:07Monica!
00:37:08She's just fitting for me.
00:37:09Hi, Daddy.
00:37:11What are you doing in there?
00:37:12Feeding Ruby, keeping her out of trouble.
00:37:15Isn't that what you want?
00:37:16I want you two to hightail it up to the living room.
00:37:20Because I know when you're up to something,
00:37:21and you're going to sit down,
00:37:22and you're going to tell me what it is.
00:37:30Working late, Miss Vickman.
00:37:32Oh, God.
00:37:32Why do you scare the bejesus out of me?
00:37:35I'm sorry.
00:37:35I didn't mean to.
00:37:37What are you still doing here?
00:37:38My job.
00:37:40Whitey, I've got to ask you a question.
00:37:42Now, don't take this wrong,
00:37:43but we're missing a cooler from the lab,
00:37:46and I was just wondering if...
00:37:48Well, I do take it wrong, Miss Vickie.
00:37:51I clean and watch over this place like it was my own child.
00:37:55I've been working here for over 20 years,
00:37:57and I've never taken so much as a tissue.
00:38:00I'm sorry, Whitey.
00:38:02I didn't mean to insult you.
00:38:03It's just that Mr. Sarno's breathing down my neck about this.
00:38:07I'm embarrassed I even brought it up.
00:38:10You're the only honest Joe in this whole place.
00:38:12I knew it!
00:38:13I knew it was Whitey.
00:38:14Good job, Vick.
00:38:15Rico, no!
00:38:16Get his legs!
00:38:17Sir!
00:38:17Call the law, Vicky!
00:38:18Sir!
00:38:19Stop it, Rico!
00:38:21You're going to jail, scrub monkey!
00:38:23Sir!
00:38:23Call the cops!
00:38:29Whitey, are you okay?
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:31What about me?
00:38:32You need a long rest, Rico.
00:38:35I'm sorry, sir.
00:38:36I know, I know, I'm fired.
00:38:39See you tomorrow.
00:38:40What are you looking at?
00:38:44Nothing.
00:38:46Absolutely nothing.
00:38:47Oh, is that another one of your little wives, Greg?
00:38:50He's a sweet old man.
00:38:51He'd steal plastic forks at a company picnic.
00:38:55Your mind is going.
00:38:57Is it?
00:38:58And where were you when the cat was away?
00:39:00Making like a mouse?
00:39:01What?
00:39:02Oh, you're the only one left, Vicky.
00:39:04It's just you and you alone all by yourself, right?
00:39:07Mr. Sarno, I never touched your precious little cooler.
00:39:10How do I know that?
00:39:11I don't know that.
00:39:12I didn't take it.
00:39:14I could have your little archaeological grant taken away like that.
00:39:17You are really losing it, Rico.
00:39:19Yeah?
00:39:19I'll show you losing it.
00:39:20I know when someone's lying to me.
00:39:26I can tell by their eyes, and you two are lying.
00:39:28About what, Dad?
00:39:29We'd never lie to you, Daddy.
00:39:32Do you think I'm a fool?
00:39:34Do you think I am some Rube who just fell off the raisin truck?
00:39:38No, Daddy.
00:39:39We don't know what you're talking about, Pop.
00:39:42Oh, you don't, huh?
00:39:45Ruby's pregnant, isn't she?
00:39:48What?
00:39:49You heard me.
00:39:50I told you to keep her away from that Anderson spaniel.
00:39:52Dad.
00:39:53Dad.
00:39:54Ruby's not pregnant.
00:39:57Oh, she isn't, huh?
00:39:59No, but we think you should consider it.
00:40:01She's real lonely.
00:40:03Not a chance.
00:40:04It's not fair to Ruby keeping her cooped up down there like that.
00:40:08She has rights, too.
00:40:09Yeah, if Monica was in heat, you wouldn't lock her down there.
00:40:12Don't help me.
00:40:13Go to Kmart and get yourself an IQ.
00:40:15Well, that's a good one coming from Miss 55 and Science.
00:40:18You're so dense.
00:40:20All right, cut it out.
00:40:21We have been through this a hundred times.
00:40:23We have plenty of pets around here.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:26Now, if I hear one more word about this, I'm going to have that dog...
00:40:29Okay?
00:40:34Do I hear okay?
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:39Okay, then.
00:40:39Go to your rooms.
00:40:52Tell me I don't know how to handle them.
00:40:54I know how to handle them.
00:40:55I have to handle them.
00:40:57I know how to handle them.
00:41:01Thank the cruise.
00:41:23¿Dónde están mis clases?
00:41:45¿Dónde está mi calma?
00:41:47¿Cuántas veces tengo que decirte? No sé.
00:41:50¿Dónde está mi calma?
00:42:20¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:22¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:24¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:26¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:28¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:30¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:41¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:44¡Dónde está mi calma!
00:42:45Oh, boy.
00:42:48Oh, boy.
00:43:15Oh, boy.
00:43:45Oh, boy.
00:44:02Monica!
00:44:04Jerry!
00:44:05Get down here on the double!
00:44:15What in the hell is this?
00:44:20It almost bit my head off.
00:44:21I wish you wouldn't do that.
00:44:22We'd yell at us.
00:44:26Jerry?
00:44:28He's the new king, Dad.
00:44:30What's going on?
00:44:31Where in the Sam Hill did you find these things?
00:44:34In the cellar.
00:44:36Well, that's where we keep them, Daddy.
00:44:39It's no big deal, Dad.
00:44:42You two have some explaining to do.
00:44:44And it better be good.
00:44:47Now, get these things out of here.
00:44:51Pronto!
00:44:51Yes, Dad.
00:44:53Yes, Dad.
00:45:14Me.
00:45:15Always me.
00:45:16When am I, the maid?
00:45:18You three waiting on so many,
00:45:20And you watch all those hands.
00:45:23Three, two.
00:45:26Shh.
00:45:28Hold on to me.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30What?
00:45:31What?
00:45:32What?
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00:49:06¡Gracias!
00:49:36You mean, funny-looking little creatures?
00:49:40Like mutated dinosaurs?
00:49:42No, these are dinosaurs.
00:49:45What did Daddy just say?
00:49:47That's impossible.
00:49:49They look pretty real to me.
00:49:52Frank, dinosaurs haven't been around for 65 million years.
00:49:56Well, they're back, man, and they're looking for trouble.
00:49:59Hey, cut the Elvis act, huh?
00:50:00We're trying to work this out.
00:50:04Can I see them?
00:50:06Come on, Elvis. Come on, Elvis. Come on, Elvis.
00:50:18This isn't normal. They can do major damage.
00:50:21What are we going to do, put them on a leash?
00:50:23Hey, look at them.
00:50:24They're sure they're cute.
00:50:26Come on, come on. Come on.
00:50:28All right.
00:50:30I've got to pay the bills.
00:50:32Am I right, Vicky?
00:50:33Mm-hmm.
00:50:36Are you okay?
00:50:48Say hi to Elvis, Vicky, dude.
00:50:51Hi.
00:50:52He loves a ladies' man.
00:50:56Get that crocodile away from her nose.
00:50:58I thought she might like to meet the new king.
00:51:02I don't trust that one.
00:51:03Frank, I think I'd like to take a look at it.
00:51:05Why? It's butt ugly.
00:51:07You're hurting the king's feelings.
00:51:10Frank, can I just please take a closer look at it?
00:51:15See?
00:51:16Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
00:51:19These things were over 40 feet long and seven tons.
00:51:23The biggest terrestrial carnivore that ever lived.
00:51:26Guess we got the runts of the litter.
00:51:32They're a reverse hybridization of the species, Frank.
00:51:35It must have been frozen in those eggs for ages.
00:51:38They're awfully small, but they're still the real deal.
00:51:43Sort of a Darwinian redo.
00:51:46We told you.
00:51:47Oh, gosh, Frank, you cannot give these back to Sarna.
00:51:52But they're his eggs.
00:51:53So? Give him the shells.
00:51:55There you go, Dad. It's all settled.
00:51:58Elvis and the sidekick stay.
00:51:59It's not right.
00:52:01Frank, I'm telling you,
00:52:03Sarna will put them in a circus
00:52:04or he'll ship them off to Hollywood.
00:52:06Those will be five giant dollar signs to him.
00:52:12Get this vampire and bat away from me!
00:52:14Okay, Monica, call her off.
00:52:18Come to Mama.
00:52:23That's a good material, girl.
00:52:26Mama?
00:52:42Yes, son?
00:52:43Just want to say goodnight, Dad.
00:52:45Oh, goodnight.
00:52:45I'll see you in the morning.
00:52:46Bye-bye.
00:52:48Mind if I say goodnight to Vicki?
00:52:51Goodnight, Jerry.
00:52:54Goodnight, Vicki.
00:52:57Okay, everybody said goodnight to everybody else,
00:52:59so goodnight.
00:53:00Don't let the bed bug...
00:53:02Wait a minute.
00:53:03Where's your sister?
00:53:04I don't know.
00:53:05From bed, I guess.
00:53:06Goodnight.
00:53:06Goodnight.
00:53:07Goodnight.
00:53:07I'm sorry.
00:53:15I guess Monica forgot her manners.
00:53:17Oh, you don't have to apologize.
00:53:19Your kids are adorable.
00:53:21You want them, you can have them.
00:53:22You don't mean that.
00:53:29You want another drink?
00:53:33Oh, no.
00:53:34I should get going.
00:53:35You're not going anywhere.
00:53:38Well, I can't stay here.
00:53:39Please.
00:53:42I don't want anything to happen to you.
00:53:44Thank you.
00:53:51I'll sleep on the couch.
00:54:06Frank.
00:54:08Frank.
00:54:08All right, I heard that.
00:54:12Monica.
00:54:14Oh, Frank, Frank, Frank, it's okay.
00:54:16I won't have that nosy bird poking its beak into my business.
00:54:19Now, that one gets locked up with the others tomorrow.
00:54:22Frank, they're not zoo animals.
00:54:24I can't have those varmints running wild on my place.
00:54:27Frank.
00:54:27Hmm?
00:54:28You worry too much.
00:54:30Yeah?
00:54:30Mm-hmm.
00:54:31Mm-hmm.
00:54:32Mm-hmm.
00:54:33Mm-hmm.
00:54:34Mm-hmm.
00:54:35Mm-hmm.
00:54:36Mm-hmm.
00:54:37Mm-hmm.
00:54:38Mm-hmm.
00:54:38Mm-hmm.
00:55:08Buenas tardes.
00:55:12Buenas tardes.
00:55:16¿Qué?
00:55:18¿Los hearts blanco?
00:55:20Son raisins.
00:55:22Buenas.
00:55:26Los niños me dieron.
00:55:30Buenas tardes.
00:55:32Deberías ser muy orgulloso.
00:55:34¿Estás divertido con mis espacios?
00:55:38¿Me?
00:55:40Buenas tardes.
00:55:42¿Quién va a terminar su pequeño proyecto?
00:55:46No puedo vivir estas cosas para siempre, ¿sabes?
00:55:52Voy a hacerlo pronto. ¿Por qué no los ponemos dentro?
00:55:56¿Por qué no?
00:55:58¡Mónica!
00:56:00¡Mónica!
00:56:02¡Mónica, vuelve aquí!
00:56:06Voy a hablar con ella.
00:56:08¿No piensas que debes poner las pantas primero?
00:56:12No soy el tipo de abuelo.
00:56:18Puede que me has fooled.
00:56:20¡Mónica!
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00:59:04Now crawl back to your car.
00:59:08Are you out of your stinking mind?
00:59:10Watch me crawl.
00:59:12Oh man, this is really humiliating.
00:59:14They're my babies, not yours.
00:59:16I'll be back.
00:59:18Maybe not.
00:59:20Oh man.
00:59:22Get off my land.
00:59:23Boy.
00:59:26You got a real attitude problem raising breath?
00:59:32Danny, I heard a shot.
00:59:34What's going on?
00:59:36Nothing.
00:59:36I just ran off a chicken thief.
00:59:51Here.
00:59:52There you go.
00:59:53Oh, you're such a cute little dino.
00:59:57How do you like your new home?
01:00:00How do you like it?
01:00:01I bet you like it.
01:00:03Oh, there you go.
01:00:05Oh, sweetie.
01:00:07Hi.
01:00:08Here you go.
01:00:09Are you happy here?
01:00:13Oops.
01:00:14You don't eat leaves.
01:00:16Sorry.
01:00:16This is excellent, Vicki.
01:00:41Thanks.
01:00:44Grape leaves are very good.
01:00:48Monica.
01:00:49What?
01:00:50You haven't touched yours.
01:00:51I'm not hungry.
01:00:53Monica.
01:00:54All eaters.
01:00:55You would.
01:00:56I would.
01:01:01I'll put yours in the fridge.
01:01:02How's that?
01:01:04May I be excused?
01:01:05I'm excused.
01:01:08Monica, please.
01:01:10Let her go, Frank.
01:01:12Ditto.
01:01:15Fine.
01:01:15Fine.
01:01:16You're excused.
01:01:16No excuse for you, Cheryl.
01:01:23What crawled under her armpit?
01:01:29I'm not talking about that.
01:01:30I'm talking about you.
01:01:31What's bugging you?
01:01:33Nothing.
01:01:34Don't tell me it's nothing when I know it's something.
01:01:37I don't want to talk about it.
01:01:39Ever since you were four years old, you and I could talk about anything.
01:01:42Times change.
01:01:43I don't have anything to say.
01:01:45Well, I do.
01:01:46Go talk to your girlfriend, your little scientist babe.
01:01:49Are you jealous of her?
01:01:50That's sick.
01:01:52Monica.
01:01:55You'll always be daddy's girl.
01:01:56You know that.
01:01:58What about mom, huh?
01:02:01Your mother's been dead for two and a half years, sweetie.
01:02:06Don't you ever think about her?
01:02:08I dream about her every night.
01:02:12And in that dream, she's still alive.
01:02:15But by the end, she's gone.
01:02:17And I have to go through it all over again.
01:02:29I have the same dream.
01:02:32I'm sorry, Daddy.
01:02:33I just don't want a new mom.
01:02:36He's not going to be your new mom.
01:02:37She's my friend.
01:02:40I mean, if brain-dead Danny were to pass away, you'd want a new boyfriend someday, wouldn't you?
01:02:46I want a new boyfriend now.
01:02:48I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:48I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:49I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:49I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:50I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:50I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:51I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:51I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:52I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:52I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:53I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:54I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:54I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:55I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:56I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:56I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:57I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:58I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:02:59I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:03:00I don't want a new boyfriend.
01:03:01I don't want a new boyfriend.
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01:04:02Oh, no. He missed it by three days.
01:04:04You believe that?
01:04:05He, uh, stabbed the art teacher with a chisel.
01:04:08Yeah, crybaby.
01:04:09I mean, right, it was just a chisel.
01:04:10Hey, hey, you shut up and listen, okay?
01:04:13You gotta treat these peaches with kid gloves.
01:04:15They get a little nasty sometimes.
01:04:16Hey, some lizard bites me.
01:04:18I'll grind them up into a pair of shoes.
01:04:19Bada-bing, bada-boom.
01:04:21You touch a scale of their skin, and I'm gonna grind the two of you up.
01:04:24They're worth millions of...
01:04:27Of?
01:04:32Of dollars, Mr. Sarno?
01:04:33We're almost there.
01:04:37You know, I'm thinking here, Mr. Sarno,
01:04:39if they're worth millions of dollars,
01:04:41then me and Richie should get, like, um,
01:04:441,200 apiece. Am I right, Richie?
01:04:46Absolutely. More than 1,000.
01:04:48In spades. That is for sure.
01:04:50Listen!
01:04:51We made a deal, and a deal's a deal.
01:04:52Otherwise, you two will never work in this town again.
01:04:55See what you almost did, Richie?
01:04:56I didn't do nothing.
01:04:57Your carriage awaits me later.
01:05:27Let's get going, Brain Dad.
01:05:31That's my name. Don't wear it out.
01:05:33Oh!
01:05:34Those are babitching the threads, Monica.
01:05:38Just drive.
01:05:42I'm the only one in 10th grade who's got a license.
01:05:46Is that why you go out with me?
01:05:48No!
01:05:50It's because you're 16 and real smart.
01:05:57Slow down, Einstein.
01:06:05What's he doing back here?
01:06:07You're those dudes.
01:06:08You're not cheating on me, are you?
01:06:10Just shut up and turn around, dummy.
01:06:13Hey, no reason to bag me out.
01:06:14Your wish is my command, my highness.
01:06:16You missed.
01:06:28Give me that.
01:06:30Give me that.
01:06:31See you later, Richie.
01:06:33Stupid, Mr. Smith.
01:06:34Yeah, well, you're close by.
01:06:36Hey, get out of here.
01:06:37Leave that.
01:06:37Good day, my friend.
01:06:49Can I help you?
01:06:50Could I perhaps interest you in some Girl Scout cookies?
01:06:53Is this a joke?
01:06:55Scouting is not a joke, sir.
01:06:57It keeps the little tarts off the street.
01:06:59Well, I don't think so.
01:07:05Get the dog.
01:07:06Hey, Mr. Sano, what if he bites me?
01:07:08Then bite him back.
01:07:09What do you think I'm paying you a thousand bucks for?
01:07:10You know, I was thinking I think we should get at least $1,100 for this.
01:07:14I'll give you $1,500.
01:07:15Just tie up the stinking dog.
01:07:21Where are the cookies?
01:07:27Sorry, no free samples.
01:07:32Dog.
01:07:33Shut up!
01:07:34Dog, you're a nice dog.
01:07:35You're not a mutt.
01:07:36You're a good dog.
01:07:37You're good.
01:07:41Hey, what are you doing to my dog?
01:07:47Hey!
01:07:48Watch the hair.
01:07:49Watch the hair.
01:07:51Leave it alone, Rico.
01:07:52Back off, Judas.
01:07:53Dad!
01:07:54If you take them out of this habitat, they'll die.
01:07:56You have your chance for the piece of the pie.
01:07:58I'm going to get my baby.
01:07:59Dad!
01:07:59You can't do that.
01:08:14Get off me, Jezebel!
01:08:16Hey!
01:08:20Come on!
01:08:21Come on!
01:08:23Hey, boss!
01:08:24What do you want me to do with this one?
01:08:28Put him in the cage.
01:08:29He was just a little boy.
01:08:30The dino, you're not him.
01:08:32I thought you said there was some lizards.
01:08:33Just do it.
01:08:34Hey!
01:08:35Get him!
01:08:36Got him!
01:08:37All right, put it down.
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:40Okay.
01:08:40Get him!
01:08:41Get him!
01:08:41Get him!
01:08:46Get him!
01:08:47Jerry!
01:08:48Is she on?
01:08:50Oh!
01:08:50Where's my little angel?
01:08:53Where's my bird of flight?
01:08:54Oh, you're a regular poet.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:57Hey!
01:08:58Hey!
01:08:58This handker cost me six bucks.
01:09:00What's wrong with you people?
01:09:01I swear I'm going to rip his little beak off.
01:09:04Who's going to rip his little beak off?
01:09:05It's a she, a cruss.
01:09:07No!
01:09:08I got a headache, Mr. Soto.
01:09:10Can we go now?
01:09:12Yes!
01:09:12Yes!
01:09:13Bless you.
01:09:13Good-timing, Lewis.
01:09:14Get the brachiosaurus for a cheap one.
01:09:15You got it, Mr. Soto.
01:09:16Which one is it?
01:09:17Try the one that's loose.
01:09:18You know, Mr. Soto, I don't think it's going to work.
01:09:20Look at this neck here.
01:09:21There's nothing in there.
01:09:22Come on, Ritchie.
01:09:23Let's go.
01:09:25Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:27Where's my angel?
01:09:28Where's my little angel?
01:09:29Hey, four to five ain't back.
01:09:30Mr. Soto.
01:09:32Shut up.
01:09:33Mr. Soto, you want I should plug the dog?
01:09:36No!
01:09:37Rico, that dog is like a mother to them.
01:09:39What are you, death?
01:09:39I said shut up!
01:09:42Oh, man, I gotta think.
01:09:45Lewis, grab the mutt.
01:09:46The rest of them, they're expendable.
01:09:48Rico, the dinosaurs will all die, but I can keep them alive.
01:09:52Okay.
01:09:53Okay.
01:09:54Turn around.
01:09:59I want you sharecroppers to count to 500.
01:10:01If you don't, if you follow us, I'll kill the new lady of the house.
01:10:07I'll kill her.
01:10:08I'll kill her.
01:10:08Dead!
01:10:09Dead!
01:10:14Get the dog, Lunkhead.
01:10:15It's okay.
01:10:16It's okay.
01:10:17Mr. Soto, this dog, he likes me.
01:10:28I'm sure I'm glad I didn't plug you.
01:10:32Truck!
01:10:34Mr. Soto, Richie said he's...
01:10:35Shut up!
01:10:35Four hundred twenty-five, four hundred twenty-six, four hundred...
01:10:44Five hundred!
01:10:45You count like an old lady!
01:10:46All right, don't move.
01:10:51Come on, Dad.
01:10:52Let's call the fuzz.
01:10:52I said don't move.
01:10:54Yeah, you want to get Vicki killed, Jerry?
01:10:56Since when do you care?
01:10:58I care.
01:10:58All right, we're going to the house real slow.
01:11:03Stay behind me.
01:11:14Can we turn the heat down and that's your tool, Mr. Soto?
01:11:18No.
01:11:18It's like a steam anthony, Mr. Soto.
01:11:21Those reptiles need a ninety-nine degree temperature.
01:11:24We're riding in the traveling sauna circus here without the three rings.
01:11:29Shut up and sweat.
01:11:30I mean it, Mr. Soto.
01:11:31I'm going to pass out.
01:11:32Then do it, punk.
01:11:33Look, maybe we should just get them some water.
01:11:37Richie?
01:11:38Oh, dear, Mr. Soto.
01:11:40It's okay.
01:11:42You'll be okay, Louis.
01:11:43Just take little baby breaths.
01:11:45It's good.
01:11:56Come on, eat.
01:12:01We got grapes to pick.
01:12:02What about your girl, Dad?
01:12:04Eat.
01:12:06Yeah, what about your girlfriend?
01:12:08Are we just going to sit around here while she rots down there with that greedy slob?
01:12:12I did not slave over that stove so you two can jar yourselves to death.
01:12:18Paper says there's a big surprise exhibit at the Angel City Museum.
01:12:23Did I not tell you to eat?
01:12:24Now, eat.
01:12:25I don't want to have to repeat myself.
01:12:32What about Ruby?
01:12:35Vicky will take care of Ruby.
01:12:37What about Elvis and the other little guys?
01:12:41What about them?
01:12:42They didn't belong to us.
01:12:44I told you that from the get-go.
01:12:46They don't belong to anybody, Daddy.
01:12:48They should all be free like Madonna.
01:12:51This just makes my skin crawl.
01:12:53Isn't that bending?
01:13:07Makes me sick.
01:13:16Uh-oh.
01:13:18Dad's got that look in his eye.
01:13:20Whoa, whoa, love it.
01:13:25Riko, Riko, Riko.
01:13:27My name, don't wear it out.
01:13:28Okay, one question at a time, please.
01:13:31Can you give us a hint?
01:13:32It's from the century.
01:13:33Cold, very cold, Bob.
01:13:35Bigger than a bread basket?
01:13:37Maybe.
01:13:38Is it fish or fowl?
01:13:40Ooh, you getting warm there, Helen?
01:13:41Is it a whole flock of bald eagles?
01:13:44Be cold again.
01:13:46Miss Vicky, is it true that you were married to Tiny Tim?
01:13:49Get those tabloid slobs out of here.
01:13:51Hey, hey, back.
01:13:52Back, back, back.
01:13:54Is it who changed the world forever?
01:13:57It's a reverse.
01:13:59No more questions.
01:14:00Spiritual.
01:14:02What did he say, huh?
01:14:03He said no more questions.
01:14:04Get out of here.
01:14:04Get out of here.
01:14:05Out, out, out, out, out.
01:14:07Out, out.
01:14:07But you promised me an exclusive, Rico.
01:14:24Get in line, newsmonger.
01:14:26This is bigger than you and me.
01:14:27But you promised.
01:14:29Keep your shirt on, Sandler.
01:14:30Shut up.
01:14:31Wait with the rest of the world.
01:14:32How are you?
01:14:33How are you?
01:14:47Thank you.
01:14:53Thank you.
01:14:56Testing.
01:14:56Testing.
01:14:57One, two, three.
01:14:57Even kids under 12 can't get in for free?
01:15:02Delirious.
01:15:03Aren't you?
01:15:04I can't wait.
01:15:05Neither can I.
01:15:06Pathetic peon.
01:15:16You gonna kill him, Dad?
01:15:17Oh, hi there, Mr. T.
01:15:28Boy, hot damn.
01:15:31What's the wingspread on that squab?
01:15:34Hey, Whitey.
01:15:38He's late for the show.
01:15:41Where's Sarno?
01:15:42Oh, he's across the street, doing his act.
01:15:47This won't take a lot.
01:16:10Attention.
01:16:11Attention, please.
01:16:12Yes, uh, well, I'd like to thank you all for coming out today.
01:16:15And my lovely young assistant here and I have, well, we've discovered a, a renewal of life.
01:16:25Please, give a big hand to Miss Vicki Vandel.
01:16:29This is a beautiful way to go.
01:16:31Now, I would like to thank each, each and every one of you for coming out here today.
01:16:36What you're about to see is a labor of love.
01:16:39And I'd also like...
01:16:41Yeah, like I was saying, life takes strange little turns.
01:16:51And once you think you've seen it all, kids, you ain't seen nothing yet.
01:16:56This moment of time will be spoken of in hushed tones of reverence.
01:17:03Behold!
01:17:04I give you prehistoric life!
01:17:21My babies.
01:17:25Where are my sugar babies?
01:17:26Hey, nobody walks out on me!
01:17:39Nobody!
01:17:43In here, kids.
01:17:50Pa!
01:17:51Hey, Elvis!
01:18:12How you doing, Elvis?
01:18:14How you doing, Elvis?
01:18:16Thank you.
01:18:17I miss you.
01:18:18Thanks, Pa.
01:18:20You got a minute?
01:18:22What?
01:18:23You got a minute.
01:18:25You did this to me.
01:18:26You stole.
01:18:27You're the thief, not me!
01:18:29I'm the one who's trying to change the world!
01:18:31You!
01:18:32You!
01:18:33Hello?
01:18:33Hello?
01:18:33Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:34What?
01:18:35What about us?
01:18:40So, do you love those punks as much as me?
01:18:44Your kids?
01:18:46No, the dinos.
01:18:47I'm getting there, Mr. Taylor.
01:18:51I'm getting there.
01:18:52Hmm.
01:19:06That's a fine-looking family you got there, Mr. T.
01:19:09I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:10I'm getting there.
01:19:10I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:11I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:12I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:13I'm getting there, Mr. T.
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01:19:21I'm getting there, Mr. T.
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01:19:23I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:24I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:25I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:26I'm getting there, Mr. T.
01:19:27I'm getting there, Mr. T.
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